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1	->''And did those feet, in ancient time\
2	Walk upon England's mountains green?\
3	And was the Holy Lamb of God\
4	On England's pleasant pastures seen?''
5	-->-- '''Creator/WilliamBlake'''
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7	It's often remarked upon that Literature/TheBible goes into very little detail on the life of UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} [[OffstageWaitingRoom between His birth and the last few years of His life]]. There's a few snippets about His childhood and [[CallToAdventure a fairly important bit]] at the age of 12, but after that we get a huge TimeSkip to His early 30s.
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9	Naturally, as with all [[StockUnsolvedMysteries unexplained mysteries]] about famous people, fiction writers have pounced on this as story material. Maybe He spent that period in a distant land, learning from their sages? Maybe [[JesusWasWayCool He was a bit of a party animal?]] Maybe He [[KungFuJesus trained in a Shaolin monastery to fight evil with kung fu?]] We deserve to know!
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11	The missing years are often treated as the result of a [[AncientConspiracy Vatican cover-up]], especially as some of the Gnostic Gospels, which weren't deemed worthy of inclusion in the Bible, contain stories about Jesus' youth. It's more likely that His early life was fairly mundane, probably involving work as an apprentice carpenter in the Nazareth area, and just [[TheLawOfConservationOfDetail wasn't interesting enough to mention]] in a tale about a great prophet. The cultural fascination with [[RagsToRiches great people coming up from humble origins]] and desire to analyze every bit of their childhood, is a relatively recent phenomenon.
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13	Even if this isn't the setting for the story, it's ripe grounds for ConversationalTroping between characters.
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15	Related to BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy. Subtrope of StockUnsolvedMysteries.
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24	* ''Manga/ShamanKing'' implies that Jesus was the [[KungFuJesus winner]] of his era's Shaman fight. It can be implied this was the period where he was a participant in the tournament.
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29	* ''ComicBook/SecondComing'': The third miniseries, ''Trinity'', has flashbacks to Jesus's childhood, which are loosely based on the "Infancy Gospel of Thomas".
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34	* ''Film/{{Dogma}}'' explains that the Metatron told Jesus who he was at the age of 12; the gap is the result of one enormous HeroicBSOD as he tries to come to terms with that fact. However, Rufus reveals that the books talking about it were left out of the New Testament because they dealt heavily with Jesus's younger, non-divine brothers and sisters [[spoiler:- one of which is [[TheHero Bethany]]'s ancestor]].
35	-->'''Rufus''': Imagine you're a twelve-year-old boy. Then one day, you're told you're God's only son; but more than that, you're ''God''. How long do you think it would take you to come to grips with something that huge? Maybe, say, eighteen years? In the Bible, Jesus suddenly goes from age twelve to thirty. Twelve to ''thirty!'' Now, that's some pretty bad storytelling. Where are the volumes of text dealing with the missing eighteen years? I'll tell you where! They were offered up as a sacrifice to the god of ecumenical politics!\
36	'''Bethany''': ''(laughing)'' You make it sound like there's some church conspiracy to cover up "the truth about Christ." ''(notices Rufus is NOT laughing)'' Oh, bullshit. Any important material about Christ would give people a better understanding of the nature of God. Why would they leave any of it out?\
37	'''Rufus''': Because it's all closely tied in with his family.\
38	'''Bethany''': His mother and father?\
39	'''Rufus''': His brothers and sisters.\
40	'''Bethany''': Jesus didn't have brothers and sisters! Mary was a virgin.\
41	'''Rufus''': Mary gave birth to Christ without having known a man's touch, this is true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he would've stayed married to her for all those years if he wasn't getting laid? The nature of God and the virgin birth, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down, well that's just plain ''gullibility!''
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47	* ''Literature/TheBreathOfGod'' by Jeffrey Small follows an American graduate student who journeys to the Himalayas in search of proof that Jesus travelled through India during his lost years. Although the majority of the novel takes place in the present day, several chapters tell the story from the perspective of a teenage Jesus as he struggles with cultures and teachings so different from his own.
48	* The ''Literature/ChristTheLord'' series by Creator/AnneRice focuses on this period.
49	* ''Literature/TheGoodManJesusAndTheScoundrelChrist'' by Creator/PhilipPullman creates an account of Jesus' childhood in which he had an EvilTwin named Christ. Jesus was a well-meaning but naive philosopher and revolutionary while Christ was a politically savvy schemer who eventually used his brother to create a powerful church.
50	* ''Literature/LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff'' by Christopher Moore is all about this. "Josh" travels to India, China, and The Middle East to visit TheThreeWiseMen, where they in turn teach Jesus one different facet of his later teachings. (In the afterword, Moore is specific in mentioning that Buddhism didn't reach China in the lifetime of Jesus. For him to study under a Buddha in Tibet would have been anachronistic.)
51	* ''Literature/TheTribune'' by Patrick Larkin tells of the adventures of a Roman officer named Lucius as he investigates murders and uncovers conspiracies in Judea. He encounters many YoungFutureFamousPeople from the New Testament, including Jesus, Paul, and Mary Magdalene. He himself turns out to be Luke.
52	* ''Literature/YeshuaAPersonalMemoirOfTheMissingYearsOfJesus'', by Stanislaw Kapuscinski, is a fictional account of Jesus's journey to India and his preparation there for his later Palestinian mission. Kapuscinski weaves his own philosophy into the story.
