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8	[[caption-width-right:350:[[WaitForYourDate Let's give her five more minutes...]]]]
9	A common gag used to demonstrate waiting time in a place can be rather long. Common example: Bob arrives in a building (like a hospital or government building), and is told at the reception desk that he has to wait his turn. As he sits down in the waiting room, he notices a skeleton sitting in the chair next to him and realizes he might be here for a very long time.
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11	The same gag is also usable to demonstrate that a place is not visited very often, and/or that somebody has been trapped or locked in there till he died.
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13	See TimePassageBeard which is a related sight gag showing people who have been waiting for a long time with long--usually white--beards. (In fact, sometimes the two gags are combined so that [[RuleOfFunny the skeleton will also have a Time Passage Beard.]])
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15	Compare DemBones for when the skeleton in question is still alive.
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23	* ''Anime/TheCastleOfCagliostro'': When Lupin and Zenigata are dropped into the oubliette, they discover hundreds of skeletons who were trapped inside. One was a Japanese spy that been waiting for centuries, leaving behind a uniformed skeleton.
24	* A completely serious and [[TearJerker utterly heart-wrenching]] example of this was used in ''Manga/RaveMaster''. Relatively early in the story, the party find a grave with an ancient skeleton dressed in rags sitting near it, wearing a locket. [[spoiler:Much later in the story, at the end of an arc where Haru, Elie and Sieg travel several decades back in time, Sieg sends the other two back to their time again, but unable to go back with them and determined not to do anything that might change the timestream, he accepts a locket from Resha Valentine (the girl who would in the future become Elie after faking her death and going into cryosleep) then simply sits down on a rock near Resha's empty grave [[TheSlowPath to wait for them again]].]]
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28	* In ''ComicBook/AlanFord'', just to show how shitty the hospital in ''The Number One'' is, the waiting room is literally filled to the brim with angry people, with some skeletons poking among them.
29	* ''ComicBook/{{Cattivik}}'', one episode satirizing the pharmaceutical system has a line of progressively older men waiting for the pharmacist to return to work, the first in line being a skeleton still clutching the receipt in his hand.
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34	* ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' has Rule 1: "[[https://assets.amuniversal.com/175196409fb3012f2fe600163e41dd5b Ignore any signs of discomfort in other]]" from the 7 Habits of Highly Defective People.
35	* Invoked in one ''{{ComicStrip/Foxtrot}}'' strip where Roger has been through a PlaneAwfulFlight to find a cobweb-covered skeleton waiting for him with a driver's placard. [[https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1999/06/26 It turns out to be the driver's idea of a joke,]] as he removes the skeleton mask.
36	-->'''Roger:''' You don't have to tell ''me'' it was a long flight.\
37	'''Driver:''' Mind if I call in? We had a pool going on what day you'd arrive.
38	* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' used the trope of someone's skeleton signifying a wait that will take forever at least 3 times.
39	** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1984/04/23 The services on this airline are rather bad]].
40	** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1995/06/27 Cats don't always get rescued from trees]].
41	** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2006/06/26 The doctor is running very late]].
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45	* ''WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'': As the Queen is leaving the castle to kill Snow White, she walks past a prison cell containing a skeleton on the ground, reaching for a jug just out of its grasp. When the Queen sees it, she laughs and says "Thirsty? Have a drink!" before [[KickTheDog kicking the empty jug over so that it hits the skeleton and shatters it]].
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49	* ''Film/AirplaneIITheSequel'': This film continues its predecessor's RunningGag of Ted's boring stories making people kill themselves with this gag; after Ted tells an old woman a story, we see that she's now a skeleton.
50	* ''Film/ThorRagnarok'': In the cold opening, Thor is narrating his story of how he ended up in a cage in Surtur's world to a skeleton that is in the same cage with him.
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54	* One joke involves two men playing golf. One accidentally hits his ball into a wooded ravine, and with frustration, he tromps into it with his 7-iron. Once there, he sees a skeleton lying face-down on the ground clutching a 7-iron of its own. Nervously, the golfer calls his friend over and tells him they have a serious problem. When his buddy asks him what's going on, the golfer says "Give me my 8-iron. You can't get out of here with a seven."
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58	* Creator/DaveBarry [[http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937626.html once riffed]] that Customer Service must be filled with corpses since nobody's ever been able to get through to a live person. Therefore the obvious solution is to transfer the guys over from Telemarketing (who everyone hates anyway) and make them answer the Customer Service phones instead.
59	* PlayedForDrama in ''Literature/EternityRoad''. A security robot that's still functioning AfterTheEnd finds the protagonists poking around a derelict bank and obeys its programming to detain the 'robbers' until the police come to arrest them. There's a pile of bones from previous intruders who have been held until they died of starvation, so they have to figure out a way of convincing the robot to let them go.
