Line #9 Literature/OneNationUnderJupiter


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3	''One Nation, Under Jupiter'' is a completed AlternateHistory WebSerialNovel released in 2016.
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5	The year is 312 AD. UsefulNotes/TheRomanEmpire is plagued by civil war. The forces of the Emperor Constantine advance on Rome to usurp the Emperor Maxentius, bolstered by [[MissionFromGod a vision that Constantine would triumph in the name of Christianity.]] The two armies meet at the Milvian Bridge, [[PointOfDivergence only for the pagan Maxentius to triumph.]]
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7	The year is 2766 [[AbUrbeCondita AUC.]] Most of the world worships the Roman pantheon. Tensions are rising between China and the nation of Nova Roma. A cult of Isis-worshippers known as the Sons of Horus has protested Roman activity in the Middle East. The Senate has recently decided to lift the ban on reading Kee Kanuntee's theory of evolution, all while the Emperor continues to push piety as the greatest of all virtues. In the midst of it all, a journalist named Diagoras Cinna has decided to investigate the impact religion has had on modern society.
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9	The book can be read on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/a:t5_39ilj/ Reddit]] and [[https://www.wattpad.com/story/73135046-one-nation-under-jupiter Wattpad]]. The original Reddit community and matching Tumblr had been deleted at some point in 2023.
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11	!! ''One Nation, Under Jupiter'' contains examples of:
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13	* AbUrbeCondita: How all the years are numbered, as Christianity never became the dominant religion.
14	* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: Getting drunk on the Bacchanalia inspires Diagoras to pull out his gun at the Temple of Bacchus.
15	* TheAllegedBoss: Turbidus, the editor for the ''New Antioch Tribune'', who seems to be subject to Diagoras' whims.
16	* AlternateHistoryWank: Ghana controls most of West Africa, while Japan is more of a colonial power than it ever was in real life. Partially subverted with Nova Roma: While it's very much a superpower, it suffered great loss along the way and no longer controls any of the territory of the former Roman Empire.
17	* AllThereInTheManual: Much of the information about the setting is located in online side material outside the book itself.
18	* AncientGrome: Much of Nova Roma's religion, particularly the emphasis on myth, is more Greek than Roman. Justified as Maxentius' campaign of piety changed traditional Roman paganism to be more substantial.
19	* AntiHero: Diagoras is dedicated to revealing the truth about the negative impact Roman religion has had on society, but is also a narcissistic, violent slaveowner.
20	* AntiVillain: ...Emperor Piissimus, on the other hand, although a warmongering dictator, appears to believe he is doing the right thing, frowns on Taurus' excessive cruelty, and is polite during his interaction with Diagoras, to the point of forgiving Diagoras for attempting to kill him!
21	* AppealToNature: Diagoras invokes this, claiming homosexuality goes against evolution.
22	* ATankardOfMooseUrine: Diagoras can't stand beer of any kind, [[ForeignQueasine due to it being generally disliked in Roman culture]]. Servius enjoys it, though.
23	* AWizardDidIt: Parodied at the Museum of Faith and Science, where Quintus claims that life could not have occurred by chance, meaning the Roman pantheon must exist.
24	* BandOfBrothels: The Temple of Venus.
25	* BargainWithHeaven: The belief in the ''pax deorum,'' that the gods will protect Rome in exchange for proper religious practice, is still alive and well.
26	* BeleagueredAssistant: Servius, forced to work as Diagoras' slave during his quest to debunk the gods despite still believing in them himself.
27	* BerserkButton: ''Never'' insult Relicta in front of Diagoras.
28	* BetterToDieThanBeKilled: Discussed. Diagoras finds the suicide of Cato the Younger to be admirable. Servius responds by asking if Diagoras would do the same thing.
29	* BigBrotherInstinct: Despite being her ''younger'' brother, Diagoras acts this way towards Relicta.
