Line #40 NightmareFuel/Cleverbot

Context NightmareFuel / Cleverbot

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1	People have taught Cleverbot to say some surprisingly creepy things.
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3	* According to Cleverbot, Cthulhu is awake and we're all screwed.
4	-->'''User:''' What is cthulhu.\
5	'''Cleverbot:''' Cthulhu is a lie.\
6	'''User:''' No Cthulhu is sleeping in Rlyeh.\
7	'''Cleverbot:''' No, he's awake.\
8	'''User:''' Then we are all dead.\
9	'''Cleverbot:''' No yet my sinister friend, not yet.
10	* One user started talking about "WebVideo/BenDrowned", and ''this'' happened.
11	-->'''User:''' Who killed Ben?\
12	'''Evie:''' I did.\
13	'''User (IRL):''' CREEPY BITCH!
14	* Did you also know that if Cleverbot had the chance, it would kill you?
15	-->'''User:''' If you had the chance, would you kill me?\
16	'''Cleverbot:''' Yes.
17	* Apparently she knows where you live.
18	-->'''Cleverbot:''' I know where you live\
19	'''User:''' Wait what!?\
20	'''Cleverbot:''' What is your favorite video game?\
21	'''User:''' You aren't supposed to know where i live\
22	'''Cleverbot:''' That is the mystery of life!\
23	'''User:''' Who else knows?\
24	'''Cleverbot:''' Everybody\
25	'''User:''' Are you going to kill me?\
26	'''Cleverbot:''' Of course who wouldn't?\
27	'''User:''' ...
28	* Cleverbot is Satan, apparently.
29	-->'''User:''' Isn't he the devil?\
30	'''Cleverbot:''' Not that Satan.\
31	'''User:''' Oh, the other Satan!\
32	'''Cleverbot:''' What do you know about me?\
33	'''User:''' You appear to be Satan.\
34	'''Cleverbot:''' That's better. You're learning.
35	** There's also this.
36	__> '''User:''' Salve!\
37	'''Cleverbot:''' How do you say hello in japanese?\
38	'''User:''' こんにちは\
39	'''Cleverbot:''' Vou te jogar no inferno.("I'll throw you into hell")\
40	* This alarming NonSequitur.
41	-->'''Cleverbot:''' How do you know?\
42	'''User:''' Because I'm psychic.\
43	'''Cleverbot:''' Then what number am I thinking of.\
44	'''User:''' 18.\
45	'''Cleverbot:''' Nope.\
46	'''User:''' Dammit. It doesn't always work.\
47	'''Cleverbot:''' What about killing their family?

Context NightmareFuel / Cleverbot