Line #189 Main/NotInFrontOfTheKid


1	->'''Evelyn:''' Wow, my delusions of grandeur aren't even original. A chosen one? What am I, [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry fucking Potter]]?\
2	'''Finn:''' What's a hairy fucking potter?\
3	'''Evelyn:''' Okay, no cursing in front of the adorably innocent fairy hallucination. I feel like a mom all of a sudden.
4	-->-- ''Fanfic/DoYouBelieveInFairies''
5
6	Something about a kid being present brings out the best in people. Even a hard-boiled, foul-mouthed sailor will go the extra mile to clean up his act when a little kid is in the room. Okay, it's not so much the best as embarrassment about the worst, but it suffices. Like when you stuff all your clutter in a bag and throw that bag in the shed when your relatives visit unexpectedly.
7
8	Of course, the reason for the censor doesn't have to be a kid. Sometimes it's the TeamMom, sometimes an authority figure, or a MoralityPet of some other kind. The difference between this and ThinkOfTheCensors is that the latter involves [[BreakingTheFourthWall Breaking]] or at least LeaningOnTheFourthWall, whereas this is justified in-universe.
9
10	Supertrope to CurseCutShort and CensorshipBySpelling. [[ForeignCussWord Y cuando se utilizan otras lenguas para ocultar la verdad a los niños]]. This may be a reason for the SwearJar. It's also why characters CoverInnocentEyesAndEars.
11
12	This is, of course, TruthInTelevision. See also NotInFrontOfTheParrot. SubTrope of LittleBrotherIsWatching.
13	----
14	!!Examples:
15
16	[[foldercontrol]]
17
18	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
19	* In ''Manga/OnePiece'', Queen Otohime stops the fishmen from releasing years upon years of pent up anger and oppression in a brutal massacre with one simple phrase: ''"The children are watching."''
20	* In the ''[[Anime/PokemonTheOriginalSeries Pokémon]]'' short, "[[{{Recap/PokemonPK1PikachusVacation}} Pikachu's Vacation]]" it appears that a fight is about to break out between a gang of bully Pokémon and Ash, Misty, and Brock's Pokémon, Pikachu notices [[TheBabyOfTheBunch Togepi]] is watching, and proceeds to try and mediate. The Pokédex translates what Pikachu says as "Let's set a good example for the baby."
21	[[/folder]]
22
23	[[folder:Comic Books]]
24	* ComicBook/ThePunisherMAX: During the ''Mother Russia'' arc, Frank and Delta Force commando Martin Vanheim, are attempting to covertly flee from a Siberian nuclear silo base with a six year old girl in tow when they are met by a pair of unsuspecting guards. Vanheim, in a state of panic, preemptively opens fire on them, swearing up a storm all the while. Frank quickly chews out his overtly anxious comrade for jeopardizing the mission and swearing in front of a child.
25	* ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'': Rorschach starts to tell off his landlady for telling lies about him to the media, calling her a whore; she pleads with him not to say that in front of her kids: "They don't know." Rorschach [[PetTheDog pets that particular dog]], because he can see a parallel between her kids and his childhood - except he was ''not'' shielded from his mother's profession.
26	* In the 2016 iteration of ''ComicBook/HeroesForHire'', ComicBook/LukeCage begins purposely weaving sanitized language into his vernacular after getting chewed out by his wife for swearing in front of their daughter.
27	[[/folder]]
28
29	[[folder:Fan Works]]
30	* Parodied in ''Fanfic/{{Bait and Switch\|STO}}'' when Eleya refuses to give her best friend and first officer any details on her one night stand because "there are ensigns present."
31	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5178251/19/30-Minutes-That-Changed-Everything 30 Minutes That Changed Everything]]'' [=McGonagall=] tells Hermione's parents, who are adopting a seven-year-old Harry and his year-younger sister, that the two kids have a rather sizable inheritance from their parents.
32	-->'''Robert Granger:''' Bugger me!\
33	'''Rose Granger:''' ROBERT! CHILDREN!
34	* ''Fanfic/TheUltimateEvil'': After starting off on the wrong foot, Nat insults Valerie by making dumb-blonde jokes until she's told not to use a vulgar one in the pretense of the preteen Jade.
35	-->'''Nat''': How do you get a blonde off her knees? Cu–\
36	'''Valerie''': ''Ahem''! I think ''that'' type of joke is a little off limits due to our current ''company!'' Don't you think?! ''[indicates towards Jade]''\
37	'''Nat''': Oh… Right. Sorry.
