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4	->''"Russia! Our women look like men!"''
5	-->-- '''Ryan Stiles''', ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway''
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7	Eastern Europe is subject to a lot of generalizations in foreign eyes. Basically all people from Slavic/Eastern European countries are pigeonholed as the same people. When they are young and attractive they are SensualSlavs. A female may be an IceQueen who is emotionally reserved and needs to thawed in order to show her [[BeautifulAllAlong beauty and happiness underneath the stern façade]], but generally this stereotype shows them as sympathetic exotic erotic beauties with a heart of gold. Far worse is the opposite stereotype, depicting them as ugly, even with two variations:
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9	# A young/middle-aged [[BrawnHilda muscled, mannish worker and/or athlete]], usually with [[GirlsWithMustaches moustache hairs]] and/or [[BigOlEyebrows heavy eyebrows]]. She may even wear a uniform and is generally [[TheStoic unable to laugh]].
10	# An old wrinkled troll-like hag, wearing a "babushka" (a grandma headscarf) tied below the chin. She may have moustache hairs and heavy eyebrows too. Usually she is crooked, searches twigs to make a fire and mumbles in herself. In some cases she may even be a WickedWitch in disguise.
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12	As with most stereotypes about people it's difficult to find out where these images came from, although Literature/BabaYaga, the WickedWitch from Myth/SlavicMythology, is an example from within the culture itself right down to her headscarf. What is certain for a fact is that the "ugly Eastern European woman" stereotype became more prevalent after UsefulNotes/TheRussianRevolution came in effect. Soviet propaganda always showed a lot of muscle- strong women working in the fields alongside the men as their "comrade-in-arms". As fashion was considered ''bourgeois'' in Soviet society the industry in this field was fairly limited, resulting in domination of purely functional, often very ugly and shabby clothes designs. This also fit propaganda purposes, as it showed that everybody was equal. In the West, wherer the default expectation for women was to be housewives and maintain a level of daintiness, these strong Russian women were seen as equal parts unconventional threat and laughably repulsive. Western RedScare propaganda did a lot to hammer this image in people's minds and became more and more prevalent at the height of the UsefulNotes/ColdWar. Especially in the UsefulNotes/UnitedStates, TV sitcoms, films and stand-up comedians liked to crack jokes about hideous Russian women.
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14	The image may also be due to the main way the West got exposure to Russian women -- from sports, particularly the Olympics. Russian women are either svelte gymnasts and tennis players or horrible shot putters. (Rumors that the Soviet Union secretly juiced their female athletes with steroids might have also had an effect.)
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16	This is largely a ForgottenTrope after the end of the Cold War, though old Slavic ladies (whether one finds them ugly or just charming) still pop up in tourist brochures. Nowadays it's mostly been replaced by the SensualSlavs portrayal, which in the Cold War tended to only pop in WhenHarryMetSvetlana spy stories with the beautiful Slavic woman being an obvious state agent compared to her uglier cousins.
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19	!!Examples
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22	[[folder:{{Advertising}}]]
23	* This [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWAKtYGJZSM Wendy's commercial]], which is called "Soviet Fashion Show." It takes place in a dimly lit auditorium with a lot of uniformed, unsmiling men in the audience. As a violin/balalaika band plays an off-the-wall version of Volga Boatmen chant, the MC reads out "Is next... Dayvear!" "Is next... Eveningvear!" The model is a large, plain woman in a utilitarian outfit with a babushka who strides briskly onto the stage -- same outfit each time (Eveningvear has a flashlight, Svimvear has a beach ball). The idea is that at Wendy's you get to choose what to put on your hamburger.
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26	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
27	* ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'':
28	** One strip showed the effects of democracy coming to Russia as the Cold War ended, with the same potato-faced woman first in dumpy clothes and headscarf, then in American attire.
