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1	->''"Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, ''Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me!''. It's a musical."''
2	-->-- '''Mike Wazowski''', ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc1''
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4	Two characters are caught in the middle of doing something they do not want others to know about, like talking openly about the {{Masquerade}}, fighting among each other or [[NotWhatItLooksLike making out]]. Since the situation is blatantly obvious, the only option is to claim that it was all just an act. Probably for a SchoolPlay.
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6	Bonus points if this gets taken so far that the play actually ends up being written.
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8	A subtrope of BlatantLies, and a variant of NotWhatItLooksLike. Compare HurricaneOfExcuses. Compare ItsForABook. See also AllPartOfTheShow, FilmFelons.
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16	* In one scene of ''Anime/AgentAika Zero'', some of the bad guys appear to be rehearsing ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' in the background, giving them an excuse to move around with openly bared weaponary against the hero. (Anyone familiar with the play would know there's something different about the lines...)
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20	* In ''ComicBook/ArchieComics'', Archie is gloating over his ridiculously convoluted plot to get Veronica into a CatFight and summarily kicked off the beach, all so Archie can take her out instead of her attending Reggie's beach party that night. He acts out the foreseen events to a very nonplussed Jughead, much to the latter's embarrassment.
21	-->'''Archie:''' The old grouch of a lifeguard sees the fight! ''[advances on Jughead]'' He comes thundering down from his perch!\
22	'''Jughead:''' Just ''tell'' me! Spare me the dramatic reading!\
23	'''Archie:''' "OFF MY BEACH! OFF! OFF! YOU KNOW MY RULES ABOUT FIGHTING!"\
24	'''Jughead:''' ''[sheepishly addressing the bemused onlookers]'' ...He's just practicing for a play!
25	* One fairly early issue of ''ComicBook/{{Sonic the Hedgehog\|ArchieComics}}'' had it seem like Sonic and Sally were getting married, but it turned out that was just a play they were putting on.
26	* In ''Manga/{{Dramacon}}'' Derek says it at the beginning at a customer who caught Chris and him arguing.
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30	* In the ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' fanfic "Fanfic/OfLoveAndBunnies", an argument between Rangers in a diner parking lot is excused as "a play they're practicing".
31	* ''Fanfic/TheInfiniteLoops:'' [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Sokka]] has found that no matter what implausible thing happens, he's been able to pass it off as simply the Ember Island Players rehearsing for a play. Even when this involves a blind, bright orange pony in a Stetson earthbending in broad daylight.
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35	* The ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc1'' example gets taken to extremes -- there's another instance played straight in the movie ("She's Out of our Hair"), and during the credits the play does appear (the DVD includes the playbook, [[CopiouslyCreditedCreator where basically everything was done by Mike Wazowski]]).
36	* In the opening scene of ''WesternAnimation/{{Incredibles 2}}'', Tony Rydinger sees and recognizes Violet Parr in her superhero costume, as she's helping her family fight The Underminer. The next day, Violet tries to convince him that was all just her Shakespeare In The Park troupe doing a weird modern reinterpretation of Shakespeare.
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40	* ''Film/GingerSnaps'' has a related example, when the girls, unable to clean up the place of a fatal accident quickly enough, mask it as the scenography for their morbid photographic art.
41	* ''Film/TheLeagueOfGentlemen'': The criminals use this excuse when some CampGay actors (including a young Creator/OliverReed) interrupt their planning session for TheCaper. In this case the usual BlatantLies is avoided, as the trope had clearly been prepared in advance, including them holding scripts for the play they're allegedly rehearsing.
42	* ''Film/MenInBlack''. Agent K is interrogating Frank the Pug (an alien in the form of a dog) while holding him.
43	-->'''Agent K:''' Rosenberg mentioned Orion's belt. What did he mean?\
44	'''Frank:''' Beats me.\
45	'''Agent K:''' Beats you? ''[starts shaking Frank around]''\
46	''[Frank starts yelping]''\
47	'''Agent J:''' ''[to a passerby]'' They're rehearsing a ventriloquist act.
48	* ''Film/MoulinRouge'': Gets taken so far that said play ends up actually being written.
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52	* Used for comic relief in ''Literature/TheWellOfMoments''. Jasmine and Wesley (an assassin) have an intense discussion over lunch about his missing brother: he thinks she killed him (she didn't), she denies creating the rumors he's still alive (she did). When their banter draws the alarm of another customer in the restaurant, they use this line. To sell the rehearsal excuse, Wesley drops his native Kiwi accent and asks if he's doing it right.