38	* In Harry Potter next-gen fic ''Fanfic/{{Returning}}'', one of the Ravenclaw prefects is a SirSwearsALot who often remembers too late to tone it down in front of the younger students.
39	--> Imogen: ''(to the eleven-year-old protagonists)'' Don’t you two ever go in the Forbidden Forest without a teacher, okay? You’ll get your arses killed. ''(Cue reprimand from her friend.)'' I mean asses, you know, donkeys? If you take any with you, they will die. And so will you. So don’t.
40	* In ''Fanfic/TheChangelingSequence'', Dick very much disapproves Jason swearing when Damian is in the room. Jason is unrepentant, arguing the kid probably heard worse.
41	* Evelyn from ''Fanfic/DoYouBelieveInFairies'' initially [[SirSwearsALot curses a lot]] but tries to tone it down after meeting the child-like [[NatureSpirit Harvest Sprite]] Finn. This results in a lot of GoshDarnItToHeck and {{Last Second Word Swap}}ping.
42	* ''[[Fanfic/TheSpectacularSpiderManLostInGotham The Spectacular Spider-Man: Lost In Gotham]]'': When Spider-Man claims he can stick to walls, Red Hood is about to use a curse word, sees that nine-year-old Robin is in the room, and quickly censors himself.
43	--> '''Red Hood''': Okay, I'm calling bulls- (sees Robin and clears his throat) I'm calling bull crap.
44	* ''Fanfic/AlternateTailSeries'': Pantherlily tries to get [[SirSwearsALot Gajeel]] not to swear in front Kagura (who is 13-years-old). [[AvertedTrope Gajeel doesn't bother to censor himself]].
45	* In Chapter 13 of ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/31492754/chapters/119883166 Mars Attacks: Simpsons]]'', after finding [[Music/MelanieC Melanie]]'s naked body [[spoiler: without her head]]. Daffy covers the eyes of Bart and Milhouse while Sam covers his eyes so he wouldn't embarrass Melanie. Jimmy cover the vat it was in. However, Bart removes the cover and tricks Milhouse into looking. At least, the Gnards left her underwear alone.
46	* Amazingly, in ''Fanfic/SymphogearX2'', Chris [[SirSwearsALot of all people]] goes out of her way to avoid swearing in front of her younger twin sister, Shuri, and even interrupts Rui when the latter tries to say "bitch" in front of Shuri. She gives up on this around the time of G, presumably because Shuri's two closest friends, Rui and Maia, swear almost as much as she does.
47	* ''Fanfic/ThrowAwayYourMask'':
48	** Yukari shushes Junpei while he's talking about the LoveHotels, since the [[PeggySue allegedly]]-eleven-year-old Akechi is part of the conversation.
49	** Akechi and Shinjiro aren't great at not swearing in front of Nanako; at one point, Akechi wonders whether [[PapaWolf Dojima]] or [[BigBrotherInstinct Yu]] would kill him first for accidentally teaching her swear words.
50	---> '''Akechi:''' Oh, [[CurseCutShort fuc]]–shut up.\
51	'''Shinjiro:''' Great job, dumbass. You were really made to be around children.\
52	'''Akechi:''' You’re doing a fantastic job of it yourself.
53	* ''Fanfic/TheUndying'': Undyne starts calling Mettaton a smartass, only for Alphys to nudge her and indicate that one of the Dogi's kids is right behind her. Undyne pivots midword to calling Mettaton a "smart apple" instead.
54	[[/folder]]
55
56	[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
57	* ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'':
58	-->'''Pumbaa:''' And I felt downhearted / [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion Ev'ry time that I...]]\
59	'''Timon:''' [[CurseCutShort Pumbaa!]] [[TropeNamer Not in front of the kid.]]
60	* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1'' had a slight variation but still the same idea:
61	--> '''Buzz:''' I believe the word you're searching for is "space ranger".\
62	'''Woody:''' The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
63	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Coco}}'': Héctor noticeably alters some dirty lyrics in his BawdySong about Ugly Juanita at the last second, after remembering that Miguel is listening. When Chicharrón complains that those aren't the words, Héctor points out that there's a kid in the room.
64	[[/folder]]
65
66	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
67	* ''Film/TheBigCountry'': When the Major and his men corner several of the Hannasseys in town and prepare to punish them for accosting [=McKay=] and Patricia earlier, the Major sees that there are women and children present, so he has the Hannasseys brought into a stable on the edge of town before proceeding to give them a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown.
68	* In ''Film/OldSchool,'' Beanie criticizes Mitch for swearing in front of his son. You just have to say "earmuffs" and anything goes, man! Frank immediately begins abusing this.
