Line #26 Literature/JessicaDarling


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3	The ''Jessica Darling'' series of novels by Megan [=McCafferty=] are tragicomic slice-of-life stories chronicling the life of their [[TheSnarkKnight smart, cynical and perpetually gloomy]] eponymous protagonist from her sixteenth birthday up through her mid-twenties. Along the way, she tries to figure out her place in a world that constantly strikes her as bizarre, suffers a number of demoralising setbacks and lessons in humility, and enjoys an on-again, off-again relationship with [[ReformedRakes reformed bad boy]] Marcus Flutie.
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5	The story is told partly through journal entries, partly through letters Jessica writes to her best friend Hope, who moved to the other side of the country just before the start of the first book, and later to a number of other characters. As such it is prone to instances of UnreliableNarrator, but also to a lot of Jessica's [[FirstPersonSnarker hilariously scathing]] takes on other people's, and her own, follies and dysfunctions.
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7	There are five books in the main series:
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9	* ''Sloppy Firsts''
10	* ''Second Helpings''
11	* ''Charmed Thirds''
12	* ''Fourth Comings''
13	* ''Perfect Fifths''
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15	[=McCafferty=] has also written three prequel novels, dealing with Jessica's first year in junior high:
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17	* ''Jessica Darling's It List: The (Totally Not) Guaranteed Guide to Popularity, Prettiness & Perfection''
18	* ''Jessica Darling's It List 2: The (Totally Not) Guaranteed Guide to Friends, Foes & Faux Friends''
19	* ''Jessica Darling's It List 3: The (Totally Not) Guaranteed Guide to Stressing, Obsessing & Second-Guessing''
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21	Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} is [[https://kidscreen.com/2022/06/14/shauna-phelan-zack-olin-upped-at-nick/ developing]] an adaptation of ''Sloppy Firsts''.
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23	!!Provides Examples Of:
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25	* AccidentalAthlete: Sort of - Jess becomes an Accidental ''School'' ''{{Mascot}}'' by messing up her cheerleader tryouts. It turns out that she's got a rare knack for looking hilarious while falling on her face. Later played more straight as she gets recruited to the track team when the coach sees how much speed she can pick up while [[ItMakesSenseInContext fleeing from a lovesick goose wearing a fifty-pound seagull costume.]]
26	* ACupAngst: Jessica often bemoans her "A-minus cup" bust.
27	* AttentionDeficitOhShiny: Marcus gets formally diagnosed with Attention Deficiency Disorder in ''Sloppy Firsts'', though he personally thinks that that's just a label people like to slap on those who don't conform.
28	* BelligerentSexualTension: Marcus and Jessica.
29	* BettyAndVeronica:
30	** Scotty and Marcus are respectively the Betty and Veronica for Jessica's Archie, arguably [[BettyAndVeronicaSwitch switching roles]] after Scotty gets popular and [[TookALevelInJerkass Takes A Level In Jerkass]]. Marcus wins.
31	** Bridget (Betty) competes with TheVamp Manda (Veronica) for the affections of her long-term beau Burke (Archie). Manda wins.
32	* BigBeautifulWoman: Jessica notes that for all the effort she spends on trying to diet them away, Sara actually looks a lot better with her extra pounds than without them.
33	* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Jessica's opinion, as expressed in the third book, is that while she isn't sure if it's ''better'' per se, it sure doesn't hurt.
34	* BrainlessBeauty: Jessica's estimation of Bridget in the first book, though she eventually has to admit that Bridget is smarter than she seems. Bethany is a straighter example, since she seems to actively go out of her way to avoid having to think.
35	* ButIWouldReallyEnjoyIt: Towards the end of the first book, Jess writes a list of reasons why she should and should not sleep with Marcus. The "should not" list has a lot of items on it. The "should" list has a single one:
36	-->I want to. Oh, God, do I want to.
37	* CharacterDevelopment: A running theme of the series is that people keep changing, and that holding on to fixed impressions of what they're like is a mistake.
38	* ChildrenRaiseYou: Bethany actually [[CharacterDevelopment matures slightly]] after having a daughter. ''Slightly,'' mind you.
39	* CoolOldLady: Jessica's grandmother believes in making the most of retirement home life.
40	* DCupDistress: Manda claims to hate her well-developed bust. [[ACupAngst Jess]] grumpily notes that that doesn't stop her from always wearing borderline-{{Stripperific}} clothes that [[BigBreastPride show it off to best advantage.]]
41	* DoggedNiceGuy: Scotty spends the first book being this. In the second book, he drops the Dogged part. [[TookALevelInJerkAss And sadly also the Nice Guy part.]]
