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16	[[quoteright:295:[[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfIchabodAndMrToad https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/the_alleged_steed_0.jpg]]]]
17	[[caption-width-right:295:With that attitude, it's a wonder Ichabod [[ForegoneConclusion didn't get beheaded sooner]].]]
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19	->'''Princess Fiona:''' I have to be rescued by my true love. Not by some ogre, and... and his ''pet''!\
20	'''Donkey:''' Well, so much for "noble steed"!
21	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1''
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23	There is the CoolHorse... and then there's '''this''', the four-legged equivalent of TheAllegedCar, a broken-down nag destined for the knacker's yard or the glue factory -- or it would be, if it hadn't somehow wound up in the hero's possession.
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25	Any member of the genus ''Equus'' can qualify.
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27	If the animal's appearance [[WhatAPieceOfJunk turns out to be deceptive and it's unusually strong or fast]], or TookALevelInBadass through training, then it may be a stealth or an outright CoolHorse.
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29	Could perhaps make more sense being retained than the inanimate related tropes, given that the steed is alive, so disposing of it would be unheroic and they're more conducive to becoming attached to.
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31	May overlap with MoodyMount. See HorsingAround for healthy horses with attitude problems. Compare with TheAllegedCar, TheAllegedComputer, and TheAllegedHouse for other items of dubious quality. DelicateAndSickly is the human equivalent, especially when it comes to young females.
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34	!!Examples:
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38	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
39	* ''Manga/OnePiece'': Doc Q's horse, Stronger, which is as perpetually ill and frail seeming [[UncattyResemblance as his owner.]]
40	* From ''Manga/SilverSpoon'', we got ugly and temperamental Chestnut. [[spoiler:Of course, like many subversions on this page, [[WhatAPieceOfJunk in the hand of competent rider....]]]]
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43	[[folder:Board Games]]
44	* It is believed that in Chaturanga, the original form of TabletopGame/{{Chess}}, each King could move like the Horse (=Knight) exactly once -- after that the horse was apparently exhausted.
45	* In ''TabletopGame/{{Shogi}}'', when the Horse piece promotes, it moves like a Gold General (i.e. one square at a time in any direction except diagonally backward).
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48	[[folder:Comedy]]
49	* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'': Jerry Seinfeld had a bit about horseback riding: the "U-shaped" horses he usually gets have names like "Almost Dead" and "Glue Stick."
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53	* ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}'': [[HonestJohnsDealership An extremely sharp-smiling horse dealer]] sells Asterix a carriage pulled by an awesome shiny black CoolHorse. Then it rains and the paint peels off, revealing it's a beaten down pale horse, shortly before the carriage's wheel falls off.
54	* One ''WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck'' comic set in the Wild West had Sheriff Donald repeatedly mocked by his nephews for his feeble horse, which snorted in tired protest whenever required to do anything at all. Donald, for his part, insisted that the horse wasn't feeble, it just had hay fever.
55	* Wit's horse in ''ComicBook/KajkoIKokosz''. He sure looks the part and is cowardly enough to climb trees when threatened. Since his master is a WarriorPoet with dreams of heroism and little common sense, a steed that actively avoids danger is an asset most of the time.
56	* A ''WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse'' comic had him tricked into buying a horse intended for the glue factory named Tanglefoot, who is useless as Mickey tries to teach him how to race. [[spoiler:Eventually, Mickey discovers that if Tanglefoot believes he's being chased by bees, he will run like the dickens.]]
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59	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
60	* ''ComicStrip/{{Tumbleweeds}}'' had the main character's horse Epic, who chews tobacco and is a textbook Alleged Steed. One trail boss, on being told that Epic was a "quarter horse", responded "You've got change coming".
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63	[[folder:Film -- Animation]]
64	* As depicted atop this page, during "Literature/TheLegendOfSleepyHollow" segment of ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfIchabodAndMrToad'', Ichabod Crane borrows a skin-and-bones, broken down plow horse to ride to Von Tassel's Halloween ball, traveling at a plodding pace. When faced with the Headless Horseman on the way home however, he panics and [[RunOrDie takes off like a champion racehorse,]] outrunning the Horseman's [[HellishHorse black steed.]]
