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| 7 | ->''"Bills... Bills... Bills... ''[sigh]'' Why do we keep getting Bill's mail?"'' |
| 8 | -->-- '''Hank Hill''', ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' |
| 9 | |
| 10 | You might be looking through menu items. You might be [[TerribleIntervieweesMontage interviewing candidates for a job]]. You might be [[RummageFail digging]] through a pile of AppliedPhlebotinum for something useful. You might even just be sorting through your mail. What matters is that you're making a quick series of snap judgments, and—this is key—you voice each one. |
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| 12 | The title refers to the most common form of this trope; finding a plot-relevant letter in a stack of bills and junk mail. Most often, it'll be the [[RuleOfThree third one in line]]. |
| 13 | |
| 14 | Bonus points if combined with OddNameOut. Sometimes accompanied by BlindShoulderToss. Not to be confused with BreadEggsMilkSquick, although these examples may contain both tropes. Also, even if the mail is unusually full of the type other than bill, ItsAllJunk is something else. |
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| 16 | !!Example... Example...[[SelfDeprecation Shoehorn]]...Example... |
| 17 | |
| 18 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 19 | |
| 20 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 21 | * From ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'' #54: Creator/SamRaimi, Avi Arad, and Creator/TobeyMaguire are filming a ''[[Film/SpiderManTrilogy Spider-Man]]'' movie in New York, and [[ButtMonkey Spidey]] finds out he's not entitled to any of the profits. He goes to the set to give them a piece of his mind: |
| 22 | -->'''Spider-Man:''' You suck! You suck and you suck and you suck and... Okay, ''Film/EvilDead2'' was cool but the rest of you suck! |
| 23 | * ''ComicBook/WonderWoman1987'': In Issue 126 Julia goes through the pile of mail that added up while she and Vanessa were on a camping trip, quickly sorting the assorted envelopes with ''"Bill...bill...bill...flyer...bill...ad...bill" |
| 24 | [[/folder]] |
| 25 | |
| 26 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 27 | * Examples from Fanfic/{{the Calvinverse}}: |
| 28 | ** Calvin does this in the first chapter of ''Fanfic/WhichWayIsWhere'', sorting through his dad's mail: |
| 29 | ---> "Bills, bill, some guy promising to make [Dad] a millionaire, bills, bills..." |
| 30 | ** In the ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'' episode [[ChainLetter "Chains"]], Susie does this when she checks her mail. Calvin instead remarks [[ItsAllAboutMe "Not for me, not for me, not for me..."]] |
| 31 | * Happens at the beginning of chapter 2 of ''{{FanFic/Fluttermom}}'', as Fluttershy checks the mail: |
| 32 | --> Junk, junk, bill, junk, royal proclamation, junk...[[DoubleTake royal proclamation?]] |
| 33 | * ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8594674/1/Of-Eagle-and-Lion Of Eagle and Lion]]'': |
| 34 | -->'''Harry:''' Bill. Bill. Oh, sale on hiking boots. Bill. Vernon. Bill. Petunia. Dudley's grades. My grades. Oh, one for me. What the Emperor is Hogwarts? |
| 35 | * In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8233288/14/Faery-Heroes Faery Heroes]]'' Harry goes through Dolohov's desk while he, Hermione and Luna are looting the place. |
| 36 | -->'''Harry:''' Paperwork, paperwork, invitation to a ball, bill from St. Mungo's... |
| 37 | * ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11147177/1/Harry-and-the-Heart-of-Magic Harry and the Heart of Magic]]'': |
| 38 | -->'''Harry:''' Bills, bills, magazines for you and Uncle Vernon, Dudley's comics, and a letter to me? |
| 39 | * A ''Series/LawAndOrderUK'' fic that had a vengeful killer stalking the team found Alesha going through her mail, musing as to why all her monthly bills showed up at the same time--then freezing in terror as she came across a threatening note from the man in question. |
| 40 | * In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9069447/1/Raised-By-GLaDOS Raised By GLaDOS]]'' [=GLaDOS=] goes through the contents of Vernon Dursley's office at Aperture Science. |
| 41 | -->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' File, file, disk, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, picture of family, porn, porn, baby, por... wait what! |
| 42 | * In ''FanFic/ThisBites'', after escaping an InevitableWaterfall, Nami asks if anyone else has any more impending disasters. These are the responses she gets: "Nope!; '''NO''' ''thanks!''; No...; Not at all, Nami-swan!; Cross is gonna be the third mate.; I'm good..." |
| 43 | * In ''[[http://deluded-musings.fanficauthors.net/Intervention/Intervention/ Intervention]]'' Deadman possesses Voldemort and goes through the latter's possessions. |
| 44 | -->'''Deadman:''' Extra wand, portkey watch, portkey pen, portkey handkerchief... You'd think the guy wanted a way to get out of Dodge or something. Knife, knife, another knife. Poisoned knife, potion, potion, potion. Hey! A gun? |
| 45 | * In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/4629198/chapters/10689902 Say a Prayer]]'' Harry goes through Hermione's book bag after she gets petrified. |
| 46 | -->'''Harry:''' Library book. Library book. School book. Personal book, school book, school book...blah, blah, blah. |
| 47 | * In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/4584735/chapters/10552071 A Different Beginning]]'' Harry goes through a list of Hogwarts points of interest. |
| 48 | -->'''Harry:''' Saw that. Saw that. Been there... found that. That too. Oh, what's this? Huh. Sounds interesting. |
| 49 | * In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12618005/7/It-Never-Gets-Any-Easier It Never Gets Any Easier]]'' Lily and Marlene try to find a Hogwarts Express compartment with cute boys. |
| 50 | -->'''Marlene:''' Full, full, Slytherins, full, not cute, not cute, firsties, full...oh wait this one's not full yet. |
| 51 | * In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12378425/13/Blessed-Blood Blessed Blood]]'' Remus goes through his clothes closet. |
| 52 | -->'''Remus:''' Dirty, dirty, dirty, falling apart, dirty, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs falling apart]] ''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs and]]'' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs dirty]]... |
| 53 | * ''Fanfic/PersonalityConflicts'': |
| 54 | ** [[TheShrink Lita Kino]] does this while going through the mail for she, Rocky, Jason and Tommy when they're staying at the De Santos family cabin in the first story: |
| 55 | --->"Bill, bill, letter for Jason, magazine- 'Martial Arts World,' what a surprise, oh, Rocky, a postcard for you," she handed it to him, "and a letter for me from- Cousin Mako." |