53	* ''Literature/EpithetErasedPrisonOfPlastic'': The prologue for the Neo Trio has Phoenica, who is a lovely person but [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense utterly devoid of anything resembling common sense or survival instinct]], being accosted by a mugger. When Molly intervenes, she tries to paper over Phoenica's [[SayingTooMuch admission that she has $5000 in cash on her]] by bluffing that her friend is portraying a rich girl in the school play. On the bright side, while Phoenica [[TooDumbToLive saying that obviously if she was playing a rich girl she'd have way more than just $5000 on her]] doesn't ''help'' the deception, the mugger didn't seem to be buying it anyway. [[spoiler:Fortunately, Trixie is able to haul both of their asses out of the fire with a VictoryThroughIntimidation.]]
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57	* The inversion also appears in ''Series/{{Blackadder}} the Third'', where it's set up by a RunningGag about how Prince George [[TheDitz can't tell the difference between theater and real life]].
58	* In a ''{{Series/Bones}}'' episode, a film crew is making a documentary on the lab. Booth and Aubrey have the crew with them while talking to the guy who turns out to be the real, albeit accidental, killer in the end. The guy’s mom interrupts the questioning in the garage and he says they’re filming a movie so she won’t know the truth. So it’s a case of both this trope and actually telling the truth as well.
59	* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': "Rehearsing a play" tends to be used if a {{Muggle}} catches the heroes talking about demons and monsters.
60	* In an episode of ''Series/{{Cheers}}'', Woody is in a play, but is afraid that his girlfriend Kelly won't approve. He hides it from her, but she eventually walks in on him practicing a kiss with his co-star. Kelly runs from the room crying. "You're in a play and you didn't even tell me!"
61	* ''Series/DoctorWho'': Invoked nearly word-for-word in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E6TheCaretaker "The Caretaker"]], when Clara is caught stopping an alien attack on the school where she teaches. Her co-worker/boyfriend is ''not'' impressed and [[GenreSavvy immediately figures out]] that both the thing she's fighting and Clara's unfriendly co-conspirator are aliens, hilariously assuming that she is one as well. Ultimately it's played for drama that Clara would rather make up a completely obvious lie than try to explain what's really going on to her boyfriend, who would probably believe the truth.
62	* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': Ross says this when strangers overhear him arguing about how he [[IBangedYourMom got caught kissing Chandler's mother]]. Everyone seems to buy it at, at first anyway.
63	-->'''Chandler:''' Hey, you kissed my mom!\
64	''[People around the cafe look towards them]]''\
65	'''Ross:''' ...We're rehearsing a Greek play.\
66	''[Everyone buys it. Sometime later, Chandler grabs Ross's finger and bends it. Ross falls onto one knee, and everyone looks at them again.]''\
67	'''Ross:''' ...Still doing the play.\
68	''[Chandler twists Ross's finger. Ross groans in pain, before realizing people are looking again and covering it up with opera singing.]''
69	* Inverted on ''Series/ILoveLucy'', too. One episode, Lucy suspected new residents in a neighboring apartment of being Soviet spies, and while snooping around in their apartment, she winds up hiding in the closet when they return and hears them discussing plans about executing an important espionage mission for a communist agenda. Lucy freaks out, calls the police, at the episode's conclusion, it turns out that Lucy's new neighbors are actors who were reciting their lines for a play. In a large part, this was a TakeThat from Desi Arnaz, a Cuban, who, with wife Lucy, were both suspected of being communists in RealLife by... the FBI.
70	* The ''Series/{{MASH}}'' episode "Hey, Doc" does the inversion with Radar and Klinger. One is proposing to the other.
71	* Played with on ''Series/{{Neighbours}}'': Ruth walks in on Amy and Lance in the midst of what appears to be a bitter breakup. They tell her they're rehearsing for a play. In actuality, they're rehearsing for a public breakup, staged so that Amy can get back in with her former best friend Jacinta, who she suspects of framing Lance and getting him suspended.
72	* ''Series/PersonOfInterest''. The inversion happens in "SNAFU" when [[BenevolentAI The Machine]] sends our heroes to investigate a Number who turns out to be an actor in a murder play. This and other errors make them realise The Machine [[AIIsACrapshoot isn't working properly]].
