1 | ->'''Karrin Murphy:''' No-one likes a wiseass, Harry.\ |
2 | '''Harry Dresden:''' Are you kidding? As long as the wiseass is talking to someone else, people love 'em. |
3 | -->-- ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', ''Literature/WhiteNight'' |
4 | |
5 | Oh, look. An index of tropes about sarcasm and sarcastic characters. ''Fantastic''. [[SelfDemonstratingArticle Because we totally needed one of those.]] |
6 | |
7 | Compare InsultTropes for the immature and uncreative version. As if checking them out will enlarge some little brains out there. |
8 | ---- |
9 | |
10 | !!Oh ''wonderful!'' These tropes should be fun!: |
11 | [[index]] |
12 | * AirQuotes: I get it. "Air quotes". I ''totally'' didn't see that coming. |
13 | * AndImTheQueenOfSheba: Sure, and I'm the smartest person in the world too. |
14 | * AskAStupidQuestion: What's this page, you ask? It's an index of happy people because the title that's right in front of you means nothing. |
15 | * BackhandedApology: I apologize for being honest about how much of an idiot you are. |
16 | * BritishHumour: We're an entire nation of complete arseholistic sarcapocalyptic buffoons. |
17 | * CannotConveySarcasm: Just what I needed. Someone who doesn't know sarcasm at all. |
18 | * CatsAreSnarkers: Meow. Well, what did you expect me to say? Woof woof? |
19 | * CausticCritic: Yes, I'm a critic. And I suppose you're expecting a compliment on what I critique? You'd oughta be lucky I'm even acknowledging the work to begin with. |
20 | * CondescendingCompassion: I really pity you for lacking a brain. |
21 | * CoughSnarkCough: *cough* Dumbass! *cough* |
22 | * {{Cuckoosnarker}}: Eccentric? Yes, I am. Stupid? Nope. |
23 | * DeadpanSnarker: If it took you so long to figure out what this index is all about, then [[SarcasmMode you're such a genius]]. |
24 | * DisabledSnarker: I'm ''totally'' happy about being disabled. |
25 | * DisapprovingLook: *Eyeroll* |
26 | * DisproportionateCelebration: Hooray, you have just completed [[SarcasmMode one of the most tremendous things on earth]]. |
27 | * DrearyHalfLiddedEyes: I'm sure my uncaring half-shut eyes tipped you off that I'm a ''total'' ray of sunshine. |
28 | * FalseReassurance: I'm not going to mock you. You're doing a tremendous job at doing that yourself. |
29 | * FauxdianSlip: You can't--I mean should--see what this page is all about. |
30 | * FirstPersonSmartass: Having only been on TV tropes about a thousand times, I couldn't possibly figure out that this trope is about the thing literally named in the title. |
31 | * FlatJoy: Hooray. |
32 | * FlatScare: Boo. |
33 | * FlatWhat: What. |
34 | * FlippantForgiveness: I forgive anyone for being too dumb to learn what this page is about. |
35 | * GentlemanSnarker: Hello, my friend. [[SarcasmMode I'm]] ''[[SarcasmMode totally]]'' [[SarcasmMode not making fun of you]]. |
36 | * GradeSystemSnark: As far as stupidity goes, on a scale of 1-10, you deserve a solid 10. Nobody could top you. |
37 | * HaHaHaNo: Ahahahahahahaha-- I hate this trope. |
38 | * JewishSmartass (a.k.a. JewishSarcasm): Evidently, the world thinks our Yiddishe mishpoche are a bunch of leitzim. [[labelnote:Paraphrase]]Evidently, the world thinks that our Jewish family are a bunch of smartasses.[[/labelnote]] I wonder why... |
39 | * JokeAndReceive: Oh yes, you just spouted some silly joke or sarcasm, except to find out it's true... don't we all ''love'' it when that happens. |
40 | * KnockingTheKnockoff: Oh, look how original your ripoff of my character is. |
41 | * KnightInSourArmor: [[SarcasmMode How happy I am to do good in a screwed-up world full of screwed-up people.]] [[SincerityMode I'm still going to do it anyway because it's right.]] |
42 | * LemonyNarrator: It's a smart idea to ruin yourself even further to read this. |
43 | * LiteralistSnarking: Someone actually took my sarcasm seriously. Very smart. |
44 | * LittleMissSnarker: Am I a six-year-old girl? Naw. I'm a 96-year-old woman. What do you think I look like? |
45 | * LopsidedDichotomy: Either you're really that stupid to know what this is about or this trope is a foreign language to you. |
46 | * MentorInSourArmor: [[SarcasmMode Hey, my bunny slippers just ran for cover. You're terrifying.]] [[SincerityMode Look, kiddo, I learned the hard way war's not fun and games. I'm harsh on you because I don't want you dying out there.]] |