| 56 | ** Skull does it in ''Dark Mirror One: Tiger, Tiger''; it's springtime, explaining his reaction to one item he gets: |
| 57 | --->"Hmm, bill, bill, Bill Clinton, Ed [=McMahon=], letter from Aunt Edna, fruitcake from Aunt Millie- what, does she think it's Christmas? Newsweek, Biker Monthly, letter from- Bulk!" |
| 58 | * ''FanFic/SomosFamilia'': Hector sorting his mail in Chapter 32. "Fan mail, fan mail, bill, monthly bar tab, fan mail..." |
| 59 | * ''Fanfic/TheMLPLoops'': Used on a few occasions. |
| 60 | ** In Loop 179.21, by Discord when going through a stack of mail he's delivering, trying to find a letter for Fluttershy: |
| 61 | --->"Bill, bill, eviction notice, bill, bill, bill, coupon for Sugar Cube Corner, bill, bill, invitation to the Grand Galloping Gala, bill, bill, bill, bill, ah here we go! One letter to Fluttershy from Derpy Whooves." |
| 62 | ** In Loop 198.2, by Twilight when going through her mail: |
| 63 | --->"Bills, junk, junk, zoning warning, death threats..." she muttered, leafing through them. "Ah. Fluttershy! You have a letter!" |
| 64 | ** In Loop 202.18, by Vinyl Scratch when going through a chest that holds part of her sunglasses collection (she finally finds [[Webcomic/SchlockMercenary Kevyn Andrayson]]'s sunglasses in the ''second'' chest she looks in): |
| 65 | --->"My normal sunglasses, [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Renji Abarai]]'s style of sunglasses, yellow sunglasses from [[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Alucard]], yellow sunglasses from [[Manga/{{Trigun}} Vash]], triangle shades, [[ComicBook/XMen Cyclops-style visor]]... when did I pick that up? Ooh, authentic [[Film/TheBluesBrothers Blues Brothers]] sunglasses!" ... "[[Series/CSIMiami Horatio Caine]]'s sunglasses that he gave me... nope... nope... not that one... drat, it doesn't look like they're in this chest." |
| 66 | * ''[[https://ficwad.com/story/120853 A Fist Full of Galleons]]'': |
| 67 | -->'''Hermione:''' Electricity, circular, circular, Mum's romance book catalogue. .. . Harry! |
| 68 | * ''Fanfic/TheManyDatesOfDannyFenton'': Daria checking her mail in Chapter 57 of ''Danny and Kim''. |
| 69 | -->'''Daria:''' Bill... bill... junk... so original... |
| 70 | * ''Fanfic/ADiplomaticVisit'': In chapter 12 of the sequel ''Diplomat at Large'', while going through the letters the yaks missed due to an overzealous sentry, Prince Rutherford reads off a few of them: |
| 71 | -->"Junk... junk... yaks may have already won ten thousand bits... junk..." |
| 72 | * ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/214973/where-is-my-love Where Is My Love?]]'': In chapter 5, Twilight's going through the mail, and starts to freak out when she finds a notice saying that she missed a package (which is quickly explained as being because the package was too heavy to deliver without magical assistance, so she would have had to go pick it up herself even if she ''had'' been home at the time, or ask a convenient unicorn to do so for her, which she does): |
| 73 | -->"Bill, junk mail, junk mail... undelivered parcel? But... the library is open to the public during the day!" |
| 74 | * ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4731555/44/One-Wizarding-Summer One Wizarding Summer]]'': |
| 75 | -->'''Sirius:''' Hmm, boring, boring...oh, here's one for you, Cedric, with your father's name on the flap...boring, lawyer stuff for Harry, extra boring there...notice from Madam Malkin's--oh good! My robes are ready!--oh, and a package from Narcissa. |
| 76 | |
| 77 | [[/folder]] |
| 78 | |
| 79 | [[folder:Films -- Animation]] |
| 80 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove'', Kuzco looks down a row of potential new brides, [[{{Jerkass}} rejecting them all in the course of ten seconds]]: |
| 81 | -->''"Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes, yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality."'' |
| 82 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'', when Remy is checking the rats' foodstuffs for poison: |
| 83 | -->"Clean...clean...cleaneriffic...cleanerino...close to Godliness." ''[The rat he said this to looks confused.]'' "...which means clean. You know, 'cleanliness is next to--'? Never mind, move on." |
| 84 | [[/folder]] |
| 85 | |
| 86 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 87 | * In ''Film/KeepingTheFaith'' the young Jake Schram sorting though his "Heroes of the Torah" trading card collection: "Need it, got it, got it, need it..." |
| 88 | * ''Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle'', when Lyle is in the police lineup. ''"Too short, too sweaty...that's the guy!"'' Made extra funny as Lyle has been arrested in Africa, and ''is the only white guy in the line-up''. |
| 89 | * ''Film/PrideAndPrejudiceALatterDayComedy'' has Elizabeth narrating a flashback of her horrible dates. Too tall, too short, actually her second cousin, illiterate, etc. |
| 90 | * ''Film/Batman1989''. When the Joker looks through a collection of Vicki Vale's photographs, he says "crap" five times for normal pictures, and "Now that's good work" when he gets to the gruesome Corto Maltese picture. |
| 91 | * J. Jonah Jameson does it with Peter Parker's photographs in ''Film/SpiderMan1''. ''"Crap, crap, mega-crap..."'' Continued in the videogame tie-in for the second movie, with "Bad, bad, ''worse'', bad, ''barely'' passable..." |
| 92 | * In the vampire spoof ''Film/LoveAtFirstBite'', Dracula does it with the pile of magazines Renfield has brought him: "Filth... trash... [pauses to examine a centerfold for a moment] pornography. Give me my ''fashion magazine''." |
| 93 | * The ''Film/{{Twilight}}'' movie had an example, with Edward listing what people are thinking as he reads their minds. |
| 94 | -->'''Edward:''' Sex, sex, money, sex, money, cat... |
| 95 | * In ''Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI'', Empress Nympho lives up to her name by lining up a couple of dozen potential male escorts, having them expose themselves, and then sorting through which ones she wants. It actually becomes quite musical by the end. |
| 96 | -->'''Nympho:''' Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...YES! Ooowee! |
| 97 | * From ''Film/HalfBaked'': |
| 98 | -->'''Scarface:''' Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out! |
| 99 | * Clark Griswald addressing his boss and his boss's {{yes m|an}}en from ''[[Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation Christmas Vacation]]'': |
| 100 | -->Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. |
| 101 | * In the film ''Film/ChutneyPopcorn'', one of the main characters and some of her lesbian posse regularly comment on the women who walk past their store: "Dyke." "Dyke." "''Big'' ol' dyke." |
| 102 | * The "lost scene" animated short which is a bonus feature on the ''Film/{{Clerks}}'' DVD shows Randall flipping through "death cards" at Julie Dwyer's funeral. "Got it...got it...need it...got it..." |
