| 1 | Snarky first-person narrator. |
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| 3 | --> [-Ahhh, great. ''Now'' I gotta tell you to click on the unabridged version [[FirstPersonSmartass HERE]], because you're too smart or lazy or what the hell ever to be bothered with clicking on the freakin' Main button above... I hate my job.-] |
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