Line #4 Main/ComicallyCrossEyed


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2	[[caption-width-right:247:Double viewing pleasure, according to Ben Turpin.]]
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4	->''"Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed."''
5	-->-- '''Austin Powers''', ''Film/AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''
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7	People with crossed eyes or taking on a crossed eyes expression are a StockJoke in popular culture. They are either seen as silly, crazy or stupid. Whenever they appear you may rest assured that they will see double, accidentally drop something out of their hands or speak with a goofy voice. Can be combined with a ManiacTongue sticking out from under their lips.
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9	In RealLife ''strabismus'' is a serious condition and poking fun of it is likely to offend some people, as it's a relatively common disorder. Despite this it's still an {{Acceptable Target\|s}} in most circles, and mockery of strabismus is surprisingly common even in modern media.
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11	They may also be shown to see double, note that this isn't always the case in real life, especially for people who have had strabismus since early childhood, as their brain has usually adapted by ignoring the image coming from the deviating eye.
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13	See also FishEyes.
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16	!!Examples:
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19	[[folder:Asian Animation]]
20	* ''Animation/BreadBarbershop'': In "Hello Sausage", one of the bully sausage dogs who torments Sausage has a constant cross-eyed expression that makes him look doofier than the other, more thuggish sausage dogs.
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23	[[folder:Comic Books]]
24	* ''ComicStrip/{{Nero}}'': In ''Koeketiene'' Nero is reminded of the giant weasel in his basement (Long story!) from the previous story ''De Orde van de Wellustige Wezel'' ("The Order of the Voluptuous Weasel"). When he realizes he hasn't fed the animal yet he quickly runs down and notices the poor creature is literally "looking cross-eyed from hunger" (this is a pun on the Dutch expression ''scheel zien van de honger'' (looking cross-eyed from hunger).)
25	* ''De Geuzen'': In one album a soldier (shown from the back) reports to his officer that he saw four prisoners escape. The general says: "Four? We only held two people captive. How can this be?" To which the soldier replies (shown in close-up so that the reader can see he is cross-eyed): "Er... I don't know sir."
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28	[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
29	* ''WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland'': The completely insane Mad Hatter and March Hare often take on cross-eyed expression.
30	* Ed from ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' is the most dim-witted of the LaughablyEvil TerribleTrio of hyenas, and fittingly, he has FishEyes (as well as a ManiacTongue).
31	* Gerald the sea lion from ''WesternAnimation/FindingDory'' has FishEyes (despite being one of the few characters that is ''not'' a fish), and is a bit of a ButtMonkey.
32	* Miss Crawley from ''WesternAnimation/{{Sing}}'' actually has a GlassEye that constantly deviates upwards, because of this, her eyes never look focused.
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35	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
36	* ''Film/AustinPowers'': Austin's standard reaction to being hit in the crotch, and when he over thinks about Time Travel.
37	* ''Film/JourDeFete'': Francois the mailman is trying to get a villager to hammer a post into the ground. The villager keeps hitting the wrong end of the post. When Francois observes that the villager is cross-eyed, he puts a second nail on the left side of the post and tells the villager to keep aiming at the right side. After the villager hammers the left side nail into the ground, Francois turns him around to the other side and has him do it again.
38	* Silent film comedian Ben Turpin was cross-eyed and used it as a part of his comedic persona. His contract had insured him in case his eyes would ever become straight.
39	** 1932 film ''Film/MakeMeAStar'' is about a [[TheComicallySerious Comically Serious]] rube named Merton, an aspiring actor who thinks he's making a dramatic picture when it's actually a slapstick comedy. Merton, who believes in the movies as an expression of high dramatic art, disapproves of {{Slapstick}} and specifically dislikes the Comically Cross-Eyed trope. When he finds out that Ben Turpin, the patron saint of this trope, has been cast in his film, Merton is horrified. Baird the director, who is actually making a slapstick satire of westerns but doesn't want Merton to know what he's starring in, lies and says that Ben Turpin has always dreamed of playing a dramatic role.
40	-->'''Merton''': Those cross-eyed comedies are kind of debasing to a noble art.
41	* One German soldier in ''Film/LaGrandeVadrouille'' is extremely cross-eyed, and yet is the one manning the anti-aircraft gun as the protagonists escape via glider. The movie shows this with a POVCam, by defocusing the camera until there are two images of the plane. [[spoiler:He ends up damaging the recon plane that was tailing the heroes, forcing its pilot to bail.]]
42	* In ''Film/HotShots'', Washout has both crossed and FishEyes. When he becomes an air traffic controller he wears glasses.
43	* In ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'', once the warning shots fired by Spaceball One have one hitting the ship itself, Dark Helmet complains ("I said fire ''across'' her nose, not ''up'' it!")... and it's revealed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sen8Tn8CBA4 the gunner]] and the [[{{Nepotism}} officer who got him the job]] are cross-eyed, explaining the ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy trope.