| 103 | * Happens in ''Film/TheAddamsFamily''. When Debbie Jellinksy is sorting through Fester's financial papers to estimate his (considerable) wealth, this trope comes in. |
| 104 | -->"Fester Addams. My, my. Stocks and bonds, deeds, gold bullion." |
| 105 | * The 2000 [[TheMovie movie]] version of ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas'' |
| 106 | ** The Grinch does this in reverse to the Whos, sending unpleasant mail to random destinations in the post office: "Jury duty! Jury duty! Pink slip! Blackmail! Chain letter! Eviction notice!" |
| 107 | ** He also flips through the town phone book alphabetically, and loudly voicing his hatred with each name he reads. "Hate, hate, hatehatehatehate, double-hate, LOATHE ENTIRELY!!" |
| 108 | * The black comedy ''Film/RuthlessPeople'' has the character Sam Stone doing exactly this. |
| 109 | * In ''Film/ItsAWonderfulLife'', Mr. Potter takes a rather cavalier approach to his role as head of the draft board. |
| 110 | -->'''Potter''': 1A...1A...hm...1A. |
| 111 | [[/folder]] |
| 112 | |
| 113 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 114 | * In ''Literature/{{Relativity}}'', Melody scanning the newspaper: "Sex scandal, sex scandal, political scandal, three car pile-up on the freeway, sex scandal..." |
| 115 | * ''Literature/TheKaneChronicles'': In ''The Red Pyramid'', Doughboy is going over the books in Dejardin's library to find the one they need (the ''Book of Thoth''): |
| 116 | -->"No. No. Boring. Boring. Oh, Creator/CliveCussler! No. No. There." |
| 117 | [[/folder]] |
| 118 | |
| 119 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 120 | * The 'sorting through post' version has been featured in every BritCom in existence like ''Series/FawltyTowers'' and ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''. The ''Series/RedDwarf'' episode "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonIIBetterThanLife Better Than Life]]" has this too, with Lister listing the mail, complete with Rimmer snarking through the whole thing. "Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, ''you'', me, me, me ... SMEG! Outland Revenue!" The revenue letter [[spoiler:turns out to be for Rimmer]]. |
| 121 | * In an episode of ''Series/{{Amen}}'', Deacon Frye enters the house, sorting through the mail, muttering, "Bill, bill. ''[cheerfully]'' Postcard! (turns it over and immediately goes back to his depressed monotone) Reminding me that I forgot to pay a bill." |
| 122 | * ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'': Visits to the comic book store result in this as Sheldon and Howard go through the back issue boxes. |
| 123 | -->'got, got, got, got, trash, ohh' |
| 124 | * ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': |
| 125 | ** Faith did this when describing her boyfriends in "[[{{Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E7Revelations}} Revelations]]": ''"Ronny: deadbeat; Steve: klepto; Kenny: [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking drummer...]]"'' |
| 126 | ** Spike's description of Giles's life in "[[{{Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E18Intervention}} Intervention]]": "Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged!, cup of tea." |
| 127 | ** In the fourth season premiere, "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E1TheFreshman The Freshman]]", Sunday, the MonsterOfTheWeek, goes through a victim's CD collection: "Boring, boring, boring, boring...astonishingly boring. We, we have to kill some cooler people, will someone please remind me?" |
| 128 | ** Buffy sorting through Giles' mail in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E2LivingConditions Living Conditions]]". |
| 129 | --->'''Buffy:''' Boring... boring... bill... bill... What's with the motorbike and scooter magazine? You're not having one of those mid-life things, are you? 'Cause I'm still going 'ick' from [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E6BandCandy the last time you tried to recapture your youth]]. |
| 130 | * Creator/StephenColbert's [[http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/167417/may-01-2008/jenna-bush-wedding mailbag]] on ''Series/TheColbertReport'': "Electric bill, telephone bill, subpoena, restraining order, restraining order, [[StalkerWithACrush restraining order]]..." He was looking for his invite to Jenna Bush's wedding, but hasn't found it yet. |
| 131 | ** On an episode of ''Series/TheDailyShow'', Creator/JonStewart takes it upon himself to answer some of President Bush's questions: "Yes, no, four, the Niña the Pinta and the Santa María, and it's a trick question: the surgeon is a woman." |
| 132 | * ''Series/DoctorWho'': |
| 133 | ** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E6Dalek "Dalek"]]: The Doctor searches a crate of scavenged alien artifacts, hoping to find a weapon to use against the titular rampaging Dalek (against whom [[ImmuneToBullets human weapons are useless]]). |
| 134 | --->"Broken... broken... hair dryer..." |
| 135 | ** A variation occurs in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"]], after the Doctor picks up Amy and Rory (and Rory's dad) for his latest adventure: |
| 136 | --->'''Amy:''' Okay, where are we, what's that noise and hello, ten months!\ |
| 137 | '''The Doctor:''' Orbiting Earth — well, I say "orbiting", more like "pre-crashing" — on a spaceship, don't know, and hello, Pond! ''[hugs Amy]'' Ten months, time flies! Never really understood that phrase. |
| 138 | * In an episode of ''Series/FullHouse'', Jesse looks at wallpaper samples for the Smash Club restoration: |
| 139 | -->'''Jesse:''' Maybe... maybe... if I had to... not in this lifetime... |
| 140 | * Happens in the second episode of ''Series/FamilyMatters'', when Laura is sorting through mail. Considering Estelle has just moved in by this point, she must be quite popular. |
| 141 | -->'''Laura:''' Grandma... Grandma... Grandma... *beat* Grandma... |
| 142 | * Done in ''Series/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1981'' TV series, though parodied, deconstructed or just weirded, since Ford goes through many futuristic-sounding devices, laughing it all off as obsolete junk, then finds just what he needs... a towel. This moment originated in the book, and isn't in the radio series. |
| 143 | %%* That happens in the first Monica Trapaga video, ''Series/MonicasHouse''. |
| 144 | %%* Happens in an episode of ''Series/TheMonkees''. |
| 145 | * ''Series/MythBusters'' tested the rumor that the U.S. post office would deliver an addressed, but unwrapped, coconut if it got the right postage. They addressed a coconut to themselves, stamped it, and put it in the mail. At the [[BrickJoke end of the episode]], Jamie sorts through the day's mail, reciting, "Bill... bill... bill..." THUD! "...coconut...", whereupon Adam holds up the successfully-delivered coconut and declares the myth confirmed. |
