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11	There are many circumstances where a character may need to present a badge or other official credentials. They may be entering secured premises, performing a FlashedBadgeHijack, or presenting a permit that authorizes them to perform a restricted activity. But if the character is the TheKlutz, an UnfortunateItemSwap in the heat of the moment will leave them mistakenly flashing a similar, but irrelevant, object they might also be carrying in their wallet or on their person-- such as a gym membership card or personal photo.
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13	If the character doesn't actually ''have'' the necessary ID, they will present a very crude fake document of laughable quality. For example, an ID drawn in crayon, or a plastic [[GenericCopBadges police badge from the toy store]].
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15	Even if the document isn't blatantly fake, the character is likely to anti-climatically hold it upside down. Other variations include making a funny face in the ID photo, or the card text containing humorous or non-sensical details (usually a FreezeFrameBonus).
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17	While the token of identification can consist of plastic ID cards, metal badges or shields, or paper-based certificates, the physical medium is not relevant to this trope. This trope applies to how the item appears, or how it is presented.
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19	If the inadequate credentials actually pass muster and the bearer is granted entry, then TheGuardsMustBeCrazy.
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21	If the person presents cash as a means of getting their way, see ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney.
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24	!!Examples
25	[[foldercontrol]]
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27	[[folder: Displaying the wrong item by accident]]
28	[[AC: ComicBooks]]
29	* One ComicBook/DonaldDuck comic has a "doctor" get Donald out of a difficult situation with Daisy by flashing his card. As Daisy points out in the very same panel he shows it, it's a subway ticket, but by then the man is already gone, taking Donald with him.
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31	[[AC: {{Literature}}]]
32	* In ''Literature/{{Maskerade}}'', where [[spoiler:Andre]] tries to show Granny Weatherwax his watch badge to confirm that he's an undercover officer, he winds up dramatically pulling out his Musicians' Guild card instead.
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34	[[AC: LiveActionTV]]
35	* ''Series/DoctorWho''
36	** A common variation in the new series: the Doctor and his friends flash psychic paper, which causes the reader to see any falsified documents imaginable, around as credentials. It doesn't always work as intended, though; those that are too smart for it will wonder why they've been handed a blank piece of paper, and if the user lets their mind wander, it might instead read something else entirely. Jack's introduction had him hand Rose a sheet of psychic paper reading [[TerriblePickUpLines "I'm single and I work out"]] instead of his military credentials. It can also end up showing something other than what the user intended, if there's something far more pertinent it could display, as seen in ''The Power of the Doctor'': when Graham tries to pass himself off as a "volcano inspector", the paper instead tells Ace that he's a friend of the Doctor.
37	** A more traditional usage in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E6TheVampiresOfVenice The Vampires of Venice]]. The Eleventh Doctor goes to show his psychic paper credentials. Instead he pulls out his library card (which is so out of date that it has a picture of the ''[[TheNthDoctor First]]'' Doctor on it, [[ContinuityNod along with his old London address]]).
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39	[[AC: {{Magazines}}]]
40	* In Reader's Digest's "Humor In Uniform" section, a group of officers had a discussion about how the guards were on duty for long periods of time and usually didn't pay attention to security passes when presented. The officers decided to have a challenge to see who could get past security with the weakest form of identification. The winner got in with a piece of toast.
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42	[[AC: WesternAnimation]]
43	* In ''WesternAnimation/MeetTheRobinsons'', Wilbur attempts a badge flash, but Lewis takes his "badge" and reveals that it's a coupon for a tanning salon.
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46	[[folder: Holding the badge upside down]]
47	[[AC: {{Advertising}}]]
48	* In the 1990s, a series of TV advertisements parodied ''Series/InspectorMorse'', with Mel Smith playing the Inspector. In the accompanying print adverts, he was flashing an ID badge (with the name "E [[ParodyNames Morose]]") upside down.
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50	[[AC: {{Film}}]]
51	* When Lucy first meets Gru and asks him to come with her in ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2'', she shows her Anti-Villain Group ID badge upside down. She corrects it immediately upon noticing.
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53	[[AC: WesternAnimation]]
54	* In the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "Scavenger Pants," [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick show their [[ItMakesSenseInContext adoption certificates]] to Squidward; Patrick is holding his upside down.
55	[[/folder]]
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57	[[folder: Displaying badge with funny photo or text]]
58	[[AC: {{Advertising}}]]
59	* One Microsoft ad has Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfield shopping for shoes together. When Bill presents his shoe store membership card, the photo on it is his RealLife mugshot from 1977 after being arrested for a traffic violation.
