1 | ->''"Good morning, Do I understand,"''\ |
2 | ''"That you wish to enter this land?"''\ |
3 | ''"Please talk in rhyme, unless you do,"''\ |
4 | ''"I simply cannot let you through."''\ |
5 | ''"Keep every rule that's written here,"''\ |
6 | ''"You'll find them all nice and clear."'' |
7 | -->-- Excerpt from ''The Land of Clever People'' in ''Literature/BookOfBrownies'' |
8 | |
9 | |
10 | -> '''Black Hat Guy''': You know, [[Music/JohnnyCash I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.]] \ |
11 | '''Cueball''': Really? Well, I once shot a man in Reno, but I couldn't tell you why. \ |
12 | '''Black Hat Guy''': I once shot a man in Reno, then I went home to cry. \ |
13 | '''Cueball''': I once shot a man in Reno, then I watered his cacti. \ |
14 | '''Black Hat Guy:''' I once shot a man in Reno 'cause they cancelled ''Series/{{Firefly}}''\ |
15 | '''Cueball:''' I once shot a man in Reno, him and all his succubi.\ |
16 | '''Black Hat Guy''': I once shot a man in Reno [[CrossesTheLineTwice and a bunch more in My Lai]]. \ |
17 | '''Cueball''': I think we're done. |
18 | -->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}} #206'' |
19 | |
20 | ->''"Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!"'' |
21 | -->-- '''Gruntilda''', ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie'' |
22 | |
23 | ->'''Gruntilda''': Come on sisters, time I like, what's the plan to get my body back? |
24 | ->'''Mingella''': Annoying your rhyming is, so stop it or we will not tell! |
25 | ->'''Gruntilda''': [[RunningGagged Oh.... if I must.]] |
26 | -->-- ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie'' |
27 | |
28 | -> Go beat the evil bosses who's lurking in the dark,\ |
29 | Find his sleigh and reindeer set out to make his mark,\ |
30 | Find every stolen present that was unjustly craved, \ |
31 | For every kid on the earth, Christmas must be saved! |
32 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DazeBeforeChristmas'' |
33 | |
34 | ->''"Why be led, when you can be leader? \ |
35 | Why bow to lady luck when you can beat her? \ |
36 | Why sit back and relax if you can pull your fill? \ |
37 | Before you are taken, why not go in for the kill? \ |
38 | [[NobleWomansLaugh O-hohohohohoho!"]]'' |
39 | -->-- ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI Shantotto]]'' |
40 | |
41 | ->''"...Quant sor un rouge olifant \ |
42 | Vint uns limeçons armés \ |
43 | Qui lor aloit escriant : \ |
44 | « Fil a putain, sa venez !\ |
45 | Je versefie en dormant. »"'' |
46 | ->''("...When on a red elephant \ |
47 | [[SurrealHumor An armed snail arrived]] \ |
48 | That shouted to them: \ |
49 | 'Come on then, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch sons of bitches]]! \ |
50 | [[LampshadeHanging I rhyme in my sleep.]]'")'' |
51 | -->-- '''Author unknown''', ''[[GagSeries Fatrasies d'Arras]]'' [[TheHighMiddleAges (second half 13th century)]] |
52 | |
53 | ->''"I must complete my bust, two novels, finish my blueprints, begin my Beguine."'' |
54 | ->''"Hey, Jeremy, must you always talk in rhyme?"'' |
55 | ->''"If I spoke prose, you'd all find out; I don't know what I talk about!"'' |
56 | -->-- '''Jeremy''', ''WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine'' |
57 | |
58 | ->Calvin scrambled up the stairs and dove into a door on the top floor. |
59 | ->[[LampshadeHanging Hey, that rhymes! Door. Floor.]] |
60 | ->Heh, heh. Maybe I could write a poem for my next story. |