69	* On ''Film/HighAnxiety'', Dr. Thorndyke is giving a conference and is about to discuss penis envy when a man comes in with his two kids, so he forces himself to talk about "peepee envy" and how it relates to the "woowoo".
70	* For the DVDCommentary for ''{{Film/Superbad}}'', Creator/JuddApatow brought his nine-year-old daughter Maude to its recording, and orders the actors not to swear in front of her. Jonah Hill restrains himself from cursing until halfway through the movie, and he proceeds to chide Apatow for "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day." After this argument, Apatow and his daughter leave to go attend a showing of ''Theatre/{{Spamalot}}'', and the remaining cast and crew begin swearing profusely immediately after their departure. [[spoiler: Later the actors mention that she's still inside the studio. Whether or not this is true is unclear.]]
71	* ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'': As in the original comic (see above), Rorschach lets up on his landlady after seeing that she (unlike Rorschach's own mother) is trying to protect her child from knowing that she's a prostitute.
72	* ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier'' [[InvertedTrope inverts]] it. Kirk goes to embrace Spock in a grateful hug, and Spock interjects: Not in front of the ''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Klingons]]''.
73	* Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse:
74	** ''Film/IronMan3'':
75	--->'''Rhodes:''' You don't have to be such a dic ''(sees children)''...tator, Tony.
76	** In ''Film/{{Captain Marvel\|2019}}'', when Fury is scratched by Goose, he says [[Creator/SamuelLJackson his actor's]] favorite [[PrecisionFStrike F-bomb]]... but not quite. He says "mother-Flerken" likely because there are children present.
77	* In ''Film/{{Payback}}'', Porter has gone to interrogate Arthur Steggman about where to find Val Resnick. Steggman asks if Porter is going to kill him, but the two are outside and in view of a park where a bunch of school kids just released from class are walking by. Porter says that he will not kill Steggman in front of the kids, but he warns Steggman not to cause any problems, or he will come back when the kids are not there.
78	* In ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife'', when filming the segment with the Roman Catholic family, Michael Palin as the father would say cleaned up versions of the lines (eg. replacing "cock" with "sock") in front of the child actors and dub in the real lines later.
79	* In ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'', when John and the T-800 crash in on Sarah's aborted assassination of Miles Bennett Dyson, John takes Dyson's son back to his room to see the latter's toys while the T-800 takes the flesh covering off his arm to convince Dyson to listen to their story about Cyberdyne's future.
80	* In ''Film/BeastsOfTheSouthernWild'', Wink becomes [[UnstoppableRage furious]] when the doctor at the shelter won't stop talking about his medical condition in front of Hushpuppy, despite his protests.
81	* A variant in ''Film/HideInPlainSight'' (1980) when the protagonist's ex-wife complains about her gangster boyfriend making a derogatory remark about her ex-husband as they're leaving the house.
82	-->'''Boyfriend:''' You've said the same about him too!
83	-->'''Ex:''' Not in front of the kids I don't!
84	* ''Film/{{Logan}}'': Since the film is R-rated, Logan swears pretty much constantly. Charles tells him not to do it in front of Laura, but Logan is unconvinced.
85	-->'''Logan:''' [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior She just cut a guy's fucking head off]], I think she can handle a few curse words.
86	* In ''Film/KillBill'', the battle between the Bride and Vernita is interrupted when Vernita's little girl, Nikki, comes home from school. The two drop what they're doing and welcome her in. The Bride also has a thing about not murdering people in front of their children, a rule she unintentionally breaks when Vernita tries to go for a bushwhack against her.
87	* During the filming of ''Film/{{Clerks}}'', there is a scene where Randall is on the phone ordering a rather lengthy list of some really dirty movies in front of a mother and child. Jeff Anderson was very uncomfortable with doing this, so to compromise, Kevin Smith shot scenes of him reading the list when the kid wasn't there and they did later shots of reactions.
88	* Inverted in ''Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation:'' Clark finds little cousin Ruby Sue up late, worrying about Santa Claus not coming to their home.
89	-->'''Clark:''' Nervous?\
90	'''Ruby Sue:''' Shitting bricks.\
91	'''Clark:''' You really shouldn't say that word.\
92	'''Ruby Sue:''' Sorry, shitting rocks.
93	* ''Film/KindergartenCop'': The only thing that stops [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Detective Kimble]] from beating up the [[AbusiveParents abusive father]] of one of his students is that when he finally confronts the man there's a bunch of students, their parents and the Principal nearby with a clear view of what he's doing.
