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22	Coffins make handy places to store items other than corpses. After all, most people are a [[DiscouragingConcealment trifle squeamish about opening something that might contain a dead body]]. This trope is a when a coffin, sarcophagus or other container intended for human remains is used to conceal something else.
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24	A SisterTrope to CrammingTheCoffin, which is when a coffin is used to dispose of an extra body. If a coffin is used to smuggle a living body, that's BodybagTrick.
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26	JustForFun/NotToBeConfusedWith hiding the corpse's own belongings with him/her.
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28	Compare SenselessViolins and TreasureChestCavity.
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31	!!Examples:
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36	* In ''ComicBook/BatLash'' #2, an undertaker is secretly selling rifles to the local Indians and smuggling them in coffins.
37	* The Ventriloquist's original debut in ''ComicBook/{{Batman}}'' had an especially gruesome case: drugs are smuggled through customs a coffin... ''inside'' the corpse of a henchman who'd [[YouHaveFailedMe failed]] him one time too many.
38	* In ''ComicBook/TheFurtherAdventuresOfIndianaJones'' #28, smuggler Peter Wade uses a coffin that is supposed to contain a Chinese mummy destined to Dr. Jones' museum to smuggle in what he believes to be a shipment of arms bound for [[UsefulNotes/TheTroubles the IRA]].
39	* In ''ComicBook/JonahHex'' # 21 (original series), Jonah's pa hides a bag of stolen gold inside a coffin in the local undertaker's. By the time he manages to get back to it, the coffin is placed inside a mine and buried with dynamite: the deceased's last wishes being to entombed in the mine he had devoted his life to working.
40	* In the second-ever ''ComicBook/PlasticMan'' story, Eel O'Brian infiltrates a gang who are using coffins to smuggle drugs from Mexico to the US.
41	* ''ComicBook/{{Tintin}}'': ''[[Recap/TintinCigarsOfThePharaoh Cigars of the Pharaoh]]'' has coffins are used for smuggling what in most cases is presumably opium. Three coffins are used to transport Tintin, Snowy and Dr. Sarcophagus instead, but the smugglers don't realize until after the coffins have already been thrown overboard at the sign of approaching coastguards.
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45	* ''ComicStrip/DickTracy'': After Cinn murders George Ozone, she disposes of the murder weapon by hiding it in a stranger's coffin.
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48	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
49	* Played with in ''Film/AmericanGangster''. Frank Lucas and his smuggling ring used coffins carrying dead US soldiers back to the United States to smuggle heroin from South East Asia, though the drugs were hidden in the pallets used to carry them rather than the coffins.
50	* Drugs are being smuggled inside dead bodies in ''Film/BadBoysII'', leading to a BlackComedy scene where the two cops have to search various bodies in the morgue, including a well-endowed female corpse.
51	-->'''Mike Lowery::''' What? [[ILoveTheDead I ain't doin' nothin'.]] What am I gonna do with these big-ass fake dead titties?
52	* In ''Film/BreakheartPass'', Deakin discovers the coffins in the baggage car are filled with rifles.
53	* In ''Film/DiamondsAreForever'':
54	** James Bond impersonates a diamond smuggler he has killed and smuggles the diamonds inside the corpse inside a coffin.
55	--->'''Felix Leiter:''' I give up. I know the diamonds are in the body, but where?\
56	'''Bond:''' Alimentary, Dr. Leiter...
57	** When Bond is trapped in a coffin and about to be cremated alive the coffin he's trapped in is supposed to have the $50,000 he was to be paid for smuggling, which is how they lured him into the coffin in the first place.
58	* The eponymous [[TheGunslinger gunslinger]] in ''Film/{{Django}}'' drags a coffin with a machine gun hidden inside behind him wherever he goes.
59	* ''Film/TheFastestGunAlive'': After [[FakingTheDead faking George's death]], the townsfolk place his gun inside the coffin full of stones they bury in his grave.
60	* In Brazilian erotic Western spoof ''Film/AGunmanNamedPapaco'', the titular gunman drags a coffin containing some precious merchandise that he intends to sell, and his enemies repeatedly try to steal. It's ultimately revealed to be [[spoiler:a bunch of dildos]].
