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5	''A Modest Proposal'' (full title: ''A Modest Proposal For Preventing The Children of Poor People in Ireland From Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and For Making Them Beneficial to The Publick'') was written in 1729 by Irish satirist Creator/JonathanSwift. It starts off like a modern essay detailing the hardships of the Irish people who are living in poverty and how [[UsefulNotes/TheIrishQuestion the current means of fixing the problem]] are inadequate. Then Swift presents his own idea, ostensibly relayed from an "American friend":
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7	->''"[[ImAHumanitarian A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.]]"''
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9	Many people found Swift's little joke about [[BlackComedyCannibalism how the poor could sell their children to the rich for food]] to be [[{{Pun}} in poor taste]]. Others were [[DudeNotFunny shocked and appalled]]. Some thought it should be [[StealthParody seriously considered]]. Those two [[PoesLaw didn't get the joke]].
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11	The original can be found [[http://www.fullbooks.com/A-Modest-Proposal.html here]].
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13	!! ''A Modest Proposal'' provides examples of:
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15	* BlackComedyCannibalism: Possibly the UrExample. The work calls for poor Irish to sell their young children as food for wealthy English gentlemen, so they are no longer a burden to society. He was satirizing some prevailing attitudes toward the poor and the Irish in contemporary (18th century) English society. He goes into some detail in suggestions for the preparation and cooking of such children, and the economic "benefits" of such an arrangement for all involved (who are still living of course).
16	* BlatantLies: Swift insists that he's being serious about his proposal.
17	* BreadEggsMilkSquick: It ''starts out'' normally enough.
18	* BuriedAlive: Suggested as a cooking method.
19	* CharacteristicTrope: Any (hopefully sarcastic) suggestion of [[BlackComedyCannibalism cannibalism]] for profit will inevitably draw parallels to this work.
20	* EatsBabies: What Swift modestly proposes, as described in the page quotes for this trope and this page, is solving overpopulation and the food crisis in one fell swoop by eating poor people's children.
21	-->''"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my Acquaintance in London; that a young healthy Child, well nursed, is, at a Year old, a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome Food; whether Stewed, Roasted, Baked, or Boiled; and, I make no doubt, that it will equally serve in a Fricasie, or Ragoust."''
22	* GenuineHumanHide: A further use for children is making their skin into luxury clothes.
23	-->the skin of [children], artificially dressed, will make admirable gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen.
24	* GetTheeToANunnery: To Swift's contemporaries, the label "American" would suggest a member of a CannibalTribe.
25	* HypocriticalHumor:
26	** Swift regrets that he cannot contribute to the scheme, as his youngest child is nine, and his wife is already past her childbearing years. A friend suggested the selling and eating of children between twelve and fourteen, and Swift decided that this suggestion may be bordering on cruelty, which he is ''strictly'' against.
27	** Swift claims his proposal will end the "horrid practice" of women aborting or killing bastard children they can't afford to raise - because they can sell them to somebody else to kill and eat instead.
28	* KillThePoor: More like "Make The Poor Sell Their Children For Food," but you get the idea.
29	* LetsSeeYouDoBetter: A passage near the end can be summarized as "Parliament claims to care about the poor, but when the subject is raised, nobody seems to have any good ideas. Now, I've presented mine. If you don't like it, come up with a better one."
30	* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: Part of the reason some people miss the satire is that Swift precedes the eponymous proposal with an elaborate insistence that he's [[BlatantLies being completely serious]].
31	* PeopleFarms: Swift's proposal includes ideas about how some of the Irish children could be reserved for breeding instead of being eaten, "which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle or swine."
32	* PoesLaw: Swift's over-the-top satire was taken at face value and discussed as an earnest and feasible solution for the Irish poverty problem.
33	* RefugeInAudacity: This gives the satire a good bit of its effect.
34	* SarcasmMode: Near the end, Swift lists out a series of efficient, intelligent measures that would ''actually'' help the entire Irish economy (and the Scots and English economies, come to that), which also happen to be ones that he had previously put forth himself, and adds that of course these are entirely too outlandish to ''ever'' work.
35	* SarcasticTitle: Just a modest little unassuming proposal that we all start [[EatsBabies eating babies]].
36	* StealthParody: It is arguably the most famous Stealth Parody, and in some ways the TropeCodifier. It's so intricate that it wasn't recognized as such for some time. It helped that the British reading public was so convinced of its correctness in disdaining the Irish that [[EvilCannotComprehendGood they couldn't see that Swift was attacking that very conviction]].
37	* WhamLine: You have to start reading from the beginning to get the full impact of the line about eating human babies.
38	* WritersCannotDoMath: Swift says that one fourth of the children saved for breeding should be male, and that "one male will be sufficient to serve four females." If one fourth of the children are male, each would have to "serve" three, not four females. [[PoesLaw It could just be part and parcel of the satire, though, for all we know.]]

Context Literature / AModestProposal