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| 9 | ->''They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, [[MookChivalry attack the hero one at a time]], and be slaughtered. [[WhatMeasureIsAMook No-one ever asks them if they wanted to.]]''\ |
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| 11 | ''This book is dedicated to those fine men.'' |
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| 13 | The eighth {{Literature/Discworld}} book and the first to feature the City Watch, one of the most popular of the major character groups/themes in Pratchett's creation, plus the first appearance of [[HonestJohnsDealership C.M.O.T. Dibbler]], though as a one-note gag character. It is also notable in that it is the first of the Discworld books in which Patrician Vetinari is the [[MagnificentBastard Magnificent]] [[TheChessmaster Bastard]] we all know and love, though he is notably more easily frustrated than [[TheStoic the stoic of later books]]. Up until this point Terry Pratchett was still working out the character, and aspects of the final product appeared in other books, but ''Guards! Guards!'' is the first book in which the character is recognisable as he exists now. |
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| 15 | Once upon a time, the Ankh-Morpork City Watch was a proud lawkeeping organisation, but nowadays the Machiavellian Patrician, [[MagnificentBastard Lord Vetinari]], keeps the peace by the simpler notion of instituting the [[ThievesGuild Guild of Thieves]] and asking them to police crime themselves. The Night Watch has dwindled away, and now there are only three watchmen left - [[DaChief Captain Sam Vimes]], [[TheLancer Sergeant Fred Colon]] and [[LowerClassLout Corporal "Nobby" Nobbs]]. The fourth, Herbert Gaskin, died a week before the book takes place when, while routinely half-heartedly chasing some crook, he accidentally got ahead of the group and killed by the crook's buddies hiding behind a corner. |
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| 17 | They are joined by the newest recruit, [[ByTheBookCop Lance-Constable Carrot Ironfoundersson]], who was raised by dwarfs in the mountains. A huge, powerful and highly moral and innocent young man, he immediately tries to arrest the head of the Thieves' Guild and clean up [[BadGuyBar the Mended Drum pub]] - ''and succeeds''. Not only is he tough, he also has a strange... charisma. |
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| 19 | At the same time, [[SecretCircleOfSecrets The Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night]] is planning to summon a noble dragon using a book stolen from [[WizardingSchool Unseen University]]'s Library and use it in a ploy to place a puppet ruler on the throne as king. Almost unwittingly, Vimes and his crew are on the case, with the help of upper-class swamp dragon breeder Sybil Ramkin. But can these unlikely heroes save the city when the dragon decides to take the throne for itself? |
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| 21 | ''Guards! Guards!'' has been adapted into a play and a graphic novel, and is often cited as the best Discworld novel for new readers to start the series. Notably, Pratchett said that Carrot was originally going to be the viewpoint character, but the structure of the book didn't allow it so he made up Vimes - who is now one of the most popular and complex characters in the whole of Discworld. |
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| 23 | Preceded by ''Literature/{{Pyramids}}'', followed by ''Literature/{{Eric}}''. The next book in the Watch series is ''Literature/MenAtArms''. |
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| 25 | ''Very'' loosely adapted into the {{Point and Click|Game}} AdventureGame ''VideoGame/{{Discworld}}''. Aspects of the plot were adapted into ''Series/TheWatch2021''. |
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| 28 | !!Contains examples of: |
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| 30 | * AdaptationalBadass: Lupine Wonse is a little bit of a SmugSnake/[[spoiler:out of his depth BigBadWannabe]] in the book. The Atlanta Radio Theatre put on a production where he had a deep voice courtesy of Creator/JohnRhysDavies of all people. |
| 31 | * AdmiringTheAbomination: |
| 32 | ** Lady Sybil has this reaction to the Noble Dragon. Vimes does not. |
| 33 | --->'''Sybil''': Do you realise we're very probably seeing something no-one has seen for centuries?\ |
| 34 | '''Vimes''': Yes, it's a bloody flying alligator setting fire to my city! |
| 35 | ** They have a similar exchange near the end about stopping the mob from killing the dragon. This time Vimes decides that since Sybil was about to be eaten and still doesn't hate it, she may be better entitled to her opinion than he is to his. |
| 36 | * AdventurerArchaeologist: Mentioned, in the form of "smart bastards whose idea of a day's work was prising the Ruby Eye of the Earwig King out of its socket." Vimes figures even they have gods looking out for them, while guards don't. |
| 37 | * AffluentAscetic: |
| 38 | ** Despite being one of the wealthiest women in the city, Sybil doesn't live a particularly extravagant lifestyle. Near the end, Vimes also meets a group of scruffy older ladies wearing first-quality clothing, and he identifies them all as dragon breeders. One of them chats with him and hands him a grubby, worn out card, revealing she's the super-rich Dowager Duchess of Quirm. Sighing, he acknowledges that there's a kind of poverty only the ultra-wealthy can afford. |
| 39 | ** The Patrician is presumbly quite well off, but lives ascetically; his personal quarters are barely furnished, and he considers a glass of water and a piece of dry toast to be a large meal. He actually seems to eat better in the ''dungeon''. |
| 40 | * AlienGeometries: |
| 41 | ** It's mentioned that Unseen University Library "would make even Creator/MCEscher take a good lie down, or possibly sideways". |
| 42 | ** There's a very good argument made that because "books = knowledge and knowledge = power"[[note]][[FourTermsFallacy = energy = matter = mass]][[/note]], then any decent-sized library or bookstore has power on the scale of a small black hole, turning libraries into reality-warped redoubts. |
| 43 | * AnimalEspionage: When imprisoned, Vetinari somehow manages to make an arrangement with the rats after being imprisoned. In return for him helping them, they bring him news as to what’s happening, both in terms of papers and gossip. It's implied that they have had their intelligence boosted by magical radiation from the Unseen University, which is how they are so useful. (Pratchett would revisit this idea ''many'' years later with ''Literature/TheAmazingMauriceAndHisEducatedRodents''.) |
| 44 | * AntiquatedLinguistics: |
| 45 | ** The oath of loyalty sworn by the Brethren, especially the bit about what will happen to them if they break faith, is full of obscure and antiquated words; it's a running joke that they're all in mortal fear of having their figgin taken out and toasted on a spike, without any of them being entirely sure what a figgin ''is''. (A footnote tells us it's a pastry filled with raisins, and the guards enjoy some later on.) |
| 46 | ** Other words in the oath include welchet ("a type of waistcoat worn by certain clock-makers"), gaskin ("a shy, grey-brown bird of the coot family") and moules ("a game of skill and dexterity, involving tortoises"). The oath, when one doesn't know the meaning of the words in it, sounds much more menacing than it actually is. The Supreme Grand Master notes the fact that none of them have asked what any of the words mean as a sign of their stupidity. |
| 47 | *** Oddly, two of these are real words in Roundworld too - a gaskin is part of a horse's leg (whence 'Leggy Gaskin', probably) and ''moules'' is restaurant-French for 'mussels'. A welchet doesn't appear to be anything, though. |
| 48 | ** Vimes also writes like this, despite speaking modern English. |
| 49 | *** ''"Itym: From whence it cometh, none knowe, nor wither it goeth, nor where it bideth betweentimes;"'' |
| 50 | * ApocalypticLog: The end of ''The Summoning of Dragons'' is a charred lump. |
| 51 | * ArtisticLicenseBiology: The swamp dragons are realistic dragons (with the inconsistencies explained by magic), with a lot of effort spent on what would actually be required to create a creature that had anything in common with mythological dragons. They can fly, but only because they're about the size of a dog, they breathe fire because most of their body and brain is dedicated to a digestive system that looks more like a chemical processing plant, and they spend nearly all of their time sick and about to explode because of those same chemicals being constantly unbalanced. Duels over territory generally involve two dragons circling each other and breathing fire until one explodes, at which point the winner generally explodes out of excitement anyway. The only reason they've managed to survive is because some nobles enjoy breeding them, and they're ''still'' nearly extinct. |
| 52 | * AttackItsWeakPoint: Colon attempts to hit the dragon in it with an arrow. He has no idea what its Weak Point actually ''is'', but you'd know it if you saw it, right? |
| 53 | * BerserkButton: |
| 54 | ** The first book where saying monkey[[note]][[OhCrap ohshit]][[/note]] in front of the Librarian is potentially lethal. |
| 55 | ** Also, Vimes is shown as loving Ankh Morpork and hating kings so much that when a dragon is destroying his city and being revered as a king, that he picks up the Librarian by the chest fur and shakes him in a rage. The Librarian decides not to make an issue of it, since a man who can pick up a three hundred pound orangutan without noticing clearly has more important things on his mind. |
| 56 | * BigBad: [[spoiler:The dragon goes from enigmatic plot device to this when it declares itself king of Ankh-Morpork.]] |
| 57 | * BigBadWannabe: [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse]], who ''wanted'' to be TheManBehindTheMan but winds up as this ''at best''. |
| 58 | * TheBigGuy: Carrot is six and a half feet tall and almost as wide. He not only manages to take out the entire clientele of the Mended Drum at once, but beats ''Detritus'' at the same time. For those who don't know, Detritus is a troll, and therefore made of ''solid rock''. |
| 59 | * BizarreAlienLocomotion: [[spoiler:What Errol managed to come up with, by rearranging his entire system to shoot fire... backwards. In this configuration he can zoom around by rocket propulsion coming out his butt, using his undersized wings merely for steering.]] |
| 60 | * BookEnds: When we're first introduced to Vimes, he's drunkenly comparing the city to a woman. At the end of the book as his romance with Lady Sybil blossoms, he compares the woman to a city. |
| 61 | * BoringButPractical: Why Carrot's sword is implied to be the genuine article. It was made when kings earned their crown the hard way -- by being better at fighting and killing than any of their contenders. |