60	* In the Red Rock Cider adds, Creator/LeslieNielsen discovers the cider being served is not the genuine (advertised) article, whips out a badge and shouts "Fraud Squad!". The badge actually reads Fried Squid.
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62	[[AC: Literature]]
63	* In ''Literature/ATreeGrowsInBrooklyn'', Sissy hears about an immigrant family starving their pregnant daughter in the hopes that she and the baby will die in childbirth and thus avoid the shame of her illegitimate pregnancy. Sissy pins a badge to her coat and angrily demands to be let in. The frightened mother lets her in, assuming that she's from immigration, but because she's illiterate, she doesn't realize that the badge actually reads "Chicken Inspector".
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65	[[AC: Video Games]]
66	* In one level from ''VideoGame/{{Poptropica}}'', you get a fake [=PDC=] badge from Bert Shell, a crazed conspiracist. Dr. Lange sees through your badge, but lets you in anyways because she couldn't find any other willing volunteers. The reason she knows your badge is fake? It's written in crayon.
67	* ''VideoGame/Psychonauts2'': Hollis' ID card lists her as the Lesser Head of the Psychonauts, but she crossed out "Lesser" and wrote [[InsistentTerminology "Second!"]] in its place. Exclamation mark included.
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69	[[AC: WebAnimation]]
70	* In ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'', Phoenix is given a special attorney's badge that is the pinkest, most girly thing possible. And yes, that's the official attorney badge in Equestria.
71	* In the ''Turnabout Storm'' [[RecursiveFanfiction fan sequel]] ''WebAnimation/ElementsOfJustice'', Phoenix is provided the exact same badge.
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73	[[AC: WesternAnimation]]
74	* ''WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow'': In "[[Recap/ThePatrickStarShowS2E2SuperStarsNowMuseumNowYouDont Now Museum, Now You Don't]]", Cecil's museum security guard badge has him making an awkward, half-lidded expression while syrup is stuck on his face. [[AlternativeJokeInterpretation Whether this means Cecil spilled syrup on the badge or he was covered in it when he got the photo taken is up to interpretation.]]
75	* When [[Series/TheXFiles Mulder & Scully]] guest starred on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' Mulder flashes his FBI ID which has a photo of him in a thong bikini.
76	[[/folder]]
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78	[[folder: Displaying obviously fake badge]]
79	[[AC: {{Film}}]]
80	* In ''Film/TheBluesBrothers'' when Jake fakes flashing a badge, it's actually an empty, flattened pack of cigarettes.
81	* Downplayed in ''Film/JingleAllTheWay''. Howard goes to a warehouse to get a Turbo Man action figure for his son for Christmas, but gets into a fight with an army of [[MallSanta Mall Santas]] when he realizes he was sold an imitation product. When the police arrive to arrest the Mall Santas, Howard picks up a toy badge and impersonates an undercover cop to avoid arrest. This manages to fool the police.
82	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'': As the [=ZPD=] are arresting Mayor Lionheart and rescuing the missing mammals from the Cliffside Sanitarium, Nick Wilde is seen wearing aviator glasses and sipping a beverage. He thumbs his "badge" for the officers, despite it being a mere gold sticker on his shirt. This bluff fools no one, but since Nick isn't a suspect, there's no reason to detain him.
83	* In the spoof film, ''Film/TheSilenceOfTheHams'', agent Joe Dee Fostar flashes a waffle to the prison security.
84	* ''WesternAnimation/RockAndRule'' has Omar, Dizzy and Stretch abscond Sheriff Quadhole's vehicle to drive to Nuke York City. When they arrive, the whole place is in lockdown during a black-out, and police have posted checkpoints at major arteries. Omar attempts to bluff their way in, posing as the Ohmtown sheriff bringing two scientists to alleviate the problem. Omar's credentials get examined by the LanternJawOfJustice officer, who quickly recognizes a tuna fishing license in his hand and arrests all three imposters on the spot.
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86	[[AC: {{Literature}}]]
87	* An Creator/AgathaChristie short story has the hero accosted by a detective who flashes his badge while investigating a stolen diamond. As he later tells the diamond's rightful owner, he knew the detective was fake as he recognized the badge from his cycling club.
88	* In ''Literature/MenAtArms'', the City Watch is still so poorly-thought of at this time that showing his entirely genuine badge wouldn't have got Nobby access to the city armory. Waving Sgt Colon's grocery bill around and claiming to be doing an audit, on the other hand...
89	* ''Hit Man'' by Creator/LawrenceBlock. ProfessionalKiller Keller is approached by a man wanting his services for the US Government who shows him a badge from a NoSuchAgency. Turns out there really is no such agency, because Keller finds the same badge being sold in a magazine and realises he's being conned.