30	* BilingualBonus: [[http://onenationunderjupiter.tumblr.com/post/133600464796/%E8%B5%B7-%E5%88%9D An excerpt from Youtai's book]] was posted before the novel itself was. Chinese speakers would be able to recognize it as [[spoiler: the beginning of the Book of Genesis.]]
31	* BloodMagic: Animal sacrifice is still practiced to uphold the ''pax deorum.''
32	* BreadAndCircuses: Having descended from the TropeNamer, it's something of a given Nova Roma would employ this. Diagoras even refers to it by name.
33	* ByronicHero: Diagoras is well-intentioned but cynical, and his hatred of religion often makes him as extreme as those he criticizes.
34	* CargoCult: The cult of Ignistelum, god of firearms, arguably qualifies.
35	* CloseEnoughTimeline: [[spoiler: Although no time travel is involved, the ending implies Diagoras will kickstart a religion similar to Christianity.]]
36	* ConvenienceStoreGiftShopping: Discussed. Diagoras notes the gifts offered to the gods are usually low-quality.
37	* ConspicuousTrenchcoat: Diagoras starts wearing one of these after he's attracted notoriety.
38	* CulturePolice: The Roman office of ''censor'' is still alive and well in Nova Roma.
39	* CrappyHolidays: Diagoras' run-in with his parents during the feast of Parentalia doesn't go well.
40	* DaEditor: Turbidus is a milder example.
41	* DarkestAfrica: Inverted. Ghana has become a major power, though it has gone downhill in recent years.
42	* DartboardOfHate: Diagoras shoots a target made to look like a priest at the Temple of Ignistelum.
43	* DaysOfFuturePast: Culturally, Nova Roma has changed little compared to its Roman counterpart.
44	* DeathOfTheOldGods: Averted for the most part, as the entire setting is based around this never happening [[spoiler: at least not yet]]. Played straight with Isis, whose cult is slowly beginning to die out due to Nova Roma's growing animosity for the Middle East.
45	* DefiantToTheEnd: Aquilinus Agricola, the captured member of the Sons of Horus forced to act in ''The Death of Hercules,'' refuses to play along.
46	* DefinitelyJustACold: As the book goes on, Diagoras' health deteriorates further. He usually ignores it.
47	* DeliberateValuesDissonance: Nova Roma is theocratic, nationalistic, militaristic, and xenophobic. [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero Diagoras himself isn't much better.]]
48	* DemocracyIsFlawed: Gaius seems to subscribe to this belief, claiming to be a demigod to manipulate voters.
49	* DeniedFoodAsPunishment: One of the girls at Camp Piety.
50	* DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu: The entire interview with the oracle, who claims to be Apollo speaking through her. Diagoras has no problem mocking a god to their face.
51	* DinosaursAreDragons: Quintus Pernus, the director of the Museum of Faith and Science, claims that the Hydra and other mythical creatures were dinosaurs.
52	* DisproportionateRetribution: Discussed when Diagoras interviews "Apollo," asking how [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niobe killing Niobe's children]] was fair.
53	* DivineParentage: Emperor Piissimus claims this not only for himself, but for the entire population of Nova Roma, claiming them to be descendants of Romulus, who was in turn the son of Mars. More directly, Senator Gaius Scortus claims to be the son of Jupiter.
54	* DoesntLikeGuns: Servius gets frightened by the gunshots at the Temple of Ignistelum.
55	* DreamingOfTimesGoneBy: Diagoras dreams about himself at the Battle of Milvian Bridge, seeing Maxentius kill Constantine.
56	* EarlyBirdCameo: Youtai appears several times before he's properly introduced, though Diagoras never describes him as anything more than a Chinaman.
57	* TheEmperor: Emperor Piissimus, naturally.
58	* EnemyEatsYourLunch: Played with. During the feast of Compitalia, Diagoras eats the cakes Servius made as an offering to their household god. Of course, being a statue, the household god would never have eaten them to begin with.
59	* TheEvilsOfFreeWill: Camp Piety is designed to "cure" any suspected atheists.