| 62 | * BreadEggsMilkSquick: a couple of examples: |
| 63 | ** A list of strange and terrible things Errol has eaten includes things like fireplace pokers and cobblestones, but what astonishes everyone is that he ate ''three'' of [[LethalChef C.M.O.T. Dibbler's sausages]]. |
| 64 | ** And the rules of the Librarians of Space and Time are: |
| 65 | --->1) Silence. |
| 66 | --->2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown. |
| 67 | --->3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality. |
| 68 | * BreakThemByTalking: [[spoiler:When the dragon starts telepathically communicating with Wonse, it berates him and goes off about what's so depressing about the human species, to the point he gladly does its bidding rather than listen to it.]] |
| 69 | * BrickJoke: |
| 70 | ** When the heroes refuse to slay the dragon because Vetinari doesn't have a daughter to give her hand in marriage, Vimes mention he ''does'' have an aunt. This was never referred to again until ''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld'', years later and mostly set before this book, when Vetinari's aunt Lady Roberta Meserole is a significant character. |
| 71 | ** Also, his little dog, which shows up in ''Literature/TheTruth'' as a major character and gets another mention in ''Literature/GoingPostal''. |
| 72 | ** The "eye-watering words" mentioned at the start keep popping up. For instance, after going out to get some food, Nobby innocently asks the captured Brother Fingers if he wants his figgin toasted, with predictable results. |
| 73 | ** Among the things C.M.O.T. Dibbler sells are mystic products "made from over fifty different rare spices and herbs to a recipe known only to a bunch of ancient monks what live on some mountain somewhere". Vimes (and the reader) dismisses this as his usual sales talk given the quality of the rest of his goods, but at the very end of the book, as we pan across the Discworld, there's a brief moment where two monks on a mountain at the Hub of the world prepare to send their latest shipment to Dibbler. |
| 74 | ** Brother Dunnikin's contribution to the first set of magical items for dragon-summoning is an amulet he bought for three dollars that supposedly protects him from crocodile bites. The Supreme Grand Master sneers at buying such a thing in a temperate city. Later he misses a meeting of the Brethren because... he's been bitten by a crocodile. The Supreme Grand Master insists this is just a coincidence, but he does throw in three dollars to the condolences gift. |
| 75 | ** At the beginning of the book, the Supreme Grand Master explains that the dragon-summoning ritual requires magical items as fuel, and instructs the Brethren to bring him some. They return with obviously useless knicknacks including stones with holes in them ("Everyone knows that stones with holes in them are magical!"). At the very end of the book, the Supreme Grand Master tries to summon another dragon after the first is defeated, hysterically waving around a bag of magic items and insisting he has the power... but when the heroes open the bag, they see it's just full of stones with holes in them. Since they don't know the history behind it, they're just completely baffled. |
| 76 | ** Errol, the poor little dragon who doesn’t seem suited to flight, is described as “a total whittle”. It’s not intended as a compliment, but it’s also a subtle shout-out to Frank Whittle, the engineer who invented the jet engine and revolutionised powered flight. With hindsight, Vimes’ description of the Watch themselves as “total whittles, every one of them” may fall into the same category... |
| 77 | * ByTheBookCop: Carrot. "The Book" in this case being ''The Laws and Ordinances of The Cities of Ankh and Morpork'', published some six generations previously. Carrot isn't just the only copper who follows the book, he's probably the only one who's ''read'' it. Deconstructed in that many of the laws the book covers have been overturned by the time Carrot gets there (anything related to thievery, for instance), so Carrot is ''violating'' the law in pursuit of it. |
| 78 | * CallBack: |
| 79 | ** As it opens, the book describes the state of the dragons, concluding, "Possibly the word we're looking for here is...[[SealedEvilInACan dormant]]." Much later, the passage is repeated again, concluding, "Possibly the word we're looking for here is...''angry.''" |
| 80 | ** Back in ''Literature/{{Sourcery}}'', when the wizards told Vetinari they were going to throw him in the dungeon and rule Ankh-Morpork, he said, "Then all truly wise men would prefer the safety of a nice deep dungeon." In this book, he puts that idea into practice. |
| 81 | * CanisLatinicus: "FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC" the modern-day motto of the Night Watch. [[note]]It's actually gibberish, but Fred Colon thinks it means "To protect and Serve" and Vimes thinks it means "[[Film/DirtyHarry Make My Day, Punk]]". Another possible reading (from a reader's point of view, though not explicitly given in the book) is "Built in the year dot", appropriate to the Watch House's extreme age and dilapidation.[[/note]] |
| 82 | * TheCatCameBack: How Vetinari torments [[spoiler:Wonse]] near the end. |
| 83 | -->"The chap never grasped the idea of secret passages, mind you." |
| 84 | * CatchPhrase: This is the first of the Watch books where Vetinari says "Don't let me detain you," which he's later known for saying. |
| 85 | * ChalkOutline: Vimes traces the big dragon's outline at the spot in the Plaza of Broken Moons where the patsy-king "slew" it, presumably with a ''very large'' piece of chalk. |
| 86 | * ChandelierSwing: A DiscussedTrope; the tales Mr. Varneshi tells young Carrot about his ancestor's Watch career involve a lot of chandelier swinging, and later a group of guards ordered to arrest Sam Vimes worry that he'll turn out to be a swashbuckling hero and fight them all off while shouting "Ha!" and swinging from the chandelier. Vimes points out with bewilderment that there isn't even a chandelier in the room. |
| 87 | * CharacterisationMarchesOn: Actually pretty understated compared to other first-in-the-sub-arc Discworld books. In fact some characters who had been introduced in earlier books (such as the Patrician, and maybe even the city of Ankh-Morpork itself) emerged from EarlyInstallmentWeirdness into their recognisable selves. Vimes, however, is markedly different in this first appearance from his later self. Some of it is of course simply CharacterDevelopment, but it's pretty startling to revisit a Vimes who has no strong opinions on the monarchy (rather it's Colon who rails against it), and leaves a fellow officer to fend for himself in a BarBrawl. |
| 88 | ** In fact, Vimes appears to be unaware that Ankh-Morpork ever even ''had'' a king. Later books would establish that he would know better than most, since his ancestor infamously killed the king, and his family's reputation has suffered ever since. |
| 89 | ** Considering Lady Sybil's subsequent campaign to bar Vimes from his beloved bacon sandwiches, it's a bit jarring for her to serve him an artery-clogging breakfast fry-up after the attack on the Watch House. |
| 90 | *** This may be related to her difficult pregnancy with Young Sam. People often become more health-conscious after a major health scare. |
| 91 | ** Vetinari is unusually petulant and emotive, although it's probably just a matter of CharacterDevelopment: |
| 92 | --->Five minutes later the Patrician was striding the length of the Oblong Office, fuming.\ |
| 93 | "They were laughing at me," said the Patrician. "I could tell!" |
| 94 | * CharmPerson: It's toward the end of the novel that Colon realizes no matter how much he and Nobbs object, they ''always'' end up doing what Carrot suggests they do anyhow. |
| 95 | * ChekhovsGun: The footnote about the nature of libraries initially seems like a one-off gag, but the Librarian later quotes the equation to himself and uses it to [[spoiler:travel back through time to learn who stole his book]]. |
| 96 | * CombatPragmatist: Vimes, who is here presented as preferring a cleaver to a sword as a weapon. |
| 97 | * ComicallyMissingThePoint: After saving a woman named Reet, Carrot is invited to stay with her at Mrs. Palms'. "Reet woke me up once or twice to say, Do you want anything, but they had no apples." Dwarfs in general are extremely literal minded. |
| 98 | * ComicallySmallDemand: After the Night Watch is honored for saving the day, the Patrician asks them to name their reward. The guardsmen put their heads together and request a five-dollar pay raise, a replacement tea kettle, and perhaps a dart board. |
| 99 | * TheCommandments: The three rules of the Librarians of Space and Time are: |
| 100 | ##Silence. |
| 101 | ##Books must be returned no later than the last date shown. |
| 102 | ##Do not interfere with the [[TimeyWimeyBall nature of causality.]] |
| 103 | * CompellingVoice: Apparently a trait of the Ramkin family, thanks to generations of aristocratic breeding. |
| 104 | * ConservationOfNinjutsu: The [[{{Mooks}} Palace Guards]] believe that being asked to take out a single man means certain defeat for them, as he might even [[ChandelierSwing swing from the chandelier]]. Fortunately for them, Vimes isn't feeling heroic. And there's no chandelier. |
| 105 | * ContinuityNod: |
| 106 | ** When Vimes is fired from the Watch, Lady Sybil suggests that he leave for Sto Helit, where the Duke and Duchess (a rather young couple) are looking for a guard captain. [[Literature/{{Mort}} Guess who?]] |
| 107 | ** And a certain witch referred to as "[[Literature/{{Wyrd Sisters}} Mistress Garlick]]". |
| 108 | ** Summoning dragons into Disc reality previously appeared in ''Literature/TheColourOfMagic''. The passage from de Malachite's book which appears at the end mentions that someone "''Pure in Harte''" could possibly call up a ''good'' dragon; Twoflower evidently did so when he summoned Ninereeds, as that dragon was obedient and protective of its summoner. |
| 109 | * CoolSword: |
| 110 | ** Carrot's sword. It hasn't got a name, it has no jewels on it; it's just a long piece of metal with very sharp edges. But in a magical land like Discworld, Carrot's sword is unique for ''not'' being magical at all. It’s so non-magical it's realer than most of the Discworld. It's one of those things, like Death, where it simply is. Since most of Discworld is magical, and the sword is not, it's a hot knife through butter. |
| 111 | ** Invoked with the "royal sword" that the Supreme Grand Master had made for the king-to-be, but subverted in that it's crafted to only ''look'' cool, but is completely worthless as a weapon. |
