| 1 | The metaphor-strewn thoughts of a PrivateDetective. |
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| 3 | -->[-It just didn't add up. How could a trope so ubiquitous have a page that short? And then it hit me like a taxi cab with a day-drunk behind her wheel: [[PrivateEyeMonologue The unabridged version]].-] |
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