| 146 | * ''Series/NewTricks'': Sandra is asking her ex-boss for advice on other potential recruits for the new Unsolve Crime/Open Cases initiative. |
| 147 | -->'''Jack:''' Ian Derby.\ |
| 148 | '''Sandra:''' You know him?\ |
| 149 | '''Jack:''' Yeah. He's dead.\ |
| 150 | '''Sandra:''' Alan Adams?\ |
| 151 | '''Jack:''' Dead.\ |
| 152 | '''Sandra:''' D.I. John Farley. Oh, I know John! He's -\ |
| 153 | '''Jack:''' Dead.\ |
| 154 | '''Sandra:''' But he only left last December!\ |
| 155 | '''Jack:''' 65% of C.I.D. officers are dead within five years of leaving the job. ''[flips through photographs]'' Dead... dead... as good as... alive, but he bores for England... retired but currently under investigation by the C.P.S. ... ditto the D.T.I. ... dead... alive, but don't leave him alone with your kids... "retired sick" - well, insane, really... dead... [[OverlyLongGag dead]]... would be if I got a hold of him... No, I think you'd better advertise. |
| 156 | * Shawn Spencer from ''Series/{{Psych}}'' dismisses a room full of nanny candidates with one-word reasons that he later explains to Gus. |
| 157 | * ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'': |
| 158 | -->'''Salem:''' Infomercial. Infomercial. Ooh! Hawaiian talk show. No, Infomercial. Yes! The Mod Squad, and it’s a sixties marathon. An entire night of Peggy Lipton. Be still my heart- ''[burps]'' -oh, be still my stomach. |
| 159 | * The Todd on ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' does this when he becomes a resident (and thus a full doctor on equal footing with everyone). He tells all the women in sight whether he'd sleep with them. ''"Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, and yes if I've been drinking."'' |
| 160 | -->'''The Todd:''' I'm changing you to a yes because you're feisty. |
| 161 | * ''Series/ShakeItUp'' episode "Apply It Up": |
| 162 | -->'''[=CeCe=]:''' Bill for mom... Bill for me that I'll give to mom... catalog for mom that will take for me... |
| 163 | * An episode of ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'' had Mr. Moseby looking at the mail at his front desk: "Bill, bill, bill... Hey Bill! Your mail's here!" |
| 164 | * After Chrissy moves out on ''Series/ThreesCompany'', Jack and Janet are having a hard time making the rent. Jack sorts through their mail to show Mr. Furley how hard things have been on them: "Look at this: We got a bill from the gas company, a bill from the electric company, there's a letter from Chrissy, telephone bill..." Janet calls Jack's attention to Chrissy's letter, hoping it contains a check for her share of the rent. Instead there's an I.O.U. for Mr. Furley. |
| 165 | * ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'' episode "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang", when Captain John Hart walks into a bar and orders the patrons to leave - except for those he finds attractive. |
| 166 | * In an episode of the short lived series ''Veritas: The Quest'', the protagonists find [[ThoseWackyNazis Albert Speer's]] secret bunker. One of them starts going through a record collection in the corner: "[[Music/RichardWagner Wagner]]...Wagner...Wagner...Best Of Wagner..." |
| 167 | * Frequently used by Colin on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' during Hollywood director: "Crap. Crap. Not too bad." |
| 168 | * Series/XenaWarriorPrincess did a variation in the GroundhogDayLoop ep "Been There Done That", as she is explaining her predicament to Gabrielle and Joxer, answering the questions she know that they'll ask in advance: |
| 169 | -->'''Gabrielle:''' We've repeated the same day that many times.\ |
| 170 | '''Xena:''' Yes.\ |
| 171 | '''Gabrielle:''' But I...\ |
| 172 | '''Xena:''' No, No, Yes, No, I tried that, yes both ways, no, I don't know, no again, are there any more questions? Good. |
| 173 | * ''Series/MockTheWeek'': The category "Unlikely Things To Hear At An Award Ceremony": |
| 174 | -->'''Russell Howard:''' ''[mimes reading from a list]'' I'd bang that, I'd bang that, wouldn't bang that, I'd bang that...anyway, the award for Best Actress goes to... |
| 175 | [[/folder]] |
| 176 | |
| 177 | [[folder:Newspaper Comics]] |
| 178 | * ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes did this once: Calvin sorted through the mail, finding nothing of interest to him, and then left it back in the box and informed his mom the mail was here. |
| 179 | * ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'': |
| 180 | ** In one comic Paige sorts through the mail discarding it as nothing but junk except for the last item. TheReveal was that the "junk" was in fact personal letters while the last item was a shopping catalog. |
| 181 | ** In another comic, she sorts through the mail to find letters for herself, gets disappointed that they're all for her parents, and hands the stack to her mother, musing "You grown-ups have it so nice." Andy's reply? "They're called 'bills', Paige." |
| 182 | * ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'': |
| 183 | ** When Garfield is switching the channels: |
| 184 | --->'''Garfield:''' Garbage... Junk... Garbage... Junk... Garbage... Junk... Ah! Trash! |
| 185 | ** In a later strip: |
| 186 | --->'''Garfield:''' Quality, quality, quality, quality, quality, quality, dreck, quality... Whoa! Back up there! |
| 187 | * ''{{ComicStrip/Dilbert}}'': The engineers are sorting through resumes submitted for a new position. "We've got resumes in pencil... crayon... pencil... eyeliner..." |
| 188 | ** "Hey! [[{{Punchline}} Dot matrix]]!" |
| 189 | * One ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' cartoon had a mummy step out of his tomb and pronounce upon the archaeologists who disturbed him: "Let's see, now ... that's a curse on you, a curse on you, and a curse on you." |
| 190 | * ''ComicStrip/BabyBlues'': [[http://babyblues.com/comics/january-22-2007/ The January 22, 2007]] strip may be the {{Trope Namer|s}}. |
| 191 | * ''ComicStrip/HiAndLois'': |
| 192 | -->'''Lois''': Ad for me, bill for you, ad for me, bill for you...\ |
| 193 | '''Hi''': I'm starting to see the cause of our money problems... |
| 194 | [[/folder]] |
| 195 | |
| 196 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 197 | * [[PlayingWithATrope Played with]] in ''Theatre/AnnieGetYourGun'': |
| 198 | -->''Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill…\ |
| 199 | Anything for me?\ |
| 200 | No, they're all for Bill.'' |
| 201 | [[/folder]] |
| 202 | |
| 203 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 204 | * In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'', after Anders' second-chapter personal quest Hawke comes back to the clinic to find Anders sorting through papers. |