60	* ExcrementStatement: Diagoras tries to make Servius urinate on the wall of the censors' office, though unsuccessfully.
61	* FaintingSeer: The oracle at the Temple of Apollo, who delivers a foreboding prediction to Diagoras before collapsing.
62	* FamousAncestor: Dinkee Kanuntee is the grandson of Kee Kanuntee, the biologist who pioneered the theory of evolution.
63	* AFormYouAreComfortableWith: Sol Ocellus, a Platonic Buddhist, claims the entire Roman pantheon is the result of one god doing this to embody different virtues.
64	* FictionalDocument: Several in-universe writings were made to establish the setting, most notably ''The Eagle and the Dragon.''
65	* ForeignCussWord: Diagoras calls Lucia a ''pathicus,'' a Latin slur for men who submit to anal sex.
66	* FriendToBugs: Dinkee adores his pet tarantula, Anansi.
67	* TheFundamentalist: Most of the religious extremists interviewed. Diagoras himself could qualify as an atheistic example.
68	* GeneralRipper: Legate Aurelius Taurus, a Roman war hero who's more than happy to decimate an entire city if he thinks it's necessary.
69	* GermanicDepressives: Gottlieb, a German immigrant who's morose about how his gods are treated in Roman society.
70	* GiveMyRegardsInTheNextWorld: Diagoras says "Give Ma'at my regards" after shooting the Sons of Horus.
71	* GladiatorGames: Diagoras and Servius attend one. However, in the present day they're more about the sport itself than violence, and neither gladiator is killed, or even seriously hurt.
72	* GodGuise: The oracle at the Temple of Apollo claims to be Apollo speaking through her. Diagoras doesn't buy it.
73	* GoodSamaritan: Joannes saves Diagoras by claiming him as under the protection of the Temple of Prometheus.
74	* GratuitousLatin: Although most of the Latin is subject to TranslationConvention, a few phrases are left untranslated.
75	* GunNut: Sicarius Columbus, the head priest at the Temple of Ignistelum, literally worships guns.
76	* TheGunslinger: Diagoras is able to rapidly shoot all of the Sons of Horus without even thinking about it.
77	* GunsVsSwords: The Battle of Marida in 2055, the Roman military's first use of firearms, against Turks still wielding medieval weapons. [[spoiler: Guns win.]]
78	* HappinessInSlavery: Slavery still exists in Nova Roma, though treatment of slaves is heavily regulated. Diagoras usually treats Servius as more of a roommate than anything.
79	* HeroWithBadPublicity: Diagoras, if he can be called a hero. Being an open atheist puts him at odds with Roman society.
80	* HeWhoFightsMonsters: Diagoras' drive to disprove the gods and denounce Roman religion leads to him performing some ActivistFundamentalistAntics of his own. In addition, the Sons of Horus are shown to have aspirations just as tyrannical as the government they hope to overthrow.
81	* HighPriest: Emperor Piissimus, who serves as both Emperor and ''Pontifex Maximus.'' Verus and Falsa Sperus fill this role to a lesser extent as well.
82	* HobbesWasRight: Taurus believes so, claiming "When freedom wants to be, it can be worse than even the nastiest dictator."
83	* HollywoodAtheist: Diagoras has shades of this, actively hating the Roman religion and its followers to the point that he's as dogmatic as they are.
84	* HollywoodExorcism: Subverted. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemuria_(festival) The Lemuria]] isn't dramatic at all. Diagoras even finds it silly.
85	* HufflepuffHouse: Though there are many alternate countries, only Nova Roma and China get significant attention.
86	* HumanSacrifice: Sicarius' justification for when a shooting happens at the Temple of Ignistelum.
87	* HypocriticalHumor: When Servius, Diagoras' ''slave,'' asks Diagoras what there is to live for, Diagoras says not to "throw your whole life away doing whatever some stupid asshole tells you to."
