Line #65 Podcast/AreYouScaredOfTheseStories


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2	[[caption-width-right:300:Submitted to scare you...]]
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4	->''"In the late 90's/early-Oughts, three friends met in the woods to tell each other scary stories. They recorded their stories, and captured unexplained, paranormal phenomena. The whereabouts of the members of the Scary Storytellers Society are unknown. All that remains are the tapes that were recovered from their abandoned campsite, and after you listen to them you'll have to ask yourself... Are You Scared of These Stories?"''
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6	What if ''Series/AreYouAfraidOfTheDark?'' starred three awful man-children in their late 20s instead of teenagers?
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8	Robert Hibbs, a lonely boy obsessed with scary stories, pressures his friends into joining him around a campfire in the woods for one purpose: telling each other scary stories. While he records it all on a Talkboy. Robert Owens and Joshua Jenkins (a couple of losers in their own right) make no secret of their disdain for Hibbs and his plans, but that doesn't stop them from attending his meetings.
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10	Unfortunately, they're all absolutely incompetent at storytelling, and most of their time is spent interrupting to offer up unconstructive criticisms. The real spooks come when the subjects of their stories inevitably break the 4th wall to terrorize them, or when they break formula to deal with occult sponsorships and saucy Armageddon.
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13	!!This podcast provides examples of:
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15	* TheAlcoholic: Mostly Hibbs, but they all seem to have a problem. On top of that, all of the boys' moms are proud winos (complete with t-shirts and koozies bearing wine püns).
16	%%* AllJustADream: ''"I Killed A Time Vampire To Get A Room, A Platform/PlayStation and A Copy of [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot1996 Crash Bandicoot]]"'' is a dream two levels deep.
17	%%* AllWebbedUp
18	* AnalProbing: The aliens from ''"The Story of How Aliens Invented Gak, Bop It and Look Like Chris Kattan"'' do this solely for their own amusement.
19	* AnyoneCanDie: Episodes frequently end with one or all of our guys having died outlandish deaths (only to show up next episode without comment).
20	* ApocalypseHow: Sauce. Boiling hot tidal waves of alfredo sauce, burning buffalo sauce rain, sauce all across America, perhaps even the entire world.
21	* AssPull: In-universe, one can't help but wonder how many of the stories are partially (if not wholly) improvised. For the most literal example, see Jenkins' tale of how he got Hibbs' name tattooed on his asshole, which suddenly ended with said asshole rescuing over 300 orphans, receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor, and marrying Helen Hunt. Although, the story ''did'' turn out to be true...
22	%%* AttackOfTheKillerWhatever
23	* BasementDweller: All the boys live with their parents, including Hibbs, whose parents were supposedly killed by his brother.
24	* BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord: Hibbs' brother loves "pranking" people... ''to DEATH!'' He means murder. Hibbs' brother is a psycho killer.
25	%%* BlackComedy
26	* BrainwashResidue: The boys start remembering previous meetings where they'd died, only to be brought back with no (apparent) memory of the events.
27	* BrandX: Subverted. Brand names are thrown about freely, often playing a central role in storylines (Gatorade, Surge, Little Bites, and of course, the Talkboy).
28	%%* ButtMonkey: Hibbs.
29	* CassetteCraze: There are so many cassettes floating around that ''Hibbs'', aka the guy who's making the cassettes, is finding caches of "new" ones. Besides the SSS tapes (and it's implied that there have been more meetings in between episodes), there are Hibbs' personal diary tapes (and you just know there are boxes of those), ''and'' Hibbs' secret spy tapes from the Talkboys he hid in Owens' and Jenkins' houses.
30	%%* CatGirl: Cat Grandma
31	* ChildhoodFriends: Hibbs and Owens have known each other since elementary school. Jenkins showed up in middle school, despite his fraudulent claims to have always been around.
32	%%* Chupacabra
33	* ClipShow: The boys get together to tell Christmas-themed stories... based on ones they'd already told. Unusually for the form, it drops a major potential plot point.
34	%%* CollectibleCardGame: Roseanne: The Playing Card Game
35	%%* ComedicSociopathy
36	%%* CoolUncle: Debatably Uncle Dutch.
37	* DemonicPossession:
38	** Owens gets possessed by his Uncle Dutch twice, along with Dreddo the Clown.
39	** Owens is forced to possess a doll after some shenanigans with some Nigerian witch doctors. Then a serial killer possessing another doll takes over Hibbs' body, leaving Hibbs in the doll.
40	** Owens (notice a theme here?) is possessed by an interdimensional ragtime entity named Able Abel, while the [[DarkIsEvil evil, dark]], [[FantasticRacism black]] Zatarains Baby Cane gets a hold on Jenkins.