42	* DoYouWantToCopulate: Len tells Jess out of nowhere in the third book that he thinks they should have sex. He ''means'' for it to come across as suave and laid-back, but though she finds it somewhat charming, it's for [[EndearinglyDorky other reasons.]]
43	* TheEeyore: Jessica just can't seem to help being miserable, no matter where she is and no matter how well things seem to be going. Others frequently accuse her of never being satisfied, and she spends a lot of time wondering just what's wrong with her.
44	* EmbarrassingNickname:
45	** Jessica's father likes to call her "Notso" as a non-too-subtle comment on her prickly disposition - as in, "Jessica Not-So-Darling." Jessica, [[IResembleThatRemark possibly proving his point]], is not amused. She also hates being called "Jessie," preferring either "Jess" or "Jessica." Even worse is the name she finds out that people are calling her behind her back in seventh grade - "the Woodchick," because she's [[TheSmurfettePrinciple the only girl taking woodshop class]] and also [[ACupAngst flat as a board.]]
46	** Sara, who is sensitive about her weight, does not enjoy being called "Bruiser."
47	** Marcus was known as Krispy Kreme in high school, though he doesn't seem to have let it get to him. (and it was at least half a compliment of sorts) [[note]]It refers to him getting plenty of [[UnusualEuphemism donuts]] while at the same time being constantly [[TheStoner baked.]][[/note]]
48	* EndearinglyDorky: Jess claims to prefer guys who are "geeky-cute." Her actual dating track record [[UnreliableNarrator casts some]] [[SlapSlapKiss doubt on]] [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys that, though.]] Len fits this trope to a T, but when he and Jessica are dating she's constantly bored out of her skull because he's too much of a goodie-two-shoes NiceGuy to provide the sort of [[SnarkToSnarkCombat intellectual challenge]] that she actually seems to want from a guy.
49	* EruditeStoner: Marcus, until he cleans up. Bridget claims that Jessica just generally tends to go for boys of the "stonah lovah" variety.
50	* FirstPersonSnarker: Jess, of course.
51	* FunWithAcronyms: The summer writing class Jessica attends in ''Second Helpings'' is called SPECIAL (Summer Pre-College Enrichment Curriculum in Artistic Learning).
52	* GoodBadGirl: Manda ''thinks'' she is this and that her promiscuity is a sign of her refusal to bow to patriarchal sexual norms, but Jessica is definitely not convinced. Later played more straight with Jessica's college friend Dexy [[spoiler: though in her case, her zest for life turns out to be a coping mechanism to stave off clinical depression]], but on the whole, Jessica doesn't think much of [[AllWomenAreLustful girls]] ''or'' [[ImAManICantHelpIt guys]] who she sees as oversexed.
53	* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: Averted. When Jessica [[PregnancyScare briefly worries that she's pregnant in book three,]] she knows all along that she'll have to get an abortion if she is. In theory that's because she's on a medication that causes fetal deformities, but she admits to herself that it wouldn't matter if she weren't - at age nineteen, she's just not anywhere near ready.
54	* HappyEndingOverride: The main theme of the third book. The second book ends with Jess finally graduating from the [[HighSchoolIsHell high school she thought was hell]], about to leave the small town where she felt SurroundedByIdiots to move to the big city and attend the college of her dreams, and in a relationship with a guy she's crazy about. Then life after high school turns out to be even harder and more confusing, just in other ways. Jess spends a lot of time in the third book ruminating on just how stupid she was to think that everything would be smooth sailing from now on.
55	* HarsherInHindsight: InUniverse. Jessica recalls Hope's brother Heath making her laugh by pretending to snort powdered sugar like cocaine, and how that memory turned a lot less funny after he died from a drug overdose six months later.
56	* [[SheIsAllGrownUp He's All Grown Up]]:
57	** Percy gains a lot of height and a generally more manly appearance over the summer, which shocks Jessica, who's gotten used to thinking about him as that weedy kid with a PrecociousCrush on her.
58	--->This wasn't [[EmbarrassingNickname Pepe le Pew]]. This was Pepe le Puberty.
59	** Len manages to lose his zits between junior and senior year. To Jessica's surprise, it turns out that there was a complete hottie hiding beneath them. The effect is somewhat ruined by his nerdy personality remaining the same, though.
60	* HighSchool: The setting for the first two novels and the prequels, which as usual for the trope treat the high school drama as SeriousBusiness. That part is subverted in the third, though, much of which is devoted to Jessica being astonished at how little it all turned out to mean once she got out into the real world.
