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9	->'''Billy:''' Well, I'm intrigued by the rhythmic modulation, yet daunted by the coordinating movements of the appendages.\
10	'''Zack:''' Say what?\
11	'''Trini:''' He can't dance.
12	-->-- ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers''
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14	All the heroes are gearing up for the big sock-hop at the discotheque, but one character wants to stay behind. "What?" his friends ask incredulously. "You can't refuse to go! It's the big dance! It's the event of the season! It's being thrown in your honor!"
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16	The reluctant character then grudgingly admits his Terrible Secret: ''He doesn't know how to dance!'' No worries, though; a [[TrainingMontage single scene]] practicing his two-step and he'll be tripping the light fantastic in no time. ''Usually.''
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18	Watch the wording here: If a character says he ''doesn't'' dance, that usually means [[YouSaidYouCouldntDance he can]] but he [[YouDidntAsk never told you]]. If he says he ''won't'' dance, that means his heart won't let his feet do things that they should do. If he says he ''can't'' dance, however, he can be anything from needlessly modest to legitimately terrible. Then there's the ones that don't warn you first at all...
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20	Unlike the character fitting its {{sister trope}}, this character is either painfully aware or near-wholeheartedly convinced that he legitimately SucksAtDancing.
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22	!!Examples:
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26	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
27	* In ''Manga/EmmaAVictorianRomance'', Richard Jones meets his future wife at a ball and she asks him if it is okay to dance when (in her words) she's terrible at it. Thinking she's being overly modest, Richard proceeds, only to get kicked in the shin.
28	* In ''Anime/HisCooolSehaGirls'', [[Platform/SegaGenesis Mega Drive]] is daunted by the task of dancing in ''VideoGame/SpaceChannel5''.
29	* In ''Manga/SoulEater'', Maka usually says she can't dance. When she dances with Soul or her father, she lets them lead.
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33	[[folder:Comic Books]]
34	* Happens in an ''ComicBook/ArchieComics'' story; Dilton doesn't know how to dance, so he builds a pair of shoes that dance for him, making him a sensation at the school dance. Then [[LightningCanDoAnything lightning strikes]], the shoes go whack, and things don't end well.
35	* ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}'': In ''Recap/AsterixAndTheActress'', we learn that Asterix is a terrible dancer (unlike Obelix).
36	* ''ComicBook/StarWarsDarthVader'': Vader arrives on Shu-torun and a [[DancesAndBalls formal dance]] is performed in his honor. One of the aristocrats tries to [[TooDumbToLive provoke Vader by insisting he join the dance]]. Vader floats him up in the air using the Force, tosses him around a bit, then drops him.
37	-->'''Vader:''' Do any others wish to be my partner? ''[StunnedSilence]'' I thought not.
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40	[[folder:Fan Works]]
41	* In ''Fanfic/BeyondHeroes: Of Sunshine and Red Lyrium'', [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition Inquisitor]] [[VideoGame/DragonAgeII Bethany Hawke]] admits to Varric that she's uneasy about attending the Empress's masquerade ball because of this. She clarifies that Free Marches dancing isn't hard, but she doesn't know the appropriate step for an Orlesian soiree. Cue LessonsInSophistication for the remainder of the chapter.
42	* ''Fanfic/ShadowsOverMeridian'': In Chapter 23, though Tyrian doesn't say this, he's uncharacteristically nervous when Rosetta asks him to dance with her since he never thought any girl would do that. She advises him to relax, and he gets over his nervousness as he starts impressing her with his agile tricks and even ends up engaging in a dance duel with a Ninja Khan.
43	* In ''Fanfic/ShipsAhoy'', before Square Dance Night starts, O'Donahue admits to Oprah that he has no idea how to square-dance. She assures him that he'll be fine and that there are agents who are probably worse than him at dancing, but it doesn't help -- what follows is an EpicFail montage of him running into everyone else, missing cues, and being so bad at calling out the moves involved with square dancing that he develops stage fright and runs off when Old Missie permits him to step down. The dance then changes into a waltz, but O'Donahue doesn't fare much better at it and becomes so embarrassed that he hides in a corner for the rest of the night.
