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1	-> '''[[CowboyCop John]]''': Just once I'd like to have a normal work day... a little filing, some coffee and donuts. No guns, no bombs, no hassle!
2	-->-- ''VideoGame/DieHardVendetta''
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5	->'''Guard''': Damn, you guys got here fast! There a doughnut shop on campus or something?\
6	'''Jonathan''': I'm ''not a cop''. I need you to help me find the archives...
7	-->-- ''VideoGame/JonathanKaneTheProtector''
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9	->''"I'm gonna get us something from all four food groups: hamburgers, french fries, coffee and doughnuts."''
10	-->-- '''Ridzik''', ''Film/RedHeat''
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12	->"According to this report you've eaten over 64,000 donuts in the first five episodes alone!"
13	-->-- ''Series/{{Bargearse}}'', "Where's My Bloody Donuts?"
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15	->"Creep into the donut stop. Sneak in, tiptoe past the cop!"
16	-->-- '''"[[Music/{{Voltaire}} BRAINS!]]"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''
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18	->'''[[ActionGirl Shaw]]:''' If we get into trouble, just lay suppressive fire across that arc.\
19	'''Fusco:''' You know I'm a cop, right?\
20	'''Shaw:''' If we were eating doughnuts and shooting cardboard cutouts, you'd be in charge.
21	-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "return 0"
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23	->'''Chief:''' All in favor of more doughnuts in the break room, say "aye".
24	->''Officers give a resounding chorus of "aye".''
25	->'''Janitor:''' Nay.
26	->'''Chief:''' Shut up, Janitor! You don't count!
27	-->-- ''[[VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries Escaping the Prison]]'', Henry overhears a police meeting
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29	->''"What do you think we do all day? You think we just sit around eating donuts with our thumbs planted firmly up our asses?"''
30	-->--'''George Stacy''', ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan''
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32	->'''Sonic:''' You're the only one I could think of, Donut Lord.\
33	'''Tom:''' What's with that "Donut Lord"?\
34	'''Sonic:''' Because you talk to donuts, and eat them if they get out of line.\
35	'''Tom:''' Again, fair point.
36	-->--''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''
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38	->''"So many cops, you'd think they givin' away donuts."''
39	-->--'''Albrecht''', ''Film/TheCrow1994''
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41	->'''Roger''': Cops already? What, are we next door to a freakin' Krispy Kreme?
42	->'''Stan''': You're thinking about donuts now?
43	->'''Roger''': No, I'm just saying the cops got here fast.
44	->'''Stan''': What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme?
45	->'''Roger''': [[DontExplainTheJoke Because cops love donuts!]]
46	->'''Stan''': You're not making any sense!
47	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

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