| 112 | * CoversAlwaysLie: [[https://www.lspace.org/ftp/images/bookcovers/us/guards-guards-2.jpg One American paperback edition]] features passable depictions of Vimes, Carrot, Lady Sybil, the dragon.. and very prominently, a wizard. The only wizard who gets a speaking part in the novel is the unnamed Archchancellor of Unseen University, and he appears in exactly one scene.[[note]]It's possible it's a highly-inaccurate rendition of the dragon's summoner, the Grand Master of the Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night aka. [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse]], by an artist assuming he had to be a wizard.[[/note]] |
| 113 | * CriticalStaffingShortage: The night watch, made virtually redundant by the legalizing of crime, is reduced to four men (two incompetents and an idealist, commanded by an alcoholic) to police a city of a million by the time this book is set. |
| 114 | * CryLaughing[=/=]LaughThemselvesSick: When Colon timidly asks if the Watch can get a small raise, a kettle, and a dartboard as their reward for saving the city, Vimes laughs until he cries. It's not just the pathetic request, it's everyone's reactions, and the general absurdity of the whole world... |
| 115 | * CrushBlush: Vimes is adorably bashful around Sybil, and, for instance, blushes when she suggests he should [[FirstNameBasis call her by her first name]]. |
| 116 | * CultureJustifiesAnything: Nobby refuses to get involved in a brawl in a dwarf bar because they're dwarfs, and he doesn't want to infringe on their culture. That he'd be outnumbered and likely quickly killed by the bar full of angry, axe-wielding dwarfs is mere coincidence. |
| 117 | * CurseCutShort: All over the place. Special mention goes to Nobby's description of Colon's fall through a privy roof. |
| 118 | -->'''Nobby''': Talk about a short sharp shower of— |
| 119 | -->'''Vimes''': And then what happened? |
| 120 | * DefeatMeansFriendship: [[spoiler:Errol manages to knock Her Majesty out of the air and through a few houses, before they go off to live happily-ever-after together]]. |
| 121 | * DecoyProtagonist: Carrot. Actually an unintentional example: Pratchett intended to make him the protagonist, but needed a voice in the city before Carrot arrived, threw the character of Vimes together out of clichés as a stop-gap, and he ended up taking on a life of his own. |
| 122 | * DeadpanSnarker: Death, as usual, puts the "dead" in it. Upon being informed that the Elucidated Brethren just wanted what was coming to them: |
| 123 | -->'''Death:''' ''(not unkindly)'' '''Congratulations.''' |
| 124 | * DerailedForDetails: Includes several such conversations, including one about what the female equivalent of a "head honcho" would be, and one about, if Vetinari were to give the heroes the StandardHeroReward, exactly ''what'' he would be offering them half of, since Ankh-Morpork is technically not a kingdom. Vimes lampshades the Ankh-Morporkian tendency to do this by thinking, "If the Creator had started in Ankh-Morpork, he wouldn't have got further than 'Let there be light' before someone would say 'What color?'" |
| 125 | * DesperateObjectCatch: At Lady Sybil's urging, Vimes dives to catch Errol the swamp dragon after the great dragon swats him out of the sky. She only explains that Errol could have exploded if he'd crashed ''after'' Vimes has the volatile creature in his arms. |
| 126 | * DisneyVillainDeath: [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse, a.k.a the Supreme Grand Master dies by being semi-accidentally knocked from a great height.]] |
| 127 | * {{Dissimile}}: |
| 128 | ** How a LiteralMinded Sergeant Colon interprets [[RunningGag Vimes' "This city is a woman" idea]] when they're both drunk. "Got a river running through it, sir. Lots of people and houses." |
| 129 | ** The description of Where the Dragons Went includes "It would put you in mind of a can of sardines, if you thought sardines were huge and scaly and proud and arrogant." |
| 130 | * DontTellMama: One of the first things Carrot does on his first night on patrol is shame a bunch of bar-brawling dwarfs into behaving themselves by asking what their mothers would say if they found out. |
| 131 | * DragonAscendant: [[spoiler:The dragon literally is this: at the beginning of the story, Wonse controls it. ''Then'' it gets control of ''him''.]] |
| 132 | * DragonHoard: |
| 133 | ** The dragon that takes over the palace of Ankh-Morpork demands all the gold for its hoard. Since Ankh-Morpork is a VestigialEmpire of gilded treasures and heavily diluted coinage, there's a lot of ugliness before the dragon is satisfied. |
| 134 | ** Before that, a large part of the Ankh-Morpork population assumes that if there is a dragon, there must be a hoard, and they are eagerly preparing to go out and find (and loot) it. |
| 135 | * DramaticThunder: Thunder rolls immediately after Vimes makes an ominous statement. Vimes complains that he was just thinking out loud and he didn't think what he said was significant enough to justify the dramatic underlining. |
| 136 | * DrowningMySorrows: Vimes drinks constantly to offset his misery. Colon explains that most men's bodies produce a bit of alcohol naturally, but Vimes was born "two drinks low," so when he's sober, he's ''really'' sober. The resulting clarity of thought makes him cynical and depressed, so he self-medicates, but as Colon says, he usually gets the dosage wrong. |
| 137 | * DudeWheresMyRespect: The novel, and the City Watch series as a whole, is explicitly dedicated to the policemen, firemen, and other stock characters in any story whose role it is to respond to calls for help, rush to the rescue, and usually get killed just to illustrate how serious the threat is. As the author notes, nobody ever thanks them for it. |
| 138 | * EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: |
| 139 | ** All (Morporkian) writing is in YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe, and years are numbered rather than given animal names as in later books. Still, later books have gone back to the numbers; the Century of the Fruitbat is the 20th Century. |
| 140 | ** Dwarf genders. While this book is the first one to set up the idea (in a footnote), that gender is "more or less optional" among dwarves, its treatment is nonetheless different than in later books, with Carrot using female pronouns for both his girlfriend Minty and his mother, as well as for mums in general. However, later books make it ''very'' clear that, in Dwarven society, ''male'' is the default gender, and anyone publicly identifying or presenting as a woman is considered taboo. It could be explained that perhaps Carrot's mine is more liberal, but in "Feet of Clay", Carrot himself displays confusion over the concept of a female dwarf. |
| 141 | %%** Vimes being TheAlcoholic is established early on in the novel; later books would not only have him as TheTeetotaler, but establish that he is in a near-perpetual state of being 'knurd', a state beyond sobriety that requires drinking alcohol to become sober. |
| 142 | * EntendreFailure: Carrot admits he "got a girl back home in trouble" (because she was a dwarf and he was a human), and that he stays at Mrs. Palm's brothel (which he thinks is a boarding house) every night. Everyone interprets his comments... differently than he meant them. |
| 143 | * EstablishingCharacterMoment: Vetinari in the cell, Vimes' rant about the law to Lupine Wonse (or perhaps his earlier defense of Lady Sybil using one of her own swamp dragons as a handgun). |
| 144 | * EurekaMoment: Vimes has a belated one related to the destruction of the Elucidated Brethren's building for two reasons: firstly, he recognises the distinctive run of the figure fleeing the scene as that of Lupine Wonse from his childhood, and secondly he realises that Wonse's immediate blurted-out reaction when he reported the building being destroyed made no sense unless he already knew about it: |
| 145 | --> "[[WhamLine Any of them get out?]]" |
| 146 | * EvilGloating: Vimes pegs Wonse as "a gloater". He's a little thrown when his initial attempt at provoking some gloating doesn't happen, but reassured when, as he's led off, Wonse does indeed start gloating. |
| 147 | * EvilIsNotAToy: The Brotherhood's lesson in this is one of the most painful since that learned by [[Literature/TheCaseOfCharlesDexterWard Charles Dexter Ward himself]]. |
| 148 | * EvilIsPetty: When the brotherhood is directing the dragon to violence, one of the targets is a new coach belonging to the brother-in-law of one of the members, who is annoyed that his wife has been nagging him about it. Vimes is mystified by this, since the dragon fries it "with pinpoint accuracy" and he can't figure out what about it would offend a dragon. |
| 149 | * EvilVersusEvil: The Patrician explains his worldview to Vimes in this way: |
| 150 | -->"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people - ''but some of them are on opposite sides''." |
| 151 | * ExactWords: The members of the Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night just wanted [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor what was coming to them.]] |
| 152 | -->'''Death:''' [[AC:Congratulations.]] |
| 153 | * ExtremeOmniGoat: A goat that was intended to be sacrificed as part of the coronation ceremony escapes in the confusion and is last seen happily chowing down on the ceremonial bunting. |
| 154 | * ExtremeOmnivore: The swamp dragons, Errol in particular, will eat basically anything, no matter how disgusting/non-edible. |
| 155 | * FailedAttemptAtDrama: Reciting your Brotherhood's long list of eye-watering ideas and chores becomes a bit less dramatic when the response gotten is a simple "yup". |
| 156 | * FantasticScience: The equation that explains the AlienGeometries of Unseen University Library--not because it is magical, but simply because it is a library. "Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass: a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." (This is of course a FourTermsFallacy.) |
| 157 | * FakeUltimateHero: The guy who should have defeated the dragon and should have become king of Ankh-Morpork. ''Should'' being the key word. |
| 158 | * FatteningTheVictim: Once [[spoiler:the dragon]] becomes King, their first order of business is to throw a very fattening state dinner for the old system's top courtiers. By dessert, everyone is too terrified to touch a single morsel. |
| 159 | * FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence: The motivation for most members of the Elucidated Bretheren is that they feel oppressed by the existence of those they hate. |
| 160 | * FemaleMonsterSurprise: Many characters are surprised when [[spoiler:the dragon]] is revealed to be female. |
| 161 | * FirstPersonPeripheralNarrator: |
| 162 | ** Vimes was originally going to be Carrot's Ishmael, but ended up taking a much bigger role. |
| 163 | ** In the long run, this is perhaps the only book where we get ''any'' time from Carrot's perspective. Once he outgrows his FishOutOfWater status, half the point of his character is how ''no-one'' knows if his DorkKnight tendencies are sincere or an mixture of manipulation towards everyone around him and some kind of elaborate joke. |