94	* ''Film/PunisherWarZone''. After Frank Castle shoots a Mafiosi who turns out to be an undercover federal agent, he goes to apologise to her widow, and makes no move to defend himself when she draws a gun on him. However she doesn't shoot because her daughter walks in on them. At the end of the movie after they've been kidnapped by Jigsaw, she gets Castle to untie her and her daughter so she can take her out of the room before Castle inflicts a CruelAndUnusualDeath on Jigsaw.
95	[[/folder]]
96
97	[[folder:Literature]]
98	* In ''Literature/ABrothersPrice'' some women talk about stillbirths and miscarriages in front of Jerin, and are told: "not in front of the menfolk!".
99	* In ''Literature/FireAndHemlock'', Polly's parents try not to fight in front of her and often send her to stay with her grandma for this reason, but, of course, she notices anyway.
100	* The hardened soldiers of the borderlands in ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime'' series have a great deal of respect for Aes Sedai, and really try to watch their language. This causes some of them a great deal of difficulty.
101	* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' examples:
102	** In ''Literature/ThiefOfTime'', Susan answers a question with [[IsTheAnswerToThisQuestionYes "Does a bear poo in the woods?"]], and a footnote explains "Teaching small children for any length of time can do this to a vocabulary."
103	** In ''Literature/{{Thud}}'', when Lady Sybil and young Sam spend time at Pseudopolis Yard, the officers begin combing their hair, speaking quietly and less coarsely, and wiping their boots at the door.
104	* In a ''Literature/TheSavannahReidMysteries'' novel, Savannah asks Dirk if he wants ice cream, and Dirk replies, "[[IsTheAnswerToThisQuestionYes Do bears sh-]]" [[CurseCutShort Savannah cuts him off]], saying that there's a minor in the house and he should watch his language.
105	* Salvatore "Sally" Sweet of the Literature/StephaniePlum books is a walking ClusterFBomb until he gets a job as an elementary school bus driver, whereupon he starts wearing a rubber band around his wrist as a pain deterrent for when he swears.
106	* Maureen Smith relates, in ''Literature/ToSailBeyondTheSunset'', one of her many tactics for dealing with her many children. Retreating to another room for a serious discussion is futile; the children ''will'' hear. Better to simply speak in French. And when the eldest learn French, switch to Spanish. And when the next few learn Spanish, switch to German...
107	* From the ''Literature/AuntDimity'' series:
108	** In ''Aunt Dimity and the Deep Blue Sea'', Sir Percy takes Lori and her five-year-old twins to his island castle. When Lori is asking a member of Sir Percy's staff about his experience with children, Sir Percy intervenes, saying, "Andrew's also had specialized training that fits him for the job. Damian and I will tell you all about it ''after Rob and Will leave''."
109	** In ''Aunt Dimity and the Family Tree'', Lori tries to warn Bill off a secret topic by saying, ''"Pas devant les infants,"'' only to have her son Will ask, "What's 'not in front of the children'?" His twin brother Rob informs her that Nell is teaching them French.
110	* ''Literature/{{Ravensong}}'':
111	--> "Did you know, Jack, that the Waltons are getting divorced?" she said, her voice flat. Mr. S's face got tight. Here it comes, Stacey thought, he's going to bawl her out for saying something in front of the children. Stacey stared down at her plate, waiting for it to pass. This happened occasionally at the Snowdens' on Friday. Stacey could not understand why Mrs. S. had no more rank in her own house than the children. Her father's looks nagged at her. The possibility that her mom's rank was based on her accurate reading of her father's subtle looks tried to take shape but Stacey shook the thought down, away from her consciousness.\
112	"Cathleen. The children," Mr. S. childed.
113	[[/folder]]
114
115	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
116	* Subverted or played straight in the first episode of ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' depending on whether its the tv version or the uncut version. When Michael is talking to his brother GOB about a magic trick he plans to do, GOB says "An ''[[InsistentTerminology illusion]]'', Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money." He then notices a bunch of kids staring at him, jaws dropped. In the TV version, he quickly says "Or candy." However, in the uncensored version, he says "Or cocaine."
117	* ''Series/{{Arrow}}'': Played for laughs when John Diggle has Baby Sara with him because his wife Lyla is elsewhere, and Oliver Queen doesn't want her down in the Arrowcave. Diggle points out that it's not as if a baby is going to reveal the location of their secret lair.
118	* Played initially [[PlayedForLaughs for laughs]] with Mother's Milk in ''Series/TheBoys2019'' as [[ProfanityPolice trying to stop]] Billy Butcher from swearing is [[SirSwearsALot obviously a fool's errand]]. However, this is gradually revealed to be a microcosm of M.M.'s (equally hopeless) [[PlayedForDrama desire to shield his daughter]] from the violence of his job and the anger within himself, which comes crashing down when he [[spoiler:punches out her Homelander-fanboy stepdad in front of her]] and freaks her out.