| 205 | * In ''VideoGame/{{Miitopia}}'', upon winning the Jolly Jaunt prize at the roulette and the Miis chosen are preparing for the trip: |
| 206 | -->'''Left Mii:''' Passport...money...clean undies...selfie stick... |
| 207 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kX5ggw5AIU Sloth]] live action trailer for ''VideoGame/CrusaderKingsII'' has the king looking through a set of letters. "Bill, bill, junk, have this guy killed, kill him, invade him, tax this guy into space, oh my nephew! Have him killed." |
| 208 | * ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheDrunkenPaladin'': |
| 209 | -->'''Anebriate:''' Bills, bills, bills... oh yes! A coupon for Larry's Tavern! |
| 210 | [[/folder]] |
| 211 | |
| 212 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 213 | * ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'' has this in Lilly's route. On their first actual date, Lilly and [[PlayerCharacter Hisao]] go to a high-class restaurant. Unfortunately, the restaurant has no Braille menus. Even more unfortunately, several of the menu items are in English or French. Lilly asks if there's any entrees with fish. Hisao scans the menu... |
| 214 | -->'''Hisao:''' No. No. No. No. Aren't those poisonous? No. No. No. They eat that stuff? No. No. No. No... ah, here we go. |
| 215 | [[/folder]] |
| 216 | |
| 217 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 218 | * In [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11092003.shtml this]] strip of ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'', Davan walks through the door with his mail, saying "Bill, bill, bill, death threat, bill..." |
| 219 | * In ''Webcomic/FlintlockesGuideToAzeroth'', after looting a grave: "...auction, auction, vendor auction...". |
| 220 | * ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'': sorting through candidates for headmaster, seen [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/chapter/chapter-18-2/page/2/ here in the February 7, 2007, strip]]. |
| 221 | -->'''Dominic:''' This one would sell the school. This one would steal from the school. This one would burn the school down. *{{Beat}}* This one would sleep with a student. This one would sleep with two students. This one would sleep with two students at a time. *{{Beat}}* This one would turn to alcohol. This one would turn to drugs. This one would turn into a frog. *{{Beat}}* This one would hire monkeys. This one would get fired by monkeys. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs This one would create fire monkeys]]. |
| 222 | * ''Webcomic/{{Fluble}}'': [[http://techhouse.brown.edu/cgi-bin/fluble/vault.pl?date=20000926 "Bill... bill... bill... death threat... bill..."]] |
| 223 | * Similarly, [[http://zekarmisama.deviantart.com/art/Prototype-71367714 this]] ''VideoGame/{{Prototype}}'' fan comic has, "Bill... bill... restraining order... bill... bill..." |
| 224 | * In one [[http://Kitty-the-Waterbaby.deviantart.com/art/LS-15-Letter-157711339 installment]] of Webcomic/LifeSketch, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch]] says this word-for-word while sorting through mail, before following up with something about a shoe. |
| 225 | * [[HotAsHell Lucy]] going through Webcomic/DevilBear's [[http://www.thedevilbear.com/comics.php?p=17 mail:]] |
| 226 | -->'''Lucy:''' Hmmm, Lets see... Porn... More Porn... "You May Have Already Won 10 Bajillion Dollors"... Porn... |
| 227 | * ''Webcomic/{{Pvp}}'''s Scratch Fury: [[http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2012/12/20/mean-one "Bill...bill...not my mail...bill..."]] |
| 228 | [[/folder]] |
| 229 | |
| 230 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 231 | * In ''The Sims 2: Election '08'' webcomic (for lack of a better term), Obama goes around asking all the other candidates, "Do you like what you see?" The answers? "Too black." "Not enough makeup." "Too Obama!" |
| 232 | * In ''One Ring to Rule them All 3'', Sauron does this: |
| 233 | -->"Bill...bill...bill...bill...ooh, 20 cents off laundry detergent! Ah yes, Tide: the one laundry detergent TO RULE THEM ALL!" |
| 234 | * In an episode of ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'': |
| 235 | -->'''Nappa:''' What the (beep) is with (''to Yami'') your hair, (''to Yami Bakura'') your hair, (''to Marik'') your hair, (''to Tristan'') your hair, (''to Odion'') I like you, (''to Gruber'') your hair, (''to Mai'') your boobs, (''to Tea'') your hair, (''to Kaiba'') your personality, (''to Mokuba'') Uh! Oh my god! A rare Pokèmon, the shiny Mokuba. I got a Master Ball with your name on it. |
| 236 | * ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'': Techno-Dann sifts through a box of assorted ray guns in search of a shrink ray, so that he can fit a [[WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon dragon]] into your average small apartment: |
| 237 | -->'''Dann:''' Death ray ... heat ray ... death ray ... freeze ray ... manta ray? |
| 238 | * In ''[[WebVideo/TheCartoonMan Return of the Cartoon Man]]'', Roy finds Peter's invitation in a pile of bills - including a cartoon duck bill. |
| 239 | * In one sketch from ''Website/CollegeHumor'' titled "Drunken Internet Distractions", a Chat Roulette function is attempting to find the user ladies to talk to, but gets nothing but dicks and for some reason, the Jonas Brothers. |
| 240 | -->'''Chat Roulette:''' Dick, dick, dick, Jonas Brothers, dick. |
| 241 | * From the opening of ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'''s episode "''VideoGame/MarioKart7'' | Burnin' Rubber and Retinas": |
| 242 | -->'''Scott:''' I have hobbies; I'm only human! I like talking harshly about ''Mario Kart 7'', being somewhat critical of ''Mario Kart 7'', negatively speaking about ''Mario Kart 7'', hiking, f**king despising ''Mario Kart 7''... |
| 243 | [[/folder]] |
| 244 | |
| 245 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 246 | * The janitor in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdnbzUKwtBU this]] ''WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals'' video while cleaning up an amusement park: |
| 247 | --> '''Janitor:''' (whistles) Vomit... vomit... vomit... (whistles) [[spoiler:Wreckage... corpses]]... vomit... vomit... |
| 248 | * In the ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'' [[TheInternetIsSeriousBusiness "Real Life Vs. The Internet"]] [=PSA=], [[KnightInSourArmor Church]] is sifting through his paper mail at one point. |
| 249 | --> '''Church:''' Bills, bills, bills... coupon. [[SarcasmMode Great]]. |
| 250 | [[/folder]] |
| 251 | |
| 252 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 253 | * [[invoked]] ''WesternAnimation/MrPickles'' has a sort of variation on this in the episode about the eponymous pup's doghouse. Sheriff and Grandpa are walking through various rooms while Sheriff drones about their contents with obvious apathy. |