| 164 | * {{Foreshadowing}}: |
| 165 | ** When the Supreme Grand Master is trying to explain how installing the king will happen, a couple of the Brothers suggest that maybe the real heir to the throne ''is'' going to turn up, which would be... a million-to-one chance. The Master shouts them into submission, but it turns out they were onto something long before the Watch tried deliberately gaming the probability. |
| 166 | ** Vimes momentarily thinks Carrot has abandoned him to fight two Palace Guards on his own, but Carrot had simply taken Vimes' order to "charge these men" literally and had fallen back to give himself a good run-up. [[spoiler:Likewise, when Errol retreats from his duel with the King, Vimes assumes the little swamp dragon isn't coming back. Errol, once he's given himself distance for acceleration, returns at ''hypersonic speed'' and unleashing a sonic boom that knocks the big dragon out of the sky. This also establishes Carrot's troubles with figurative language and tendency to take matters very literally, which come into play when he's told to "throw the book at him" and kills Wonce by knocking him off a building with it.]] |
| 167 | ** Early in the book Vimes recalls being in the same childhood gang with Lupine Wonse and remembers that Wonse had to invent an odd skipping run to keep up with the bigger boys. Near the end, he belatedly recognises that a figure running from the Elucidated Brethren's destroyed headquarters had that same gait... |
| 168 | *** In the same vein, Vimes notes that Wonse also had to come up with ideas for the gang to use, mainly to stop them beating him up. |
| 169 | * FourTermsFallacy: "Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass: a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." "Power" hides the extra term; Pratchett deliberately confuses intellectual power with power as cosmic energy in order to make this argument. As this is Discworld, it's possible that both kinds of power ''are'' the same thing. |
| 170 | * GenreSavvy: Both the Watch and the Palace Guards demonstrate some (the former discussing the exact mechanics of a MillionToOneChance, the latter discussing the ConservationOfNinjutsu) as required by RuleOfFunny, though said Rule also means they're WrongGenreSavvy more often than not. |
| 171 | * GiantFlyer: The dragon, a walking (flying) in-universe flagrant violation of the SquareCubeLaw. It's flagrant enough that several characters call it out as physically impossible, finally [[AWizardDidIt attributing it to magic]]. |
| 172 | * GivenNameReveal: Vimes' first name is only given near the end of the book, which is rather interesting since he's the protagonist. |
| 173 | * GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger: The outraged head of the Thieves' Guild, when complaining to the Patrician, angrily points a finger at him. Then he [[OhCrap realises what he's just done]], and hurriedly retracts it before he's down a finger. |
| 174 | * GrailInTheGarbage: Carrot's utterly mundane sword. His aggressively, uniquely, ''powerfully'' mundane sword. |
| 175 | * GroinAttack: |
| 176 | ** Since Carrot has a "Protective", people who try to knee him end up injuring themselves. |
| 177 | ** Also, Nobby kicks a troll "[[LiteralMetaphor in the stones]]" while it's down and nearly breaks his foot in the process. |
| 178 | ** Lady Sybil, to Nobby's approval, knees a member of the palace guard in the groin when they're trying to force her to be the dragon's maiden sacrifice. |
| 179 | ** Their attempt to hit the dragon's "voonerables", apart from being a ShoutOut to the lore about a dragon's one vulnerable spot in ''Literature/TheHobbit'', might be a GroinAttack, since that's what the characters tend to mean when they refer to a person's "voonerables". Unfortunately, if so, they were aiming for a spot [[spoiler:found only on dragons of the other gender.]] When Nobby has some trouble figuring out [[spoiler:that the Dragon is a female]], Vimes simplifies the explanation by telling him him that his favorite kick wouldn't work if he tried it. |
| 180 | --->'''Colon''': You know all about voonerables, Nobby. I've watched you fight. |
| 181 | ** The repeated references to terrible things happening to people's "figgins". Given that an actual figgin is a pastry stuffed with raisins, it's not hard to grasp the implication. |
| 182 | * HereThereWereDragons: Although the Discworld is still a magical place, the contrast is drawn between its sad little realistic swamp dragons and the noble dragon which laughs in the face of physics thanks to its magical nature. |
| 183 | * HijackingCthulhu: The book has [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse]] use a book called ''The Summoning of Dragons'' to [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin summon a dragon]] and control it...but [[EvilIsNotAToy the dragon doesn't stay under his control for long.]] |
| 184 | * HoldingHands: Lady Ramkin takes Vimes's hand when they're both about to be flamed by the dragon. |
| 185 | * HoldingOutForAHero: [[spoiler:Wonse]]'s plan relies on the NarrativeCausality that people will look to a hero when there's a dragon problem. |
| 186 | * HorrifyingTheHorror: |
| 187 | ** The noble Dragon gives a short blunt speech to [[spoiler:Wonse]] on this, noting that despite its savage nature and demands for virgin sacrifices, it still considers itself to be morally superior to humanity as a whole because it never tries to justify the horrible things it does as being 'good' in order to live with what it does. The citizens of Ankh-Morpork getting on board with [[spoiler:having the dragon as a king]] and looking for suitable sacrifices to spare themselves its fiery breath only supports its views, something both Vimes and Vetinari grimly note during a private conversation. |
| 188 | ** On a more humorous note, the Librarian is recruited into joining the watch part-time mid-way through the book, and is quickly established to be one of the most physically strongest members besides [[HeroicBuild Carrot]], as well as having a tendency to demonstrate this to anybody who says the word '[[BerserkButton Monkey]]' in his presence. When he springs Vimes from the jail cell by pulling the bars out the window and them Vimes himself bodily out to advise him about the planned HumanSacrifice to appease the dragon, [[{{Understatement}} Vines does not take it well]], including bodily lifting the Librarian to eye level by the chest hair. |
| 189 | --->“'''I'm not bloody well going to have it, understand?'''” Vimes shouted, shaking the ape back and forth.\ |
| 190 | “Oook,” the Librarian pointed out, patiently.\ |
| 191 | “''What?'' Oh. Sorry.” Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn't make an issue of it because a man angry enough to lift 300lbs of orangutan without noticing is a man with [[RageBreakingPoint too much on his mind]]. |
| 192 | * HumansAreTheRealMonsters: |
| 193 | ** When the dragon examines the memories of one of its new servants, it's appalled. |
| 194 | ---> ''We were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape: [[EvenEvilHasStandards We never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.]]'' |
| 195 | ** Vimes also gets this when he overhears a crowd of citizens rationalising away the idea of feeding their own people to the dragon, as Vetinari discusses with him later: |
| 196 | ---> '''Vetinari''': Down there are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any iniquity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness. Not the really high, creative loathsomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say ''yes'', but because they don't say ''no''. |
| 197 | ** Also, this quote: |
| 198 | ---> “I thought, in Nature, the defeated animal just rolls on its back in submission and that’s the end of it,” said Vimes, as they clattered after the disappearing swamp dragon. |
| 199 | ---> “Wouldn’t work with dragons,” said Lady Ramkin. “Some daft creature rolls on its back, you disembowel it. That’s how they look at it. Almost human, really.” |
| 200 | * HumanSacrifice: Some of Ankh-Morpork's religions still practice it, but only on criminals. Of course, [[ExactWords refusing to volunteer for sacrificing is itself a criminal act]], so... |
| 201 | * HypocriticalHeartwarming: Vimes gets very upset over the idea of someone setting fire to ''his'' city. |
| 202 | -->'''Vimes:''' Listen, if anyone ever sets fire to this city, it's going to be ''me''. |
| 203 | * HypocriticalHumor: "But when I rule the city, the Supreme Grand Master said to himself, there is going to be none of this. I shall form a new secret society of keen-minded and intelligent men, although not too intelligent of course, not too intelligent. And we will overthrow the cold tyrant and we will usher in a new age of enlightenment and fraternity and humanism and Ankh-Morpork will become a Utopia and people like Brother Plasterer will be roasted over slow fires if I have any say in the matter, which I will." |
| 204 | * ICanExplain: Vimes anticipates this when he corners the Supreme Grand Master ([[spoiler:aka Lupine Wonse]]), though the actual excuse ([[spoiler:Wonse blames the whole thing on Vetinari, who ''does'' have a history of manufacturing false-flag coups against himself]]) is a lot smoother than expected. In fact, had Vimes not had found more concrete evidence before the fact, he may well have been swayed. |
| 205 | * ICannotSelfTerminate: [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse]], feeling trapped by the evil he has summoned, mouths "Help. Me." to the head of the Assassin's Guild, who notes there's only one sort of "help" he can really offer. |
| 206 | * IDontPayYouToThink: |
| 207 | -->"Oh, you ''thought'', did you?" [the captain of the palace guard] growled. "A thinker, are you? Do you think you'd be suitable for another posting, then? ''City'' guard, maybe? They're full of thinkers, they are." |
| 208 | * TheIllegible: Lupin Squiggle, Sec'y, pp. (His last name isn't really "Squiggle".) |
| 209 | * ImperfectRitual: The Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night are trying to summon a dragon, and the cult leader orders the brethren to find magical objects to sacrifice. They come up with really low grade magical junk, like a still-fizzing letter from a bar and an amulet the SnakeOilSalesman swore was magical. It doesn't seem to cause any problems except that they can only summon the dragon for a few seconds at a time before the magic runs out. |
| 210 | * ImpossibleInsurance: Dibbler promises that his "dragon protection" cream will save you from being burned to death by dragon flame, and if it doesn't work then you get your money back (upon personal application only). |
| 211 | * INeedAFreakingDrink: On the subject of why it is that dwarfs who for the last seventy years have been well-behaved, quiet sorts become screaming berserkers the minute they enter Ankh-Morpork, is ''because'' they've been well-behaved and quiet for seventy years, and have become filled with the serious desire to have a stiff drink, then punch someone. |