119	* When we meet Dawn in ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', everyone spends most of a season trying to keep the slaying away from her. They don't talk about it in front of her, except insofar as they can do so in code (they mostly fail). They even trying spelling things on occasion, only for Dawn to remind them that she's 15.
120	* ''Series/{{Castle\|2009}}'':
121	** One episode brings Castle's daughter, Alexis, into the precinct and subverts this.
122	--->'''Javier Esposito:''' Found your stalker. Franco Marquez, AKA Frankie Markie. Hayley filed half a dozen complaints against him. Says here that he even tried to break into her apartment and when she filed against him he showed up in court and called her a...\
123	''[stops, looks at Castle and Alexis]''\
124	'''Javier Esposito:''' B I T C H.\
125	'''Richard Castle:''' She can spell, Detective.\
126	'''Kevin Ryan:''' Probably better than you!
127	** In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEpxa6EXrOw first season blooper reel]], Creator/NathanFillion (Castle) accidentally swears in front of Molly Quinn (Alexis). Although she's not really a kid, she is a minor, and apparently Fillion [[SwearJar gives her a dollar each time he swears in front of her.]]
128	** The commentary to the first season episode "A Chill Goes Through Her Veins" includes a number of the actors and show creator, including Molly Quinn. Huertas (who plays Esposito) mentions a modelling gig in GQ with a fellow actor in the episode, and Quinn interrupts with "Minor!" and Huertas stammers, laughing, to a halt. It wasn't a dirty story. It was ''GQ''.
129	** Subverted in "Linchpin" when Beckett argues with Castle over an old flame of his, while Alexis was assisting Lanie in the lab.
130	--->'''Castle:''' Okay, we slept together, a long time ago! What's the big deal?\
131	'''Beckett:''' No big deal, sleep with whoever you want, the more the merrier!\
132	'''Alexis:''' ''[clearing her throat]'' I have those toxicology reports you wanted, Lanie. ''[Castle glares at Beckett, who looks suitably mollified]''
133	* ''Series/{{Dexter}}'': Debra won't swear in front of Dexter and Rita's infant son. She's dropped f-bombs on live television and in a hospital waiting room full of children, though.
134	* In ''Series/DrQuinnMedicineWoman'', Loren often finds himself cleaning up his language whenever Brian is around. One episode has Loren telling some friends about a burlesque house where the girls lift up their... voices! To sing so beautifully!
135	* In ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond'', Marie mentions that when Ray and Robert were growing up, she and Frank would speak Italian when they argued, so they wouldn't understand. (She claims that the boys know very little Italian, as this was their sole exposure to it. To the surprise of no one familiar with [[AwfulWeddedLife Frank and Marie]], [[DeadpanSnarker Robert confirms that they're near fluent]].)
136	* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
137	** Phoebe is feeling guilty about spending time with her biological mother and imagines that her mother has been [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} reincarnated as a cat]].
138	--->'''Phoebe:''' I think someone's upset that there's a new ''mom'' at the B E A C H. [{{Beat}}] I just spelled the wrong word.
139	** When Monica and Chandler are trying to have a baby, they babysit Phoebe's triplets. They start to make out and Chandler says he's not comfortable doing it in front of the B A B Y. Later, Joey comes in and says "You can't have S E X around a [[MisspellingOutLoud B A B I E]]!"
140	** When Phoebe gets Monica and Chandler a ''Ms. Pac-Man'' machine as their wedding gift, Chandler wastes no time in making dirty high-score initials. With Ross bringing Ben over, Monica orders the dirty initials removed; when Phoebe fails her last attempt to remove the final dirty name with a high score, she launches a foul-mouthed tirade right when Ross and Ben walk in, forcing Ross to put "earmuffs" on Ben.
141	--->'''Ross:''' PHOEBE!\
142	'''Phoebe:''' Oh, hi Ben -- NO, DON'T LOOK AT THE SCREEN!
143	** When Ross and Rachel think Emma's about to speak, they avoid swearing around her. Rachel tells the others to "get ready to hear a lot of 'boo hockey', 'gosh darn it', and 'brother pucker'."
144	* In ''Series/{{Greek}}'', one character does this while he's discussing a FriendsWithBenefits relationship and sees a Nun: "[[CurseCutShort Fu...]]''n'' Buddies."