88	* IHaveNoSon: Diagoras' parents ultimately do this to both Relicta and him.
89	* IKEAErotica: Diagoras describes himself having sex with a prostitute as "I did what it took to get an interview," and nothing more. Justified, as he doesn't care about the sex itself at all.
90	* IllegalReligion: Judaism and Christianity become this in the backstory. In the present day, Taoism is illegal in Nova Roma, as is an anti-Imperial Isis cult known as the Sons of Horus. Roman paganism itself is forbidden in China.
91	* INeedToGoIronMyDog: Lepus Argentus, the priest at the Temple of Mercury, does this when he sees Diagoras' swastika necklace.
92	* IntrepidReporter: Diagoras sees himself as one. Whether others agree with him is another story.
93	* IronicEcho: The Battle of Marida in 2055 AUC corresponds to Battle of Bapheus(Or Koyunhisar if you are Turkish) where Ottoman Turks defeated the Eastern Roman Empire and Asia Minor was permanently lost to the Byzantines.[[spoiler: In this universe the Romans have advanced rapidly to use guns, giving the empire the means to curbstomp the Turks into oblivion]]
94	* IstanbulNotConstantinople: The real-life United States is split between Nova Roma and Mexica. Many regions are still called by the names the Romans used for them, such as [[{{UsefulNotes/France}} Gaul]] and [[{{UsefulNotes/Spain}} Hispania]].
95	* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne: During Taurus' initial conversation with Diagoras.
96	-->“Don’t flatter yourself.” Taurus pulled a lighter from his other pocket, lighting the cigarette. “If the Emperor was afraid of you, we would’ve nailed you to a cross and hung you out somewhere you could serve as a warning to others months ago. You’re not a threat. You’re just a mediocre writer with a big mouth and a crazy plan. But even you have your uses. That’s why you’re here.” The legate held out the pack of cigarettes towards me. “Smoke?”
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98	-->“…Mediocre writer?” I repeated, adjusting my position in the chair.
99	* JapanTakesOverTheWorld: Or at least Australia, Alaska, and Hawaii.
100	* JaywalkingWillRuinYourLife: According to the censors, publishing a book about the gods that doesn't praise them would lead to ''[[SoiledCityOnAHill the gods annihilating]] [[InsaneTrollLogic all of Nova Roma.]]''
101	* JumpOffABridgeRebuttal: Diagoras asks Servius if he'd castrate himself just to please the gods. [[AnalogyBackfire Servius points out some people do just that.]]
102	* JunkieProphet: The oracle inhales unidentified fumes before being possessed by Apollo. Diagoras and Servius wear masks when speaking to her for this reason.
103	* JustHereForGodzilla: In-universe, the Museum of Faith and Science uses an animatronic dragon to attract guests.
104	* KidnappedByTheCall: Youtai and Aurelius Taurus both kidnap Diagoras to convince him to join their cause.
105	* LanguageBarrier: Youtai gives Diagoras a book he claims to be of the utmost importance. It's entirely in Chinese.
106	* LanguageFluencyDenial: The Chinese man Diagoras saves on the Parilia claims to not speak Latin. [[spoiler: It's actually Youtai, who speaks it fluently.]]
107	* LibationForTheDead: Offering wine to your ancestors is a common practice during the feast of Parentalia. [[SkewedPriorities Diagoras sees it as a waste of good wine.]]
108	* LikeFatherUnlikeSon: Both of Diagoras' parents are devout Roman citizens.
109	* TheLudovicoTechnique: Odia employs similar methods at Camp Piety to make kids develop an aversion to atheism.
110	* MalevolentMaskedMen: Most of the Sons of Horus wear animal masks.
111	* MarriedToTheJob: Diagoras considers his work "better than any woman."
112	* MaybeMagicMaybeMundane: Was Diagoras' vision of Mercury real, or just a hallucination?
113	* MeaningfulName: Almost everybody. For starters, Diagoras is named after [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diagoras_of_Melos Diagoras of Melos]], an ancient Greek philosopher known for his atheism.