44	* Downplayed in ''Film/SilenceOfTheLambs'': one of the entomologists Starling consults about the cocoon found at the autopsy of one of Buffalo Bill's victims is noticeably cross-eyed (though not as bad as the comedy examples above). No gag is made of it; it just seems to hint at his good-natured dorkiness (which is confirmed when he ineptly flirts with Starling).
45	** [[GiveGeeksAChance In the novel, they actually start dating.]]
46	* Roger Rabbit in ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' is slightly cross-eyed to go with his goofy personality.
47	* The title character in Steve Martin's ''Film/TheJerk'' invents the "Opti-Grab," a novel accessory for glasses: a handle on the bridge of the nose that allows to take them on or off more easily. He makes millions selling them -- until it's discovered that it causes users to become cross-eyed. [[spoiler: When the case against him goes to trial, the judge and foreman of the jury turn out to both be cross-eyed, too.]]
48	* Eddie's corpse in ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShowLetsDoTheTimeWarpAgain''.
49	* Katherine in ''Film/ChaiLaiAngelsDangerousFlowers''. She is the pet minion of CreepyCrossdresser King Kong and comically inept due to her condition. Her errors include cutting off one of Kong's finger, and shooting him while attempting shoot one of the Chai Lais. [[spoiler:It is eventually revealed that Katherine is actually TheMole for the Chai Lais, so how much of her ineptness is an act is unclear; especially as she stumbles coming down the stairs in Chai Lai headquarters.]]
50	* ''Film/ClarenceTheCrossEyedLion'' (1965) was about a visually impaired and tame king of beasts who is befriended by a physician's daughter. It was spun off for TV as ''Daktari.''
51	* During the sex scene between Mystique and Peter in ''Film/EpicMovie'', Peter asks for [[BreastExpansion a larger bust and ass size]], a "Mamabrow", and [[ChubbyChaser "big flabby grandma arms"/"bingo wings like a fat blue Britney Spears"]]. During a close up shot of her face with her wiggling her tongue, her eyes are yellow and crossed eyed. [[{{Fetish}} This turns him on more]].
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56	* ''Literature/UseOfWeapons''. Cheradenine Zakalwe finds himself stranded in a flood after a military defeat with a prisoner, a cross-eyed female enemy soldier who came close to killing him through dumb luck. It's just one more crazy thing that's happened to him that day, so he handles the situation a lot more philosophically than she does.
57	* The ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' has the character of fishmonger Verity Pushpram, known as "Hammerhead" because of her eye condition; she is presented as the Ankh-Morporkian dystopian version of Dublin's Molly Malone.
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61	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
62	* ''Series/{{Daktari}}''. Clarence the cross-eyed lion was the shows's most popular character.
63	* In Brazilian comedy show ''Casseta & Planeta'', whenever host Maria Paula parodied Deborah Secco, she made to sure to amp the actress' [[http://revistaquem.globo.com/Revista/Quem/foto/0,,14404829,00.jpg slight]] [[http://extra.globo.com/incoming/16516914-9ce-5d2/w640h360-PROP/deborah22222.jpg strabismus]] to [[http://s03.video.glbimg.com/x240/1394842.jpg totally]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTwHs4OgXGU cross-eyed.]]
64	* Atiza from ''Series/OlmosYRobles''.
65	* This trope is behind the plot of ''Series/TheITCrowd'' episode "Calendar Geeks": the highly-attractive women of the seventh floor decide to do a nude calendar to raise money for the cross-eyed, since one of them has a brother who suffers from the condition, and an overjoyed Roy gets asked to be the photographer. Of course, this is ''Series/TheITCrowd'', so shenanigans ensue. Partway through the episode, we even get to see an in-universe PSA about how the cross-eyed are people too.
66	* British comedian Creator/MartyFeldman made a career out of having serious FishEyes, capitalising on this as part of his borderline-lunatic persona: [[SoundtoScreenAdaptation he moved from writing and performing for radio to getting his own TV series]] to showcase his mad comedy, and this ran for several series. The combination of lunatic grin and bulging mad walleyes made him a hypnotic presence in film and TV.
67	* Malva from ''Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower'' has a mild case of crossed eyes. She is a lazy and comical old lady who reads maps upside down.
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70	[[folder:Music]]
71	* Music/JethroTull's album ''[[Music/AqualungJethroTullAlbum Aqualung]]'' has a song called "Cross-Eyed Mary", which is about a schoolgirl who prefers the company of "[[DirtyOldMan leching greys]]" over school boys of her own age.