| 212 | * InnocentInnuendo: |
| 213 | ** Vimes' first encounter with Sybil has a long conversation about "breeding", and it's only at the end Vimes finds out she's not talking about humans: "Why? It's ''my'' bloody dragon." |
| 214 | ** A monarchist hazards that one of the chief problems of being a king is your daughter getting a prick. [[[{{Beat}} Long pause.]]] And falling asleep for a hundred years. |
| 215 | --->"''Ah," said the others, unaccountably relieved.'' |
| 216 | * InterspeciesAdoption: Carrot was raised by dwarves. |
| 217 | * IronicEcho: When Vimes tries to get through the Palace Guard, a Guardsman called Clarence calls him "Captain Slimes" and then, after Vimes evenly corrects him to "Vimes with a Vee" then repeatedly refers to him as "Captain Vimes with a Vee" in a supercilious fashion. When Vimes later interrogates Clarence from a position of power, he calls him "Clarence with a C". |
| 218 | * JewishMother: Judging from Carrot's speech in the dwarf bar, dwarven mothers are the Discworld's equivalent of this trope: overbearing, interfering, guilt-tripping, and manipulative. And for that matter, Carrot himself is basically acting as a gender-swapped equivalent throughout the speech. |
| 219 | --> "Can you imagine what your poor, white-bearded old mother, slaving away back in her little hole, wondering how her son is getting on tonight, can you imagine what she'd think if she saw you now? Your own dear mothers, who first showed you how to use a pickax... she's probably thinking, I expect he's having a quiet game of dominoes or something... And I bet it's been a ''long time'' since any of you wrote her a letter, too, and you promised to write every week..." |
| 220 | * JustLikeMakingLove: Vimes refers to some particularly weak coffee as "love-in-a-canoe" coffee. The standard punchline[[note]] (it's fucking close to water)[[/note]] is [[StealthPun omitted]]. |
| 221 | * JustOneMan: When Wonse orders the Palace Guards to arrest Vimes, they are GenreSavvy enough to be wary of the fact that they outnumber him by a dozen to one, citing the ConservationOfNinjitsu principle and the possibility of a ChandelierSwing; Wonse is about to have a stroke from frustration, when Vimes volunteers that he's not in the mood to resist, and anyway there's no chandelier. |
| 222 | * KarmaHoudini: |
| 223 | ** Elucidated Brethren member Brother Fingers escapes the dragon's attack on their headquarters, and later escapes from the Watch by sheer terror. On the other hand, considering he made an unauthorized theft from the Unseen University, if the Thieves Guild ever catches him he'll be lucky if he gets a quick death. |
| 224 | ** The dragon burns down a large portion of Ankh-Morpork and kills several people in the process, yet it ends up [[spoiler:getting a happy ending with Errol]]. As Sybil points out, it's just being a dragon and it would never have done any of it if humans had left it in peace. |
| 225 | * KeepTheReward: Vetinari wants to give Vimes and the Watch expensive rewards, but the Watch is only interested in a new dartboard and a few other trifles. |
| 226 | * KilledMidSentence: The first person to encounter a Noble Dragon in centuries only finishes his "Oh shit" in the afterlife. |
| 227 | * TheLastDJ: Although this becomes famously inverted as the watch series goes on, Vimes starts as a classic case of a talented man who his colleagues love but the bosses hate, complete with DrowningMySorrows. |
| 228 | -->"Every time he seemed to be getting anywhere he spoke his mind, or said the wrong thing. Usually at the same time." |
| 229 | * LaughingMad: |
| 230 | ** Vimes has a tiny mental breakdown after Errol and the Dragon have their first fight. |
| 231 | ** "As Vimes was hauled away he heard [[spoiler:Wonse]] breaking into insane laughter. They always did, your gloaters." |
| 232 | * LawfulStupid: Carrot obeys the letter of the law to the nth degree even when it's obviously a bad idea, although the fact that he can knock out ''trolls'' means there's not much the hardened criminals can do about it. |
| 233 | * LethalEatery: [[CMOTDibbler C.M.O.T. Dibbler's]] traveling sausage stand has sausages that will kill you, which even [[NiceGal Sybil]] can't quite compliment without hesitation. |
| 234 | -->"Hot sausages, two for a dollar, made of genuine pig, why not buy one for the lady?"\ |
| 235 | "Don't you mean pork, sir?" said Carrot warily, eyeing the [[TakeOurWordForIt glistening tubes]].\ |
| 236 | "Manner of speaking, manner of speaking," said Throat quickly. "[[FalseReassurance Certainly your actual pig products]]. [[ExactWords Genuine pig]]." |
| 237 | * LiteralMetaphor: While Urdo van Pew, the head of the Thieves' Guild is complaining about being arrested, the Patrician points out that one man should have been easy to fight off because there would be a bunch of men in there, "thick as, you'll pardon the expression, thieves." |
| 238 | * LiteralMinded: Carrot doesn't understand the concept of metaphors, which leads to some [[HilarityEnsues hilarious moments]], not the least of which involves a time where he is told to [[ThrowTheBookAtThem throw the book at someone.]] He obliges, unfortunately for the victim. |
| 239 | * LonelyFuneral: Only his three squad-mates attend to "Leggy" Gaskin's funeral. |
| 240 | -->Poor old Gaskin. He had broken one of the fundamental rules of being a guard. It wasn't the sort of rule that someone like Gaskin could break twice. And so he'd been lowered into the sodden ground with the rain drumming on his coffin and no-one present to mourn him but the three surviving members of the Night Watch, the most despised group of men in the entire city. |
| 241 | * LoveAtFirstPunch: [[spoiler:Errol and the King]] start off fighting, but then end up in love. |
| 242 | * MadeOfExplodium: The swamp dragons are very prone to exploding because of their digestive processes. |
| 243 | * {{Malaproper}}: |
| 244 | ** Colon repeatedly mixes up the phrase "You're history" with other educational fields. |
| 245 | ** Nobby, talking smack to the Palace Guards, comes up with things like "doggybag", "doucheballs", and "slimebreaths"... and "motherbreath". |
| 246 | * MaximumFunChamber: The oath of the Elucidated Brethren ("And it be well for a knowlessman that he should not be here, for he would be taken from this place and his gaskin slit, his moules shown to the four winds, his welchet torn asunder with many hooks and his figgin placed upon a spike") becomes significantly less terrifying to the reader when the definitions of the {{Perfectly Cromulent Word}}s it uses are listed: a gaskin is "a shy, grey-brown bird of the coot family", moules is "a game of skill and dexterity, involving tortoises", a welchet is "a type of waistcoat worn by certain clock-makers", and a figgin is "a small short-crust pastry containing raisins". The Brethren themselves, as the Supreme Grand Master notes, do not think to ask the definition of these terms, and they come back as a BrickJoke when Brother Fingers is asked if he wants his figgin toasted and runs away screaming in terror. (It is, however, possible that these words may have hidden euphemistic meanings, since it is also said that Mad Lord Snapcase was, after his overthrow, strung up by his figgin, meaning either that the word has an alternate meaning or that there is some horrible aspect to being strung up by a teacake.) |
| 247 | * TheMeddlingKidsAreUseless: The Watch end up being superfluous during [[spoiler:the Dragon's takeover of the city, and it’s implied that Vetinari was already aware of Wonse's plot. How much control Vetinari had is debatable, however, as Vimes does save him from Wonse's attempt to kill him]]. |
| 248 | * MedicalMonarch: Parodied. When a group of royalists start claiming the King will right all wrongs, Vimes demands to know what wrongs the people of Ankh-Morpork are suffering. Someone comes up with "premature baldness", and another instantly replies "Ah, kings can cure that, you know." |
| 249 | * {{Metaphorgotten}}: Immediately after insisting that the city is like a woman, a drunken Vimes digresses: "Roaring, ancient, centuries old," - before describing how it strings you along only to kick you in the teeth and so on. |
| 250 | * MillionToOneChance: |
| 251 | ** A [[InvokedTrope hilarious attempt at invocation]], where the Watch try to make the odds of [[AttackItsWeakPoint shooting a Dragon in its "voonerables"]] exactly a million to one through various means such as blindfolding the archer, putting soot in his face and making him stand facing the wrong way on one leg while singing the Hedgehog Song -- but end up with some other, non-specified, incredibly low odds instead, which isn't improbable enough and thus predictably fails. Then played straight (and lampshaded by the narration) immediately after when the annoyed dragon retaliates: Their chances of surviving that turns out to be ''exactly'' a million to one. |
| 252 | ** Later on, Vimes (not having been privy to the above) says that the chances of Errol beating the King are a million to one and is baffled at the strange, contemplative reaction this causes in the rank. |
| 253 | * MindScrew: Vimes wonders how Vetinari can still claim to be in control when he's locked in a cell. Vetinari invites him to look at the cell door (a heavy iron one with many bolts), ''really'' look at it. It takes Vimes a minute before he sees it: |
| 254 | --> Vimes stared at the door until his eyebrows ached. And then, just as random patterns in cloud suddenly, without changing in any way, become a horse's head or a sailing ship, he saw what he'd been looking at all along. A sense of terrifying admiration overcame him. He wondered what it was like in the Patrician's mind. All cold and shiny, he thought, all blued steel and icicles and little wheels clicking along like a huge clock. The kind of mind that would [[XanatosGambit carefully consider its own downfall and turn it to advantage.]]\ |
| 255 | It was a perfectly normal dungeon door, but it all depended on your sense of perspective.\ |
| 256 | In this dungeon the Patrician could hold off the world.\ |
| 257 | All that was on the outside was the lock.\ |
| 258 | '''All the bolts and bars were on the inside.''' |
| 259 | * MirrorCharacter: Showcased with Vimes and Vetinari, without their knowing it, when the scene transitions from one man's thoughts to the other, and they're thinking along the same lines. |
| 260 | * MonsterProtectionRacket: The Brethren's scheme is to terrorise the city with the dragon and then allow it to be defeated by a FakeUltimateHero who will be crowned king but still do the bidding of the Brethren (or at least of the Supreme Grand Master). |
| 261 | * {{Mooks}}: |
| 262 | ** The dedication makes it clear that this book was intended to subvert the idea. But Terry liked the Watch too much to let them go after one book, and the rest is history. |