61	* In the shootout in ''Film/Hero1997'', Brother Tam's coffin actually contains Brother Tam, who isn't dead at all, and at least twenty different guns. Allowing him to leap out of the coffin and start firing away at mooks left and right.
62	* ''[=HHhH=]'' (a.k.a. ''Film/TheManWithTheIronHeart''). The assassins who killed UsefulNotes/ReinhardHeydrich plan to evade the subsequent dragnet by getting smuggled out of Prague in coffins from the church crypt they are hiding in. Unfortunately, the German authorities track them down first.
63	* ''Film/{{Highway61}}'': Bangs uses the dead body to hide drugs. They travel with the coffin strapped to the roof of the car.
64	* In ''Film/JohnnyEnglish'', henchmen smuggle away the Crown Jewels in a coffin, and drive off in a hearse to complete the illusion. Of course, Johnny gives chase but gets lost and ends up following a real hearse, leading to him tactlessly interrupting a funeral to investigate the coffin.
65	* In the original ''Film/{{Oceans 11}}'', Danny Ocean and his crew plan on smuggling back the money stolen from the Vegas casinos in a coffin. [[spoiler:Their plan is thwarted when the widow opts for cremation]].
66	* In the FilmSerial ''Secret Service in Darkest Africa'' (1943). After being given permission to bury their dead in Allied territory, the evil Nazis callously dispose of the bodies and fill the coffins with explosives for their secret agents to pick up later.
67	* At the start of ''Film/SomeLikeItHot'', bootleggers dressed as undertakers are driving a hearse containing a coffin filled with bottles of bootleg booze.
68	* In ''Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines'', the cemetery fight scene is justified by [[spoiler:Sarah Connor]] choosing to be secretly cremated so [[spoiler:her]] coffin could be used to hide [[spoiler:a weapons cache]].
69	* The gangsters in the 1947 film ''Film/TheyMadeMeAFugitive'' use coffins for smuggling drugs.
70	* In the French film ''Film/TheTripAcrossParis'' (''La traversée de Paris'') (1956), a coffin is used to smuggle a black market pig past the checkpoints in Nazi-occupied Paris.
71	* Millard's plan is to kill Evel Knievel in Mexico and smuggle cocaine in the van carrying Knievel's body back into the United States in ''Film/VivaKnievel''.
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75	* There is a well-circulated joke in Spanish-speaking circles about a Cuban exiled sending the corpse of a deceased relative to be buried on the island... and along with the body, a big lot of stuff asked for the island relatives, either worn by the corpse or hidden in the coffin.
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79	* In one of the ''Literature/DonCamillo'' stories, partisan leader Peppone and village priest Don Camillo collude to hide a lot of incriminating weapons this way, once from the German occupiers and once from their British liberators, who are keen for the partisans to disarm and disband.
80	* One of ''Literature/TheExecutioner'' novels (likely also inspired by the Frank Lucas affair) has heroin being smuggled in coffins marked Remains Non-Viewable (used for mutilated corpses who couldn't be given an open casket funeral) to dissuade anyone from opening them.
81	* In ''The Golden Rendezvous'' by Creator/AlistairMaclean, the ship is searched for [[EmptyQuiver a stolen nuclear mini-missile]]. Later the protagonist looks in the one place they didn't search, the coffins they're conveying to the occupants home country for burial. [[spoiler:Later the scientist who invented the missile gets smuggled in the coffins in its place -- he's not happy about it.]]
82	* Dumbledore in ''Literature/HarryPotter'' [[spoiler:has the Elder Wand buried with him]] in a sarcophagus, figuring that barely anyone in the Wizarding world would recognize the artifact's significance even if they found it, much less think to check this particular coffin for this particular item. [[spoiler:It doesn't work.]]
83	* ''Last Rites'', a short story by Creator/EllestonTrevor, has Literature/{{Quiller}} discover that an old enemy has planted a tactical nuclear weapon on board the [=QE2=]. There's no time to search the ship before it goes off, but when a ship's nurse tells him that the bomber paid his last respects to a man who died on board, they arrange a rapid BurialAtSea and sail away at maximum speed.
84	* ''Liquidate Paris'', by Creator/SvenHassel. Two Section do this to smuggle a black-market pig across a guarded bridge in German-occupied Paris, in a scene that appears to have been plagiarized from ''Film/TheTripAcrossParis''.