| 254 | -->'''Sheriff:''' Skulls... skulls... more skulls...\ |
| 255 | Blood... blood... more blood...\ |
| 256 | Jacuzzis filled with nipples... jacuzzis filled with nipples... even more jacuzzis filled with nipples... |
| 257 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': Notable in that Bender tosses the stack of junk ''and bills'' in the trash as soon as he gets to the plot relevant letter. |
| 258 | * ''WesternAnimation/LittleBill'' has this happen to Big Bill; he just says that a series of envelopes is for him, in a tone which implies that they're bills. Then he perks up when he sees a letter for Little Bill, and he gives it to him. |
| 259 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'': Daffy sorts through his mail, tossing each letter in the trash. |
| 260 | --> '''Daffy''': Restraining order...medical bill...invitation to my high school reunion...another restraining order... |
| 261 | %%* ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife |
| 262 | * ''WesternAnimation/MissionHill'': Ron lines up his employees and goes left to right trying to decide on an assistant manager: |
| 263 | --> '''Ron:''' Woman. Freak. Woman. Vermin. Woman. (Notices Andy is missing) Where is Moron? |
| 264 | ** And after selecting Andy: |
| 265 | ---> '''Ron:''' Women, Vermin, and Freak! Get back to work! |
| 266 | * ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', |
| 267 | ** In "[[Recap/TheNewBatmanAdventuresE7JokersMillions Joker's Millions]]" Joker plays out this trope looking for a replacement for Harley Quinn. He takes a ''long'' pause on a large, fat man before dismissing him. Then after he makes his choice, he promptly muses if he should have gone with the fat guy. Even funnier when you realize the guy was an [[InkSuitActor animated caricature]] of Harley Quinn creator Creator/PaulDini. |
| 268 | ** Another episode, "[[Recap/TheNewBatmanAdventuresE21MadLove Mad Love]]", has the Joker rejecting possible capers as being "Boring. Lame. Not funny. Been done. Too Riddler!" |
| 269 | * The wrestling-themed cartoon ''WesternAnimation/MuchaLucha'' did something like this with a cursed chain letter, which gets lost while shuffling through junk mail and which the characters have to chase all over the world. |
| 270 | * Done in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''. Jay Sherman is held captive in Iraq and sends a distress letter attached to a rat to his boss Duke Philips. The rat manages to get to his office but is immediately discarded in a bin filled with other letters from Jay attached to rats. |
| 271 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': |
| 272 | ** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS13E1TreehouseOfHorrorXII Treehouse of Horror XII]]", whilst searching for a leprechaun: |
| 273 | --->'''Bart:''' Okay, let's see ... nymph, fairy, pixie, goblin--\ |
| 274 | '''Hobgoblin:''' That's ''hob''goblin!\ |
| 275 | '''Bart:''' Sorry. Nymph, naiad, wood sprite, Creator/KatieCouric... |
| 276 | ** And in another episode: |
| 277 | --->'''Homer:''' Bill, bill, summons, bill... |
| 278 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS14E18DudeWheresMyRanch Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]", a Native American woman sorting through her mail: ''"Treaty, treaty, treaty, bill, treaty, ''Peace Pipe Aficionado'' Magazine..."'' |
| 279 | ** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E3HomerGoesToCollege Homer Goes to College]]": |
| 280 | --->'''Marge:''' Homey, here the responses from the colleges you applied to.\ |
| 281 | '''Homer:''' D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! Woo-hoo! A flyer for a hardware store! D'oh! |
| 282 | ** Krusty flipping through the channels in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS15E6TodayIAmAClown Today I Am a Clown]]": "Seen it. Bad. Boring. Saw it on the plane. Rerun. Rerun. Telemundo. Me. Turned it down. Creator/{{ABC}}. Banned from the set. Lame. Lame. Regis". |
| 283 | ** Homer's gay roommate channel-surfing in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS14E17ThreeGaysOfTheCondo Three Gays of the Condo]]": "Gay, gay, gay, gay, bi, gay for pay, gay..." |
| 284 | ** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E14BrotherFromTheSamePlanet Brother from the Same Planet]]": "Ugly. Wiener. Crater-face. Soo-ee! Soo-ee!" |
| 285 | ** Man checking beer bottles at the Duff brewery in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E16Duffless Duffless]]": "Fine, fine, mouse, fine, mouse, rat, fine, syringe..." And then shortly after that, while the checker is distracted by Barney, UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler's head goes by! |
| 286 | ** Man monitoring the x-ray machine at the power plant in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E15DeepSpaceHomer Deep Space Homer]]": "Clean. Clean. Pistol. Uzi. [[TotemPoleTrench Two kids posing as an adult]]..." |
| 287 | ** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E11FaithOff Faith Off]]": "Bill. Bill. Ooh, Llib! Wait a minute..." He turns it the right way up. "Bill! Springfield University Homecoming!" |
| 288 | ** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E14DasBus Das Bus]]": "Third notice... third notice... ooh, second notice (Homer drops the notice down a storm drain)..." |
| 289 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E1HomersBarbershopQuartet Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]", Homer is at a swap meet, sifting through a treasure trove of [[GrailInTheGarbage extremely valuable items on sale for a pittance]]: "Junk... junk... [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_Jenny the airplane's upside down...]], Stradi-who-vius?" |
| 290 | ** Bart reading prayers posted on the Wailing Wall in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS21E16TheGreatestStoryEverDohed The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]": "Sad, sad, sad, never gonna happen, sad, maybe if you were Creator/BradPitt..." |
| 291 | ** One of the comics had Homer checking the mail and saying "bill...bill...death threat...bill..." nonchalantly. |
| 292 | ** Marge's "Family Head count" in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS14E19OldYellerBelly Old Yeller Belly]]" is a variation. |
| 293 | --->'''Marge''': (Tapping the family members' heads) Pointy, pointy, spiky, stylish... Where's Baldy? |
| 294 | ** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E4TreehouseOfHorrorX Treehouse of Horror X]]" had Chief Wiggum using an airport X-ray scanner to check the children's candy. When examining Ralph's candy, he had this to say: |
| 295 | --->'''Wiggum:''' Safe... safe... razor blade... syringe... ooh, white chocolate! |
| 296 | ** Artie Ziff surfing through his email: "Anti-trust suit... anti-trust suit... *yawn*" |