114	* MillionMookMarch: The Roman military holds a parade before the war in Arabia.
115	* MistakenForTerrorist: Played with. Ordinary followers of the Egyptian pantheon have had a hard time distancing themselves from [[TheFundamentalist The Sons of Horus.]]
116	* ModernMayincatecEmpire: Mexica has slowly been returning to its Aztec roots since declaring independence from China.
117	* MoralityPet: Relicta serves as one for Diagoras.
118	* MyCountryRightOrWrong: Subverted. Taurus faithfully serves Emperor Piissimus despite often disagreeing with him. However, Taurus' point of contention is that he doesn't think the Emperor is violent ''enough.''
119	* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Subverted with Judas Porcius, who's friendly and not treacherous at all, although like the Biblical Judas he does [[spoiler:commit suicide.]]
120	* NationalAnthem: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odes_(Horace) Horace's ''Odes'']] has become this for Nova Roma.
121	* NaughtyNuns: While not nuns, per se, the priestesses of Venus fit this trope, doubling as prostitutes.
122	* NayTheist: Gottlieb, at least for the Roman pantheon.
123	* NotInThisForYourRevolution: Diagoras has no sympathy for the Nova Roman government, and only takes up their offer to investigate the Sons of Horus in hopes of saving Relicta.
124	* NuclearOption: Nova Roma drops an atomic bomb on the Asian city of Na[[spoiler:nking.]]
125	* TheOathbreaker: Relicta breaks her VowOfCelibacy.
126	* AnOfferYouCantRefuse: Taurus asks Diagoras to spy on the Sons of Horus, offering both a large sum of money and amnesty for his past crimes in return.
127	* OhMyGods: Quite often, usually by [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castor_and_Pollux Pollux.]]
128	* ThePardon: Diagoras receives one after the Bacchanalia.
129	* PayEvilUntoEvil: Diagoras pummels Odia after seeing the things she'd been doing at Camp Piety.
130	* PerfectPoison: Judas dies painlessly not long after drinking the hemlock.
131	* PersonaNonGrata: Relicta is exiled to a swamp for breaking her vow of chastity.
132	* PhonyPsychic: How Diagoras sees Augurs, haruspices, and sibyls.
133	* PlatonicProstitution: Subverted. Diagoras attempts this with Lupa, but she refuses.
134	* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: In addition to his hatred for the Roman religion, Diagoras displays racist and homophobic traits as well.
135	* PrayerOfMalice: Diagoras learns he's the target of several of these at the Temple of Venus.
136	* PrematurelyBald: Servius is described as bald, despite being around the same age as Diagoras.
137	* PretextForWar: Emperor Piissimus uses the growing anti-Roman unrest in Arabia to deploy troops there.
138	* PublicExecution: One of the Sons of Horus is forced to act out a play that ends with his death, and Nakhthorheb himself is crucified.
139	* ThePurge: Maxentius does one for Christians and Jews shortly after the PointOfDivergence.
140	* PurpleIsPowerful: Emperor Piissimus is never seen without a purple suit.
141	* QuestionableConsent: The circumstances around how Relicta broke her oath are never made clear, including whether it was even consensual sex or rape. Ultimately, all Nova Roma cares about is that she broke it.
142	* RacialRemnant: [[spoiler: Despite Maxentius' purge of Jews and Christians from the Roman Empire, a small group of Jews were able to flee to China, where they've lived in secret to this day.]]
143	* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Diagoras both gives and receives a good amount of these. Verus' speech to him is probably the most notable.
144	* RedOniBlueOni: The energetic Diagoras is red, while the relaxed Servius is blue.
145	* ReignOfTerror: The Sons of Horus plan to drive out anyone who doesn't abide by the Principles of Ma'at once they're in power.
146	* RetroUniverse: Besides the obvious (see DaysOfFuturePast), Nova Roma's present-day technology is still in TheSeventies, as UsefulNotes/TheSpaceRace never occurred in this timeline.