90	* ''Literature/RileyMcDaniels'': In ''Fear's Return'', the lazy Sheriff South deputizes Abner Dawson to do some of his work for him. When Abner shows off his new badge, he is chagrined to learn that South mistakenly gave him a dogcatcher's badge.
91	[[AC:LiveActionTV]]
92	* In one episode of ''Series/BurnNotice'', Sam Axe stalls for time by putting together a fake badge using a wallet and a cut up beer can. Pointedly {{Justified\|Trope}} in that he says it only has to look good enough to keep the bad-guys at a distance of some 50-100 feet.
93	* ''Series/DoctorWho'': The Doctor and companions frequently use psychic paper to fake whatever documents they need, but it doesn't always work as intended. Such as when [[LovableSexManiac Jack Harkness]] accidentally showed Rose papers that said [[DistractedByTheSexy he was single and worked out]].
94	* When Ron is stopped by police for attempting to slaughter a pig in a public park in ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', he claims to have a permit. The permit he produces is actually a piece of paper with the typed words "I can do what I want -- Ron."[[note]]Even though Ron is head of the Parks Department and therefore does has considerable say over permissible uses of the parks, there are, as explained by the officer, other regulations involved (those of the Health Department, for example) that the Parks Department can't just casually overrule.[[/note]]
95	* ''Series/TheGames'': In "Dead Man", Bryan explains to Jasmine how you can get past security just by being in a hurry, flashing any kind of ID, and brusquely stating the name of an agency, which they then put into practice as they barge through a secure area of the airport:
96	-->'''Bryan:''' ''[Brandishing wallet as official badge]'' Federal Police.\
97	'''Jasmine:''' ''[Brandishing wallet as official badge]'' Mittagong Regional Library.
98	* ''Series/TheXFiles''. In "Pusher", the VillainOfTheWeek has PsychicPowers that give him a CompellingVoice. We discover his powers work nonverbally as well when he strolls into FBI headquarters wearing a piece of paper pinned to his chest with BADGE written on it.
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101	[[AC:NewspaperComics]]
102	* On two separate occasions, Dogbert of ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' has pulled this.
103	** One was bluffing an incompetent security guard to the tune of, "Look fast!! There it is!! Not a pack of matches!!"
104	** The second was Dogbert seeing if he could "get away with crimes" by doing them with his ears up, making him look cuter, going out in a car, being pulled over for passing an ambulance on the right, and, we're told:
105	-->'''Policeman:''' And your license is a blank piece of cardboard. I have to give you a verbal warning.\
106	'''Dogbert:''' I'll cry if you do.
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108	[[AC:VideoGames]]
109	* ''VideoGame/PapersPlease'' is all about detecting visitors with falsified documents. But most egregious is Jorgi Costava's repeated attempts to finesse his way through the checkpoint, on one occasion presenting a passport from "Cobrastan" (a country that doesn't exist, even in-universe) that is crudely drawn with crayon.
110	* ''VideoGame/Psychonauts2'': [[TheNapoleon Coach Oleander]]'s height is erroneously listed as 6'2 on his Psychonauts ID card.
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112	[[AC:VisualNovel]]
113	* In ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'', an impersonator once used a cardboard badge in an attempt to pass as Phoenix. This actually works, despite the fact that when we finally meet the impersonator he is literally orange and has the [[BrooklynRage heaviest Brooklyn accent]] you've ever heard.
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115	[[AC:WebOriginal]]
116	* In the ''VideoGame/PapersPlease'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brp-qzD07F4 crossover video]] ''Ponies Please'', Pinky Pie follows Jorji's example with a ridiculously bad forgery.
117	--> '''Gatekeeper:''' What is your name?
118	-->'''Pinky Pie:''' Pinky Pie!
119	-->'''Gatekeeper:''' That's not what's on your passport.
120	-->'''Pinky Pie:''' Oh, my passport isn't very good at spelling.
121	* In ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' the arctic base commander shows Florence his badge over videochat. Unfortunately, the line he was using [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2600/fc02548.htm belongs to Dr. Bowman]], a supergenius who doesn't like him very much.
122	-->'''Florence:''' I'm sorry, but being a [[{{Fartillery}} superior methane producer in the Natural Gas Rocket Rangers]] does not give you [[ThatsAnOrder direct order]] authority over me.
123	-->'''Commander:''' You're seeing what? Man, I hate redaction software!