44	* [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition Cullen]]'s ability to dance (or lack thereof) is a minor RunningGag in ''Fanfic/SkyholdAcademyYearbook''.
45	* During the Moon Festival in ''Fanfic/TheVow'', Shen ends up bringing Lianne to an ongoing dance while looking for something to distract her from homesickness. Even though Shen's not very experienced with dancing, he participates to save face. Fortunately, Lianne catches up on Shen's unease and gives him tips on how to dance.
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48	[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
49	* In ''WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'', Tiana says in an early scene that she "has no time for dancing", and later she reveals that she's never danced before. Naveen quickly teaches her how... which is impressive, given that [[BewitchedAmphibians they're both frogs at the time]].
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52	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
53	* ''Film/AmericanPie'': In ''American Wedding'', Jim admits he can't dance in preparation for his wedding. Stifler teaches him.
54	* This is actually a plot point in ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger'', and what makes Steve so [[{{Adorkable}} adorably dorky]].
55	%%* Dante from ''Film/ClerksII''.
56	* In ''Film/DISCO2017'', Travis makes this very excuse as to why he would not want to go to a club. [[BrickJoke We eventually get to see a drunk Travis dance and it actually is pretty bad]]. Rudy can't dance either, but this doesn't stop him from enjoying himself.
57	-->'''Crystal:''' Are you a good dancer? \
58	'''Rudy:''' Actually I'm terrible. We're all terrible. Competition happens so late at night and everyone's so drunk they think we dance like professionals.
59	* Luke Davenport in ''Film/FirstKid''. His bodyguard Sammy Sims helps him learn in time for a school dance.
60	* In ''Film/{{Footloose}}'', when Willard reveals to Ren that he cannot dance, the latter challenges him to a TrainingMontage of HoYay [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8S3OVzof8s dance practice]].
61	* In ''Film/AKnightsTale'', Will is invited to the champion's ball after his first tournament, but he doesn't want to go because he doesn't know how to dance. He gets training from his blacksmith, [[TheSmurfettePrinciple the only girl in his entourage]], and ends up inventing his own dance (to the tune of "[[Music/DavidBowie Golden Years]]") later.
62	* ''Film/TheManFromUNCLE2015'': When Gaby Teller starts dancing in their hotel room, Illya Kuryakin refuses to play along, stating that it's both because he can't dance and [[TheStoic because he won't]]. Gaby then [[BelligerentSexualTension decides to wrestle him instead.]]
63	* ''Film/MissPettigrewLivesForADay'': Miss Pettigrew is trying to stifle her attraction to the charming and engaged Joe Blomfield, so when he asks her to dance, she gives the excuse, "Alas, I can dance nothing but the waltz." Cue the jazz band playing... a waltz.
64	* The introduction of BetaCouple Mac and Jessie in ''Film/ShesAllThat'':
65	-->'''Jessie:''' I can't dance.\
66	'''Mac:''' I go to school with 500 chicks.
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69	[[folder:Literature]]
70	* In ''Literature/TheAchilleid'', Achilles has to dance alongside the daughters of Lycomedes to keep up his disguise, but he resents having to do something girly so much that he fumbles into all the girls and ruins the dance.
71	* Gerald of the ''Literature/ElephantAndPiggie'' books can't dance, because it's something elephants can't do -- he even has a GreatBigBookOfEverything that says so.
72	* In ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire,'' [[TheChosenOne Harry]] says this after learning that, as Hogwarts co-Champion, he not only has to get a date for the Yule Ball, he's expected to help open it (i.e., dancing in front of the whole school with only the other, older Champions and their dates out on the floor with him). [[SternTeacher Professor McGonagall]] is naturally hearing none of it.
73	* In ''Literature/LogHorizon'', Shiroe cannot dance. He still gets roped into a dance at a ball for diplomatic reasons, but fortunately his partner Henrietta knows how to dance and leads. Later, he and Akatsuki dance privately... but neither of them really know how to, and Akatsuki questions whether what they're doing really qualifies as "dancing".