41	* DisproportionateRetribution: Did you know that making too many prank calls could get you sent to Guantanamo Bay in the 90s?
42	* DocumentaryEpisode: ''"A Grizzly Boy's Journey to the Center of the Planet of the Bears"'' is partly a documentary where [[Creator/WernerHerzog Werner Wersieg]] interviews the county coroner and the boys' moms after they're turned into a can of boy soup by a pack of bears.
43	* DreamWeaver: Fredrico invades peoples' dreams to more effectively feed on their life energy.
44	* DreamWithinADream: The majority of ''"I Killed A Time Vampire To Get A Room, A Platform/PlayStation and A Copy of Crash Bandicoot"'', while ostensibly being Owens' story, actually takes place inside Hibbs' damaged brain after Jenkins bashes him in the head with a log.
45	%%* EatenAlive
46	%%* EnforcedPlug: Tennamen's Coffee and Sumptin Tea.
47	* FramingDevice: Though there's a tendency for the frame to interrupt the story, and the story to leak into reality.
48	* FreudianSlip / AccidentalInnuendo: Jenkins is sure that Owens is trying to say something via Fredrico's pronunciation of "wings" ("wangs") and his obsession with gum ("khuah"). It definitely has nothing to do with Jenkins' hangups about his gay brother.
49	* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Hibbs. Jenkins and Owens constantly insult him, telling him about how he sucks and stuff, yet they continue to attend his meetings. They sometimes try to justify it as being out of pity, but they don't seem to have much going on themselves.
50	%%* GiantSpider
51	%%* HillbillyHorrors
52	%%* HorribleCampingTrip: Almost every episode.
53	%%* HumanResources: The secret to Sumtin Tea takes tea bagging to a new level.
54	* InMediasRes: ''"Plucky the Sailor Boy Doll"'' starts with Hibbs and Jenkins returning from Owens' funeral, with the cause of his death being a mystery/point of contention.
55	* InsistentTerminology: Despite the fact that the boys are all grown men in their late-20s, everyone insists on calling them "boys" (including the boys themselves). Later evolves into a kind of [[{{Literature/PeterPan}} weird Lost Boys]] situation.
56	%%* InterspeciesRomance: Jenkins and Cat Grandma.
57	%%* {{Jerkass}}: The entire cast, be they main, recurring, or one-off.
58	* KarmaHoudini: Owens and Jenkins escape a space ship using a two-man teleporter, leaving Hibbs to be raped by aliens. When Hibbs learns that they're almost certainly being turned into Dippin' Dots by the vacuum of space, he's visibly (audibly?) shaken, saying that they were his friends and they didn't deserve that. In actuality, Owens and Jenkins end up on a beach resort planet where they have the god-like power to make their every inane whim come true.
59	* LampshadeHanging:
60	** Calling out anachronisms.
61	--->'''Hibbs:''' [[Music/GhostBand Can you hear the thunder? Can you hear the thunder?]]
62	--->'''Jenkins:''' That song doesn't exist in this time.
63	--->'''Hibbs:''' What song? I just made that up.
64	** A lengthy discussion in ''"Surge Rangers Part 2"'' on the weirdness of {{Sentai}} [[ImportationExpansion localization]].
65	%%* LastDisrespects: Hibbs' eulogy at Owens' funeral.
66	%%* LethallyStupid:
67	%%* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn:
68	* LotusEaterMachine: Surprise! The meeting in ''"I Killed A Time Vampire To Get A Room, A Platform/PlayStation and A Copy of Crash Bandicoot"'' is all just an illusion created by Fredrico to feed on Owens and "Hibbs"/Robert Mackey.
69	* LosingYourHead: Jenkins is decapitated by bears and forced to sing for them.
70	%%* ManChild: They're just boys, after all.
71	%%* MonsterClown: Dreddo the Hell Clown.
72	* MurderIsTheBestSolution: Sacrifice his friends' lives or lose the Tennamen's sponsorship? One guess which Hibbs chooses. Partially in play when Bob Saget forces Owens and Jenkins to kill Hibbs--they're far too open to the idea.
73	* NegativeContinuity: Remember the time Hibbs froze to death, and Owens and Jenkins had to cut him open and wear him like a man sack for warmth? Neither do they... right?
74	%%* NeverSmileAtACrocodile: Especially if there are 300 of them--they'll get you in a death roll.
75	%%* NoirEpisode: ''"The Story of Bloody Joe: The Unofficial Retelling of the Super Mario Bros. Movie"''
76	%%* NormallyIWouldBeDeadNow
77	* NightmareFetishist: Hibbs' obsession with scary stories and his constant references to his "spook pants". Unfortunately, neither Owens or Jenkins are able to meet his standards of scary storytelling.