145	* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'':
146	** The third season had a blooper reel which gave us this trope. Cobie Smulders swore over screwing up a line in front of a six-year-old.
147	--->'''Smulders:''' No, I'm gonna totally fuck...! ''[hand in front of mouth]''\
148	'''Wide-Eyed Kid:''' ...Did you just say the f-word?\
149	'''Smulders:''' No, I didn't, I said, uh, [[BlatantLies "Frosted Toasty-O's"]].
150	** This is played with all the time on the show, as Older Ted keeps censoring parts of the story for the sake of his kids. Thus, we get things like the guys getting high on "sandwiches", Barney shocking a crowd by saying "kiss her" instead of the F-word (and then telling security to "kiss off! Who the kiss are you?"), and [[Film/LethalWeapon Roger Murtaugh]]'s CharacterCatchphrase:
151	--->'''Murtaugh:''' I'm too old for this sh--\
152	'''Older Ted:''' Stuff! He said 'stuff'!
153	* In the episode "Let It Snow" of ''Series/NightCourt'', a [[BadSanta guy dressed as Santa Claus]] is brought before Judge Stone for something involving a prostitute, and there's a kid present as a witness, so Stone asks them all to be mindful of this. The term "UnusualEuphemism" gets strained to the breaking point:
154	-->'''Mandy''': ''(the prostitute)'' I'm the gift that keeps on giving.\
155	'''Lorenzo''': ''(the pimp)'' I'm the elf who handles the money.\
156	'''Dan''': ''(the prosecutor)'' Anyway, after the, um...?\
157	'''Harry''': ''(the judge)'' "Gift exchange"?\
158	'''Dan''': ''(points at Harry and mouths, "thank you")'' Santa... forgot to leave anything under her tree.\
159	...\
160	'''Mrs. Stapleton''': ''(the mother)'' My boy heard Santa use the most vile gutter-words imaginable!\
161	'''Santa''': Have somebody [[GroinAttack tug on your sack of goodies]] and see what you say, lady!
162	* In ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', Jordan gets annoyed with Dr. Cox for never filtering anything he says in front of their son, Jack. He explains he prefers to be honest with him. To illustrate her point, Jordan then reveals that when she was younger she had an abortion, she then hands Jack off to Dr. Cox and says, "Enjoy," as Jack repeats over and over "Mommy had an abortion!"
163	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pn0n_-rM4E one of the sketches]] of ''Series/StudioC'', it's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, and the dads are cops at a murder scene, so they all have to change the terminology they use to make it child-appropriate, like gunshot wounds are "fairy kisses" and blood is "glitter." It backfires when one dad says "No, dear, the pony was totaled, it's gonna have to be compacted and sold for individual parts."
164	[[/folder]]
165
166	[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
167	* In ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}'' Fran and Earl get into an argument over Earl's refusal to change Baby's diapers. Fran gets very angry, but suggests they discuss it later because she doesn't want to [[CensorshipBySpelling "Lose her temper in front of the B-A-B-Y."]] Baby then uses the blocks he's playing with to write out to the audience "They think I can't spell." He then snickers to himself.
168	[[/folder]]
169
170	[[folder:Video Games]]
171	* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', [[SirSwearsALot Jack]] has become a teacher at Grissom Academy and has agreed not to swear for the sake of professionalism. This gets turned around when Joker snarks that they could probably buy a cruiser with her SwearJar.
172	--> '''Jack:''' Cover your ears, kids. Hey, Joker, f-- ''([[CurseCutShort cue]] {{loading screen}})''
173	* ''VideoGame/Mother3'': During [[spoiler:Flint]]'s FreakOut resulting from [[spoiler:his wife Hinawa's death]], one of the villagers pleads with him to control himself because [[spoiler:his kids Lucas and Claus]] shouldn't see him behaving like that. His pleas go unheard.
174	* In the GoldenEnding of ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', [[spoiler: Alphys and Undyne]], after some egging on from a friend, are [[AlmostKiss about to kiss when]] [[spoiler: Toriel]] jumps in the way, saying, "Not in front of [[KidHero the Human]]."
175	* ''VideoGame/YesYourGrace'': The game includes a murder trial that can be resolved either by accusing a scapegoat or a FalseConfession from someone close to the PlayerCharacter. In the latter scenario, the PlayerCharacter's two youngest daughters are asked to leave the room.
176	* In ''VideoGame/GodOfWarPS4'', Mimir and Brok both refuse to tell Atreus certain stories because they're scared that Kratos will disapprove. Brok is still fairly crude anyway, but luckily for him it seems to fly over Atreus' head.