| 263 | ** He said (in ''The Art of Discworld''), "I wanted to give them [[ADayInTheLimelight a moment in the sun]], but it turned out to be a full tropical holiday." |
| 264 | * MountaintopHealthcare: Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler sells health tonics that he claims came from an ancient monastery "on a mountain somewhere". The epilogue reveals that this is [[spoiler:actually true, although the monks are a bit confused as to what Dibbler does with the stuff]]. |
| 265 | * MouthOfSauron: What [[spoiler:the Dragon-King]] ultimately reduces its summoner [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse]] to: someone whose only job is to have it speak through him. The experience is ''extremely'' painful for him, bordering on MindRape. |
| 266 | * MuggingTheMonster: |
| 267 | ** This is a relatively rare example from a Watch novel where the monster is ''not'' [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent Angua]]. The first two times the dragon appears, it's in the Shades. People try to mug it the first time and the second time it accidentally saves the Watch from getting mugged, scaring the crap out of them in the process. |
| 268 | ** Subverted by Carrot's highly uneventful trip to Ankh-Morpork from the mountains; every would-be bandit who gets a look at him immediately backs down. |
| 269 | * MurderByInaction: [[spoiler:Considered but averted: Vimes]] gets the chance to let [[spoiler: Wonse]] kill [[spoiler:Vetinari]], thinking that the city would be able to "clean itself up" with him out of the picture. [[spoiler:But he saves him anyway, and isn't sure why, other than that it's "something to do with [[ByTheBookCop doing it by the book]]."]] |
| 270 | * MyopicArchitecture: Vetinari is revealed to have done this on purpose: while the lock to the palace dungeon is on the outside, the locking mechanisms are on the inside. Would-be usurpers throw him in the dungeon expecting it to serve as an {{oubliette}}; instead, it's an impregnable fortress that he can "escape" at his leisure. |
| 271 | * NaiveNewcomer: Carrot, though he's not really an audience surrogate because, at least if the readers have read the previous books, they already know most of the stuff about Ankh-Morpork he writes home about. |
| 272 | * NeedAHandOrAHandjob: Carrot ends up staying with Mrs. Palm and her 'daughters' thanks to this. |
| 273 | * NeverForgottenSkill: Sgt. Colon claims shooting a longbow is like "riding something you never forget being able to ride," while having terrible problems even drawing his bow, let alone aiming. In reality archery is most definitely NOT a case of this, it requires constant practice to keep your hand in. (The main reason crossbows became so much more popular.) |
| 274 | * NoNameGiven: The BigBad's stand-in "king" is never named. Lampshaded when a minor character assumes his name is "Rex Vivat" ("Long Live the King") because he keeps seeing the phrase on banners. |
| 275 | * NonsenseClassification: The four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits. |
| 276 | * NoodleImplements: A footnote defines 'moules' as a game of dexterity and skill, involving tortoises. |
| 277 | * NoodleIncident: |
| 278 | ** Apparently all three of the remaining Night Watch officers had, as some point before Carrot came along, ran afoul of Detritus and his fists. Nobby's GroinAttack is an attempt at repaying the troll for his encounter. |
| 279 | ** One particularly old resident of Ankh-Morpork recites some bizarre incidents with previous Patricians, and how they stack up to a perpetually incensed dragon, such as Psychoneurotic Lord Snapcase, or Giggling Lord Smensh and his "Laugh-a-Minute Dungeon". |
| 280 | * ObliviousAdoption: Carrot was adopted by dwarfs as an infant after his human family were killed by bandits. He gets through the first sixteen years of his life, before his father sits him down and explains his history, without ever considering the possibility that he's not actually a dwarf -- despite such subtle clues as being three times the height of everyone else around him. |
| 281 | * ObstructiveBureaucrat: Vetinari of all people, who has not yet come around to the usefulness of Vimes and spends most of their early interactions carefully stomping out the watch's investigations. |
| 282 | -->"But there's the footprints, sir," said Vimes doggedly.\ |
| 283 | "We're close to the river," said the Patrician. "Possibly it was, perhaps, a [[RunningGag wading bird]] of some sort. A mere coincidence," he added, "but I should cover them over, if I were you. We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?" he added sharply. |
| 284 | * OddJobGods: Vimes knows there's a thieves' god and a whores' goddess and think there's probably even a god for assassins. But none for the Watch. |
| 285 | * OfferedTheCrown: The BigBad's plan is to Offer The Crown to the [[UnwittingPawn unnamed wannabe-king]]. As it turns out, [[spoiler:the dragon has something to say about it]]. |
| 286 | * OfferingsToTheGods: The coronation ceremony includes the sacrifice of a goat to the gods, although in the event the goat survives because the coronation is interrupted before it reaches that point. |
| 287 | * OffscreenTeleportation: After he's [[spoiler:let himself out of his cell ("escaped" would imply he hadn't planned to be there)]], Vetinari pulls this on Wonse repeatedly to mess with him, using hidden passages. |
| 288 | -->''"That was commendably speedy, Wonse."'' |
| 289 | * OhCrap: |
| 290 | ** The four guards, some of whom are already drunk, when they realise they've only gone and walked into [[WretchedHive The Shades]]. It's actually powerful enough to make them sober again. |
| 291 | ** [[OhCrap Oh shi--]]: Colon's reaction when he realizes he has just said the "M-word". |
| 292 | *** These also make up the final words of Zebbo Mooty, Thief Third Class, the first person killed by ''Draco nobilis'' in some three hundred years. He finishes the curse after his death. (This isn't a spoiler; it happens within the first 50 pages, at least in the Corgi mass-market paperback.) |
| 293 | * OldRetainer: The fact that one of these answers the door when Vimes visits Lady Sybil's at the end of the novel is one of the signs that she's planning certain changes. |
| 294 | * OneManArmy: Carrot, thanks to genetics, narrative causality and a life spent helping dwarves with their mining. |
| 295 | * OriginalPositionFallacy: The Grandmaster tempts his followers with visions of the "good old days" when a king ruled Ankh-Morpork and society was divided between the deserving and the undeserving. Since all the brothers take for granted that they'd be ''"sorted into the appropriate group"'', they enthusiastically take part in his scheme to restore the king by summoning a dragon - which ends badly for all of them. |
| 296 | * OurDragonsAreDifferent: Two kinds (see ''Literature/TheColourOfMagic''). This book explains the relationship of the two types. |
| 297 | * OverlyLongGag: When Colon tries to diplomatically explain to Vimes how IAmNotWeasel applies to the Librarian: |
| 298 | --> '''Colon:''' "You don't use the 'M' word. Gets right up his nose, sir. He can't help it, he loses all self-control. Like a red rag to a wossname, sir. 'Ape' is all right, sir, but not the 'M' word. Because, sir, when he gets angry he doesn't just go and sulk, sir, if you get my drift. He's no trouble at all apart from that, sir. All right? Just don't say monkey. ''[[OhCrap Ohshit]]''." |
| 299 | * PaintingTheMedium: The sections from Captain Vimes' point of view, while he’s drunk, are as incoherent as one would expect from a drunk person. |
| 300 | * ParlorGames: The Librarian resorts to Charades to inform Carrot of the title of the stolen book (and is justifiably flustered when his attempts to signal "dragon" are interpreted as "great big hot blowing flapping thing"). |
| 301 | * ParrotPetPosition: Deconstructed by Sybil, who points out the liabilities of this trope with a ShoulderSizedDragon: burns, talon scratches, frizzled hair and dragon-poop down one's back. She only trains her swamp dragons to do this because it increases their market value. |
| 302 | * PassThePopcorn: Banged grains won't be invented for another two books, but Vimes manages this trope anyway by sitting back and rolling himself a cigarette while Carrot is beating up a couple of obnoxious Palace Guards. |
| 303 | * ThePasswordIsAlwaysSwordfish: Double subverted. When one of the Supreme Grand Master's conspirators is trying to get into their meeting, he has to exchange a long string of non sequitur SpySpeak to get in the door. However, these are apparently so generic that he manages to get quite a long way in before realizing one of them doesn't match up and they realize he's got the wrong address, and is trying to get into a completely different secret society. Furthermore, when he does have the right place, it turns out one of the people belonged to the other society, but no one had noticed until they said their society's name. |
| 304 | * PetTheDog: The villainous Supreme Grand Master (a.k.a. [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse]]) does one nice thing in the whole book. After the summoning magic consumes Brother Dunnikin's anti-crocodile amulet (see BrickJoke, above), Brother Dunnikin moans that it cost him three dollars. On finding out that Brother Dunnikin has been bitten by a crocodile and being told that the Brethren are having a whip round for him, the Supreme Grand Master asks to be put down for three dollars. |
| 305 | * PlatonicProstitution: Carrot lives in a brothel after coming to Ankh-Morpork. Literally, as in he rents a spare room from one and is completely clueless about the ladies' profession. |
| 306 | * PosthumousCharacter: "Leggy" Gaskin, who is killed shortly before the start of the book and we first meet Vimes on the way back from his funeral. The character would later make a minor appearance as a young man in ''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld'' when Vimes travels back into his own past. |
| 307 | * ProphecyTwist: Near the start a character briefly mentions (and dismisses) a prophecy that "Yea, the king will come bringing Law and Justice, and know nothing but the Truth, and [[StandardPoliceMotto Protect and Serve]] the People with his Sword". Although hardly anyone notices, the prophecy is fulfilled exactly. Note that the prophecy doesn't actually say he'll ''take'' the throne. |
| 308 | * ProportionalAging: It's noted when describing Carrot's life early on that dwarf children aren't mature enough to be told about sexuality and reproduction until they hit puberty, at about age fifty. |
| 309 | * PuppetKing: The Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night try to set up one. [[spoiler:Unfortunately for them, the dragon has other plans.]] |
| 310 | * QuietCryForHelp: Wonse's desperate whisper to the assassin. |