29	** Another briefly showed a dumpy Russian man and woman reading a ''Pravda'' headline that Oliver had hacked with a peace message (but mistranslated as "Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!"). [[https://web.archive.org/web/20140912213252/http://thecomicstrips.com/store/add.php?iid=83350]]
30	** Rosebud the Basselope also dresses as one for espionage. [[https://web.archive.org/web/20140910114748/http://thecomicstrips.com/store/add.php?iid=85978]]
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33	[[folder:{{Film}}]]
34	* This trope was used as recently as 2004 in ''Film/{{Dodgeball}}'' with the ugly woman with a unibrow from "[[{{Ruritania}} Romanovia]]".
35	* ''Film/TopSecret'' has a variant on this theme, when they comically present the "East German Women's Olympic Team" (East Germany being a vassal state of the Soviet Union, i.e. Russia), looking like male bodybuilders in drag; a reference to the rumors that the East German women's swim team took testosterone to make themselves better athletes (and therefore appeared manlier).
36	* ''Film/GetSmart'': Played with. One group of women at a fancy dress party infiltrated by Max and 99 are your more typical SensualSlavs (tall, slim blondes), but come off as bitchy (i.e. ugly personality-wise), while Max does the tango with another one who is overweight. Later, at the Moscow bakery serving as a front for KAOS, the female clerk, who is probably mid-50s and not very attractive, briefly gets the hots for Max.
37	* ''Film/BornAmerican'' (1986). One of the protagonists in the gulag gets hold of a coin and tries to purchase medical care for his friend. The FriendInTheBlackMarket says it's not enough, but as he's a young man he could use it to buy... ''(puts a finger through hole in coin and leers)'' We then cut to several male inmates looking through vents into the women's shower. Contrary to the usual GirlsBehindBars trope the women are rather unshapely, though that doesn't make any difference to the men.
38	* ''Film/{{Patton}}''. Right after victory in Europe, General Patton and his staff have to smile through a celebration with their Soviet allies — and all the women are frumpy and unattractive. Screenwriter Creator/FrancisFordCoppola, in the DVD commentary, notes that this dated stereotype was based on Nikita Krushchev's wife (seen [[http://wandervogeldiary.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/kennedy-and-khrushchev.jpg here]] with Jackie Kennedy) and that the recent prevalence of gorgeous supermodels from Russia has proven they actually have some of the most beautiful women in the world.
39	* ''Film/JumpinJackFlash''. The computers in the bank where Terry works occasionally picks up a TV transmission from a Russian satellite, whereupon the employees have fun mocking the Russian female gymnast shown.
40	* ''Film/DoctorInTrouble'': After finding out he'll be stuck on the ''Drobny'' for two weeks, Dr. Burke bemoans the fact that Ophelia is still on the ''Golden Horn''. To make matters worse, the Russian Captain assures him that there are women on the ''Drobny'' too, showing him the two haggard, heavyset women who do the cooking.
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43	[[folder:Jokes]]
44	* To paraphrase an old Soviet joke, "Where once were ladies and gentlemen, there are comrades and comrades." Also...
45	--> '''Q''': What do you call an attractive woman in Russia?
46	--> '''A''': A tourist.
47	* One stock joke that lives on today combines this with SensualSlavs, where young Russian women are quite beautiful until they hit their "sell-by" date, at which point they instantly transform into the Babushka archetype.
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51	* ''Literature/AmericaTheBook'' hits both ends of this trope: "Russian women are known for three things: their beauty, their heartiness, and the speed with which one turns into the other." This is illustrated by a picture of a young, attractive woman, captioned "Miss Vladivostok", and an old crone, captioned "Miss Vladivostok, two weeks later".
52	* A male example in ''Literature/CagingSkies''. The Poles are described as having hairy feet and wrinkled noses. Then it's revealed that they're actually Russians pretending to be Polish. There's also this line that emphasizes their lovely features:
53	--> ''The Poles were arguing over something that I assumed, from the complex sounds, to be philosophy or astrophysics. Unexpectedly, the older one exposed his molar. I burst out laughing, imitated their grandiose sounds, then pointed to my back tooth. We all roared, except Pimmichen, who hadn't caught on.''
