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2	->''"The kind of classic fifties-era first-contact story that Jonathan Swift might have written, if Jonathan Swift had had a background in game theory."''
3	-->-- '''Peter Watts''', "[[http://www.rifters.com/crawl/?p=266 In Praise of Baby-Eating]]"
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5	''[[http://lesswrong.com/lw/y4/three_worlds_collide_08/ Three Worlds Collide]]'' is a [[RationalFic rational]] [[WebSerialNovel web novella]] by Creator/EliezerYudkowsky of the semi-firm SF variety. It's a FirstContact story -- it deals with the ethics and tactics associated with meeting StarfishAliens, among other things. To some extent it also reads like a thought experiment about game theory (it was, after all, written for [[Blog/LessWrong a blog about human rationality]]). Has many allusions to [[MemeticMutation modern Internet memes]] and current ideas in the [[{{Transhuman}} transhumanism]] community.
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7	Also, swearing, naughty tentacles, and other stuff which [[NotSafeForWork your boss might not like]].
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9	!!Tropes:
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12	* AuthorTract: Much of what transpires is an illustration of theories the author had previously posted to the same blog. See ''FanFic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'' for another example.
13	* BlueAndOrangeMorality: The entire point of the story is to feature three incompatible ethical systems and how those people would communicate and change each other.
14	* BoldlyComing: The Superhappies' first-contact message ends with "[[DoYouWantToCopulate Would you like to have sex]]?"
15	* CrapsackOnlyByComparison: The Superhappies are absolutely horrified at the idea of an advanced civilisation that allows its citizens to feel any form of unhappiness, considering that a dystopia so terrible that it must be conquered and rebuilt according to Superhappy principles for its own good.
16	* CultureClash: A clash between humans and two other species of StarfishAliens, the babyeaters and the superhappies, with each race having a morality at complete tangents to the other two, with the babyeaters doing [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin the obvious]] and the superhappies being completely hedonistic. Oh, [[DeliberateValuesDissonance plus future humans to most present humans, since they think rape is enjoyable for both parties]].
17	* DeathbedConfession: The Confessor [[spoiler:admits that he once raped and killed a young woman when he was young, and that he also had fetal alcohol syndrome.]]
18	%% DeathEqualsRedemption
19	* DeliberateValuesDissonance: Future social mores aren't like 21st century ones, much like 21st century mores aren't like those of several hundred years in the past. A particular example is future humans' views on [[SexualHarassmentAndRapeTropes rape]], which are so divorced from 21st century mores that the latter are incomprehensible to the protagonists even after being explained.
20	* EarnYourHappyEnding: The author made the ''readers'' earn it by demanding they invent a happy ending better than his within a deadline.
21	* EarthShatteringKaboom: [[spoiler:In the reader-devised ending, the human colony world Huygens is destroyed by a supernova.]]
22	* EatsBabies: Subverted and ''inverted'' by the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Babyeaters]] -- not only is the EatsBabies trope ''not'' used as a simple sign of being evil, but in the Babyeater fiction, letting too many babies live ''is'' used as a simple sign of being evil.
23	* EsotericHappyEnding: Deliberately invoked -- either or both endings could be considered this, depending on your values. According to the author, the ending that involves [[spoiler:killing billions of humans]] is the ''good'' one.
24	* FirstContact: A triangular example between Humans, Babyeaters, and Superhappies all at the same time. Justified by all three races having been attracted by an unusual cosmological phenomenon in the vicinity.
25	* GallowsHumor: One of the main coping strategies of many characters in the last chapter.
26	* GeneticMemory: Also sexually transmitted.
27	* GettingSmiliesPaintedOnYourSoul: What the Superhappies plan to do to the Babyeaters and humans.
28	* GoldenEnding: After being told to EarnYourHappyEnding, the readers came up with a plan that was even better than the best one the writer had considered.
29	* GroinAttack: [[spoiler:PlayedForLaughs. In the final chapter, the Lady Sensory knees the Lord Pilot in the groin after he grabs her breast. This is after the Lady Sensory admits she often fantasized about doing such a thing.]]
30	* HappilyEverAfter: The ''bad'' ending. For certain values of "happily".
31	* HeadDesk: By the captain when the first message from the Superhappies is shown.
32	* TheHeroDies: In the reader-decided ending [[spoiler:the crew of the ''Impossible Possible World'' generates a supernova that cuts the Superhappies off from the rest of humanity, saving them from being [[GettingSmilesPaintedOnYourSoul "altered"]], but dooming the crew to death a few minutes later.]]
33	* HumansAreAverage: Surprisingly, given how strange the aliens are, the Superhappies stand in the same relationship to humans that humans stand to the Babyeaters.
34	%% HumansThroughAlienEyes
35	* {{Infodump}}: I've translated the aliens' language! But before telling you what they said, let me bring you up to speed on the history of statistical language-translation methods...
36	* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The humans' translation software isn't perfect, but it gets better over time. Also, some ridiculous-sounding statements that the characters assume were garbled in translation were, in fact, translated correctly.
37	%% InTheFutureHumansWillBeOneRace: Implied.
38	%% ** And, in one ending, [[spoiler:"In The Future All Life Will Be One Race."]]
39	* {{Irony}}: Upon encountering the aliens, Akon obsessively hopes that they are aware of the PrisonersDilemma, as fighting them or being destroyed himself are the last thing he wants. [[spoiler:At the end, Akon has an opportunity to pick the "good" solution, destroying the system they are in, and allowing all races to continue unchanged. Instead, the crew (with Akon indisposed to weigh in), end up picking the "evil" solution -- keep humanity safe, but throw Babyeaters under the bus[[labelnote:*]]It's a pretty nice bus, with lots of sex. They also throw a few billion humans under a [[EarthShatteringKaboom much worse bus]][[/labelnote]].]]