72	* Music/MickJagger makes a NightmareFace on the cover of the single "Too Much Blood" from Music/{{The Rolling Stones\|Band}} album ''Music/{{Undercover}}'', [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Too_Much_Blood_cover.jpg where he also takes on a goofy cross-eyed look.]]
73	* ''Music/JoesGarage'' by Music/FrankZappa: It's explained in the liner notes that groupie Mary, Joe's girlfriend, has gone cross-eyed dumb from an extended period of time solely performing sexual favours for men.
74	* One fairly common mishearing of a song whose words say, "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear." Despite the silliness of the image (and the [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude improbable given name]]) many people still heard it as "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear."
75	** [[https://www.gladlythecross-eyedbear.org/?fbclid=IwAR2tDEaPULz1Otojc1zySBSzEB0GSj9gMUDQty1-HeQQIBKO05JK3oUGSGI There's an organisation]] based on this mishearing which makes and sends cross-eyed teddy bears (called "Gladlys") around the world.
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78	[[folder:Print Media]]
79	* A 1990s magazine cover of ''[[Magazine/{{MAD}} MAD Magazine]]'' shows the magazine title misspelled as ''MAAD'' with Alfred E. Neuman looking cross-eyed and the caption [[https://www.pinterest.com/pin/472526185873213236/ "Proof Reader Wanted!"]]
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82	[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
83	* A recurring gag in most {{Muppet}} productions is a character getting knocked over by something and falling down, then emerging with crossed eyes. It's common enough to have [[https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Muppets_who_go_cross-eyed its own article]] on the Muppet Wiki. For specific examples:
84	** In [[Recap/TheMuppetShowS2E2 Zero Mostel]]'s episode of ''Series/TheMuppetShow'', after getting smacked down by a mechanical rabbit, Beaker pulls himself back up to the table with crossed eyes. This also doubles as his EstablishingCharacterMoment.
85	** In the first episode of ''Series/FraggleRock'', Red falls on her face and gets trampled over in the span of about a minute, and emerges cross-eyed.
86	** In Creator/WhoopiGoldberg's episode of ''Series/MuppetsTonight'', Rizzo attempts Whoopi's flying act and crashes into a camera, making him go cross-eyed in the process.
87	** In ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'', Bad Polly goes cross-eyed while fighting Samuel Arrow.
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90	[[folder:Theater]]
91	* The Antwerp puppet theatre tradition has a comedic cast character named ''De Schele'' (''The Cross-Eyed One''), who apart from being cross-eyed also speaks with a [[StutterStop stutter]]. The accordionist of the theatre, who invites the people to the stage shows, is also nicknamed ''Schele Vanderlinden'' (''Cross-Eyed Vanderlinden'').
92	* The Dutch play ''De Jantjes'' by Herman Bouber also features a sailor nicknamed ''De Schele'' (''The Cross-Eyed One'')
93	* Creator/JosephineBaker performed a silly ''Ostrich'' dance during her shows, in which she often took on a goofy, cross-eyed expression.
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96	[[folder:Video Games]]
97	* In ''VideoGame/EscapeFromMonkeyIsland'', Guybrush goes cross-eyed in confusion if he tries to listen to the chess players on Lucre Island discuss their chess strategy.
98	* While the cross-eyedness is not so much comedy as it is from him being a kabuki actor, Kyoshiro Senryo from ''VideoGame/SamuraiShodown'' tends to sport this kind of expression from time to time when doing his kabuki poses. It's especially pronounced in his win results screen in the 2019 game.
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101	[[folder:Visual Novels]]
102	* ''VisualNovel/TheGreatAceAttorney'': Crossing one's eyes becomes relevant in the fifth case as stereoscopy is a major plot point. When Susato and Iris demonstrate it to Ryunosuke, their sprites are animated with their eyes crossed, causing dissonance with their cute appearances. Ryunosuke comments that it freaks him out a little.
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105	[[folder:Web Animation]]
106	* According to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-SotN22Tc one episode]] of ''Creator/RoosterTeeth Animated Adventures'', Gavin Free's fellow [[WebVideo/TheSlowMoGuys Slow-Mo Guy]] Dan Gruchy [[HasAType has a fondness]] for cross-eyed girls. The animation plays this trope for slapstick humor.
107	* ''WebAnimation/OverSimplified'': ''Every single'' horses depicted in [=OverSimplified=]'s videos have huge, round eyes and criss-crossed pupils.
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110	[[folder:Webcomics]]
111	* Bee in ''Webcomic/EnnuiGo'' is a spacey, borderline {{Cloudcuckoolander}} whose eyes are so crossed that her irises have formed spirals.
112	* In ''Webcomic/LatchkeyKingdom'', this is the reason Debbie Hives wears an eyepatch: Both her eyes are fine individually.