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125	[[AC: WesternAnimation]]
126	* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'': In "Headhunters", Dipper and Mabel manage to get into a local BadGuyBar to interrogate Manly Dan by presenting fake [=IDs=]. These consists of pictures of themselves on white card with glitter, googly eyes, and the transparent pseudonyms "Lord Dippingsauce" and "Lady Mabelton". Also, Dipper's ID claims he's forty-five.
127	* ''WesternAnimation/KampKoral'': In "Pat's A Li'l Sinker", Patrick shows Mrs. Puff an obviously fake [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/c/c6/Pat%27s_A_Li%27l_Sinker_079.png swim badge]] that shows a drawing of him flailing in water.
128	* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Undergrads}}'', Rocko gets into a bar [[MinorWithFakeID using a fake ID]] that is just a photo of him stapled to a piece of card with "I am 21 so drinking is yes" written on it.
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130	[[AC: RealLife]]
131	* An audacious escape across the Berlin Wall was carried out by a car-load of East Germans, who rolled up in a (stolen) black car, and showed what looked like diplomatic passes to the guards. They were waved through to the American side. The "diplomatic credentials" they showed were in fact membership badges to the Playboy Club in West Berlin - which were designed to look like official credentials.
132	* Creator/TheChaser's infamous APEC prank involved them showing passes that: declared them to be from the "Chaser's War"; declared their role as "Insecurity", twice; had the word "joke" next to their photos; and in one spot read "It's pretty obvious this isn't a real pass". Somehow, however, they got all the way to the doors!
133	[[/folder]]
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135	[[folder: Multiple categories apply or other]]
136	[[AC: {{Film}}]]
137	* At the start of ''Film/HotFuzz'' when Constable Nicholas Angel walks in and shows his badge to the audience, CGI is used to make his scowling face be the same one displayed as his ID photo.
138	* In ''Film/RushHour'', Jackie Chan's character shows up halfway through a scene to cause a distraction, by flashing the American cop's badge. The American cop is ''black'', and his picture has a big ol' afro. Then Chan drops the badge.
139	-->'''Chan:''' This won't work. I'm not 6'1".
140	** In the second film, a female Secret Service agent shows her (valid) badge which is attached to her bra strap) by basically flashing the 2 main characters. Carter tells her to "show me your badge again".
141	* A case of JurisdictionFriction in ''Film/MuppetsMostWanted'' has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFssDzmhWMk two characters pulling out increasingly larger badges]], each bigger than the other's.
142	* This is PlayedStraight in ''Film/OnceUponATimeInMexico''. A former FBI agent goes on a mission of revenge against the druglord who killed his partner but the problem is, his badge has been invalidated due to his retirement. He paints over the invalidation stamp and practices flashing it in the mirror in such a way that people can recognize he's FBI without taking a closer look. [[spoiler: The bad guys do catch on eventually, however.]]
143	* A recurring gag in ''Film/TheThreeStooges''. Whenever the trio need to gain free entry to certain events, they'd pose as reporters by flashing buttons with "PRESS" printed on them... aside from Curley, whose button says "PULL".
144	* When Colt and Luger display their badges at the [[ScoutOut Wilderness Girls]] cookie factory in ''Film/LoadedWeapon1'', Colt's badge is sent flying and pins a hapless bystander to the wall.
145	* When Frank Drebin flashes his badge in ''Film/TheNakedGun'', about twenty credit cards drop out of the wallet he keeps it in.
146	* ''Film/AreYouBeingServed''. Mrs. Slocombe produces a photograph for her passport that unfortunately quite match the ElderlyBlueHairedLady she is now (she's sticking her head through a hole in a life-sized photo of a buxom bathing beauty). Unfortunately a randy revolutionary gets hold of the photograph and HilarityEnsues.
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148	[[AC: LiveActionTV]]
149	* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''
150	** The main characters pretend to be the FBI or police very often. Sometimes it happens that someone holds their badge upside down, or the picture shows somebody else.
151	** PlayedForLaughs in an episode where [[LiveActionRolePlay live action role players]] point out every flaw in their fake badges but just assume that the Winchesters are also role playing.
152	* ''Series/GetSmart''. Secret agent Maxwell Smart shows his CONTROL badge to a woman he wants to interview.
153	-->'''Woman:''' That doesn't look like you!
154	-->'''Max:''' That's because it's my thumbprint! ''(RevealShot of badge displaying a thumbprint instead of a picture)''
155	* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': In one episode Phoebe finds a genuine police badge in the couch cushions at Central Perk and starts using it to scold people for minor offenses she doesn't approve of, such as a woman who puts her cigarette out on a nearby tree. This backfires on Phoebe when she tries to scold a man for parking on a curb only to discover he's the cop whose badge she's been flashing around.

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