Line #114 Main/QuackDoctor


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4	Say, do you have cancer? Well, never fear. Your friendly local aromatherapist has some coconut oil scent which will stimulate the nerves in your nose. You'll be cured in no time!
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6	Maybe you're deaf. Well, never fear. Your friendly local chiropractic will yank your spine around, and fix your "vertebral subluxation", and you'll be able to hear. You'll be cured in no time!
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8	Maybe TheLoinsSleepTonight. Well, never fear. Your friendly local homeopath will take some medicine, dilute it about 60 billion times, and, uh, whack the bottle against a leather-bound book...you'll be cured in no time!
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10	Or, maybe you've fallen victim to a quack.
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12	A Quack Doctor pretends to be a doctor or other health care professional but actually practices fake science and fake cures, possibly due to being a ConArtist trying to separate gullible rubes from their money. The best case scenario is that the rube will lose their money, figure out that they were scammed, and seek treatment from a real doctor. Worse case scenarios lead to the suffering and death of the patient either from their disease going untreated, or the supposed "cure" being actively harmful. They may have a PhonyDegree in order to be extra convincing.
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14	Compared to a BackAlleyDoctor, which involves a medical procedure being done illicitly, either because the procedure itself is illegal[[note]]for example: a woman seeking an abortion in a location where abortions are illegal[[/note]], or because the person needing the procedure can't go to a regular hospital[[note]]for example: a person shot during the commission of a crime who is a fugitive from justice, or an organ donation using an organ that was illegally acquired)[[/note]]. The Back Alley Doctor may actually be competent and capable of performing a legit medical procedure, while the Quack Doctor by definition cannot do so. Of course, someone could be both.
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16	The Quack Doctor is also related to the SnakeOilSalesman, who makes a living by selling ridiculous fake medicines; and the FakeFaithHealer, who claims to be able to heal people through miraculous supernatural powers, often in a religious context. The Quack Doctor has an official right to perform medicine; it is just that it is better if he doesn't.
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18	A SubTrope of TheCon. Compare with DrFeelgood, who is really just delivering intoxicating drugs, but may be pretending to treat some sort of illness. Compare MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate, when the "Doctor" in question isn't specifically a con artist, but straight-up evil, and compare and contrast with ObsceneOBGYN, where the doctors ''are'' legitimate, but they still use their occupation for perverted purposes. Occasionally crosses over with TheBarnum. If played for laughs, may result in ComicallyIneptHealing; sometimes, it might even feature an [[FoulWaterfowl actual duck]] as a VisualPun.
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20	Due to modern controversies, [[Administrivia/NoRealLifeExamplesPlease no Real Life entries from the last 50 years]] please unless convictions or at least press recognition was made to the alleged doctor's quackery.
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24	!!Examples:
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28	* ''Manga/BlackJack'': Black Jack talked a quack doctor through performing surgery on him, which the quack had never done before; soon after, the quack declared his intention to go to medical school for real.
29	* ''Franchise/OnePiece'': In the past, Dr. Hiruluk was often called a wandering quack doctor who made the lives of his patients worse. He's not doing it for conning people, though; he's just really inept at medicine but has a desire to help sick people since he was cured of a heavy illness in the past.
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33	* In ''Art/MarriageALaMode'', Monsieur de la Pillule, the doctor visited by the Earl in the third picture of the series, is heavily implied to be a charlatan: several of the articles in his room (such as a crocodile with an ostrich egg hanging from it) are assembled without any sense or order, a narwhal tusk and a comb suggest that he started as a barber rather than a medic, and an image of the gallows tree is viewed as an implication that his "healing" almost got him hanged.
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37	* ''ComicStrip/{{Dondi}}'': Dondi finds himself put under the care of Doctor Helix, a lauded child psychologist. This doctor prides himself on his handling of difficult and disturbed children, for which he charges a hefty fee. Dondi at first is adversarial to the doctor's methods. However, when some reporters come to interview Doc Helix, Dondi gushes about all the fancy degrees the man has earned. One reporter recognizes a known diploma mill, and soon all the doctor's degrees are discovered to be bogus; the man is a glorified and overpaid babysitter at best.