85	* ''Series/TheManFromUncle'' novel ''The Thousand Coffins Affair''. THRUSH hides large amounts of a lethal drug in coffins buried in a cemetery.
86	* In ''Literature/MenAtArms'', Carrot gets rid of the [[EvilWeapon gonne]] by putting it in Constable Cuddy's coffin, thereby also giving Cuddy's spirit a ''really'' mighty burial weapon.
87	* ''Literature/NumberTheStars'' has a case of this when a coffin loaded with essential supplies for Danish-born Jewish refugees is used in order to avoid being seized by Nazi soldiers. There was a close encounter with one until the soldier was "advised" that the coffin bore the dead victim of a typhus.
88	* ''Literature/OrientCycle'': In "The Realm of the Silver Lion', some coffins in the "Death Caravan" do ''not'' contain rotting corpses...
89	* Insofar as ''Literature/{{Puckoon}}'' [[RuleOfFunny can be said to have a plot]], one of its major points involves the smuggling of explosives into Northern Ireland in coffins.
90	* Literature/StephaniePlum has this in ''Two For The Dough''. US military coffins are used to smuggle weapons.
91	* ''Literature/UniversalMonsters'': A variant in book 4, wherein Joe discovers that the Egyptian exhibit (containing the sarcophagus and mummy of an ancient Egyptian queen, along with the rest of her tomb's contents) includes an ornate couch, and that its legs each hide an ancient figurine containing the four pieces of the Scroll of Thoth that Imhotep needs to revive her.
92	* In ''Literature/WithoutRemorse'' by Creator/TomClancy, set during the Vietnam conflict, heroin is being smuggled from Asia back to the US in the bodies of dead soldiers.
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96	* In ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' Director Fury hid the data from [[spoiler:Project T.A.H.I.T.I.]] in Phil Coulson's unoccupied grave.
97	* ''Series/{{Airwolf}}'': In "Half-Pint", an American running a mercy operation to repatriate the bodies of American soldiers from Vietnam is actually using the coffins to smuggle cocaine.
98	* ''Series/AufWiedersehenPet'': In "Last Rites", Oz develops a sideline in selling pornographic videos. When his mate Headly Irwin dies, Oz tries to smuggle the videotapes back to Britain in Headly's coffin.
99	* ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire'': In the season 2 episode "Battle of the Century", Nucky Thompson and Owen Sleater travel to Ireland, ostensibly to bury Nucky's recently deceased father in the land of his birth. In actuality, Nucky's father is being buried in Atlantic City, and the coffin is actually carrying a batch of Thompson submachine guns that Nucky plans to trade to the IRA in exchange for Irish whiskey that he can sell in Atlantic City.
100	* In the ''Series/{{Castle\|2009}}'' episode "Kill the Messenger", Perlmutter had a coffin of a woman who died years ago exhumed to determine cause of death, but the coffin contained nothing but sandbags. Castle started to leave, commenting that it seemed like a waste of a high-end casket, [[EurekaMoment then turned around and suggested that some high-end caskets have a small drawer in the lid]]. Perlmutter found the drawer, which contained a photo of the victim with a prominent senatorial candidate from the '70s. This led to Beckett and Castle uncovering a scandal which led to the woman's murder and helped them finally get justice for the victim.
101	* ''Series/CSICrimeSceneInvestigation'': In "Maid Man", the ultimate goal of the killer is a cache of mob money hidden inside a burial niche in a mausoleum.
102	* Apparently a local custom in ''Series/DeathInParadise'', as mentioned early on in "A Personal Murder". Specifically, people put the deceased's cell phone in his/her coffin, taking into account the possibility of the deceased sending a message from the grave. After Cedrik's death, Dwayne gets a text message from him declaring "I was murdered" as his dead body was being burned.
103	-->'''DI Goodman''': ...Isn't that a bit dangerous? Don't the batteries explode?
104	* ''Series/TheDoctorBlakeMysteries'': In "Golden Years", the killer attempts to dispose of an incriminating watch by placing it in the coffin of the VictimOfTheWeek.
105	* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
106	** In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E1RemembranceOfTheDaleks Remembrance of the Daleks]]", the Doctor hides the Hand of Omega in a coffin and arranges to have it buried in the local graveyard.