61 | -->-- '''Socrates [[LemonyNarrator (narrating)]]''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS1E18ConfessionsOfAPrankLovingTiger "Confessions of a Prank-Loving Tiger"]] |
62 | |
63 | ->'''Elevator Attendant Buzz:''' Mr. Kline, up to 9. Mrs. Dell, personnel. Mr. Levin, 37.\ |
64 | '''Mr. Levin:''' Uh, 36\ |
65 | '''Buzz:''' ''[[SeriousBusiness Walk. Down.]]'' |
66 | -->-- ''Film/TheHudsuckerProxy'' |
67 | |
68 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/SecretSquirrel Greg]]''': Oh no! My scheme was ended by a stake! Was my plan merely wasted, like a autumn leaf swept aside by a rake?!\ |
69 | '''[[VideoGame/EndlessFrontier Nacht]]''': Yeah, but rhyming isn't gonna save you from me.\ |
70 | (Nacht opens fire.) |
71 | -->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars'' |
72 | |
73 | ->''"As for rhymes, I've got Tourette's.\ |
74 | And this is how it manifests.'' |
75 | -->-- '''[[Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} Kevin Murphy (as Mr. Mac)]]''' |
76 | |
77 | ->'''Marjo''': Wow even on fire he actually rhymed. |
78 | ->'''Luiji''': You could say it was ill-timed. |
79 | ->'''Marjo''': Shut up. |
80 | -->--''Webcomic/SuperMarjoBros'' |
81 | |
82 | ->"Most of the time, he talked in rhyme." The mountain man chuckled. [[GotMeDoingIt "Like I guess I just did."]] |
83 | -->-- ''Blossom'', by Creator/AndrewVachss |
84 | |
85 | ->''I'm Pippi. Who're you? What is it you're up to? I'm off on an adventure every day. Don't think of me as boyish, OK?'' |
86 | -->--'''Pippi''', ''VideoGame/EarthBoundBeginnings'' |
87 | |
88 | ->'''Para''': We are villains who like to rhyme.\ |
89 | '''Dox''': In fact, we do it all the time! |
90 | -->--'''The Paradox brothers''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' Episode 13 |
91 | |
92 | ->''Tragic news about the Oood. There was a terrible floood, they try to escape into the woood, but it didn't do any goood, now they're all doood.'' |
93 | -->-- '''Chris Addison''', ''Unlikely things to hear on Series/DoctorWho'', ''Series/MockTheWeek'' |
94 | |
95 | ->''"Your amateur moves aren't worth a dime, for a change I made this taunt rhyme!"'' |
96 | -->-- '''Capital B''', ''VideoGame/YookaLaylee'' |
97 | |
98 | ->''"For more rhymes I'm sure you're eager, but our dialogue budget is rather meager."'' |
99 | -->-- '''Witch hat snowman''', ''VideoGame/YookaLaylee'' |
100 | |
101 | -> '''Jemima Symes''': Jemima Symes, Rhyming Times. Were the victims gored, with a type of sword? \ |
102 | '''Jack Cloth:''' Well, that's one line of inquiry. [beat] [[GotMeDoingIt Which you can put in your diary.]] |
103 | -->-- ''Series/ATouchOfCloth'' |
104 | |
105 | ->'''Billy:''' [[AnotherDimension Another dimension?]] No one mentioned another dimension!\ |
106 | '''Grim:''' Yeah, we step through there and ascend to the Home of the Ancients!\ |
107 | '''Billy:''' I hate to throw a monkey wrench into this ascension to another dimension that wasn't ever mentioned, ''but''—\ |
108 | '''Grim:''' What's with the sudden dissension?\ |
109 | '''Billy:''' I'm pulling an abstention to the ascension to another dimension. My mommy said I'm not allowed to.\ |
110 | '''Grim:''' [[OverlyLongGag Well, I don't want to cause tension with this ascension to...]]\ |
111 | '''Mandy:''' [[StopSayingThat Stop it!]] Both of you just STOP IT! |
112 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' |
113 | |
114 | ->''"We are The Elite, and we just can't be beat."'' |
115 | -->-- '''Wrestling/TheElite''''s motto |
116 | |
117 | ->''"'Pon my soul, if it ain't Nurse Ball. The fairest flower of them all."'' |