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115	[[folder:Western Animation]]
116	* Many old {{Cloudcuckoolander}} cartoon characters like WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck, [[WesternAnimation/TexAveryMGMCartoons Screwy Squirrel]] and WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker have a tendency to take on goofy cross-eyed expressions, complete with a ManiacTongue, in their oldest incarnations.
117	* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''
118	** The short ''WesternAnimation/PorkysDuckHunt'' features a cross-eyed hunter whose gun barrels are also crooked. When he tries to shoot down a duck, he ends up shooting ''planes!''
119	** In ''Rebel Without Claws'', Confederate messenger Tweety gets captured by Union intercepter Sylvester and is put before a firing squad, but Sylvester gets shot instead because all the soldiers are cross-eyed.
120	-->'''Sylvester:''' It's a good thing [[CatsHaveNineLives I've got nine lives]]. With ''this'' army, I'll need 'em.
121	** The was the default expression of practically all the denizens of ''WesternAnimation/PorkyInWackyland.'' The Dodo is a subversion(!) as he has no sclerae.
122	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
123	** In "Last Exit to Springfield", Principal Skinner tells a student to straighten his eyes.
124	-->'''Student:''' But I can't!\
125	'''Skinner:''' Oops! Sorry, Quigley.
126	** In "Hurricane Neddy", Lisa is mistaken for a pineapple by a wall-eyed old lady.
127	* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': There's one grey, blonde-maned fan favorite pegasus pony, who has a bubble cutie mark and crossed (or rarely [[FishEyes opposite-facing]]) eyes. The cross-eye was originally an animation mistake, but she became one of the more popular characters in the show and even received a FanNickname: Derpy Hooves. This nickname [[AscendedFanon became canon]] in the episode "The Last Roundup" before some people complained that it was offensive and the creators backpedaled, [[OrwellianRetcon editing the episode to remove said name]]. She was later given the more innocent name Muffins in the episode "Slice of Life", and packaging for her merchandise generally shows a picture of a muffin instead of a name. The episode also focuses on her long enough to show that her eyes' positions aren't fixed, instead listing around as she turns her head, implying it's some kind of lazy eye ailment.
128	* Private of ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' has [[FishEyes outward cross-eyes]], giving him a constantly goofy expression, which is in line with him being childishly naive. He's still TheHeart of the team, and considered the cutest one, and is often the OnlySaneMan compared to his AxCrazy comrades.
129	* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': [=SpongeBob=] sometimes crosses his eyes to look extra silly for the sake of a gag.
130	* ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'': Stimpy is also prone to crossing his eyes now and then.
131	* In the ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' episode "[[Recap/RickAndMortyS1E10CloseRickCountersOfTheRickKind Close Rick-counters of the Rick kind]]", Doofus Rick, one of Rick's alternate reality versions who is [[GoodIsDumb less intelligent but more kindhearted]] than the other Ricks, is cross-eyed.
132	* Anything the Mexico-based Gamma Productions animated for Creator/JayWard and Creator/TotalTelevision (such as ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle'', ''WesternAnimation/TennesseeTuxedoAndHisTales'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Underdog}}'') would often give characters a cross-eyed look, even on more serious or competent characters!
133	* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'': While a giant animatronic monster stomps around in "[[Recap/TotalDramaMonsterCash Monster Cash]]", Chris announces that the challenges will be movie-based and the starter challenge revolves around the monster movie genre. Because this is obvious, he ends his announcement with "Duh!" while crossing his eyes.
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136	[[folder:Real Life]]
137	* Grand Prince Vasily II of Moscow had a son, who was nicknamed ''Vasily the Cross-Eyed'' by historians.
138	* In the early 2010s an opossum named Heidi had a cross-eyed look on her face and became a meme as a result.
139	* Otters are often associated with looking cross-eyed. In some languages, like Dutch, "schele otter" ("cross-eyed otter") is an insult. This despite the fact that in real life otters aren't cross eyed at all.
140	* Bruno Gesche, one of UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler's handpicked bodyguards, was cross-eyed, causing Hitler to joke that he was more worried about being shot by him than an assassin. Knowing about the risks of BodyguardBetrayal, Hitler was more interested in personal loyalty than ability.
141	* According to several of his ''SNL'' castmates, Creator/ChrisFarley would often try and get them to [[{{Corpsing}} crack up during sketches]] by staring cross-eyed at them from offstage.
142	* Julia Boggs Grant, first lady to UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant, had strabismus, and so her photographs usually showed her in profile, although this didn't stop her from being an avid reader and skilled pianist. Ulysses didn't seem to mind.
143	--> "Did I not see you and fall in love with you with these same eyes? I like them just as they are, and now, remember, you are not to interfere with them. They are mine and let me tell you, Mrs. Grant, you had better not make any experiments, as I might not like you half so well with any other eyes."
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