61	* HotForTeacher: By her own admission (and to her embarrassment, [[spoiler: especially when he finds out about it]]), Jessica for Mac when attending SPECIAL.
62	* ImAManICantHelpIt: While she admits that it feeds into the "promiscous man = stud, promiscous woman = slut" DoubleStandard, Jessica actually believes this, to a point. That doesn't mean she ''likes'' seeing guys sleeping around, mind, only that she's not ''surprised.''
63	* ImmediateSequel: In contrast with the main series, where months or years go by between installments, the prequel novels follow each other seamlessly as well as just generally having a much compressed time frame (all three of them take place during the first semester of Jessica's first year in junior high). [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] at one point when Jessica says that it feels like the events of the last book was ''ages'' ago and her grandmother tells her that that's because [[TimeDissonance time seems to go by very slowly when you're twelve years old.]]
64	* IncompatibleOrientation: Happens to poor Jess more than once.
65	* ItsAllAboutMe: Bethany starts out this way, until she [[ChildrenRaiseYou has a baby and broadens her horizons a little.]] At which point she promptly turns around and [[{{Hypocrite}} accuses Jessica of being this way.]]
66	* JerkJock: Scotty turns into one in the second book. At one point, he claims that he doesn't actually want to be one, but [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys it's the only way to get laid,]] and getting laid is the one thing a guy must do. Jessica is less than sympathetic.
67	* LadykillerInLove: Marcus, who [[spoiler: starts out trying to seduce Jessica basically as a self-imposed challenge, but then falls in love with her for real.]]
68	* LighterAndSofter: The prequel series. While Jessica is still [[TheEeyore miserable most of the time]], since she's a lot younger there than in the main books, the problems she faces are less weighty and serious.
69	* LikeParentLikeChild: Jessica's mom claims this about Jessica and her dad.
70	-->'''Mom:''' You're both [[ThePerfectionist perfectionists.]] You're both hardheaded. You both [[NoSocialSkills have trouble dealing with people]]. You both get depressed when things don't go your way. You both think too much. You both keep your feelings inside, then explode at inopportune moments.
71	* ManlyGay: [[spoiler: Paul]], as it turns out.
72	* TheMatchmaker: Jessica's mom is forever dropping unsubtle hints about how Jessica should really take more interest in one guy or another, he's really quite a catch and I think he likes you, you know, and anyway you can't be too choosy or else you'll be alone forever. Jess, needless to say, is not appreciative of her efforts.
73	* MeaningfulName: Hope. The reason why Jessica is so depressed for the entire first book is because she has ''lost Hope.''
74	* MoodWhiplash: Quite often. In one notable example, Jessica has been working as a tutor for a group of neurotic high school overachievers to help them choose and get into the right university. Finally, after one too many snotty comments about how [[IvyLeagueForEveryone anyone who didn't go to Harvard has failed at life]], she snaps and goes on an absolutely ''magnificent'' rant about how none of what they think is important now is going to matter in a few short years, how their problems and concerns are [[FirstWorldProblems ones that only spoiled upper-middle-class brats care about]], and how even if they by sheer accident make all the right life choices they might still end up failing or dying, because LifeIsntFair. Then, right at the heels of that, the chapter ends with:
75	-->I got fired, of course.
76	* NiceGirl: While she can be a bit thoughtless at times, Bridget is probably the sweetest character in the books.
77	* TheNicknamer:
78	** Jessica is fond of coming up with sarcastic nicknames for people, though she rarely calls people by them to their faces but sticks to using them in her journal.
79	** Mr. Pudel, Jessica's seventh grade woodshop teacher, claims to have a condition that prevents him from learning people's names and therefore assigns his students nicknames, most of them embarrassing. Jessica gets off relatively easy by being called "Clementine" (as in, "oh my darling...").
80	* NoPeriodsPeriod: Averted, Jessica's period gets mentioned on occasion, though mostly for its absence. Apparently she's prone to not getting it when she's going through a stressful time, which she finds upsetting in the first book and even more so when it happens again in the third - because she's sexually active at the time, and at first she's [[PregnancyScare terrified that she's pregnant.]]
81	* NumberedSequels: Each book in both the main series and the prequel series incorporates its number in the title.
82	* TheObiWannabe: Bethany in the prequel series would like to think that she's a CoolBigSis dispensing sage advice for how to succeed in junior high. The problem is, the items on her "[=IT=] Lists" are not only of questionable value, but are also written as [[IceCreamKoan cutesy one-liners]] that could ''really'' use some explanation for what they're supposed to mean. Jessica actually figures that out by the end of the first book, but she still decides to continue going along with the lists, because at least they make her life interesting.