74	* Joanne Walker of ''Literature/TheWalkerPapers'' insists she can't dance, but when her friends get her to go out clubbing, she has a good time anyway.
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77	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
78	* ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
79	** In the season 1 episode "[[Recap/AngelS01E13She She]]", Angel is at a party Cordelia is hosting. He's trying to fit in, chatting with a girl, when she asks him if he wants to dance. [[ImagineSpot Cut to Angel flailing around wildly, a big grin on his face, while the girl looks on in horror]]. Cut back to a closeup of Angel as he deadpans, "I don't dance." You can see it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCYlsFagq_k here]]. However, he proves quite adept at slow dancing in ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''.
80	** Wesley can't dance but appears to be [[SucksAtDancing oblivious of this fact]].
81	* ''Series/AustinAndAlly'': Ally is fully aware that she is a bad dancer, but she doesn't care that people don't like her dancing. She even makes a dancing video called "The Ally Way", which ironically becomes very popular.
82	* In one episode of ''Series/{{Chuck}}'', the eponymous character must learn to dance in order to get close to the Terrorist of the Week. It's even titled "[[Recap/ChuckS1E03ChuckVsTheTango Chuck Vs. the Tango]]".
83	* ''Series/TheDoctorOzShow'': Dr. Oz can't dance. He does try, however, very enthusiastically.
84	* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
85	** When Rose asks the Doctor to dance in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances The Doctor Dances]]", she initially assumes that he can't, and he's a bit irritated, but can't remember how to do it, probably because it's been a while. By the end of the episode, he remembers how to dance again.
86	** When Reinette invites the Doctor to a ball in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace The Girl in the Fireplace]]", he's insistent that he can't go because she's supposed to dance with the king at that ball. She persuades him to come anyway.
87	* An episode of ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' was supposed to use this trope, with Mal unable to keep up with Inara during a formal dance, but the final product didn't have the desired effect. Creator/NathanFillion and Creator/MorenaBaccarin spent so much time rehearsing the scene that Nathan competently learned the entire dance and was not able to reproduce his previous clumsy efforts. Eventually, Creator/JossWhedon decided to insert a line in post-production with Mal saying that this was a dance he actually knew, instead of re-shooting the scene and creating a mishap.
88	* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': Niles accepts an invitation to a charity ball only to realise his date is going to want to ''dance'' at some point. This is a problem as his ex-wife [[TheGhost Maris]] never wanted to dance in public, so he never had to learn how. Daphne steps in to teach him which Niles [[DanceOfRomance greatly enjoys]]. When his date cancels Daphne offers to go with him instead
89	* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
90	** Chandler insists that he doesn't dance at weddings because he knows he's no good at it. He demonstrates with some [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwM8km0ALbo incredibly awkward]] "dance moves" that involve shaking his hands and lifting his feet in an uncoordinated way. When he and Monica get married, he tries to surprise her by taking dance lessons, but at the reception his shoes are so slippery he's forced to go back to his old moves.
91	** Joey's VeryFakeResume claims that he has multiple years of dance training in ballet, tap and modern dance. When he actually has to dance, the best he can do is bobbing his head and swinging his arms in a circle in front of him.
92	* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': Finn is well aware that he can't dance, and considering the show is about show choirs, it becomes an issue since he can't keep up with choreography. In the episode "Born This Way", the students' assignment is to print out their greatest insecurity on a t-shirt and embrace it. Finn's reads "CAN'T DANCE".
93	* ''Series/GoodLuckCharlie'': Teddy is shown to be a terrible dancer in one episode involving a {{Talent Contest}}. She makes exploding moves and makes such bad movements that Spencer faked an injury to avoid entering the talent show with Emmett. She dances with Emmett instead and ends up injuring everyone onstage.
94	* ''Series/{{Haven}}'' has Nathan Wuornos. He has the excuse that he [[FeelNoPain can't feel his feet]]. He is able to slow dance with Audrey Parker because her AntiMagic allows him to feel her.
95	* Chef Gordon Ramsay states this once after being invited to dance by a kid in an episode of ''Series/KitchenNightmares''.