38	* ''ComicBook/LuckyLuke'': Doctor Doxey is a fake doctor who travel from town to town [[SnakeOilSalesman selling a miracle elixir]] that allegedly cures illness and restores strength and vigor.
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42	* ''Film/AfterTheThinMan'': Dr. Kammer is a quack psychologist who doesn't seem to have much in the way of skills other than giving injections and testifying in court that clients are insane. His stunned comment after the murderer is dragged away raving: "My god. I was right. He really ''was'' crazy."
43	* ''Film/CatchMeIfYouCan'' has Frank Abagnale, a teenage con artist who poses as having several professions throughout the film including a doctor. He gets away with it for a while by working as a supervisor who spends most of his time behind a desk and letting the residents make the real diagnoses. However, being confronted with genuine medical emergencies causes him to realize that he can't continue the scam without potentially ''killing'' someone, so he hastily jumps into a less dangerous line of work.
44	* ''Film/{{Deadpool\|2016}}'': In the film's first act Wade Wilson, who is suffering from cancer, finally reaches his personal DespairEventHorizon when he goes to Mexico to a "psychic healer" and figures out how the doctor does his scam a couple of minutes after being attended. This is what makes him decide to accept the invitation of "Agent Smith" to become part of a SuperSoldier creation program where he will eventually become Deadpool.
45	* ''Film/DrKildare''. The patient that the title character has been surreptitiously watching in ''The Secret of Dr. Kildare'' is taken to a quack who promotes himself as a "Nature and sub-healer" using "electro-vibrations". Kildare is very upset by this.
46	* Near the end of ''Film/ManOnTheMoon'', a dying Creator/AndyKaufman goes to Mexico to visit a "psychic surgeon" who claims to be able to remove cancers by laying on of hands, with blood and guts oozing out of his hands as evidence that he's really doing something. When Andy spots the chicken guts the guy has palmed, he starts laughing.
47	* ''Film/TheMiracleWoman'': Florence Fallon is a "healer" who apparently heals people with disabilities and severe health issues. However, it's all a sham to con people out of their money; the supposedly "healed" patients are planted to make people believe these "miracles".
48	* ''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenArm'': Zosh, who is confined to a wheelchair due to a spinal injury suffered in a car crash, is visited by a ridiculous quack who hooks her up to an "electric blood reverser and spine manipulator." Actually justified in this instance, as Zosh is only pretending and actually can walk perfectly well.
49	* ''Film/PetesDragon1977'': Dr. Terminus, who is also a traveling SnakeOilSalesman, never really displays any true medical credentials, but is constantly offering up hoax cures of every type imaginable. When he discovers the existence of the titular dragon, he becomes quite excited at the prospect of chopping up Elliot to make all kinds of elixirs and curatives to expand his business (and fortune).
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53	* ''Literature/TheApothecaryDiaries'' has a character who is referred to by this exact trope. As there aren't many skilled doctors willing to become eunuchs, he was the best doctor the Rear Palace could get.
54	* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
55	** ''Literature/{{Pyramids}}'': The resident Doctor at the Assassins' Guild is presented as a quick-thinking bluffer who appears to have scammed his way into the job with very little actual knowledge of medicine. He does have an ability to think on his feet and, presented with a comatose patient, invents the theory that's all caused by tiny little organisms which are too small to see... "''Walruses.'' Yea, that's right. Walruses. Walrus-borne infection, see?"
56	** Later ''Discworld'' novels show this is true of pretty much ''any'' Ankh-Morpork doctor, since like any true Ankh-Morporkian their main goal is simply keeping the patient alive long enough to get paid. The patient actually pulling through is just a detail, and deaths are dismissed as the will of the Gods, to the extent that when the Patrician gets poisoned Captain Vimes ''refuses'' to let an actual doctor treat him, and gets the city's best ''horse'' doctor to make a house call (since horses are a lot more monetarily valuable, especially to easily upset mob bosses).
57	* ''Literature/TheGodfather'': Dr. Taza spends more time in brothels than reading medical books and received his medical degree from the university of Palerma only because the local [[TheMafia Mafia]] leader said so. Michael Corleone is understandably hesitant to have him operate his jaw [[PoliceBrutality broken by]] [[DirtyCop NYPD Captain Mark McCluskey]].
