| 1 | -> ''4000 BC - The Chinese invent kung fu to fight off notions that they are normal. ''\ |
| 2 | ''1970 AD - Bruce Lee invents Badass. ''\ |
| 3 | ''2000 AD - For some reason everybody is Kung Fu Fighting. '' |
| 4 | -->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}''' |
| 5 | |
| 6 | -> All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are [[WireFu flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds]], and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with ''light'' coming out of his mouth! |
| 7 | -->-- '''Jack Burton''', ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina'' |
| 8 | |
| 9 | ->''"But he's new! He doesn't know his strength, he might not know all those fancy martial arts skills they inevitably seem to pick up."'' |
| 10 | -->-- '''Dawn''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS7E1Lessons "Lessons"]] |
| 11 | |
| 12 | ->''"Everybody in Uganda knows Kung-fu!"'' |
| 13 | -->--'''VJ Emmie''', ''Film/WhoKilledCaptainAlex'' |
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