118 | -->-- '''Dr. Prodd''', ''Film/CarryOnMatron'' |
119 | |
120 | ->''"I have never had such a night. I am absolutely covered in bites."'' |
121 | -->-- '''Evelyn Blunt''', ''Film/CarryOnAbroad'' |
122 | |
123 | ->'''Creator/BarbaraWindsor''': Oh! 'Ere, that's fantastic! That's me, when I first joined the gang in ''Film/CarryOnSpying''! |
124 | ->'''Creator/KennethWilliams''': And there's Creator/BernardCribbins, teaching you how to get your pistol under your bristols! |
125 | -->-- ''Film/ThatsCarryOn'' |
126 | |
127 | ->'''Brad''': Seducer! |
128 | ->'''Farley''': And... who are you, sir? |
129 | ->'''Brad''': Your twin brother and your accuser! |
130 | ->'''Janet''': Brad! |
131 | ->'''Cosmo''': Arrest that man! He's committed to our care! |
132 | ->'''Janet''': I never signed your contract! He's not going anywhere. |
133 | ->'''Oliver''': To revenge your twin, you tried to abuse her. |
134 | ->'''Farley''': A ridiculous accusation! You... force me to refuse her. |
135 | ->'''Brad''': Then why did you choose her? |
136 | ->'''Farley''': Because of you, '''sir'''! |
137 | -->-- ''Film/ShockTreatment'' |
138 | |
139 | ->'''Jackson Briggs''': English please, Cage?\ |
140 | '''Johnny Cage''': Does Jax eat snacks by the tracks?\ |
141 | '''Jax''': Jax whacks hacks across their backs. |
142 | -->--''VideOGame/MortalKombat11'' |
143 | |
144 | ->''"Soap trusted you. I thought I could, too. So why in bloody hell does Makarov know you?"'' |
145 | -->--'''Captain Price''', ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare3'' |
146 | |
147 | -> '''Pelican''': Oh, have you seen my hippo? He hides and I must ''seek''.\ |
148 | '''Starfire:''' I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control ''Freak''?\ |
149 | He is big, not tall, and nasty, and known for causing ''strife''.\ |
150 | He escaped into the TV--\ |
151 | [''interrupted by Beast Boy running into the shot from a KillerRobot'']\ |
152 | '''Beast Boy:''' Hey, Star, run for your ''life''! |
153 | -->--'''[[Recap/TeenTitansS4E1Episode297494 Episode 297 - 494]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003'' |
154 | |
155 | ->'''Grid:''' Your existence is an affront to logic.\ |
156 | '''Bizarro:''' So Grid Bizarro ''friend''?\ |
157 | '''Grid:''' The Grid is Bizarro's ''end''. |
158 | -->--''Videogame/Injustice2'' |
159 | |
160 | ->''"With blood and rage of crimson red,\ |
161 | Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead,\ |
162 | Together with our hellish hate,\ |
163 | We'll burn you all—that is your fate!"'' |
164 | -->--'''The [[Characters/GLRedLanternCorps Red Lantern]] oath''' |
165 | |
166 | ->''"This power is mine, this is my light,\ |
167 | Be it in bright of day or black of night!\ |
168 | I lay claim to all that falls within my sight,\ |
169 | To take what I want—that is my right!"'' |
170 | -->--'''The [[Characters/GLOrangeLanternCorps Orange Lantern]] oath'''[[note]]discounting Larfleeze[[/note]] |
171 | |
172 | ->''"In blackest day, in brightest night,\ |
173 | Beware your fears made into light\ |
174 | Let those who try to stop what's right,\ |
175 | Burn like my power—Sinestro's might!"'' |
176 | -->--'''The [[Characters/GLSinestroCorps Sinestro Corps]] oath''' |
177 | |
178 | ->''"In brightest day, in blackest night,\ |
179 | No evil shall escape my sight.\ |
180 | Let those who worship evil's might,\ |
181 | Beware my power—Green Lantern's Light!"'' |
182 | -->--'''The ComicBook/GreenLantern oath''' |
183 | |
184 | ->''"In fearful day, in raging night,\ |
185 | With strong hearts full our souls ignite,\ |
