Line #17 Main/UnusualDysphemism


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4	The opposite of UnusualEuphemism, a character replaces an ordinary phrase with an unnecessarily [[BlackComedy harsh]], obscene, or [[VulgarHumor crude]] one, either as an expression of disrespect or merely for the RuleOfFunny. There are several instances in ordinary usage, but this trope is for fictional examples.
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6	TruthInTelevision for members of high-stress professions like emergency medicine, police work, fire fighting, and other first responders. Medical slang in particular [[http://messybeast.com/dragonqueen/medical-acronyms.htm is loaded with harsh terms]] that patients might find offensive and inappropriate, though doctors and staff claim that GallowsHumor helps them to cope with the reality of their jobs.
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8	Related to BlackComedy. Always takes RefugeInAudacity, and often a case of VulgarHumor.
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10	!!Examples:
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15	* An entry on the WebComic/{{Homestuck}} KinkMeme featured a description of masturbation as "FIVE MINUTES POPPING [=YOuR=] SICKENINGLY [=TuMESCENT=] OBLONG BEEF ZIT". Dirk, who this description was aimed at, responded with: "I... Don't know whether to be disgusted by that metaphor, impressed that I'm disgusted by that metaphor, or insulted by the insinuation that I'd only last five minutes?"
16	* ''FanFic/ThirtyHs'' mentions Dumbledore "faggarting a sun or a thousand", which in context seems to refer to sodomy.
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19	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
20	* Costello's mistress in ''Film/TheDeparted'' lampshades the potential unwanted implications of this kind of dialogue. After he makes several references in a phonecall to giving a detective "a whiff of my ass" so that he'll "crawl right in", he hangs up and turns to his girlfriend, who is reading a book on getting pregnant;
21	-->'''Costello:''' Sweetheart, you're givin' me a hard-on...\
22	'''Gwen:''' Are you sure it's me? Not all that talk about whiffin' and [[TransparentCloset crawlin' up asses]]?
23	* ''Film/TheBigLebowski'': "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!", Walter says before he bashes in what is (probably) some teen's car. For context, the "fucking" was being cheated out of ransom money.
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27	* Near the beginning of ''Literature/JohnDiesAtTheEnd'', John calls Dave and says, "Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. Meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee."[[note]]Code for, "Come to my place as soon as you can, it's important."[[/note]]
28	* In the nonfiction book ''The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down'', a couple of doctors are mentioned as referring to someone who's become mentally deficient with terminology like "gorked her brain out", "fried her brain", "crapped out" and "went to hell".
29	* In ''Literature/TheSpiralWars'', the way [[KillerRobot Hacksaws]] process information (preferring transmitted data to their actual senses) is compared to the way Autistic people used to think [[UnfortunateImplications before being genetically engineered out of existence.]] The characters then proceed to refer to any airgapped[[note]]not being able to transmit or receive signals[[/note]] technology as Autistic, despite that being almost the exact opposite of the original sense they used it in.
30	* In one of the ''Literature/{{Illuminatus}}'' series books, Creator/RobertAntonWilson makes a RunningGag out of using the names of then-prominent feminists, religious censors and conservative Supreme Court justices as euphemisms for genitals, sex acts and swear words, arguing that they can hardly find their own ''names'' obscene and censorable. A phrase like ''I want to stick my Potter Stewart right up between your Brownmillers" takes on a whole new dimension.
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34	* ''Series/TheWire'' is full of them, usually avoiding the simple word "screwed" when graphically detailed homoerotica is an option, and re-instilling the evocative power of usually-cliché sexual metaphors by dragging them out.
35	-->'''[=McNulty=]:''' You know why I respect you, Bunk? 'Cause when it came time to fuck me... 'least you were gentle.\
36	'''Bunk:''' Yeah, well, I knew it was your first time. Wanted it to be special.
37	* The first episode of ''Series/{{Coupling}}'' has Jeff [[DiggingYourselfDeeper (true to form)]] describing the girl Steve is struggling to [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything dump]] as "unflushable".
38	* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' has mentioned a few RealLife examples of doctors' acronyms, like "'''G'''et '''O'''ut of '''M'''y '''E'''mergency '''R'''oom", and ''Series/{{QI}}'' described a few more creative ones.