96	* In ''Series/LegendOfTheSeeker'', Cara has to pretend to be a princess to rescue Kahlan. When trying to learn the dance, this trope comes into play. As one recap put it "Cara rather adorably turns what was probably a waltz into krumping."
97	* A RunningGag for a time in ''Series/MurdochMysteries''. Inspector Brackenereid gives Murdoch two tickets to a dance and when Murdoch is initially reluctant to take them, his boss makes a crack about dancing not being against Murdoch's religion. Murdoch takes lessons so he can escort Dr. Ogden, and she attends the same school to improve her own skills. Both of them need the help: Murdoch steps on her feet and has to remind her not to lead. In a later episode, when Higgins says Murdoch will waltz in and have the information for which the constables are wearily searching fingerprint cards, Crabtree retorts that Murdoch doesn't waltz: "Believe me, I've seen him try."
98	* In an episode of ''Series/{{Parenthood}}'', Max Braverman is attending a middle school dance to appease his mom Kristina but confesses he isn't sure how to dance, leading Kristina to show him how and them sharing a special moment. It is particularly special because Max has Asperger's, so he doesn't usually like to touch people, and his mom is cherishing a very rare moment.
99	* The ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' episode "The Little Kicks" shows that Elaine is a ''terrible'' dancer, flailing about and kicking her legs. The thing is, she's completely oblivious to it, and everyone else is too afraid to confront her about it.
100	* Subverted in ''Series/{{Sharpe}}''. A lady at a ball asks Sharpe to dance.
101	-->'''Sharpe:''' I do not dance.\
102	'''Lady:''' "Do not" or "cannot"?\
103	'''Sharpe:''' ''Will'' not.
104	* It's a RunningGag in ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' that Clark Kent can't dance. In reality, his actor, Creator/TomWelling, [[IronyAsSheIsCast is quite talented]].
105	* ''Series/{{Starman}}'': In "One for the Road", the alien title character Paul is a chaperone at a school dance. At first, he refrains from dancing when invited by one of the teachers because he doesn't know how, but when dragged onto the dance floor he soon picks it up (as he tends to do with skills and languages). As he gets into it, he [[ActorAllusion briefly adopts]] the StayingAliveDancePose his actor Creator/RobertHays famously parodied in ''Film/{{Airplane}}''.
106	* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'': In "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS4E11DatasDay Data's Day]]", Data asks Dr. Crusher to teach him to dance, but neglects to mention that it's for Keiko and O'Brien's wedding, so she starts off teaching him to tap dance (which he of course masters in 2 minutes). When Dr. Crusher starts teaching him a dance more suitable for the occasion, he has a much harder time of it at first because he's too close to her to see what her feet are doing (causing him to repeatedly step on them).
107	* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'':
108	** In "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E19Lifesigns Lifesigns]]", the Doctor reveals that he literally cannot dance, because it's not in his program. He gets to dance at the end of the episode, having added the necessary subroutines.
109	** Also Seven of Nine, when she goes on her first date in "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS5E21SomeoneToWatchOverMe Someone to Watch Over Me]]". Lt. Chapman asks her for a dance, and she's insecure for a moment, as she has never had dancing lessons. Then her competitive nature gets the better of her, and she goes to the dance floor with Chapman... and winds up [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength accidentally breaking the poor guy's arm]].
110	* ''Series/StrangerThings'': In [[Recap/StrangerThingsS2E9ChapterNineTheGate the second season finale]], after nearly a year's separation, Mike and Eleven finally get to go to the Snow Ball... only for both to admit that, since they're both 13-year-olds (and Eleven spent the first 12 years of her life as a human experiment), neither of them know how to dance. Mike suggests they figure it out together.
111	* ''Series/Titans2018'': [[Series/DoomPatrol2019 Cliff Steele]] laments that no one would want to dance with him now he's in a robot body. Rachel says that she would, and then proceeds to do the Robot.
112	-->'''Cliff:''' She can stay.
113	* ''Series/Zoey101'': Chase is well aware that he is a terrible dancer, so when Zoey's partner for the PCA Dance Contest gets run over, he has Michael and Logan training him for two days straight. [[spoiler:We never get to see the result, as he oversleeps from exhaustion.]]