65	* ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven'': The Grand Chawhee, which only won the race because it was his birthday and the other horses wanted to do him a favor.
66	* ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1'': {{Lampshaded}} with Donkey as seen in the page quote. [[spoiler:Until he becomes a stallion in ''WesternAnimation/Shrek2''.]]
67	* The Disney animated short ''WesternAnimation/TheSmallOne'' is about a boy and his beloved donkey whom he can no longer afford to keep. The donkey is too weak to work, and the only person interested in buying him is a tanner who plans to make him into leather. [[spoiler:In the end, the boy gives the donkey to the biblical Mary and Joseph so the pregnant Mary can ride him to Jerusalem.]]
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70	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
71	* Kid Shelleen's horse in ''Film/CatBallou'' is apparently just as drunk as he is.
72	* The deaf, denture-wearing horse in ''Film/{{Cops\|1922}}''.
73	* In ''Film/DeadMan'', the crazy {{Western}} industrialist (Robert Mitchum) not only hires three of the most "vicious killers of Men and Injuns in the West" to hunt down the murderer of his son, he wants them to return his "most prized posession"... ''a Pinto.'' Which he takes even more offense at.
74	-->'''Dickinson:''' Last night, my youngest son, Charlie was gunned down in cold blood right here in our own hotel. The gutless murderer... also shot to death Miss Thel Russel, the fiancee of my beloved son. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Not only that, but he stole a very spirited and valuable horse, a beautiful young Pinto that belonged to my personal family stable.]]\
75	'''Conway Twill:''' Hell, only, a Pinto ain't rightly a horse to fret much about, if the truth be told --\
76	'''Dickinson: Shut up!''' My boy Charlie is ''dead!'' Oh, I ain't askin' this time. I'm tellin'. And if somebody don't like it, I'm prepared to do a little killin' of my own. ''(later)'' I want this out over the wires. Post a $5000 reward from here to hell and back. Bring everybody in. I want that bastard's head. And make sure you include a full description of my Pinto. I want that horse back.\
77	'''Twill:''' ''[cut to]'' ...goddamn Pinto is a stupid damn animal. Stupid as the day is long. Got his heart so set on one. Buy yourself a sorrel horse, and paint some white spots on him as far as I'm concerned. Course, ya can't put much stock in a man who spends the most part of a conversation... [[ItMakesSenseInContext talking to a bear... talking to a goddamn bear]].
78	* ''Film/LeanOnPete'': The titular horse is described as an aging and mediocre racehorse bound for the slaughterhouse (something main character Charley avoids by stealing him).
79	* Chong's horse in ''Film/ShanghaiNoon'' devolves into this once it starts drinking.
80	* The mismatched team that draws his chariot in the Roman Empire segments of ''Film/ThreeAges''.
81	* ''Film/TheThreeStooges'' ended up with one of these plugs [[RunningGag more than once]].
82	* ''Film/{{Tumbleweed}}'': This is what Tumbleweed appears to be, and certainly what Jim assumes him to be: a broken down old cayuse who is part burro. However, Tumbleweed soon demonstrates hidden depths and Jim discovers that Buckley was not joking when he described Tumbleweed as his best horse.
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85	[[folder:Literature]]
86	* In ''Literature/BelisariusSeries'', lord Venandakatra presents the Axumites with his largest, unruliest war elephants. The Axumites, being used to African elephants, soundly dissect the allegation that these runts are real elephants.
87	* In Douglas Hill's ''Blade of the Poisoner'' and ''Master of Fiends'', Scythe's horse Hob is a subversion, as he's a stealth CoolHorse.
88	* ''The Brogue'': In the short story by Creator/{{Saki}}, the eponymous gelding is known throughout the neighborhood for violently startling at little to no provocation, recklessly endangering its rider. At the beginning of the story, its owner has finally managed to sell it... to his daughter's wealthy fiancé.
89	* In ''Literature/{{Cerberon}}'', Thedrik's old mule is half blind, unreliable, and cranky. He still chooses her over a good horse when given the chance.
90	* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
91	** ''Literature/MonstrousRegiment'' has Lieutenant Blouse's horse Thalecephalus, a skinny, bad-tempered brown ''mare'' named after a legendary stallion. (Blouse is ridiculously shortsighted.)