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58	* A ''Series/TheKidsInTheHall'' skit showed examples of Jesus' carpentry work - it turns out he wasn't a particularly skilled carpenter.
59	* ''Series/{{QI}}'':
60	** They discussed the Infancy Gospels in one episode. Stephen Fry [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R_djVYqJTg shared a story about a confrontation between the child Jesus and a group of many dragons that had suddenly sprung from a nearby cave.]]
61	** Another episode discussed the story about Jesus and Joseph of Arimathea coming to Glastonbury.
62	* ''Series/RedDwarf''
63	** The episode "Lemons" has the time-traveling crew come across who they ''think'' is Jesus in this period, but it turns out to be a different young man also named Jesus. Another identical-looking man also named Jesus appears at the very end, but after all the trouble they caused with the first guy, the crew chooses not to investigate.
64	** It's also a relatively plausible historical scenario. Yeshua (the Hebrew name from which English speakers ultimately derive the names Jesus ''and'' Joshua) was the sixth most popular male name in Roman Judea. And there were lots of religious teachers and itinerant preachers wandering around as well at the time. This is likely why he's called Jesus ''of Nazareth'', to differentiate him from other ones.
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70	* John Prine's song "Jesus: The Missing Years" is a satirical AnachronismStew where Jesus runs away from home and somehow ends up as a [[JesusWasWayCool 20th century musician]] who hangs out with Music/{{The Rolling Stones\|Band}} and Music/GeorgeJones.
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76	* There is an Myth/ArthurianLegend that Jesus traveled to Britain during his lost years -- specifically, visiting UsefulNotes/{{Cornwall}} and the Isle of Avalon (ie. Glastonbury) in the company of Joseph of Arimathea, who according to this particular legend was the Virgin Mary's uncle (which would make him Jesus's great-uncle [[note]]this [[FridgeBrilliance offers an explanation]] as to why would Pontius Pilate allow Joseph to take and bury Jesus's body after the Crucifixion[[/note]]). Joseph, described as a rich merchant in the Bible, is in this legend a metal trader with business links extending to Britain [[note]]Cornish tin is known to have been exported as far as the Middle East several centuries before the birth of Christ[[/note]] so their journey would have been something of an extended business trip. As a follow-up to this, Joseph returned to Britain after the Crucifixion (establishing one of the first churches in the world on the site of what would become Glastonbury Abbey) and brought [[Myth/KingArthurAndTheHolyGrail the Holy Grail]] with him, which explains why the Knights of the Round Table are seeking it there. Creator/WilliamBlake's poem "And did those feet in ancient time" ([[AdaptationDisplacement better known as]] the lyrics to the popular English hymn "Jerusalem") was inspired by this story.
77	* One [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingo,_Aomori#Local_attractions Japanese village]] claims that Jesus studied theology in Japan during the missing years. Not only that, but when he was sentenced to death by the Romans, he pulled a TwinSwitch with his brother Isukiri, who [[HeroicSacrifice sacrificed himself]] for Jesus. Jesus then returned to Japan, married, had a family, and [[CallToAgriculture lived as a farmer]] in said village until dying peacefully at 106. It should be noted that [[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-little-known-legend-of-jesus-in-japan-165354242/ most of the residents aren't Christians and treat the story more like a beloved local legend]].
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83	* ''Webcomic/{{Tomics}}'' uses this premise as a plotline for many strips. A lot of them focus on the life of young Jesus, and how he interacts with people like his parents Mary and Joseph and with his cousin John the Baptist.
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89	* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' shows him as a teenager, trying to deal with God being an absentee father who's shacked up with a bimbo.
90	-->'''Jesus:''' Uhh, hey dad, so um... Things aren't working out too well here. Can I come stay with you for a while?
91	-->'''God:''' Gosh, you know, I'd love to, son, but this isn't a very good time right now. ''[=Hangs up and returns to the girl in his bed=]''\
92	'''God:''' Alright then, now where were we?
93	-->'''Girl:''' Right about here. ''[=Holds up a condom=]''\
94	'''God:''' Awww, come on baby, it's my birthday!\
95	'''Girl:''' No.
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101	* The non-canonical [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infancy_Gospel_of_Thomas Infancy Gospel of Thomas]] (not to be confused with the completely different, also non-canonical [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Thomas Gospel of Thomas]]) covers this. Including a young Jesus killing another child [[spoiler: [[BackFromTheDead before bringing him back]]]], and Jesus making insects and snakes out of mud and bringing them to life.
102	* A cartoon in now-defunct ''Magazine/{{Punch}}'' magazine showed the young Jesus inexpertly butchering a piece of carpentry. Joseph is seen shaking his head and remarking to Mary
103	-->''I hope he finds another trade soon, Mary. He's useless at carpentry!''
104	* ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Urantia_Book The Urantia Book]]'', a [[{{Doorstopper}} very lengthy]] tome first published in 1955, claiming to be a collection of revelations about religion and cosmology channeled from celestial beings, has an entire section called "The Life and Teachings of Jesus" that includes an extremely detailed account of his birth and childhood, starting with an exact day and time of his birth (the 7th of August, 7 BCE, at noon).
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