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116	[[folder:Music]]
117	* Music video clip variant: This is how group member Sara Dallin described the collective style of Music/{{Bananarama}} ("shonky", or amazingly uncoordinated).
118	* Music/KateMillerHeidke gave us "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lOvuGNtdZ8 Can't Shake It]]".
119	-->Tried movin' my body to the latest hit\
120	Someone called the nurse, thought I was havin' a fit\
121	I execute the moonwalk like I stepped in [[PrecisionFStrike shit]], I can't take it
122	* Music/FrankZappa's send up of 1970s pickup/disco culture "Dancing Fool":
123	-->''The beat goes on, and I'm so wrong...''
124	* The song "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB5sJw_QERo I Can't Dance]]" by Bonaparte.
125	-->I can read, I can write, I can shout, I can fight, I can kiss, I can bite, I can do it if I like, but everyone says I can't dance!
126	* The Music/{{Genesis\|Band}} song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtjqxZMqMTA "I Can't Dance"]]. Bonus points for the fact that the name of the album from which it came was ''Music/WeCantDance''.
127	-->I can't dance, I can't talk\
128	The only thing about me is the way that I walk\
129	I can't dance, I can't sing\
130	I'm just standing here sellin' everything
131	* "I Can't Dance" by Music/TomTHall (and later Gram Parsons).
132	* Played with in "I Don't Dance" by Music/LeeBrice:
133	-->I don't dance, but here I am\
134	Spinning you 'round and 'round in circles\
135	It ain't my style, but I don't care\
136	I'd do anything with you anywhere\
137	Guess you got me in the palm of your hand\
138	'Cause I don't dance
139	* Played with in Music/{{Shenandoah}}'s "If Bubba Can Dance (I Can Too)." Bubba learns to dance from an instructional video tape, and the singer, who was embarrassed to get on the dance floor because of this trope, figures if Bubba isn't afraid to try, he shouldn't be either.
140	-->Yeah, now Bubba can scoot, Bubba can slide\
141	Bubba can two-step, Bubba can glide\
142	I never though he had the nerve, he never said a word\
143	Well, everybody in the place stand back and give me some room\
144	'Cause if Bubba can dance I can too
145	* Music/MyChemicalRomance: "You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it."
146	* Franck Crumit's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOrmxab4rvg "Stumbling"]]:
147	-->I can't dance, took a chance, And right then we started\
148	Stumbling all around, stumbling all around, Stumbling all around, so funny\
149	Stumbling here and there, stumbling everywhere, And I must declare\
150	I stepped right on her toes, and when she bumped my nose, I fell, and when I rose, I felt ashamed!
151	* Music/LLCoolJ's "You Can't Dance" is a hilarious TakeThat, making a good case that some people just shouldn't try.
152	* "Your Mama Don't Dance" by Loggins & Messina.
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155	[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
156	* Wrestling/SaraDelRey protested that she couldn't dance when Courtney Rush tried to coax her into a dance-off on Wrestling/{{SHIMMER}} Volume 44. Rush would later boast to showing the world that Del Rey could indeed dance, though given Rush herself is not a very rhythmic specimen, the statement should be taken with a grain of salt.
157	* {{Subverted\|Trope}} on Wrestling/WWERaw when United States Champion [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] finally gave in to Wrestling/EveTorres, Wrestling/GailKim, and The Wrestling/BellaTwins, who had been demanding he dance, despite his protests. Outside of an ill-advised split, he did pretty well for someone so against it.
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160	[[folder:Theatre]]
161	* Willard's big secret in both the movie and musical version of ''Film/{{Footloose}}'' is that he "can't dance". In the musical, he actually quotes the title verbatim: "I can't do this! I can't dance!" Cue the shrieking from Rusty and the other kids. He eventually learns over the course of "Let's Hear It for the Boy".