58	* ''Literature/TheGraceOfKings'': The ImmortalitySeeker Emperor Mapidéré ([[NoHistoricalFiguresWereHarmed based on Emperor Qin Shi Huang]]) drew a crowd of fraudulent and delusional healers who promised various {{Longevity Treatment}}s for exorbitant sums. The [[HarmfulHealing quack medicine]] left him looking thirty years older than his age.
59	* One of the cases in ''Literature/TheNo1LadiesDetectiveAgency'' involves a general physician who sometimes seems to be a very good doctor, and sometimes acts like he has no idea what he's doing. The solution to the mystery is that [[spoiler:the actual doctor and his identical twin brother (who definitely isn't a doctor) are running two doctor's offices in different cities, simultaneously--in order to make twice as much money. [[TwinSwitch They switch between the offices at regular intervals]], so at any visit there's a 50% chance you'll be seen by the quack instead.]]
60	* In ''Literature/TheSistersGrimm'', Frau Pfefferkuchenhaus ([[Literature/HanselAndGretel the Gingerbread Witch]]) works as a dentist, and it seems that pulling the teeth out is the only treatment you can get at her office (although, thankfully, she is also aware of the existence of anaesthetics). When Sabrina tries to tell Puck one has to go to a medical school to become a dentist, Frau Pfefferkuchenhaus says "I didn't know that".
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64	* ''Series/{{CSINY}}'': In "[[Recap/CSINYS02E12 Wasted]]", a woman posing as a doctor uses unverified folk remedies to milk her patients of their life savings, and when all their money is gone, she accepts jewelry as payment. The wife of a man with a rare blood disease is finally driven over the edge after the leech treatments the "doctor" uses on the husband repeatedly fail to work, and shoots her in an alley.
65	* A RunningGag of ''Series/DoctorWho'' is about [[TheNthDoctor The Doctor]] being confused with a real doctor, but sometimes he uses the confusion and becomes a quack.
66	* At one point in Creator/MichaelPalin's travelogue ''Full Circle'', Palin goes to visit a Philippine "psychic surgeon" who does the hand-squeezing thing. Palin is too polite to confront him but he clearly isn't impressed.
67	* ''Series/HawaiiFiveO'': In the two-parter "Once Upon a Time" [=McGarrett=]'s sister is in thrall to a quack doctor who claims she can cure her baby, who has cancer. The child passes away long before the end of part one.
68	* ''Series/LawAndOrder'': The Episode "[[Recap/LawAndOrderS5E15Seed Seed]]" has a distraught woman shoot at her husband in a bank, for which a security drops her. The woman had been seeing a fertility doctor in hopes of achieving motherhood but was told she'd miscarried. After subpoenaing the doctor's records, detectives discover multiple patients receiving sperm from one particular donor, "AX-23," who is a carrier of the cystic fibrosis gene. Doc Delbert also has this gene, and a medical license, but not the ethics.
69	* ''Series/PowerRangersTimeForce'': The MonsterOfTheWeek Medicon is a medical-themed mutant prisoner who is derided by Frax as being a quack.
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73	* Music/WeirdAlYankovic: The song "Like a Surgeon" is from the point of view of a self-admitted quack surgeon who engages in various forms of medical malpractice. However, the main reason the A.M.A. considers him a disgrace isn't because all his patients end up dying, but because they're dying ''before they can pay''.
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77	* ''Series/TheMuppetShow'': Played with. One recurring segment is "Veterinarian's Hospital", described by the announcer as "the continuing stoooooooory of a quack who's gone to the dogs". ([[{{Pun}} The doctor is played by Rowlf]].) It's not clear if Rowlf's character, Dr. Bob, really is a quack, but he's a terrible doctor regardless—he swaps jokes with the nurses (played by Janice and Miss Piggy) instead of making any real effort to heal his patients.
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81	* In ''Radio/TheGoonShow'' episode "The Call of the West", Bloodnok appears as a seller of 'thunder pills' in Dodge City. Having seen what they do to an unfortunate volunteer, the townspeople are quick to declare him a quack and chase him out of town.