| 311 | * RefugeInAudacity: Carrot manages to achieve this [[AchievementsInIgnorance without meaning to.]] The Thieves' Guild would have dealt without hesitation with any outsider caught sneaking around their guildhouse, but they have no idea what to do about a guardsman stomping in and trying to arrest them. |
| 312 | * TheReveal: |
| 313 | ** [[spoiler:Wonse is the Supreme Grand Master]]. |
| 314 | ** [[spoiler:The Place Where the Dragons Went is actually the human imagination.]] |
| 315 | ** [[spoiler:The noble dragon is a female]]. |
| 316 | ** [[spoiler:Carrot is the actual lost heir to the throne but doesn't actually want the job.]] |
| 317 | * RightfulKingReturns: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] by the plan of the Grand Supreme Master. [[DiscussedTrope Discussed]] heavily by the Elucidated Brethren in general. [[spoiler:Subverted with Carrot.]] |
| 318 | * RodentCellmates: While temporarily deposed, lord Vetinari is thrown into his own rat-infested dungeon. Unknown to his jailers, the local rats are [[IntellectualAnimal sapient]] and happy to bring him news from outside in return for advice on how resolve their conflict with the palace's other vermin. |
| 319 | * RunningGag: |
| 320 | ** Vimes' various attempts to convey that the city is [[JustLikeMakingLove like a woman]] and their [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy decidedly]] [[{{Metaphorgotten}} mixed]] [[{{Dissimile}} success]]. |
| 321 | ** The identification of the dragon's footprints as those of a wading bird also crops up repeatedly. |
| 322 | ** The recurring use of terms from the ''Dictionary of Eye-Watering Words''. |
| 323 | ** The Elucidated Brethren never once get through their meetings' opening ceremony without some of them messing up the procedure or tossing up a non-sequitur. |
| 324 | ** Carrot's Protective comes up as a joke frequently. |
| 325 | * SealedEvilInACan: The old dragons were thought to be long gone, until someone summoned them. |
| 326 | * SecretCircleOfSecrets: The Unique and Supreme Lodge of the Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night is a mystic secret society, made up from people who would be rejected from any other secret society. |
| 327 | * SecretHandshake: The Supreme Grand Master notes to himself that the members of the Brethren are "the sort to dislocate their fingers with even the simplest secret handshake". |
| 328 | * SerendipitousSurvival: When the Unique and Supreme Lodge of the Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night is destroyed, two of the brethren survive by not being there; one was running late, and the other had been sent out to get pizzas. |
| 329 | * SeriousBusiness: The Librarian considers the theft of a book to be a worse crime than murder. Of course, it ''is'' [[spoiler:a magical book that allows one to summon dragons]], but it's implied that all librarians feel this way about all books. Traveling through L-Space is also not taken lightly. There are specific rules that librarians can't ignore. |
| 330 | * ShapedLikeItself: |
| 331 | ** A description of the streets of Ankh-Morpork at night: "Assassins assassinated, thieves thieved, hussies hustled. And so on." |
| 332 | ** The dragon is described as having eyes the size of very large eyes. |
| 333 | * SheIsTheKing: [[spoiler:The dragon]] is a king who is revealed to be female. |
| 334 | * ShootOutTheLock: Vimes orders someone to shoot a lock open and gets this response: "What, with a bow and arrow?!" Vimes is rather confused as to why he'd even give that order, but it's implied that he's tapping into some timeless copper folk-consciousness. |
| 335 | * ShoulderSizedDragon: Sybil has a small dragon on her shoulder during her first full conversation with Vimes. |
| 336 | * ShoutOut: |
| 337 | ** There are many references to classic police films such as ''Film/DirtyHarry''. |
| 338 | ** There are two quotes from classic detective stories in the same paragraph: "[[Literature/SherlockHolmes Once you have eliminated the impossible]]" etc., and "[[Literature/SherlockHolmes the curious incident]] of [[Creator/EdgarAllanPoe the orangutan in the nighttime]]". |
| 339 | ** There are at least two shout-outs to ''Film/{{Casablanca}}'' as well: the line "Of all the cities in all the world it could have flown into, he thought, it's flown into mine," and "Here's looking at you, kid," the last line Vimes speaks in the book. |
| 340 | ** And quite a lot of references to Creator/JRRTolkien, as noted above, both to ''Literature/TheHobbit'' and to ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings''. |
| 341 | ** Creator/MCEscher is mentioned by name (see AlienGeometries) and his work ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptiles_%28M._C._Escher%29 Reptiles]]'' is alluded to in the prologue, which states that the Place Where The Dragons Went is similarly packed so tightly with dragons that if you look carefully at it, the space between each dragon ''is another dragon''. |
| 342 | ** The business with the Secret Societies, their grandiose dreams, and especially the pompous and portentous passwords so as to Pass The Threshold, is a sly nod to Robert Shea and Creator/RobertAntonWilson's ''Literature/{{Illuminatus}}'', a work replete with such secret societies. The fact that a secret society, if determined and driven enough, ''can'' change the course of a world by throwing a well-aimed bit of random Chaos into the machine is also a Shea and Wilson thing that Pratchett homages here. |
| 343 | ** Carrot cries "[[Literature/TheThreeMusketeers All for one]]!" when he charges off to help save Lady Sybil, to Colon's and Nobby's puzzlement. |
| 344 | *** Carrot himself can also be seen as an Expy of d'Artagnan, with Colon, Nobby and Vimes as the Musketeers. |
| 345 | ** "I heard where this guy, [[Literature/{{Beowulf}} he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over the door . . . and you know what? Its mum came and complained. Its actual mum come right down to the hall next day and complained.]] That's the respect you get." |
| 346 | ** Various royalty-centric {{Fairy Tale}}s are alluded to by the populace scraping together all they know about kings. |
| 347 | ** To Creator/RaymondChandler - in times of stress Vimes resorts to a bottle in the bottom drawer of his desk. And Carrot, after spending some time polishing his old armour, steps out into the street "untarnished and unafraid", a reference to a line in Chandler's essay "The Simple Art of Murder": "Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid." |
| 348 | ** Colon mis-quotes up this line from Dumbo: [[WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} "I've seen a housefly. I've even seen a greenfly. But I ain't never seen a dragon fly."]] |
| 349 | ** The anti-dragon slogan "The people united will never be ignited" is a reference to the famous revolutionary song [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_pueblo_unido_jamas_sera_vencido "The people united will never be defeated"]] |
| 350 | ** The RunningGag about the City being a Woman is a reference to a frequent simile in the works of Creator/EvanHunter (or to be more specific, [[Literature/EightySeventhPrecinct his pseudonym Ed McBain.]]) |
| 351 | ** "There must be a million stories in the naked city, thought Vimes. So why do I always have to listen to ones like these?" is a reference to the TV series ''Naked City''. |
| 352 | ** The final lines of the book, "[[spoiler:Perhaps the magic would last. Perhaps it wouldn't. But then, what does?]]", are almost identical in both content and delivery to the final lines of ''Film/BladeRunner'': "[[spoiler:It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?]]" |
| 353 | * SidetrackedByTheAnalogy: After the above example of {{Dissimile}}, Vimes changes the subject, but Colon responds with little enthusiasm because "He was still wondering about his superior officer’s sex life." |
| 354 | * SmugSnake: The Supreme Grand Master, a.k.a. [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse,]] who vastly overestimates his own power in summoning and controlling the dragon, not to mention the fact that he thought he could do a better job running the city than Vetinari. |
| 355 | * SpareBodyParts: Swamp dragons have eight stomachs, plus a lot of other parts not specified to allow their digestive tracts to process practically ''anything'' into fuel. |
| 356 | * SpoilerCover: On the Harper-Torch edition, the cover art depicts [[spoiler:the dragon wearing a crown]], which is a surprise plot development occurring late in the book. |
| 357 | * SpySpeak: Discrete passwords and signals are very prevalent among the numerous secret organizations, apparently, leading to more than one humourous misunderstanding. |
| 358 | * SquareCubeLaw: Lampshaded. Sybil specifically points out that you can't just scale things up and have them work the same way. Justified by the dragon [[AWizardDidIt using magic to support itself]]. Real dragons are the size of dogs... and so chemically combustible that they tend to blow themselves up rather than burn villages down. |
| 359 | * StandardHeroReward: Defied. All the dragon slaying heroes insist on half the kingdom and a princess's hand in marriage for slaying the dragon, but Vetinari makes it clear there is no princess and this is not a kingdom. He does have an aunt, though. And a dog. |
| 360 | * StandardPoliceMotto: The motto on the watch house reads "FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC". Vimes translates it as "To Protect and To Serve," but it's actually dog-Latin for [[Film/DirtyHarry "Make my day, punk."]] |
| 361 | * StealthPun: [[WorldOfPun Several]], including the example under JustLikeMakingLove and Vimes' lamentation on the cruelties of Nature: "No wonder they call her a mother..." |
| 362 | --> "They felt, in fact, tremendously bucked-up, which was how Lady Ramkin would almost certainly have put it and which was definitely several letters of the alphabet away from how they normally felt." |
| 363 | * StrangeMindsThinkAlike: Vimes suggests Vetinari's elderly aunt's hand in marriage might be offered to the hero who slays the dragon. In the next scene, Vetinari makes the same suggestion to Wonse, who points out that "tradition demands a daughter". |
| 364 | * StuffBlowingUp: As noted above under Million To One Chance, the dragon retaliates against the Watch's arrow attack by flaming the distillery on whose roof they are perched. The dragon gets caught in the resulting explosion but isn't even injured. |
| 365 | * SummonBiggerFish: Vimes catches [[spoiler:Wonse]] planning to summon ''another'' dragon to fight the first one. |
| 366 | * SureLetsGoWithThat: Nobbs' nightly patrol has him check the doors of every house on his route, and definitely to make sure they're locked, alright. Definitely that. Carrot assumes that if they're not locked, they'll have to inform the building's owners or occupants, which isn't exactly what Nobby had in mind. |