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164	[[folder:Video Games]]
165	* When Elizabeth tries to coax [[ByronicHero Booker]] into dancing with her during ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite'', he rebuffs her with a gruff "I don't dance." [[spoiler:Subverted with Comstock in ''[[VideoGame/BioShockInfiniteBurialAtSea Burial at Sea]]''.]]
166	* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'': Being an ex-Templar who had been training with the order since his early teens, Cullen keeps telling people this at the imperial ball. It doesn't stop them from asking; he's actually somewhat mobbed by interested courtiers. He gets into a little trouble if he's romanced since he accidentally rejects the question coming from his Inquisitorial ladylove, but he apologizes quickly, explaining that he never learned how to dance. At the end of the quest, he'll ask ''her'', saying that "For you, I'll try."
167	* In ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'', Squall protests that he can't dance. When he's forcibly dragged onto the dance floor, he trips all over himself a lot until Rinoa finally gets him to loosen up, after which he [[YouSaidYouCouldntDance makes a liar of himself]] by nailing the remainder of the waltz perfectly. Later on, Squall admits to Rinoa that [=SeeDs=] are trained in a number of social skills to help with subterfuge, one of which is dancing in case of the need to approach a target or contact at a formal party.
168	* The DancePartyEnding of ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'' reveals a shocking twist: [[spoiler:Johnny Gat can't dance for shit]].
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171	[[folder:Web Animation]]
172	* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' has Neptune Vasilias, for whom this is his shame and why he never invites the girls he [[TheCasanova hits on]] to go dancing. In a later scene he actually is seen dancing [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]]... and it's true, he ''really'' can't dance.
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175	[[folder:Webcomics]]
176	* In ''Webcomic/EarsForElves'', this and YouSaidYouCouldntDance are played with:
177	** Tanna protests that she doesn't dance when Luero tries (and succeeds) to drag her into the dancing at the Taurëcuiva Festival, but she's actually rather good...
178	--->'''Tanna:''' ''[[http://www.earsforelves.com/archives/348 Dance!?]]'' I don't dance!\
179	'''Luero:''' I believe you mean you ''won't'' dance. And you're about to be proven wrong.\
180	'''Tanna:''' [[http://www.earsforelves.com/archives/349 Okay fine]], it's not that I can't dance -- I mean of course I learned how. I just haven't danced in a while.
181	** ...[[InvertedTrope unlike Luero]], even though he told her to follow his lead. A few minutes after her reluctant entry to the dance floor:
182	--->'''Tanna:''' [[http://www.earsforelves.com/archives/351 Oh gods!]] You're terrible!!
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185	[[folder:Web Videos]]
186	* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick is a ''hilariously'' bad dancer.
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188
189	[[folder:Western Animation]]
190	* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'' episode "[[Recap/AmphibiaS1E22HopPopAndLock Hop Pop and Lock]]", to impress his crush Sylvia, Hop Pop challenges his old rival Monroe to a dance-off, despite being dangerously clumsy and uncoordinated to the point that his random chaotic gyrations are considered horrifying. Anne is able to train him to at least be competent on the dance floor, but it turns out that Monroe is simply a far better dancer, forcing Hop Pop to resort to "freestyle"... as in his own bizarre dance routine. Fortunately, that turns out to be exactly what Sylvia is into...
191	* ''Literature/TheBerenstainBears'': One episode of the cartoon has Brother Bear trying to get out of the annual Bear Country Jamboree by admitting to his parents that he can't dance. Mama Bear helps him learn how to dance by telling him to imagine the dance moves as sports moves since Brother is an excellent athlete.
192	* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/ChalkZone'' revolves around the fact that Rudy can't dance and he's going to be dancing with Penny the next night at the school dance, so he takes lessons in Chalkzone. When he finally learns, he finds out that Penny has trouble herself!
193	* This is the plot of the pilot episode for ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'', in which Roger goes up to Doug before a costume dance the same day and tells him that he (Doug) can't dance.
194	* Ed of ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' protests that he can't dance when Rolf invitee him to participate in dancing to a folk song from TheOldCountry, until he finds out that the "dance" simply consists of two people smacking the hell out of each other and yelling "That's my horse!", which Ed can do just fine.