40	* JustInTime: [[{{Deconstruction}} Deconstructed]]. [[spoiler:Some of the ships that are evacuating as many people as they can don't leave in time and get fried by the supernova. They kill ten billion people because of the unknown risk that the aliens might otherwise show up in time, which there is little real basis to think would happen. Waiting six hours would have saved them. The author presents this as the correct decision.]]
41	* KilledMidSentence: The third ending, "Atonement". [[spoiler:Having set the supernova on its course, the cast members are pretty much just standing around and talking for their last few minutes of life. The Master of Fandom asks the Kiritsugu if he feels like he can die without regrets. The supernova hits in the middle of his answer: "Don't be ridicu--"]]
42	* LanguageEqualsThought:
43	** The Babyeaters use the same word for "to eat babies" and "to be moral". This makes it rather difficult for the humans to explain that they consider baby-eating ''not'' to be moral.
44	** The Superhappies use the same word for "to talk" and "to have sex", because they think and communicate by exchanging genetic material, which means talking and having sex are literally the same act to them.
45	* MeaningfulName: The names humans give the alien species. The Superhappies are concerned with maximizing pleasure and happiness, and the [[EatsBabies Babyeaters]], [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin well...]]
46	* MentalAffair: The Superhappies basically partake in psychic sex any time they communicate.
47	* MentalFusion: The Superhappies also exchange much more than "words" during their mental sex. They essentially share their entire minds, making the species a borderline HiveMind.
48	* MindlinkMates: The Superhappies [[RuleOfThree again]], who make it very clear their mental communication ''is'' romantic and sexual in nature.
49	%% MrExposition: Each character functions in this role at least once.
50	* MultipleEndings: Including interactivity -- the author announced at the split point that the true ending would be determined by whether anyone came up with the correct solution in the comments to the post before the critical update.
51	* NotSoDifferentRemark: "They're a lot like our own children, really." [[spoiler:That is, not only are the Babyeater children like human children, ''human'' children are like ''Superhappy'' children ... and the Superhappies feel as much revulsion for how humans treat their children as humans do for Babyeaters eating their children alive.]]
52	* OlderThanTheyLook: The humans have developed biotechnology which is implied to allow them to live forever.
53	%% PopCulturedBadAss: It's a respected profession here. This is clearly what the "Master of Fandom" is.
54	* ProudMerchantRace: Taken to bizarre extremes, just like pretty much anything else. For better or worse, capitalism has become so pervasive in human society that most decisions, including the day to day running of a major scientific research vessel, are made via the stock market.
55	%% PortalNetwork
56	%% Reality Ensues: Regarding FirstContact.
57	* ScaryDogmaticAliens: An updated version of the Aliens as Communists vs. Aliens as Nazis dichotomy for the internet age. The Babyeaters, with their rather extreme malthusian take on reproduction, inflexibly moralistic and often essentialistic culture and technological inferiority compared to the capitalistic humans ([[spoiler:with one very important exception]]), not to mention their [[BugWar insectoid appearance]] echoing Creator/RobertAHeinlein's earlier likening of [[Literature/StarshipTroopers leftists to insects]], read like an unflattering caricature of the modern American "SJW" Left. The hedonistic, over-sexualized and amorally utilitarian Superhappies, meanwhile, represent the ideas of philosopher [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pearce_(philosopher) David Pearce]], who has ideas similar to, but not quite the same as Yudkowsky.
58	%% ShootTheDog: All three endings have this.
59	* ShoutOut: "The aliens will consider this one of their great historical works of literature, like ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' or ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight''..." The Superhappies also have a ship officer with the rank "kiritsugu" which is the given name of a major character from ''Literature/FateZero'' who had a background role in ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight''.
60	** The Alderson drive, and how it works, was first described in ''Literature/TheMoteInGodsEye''.
61	%% SophisticatedAsHell: The ship's Interpreter of the Market's Will. Everything they say.
62	* StarfishAliens: Could be considered a {{Deconstruction}} considering just exactly ''how'' different the aliens are.
63	* UniversalTranslator: [[JustifiedTrope Justified]]. The aliens send them an entire copy of the ''internet'', and the humans use statistics to match up languages.
64	* ValuesDissonance: InUniverse; the plot is "Future Humans" (as different from us as a typical alien race from more typical scifi) make first contact with two utterly alien species at the same time. Then the Human command crew spend twenty-four hours discussing ValuesDissonance.
65	* WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove: Ironically reversed in regards to humanity and the Superhappies -- it's the humans who have to ask "What is 'untranslatable 2'?"
66	* WhatYouAreInTheDark: The trope is discussed in the epilogue by the main cast, after they [[spoiler:trigger the supernova at Huygens]]. At this point, [[spoiler:they are all inescapably going to die in nine minutes]] and neither they nor anyone else has to live with the consequences of their actions in the meantime. The Lord of Fandom muses that, having no particular impulses, he must not "really" be much of anyone at all. The Lady Sensory informs the Lord Pilot that she had often fantasized about [[GroinAttack kicking him in the testicles]], but now that the perfect consequence-free opportunity has come up, she doesn't actually want to do it after all. [[spoiler:The Lord Pilot grabs her breast and gloats that this means his self-estimate was more accurate than hers -- ''that'' gets her to kick him for real.]]
67	* YouAreWhatYouHate: The Confessor was once vehemently opposed to society's loosening standards on the concept of consensual sex, but later admits he was a violent rapist as a teenager.

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