107	** In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E3SilverNemesis Silver Nemesis]]", the Cybermen hide the Nemesis statue inside Lady Peinforte's casket.
108	* A first-season episode of ''Series/TheDukesOfHazzard'' had Boss Hogg hiding stolen money in a coffin. It's revealed in that episode the he regularly has moonshine smuggled in them as well.
109	* ''Series/TheEqualizer'' episode "Joyride". A coffin in a hearse is filled with crack cocaine. Two boys take the hearse for the title joyride.
110	* One episode of ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' has the crew picking up the body of one of Mal's war buddies, only for the Feds to accuse them of moving contraband. They know this trope is in play, but can't tell what the contraband is [[spoiler: because they're actually specially-synthesized organs intended for transplant; and the corpse isn't actually dead]].
111	* ''Series/HappyDays''. Fonzie is thought to be dead and some gangsters hide stolen loot in a false bottom of his casket.
112	* ''Series/LawAndOrderCriminalIntent'': In "Love on Ice", the killer disposes of the murder weapon by placing it in the coffin of the VictimOfTheWeek.
113	* ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'': A victim's fraternity brother places the fraternity paddle that he used to sexually assault an initiate in the coffin of his murdered friend. Luckily for the detectives, the coffin is ceremonial only as the victim is cremated, and the personal items from the coffin are removed and stored until the next-of-kin instructs the funeral home on what to do with them, giving Benson and Stabler time to find the item before it can be destroyed.
114	* ''Series/LegendsOfTomorrow'': Played with in "[[Recap/LegendsOfTomorrowS5E2MissMeKissMeLoveMe Miss Me Kiss Me Love Me]]". The MacGuffin is actually hidden in the grave marker.
115	* In the first season of ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'', Reese planned on disposing of Dewey's broken birthday present by hiding it in his great aunt's coffin.
116	* ''Series/MiamiVice'': During the Vietnam War, Colonel William Maynard (played by G. Gordon Liddy) smuggled heroin out of Vietnam by hiding it inside corpses. Unfortunately, the wood alcohol used to preserve the corpses turned the heroin toxic, killing many people.
117	* In one episode of ''Series/MissionImpossible'', the team convinces a Syndicate smuggler that the best way to get his employer's dirty money out of the country and into a bank in Switzerland is to declare that his beautiful young MailOrderBride (Casey), who had just died from a drug overdose, is to be buried in Europe, and conceal the money in the coffin. The coffin is 'accidentally' dropped while being loaded onto the plane, breaking it open to reveal that the body in the coffin is fake and the money is gone (stolen by the team at the funeral parlor). When the smuggler's bosses return to his place and see Casey still alive, they assume that he had been planning on stealing their money and running off with his pretty young wife, and have the smuggler killed.
118	* ''Series/{{Monk}}'': The motive for the murder in "Mr. Monk vs. The Cobra". In 1998, career thief Chris Downey robbed a courier of some very expensive diamonds, and assaulted an off-duty cop during the getaway. He went to the cemetery where he worked and hid the jewels in the casket of recently deceased martial arts star Sonny Chow, who was scheduled to be buried the next day. In the absence of the jewels, the police couldn't link Downey to the robbery, and he only got convicted of the assault. When he made parole six years later, he went back to the cemetery with the intention of digging Chow's coffin up to get the diamonds back, only to find that while he was in prison, a fan club had erected a monument there that he couldn't move by himself. So Downey proceeded to kill an author who wrote a tell-all book about Chow, and planted evidence to implicate Chow in the murder so that the police would get a court order to have Chow's coffin exhumed.
119	* ''Series/{{Motive}}'': In "Fallen Angel", a cache of stolen diamonds is buried in an old grave in a no longer active cemetery. However, the thief was arrested and sent to prison so the diamonds stayed there for 20 years.
120	* On ''Series/MurdochMysteries'' a large amount of gold was stolen from the Canadian government during the American Civil War. However, the conspirators all had their own agendas and in the resulting GambitPileup the gold was presumed lost when the ship carrying it sunk. More than three decades later, the police discover that the mastermind behind the theft was smart enough to switch out the gold before the sea voyage and hid it in a coffin. The coffin was then buried in a cemetery but the mastermind died before he could dig it up.