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63	* In Series/AdamRuinsEverything, when Adam is discussing the long wait for prison education programs, [[StockVisualMetaphor the camera shows a line of people.]] The head of that line is a skeleton.
64	* ''Series/TheBennyHillShow'': One episode, after [[ItMakesSenseInContext fleeing from a room]], Benny finds himself on a ledge outside a window, with no way to go back since a woman locks the window behind him. He then notices a skeleton standing on the same ledge and tears up at the thought of being stranded here forever.
65	* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': In one episode, the Bundys get four standby tickets for a plane trip. The airport's standby section has a skeleton with a newspaper. The headline reads "[[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt Roosevelt]] Promises New Deal".
66	* A skit on ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' has a milkman being lured by a woman into her upstairs room by the promise of sex -- and finds that it's filed with milkmen, some very old and at least one skeletonized.
67	* ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'', in the episode "Quiz Show", Zelda recalls how she was a teacher once, but got so fed up by the students constantly asking questions that she fled the classroom, leaving them behind. She wonders what became of them. The scene then cuts to said classroom, where only 2 (now very old) students are still alive and waiting while the others have turned into skeletons and are [[CobwebOfDisuse covered in cobwebs]].
68	* Referenced in an episode of ''Series/TopGear''; when recalling their biggest blunders of the past season, Jeremy recalls how after he climbs the mountain in the Land Rover Discovery, he leaves it in the care of 4 crew members who were supposed to bring the SUV back down, only to realize much later that he forgot to give them the keys. He proceeds to tell the audience that if they want the SUV, it's probably still on the mountaintop where he left it, guarded by 4 skeletons.
69	* Occurs during a Halloween episode of ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' when the set is decorated for the holiday. Host Pat Sajak sees a skeleton on set and asks it how long it has been waiting to become a contestant.
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73	* Played more seriously in ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'': It's not uncommon for pilgrims to PlanetTerra to literally die of old age before their visas are processed.
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77	* In ''VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}'', the entrance to the Forbidden Woods is guarded by an apprentice of Provost Wilhelm, who is waiting for someone who knows the password to let them through. When you finally obtain the password, and the doors open, you find the apprentice's skeletal remains behind them -- apparently, he died while waiting to fulfill Provost Wilhelm's last orders, and you have been ([[MindScrew apparently]]) talking to his corpse/ghost.
78	* ''VideoGame/LuckyTower'': In Lucky Tower II, Von Wanst ends up as one of these if he falls into a deep pit that he cannot climb out of.
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82	* ''WebAnimation/WalrusGuy'': In the "Bowser the Foodstealer" trilogy, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Gwonam and Link]] travel to Texas, where they wait for Advertising/DrRabbit, the only person who can defeat Bowser, who has stolen all the foods in the world to give to Kootie Pie for her birthday. The third part is a meme template depicting Gwoman and Link, who are now skeletons, sitting in a field as they continue to wait for Dr. Rabbit, who never showed up. It doubles as a ShoutOut to the ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode "[[Recap/FuturamaS4E7JurassicBark Jurassic Bark]]", even to the point of using the same music; Connie Francis' cover of "I Will Wait For You".
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86	* One story arc in ''WebComic/{{Nodwick}}'' features a time traveler from the past (the "present" in the comic being AfterTheEnd for him). He eventually finds himself in an ancient waiting room, where the skeletons of his peers have been left (along with an ApocalypticLog lamenting the idiot who caused TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt by travelling through time), watched over by an undead receptionist who doesn't realize they've become the dead dead sort of skeleton while waiting for her.
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90	* This joke is used in ''WebVideo/JonTron's Starcade Episode 3'', when Jon has to play through the incredibly slow Star Wars Chess game.
91	* In his "A Date With Markiplier" {{Gamebook\|s}} series of videos, WebVideo/{{Markiplier}} encounters one of these in the cell he and his date can find themselves imprisoned in.
92	* In the ''WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan'' episode, "Joseph's House!", Joseph invites Bowser Junior and Cody into his run-down house when Bowser has his apartment fumigated for termites. Joseph's Mom is revealed to have died on October 31, 2015, and he has left his Mom's corpse in the place she died, which has decomposed into a skeleton when he introduces Junior and Cody to her.
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96	* In ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''s review of Seaman, he [[TimeSkip changes the Dreamcast's clock up over a thousand years]]. He is shown as a skeleton until the Dreamcast sets the time back to 1982.
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100	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'' features this trope. Chowder goes "mad with power" and turns on every light he can find until he causes a blackout. He teams up with Gorgonzola to fix the problem. To do so, they must go to a tall tower, but Chowder being...well [[TooDumbToLive Chowder]], presses all the buttons on the elevator. We cut to a pair of skeletons sitting on the floor of the elevator. Chowder asks if they should bring them along. Gorgonzola replies [[LampshadeHanging "No. They were just for a gag."]]