92	** ''Literature/GoingPostal'' has Moist von Lipwig's talent to make Alleged Steeds look much better than they actually are, "for about ten minutes, or until it rains."
93	* ''Literature/DonQuixote'': Rocinante, the noble steed of Don Quixote, has achieved TropeNamer status in the Spanish language.
94	* Played with in ''Literature/DragonBones'': Ward sees a man with a horse that looks old and as if it would die the next day. However, he knows this breed of horse; they're able to survive on little food for up to two weeks, and this one is actually in good condition. An entire breed of horses that ''look'' as if they're this trope.
95	* The title horse in the [[MediaNotes/NewberyMedal Newbery]]-winning novel ''Literature/KingOfTheWind'', Sham, is treated as an Alleged Steed for much of the book. After he's sent from the Caliph's stables (where he's prized as one of the finest horses) to the King of England as a gift, the English stablemaster considers him a long-necked, undersized, weedy runt and an insult to the stables, and sends him to the horse auction. Even his final owner considers him an Alleged Steed until the colt that he sired (on a mare he was never supposed to be allowed near) outraces all of the man's other, carefully-bred, racehorses, and realizes what he has in Sham. The epilogue explains that Sham is the horse known as the Godolphin Arabian, one of [[http://tiny.cc/nuwqv the three foundation sires]] of modern thoroughbred horses.
96	* Talat from ''Literature/TheHeroAndTheCrown'' becomes this after a severe injury. Aerin helps to restore him to CoolHorse status.
97	* ''Literature/LandOfOz'' series:
98	** The Saw-horse in ''Literature/TheMarvelousLandOfOz'', who has no joints in his legs and, at first at least, has no ears and can't follow directions, starts out as this. Later, he is revealed to be completely tireless and the fastest ride in Oz.
99	** Jim the Cab Horse is one of these before he came to Oz.
100	* ''Literature/TheLegendOfSleepyHollow'': Ichabod Crane's borrowed mount, Gunpowder, in Washington Irving's story.
101	-->"The animal he bestrode was a broken-down plow-horse, that had outlived almost everything but its viciousness."
102	* The parson Yorick in ''[[Literature/TristramShandy The Life And Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman]]'', owned one, explicitly compared to Rocinante. Despite a love of fine horses, he keeps this one to avoid the expense of constantly replacing them when worn out from being loaned out to fetch a doctor over several miles of bad road.
103	* In ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'', Bill the pony is expected to be this. While he's not ''quite'' a CoolHorse, he's no Alleged Steed either--it takes an ''EldritchAbomination'' to make him bolt.
104	* In ''[[Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar Magic's Promise]]'' by Creator/MercedesLackey, Lord Withen Ashkevron buys a vile-tempered horse that's alleged to be a "[[CoolHorse Shin'a'in warsteed]]." (He's about as Shin'a'in as Vanyel). Fortunately for Withen's investment, the "Grey Horse" manages to be a success at stud, passing on his heavier build but not his personality.
105	* PlayedForDrama in ''Literature/MartinFierro'': When Martin Fierro was recruited to fight at the Frontier, he came ion a CoolHorse so cool that the Commander stole it from him. Fierro and the other recruits are forced to use very old and slow horses, and they are fighting {{Badass Native}}s with cool horses.
106	* In ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', Jaime Lannister is given an ancient gelding with a blind eye to prevent him from outrunning his captors while being escorted back to King's Landing for a prisoner exchange.
107	--> "Give him a gold piece for the grey, if he'll include the saddle," he advised Brienne. "A silver for the plow horse. He ought to pay us for taking the white off his hands."\
108	"Don't speak discourteously of your horse, ser."
109	* In Creator/LoisMcMasterBujold's HistoricalFantasy ''Literature/TheSpiritRing'', the female protagonist Fiametta and her father are on the run from their enemies and acquire a horse in a village (paying far too much for it), "a fat white nag that was over-at-the-knees, gray-headed, bewhiskered, and venerable". The swaybacked old horse winds up staying with Fiametta to the very end, becoming something of a running gag.