121	* ''Series/MyLifeIsMurder'': In "Remains to be Seen", the killer needs to dispose of the VictimOfTheWeek's personal belongings to make it look like he skipped town, so they pack them into the oversized casket of someone due to be cremated the next day.
122	* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'': In the episode "Silver War," looters dig up a Civil-War-era coffin and find it full of guns, hidden against the day when the South might rise again. On the modern collector's market, the cache of vintage guns could bring a couple of million dollars.
123	* ''Series/NewTricks'': In "Life Expectancy", the murder weapon -- a marble bust -- was buried in a grave underneath a coffin.
124	* ''Series/OnceUponATime'': When seeking a way to restore Henry's memories in "[[Recap/OnceUponATimeS7E20IsThisHenryMills Is This Henry Mills?]]", Roni summons Lucy to the cemetery... because she's concluded the only way to do so is with the original storybook. Lucy points out she hasn't seen the book [[Recap/OnceUponATimeS7E9OneLittleTear since Victoria used it to break her belief and restore Anastasia]], to which Roni explains that [[ContinuityNod just as she kept her vault in Storybrooke in a cemetery]] so that [[DueToTheDead no-one would dare disturb it]], Victoria "would never let it out of her cold, dead heads." One scene break later and there's the book, still with a bit of dirt clinging to it.
125	* In ''Series/PeakyBlinders'', Danny Owen's fake grave is where Tommy's stashed the guns from the BSA robbery.
126	* ''Series/ShamelessUK'': In episode 8x14, a coffin is carried through the estate, supposedly with Paddy inside, but it turns out this was Paddy's way of smuggling guns to the rest of the Maguires.
127	* ''Series/{{Vera}}'': In "Home", the police search the house of woman acting as a middleman in a scheme to smuggle drugs into prison. Vera finds the drugs hidden in a funerary urn the woman claimed contained the ashes of her late husband.
128	* In ''Series/WhoopsApocalypse'', this is one of the ways Lacrobat smuggles the Quark bomb to the Middle East (with the bodies of two circus dwarfs and himself in a ringmaster's outfit to complete the disguise). Unfortunately, he loses track of the coffin, and it ends up being taken to a crematorium. Kaboom.
129	* On ''Series/WitchesOfEastEnd'' Joanne is an immortal witch who needs to switch identities every few decades so people do not notice that she does not age. She fakes the death of her old identity and then moves to a new city to start fresh. When she moves back to a town where she used to live a century earlier, she digs up the empty grave and stores an emergency stash of money in the coffin. Later on she also uses the grave to store a cursed painting.
130	* ''Series/YancyDerringer'': In "Loot from Richmond", Yancy learns of the (supposed) sudden death of General Stafford. However, the General is actually still alive, and his coffin instead contains a horde of $500,000 worth of silver and gold bullion, sent from Richmond.
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134	* ''Podcast/TheMagnusArchives'': The narrator of "Do Not Open" is asked by a strange man to look after a 'package' which the narrator initially assumes is drugs. The package turns out to be a coffin, chained shut. He goes to great lengths to avoid finding out what was inside, which scratched at the lid when something was placed on top, and moaned in a sing-song manner when it rains.
135	* ''Podcast/WoodenOvercoats'': In "She Stoops to Conquer," it's revealed that Seymour wants to do business with Funn Funerals so he can hide money in a coffin as part of a tax scam (and sleep with Antigone). Antigone is disgusted and tells him where he can stick it, but Rudyard doesn't see the problem.
136	-->'''Rudyard:''' Antigone. The rich man wanted to give us a coffin full of money... and you ''said no''?
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140	* One ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}'' mission suggests this as a way to smuggle the MacGuffin: throw it in a bag, cover it in goop, and make it look like what's left of a corpse. (Bonus points for including actual dead body parts. You didn't actually need ''all'' those teammates, did you?)
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144	* Discussed in ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''. Cicero is trying to transport a coffin containing the remains of his "mother" to a new crypt, but the wagon loses a wheel outside Loreius' farm. Loreius refuses to help Cicero repair the wagon, citing as one of the reasons that he thinks Cicero could be using the coffin to smuggle weapons and [[FantasticDrug skooma]]. [[spoiler:The coffin does indeed contain his "mother" -- namely, the Night Mother of the Dark Brotherhood, for whom he is her Keeper]].