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85	* ''TabletopGame/DeadOfWinter'': Anita Wallace has no fewer than three random events where she tells BlatantLies about [[MysteriousPast her old job]]. In one, she claims to have been an herbalist and offers to treat another survivor's injuries, [[HarmfulHealing worsening them]] if they accept.
86	* In ''TabletopGame/{{Ironclaw}}'' good medicine adds a flat +1 to an injured or sick character's healing quota, quack medicine on the other hand allows a character to roll their Will dice as well as their Body when rolling to increase their healing quota, implying it's a placebo. It only costs half as much though.
87	* In ''TabletopGame/MyriadSong'' characters with the Bad Medicine gift can remove most detrimental conditions with a successful check, but then the patient has to make a check to avoid getting sick or addicted to whatever questionably legal substances were administered.
88	* ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay'': Good medical care is scarce, expensive, and often [[HarmfulHealing dangerous]] in the Old World, and any doctor has a chance to be a fraud or lunatic. They can stumble upon a real treatment, but it's equally likely that an apparently successful Heal skill test will fall apart after a few hours or days. Higher-paid doctors are actually ''more'' likely to be quacks -- at least, until their first high-profile cock-up.
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92	* In ''Theatre/LElisirDAmore'', Dr. Dulcamara claims to sell an all-curing medicine just for three lire. When Nemorino asks him if he also sells "Queen Isolde's love potion", Dulcamara, after a moment of confusion, quickly says yes and gives Nemorino a bottle of Bordeaux wine, claiming that it's the love elixir.
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96	* ''VideoGame/{{Webkinz}}'': Subverted. Dr. Quack is an anthropomorphic duck doctor who is named after the phrase "quack doctor." Ironically, though, he seems to be perfectly legitimate and is shown to be very kind and caring.
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100	* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': In the toon "Bug in Mouth Disease", Homestar swallows a bug and goes into a panic over it. He eventually asks Bubs if he is a doctor, which Bubs says yes upon finding a card that says Dr. Bubs [[note]]really a card for VCR repair/fashion consultant[[/note]]. After examining Homestar, he tells him he doesn't have a pancreas before offering to sell him one. Homestar is not amused.
101	-->'''Homestar:''' Bubs, [[LampshadeHanging are you an unethical quack]]?\
102	'''Bubs:''' The most quackinest!
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106	* ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'': Le Quack, an anthropomorphic duck, is a con artist. In the episode "[[Recap/CourageTheCowardlyDogS1E2 Dr. Le Quack, Amnesia Specialist]]" he poses as a doctor who uses unorthodox means to try and cure Muriel's amnesia. However, he's actually trying to get her to tell him where she keeps her valuables, so he can rob her.
107	* [[ZigZaggingTrope Zigzagged]] for Dr. Zoidberg the alien doctor from ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''. He claims to be an expert on humans but is clearly not. However, he is not conning; he truly thinks he knows about human anatomy, but he doesn't. As for whether or not he's a real doctor, that varies. In one episode, he claims he lost his medical degree in a volcano but might have been lying. In another, it's revealed that he's NotThatKindOfDoctor but another episode suggests that he's good at doctoring various species, just not humans.
108	* In ''WesternAnimation/TheHairBearBunch'': in "The Bear Who Came to Dinner", Square Bear is faking an injury and is taking advantage of zookeeper Peevly's hospitality. Peevly calls for a doctor, and who he gets is zoo gorilla Bananas, with whom Hair Bear pulled an allnighter teaching him about medicine. Bananas introduces himself as Dr. Rudolph Von Faker: M.D., B.A., Ph.D and P.D.Q. When Bananas tests Square's reflexes and gets a kick in the stomach:
109	-->'''Dr. Von Faker!Bananas:''' There is evidence of definite scars und injuries.\
110	'''Peevly:''' On the bear?\
111	'''Dr. Von Faker!Bananas:''' (''painfully'') No...on the doctor!