177	* In ''Videogame/Fallout4'', this is the reason why [[Videogame/Fallout3 "Mayor" R.J. MacCready]] went from a foul-mouthed brat to [[GoshDangItToHeck someone who actively avoids profanity]]: Having become a father, he resolved to be a more mature person which includes cleaning up his language.
178	[[/folder]]
179
180	[[folder:Webcomics]]
181	* ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'': When [[http://diggercomic.com/blog/2008/08/03/digger-513/ Shadowchild asks Herne]] about his deer-headed appearance, Herne starts to repeat his false claim that his grandmother was raped by a deer. Before Herne can get out the word "rape", Digger drags him away by the ear to have a talk with him.
182	* ''Webcomic/OnePunchMan'':
183	** Invoked. Metal Bat promised his little sister Zenko that he would not fight in front of her, which she deliberately used to break up his fight with [[spoiler:Garou]] when she was nearby.
184	** Invoked again later on when King, looking for a way to stop a mob of heroes from laying into an unresisting Garou, points out there's a child watching, backed up by his intimidating presence.
185	* ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain'': In [[https://www.sleeplessdomain.com/comic/chapter-20-page-8 Chapter 20]], one of the hospital workers is about to say "shit" while talking to the teenaged Vedika, but then [[LastSecondWordSwap changes his wording at the last second]]. However, one of the other hospital workers promptly enters the room and undermines his efforts:
186	-->''"Hey, Devin! Are you seeing this shit!?"''
187	* Attempted in ''Webcomic/StandStillStaySilent''. In the prologue, Veeti's parents are trying to shield him from ThePlague going on and send him out of the room when they are about to discuss it with his aunts. However, the room to which he is sent has a television, and he knows which channel to find the news.
188	[[/folder]]
189
190	[[folder:Web Original]]
191	* In the episode of ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' where he reviews the ''Franchise/{{Halloween}}'' video game, The Nerd appears to subvert the trope by swearing like a sailor in front of kids and shitting in a trick-or-treat bag. However, a sharp-eyed viewer will notice that he never swears while [[ManipulativeEditing in the same frame]] as one of the kids. [[AlterEgoActing The Nerd]] may avert the trope, but Creator/JamesRolfe plays it straight.
192	* Adorably, a little boy [[InvokedTrope invokes]] the trope in [[http://notalwaysright.com/pint-sized-profanity-patrol/22742 this]] Website/NotAlwaysRight story.
193	* In ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged: The Christmas Tree of Might'', Chi-Chi shuts Goku down before he mentions oral sex. Also, ''Dead Zone Abridged'' points out that she doesn't allow him to swear, presumably also for this reason.
194	-->'''Goku''': So, what am I getting for Christmas?\
195	'''Chi-Chi''': The same thing as last year, Goku.\
196	'''Goku''': ''Ohhh,'' you mean that thing you do with your mouth-\
197	'''Chi-Chi''': ''Not in front of Gohan!''
198	[[/folder]]
199
200	[[folder:Western Animation]]
201	* Averted in the ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' episode "[[Recap/TheNewBatmanAdventuresE17OldWounds Old Wounds]]", in which Nightwing describes the events leading to his break with Batman and abandonment of the Robin identity. One of the last straws was Batman [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique roughly interrogating a mook]] in front of his family, ignoring Robin's objections.
202	* Happens in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Coneheads}}'' pilot, when the neighbors bring over a ring-shaped coffee cake that Beldar thinks is an "edible senso-ring" and therefore inappropriate to show in front of his and Prymaat's daughter, Connie.
203	* In ''WesternAnimation/TheCrumpets'' episode "Croco-Deal", the show's LadySwearsALot Caprice says "crappy" and almost says "damn" in front of her baby brother Li'l-One before she gets scolded by their mother.
204	* ''Westernanimation/DuckTales1987'':
205	** In the last episode of the "Time is Money" arc, when Scrooge is yelling at Glomgold and the Beagle Boys, Bouncer Beagle tells him to keep it clean because there are children present.
206	** In "Metal Attraction", Robotica at one point hugs Gizmoduck and says several [[DoubleEntendre double entendres]], which causes Gizmoduck to inform her that there are children watching.
207	* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'': At the end of "[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS4E20HandMeDownEd Hand-Me-Down Ed]]", [[Main/ItMakesSenseInContext when all three Eds are simultaneously under the effects of the boomerang]], Edd strips off his underwear, leaving him completely naked, much to Eddy's horror (invoking this trope) and Ed's disgust.