| 297 | ** Homer reaching under the couch trying to find his dropped peanut in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E8BoyScoutzNTheHood Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]": "Ow, pointy! Eww, slimy! Uh-oh, moving! Ah-ha!" |
| 298 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E19TheFront The Front]]": |
| 299 | --->'''Marge''': Third notice... final notice... some ''guys'' are coming... an invitation to our high school reunion! |
| 300 | ** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS3E12IMarriedMarge I Married Marge]]": |
| 301 | --->'''Marge''': Tenth notice... 90 days over due... we break thumbs? |
| 302 | ** Homer listening for lottery numbers on the radio in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E1KampKrusty Kamp Krusty]]": |
| 303 | ---> '''Homer''': D'oh! D'oh! Woo-hoo! D'oh! |
| 304 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS14E6TheGreatLouseDetective The Great Louse Detective]]", Homer just tosses all of the mail in his George Foreman's Mail Sorter, which separates the positive mail and cooks the unwanted mail (a Visa bill, a jury summons and an invite to a party thrown by Patty and Selma) into a pressed patty. |
| 305 | ** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS27E5TreehouseOfHorrorXXVI "Treehouse of Horror XXVI"]]: When Sideshow Bob is grading his students' essays: |
| 306 | ---> "Rubbish! Drivel! [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure What is this]] Series/GameOfThrones they’re referencing?" |
| 307 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'': |
| 308 | ** In one episode, Brock goes through the items in an Office of Secret Intelligence field kit like this: |
| 309 | --->'''Brock:''' Gay, gay, useless, never use 'em... ''[finds a pack of cigarettes]'' Smokes! These I can use. Do they do anything stupid?\ |
| 310 | '''OSI agent:''' Well, the filters each house a tiny, state-of-the-art--\ |
| 311 | '''Brock:''' ''[groans and crushes them]''. |
| 312 | ** Rusty plays this straight at the end of "Hate Floats", until he notices a package, [[YouGotMurder apparently from The Monarch,]] [[ForgotToFeedTheMonster sent over a year ago.]] |
| 313 | * Happens in ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''. ''"Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary-- hey! A magazine!"'' |
| 314 | * ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': |
| 315 | ** "I'd do her, do her, wouldn't do her, do her, ah, who ''hasn't'' done her? Do her, lose the pigtails and we'll talk, do her, do her..." Just the words leave out some important parts of this: One, this was being said by ''Stewie'' (who is a talking baby). Two, he indicated who by pointing and the camera shifts after a few words to show he's pointing at ''[[PuppyLove other babies]]''. Three, this takes place at a ''funeral''. And finally, [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness this was before Stewie was gay]]. |
| 316 | ** Peter does this in golf when he misses the final hole. |
| 317 | --->'''Peter''': Damn...damn...damn...damn...mulligan...damn. |
| 318 | ** In the episode, [[Recap/FamilyGuyS11E8JesusMaryAndJoseph "Jesus Mary and Joseph"]], when God is going through Mary and Joseph’s list of potential baby names: |
| 319 | --->'''God''': No…no…that's the name of a champagne…no…no. Terrible! These are all just terrible! |
| 320 | * The Mad Hatter in ''WesternAnimation/TheCareBearsAdventureInWonderland'': |
| 321 | -->'''Mad Hatter:''' Stuff. More stuff. Metronome? |
| 322 | * Parodied in ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''. Hank sorting through his mail: "Bills...bills...bills. Why do we keep getting Bill's mail?" |
| 323 | * In ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'', "Good Cat, Bad Cat", Garfield's evil side influences him to annoy the mailman by jumping into his mail cart. While he's there: |
| 324 | -->- "Bill... bill... bill... you may have already won 17 million dollars... hmm, Mrs. Castanetti's new dentures are in, nothing much... hey, here's that package Jon was waiting for. Wonder what's in it." |
| 325 | * Shego sorts through a few bills before reaching a plot-significant letter in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''. She immediately throws the bills on a fire. |
| 326 | * Happened several times in ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory''. In one short, Dexter flies out to the mailbox on a hovercraft, and delivers the following exchange. "Bill bill bill bill bill IT'S HERE!" He then flies back inside, up to his lab, and opens the magazine to reveal a fold out...of a new wrench. |
| 327 | * In ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'': Bills, bills, jury duty, YES! JUNKMAIL! |
| 328 | * ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'': The Red Guy buys some pantyhose for his usual hijinks at the hypermarket and somehow manages to include the titular characters into the purchase at the counter. |
| 329 | -->'''Cashier:''' Pantyhose... Pantyhose... Pantyhose... Pantyhose... Cow... Pantyhose... Chicken... Pantyhose... Pantyhose... Pantyhose... Hey, Mister... do you wear all this pantyhose?[[note]] He doesn't; he uses them to filter his coffee. Because he wasn't aware that they made coffee filters.[[/note]] |
| 330 | * WesternAnimation/{{Beetlejuice}} had the titular guy receive a "chain letter" ([[VisualPun a literal chain]]) and "junk mail" ([[FishingForSole an old boot]]). |
| 331 | * When the Hive temporarily took over the WesternAnimation/{{Teen Titans|2003}}' headquarters, Gizmo rooted through their music collection. Unimpressed, he kept tossing compact discs over his shoulder as "Crud... snot... crud..." |
| 332 | * In ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}'', "Subpoena, subpoena, subpoena, Netflix. Huh, yeah, awesome. Naked lady fan mail, possibly awesome possibly horrible. Subpoena..." For those curious, Pickles takes the naked lady fan mail. |
| 333 | * In ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', Candace identifies the actual subjects of several supposed shots of a lake monster. "Elephant, log, dolphin, driftwood, tire, driftwood, [[CallBack rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig]], driftwood, driftwood, ...you're not old enough to know what that is, driftwood, driftwood... it's usually driftwood." |
| 334 | * ''WesternAnimation/KaBlam'': |
| 335 | ** An episode had Henry and June looking through the show's mail. As June searches she notes, "Junk, junk, junk, junk...bill" and tosses them all aside. |
| 336 | ** One ''Life With Loopy'' sketch showed Loopy's father growing increasingly angry at only getting bills in the mail. Loopy tries to cheer him up by writing her own letter to him and sending it through the mail as a surprise. |
| 337 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Bratz}}'': "Junk, junk, junk! More junk! Mother of pink, don't you know junk mail when you see it?" |