110	* In ''Literature/TheThreeMusketeers'', d'Artagnan is introduced riding a yellow horse (later named Buttercup) so old and funny-looking that it is mocked by Rochefort, thus establishing the enmity between the characters. The resemblance of d'Artganan and Buttercup to Don Quixote and Rocinante is {{Lampshaded}} by the author.
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113	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
114	* ''Series/TheAdventuresOfBriscoCountyJr'': In "Crystal Hawks", Brisco is separated from Comet the Wonderhorse and has to buy a temporary replacement horse. Problem is, he's only got thirty dollars in his pocket. The resultant horse is so slow, stubborn, and dumb that Lord Bowler calls it a lemon when he sees it.
115	* An episode of ''Series/{{Bottom}}'' revolves around ASimplePlan to raise £500 to place a bet at long odds on a three-legged blind horse called Sad Ken, after the bookie tricks them into thinking it's a dead cert. His performance is about as good as you'd expect, and the commentator informs us that they've had to shoot him [[RefugeInAudacity (and his jockey).]]
116	* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': Niles and Martin are watching a horse race on TV:
117	-->'''Niles:''' Which horse did you wager on?\
118	'''Martin:''' Joe's Dream, number eight.\
119	'''Niles:''' Goodness, he seems to be taking a serene, almost Buddhist approach to the race.
120	* In the [[Creator/{{Sky}} Sky1]] adaptation of ''Film/GoingPostal'', Moist begins his long career as a con artist by selling off his family's worthless old nag -- after cleaning it up so that it actually looks capable of being ridden.
121	* ''Series/HomeMovieThePrincessBride'': Tom Lennon plays Prince Humperdinck during the initial search on horseback for Buttercup soon after Vizzini kidnaps her. In true "kids making a home movie" fashion, the horses are replaced with the family dogs, held up to his chest so it's like he's leaning forward over the horse, as he crouches and replicates a horse gallop.
122	* The nag the crew from ''Series/{{Hustle}}'' attempt to pass off as a race horse in "Signing Up to Wealth".
123	* ''Series/OurMissBrooks'': In "Geraldine", Benny Romero talks Miss Brooks into buying a sixteen-year-old swayback mare for the Miss Nestor's school's riding academy. "Geraldine" does prove to be a horse of unique value: it turns out she's expecting and by episode's end gives birth to triplets. In RealLife, the chances of a mare giving birth to live triplets is 1 in 300,000.
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126	[[folder:Music]]
127	* "Feetelbaum" from Music/SpikeJones' version of "The William Tell Overture", which was rendered on kitchen implements and used a horse race as a background. [[spoiler:He wins the race, and also manages to win ''the Indy 500'' in a later rendition of "Dance of the Hours".]]
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130	[[folder:Myths & Religion]]
131	* Myth/RussianMythologyAndTales: A Russian hero of TheFool archetype is the youngest of three brothers who inherits The Horsie-Hunchie and is laughed at and dismissed for one more reason. It turns out that not only can Horsie [[SapientSteed give good advice]], but having him compete with normal steeds in running jumps is like [[GameBreaker bringing a grasshopper to a cockroach race]]. Whether he and/or the hero will [[TheMakeover look better]] later or whether he gets wings varies in different versions.
132	* Myth/CelticMythology: The hero Conn-Eda receives a 'shaggy pony' from an old druid to bring him to fairy-land. The horse not only successfully does so, once they reach the outskirts of the fairies' city, [[SapientSteed it tells him]] that the only way for him to get in safely is for him to kill the pony, skin it, and wear its skin over his head until he gets inside the city. [[TearJerker He does so.]]
133	* Bet it has its own Aarne-Thompson index, but in any case, if your hero prize is a gift horse, always choose the horse that ''looks'' like this trope. It will turn out to belie its looks and be a CoolHorse.
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136	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
137	* ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' adventure T1 ''Village of Hommlet''. If the {{PC}}s aren't careful when buying from the traders they can end up with a couple of "swaybacked, potbellied, spavined old plugs" pretending to be draft horses. The horses are 50% likely to stop every turn to rest, and if pushed by hard riding or carrying a heavy load they have a 50% chance of dying '''every 10 minutes'''.
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140	[[folder:Theatre]]
141	* The horse Petruchio rides to his wedding in ''Theatre/TheTamingOfTheShrew''. Unfortunately, this being a stage show, [[TakeOurWordForIt we never actually get to see it]].