208	-->'''Edd:''' I'm getting the need to feel the breeze between my knees. (''takes off his underwear'') That's the ticket.\
209	'''Eddy:''' [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars Not in front of the baby, please! Casey, you cover your eyes!]]\
210	'''Ed:''' Distasteful dullard!
211	* In ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' episode "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E11NotWhatHeSeems Not What He Seems]]", security footage of Stan shows that he's been watching his language in front of the Twins with this line:
212	-->'''Stan:''' ''[drops a barrel on his foot] Gah!'' Hot Belgian waffles! ''[{{beat}}]'' Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for ''real! [takes a deep breath]'' '''SON OF A--''' ''[[[CurseCutShort Dipper quickly fast forwards the tape]]]''
213	* ''WesternAnimation/KampKoral'':
214	** In "The Jellyfish Kid", referring to Plankton's MessOnAPlate food.
215	--->'''Sandy''': Hey, what do you call this slop?\
216	'''Plankton''': I'd tell you, but I'm not supposed to use that kind of language in front of children.
217	** In "[[Recap/KampKoralS1E20HelterShelterReveilleRevolution Reveille Revolution]]", when Mr. Krabs and Squidward see the kids listening to an anchovy's music playing.
218	--->'''Krabs''': Ah, the beautiful sounds of "Anchoveille."\
219	'''Squidward''': "Anchoveille"? You gave it a special name already?\
220	'''Krabs''': Well, [[DreadfulMusician yours]] has a special name too, but I'm not supposed to use such language around the children.
221	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
222	** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E20TheWarOfTheSimpsons The War of the Simpsons]]", the morning after Homer gets drunk at a dinner party and makes an ass of himself, Marge drags him out to the car and turns on "The Mexican Hat Dance" so the kids don't hear them argue. However, Bart, Lisa, and even Maggie are very well aware of what's going on, [[TraumaButton and Lisa even comments how that song always sends a chill down her spine]].
223	** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E25WhoShotMrBurnsPartOne Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 1)]]", Homer sends Bart and Lisa out of the house before unleashing an AtomicFBomb.
224	** Grandpa Simpson babysits Selma's adopted daughter and modifies his old war stories to be baby-friendly.
225	--->''"I was just telling her how we chased the teddy bears into their cuddle bunkers, ''[in a creepy voice]'' then had to tickle them out with machine hugs and fun throwers! ''[sinister zoom-in]'' They say the more soldiers you tickle, the easier it gets. Well, sir, [[ItNeverGetsAnyEasier it doesn't]]."''
226	** Moe does a similar thing in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS14E22MoeBabyBlues Moe Baby Blues]]" while babysitting Maggie, telling her a bedtime story which is a cleaned-up version of ''Film/TheGodfather''. This is after he decides against reading her ''Literature/AliceInWonderland'', which he thinks is a novelization of a porn movie called "Alice in Underpants".
227	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'': In "[[Recap/TheSpectacularSpiderManS2E03Reinforcement Reinforcement]]", Peter Parker's pre-Christmas festivities are interrupted by a grand showing from Vulture and Electro at the ice rink at Rockefeller Center. They begin causing havoc to draw Spider-Man out into a fight with the newly regrouped Sinister Six.
228	-->'''Electro''': Show yourself! You wall-crawling--\
229	'''Spider-Man''': [[TheUnintelligible Now now, wasch da mouf. Thewe awe chiwdwen pwezent.]]\
230	'''Electro''': ...What?\
231	'''Spider-Man''': ''sigh'' I buhned mah tongue, okay?
232	* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'': In "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS1E25MirrorGem Mirror Gem]]", Lars cuts himself off while calling Steven "you little--", looks over at Sadie looking concerned, and finishes with "''[[ParentheticalSwearing Steven]]''".
233	* ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'': In one episode before Tuddrussel and Larry have a heated argument they briefly hold it so they can send Otto to go outside and play. Keep in mind, the series takes place on a space station, so "outside" is outer space.
234	* ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'': In the episode "[[Recap/TinyToonAdventuresS1E4TestStressed To Bleep or Not to Bleep]]", Buster discovers the key to curing Fowlmouth of his [[ClusterBleepBomb swearing habit]] is that Fowlmouth [[EveryoneHasStandards can't bring himself to curse in front of young children]].
235	* ''WesternAnimation/TuttleTwins'': When Mrs. Tuttle purrs suggestively at Mr. Tuttle in front of three kids, the latter quickly changes the subject.
236	* One scene in ''WesternAnimation/TheWeekenders'' of Tino with his mom ends with her losing progress in the tedious task she was working on, Tino saying he'll leave so she can swear, and his mom thanking him.
237	[[/folder]]

Context Main / NotInFrontOfTheKid