195	* Parodied in ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' when Peter fondly remembers how a beloved teacher taught him to dance "just in time" for prom. In a flashback, we see that his "lesson" was an elaborate song-and-dance number during which Peter clearly already dances like a pro.
196	* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'', Fred and Barney decided to take ballroom dance lessons so that they could surprise Wilma and Betty by taking them dancing. In order to keep their wives from finding out, they join the Bedrock Volunteer Fire Department (which is a scam run by the men of Bedrock to allow them to get away from their wives; [[FridgeLogic since all buildings in Bedrock are made of stone, they can't catch fire]]).
197	* In the ''Literature/{{Franklin}} and Friends'' episode "Franklin and the Firefly Festival", Bear doesn't want to be a part of the firefly festival because he doesn't think he can dance and says as much, but his love for food causes him to do a HappyDance on his own.
198	* ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldSpecials'': Hilariously subverted in "Garfield Gets a Life" when Garfield's owner [[ButtMonkey Jon]] heads out to the dance floor. Jon does an epic dance... but unfortunately, he's doing ''disco'' in the mid-1990s and gets ridiculed by everybody else in the club.
199	-->'''Jon:''' Boy, you learn a dance, and then zango! 14 years later they change it!\
200	'''Garfield:''' Go figure.
201	%%* The topic of a classic '50s ''WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxeL9bdSu-A cartoon.]]
202	* ''WesternAnimation/MollyOfDenali'': Subverted in the episode "[[Recap/MollyOfDenaliS1E23SealDanceSnowboardingQyahStyle Seal Dance]]". Nadia knows a lot of her people's traditional dances, but she struggles with the seal dance specifically, which affects her confidence.
203	* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': Twilight Sparkle is a hilariously terrible dancer, as seen in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E9SweetAndElite Sweet and Elite]]"... though oddly, she's a perfectly capable dancer during the musical numbers. In ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls1 Equestria Girls]]'', there's a HighSchoolDance, and [[HumanityEnsues human-form]] Twilight manages to do the ''exact'' same bad dance, down to being on all fours.
204	* In ''WesternAnimation/SabrinaTheAnimatedSeries'', Sabrina first laughs off Harvey saying this ("It's middle school! Just bite your lower lip and spaz around!"), until he claims that it's a "health hazard" -- he used to take ballet until he knocked over the wall-sized mirror and his instructor had to get stitches. Since then, he's convinced that he can't dance around anyone else without hurting them.
205	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E20LastTapDanceInSpringfield Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]" has this happen to Lisa when she tries taking tap dancing lessons and turns out to be absolutely terrible (though not through any fault of her own: her lessons consist solely of the words "tappa tappa tappa", which [[RuleOfFunny all of the other students manage to turn into instant dancing ability]]). Knowing that Homer and Marge are hoping to see her in the big recital, Lisa puts on a pair of self-tapping dancing shoes that [[MadScientist Professor Frink]] invented. She does pretty well to start, but when her teacher goes into the big solo, Lisa's shoes force her to follow suit. Then the crowd begins applauding as Lisa's shoes begin to go completely haywire and she can't stop. Homer finally saves the day by tripping Lisa and knocking her off her feet.
206	%%* ''WesternAnimation/SofiaTheFirst'' says this flat-out in one episode.
207	* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'', the prom is coming up, and Buster doesn't know how to dance, so he watches some ''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny'' cartoons to learn how.
208	* ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'': In the "Silly Songs with Larry" segment "Barbara Manatee", Barbara's boyfriend Bill reveals this after she asks him to take her to the ball. As this is a SoapOpera parody (emphasis on the "opera" part), this is taken as a huge shock and [[RuleOfDrama she plans to leave him over it]].
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212	* A popular story about UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln is that he met his future wife, Mary Todd, at a dance, and introduced himself with the line "Madame, I am about to give you the worst dance of your life."
213	* Despite being one of the most dazzling horsemen of his time, Joachim Murat was no ''cavalier'' [[note]]''Cavalier'' means both "horseman" and "dance partner" in French[[/note]]. During balls, he stood on the side, holding his wife's fan and gloves while she danced.
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