101	* ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'' features this in the episode entitled "Stormy Weather". While Courage searches for Duncan, the Storm Goddess keeps Muriel up in the sky. She is tethered to what remains of her house by nothing more than a rope around her boot. Courage envisions what might happen to her if she stays that way for too long (awaiting his return). In the thought, she is nothing but a skeleton, floating around in the sky.
102	* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
103	** In "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS2E19TheStoryOnPageOne The Story on Page One]]", Peter tries to give Meg the pony she wished for when she was six. However, they end up discovering a horse skeleton in the closet,
104	--->'''Peter:''' Oh...Oh God, that's right. Ponies...P-Ponies like food, don't they?.
105	** In "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS4E14PTV PTV]]", after Lois decides she's had enough of the FCC and tells Peter that he was right all along, he presses a button that launches a "Peter's Right" party, which he claims he's been saving for 15 years, and wonders what happened to the clown. A few moments later, a skeleton with a rainbow wig falls from the ceiling.
106	* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': In "The House of No Tomorrow", the gang waits on a ''very'' long line at an amusement park, and a skeleton (not Grim) is seen as one of the people on line.
107	* Parodied on the ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunesCartoons'' short "Daffuchino". Porky just opened a coffee shop and is waiting for his first customer. Six months later, he is a skeleton and the shop is covered with cobwebs. Then the real Porky comes and puts away the Halloween decorations.
108	* The ''[[WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse Mickey MouseWorks]]'' short "How to be a Baseball Fan" has a scene where Goofy has to climb the bleachers to get to his seat. On the way up, he passes a skeleton holding a pennant.
109	* [[ParodiedTrope Parodied]] in the ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' episode "Blackout" when Doofenshmirtz boasts of how inescapable his latest trap is by showing Perry an identical trap with a skeleton trapped inside. Doofenshmirtz then complains about having to get a new Halloween decoration.
110	* ''WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow'' subverts this in "[[Recap/ThePatrickStarShowS2E6TheCommodeEpisodeTyingTheKlopKnot The Commode Episode]]". When Patrick wonders how long it is before he starves to death while being locked in the bathroom, we see a "ten minutes later" time card and then a skeleton taking his place. Then Patrick walks in and says:
111	-->'''Patrick''': Glad I was able to kill ten minutes with this arts-and-crafts skeleton made from bar soap and toilet paper rolls!
112	* On ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', Rocko has to go to the DMV and retake his driver's test [[DisproportionateRetribution over a missing gas cap]], and is asked to tie Spunky up outside. He does so, and next to Spunky is the skeleton of someone else's still-leashed dog.
113	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
114	** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E14BrotherFromTheSamePlanet Brother from the Same Planet]]", Homer forgets to pick up Bart from soccer practice and leaves him waiting for several hours. While taking a bath, Homer has a dream in which he goes to pick up Bart, only to discover he's too late and Bart has decayed into a skeleton while waiting. This dream finally causes Homer to remember he forgot about Bart.
115	** In the "Scary Tales Can Come True" segment of "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS12E1TreehouseOfHorrorXI Treehouse of Horror XI]]", Homer abandons Bart and Lisa in the woods and tells them to "Say hi to your other brother and sister". Bart and Lisa then notice a pair of skeletons resembling themselves.
116	--->'''Lisa:''' Let's face it. They're not great parents.
117	** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS12E15HungryHungryHomer Hungry, Hungry Homer]]", as Homer prepares to go on a hunger strike to protest the Isotopes' planned move to Albuquerque, he sees the skeleton of a previous striker holding a sign reading "CLEAN THE LADIES ROOM".
118	* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''
119	** "[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS2E20SquidOnStrikeSandySpongeBobAndTheWorm Squid on Strike]]" ends with [=SpongeBob=] destroying the Krusty Krab, and so Mr. Krabs orders Spongebob and Squidward to work for him forever. A time card announces a skip to "one eternity later", where they have been reduced to nothing but skeletons, yet they're still working. A bit of ArtisticLicenseBiology going on, considering that sponges and octopi are both invertebrates.
120	** "Squid's on a Bus" starts with Squidward complaining that he's been waiting for the bus for almost an hour. There's then a "Heh" from an offscreen voice, revealed to be a female fish skeleton waiting on the bus stop bench, remarking "'Almost an hour' he says." She then collapses into a pile of dust and is blown away into the wind.
121	* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' has an ImagineSpot of this happening to him after he accidentally launches himself into the air and can't get back down due to him unlocking the ability to fall really slowly and being unable to turn his new power off.
122	* ''WesternAnimation/UncleGrandpa'' Zigzags this trope. The titular character lost what everyone assumes to be a person while playing hide and seek many years ago. It turns out the character was a skeleton, but he isn't a person that died from waiting, [[DemBones he was always one]]. That's not to say it made waiting all that time any easier. In fact, he was [[AxCrazy kinda mad about it]].
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