| 338 | * In "Franklin the Spy" on ''WesternAnimation/{{Franklin}}'': |
| 339 | --> '''Mr. Turtle''': Bill, bill, junk mail, junk mail AND MORE JUNK MAIL. Ah-ha! My Garden Monthly is here (hums away). |
| 340 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/RocketPower'' episode "Welcome to the Club": |
| 341 | --> '''Otto''': Boring, lame, electric bill, check, report card, don't know...crud, no new surf mags! |
| 342 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}'': Napoleon going over his conquest of Europe: "Got it, got it, got it, got it, don't got it, got it, got it, got it, ''want it'', got it, got it, got it, ''NEED it!'' |
| 343 | * WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead look for a mad dog at the pound. "Wuss... wuss... Shih Tzu..." |
| 344 | * The ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' Season 2 episode "Chickenlover" had the kids being forced to pick out a book to review for school at the book bus. |
| 345 | -->'''Kyle''': "Boring...boring...gay...boring...". |
| 346 | * Similar to his [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy live-action counterpart]], J. Jonah Jameson says this in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan''. He dismisses two "garbage" photos, and one that's "literally garbage" (Peter was taking photos at a garbage dump), before stopping at a photo of Shocker standing over a defeated Spider-Man. |
| 347 | -->'''J. Jonah Jameson: ''' Garbage, garbage, ''literally'' garbage, garb…Woah! |
| 348 | * In ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'' the mailman gives Porkchop his mail which includes "Doggitude", "Bone of the Month", and a letter scented with perfume. He then turns to Doug and has bills, bills, bills, and a Bluffington school notice. |
| 349 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'' episode "Sweet Duck of Youth": |
| 350 | -->'''Launchpad''': Hmm. Not a sign of old Mr. [=McDee=]. Nothing but swamp grass, cypress trees, Spanish moss, Spanish conquistador, snakes... ''[{{beat}}]'' Conquistador? |
| 351 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'' episode, "What Happened to Donald Duck" with Dewey and Webby looking through Donald's mail. |
| 352 | -->'''Dewey:''' Bill...bill...bill; man, being an adult is not fun. |
| 353 | * The mail sorting version occurs in ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfTeddyRuxpin'' episode "The Ying Zoo": |
| 354 | -->'''Quellor:''' Death threats, eviction notices, catastrophe predictions…how come I never get anything interesting? |
| 355 | * At the beginning of the ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'' episode, "[[Recap/SonicBoomS1E6FortressOfSqualitude Fortress of Squalitude]]", Dr. Eggman says this as he's going through his mail (with Cubot as his shredder); |
| 356 | -->'''Eggman:''' "Junk..." [shredding sound] "...junk..." [shredding sound] "...[[RuleOfThree junk]]..." [shredding sound] "...[[OverlyLongGag junk...]]" [shredding sound] ... "'Modern Lair' magazine..." |
| 357 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'': A variant in the episode "Let's Play Catch the Mailman", where Stumpy gets his mail and keeps alternating between "bill" and "advertisement" before finding a letter at the bottom of the stack. |
| 358 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'': At the beginning of "I Was a Teenage Stimpy", as Ren checks the mail before finding the latest issue of ''Husk'' magazine ([[{{The Magazine Rule}} for the adult corn lover]]). |
| 359 | -->'''Ren:''' Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpson, Stimpy, Mr. Cat, Mr. The Cat, the cat, the cat...''HOEK!'' |
| 360 | * ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooAndGuessWho'': The Batman crossover starts with Alfred checking the mail. Upon finding an actual letter among the bills, Alfred stops to wonder who writes letters nowadays. |
| 361 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'': At the start of "Really Small Problems", Eda goes through her morning mail. "Junk... junk... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick death hex...]]" She tosses the third envelope in a trash can, which is disintegrated by black magic. |
| 362 | * ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunesCartoons'' episode "Puma Problems": |
| 363 | -->'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''': Let's see what we got here: bill, bill, social security check. ''([[AsideComment Looks aside]]) '' [[ContinuityNod You forget how old I am.]] |
| 364 | * ''WesternAnimation/CatDog'' episode "[=CatDog=] Squared": |
| 365 | -->'''Cat:''' Let's see: bills, chain letter, coupons, we just won 10 million dollars, more bills... |
| 366 | * ''WesternAnimation/Ben10'': Gwen, while perusing Charmcaster's spellbook to find a cure for an age-regressed Max. |
| 367 | -->"Nope... won't work... wrong spell... only applies to armadillos?" |
| 368 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheRaccoons'': At the end of the final episode, "[[Recap/TheRaccoonsS5E13GoForGold Go for Gold!]]", Lisa says "Bills, junk mail, bills..." while sorting through the mail before she notices a package Bert sent her that contains the gold medal from the race. |
| 369 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/MyDadTheRockStar'' episode "Big Willy On Campus" Rock Zilla goes through the family's mail saying "Junk...junk...oooh, fancy junk!" and then throws it away. It turns out to be a letter from his old university. |
| 370 | * ''Literature/TheBerenstainBears'': Said word for word in the 1985 series' episode "The Spooky Old Mansion", where Papa finds a bear-like squirrel in the family mailbox and it tells him it's "Just the usual bills and junk" before saying "Bill, bill, junk, bill..." as it tosses the letters to him. Papa is ''not'' amused. |
| 371 | |
| 372 | [[/folder]] |
| 373 | |
| 374 | [[folder:Other]] |
| 375 | * From ''The Rejection Collection'' (cartoons rejected by ''The New Yorker''): A very skeevy man is looking at the backs of milk cartons (i.e., missing children) in a supermarket: "Got him... got him... need him... got him... need him..." |
| 376 | [[/folder]] |
| 377 | |
| 378 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
| 379 | * Got, Got, Need, Got: The mantra of the schoolboy trading in any collectible. Exemplified in ''Film/KeepingTheFaith'', as seen above. |
| 380 | * Sneaky kids playing "Duck, Duck, Goose" sometimes recite these words in a similar dull, repetitious tone to this trope, in hope they'll buy themselves an extra second's running-time when the "Goose" takes a moment to notice they've been tagged as such. |
| 381 | * Combined with Creator/MontyPython's "Spam" sketch, this trope is why junk e-mail is called spam. |
| 382 | [[/folder]] |
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