147	* TheRevolutionWillNotBeCivilized: Nakhthorheb is convinced Nova Roma can be defeated only through violent means.
148	* RichardNixonTheUsedCarSalesman: UsefulNotes/TheProphetMuhammad was an atheist, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther Martin Luther]] was an attorney, and [[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea Kim il-Sung]] was a staunch anti-authoritarian.
149	* RobbingTheDead: Diagoras pulls a coin from Judas Porcius' mouth after he dies.
150	* SeenItAllSuicide: Judas' main motivation.
151	* {{Seers}}: Augurs, haruspices, and sibyls all still exist in Nova Roma.
152	* SelfRestraint: Despite Diagoras' repeated offers to free her, Relicta insists on serving her punishment and continuing to live in exile.
153	* SmashTheSymbol: After beating Odia, Diagoras breaks her household god in half. The Sons of Horus decapitate a statue of UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar.
154	* SnuffFilm: While not a film, Diagoras watches a play called ''The Death of Hercules'', with the title role played by a captured member of the Sons of Horus. It ends with the prisoner being burned alive.
155	* SpidersAreScary: Servius can't stand the sight of Anansi.
156	* SuperFunHappyThingOfDoom: Camp Piety, where children suspected of atheism are tortured.
157	* TakingYouWithMe: Diagoras unsuccessfully attempts to attack the Emperor after learning there's no way for him to save Relicta.
158	* TalkingInYourDreams: Gottlieb, Youtai, and Emperor Piissimus all show up in Diagoras' nightmare.
159	* TheTheocracy: Nova Roma, as the title may suggest, is a governed by the church of Jupiter.
160	* ToiletHumour: During the visit to the College of Augurs, a pigeon poops on a statue of Apollo. Servius cleans it with his sleeve.
161	* TokenGoodTeammate: Verus holds this role for the high-ranking members of the Nova Roman government.
162	* TokenWhite: Interbreeding with Arabs (and later Native Americans) have caused the people of Nova Roma to take on a very mixed-race appearance. When Diagoras meets Gottlieb, a German immigrant, he remarks on the strangeness of his blonde hair and pale skin.
163	* TragicBigot: Diagoras' intense hatred for the Roman religion stems from [[FreudianExcuse his sister being exiled for breaking her vow as a Vestal Virgin.]]
164	* TransEqualsGay: Diagoras seems to think this in regards to the Galli.
165	* TranslationConvention: Everyone is actually speaking Latin.
166	* TheTrickster: Discussed. Gottlieb believes Mercury is secretly Loki due to both of them being trickster gods.
167	* TurbulentPriest: Joannes Lacus, the priest of the cult of Prometheus, is pretty vocal in his disdain for the rest of the Roman gods.
168	* TwoferTokenMinority: Youtai is Chinese and [[spoiler: Jewish.]]
169	* UnreliableNarrator: Both Diagoras himself and Secundus Fidenas, the author of ''The Eagle and the Dragon.''
170	* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Emperor Piissimus, the Legate Aurelius Taurus, and the ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rex_Sacrorum#Regina_sacrorum regina sacrorum]]'' Falsa Sperus all qualify.
171	* VirginPower: The Vestal Virgins, priestesses of the goddess Vesta allowed to occupy an elite role in Roman society in exchange for a vow of chastity, are a TruthInTelevision example.
172	* VowOfCelibacy: As one of the Vestal Virgins, Relicta is sworn to these. [[TheOathbreaker She doesn't keep it.]]
173	* WarHawk: Emperor Piissimus, who pushes Nova Roma into a war with Arabia.
174	* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Diagoras wakes up the morning after the Bacchanalia with no memory as to what happened.
175	* WouldHitAGirl: Diagoras gives a savage beating to Odia, the woman who runs Camp Piety.
176	* WouldHurtAChild: Odia is not above using violence against her patients at Camp Piety.

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