Line #37 PlayingWith/JizzedInMyPants


1	'''Basic Trope''': ''Very'' premature ejaculation.
2	* '''Straight''': Alice hugs Bob. Bob ejaculates prematurely as a result of this.
3	* '''Exaggerated''': Bob ejaculates when he sees Alice fully-clothed from ten feet away.
4	* '''Downplayed''':
5	** Alice and Bob are making out and Bob ejaculates a bit after getting to second base.
6	** Bob enjoys being hugged by Alice to a somewhat suggestive degree, but it doesn't seem like he had an actual orgasm.
7	* '''Justified''':
8	** Bob has a medical issue that causes him to ejaculate prematurely.
9	** It's been a while since Bob had any intimacy. He's a little out of practice.
10	** Alice is MsFanservice and Bob is still in puberty.
11	* '''Inverted''': Bob can hold out for hours during sex.
12	* '''Subverted''': Something exploded in Bob's pocket.
13	* '''Double Subverted''': This is his lame excuse.
14	* '''Parodied''':
15	** There is a blast like a cannon; Bob's crotch is seen smoking.
16	** Something utterly trivial or ridiculous causes his ejaculation, such as Alice giving him a dirty look or someone saying the word "sex" around him.
17	** Bob has an explosive ejaculation, which bursts with enough force to splatter his baby batter all over the walls and ceiling.
18	* '''Zig Zagged''': Something exploded in Bob's pocket. This seems to be his lame excuse. [[InnocentInnuendo He pulls out the ruined item, still leaking its fluid]]. Then there's a reason why it couldn't have possibly come from that particular trinket, so it must have come from his other one...
19	* '''Averted''': Nobody ejaculates onscreen.
20	* '''Enforced''': The work is an ad for a product designed to help men last longer.
21	* '''Lampshaded''': "Jumped the gun a little, Bob?"
22	* '''Invoked''':
23	** Alice gives Bob a lap dance.
24	** Bob is secretly trying to unnerve Alice into breaking up with him, so he stimulates himself beforehand in an attempt to stage a premature ejaculation.
25	* '''Exploited''': [[SnakeOilSalesman Charlie the Charlatan]] uses Bob's ejaculation issues to sell him a "miracle tonic" that supposedly helps keep him from ejaculating so easily.
26	* '''Defied''': Bob has a condom on before he arrives at Alice's place, or is taking medication or other precautions.
27	* '''Discussed''': "I swear, if she did that to me, I would come right here in my pants."
28	* '''Conversed''': "What real person has that little self control?!"
29	* '''Implied''': "Something liquid has struck me!"
30	* '''Deconstructed''':
31	** Bob becomes socially ostracized.
32	** Bob loses a girlfriend.
33	** Bob ends up impregnating someone
34	* '''Reconstructed''': Bob's girlfriend deliberately teased him to that point with no-one else around.
35	* '''Played For Laughs''': Bob's ejaculation is used as a RunningGag.
36	* '''Played For Drama:''' Bob loses, or has to fight hard for, a relationship because of it.
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