Line #31 Music/LondonSymphonyOrchestra


1	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zappa_london_symphonic_orchestra_2478.jpg]]
2	[[caption-width-right:350:Album cover of the first volume.]]
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4	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/london_zappa_symphony_9953.jpg]]
5	[[caption-width-right:350:Album cover of the second volume.]]
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7	''London Symphony Orchestra'' is a ClassicalMusic album featuring a collaboration between Music/FrankZappa and The London Symphony Orchestra. It was released in two separate volumes between 1983 and 1987, but has since been made available as a double album.
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9	Zappa later had a major CreatorBacklash over the album because of the TroubledProduction, even postponing the second volume for five years. He felt the [[StoppedCaring musicians' hearts were never into the project]] and that they came in late at sessions and made too many mistakes. He also felt that there hadn't been enough proper rehearsal time and blamed this on the unions who prevented him from making overtime and working long hours. Zappa was also irritated by the fact that many of them went to a pub between recordings. In his opinion this had a bad effect on the performances, especially "Strictly Genteel".
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11	!!Tracklist
12	!!!Volume I
13	[[AC: Side One]]
14	# "Sad Jane" (10:05)
15	# "Pedro's Dowry" (10:26)
16	# "Envelopes" (4:11)
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18	[[AC: Side Two]]
19	# "Mo 'n' Herb's Vacation" (27:11)
20	## First Movement (4:50)
21	## Second Movement (10:05)
22	## Third Movement (12:56)
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24	!!!Volume II
25	[[AC: Side One]]
26	# "Bogus Pomp" (24:32)
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28	[[AC: Side Two]]
29	# "Bob in Dacron" (12:12)
30	# "Strictly Genteel" (6:53)
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32	!!Personnel
33	* Music/FrankZappa: compositions.
34	* Kent Nagano: conductor.
35	* The London Symphony Orchestra
36	* David Ocker: clarinet
37	* Chad Wackerman: drums
38	* Ed Mann: percussion
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40	!! Bogus Tropes:
41	* TheAlcoholic: Zappa wrote in the liner notes on the back cover that "Bob In Dacron" is basically a story about an "unpleasant urban scoundrel (Bob) in his quest for mid-life erotic gratification in a singles bar." The first section is subtitled ''Bob's Clothes''. The second ''Bob Gets Drunk''.
42	* ClassicalMusic: The album is entirely classical.
43	* DistinctDoubleAlbum: Two volumes.
44	* EpicRocking: Most tracks are several minutes long, the longest being "Bogus Pump", over 24:32 minutes. Both it and "Mo 'n' Herb's Vacation" take up the entirety of one side on their respective volumes' LP releases.
45	* FaceOnTheCover: The album cover of the second volume features a picture of Zappa and his black cat.
46	* {{Instrumentals}}: All tracks are instrumental.
47	* LongestSongGoesFirst: ''Volume II'', which was originally a standalone release, kicks off with the 24:32 "Bogus Pomp", which takes up the entire first side; later releases append Volumes I and II together, thus resulting in "Bogus Pomp" opening side three instead.
48	* MinimalisticCoverArt: The album cover of the first volume is just a grey color with a straight text written across it.
49	* NameAndName: Mo and Herb in "Mo 'n' Herb's Vacation".
50	* NonAppearingTitle: The title does not appear.
51	* OneManSong: "Bob in Dacron".
52	* OneWomanSong: "Sad Jane".
53	* OneWordTitle: "Envelopes".
54	* TheParody: Zappa described "Bogus Pomp" as a "parody of movie music clichés and mannerisms". As he wrote on the back cover:
55	--> ''Built into the composition is a little psychodrama based on the idea that in an orchestra, the principal violist never gets a good solo. What happens in the minds of the other principal string players when the lowly viola gets all the hot licks? Something stupid, of course, culminating in the principal cellist's improvised emotional outburst near the end of the piece. All of this is supported by cheesy fanfares, drooling sentimental passages and predictable 'scary music'.''
56	* SiameseTwinSongs: "Sad Jane" and "Bob In Dacron" are described by Zappa on the back cover as "pieces that are coupled, under normal performance conditions."
57	* TakeThat and TakeThatCritics: Zappa was so angry about the performances album that he wrote a DeadPanSnarker text on the back cover of the second volume:
58	--> ''Rock journalists (especially the British ones) who have complained about the 'coldness', the 'attempts at perfection', and missing 'human elements' in ''Music/JazzFromHell'' should find "L.S.O. Volume II" a real treat. It is infested with wrong notes and out-of-tune passages. I postponed its release for several years, hoping that a digital technologist somewhere might develop a piece of machinery powerful enough to conceal the evils lurking on the master tapes. Since 1983 there have been a few advances, but nothing sophisticated enough to remove 'human elements' like the out-of-tune trumpets in "Strictly Genteel", or the lack of rhythmic coordination elsewhere".''
59	* SpokenWordInMusic and StudioChatter: Near the end of "Bogus Pomp" some TheUnintelligible shouting is heard, followed by sped-up laughing and someone saying: "Finished?".

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