47 | * NameMcAdjective: I often use that in my Snark [=McSpeeches=]. |
48 | * NeverHeardThatOneBefore: Sure. I ''never'' knew about this trope. |
49 | * NoWrongAnswersExceptThatOne: I know I said there were no wrong tropes in this index, but clearly your stupid trope was an example of one. |
50 | * NonActionSnarker: I have combat in the form of my sarcasm, not that you'd understand. |
51 | * {{NOT}}: I think this list is great! [{{beat}}] ...NOT! |
52 | * NotEvenBotheringWithAnExcuse: As if I even had one to begin with. |
53 | * OffingTheMouth: Oh look, someone doesn't like my sarcasm to the point that they want to mur-- *BoomHeadshot* |
54 | * OhWait: I wouldn't dare mock you by stating the blindingly obvious. Oh, wait -- I do! |
55 | * RebootSnark: Poking fun at Hollywood's tendency to make reboots, often in the reboot itself. |
56 | * RidiculousCounterRequest: You want a description? Yeah, and I wanna win the lottery. Tough luck. |
57 | * SarcasmBlind: No. You're not this. You're just deaf. |
58 | * SarcasmFailure: Oh, like there's really a time where I failed to... I don't know what to say. |
59 | * SarcasmMode: I ''really'' didn't see that coming. |
60 | * SarcasticClapping: *Clapping hands* [[SarcasmMode Well done, my fellow troper.]] |
61 | * SarcasticConfession: Yeah, I admit it. I killed him, officer. And by that, I mean I didn't. |
62 | * SarcasticDevotee: Because there's really no better way to show my loyalty to you than to [[SarcasmMode compliment you]]. |
63 | * SarcasticTitle: Yeah, this title perfectly describes the work, in total truthfulness... |
64 | * SarcasticWellWishing: I hope you're proud of yourself. Things will not end well. |
65 | * SassyBlackWoman: Uh-huh. I'm a woman, I'm black, and I got sass. Is your pea brain growing yet, child? |
66 | * SassySecretary: [[SarcasmMode Isn't it a beautiful day in the office with smart colleagues and a nice boss?]] |
67 | * ScareQuotes: You would be "well-advised" to just read the "carefully edited trope description" to find out what this one's about. |
68 | * SequelSnark: Poking fun at Hollywood's tendency to make sequels. |
69 | * ServileSnarker: My boss is ''very'' fun. I am ''soooooo'' blessed to have him as my boss. [[spoiler:{{Not}}!]] |
70 | * SilentSnarker: *Facepalm* |
71 | * SiliconSnarker: Because giving AI a human personality was a great idea, right? |
72 | * SnarkBall: Oh, what's this? *Touches ball* I somehow feel compelled to mock people who are either annoying or stupid. |
73 | * SnarkingThanks: Thank you for letting me know how stupid you really are. |
74 | * TheSnarkKnight: [[SarcasmMode I'm very proud to be surrounded by dumbasses and jerks]]. [[SincerityMode Not that I'm any better]]. |
75 | * SnarkToSnarkCombat: Because I totally needed someone to argue with me through sarcasm. |
76 | * SnarkyInanimateObject: Were you really expecting that non-living objects have no life of their own? |
77 | * SnarkyNonHumanSidekick: Am I an animal? Naw. I'm a half-pint in a permanent animal costume. |
78 | * StealthInsult: I see you're learning about this trope surprisingly quick. |
79 | * StepfordSnarker: Congratulations, genius. You've just discovered that I use sarcasm as a way to mask my insecurities. [[spoiler:*sobbing* I'm completely worthless!]] |
80 | * TakeThat |
81 | * TallDarkAndSnarky: [[SarcasmMode No, I'm really short, light, and happy]]. What do you think I am? |
82 | * TellHimImNotSpeakingToHim: This trope told me to tell you to just stay the hell off its page. |
83 | * TookALevelInSmartass: So I'm snarkier than I used to be, so what? |
84 | * {{Tradesnark}}: Yet another Trope™ about Snark™. |
85 | * WellExcuseMePrincess: I'm a loser, you say? Well, I love you too. |
86 | * WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong: We couldn't ''possibly'' be TemptingFate, could we? |
87 | * WorldOfSnark: I'm snarky, you're snarky. We're all snarky. [[SarcasmMode We're one big happy family, are we?]] |
88 | * WorldsSmallestViolin: Here's a tune to lament your obviously great sorrows. |
89 | * YourLittleDismissiveDiminutive: See? [[SarcasmMode You're learning already with that little brain of yours]]. |
90 | [[/index]] |
91 | ---- |
92 | ->That was ''very'' fun. [[SarcasmMode I've never had so much fun wasting my pathetic life writing this index]]. |
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