112	* Andre from ''WesternAnimation/InsideJob2021'' is already questionable in his professional ethics with his [[UndiscriminatingAddict polysubstance abuse]], but in the season one finale, it's revealed [[spoiler:he flunked out of med school first year]]
113	* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'': In "The Sneezin' Weasel" (1938), Willie the Weasel poses as a Dr. Quack (not the real one, who does appear later) to treat a chick with a cold and try to seize him as well as his siblings. Willie gives himself away when he sneezes and his disguise comes off.
114	** In "Hare Tonic," Bugs Bunny is disguised as [[PunnyName Dr. Kilpatient]] as part of his plan to make Elmer think he has "rabbit-itis." He paints red and yellow spots in a room, grills Elmer on math ("Aha! Multiplyin'!") and that he even looks like a rabbit.
115	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}}'': In the episode "The Medicine Man" from the 60's animated series, Bluto/Brutus plays the role of Doctor Quack. He deliberately sabotages Popeye's spinach medicines to get rid of a potential competitor and messes up his health with questionable treatments (scare therapy for hiccups, sneezing powder, sleeping pills, and, finally, a high-speed trip downhill on a wheelchair) ForTheEvulz. Eventually, Popeye lets him give a taste of his own medicine by applying Quack's scare therapy on the doctor himself: after accidentally drinking genuine spinach medicine, he immediately recovers from Quack's medicines, throws the latter onto an operating room table, and shows him a dozen surgical tools ready to be used. Quack freaks out and bursts out from his office at full speed with the whole operation table.
116	* ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'': In "[[Recap/TheRealGhostbustersS5E2SomethingsGoingAround Something's Going Around]]", a ghost pretends to be a living doctor named Dr. [=McAtheter=] and sells the Ghostbusters potato chips that he claims are a health food. However, they actually give the Ghostbusters bizarre symptoms (such as random size changes, strange-coloured lesions, and levitation) whenever they're around ghosts so that the ghosts can cause chaos without being caught.
117	* ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'': In the episode "[[Recap/RockosModernLifeS1E3RockosHappySackFluInUEnza Flu-In-U-Enza]]," Rocko [[SickEpisode gets a cold]] and goes to see a doctor. During the examination, [[PunnyName Dr. Bendova]] asks him to bend over as he does a GloveSnap, and it cuts to the exam being done. Rocko seems quite traumatized by the whole ordeal, [[AssShove making it easy to fill in the blanks]]. Turns out that Bendova is not a doctor at all, and instead, is an escaped mental patient.
118	* Dr. Nick Riviera from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' is the doctor to go to if you are OK with having an unskilled practitioner in exchange for nominally lower costs. In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E7KingSizeHomer King Size Homer]]", Doctor Hibbert (who is competent most of the time) recommends him to Homer, on the grounds that he will help [[ItMakesSenseInContext someone become morbidly obese]] while Hibbert can't in good conscience do it.
119	* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': The episode "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS4E1FearOfAKrabbyPattyShellOfAMan Fear of a Krabby Patty]]" is about [=SpongeBob=] being forced to make Krabby Patties for non-stop for days on end without any sleep. Eventually, due to being sleep-deprived, he starts hallucinating and develops a [[TitleDrop fear of a Krabby Patty]]. Plankton tries to take advantage of this by disguising himself as a psychologist named [[PaperThinDisguise Dr. Peter Lankton]] in order to try to get [=SpongeBob=] to tell him the Krabby Patty ingredients. After using hypnosis, [=SpongeBob=] falls asleep, which cures his fears. However, still trying to get the ingredients, Plankton claims otherwise.
120	* ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks'': Dr. Migleemo is a literal example of this as much as he is a figurative one. Besides being a bird-like species of alien, he has no actual knowledge of science or psychological practices, instead providing his services in the form of constant food puns that do nothing but annoy his patients. The ''Cerritos'' isn't exactly the ''Enterprise'', but his level of incompetency is so bad that ''no one'' on the ship trusts him, and Season 4 reveals that Mariner's [[spoiler:problems stemming from her PTSD of losing her friend Ensign Sito and fighting in the Dominion War]] only became compounded because she doesn't trust the only therapist she has access to. Really, it's a miracle that Migleemo hasn't been fired yet.
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