142	-->'''Biondello:''' ... his horse hipped with an old mothy saddle and stirrups of no kindred, besides possessed with the glanders and like to mose in the chine, troubled with the lampass, infected with the fashions, full of wingdalls, sped with spavins, rayed with yellows, past cure of the fives, stark spoiled with the staggers, begnawn with the bots, swayed in the back and shoulder-shotten, near-legged before and with a half-checked bit and a headstall of sheeps leather, which, being restrained to keep him from stumbling, hath been often burst, and now repaired with knots ...
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146	* Subverted in ''VideoGame/ClockworkKnight'' with Pepper's horse, Barobaro. He may be a bit nearsighted and unreliable ([[GameplayAndStorySegregation in the story at least]]), but he manages to help Pepper on his journey regardless.
147	* ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors 3'' has the horse the random soldiers use from time to time. Anyone can use em, and they move faster than walking, but they're scared of EVERYTHING!!! Wanna move across the battlefield? Better hope there are no troops in the way whatsoever. Yes, even your own. Otherwise, you're better off walking.
148	* ''VideoGame/EldenRing'': [[BloodKnight Radahn]]'s scrawny, half-dead, moth-eaten horse looks like it can barely walk even without the several-ton goliath of a demigod riding him. Becomes heartwarming when it's revealed that Radahn learned anti-gravity magic specifically so that he could continue to ride his [[LoyalAnimalCompanion beloved steed]] without crushing him to death.
149	* Can be [[InvokedTrope invoked]] in the Nintendo Switch version of ''VideoGame/{{Miitopia}}'', since the horse can be customized, and appears as this customization as soon as it first appears on screen being attacked by [[TheGoomba goblins]]. In fact, it is the only customizable major character in the game to not have a Mii head.
150	* In ''VideoGame/MountAndBlade: Warband'', you generally start with the worst horse in the game, unless you take very specific choices during character creation (which requires your character be female), then you start with the fastest of the fragile speedsters worth bothering with (the only faster horse is stupidly expensive if it is ever generated at all).
151	* In ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'', the cheapest horses (as well as the easier ones to unlock in multiplayer) are diseased, weak, and tend to be very slow. You can also find donkeys in Mexico, which look healthier but move even slower.
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155	* ''WebAnimation/TheRealLegend of Zelda'': The web animation series casts Epona as a small, overweight donkey, much to Link's disappointment.
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158	[[folder:Web Comics]]
159	* ''Webcomic/{{Gaia}}'': Viviana's horse [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/gaia/2014/11/25/breaking-all-barriers-023/ Casper]]. Vivi, who is not a bold or skilled rider, values him for his gentleness.
160	* Played with in ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'': Gabe plays Bella Sara and accidentally creates [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/5/26/ The Unhorse]], which is this trope [[ExaggeratedTrope and then some]].
161	* In ''Webcomic/TalesOfTheQuestor'', Quentyn is very excited by the prospect of riding a unicorn... [[http://www.rhjunior.com/tales-of-the-questor-0591/ until he sees it.]]
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165	* Coriander, carthorse for ''WebVideo/AcquisitionsIncorporated: The C Team'', is described in terms like "horse-style pull-creature." Doesn't stop her becoming a beloved TeamPet. The implication that she's not a real horse becomes darkly ironic [[spoiler:after she's killed and comes back as a part-{{Planimal}}, part-MechanicalHorse.]]
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168	[[folder:Western Animation]]
169	* Tyrone's tiny and very slow donkey Molasses in ''WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans'' episode "Horsing Around". When he wins the race at the end of the episode, it's only because the other jockeys were {{LastSecondShowoff}}s.
170	* On the WesternAnimation/{{Classic Disney Short\|s}} "They're Off!", Goofy bets on Snapshot III, the even money candidate, while someone else bets on the 100 to 1 shot Old Moe. Snapshot easily takes the lead and even trips up the other racers... except Old Moe, who through sheer perseverance closes up the gap, leading to a photo finish. The winner is [[spoiler:Old Moe, because Snapshot couldn't resist posing for the camera.]]