| 367 | * SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: When Sergeant Colon comes to check on Carrot, who is watching from a rooftop for the return of the dragon, he denies unprompted that his real reason for coming is that he was getting frightened on his own rooftop and wanted some company. |
| 368 | * SwordOfPlotAdvancement: Subverted, of course. The fake heir to the throne has an incredibly shiny sword covered in gems and doesn't really do him much good, while Carrot's aggressively non-magical, completely sword-like sword can cut through pretty much anything (including the shiny sword). |
| 369 | * TastyGold: The dragon is offered the newly forged crown, and licks it. They're very chemically sensitive apparently. Vimes considers the chances of the crown actually being made out of gold (It's mentioned elsewhere that "gold" things in Ankh-Morpork have just as much gold in them as there is gold in seawater), then compares the situation to finding out that sugar was actually salt after having put three spoonfuls in your coffee. The dragon then overkills the priest who gave it the crown (shooting a flame so hot that nothing is left but smoke); suffice to say, the dragon isn't amused. |
| 370 | * TeamPet: Errol. Who's pretty much a LethalJokeCharacter. |
| 371 | * ThinkNothingOfIt: Vimes is surprised to hear that he and his men will be rewarded for their efforts to save the city. |
| 372 | -->'''The Patrician:''' Oh, and do bring your men in tomorrow. The city must show its gratitude. |
| 373 | -->'''Vimes:''' It must what? |
| 374 | ** When they are told that they can have a reward, his men ask for a small raise, a new tea kettle, and a dartboard (being afraid that they went too far with the last one). |
| 375 | * ThisBedOfRoses: Carrot has no idea he's staying at a brothel. |
| 376 | * ThisIsGonnaSuck: |
| 377 | ** An already slightly sloshed Vimes when Colon tells him he made the mistake of letting Carrot go on patrol with ''Nobbs''. |
| 378 | ** As Carrot reads out to the owners of the Mended Drum what laws they're breaking, the Librarian is trying to finish his drink as fast as possible before the bar brawl starts. |
| 379 | * ThisIsYourBrainOnEvil: It's so freaky you're [[DrivenToSuicide asking the head of the Guild of Assassins for help]]. (And it's terrifying for the assassin: "[[AndIMustScream Help. Me.]]") |
| 380 | * ThrownFromTheZeppelin: Spoofed. The civic leaders all plan to just murmer a quiet agreement with whomever is stupid enough to loudly protest against having to give the Dragon a monthly VirginSacrifice. But since all of them are savvy enough not to talk back to the Dragon, [[WhoWillBellTheCat no one ends up protesting]]. And they all curse the others for their cowardice. |
| 381 | * ThrowTheBookAtThem: [[BluntMetaphorsTrauma Literally]], in one case. |
| 382 | * TigerByTheTail: Lupine Wonse summons a dragon in a plot to usurp control of Ankh-Morpork. When the dragon escapes his control, rather than eating him, it makes him its servant, and he ends up living in constant terror of it, but also in terror of what will happen to him if he tries to escape. |
| 383 | * TimeTravel: How the Librarian eventually discovers who stole his book. He’s able to do this because all libraries are interconnected through L-Space and he’s able to find the paths connecting the Unseen University Library to any other... ''including'' the Unseen University Library of ''two weeks ago''. |
| 384 | * TitleDrop: The BigBad yells "Guards! Guards!" twice, once to summon the guards to arrest Vimes (see ConservationOfNinjutsu), and another to get rid of Vetinari. |
| 385 | * TokenGoodCop: At the start of the book, the [[TheRemnant three remaining men]] of the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch are Nobby Nobbs, a [[AmbiguouslyHuman debatably human]] kleptomaniac, Fred Colon, a FatIdiot who goes out of his way to avoid trouble and [[TheSlacker spends as much time as possible doing absolutely nothing]], and Sam Vimes, who's [[AlwaysGetsHisMan actually a really good cop]], but at this point is a [[TheAlcoholic booze-soaked]] derelict who crossed the DespairEventHorizon long ago. The addition of Carrot Ironfoundersson, who is too [[IncorruptiblePurePureness bull-headed to bribe or cajole and too strong to fight]], shocks them out of their complacency and leads to them becoming the heroes of the book, [[TookALevelInBadass especially Vimes]], who would begin his journey to becoming TheParagon for police officers ''across the Disc''. |
| 386 | * TrailOfBreadcrumbs: The Librarian does this when navigating through L-Space with a big ball of string. He ties one end to his desk in the middle of the Library... and when he reaches his destination, the same place but two weeks ago, he ties the other end to his two-weeks-younger desk with his two-weeks-younger self sleeping behind it. [[MindScrew Try not to think about this too much]]. |
| 387 | * TrailersAlwaysSpoil: At least [[http://books.google.com/books?id=ijGqzhDD2Q0C&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false one edition of the book]] reveals on its front cover artwork and the back cover summary that [[spoiler:the dragon is crowned king]], an event that doesn't take place until the last third of the book. |
| 388 | * TrainingTheGiftOfMagic: This is one of the few places in the Discworld series where we see that characters lacking any aptitude for magic, and also any formal training, can in fact get it to work, sort of, using lengthy rituals based on stolen information, and a source of power. We also see why this is a really, really bad idea. |
| 389 | * TheTroubleWithTickets: Inverted; Carrot nearly gets in trouble by ''giving'' a parking citation, as it's Vetinari who's parked improperly; Vimes and Colon realize that nothing good can come of confronting the city ruler over an out-of-place wheel, so distract Carrot out of it. |
| 390 | * TomSwifty: A subtle one, when the leader of the secret society lists off all the horrible things that would happen to an outsider at the meeting, and someone realises that he is, in fact, at the wrong meeting: |
| 391 | --> "And his figgin[[note]]a small short-crust pasty containing raisins[[/note]] placed upon a spike," repeated the Supreme Grand Master pointedly. |
| 392 | * TurnInYourBadge: Wonse demands this from Vimes after he disrupts the coronation (mistaking a raven for the dragon). |
| 393 | * VillainousRescue: The Dragon saves the Night Watch from certain death in the Shades by wiping out their prospective murderers. |
| 394 | * TheVillainKnowsWhereYouLive: It's mentioned that before the main events of the book, Lord Vetinari got the leaders of the [[ThievesGuild Guild of Thieves]] to agree to his plan by quietly mentioning that he knew where their loved ones lived. |
| 395 | * WakeUpCall: Vimes started out as a drunkard and the rest of the City Watch was no better. Then Carrot joined the watch, the dragon was summoned by a conspiracy, and these two factors together succeeded in making Vimes, Nobbs and Colon get their act together and save the day. |
| 396 | * WakingUpElsewhere: Vimes falls unconscious after jumping off the roof of the Watch House to escape a dragon attack. When he wakes up, he takes the bed and presence of a ceiling as possible evidence that he's not dead. The presence of [[{{Gonk}} Nobby Nobbs]] is less conclusive. When he asks the obligatory question ("Have I already said 'Where am I'? Did I get an answer?") Nobby leeringly informs him he's in Lady Ramkin's boudoir. |
| 397 | * WeakBossStrongUnderlings: Sam Vimes is first seen as a hopeless alcoholic shunted sideways into commanding the Night Watch, a laughable RagtagBunchOfMisfits in the City Guard. Vimes ends up [[TookALevelInBadass taking several levels in badass]], but not before he recruits the very keen Constable Carrot, a man who can knock out a troll in a fist fight. |
| 398 | * WelcomeToTheBigCity: Carrot's arrival in Ankh has elements of this; he doesn't get robbed himself, but he doesn't cope well with the idea that theft is legal (and that the Watch are probably closer to criminals than the [[ThievesGuild Guild of Thieves]] is). Although he's so naive he doesn't notice the prostitution, even when he's staying at Mrs Palm's. |
| 399 | * WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Vimes "being brung low by a woman" as part of the backstory for his alcoholic state is not referred to again, even though later books explore his earlier life some more and make more than one ContinuityNod to other elements from this book (such as Leggy Gaskin). |
| 400 | ** The Watchmen might think that Vimes was referring to an actual woman, but considering that Vimes referred to Ankh-Morpork as a woman at least twice earlier in the book, the "woman" may have been there the entire time. |
| 401 | ** In a later book, a plausible candidate for "the woman" is identified as a Miss Mavis Trouncer; Vimes, facing death, hopes that when his life flashes before his eyes, it fast-forwards through the bits pertaining to his association with Mavis. |
| 402 | * WhereTheMagicWent: Dragons big enough to pose a threat to humanoids on the Disc seemingly went extinct ages ago, but in fact retreated to another dimension when the Disc's magic became too scarce and thin to support them. [[spoiler: The 'other dimension' turns out to be the human imagination.]] |
| 403 | * AWizardDidIt: The dragon can fly... because of Magic. Literally -- it feeds directly on magic, and uses it to power its otherwise impossible anatomy. Dragons vanished from the Disc in the past specifically because its magic levels dropped too low for them to use. |
| 404 | * WorthIt: A variant, where the person responsible doesn't think the line. Vetinari, after a talk with the head of the Thieves Guild, thinks that seeing his aggravation is actually worth it. |
| 405 | * YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: The spellbook. And Vimes ''writes his notes'' like this -- he doesn't speak that way. The joke is that people in Ancient Days used to speak like us, but write in YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe. ([[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness This was subsequently dropped in future books.]]) |
| 406 | * YouDoNotHaveToSayAnything: Carrot reads two prisoners their rights as set out in the Dignity of Man (Civic Rights) Act of 1341. The bit about not having to say anything is in there, but because this is Ankh-Morpork there is also some stuff about the right not to [[PoliceBrutality fall down the steps to the cells or jump out of high windows]]. |
| 407 | * YouKeepUsingThatWord: The Brethren's oath is full of words their leader just thought sounded suitably impressive without meaning anything; he's rather amused that they all take it very seriously and never ask what they mean. A footnote then explains that they're all real words on the Discworld and defines them, rendering the oath utter gibberish. Roasting someone's figgin (a pastry stuffed with raisins) becomes a running gag for the rest of the series. |
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