83	* OldShame: InUniverse. [[spoiler: Hy]] ends up feeling this way about her book about Jessica and her friends, and is grateful when the movie version ends up in DevelopmentHell.
84	* OnceASeason:
85	** Each of the first three books ends with Jessica and Hope meeting up.
86	** Each of the prequels starts with Bethany giving Jessica an "[=IT=] List" that she claims will help her with her current source of angst.
87	* ParentsAsPeople: Jessica's parents are far from perfect, but they try.
88	* PregnancyScare: Jess has one in book three, though it takes place between chapters and is told in retrospect.
89	* PseudoRomanticFriendship: Jess and Hope were ''extremely'' close, to the point where Hope moving away throws Jess into a year-long depression. Despite that, Jess is surprised and annoyed that anyone [[MistakenForGay would think]] that she's a [[UnusualEuphemism "vagitarian."]]
90	* RetCon: In ''Sloppy Firsts'' Jessica claims that the events of the book marks the first time she and Marcus have ever talked to each other. The prequel series shows that they not only interacting quite a lot back when they were in junior high, but actually developed much the same dynamic (him being bizarre and obnoxious, her being alternately annoyed and fascinated) as they have in ''Sloppy Firsts''.
91	* SexIsEvil: Len believes that young people should just not have sex, not for any particular moral reasons but because they're not ready to face the risk of pregnancy and sexually transmittable disease. [[spoiler: In the third book, he turns out to have lost this along with his other youthful certainties, and Jessica ends up taking his virginity.]]
92	* ShipperOnDeck: Jessica's grandmother Gladdie was this for her and Marcus.
93	* SlapSlapKiss: Jessica's relationship with Kieran in the third book is the epitome of this, to the point that we at one point see them undressing each other while arguing heatedly about philosophy.
94	* TheSnarkKnight: Jessica.
95	* SoapboxSadie: Paul joins a protest group made up entirely of these in college. Jess is initially excited to meet them, but is quickly put off by their self-righteousness and the way they seem to be against absolutely ''everything.''
96	* StatuesqueStunner: Hope is six foot tall, which along with her bright red hair gives her a very striking appearance.
97	* StrawFeminist: Manda tends to justify her questionable behavior with feminist rhetoric, to Jessica's disgust. Jessica also considers herself a feminist, mind you, but in a more rudimentary girls-are-worth-as-much-as-boys way that doesn't use as much dogma and name-dropping.
98	* StylisticSuck: [[spoiler: Hy's]] book is a mess of clichéd observations about suburban teens and poorly integrated slang terms. With a few years of distance, [[spoiler: Hy]] couldn't agree more.
99	* SurroundedByIdiots: Jessica's estimation of her situation in high school, and to a lesser degree in life at large. It's often hinted that it's [[WorldHalfFull not quite as bad]] [[UnreliableNarrator as she thinks]], though.
100	* TheUnfavorite: Jessica, compared to her picture-perfect sister Bethany.
101	* UnreliableNarrator: Jessica ends up being wrong about a lot of things, especially due to failing to notice other people's CharacterDevelopment.
102	* UnluckyChildhoodFriend: Scotty.
103	* VerbalTic:
104	** [[ValleyGirl Sara]] can't go two sentences without using the terms "omigod!" or "quote-unquote." Or both.
105	** Len speaks in fragmented sentences with a lot of "uhm"s and "er"s.
106	** [[CoolTeacher Mac]] goes "tch" a lot, typically when he feels that Jessica has said something unusually stupid.
107	* WeUsedToBeFriends: Jess and Bridget, in the first book. They grow closer again over the course of the series.
108	* WorldHalfFull: What Jessica tends to conclude in her more peaceful moments. No one's perfect, nothing quite lives up to the hype, the world only rarely makes sense and all good things eventually end. But at the same time, most people [[HiddenDepths aren't as bad as they might seem]] either, your family and friends will love you as well as they can, and there's still a lot of joy to be found in life while it lasts.
109	* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: Jess gets an unintentional one when someone writes a book very thinly based on Jessica and her friends. The characters based on her friends are all portrayed as pathetic idiots, while "Jenn Sweet" is described practically in [[TheAce glowing terms]]. The best Jess can figure is that the author made the character out to be what Jess herself ''could'' be if she wasn't such a screwup, but when she actually meets the author again and asks about it, the author is just confused - the Jenn Sweet character is based exactly on how she saw Jessica, as someone who was a lot more awesome than she was aware of.

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