78	%%* OpeningNarration: Except that it's not exactly accurate. ''Yet.''
79	%%* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Time vampires.
80	* OverlyLongGag:
81	** ''"Ooh, my knees, I'm kneelin' down, I'm gettin' down on my knees here, ow my knees... cartilaginous crankling noises"''
82	** ''"Sweet tea is made of this..."''
83	** ''"Fuck you!" "No, fuck yooou!" ''
84	* ParanormalMundaneItem: The evil Gatorade machine.
85	* ParodyCommercial: The mysterious "word from our sponsor" segments that don't reflect any of the in-universe sponsorships.
86	* ParodyReligion
87	* PresentDayPast: Occasionally one of the characters will mention something that doesn't exist in the 90s/early-Aughts, leading to another to [[LampshadeHanging question what that is]], or even [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall point out that it doesn't exist yet]]. However, no one questions how the Roseanne sequel and its references to 2018 politics is around for the boys to make an entire episode about.
88	* RapidAging: What happens when a time vampire gets a chrono-lock on you.
89	* RatMen: Country Rat and City Rat, who may or may not be human-sized. It's really unclear.
90	* ResetButton: There's been talk of "Nexus Points", including a "Forbidden Fire" that can bring people back to life...
91	%%* RunningGag:
92	%%** Mistaking howling wolves for owls.
93	%%** "Did you say 'gum', or..."
94	%%* SinisterMinister: Pastor Tim (Tom) [=McGraw=].
95	%%* SkewedPriorities
96	* SnuffFilm: Bob Saget and other 90s TV sitcom dads love themselves a good snuff film.
97	* SocialMediaBeforeReason: Hibbs NEEDS to record everything. For posterity.
98	%%* StylisticSuck
99	%%* SuperheroEpisode: The Surge Rangers.
100	* SwarmOfRats: Jenkins uses his [[{{Literature/RatmansNotebooks}} power over rats]] to send one of these after Hibbs and Owens.
101	* ThinkingOutLoud: Dialed up to absurd levels. Picture this scene, complete with gratuitous squishing and growling sound effects, punctuated by screams of pain:
102	-->'''Jenkins:'''" My guts are mushin’ in with his guts… now they’re eating Owens’ guts… and all of our guts are mushin’ together. It’s a fucking gut-mush combo. Oh God, I only have an upper half now… that’s okay, though, I’m gonna try to crawl out… Oh, it got me! It got me by the end of my spine, it’s hanging out of my fucking torso! Jesus Christ, it hurts! I’m laying in a soup of gut mush. Oh God! These fucking wolves! They’re gonna be eatin’ for weeks off of us. Oh my God, they’re eatin’ me alive… [[ItMakesSenseInContext MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!]]"
103	* TomeOfEldritchLore: There's always some weird, kooky book.
104	** The Dark Book of Magic/The Book of Old Clowns
105	** The spellbook used by the Nigerian witch doctors to transfer Owens' soul into a Plucky doll, even though they can't read it-- because it's in an ancient language, not because they're Nigerian.
106	** The Anderson Sisters' human skin-bound spellbook.
107	* TownWithADarkSecret: The whole town was in on the evil Gatorade machine conspiracy.
108	* TraumaCongaLine: Especially Hibbs in ''"America's Funniest Home Snuff Videos"''.
109	%%* TwistEnding
110	* UnreliableNarrator: Any of the stories that are played as having actually happened to the narrator.
111	%%* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist
112	%%* VerbalTic: Whatever...
113	%%* VulgarHumor: Then I shit my pants...
114	* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent:
115	** Fredrico. Owens says it's Middle Eastern, but it sounds more like a Swedish accent done by someone who's racist against Swedes, but has never heard of Sweden.
116	** The French baker in Surge Rangers Part 2, which vacillates between French parody and Fredrico and ???
117	** Morticia, Hibbs' timeskip mail-order bride is supposed to be from Transylvania... but she sounds nearly identical to Fredrico. Note that all these voices are done by Jenkins.
118	%%* WeirdnessMagnet
119	* WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief: The boys are pretty selective about which absurd elements of each others stories they're willing to suspend their disbelief for. Expect constant nagging interruptions.
120	%%* WithFriendsLikeThese: The boys treat each other like complete shit.
121	* WorstAid:
122	** Missing limb? Surge will clean out the wound and chemically cauterize it.
123	** Poisonous spider bite? Put some leaves on it.
124	** Crushed arm with compound fracture? Make a splint out of empty beer cans and a shoelace, then pack the wound with sushi.

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