39	* Dr. Gregory Series/{{House}} gets very creative with these -- except that unlike most doctors, [[DrJerk he uses them to the patient's faces]].
40	-->'''House:''' You have a parasite.\
41	'''Patient:''' Like a tapeworm or something? [...] Can you do anything about it?\
42	'''House:''' Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.\
43	'''Patient:''' ''Illegal?''\
44	'''House:''' Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...\
45	'''Patient:''' Playdates..?\
46	'''House:''' ''(showing her sonogram)'' It has your eyes.
47	** This facility with words actually came useful in another episode, where a 13-year-old girl was experiencing complications after getting pregnant. House was legally obligated to get her parents permission to end the pregnancy, so he carefully phrased it as "she has an abnormal growth in her abdomen" and described the abortion as "a simple procedure we do here in the hospital all the time".
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51	* Roy Brown's "Butcher Pete" (featured in ''VideoGame/Fallout3'') is about [[CheatingWithTheMilkman Pete being a bold philanderer]], but Brown avoids singing about sex by using ''brutal murder and dismemberment'' as a dysphemism.
52	* When Music/{{Eminem}} isn't just rapping full {{Horrorcore}} in character as Slim Shady, he tends to use Slim's typical murdering, drug-abusing and raping obsessions as elaborate dysphemisms for being really good at rapping. ''Music/{{Recovery}}'' in particular is full of this, being an album revolving more about BoastfulRap cuts from the Eminem persona than about Eminem's {{Horrorcore}} alter-ego Slim Shady, but no less vulgar or disgusting than his older output.
53	-->''[[RapeAsComedy I stuck my dick in the game like a rapist, just call me]] [[RippedFromTheHeadlines Slim Roethlisberger]] -- I go [[GoingPostal berserker than a fed-up post office worker]]!'' [[note]]"When I started rapping it made a huge impact, and I can rap really well!"[[/note]]
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57	* ''Literature/TheBible'': In [[Literature/BooksOfSamuel 1st Samuel]] and the Literature/BooksOfKings, the term "one who urinates against a wall" is used in reference to males that are considered worthy of slaughter (either by God or by the future King David), equating those men to dogs.
58	* There is also the business where a sacred oath is sworn by "touching the thigh" of the powerful man to whom the oath is being taken. As with the battle between Jacob and the Angel, where the Angel only wins by playing dirty and "dislocating the thigh" of Jacob, the "thigh" is a biblical euphemism for the male genitals, specifically the penis.
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61	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
62	* The notorious ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}'' would be bad enough without gems such as "fucksticks" and "cunt-pipes". The former appears to have been removed in most of the circulating versions, but the latter is present in all editions.
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66	* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' comes up with the idea of "reverse euphemisms", where "taking a shit" ''actually'' means "dropping the kids off at the pool."
67	* Dave from ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''[='=]s dialogue consists mostly of creative and obscene metaphors. Then later on Karkat is introduced, and he's just as bad, if not worse.
68	* It's a RunningGag in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' that [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame all dwarves have]] an AbsurdPhobia regarding trees (because lightning often hits trees, and if Thor destroys trees all the time, ge must have a rational vendetta against them -- right?). As such, it's mentioned at one point that an important meeting between the dwarven clan elders must be held around a huge unbroken table "fashioned from the corpse of a tree" (meaning that the table must be made out of one single big piece of wood).
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72	* It isn't enough for WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd to simply call a game bad - he has to call it things like "a steaming pile of goat shit" or "a bunch of putrid anal shit coming out of a rhinoceros's asshole."
73	-->"It fucking sucks, it [[{{Spoonerism}} sucking fucks]], it fucking blows, it's a pile of shit -- [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and I didn't like it]]."
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77	* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'':
78	-->'''Starfire:''' ''(pinning a flower on Robin's lapel)'' I believe on such occasions, it is customary to wear a dead plant?
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82	* In Japanese, to be "stripped of one's ass hairs" (ケツの穴の毛までむしり取る) means a person's been fleeced.[[note]]That is to say, a person has swindled so much from their mark that they could take everything of value on the poor sucker, right down to the body hair.[[/note]]
83	* In English, using the term "body count" as a way of discussing number of sexual partners relies on the listener knowing the other, more common meaning of number of people killed.
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