145	* In one ''VideoGame/FallenLondon'' storylet, the player can assist the Gracious Widow and her ring of smugglers in sneaking contraband out of the city in coffins. You're not told what exactly you're smuggling, but if you choose to peek in one of the coffins, you find out it's [[{{Golem}} Clay Men]]—in other words, a BodybagTrick ''disguised'' as Coffin Contraband.
146	* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoOnline'': one of Lamar's lowrider missions involves four players being tasked with attacking a Vagos funeral in Blaine County to steal a package of cocaine hidden in the coffin.
147	* Due to the supernatural properties of the coffin he carries around, Goldlewis Dickinson of ''VideoGame/GuiltyGearStrive'' uses it as a BagOfHolding, stashing extra weapons like drones and a minigun in there, which he can pull out during fights. The mysterious life form that inhabits the coffin doesn't seem to mind Goldlewis doing this, though it does occasionally troll him, doing things like handing him a rubber chicken as a "secret weapon".
148	* Beyond the Grave (formerly Brandon Heat) of ''VideoGame/{{Gungrave}}'' totes around a very fancy coffin chained to his back. At first it looks like it's just part of his zombie aesthetic, being a Deadman and all. However, it actually hides an obscene number of heavy machine guns and rocket launchers, and he can use these to perform "Demolition Shots." Though having no attachment to it at first, Grave later decides to name it the 'Death Hauler.'
149	* In ''Exiled Dead'', one of the chapters of ''VideoGame/MurderInTheAlps'', smugglers are revealed to do this once per month in Porto Ceso as part of an elaborate ScoobyDooHoax. They take several recently buried corpses out of their graves, disperse them across the town to frighten the superstitious people, and place in the empty craves crates and coffins containing [[spoiler:heroin]] before refilling the graves. The next night, they collect the goods and transport them on boat out of Porto Ceso.
150	* In ''VideoGame/ThoseNightsAtRachels'', the coffin in the room next to the Office hides a Puppet lookalike called the Thing.
151	* ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'' has a recently-discovered sarcophagus as its main MacGuffin. No one really knows what (or who) is in it, but the going theory is that it's an ancient slumbering vampire, which certain power-hungry modern vampires might want to use to increase their own power. [[spoiler: It was actually just a plain old mummy, which one character replaced with a large amount of explosives rigged to blow [[BoobyTrap when the lid is opened]].]]
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155	* In ''WebAnimation/{{Lackadaisy}}'', the [[VenturousSmuggler booze runners]] of Lackadaisy Speakeasy are on a late-night mission to the outskirts of a cemetery to dig up a coffin full of Canadian whiskey. (Their funeral home supplier posted an obituary in CypherLanguage as a map to its location)
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159	* In ''Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}'', one of their former suppliers was an undertaker who smuggled booze in coffins. Possibly a reference to something that happened in real life.
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163	* ''WesternAnimation/JonnyQuest'' episode "The Sea Haunt". A deserted freighter has a cargo hold full of coffins, each of which contains gold bars.
164	* ''WesternAnimation/TheScoobyDooShow'': Dr. Coffin's smuggling scheme in "The Harum-Scarum Sanitarium" lacks coffins ''per se'', but is done much in the same vein, as he's disguising gold as corpses under sheets, complete with wigs on top, on gurneys which is close enough.
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168	* At least one undertaker near the US-Canada border took advantage of this during Prohibition. You can pack a ''lot'' of bootleg booze inside a coffin .... (He was eventually caught when a border guard noticed the sudden upswing in "deaths".)
169	* RealLife had the "Coffin Connection", heroin was smuggled in coffins using false bottoms. The man was [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Lucas_(drug_dealer) Frank Lucas]] and his crimes inspired several of the above-mentioned examples.
170	* A PBS Documentary on Prohibition also touched on this, with an allegory from the son of a bootlegger... Whose uncle happened to be an undertaker. When a raid was going to happen on their house they'd get a tip the day before, have his uncle drive up with a hearse, and load all their booze-making supplies into the back. His uncle would then drive the hearse into Arlington cemetery until the raid was over.
171	-->"Who's gonna say anything? There's a hearse going into Arlington cemetery? They gonna stop a soldier from being buried?"
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