73	* At least once in ''Series/QuantumLeap'', Sam uses "I'm an actor practicing my lines" as an excuse when someone catches him talking to the InvisibleToNormals Al.
74	* Inverted in an episode of ''Series/SanfordAndSon'', in which Lamont is preparing for the title role in Shakespeare's ''Othello''. Fred witnesses Lamont and his acting teacher Marlene rehearsing the scene where Othello strangles Desdemona, and mistakes it for an actual murder. Fred [[HollywoodHeartAttack freaks out]].
75	* In ''Series/{{Soap}}'', when Sally is making a scene in a diner because Burt told her that the two of them can't be together, this is Burt's excuse.
76	%%* This happened in the ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' episode "Time's Arrow part II".
77	* Played with in ''Series/TheWildWildWest'' episode "The Night of the Turncoat". A public disturbance involving the main characters is explained away by one of them as a scene from a play which their "troupe" has come to perform in the town. While technically untrue, in actual fact the whole thing ''was'' staged by the main characters as part of a larger infiltration plot.
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81	* During a task in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV'', Niko has the job description described to him, in a roundabout, not really implicating way, in a car that his employer's other agent (the man explaining the job) thinks may have listening devices in it. Niko then bluntly sums up the assignment to be sure he understood, leading his co-worker to quickly state, for the benefit of anyone listening, that he does not really know Niko, and that they are rehearsing for a night school drama class they attend together.
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85	* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'':
86	** A pizza delivery boy [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-02-27 walks in]] on Susan and Nanase arguing about skirts [[GenderBender while transformed male]], and Tedd tries to explain it away as them rehearsing a play that's "true to Shakespearean roots". The problem is, this guy's also the head of the student council in Tedd's school. Sarah seems to think that the fact he's not old enough to deliver pizza means ''both'' sides have something to hold over the other, but Tedd is unconvinced. Luckily, he's not the sort of person who's inclined to spread or use this information anyway.
87	** Later, when Ellen and Nanase are caught kissing by Nanase's "Scary Homophobic Mother", Ellen [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-01-11 claims]] "We're rehearsing a play about CPR!" Nanase, however, is tired of keeping secrets, and decides that this is one she can let go of without threatening TheMasquerade.
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91	* ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'': During their discussion of a terrible werewolf movie called ''Lycan Colony'', they notice that the werewolf costume is... suspiciously detailed. This leads to them half-joking and half-earnestly wondering if the movie was made as a cover story after the director's wife accidentally found his [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom fur suit]].
92	* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's joking theory as to why ''Film/TheRoom2003'' was made: Tommy Wiseau was embarrassed over his sex tape being discovered, so he claimed it was just a scene from an independent movie he was making, which he then had to actually make.
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96	* ''WesternAnimation/CampLazlo'': At the start "Bear-ly A Vacation", Nurse Leslie tries to pass off his screams of "make it stop!" as rehearsing for a play. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction He then screams for real as the waiting room music for the nurses office plays]].
97	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
98	** Inverted in one episode where Homer was heard shouting, "I'm going to kill you" in an angry tone, and Marge thought he had snapped. It turned out that Homer and Bart are rehearsing for a play, and Homer was just reading the play's title, ''I'm Going to Kill You'', aloud.
99	** Which gets double inverted: seconds later, Homer appears to be reading from the play and says "Professor Van Doren -- so good to see you." Then Professor Van Doren appears in the doorway and says "Ah, rehearsing a play, I see."
100	** Another Simpsons episode has Bart getting paranoid about a series of threatening letters [[spoiler:from Sideshow Bob]]. One scene (part of a montage of similar BaitAndSwitch comments) has Mrs Krabappel telling Bart, "You're going to be my murder victim, Bart - in our school production of ''Lizzie Borden'', starring Martin Prince as Lizzy."
101	** The trope is mentioned in the episode where Bart sees Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel making out at a party. [[BlatantLies Skinner tries to convince Bart that he (Bart) just imagined it]], prompting Bart to say "[[DoWrongRight That's the best you can do?]] You could have at least said that you were [[KissOfLife giving her CPR]] or rehearsing a play!". Skinner then asks if it's too late to say that.
102	* In the ''WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo'' episode "My Fair Jet", Jet sings a song about how he is Bortronian. Then, Mr. Peterson comes over, and asks "Bortronian is what you what?!?" Sean and Sydney, desperate to keep Jet's alien identity a secret, claim that he was rehearsing for a play he wrote.
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