186 | When all seems lost in the War of Light,\ |
187 | Look to the stars—for hope burns bright!"'' |
188 | -->--'''The [[Characters/GLBlueLanternCorps Blue Lantern]] oath'' |
189 | |
190 | ->''For hearts long lost and full of fright,\ |
191 | For those alone in Blackest Night,\ |
192 | Accept our ring and join our fight!\ |
193 | Love conquers all—with violet light!"'' |
194 | -->--'''The [[Characters/GLStarSapphireCorps Star Sapphires]] oath''' |
195 | |
196 | ->'''Kylian Mbappé:''' You know, you could always join me in Ligue 1. Perhaps a loan to Lyon?\ |
197 | '''Erling Haaland:''' Never!\ |
198 | '''Mbappé:''' You'd never lose in Toulouse.\ |
199 | '''Haaland:''' They lose all the time!\ |
200 | '''Mbappé:''' Well, how do you feel about Lille? You could get a nice payday in Marseille...\ |
201 | '''Haaland:''' [[TakeThat Do goals even count if you score for those clubs?]] |
202 | -->--''WebAnimation/TheChampions2018'' |
203 | |
204 | ->''"I do not want it in a house,\ |
205 | I do not want it with a mouse!\ |
206 | I do not want it here or there,\ |
207 | I do not want it anywhere!\ |
208 | I do not want the Grinch's junk,\ |
209 | I do not want it, you... fucking fuck!"'' |
210 | -->--'''Nash''' in response to a man showing up at a business meeting wearing a Grinch costume with a rather [[GagPenis obscene attachment]], ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', "Snap, Crackle, Pop (Culture)" |
211 | |
212 | ->'''Dr. Manners''': Come, come, Miss Worth. You can't be sure. |
213 | ->'''Gladys''': Ours not to be quite sure, ours but to... to... ''kill'' or ''cure!'' |
214 | -->-- ''Film/PleaseTurnOver'' |
215 | |
216 | ->'''Captain Foster''': ''Potter'', an imposter? |
217 | ->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': Yes, Foster, an imposter! |
218 | -->-- ''Film/WatchYourStern'' |
219 | |
220 | ->'''Sid''': "''Yum-sy, scrum-sy, bum-sy, scrip-''" ({{Beat}}) "Bum-sy"? |
221 | ->'''Harry''': "''Chum''-sy". |
222 | ->'''Sid''': Oh, my mistake. Clumsy. |
223 | -->-- ''Film/RaisingTheWind'' |
224 | |
225 | ->''"Hey, you hungry home invader!"''\ |
226 | ''"Stop raiding our refrigerator!"''\ |
227 | ''"Yikes!"''\ |
228 | ''"He just whacked me with a warm weiner! Twice!"''\ |
229 | ''"Wait, you ain't got no lips,"''\ |
230 | ''"How the hell do you eat potato chips?"''\ |
231 | ''"Woah! Knock it off, you skinny son of a bitch!"''\ |
232 | ''"Quit stealing our food, and go buy a freaking sandwich!"''\ |
233 | ''"Ya boney bastard!"''\ |
234 | ''"Look at this place, it's a disaster!"'' |
235 | -->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/ROrfRKUP4O8 SHOCKING SLENDER MAN VIDEO Entry #1]]'' |
236 | |
237 | ->''"Let's go round to our van, man."'' |
238 | -->-- '''Fred Ramsden''', ''Film/CarryOnBehind'' |
239 | |
240 | ->''Run, run, or you'll be well done.'' |
241 | -->-- '''Kefka Palazzo''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' |
242 | |
243 | ->''"Your yurt got hurt and hit the dirt."'' |
244 | -->-- '''Emma Ross''', ''Series/{{Bunkd}}'', "We Didn't Start the Fire" |
245 | |
246 | ->'''Pfoe:''' ''"Listen, Spearshake! You should have stayed home. Because I'll win with my masterful poem!"''\ |
247 | '''Spearshake:''' ''"Don't make me laugh, Mr. Pfoe! Instead of a den you should use a hoe!"''\ |
248 | '''Mary Batson:''' ''"Aren't they funny? They talk rhyme, all the time. Oh, Golly, they've got me doing it too!"'' |
249 | -->-- ''ComicBook/MaryMarvel1945'' |
250 |
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