171	* In ''WesternAnimation/DogtanianAndTheThreeMuskehounds'', Dogtanian, like [[Literature/TheThreeMusketeers d'Artagnan]], has an elderly yellow horse, this one called Sandy. (Although Sandy is a far better horse than he looks.)
172	* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': The brain-damaged horse Peter gets.
173	* One episode of ''Westernanimation/GarfieldAndFriends'' had a feline companion of Cactus Jake (who, of course, resembled Garfield) being riddled with what he described as "the only horse in the world that's allergic to cats", hence the horse sneezing all the time and not being very useful.
174	* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop'', Pete wins a horse like this in a card game. He manages to turn it to his advantage by included shares of the horse's winnings with the used cars he sells, not worried about paying many times its winnings because it would never win anything. Unfortunately said horse is one of said stealth {{cool horse}}s once its broken shoe is fixed, and Pete ends up with a SpringtimeForHitler on his hands.
175	* ''WesternAnimation/GravedaleHigh'': In "Frankenjockey", a race horse named Hoover, who has never won a single race, escapes and befriends Frankentyke, who is annoyed at first, but warms up to him. However, when Max calls a hotline and reports Hoover's escape, [[EvilBrit Liverpool]], Hoover's trainer's, [[SmugSnake true colors are shown]], and the bet is that if Hoover wins the race, he's set free. [[spoiler:Unfortunately, Hoover and Frankentyke lose by mugging in the photo finish, but Sid points out that the rival horse switched jockeys, which means Hoover wins in the end]].
176	* ''Westernanimation/HereComesTheGrump'': Grump's klutzy dragon. [[RuleOfFunny Only when it's funny]], though--when the Grump needs to catch up with Dawn and Terry to keep the plot moving, Dragon has no difficulty overtaking their CoolAirship.
177	* In one ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short, Porky Pig buys the racehorse Tea Biscuit (based on RealLife example Seabiscuit, see below), an out-of-shape nag subject to coughing fits, and more interested in the trombone on the marching band than in racing. It wins the race anyway, after it's spooked by a popped balloon and runs the track in record speed.
178	* ''WesternAnimation/ThePinkPanther'': In "Pinto Pink", the horse is not only rather shabby, but also very gleeful. (Pink Panthers idea to pimp it by nailing roller skates under its hooves only increases the load of AmusingInjuries.)
179	* ''WesternAnimation/TheReplacements'': Prince Cinnamon Boots, the Daring Family's pet mule. He was originally given to Riley by her father when she asked for a show horse.
180	* ''WesternAnimation/SofiaTheFirst'': When Sofia decides to tryout for her school's flying derby team, the only pegasus left is Minimus, who resembles a donkey with wings, and flat out tells her that he's no good. Despite his disadvantages, with practice he and Sofia are able to make the team.
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183	[[folder:Real Life]]
184	* There is a story that UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln, when he was a lawyer, wagered that he could come out ahead in any horse trade. A judge took up the challenge. Here's how it played out, according to ''[[http://www.coachwhipbooks.com/chapters/lincoln-stories/lincoln-lawyer.html Lincoln's Own Stories:]]''
185	-->A crowd gathered, anticipating some fun, and when the judge returned first the laugh was uproarious. He led, or rather dragged, at the end of a halter the meanest, boniest, rib-staring quadruped—blind in both eyes—that ever pressed turf. But presently Lincoln came along carrying over his shoulder a carpenter's sawhorse. Then the mirth of the crowd was furious. Lincoln solemnly set his horse down, and silently surveyed the judge's animal with a comical look of infinite disgust.
186	-->"Well, Judge," he finally said, "this is the first time I ever got the worst of it in a horse-trade."
187	* Seabiscuit, a famous thoroughbred champion during TheGreatDepression, did not perform to his full potential and was sometimes the butt of stable jokes for the first three years of his life. Then, with special training, [[TookALevelInBadass he blossomed into a]] CoolHorse.
188	* Phar Lap, one of the greatest racehorses of the Great Depression in Australia, was roundly criticized during the early years of his life as a no good horse and waste of money before similarly [[TookALevelInBadass blossoming into a]] CoolHorse. He went on to dominate Australian horse racing, winning one Melbourne Cup, two Cox Plates and nineteen other weight for age races.
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