| 1 | ->''Nobody plays the game better'' |
| 2 | ->''But no one could play it much worse'' |
| 3 | ->''You alone know these rules to the letter'' |
| 4 | ->''And they spell out your mission and curse'' |
| 5 | ->''Obsolete hardware from years ago'' |
| 6 | ->''Finding it all is your aim'' |
| 7 | ->''From thrift stores to eBay to antique road shows'' |
| 8 | ->''Adventure is your favourite game'' |
| 9 | ->''Oh, and Ashens is your naaaaame'' |
| 10 | ->''But where will this lead in the end?'' |
| 11 | ->''For [[Literature/ForWhomTheBellTolls no man is an island]] of tat'' |
| 12 | ->''Perhaps what you need is a friend'' |
| 13 | ->''[[IWorkAlone Could you imagine that?]]'' |
| 14 | ->''Your mission's about to begin'' |
| 15 | ->''If you don't lose then you might just win'' |
| 16 | ->''We're rooting for you'' |
| 17 | ->''You odd little bearded prat'' |
| 18 | ->''Terrible hardware from years gone by'' |
| 19 | ->''Worthless old relics you claim'' |
| 20 | ->''[[GottaCatchThemAll There's one left to get]]'' |
| 21 | ->''Now don't give in and cry'' |
| 22 | ->''Adventure is your favourite game'' |
| 23 | ->''Oh, and Ashens is your name'' |
| 24 | -->-- '''Theme tune''' |
| 25 | |
| 26 | ->"I've seen the stuff you do on [=YouTube=], you know! Reviewing bits of tat on a brown sofa? It's not exactly ''Film/TheMatrix'', is it? [[TakeThat Maybe the third one.]]" |
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