54	* In the 1990's action series ''Soldiers of Barrabas'' the SOBS are on a mission to the Soviet Union and watch in bemusement as Alex Nanos (who works as a gigolo when he's not a mercenary) seduces a woman of this type. They conclude the only plausible reason is that he was born horny (though it doesn't hurt that the woman concerned is enthusiastically randy herself).
55	** On another occasion, a female weightlifter makes advances to Nanos while he's at the gym. Nanos thinks that normally he wouldn’t go for this type but as it's been a while since he got laid he goes for it. She turns out to be a KGB assassin who tries to [[ComingAndGoing murder him during sex.]]
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59	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
60	* Watch some old (uncensored) ''Series/TheTonightShowStarringJohnnyCarson'' monologues -- at least once a week Johnny Carson would make a joke about how mind-numbingly ugly Slavic women were. And, since he was the most respected comedian in America, [[FollowTheLeader everyone copied him]].
61	* This trope became a running gag for Creator/YakovSmirnoff's character on ''Series/NightCourt''. In his first appearance on the show, Smirnoff's character ([[TheDanza also named Yakov]]) is an immigrant from Soviet Russia who speaks almost no English, and Harry is forced by circumstance to befriend him despite the language barrier. ItMakesSenseInContext. At one point, Harry gets to see the inside of Yakov's wallet and see photos of his loved ones. Harry is initially confused as to why Yakov has a photo of Soviet Premier Breshnev in his wallet, until Yakov explains that's his ''wife,'' Sonia. Since then, each time Yakov made an appearance, reference is made to how painfully ugly Sonia is, until the episode where finally we get to meet Sonia... and [[SensualSlav she's absolutely gorgeous.]] Naturally, Yakov thinks she's a KGB impostor, even as she claims her new appearance is due to MagicPlasticSurgery, required due to an accident.
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64	[[folder:Mythology & Folklore]]
65	* Literature/BabaYaga, the WickedWitch from Myth/SlavicMythology, is an example from the culture itself, though it must be said that she isn't always depicted as a bad character.
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68	[[folder:Music]]
69	* During the 2012 Series/EurovisionSongContest, the Russian entry included a group of older GenreSavvy women dressed up as grandmothers, playing up the stereotype.
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72	[[folder:Standup Comedy]]
73	* Comedian Creator/YakovSmirnoff was using this as late as TheEighties: "In Russia we have a saying: 'Women are like buses.' That's it."
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76	[[folder:Western Animation]]
77	* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' has Jimmy travel to the past to convince his father to make an alternate business decision that'd make the family rich. When he returns to the present, he finds his family much richer but also much colder, with his primary caretaker now being a brutish looking Slavic woman who only says "Da!" in a gruff voice to every order.
78	* ''WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy'': In the episode "A Visit to Anthony", Ren and Stimpy leave their house (apparently located in Hollywood, Yugoslavia, according to the caption) and are kissed goodbye by their very masculine-looking wives, wearing a babushka and visible beard stubble.
79	* The 1957 [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Merrie Melodies]] cartoon ''WesternAnimation/RabbitRomeo'' has Elmer Fudd inherit a large Slobovian rabbit named Millicent. Fudd tricks WesternAnimation/BugsBunny into being Millicent's companion. Bugs is repulsed by this obese, love-crazed lagomorph that speaks with a vaguely East European accent and grammar structure: "Give to me large kiss." Millicent's voice was supplied by Creator/JuneForay, using an accent that would become Natasha Fatale's voice from ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle''.
80	* ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'': In “Fish and Visitors”, WesternAnimation/YosemiteSam meets one of these online and invites her to live with him (with the caveat that he was staying with Bugs and Daffy at the time). Sam says she looks nothing like her profile pic.
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