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7	* Many of the trials that resulted in the original deportations to Australia were blatant shams designed to just rid British society of any "undesirables" (poor people). Despite the association with the land of Kangaroos, this probably wasn't the origin of the term though.
8	* France could be pretty bad about this historically, especially in the military courts of the [[UsefulNotes/FrenchPoliticalSystem Third Republic]].[[note]]Also, ''really'' especially the courts of the [[ReignOfTerror second part of the first part of the First Republic]], the First and Second Empires (at times), and ''really, really, really'' especially the courts of [[LesCollaborateurs the Vichy Regime]], but those don't really bear mentioning since nobody expected them to be fair anyway. (Weirdly, though, the courts of the first part of the first part of the First Republic--i.e. the early months of the "Reign of Terror"--actually did follow pretty normal procedures, letting defendants have lawyers and present a defense, and frequently acquitted defendants or let them off with a light sentence. It took a few months for the Terror to really get going.)[[/note]] Alfred Dreyfus was convicted of treason in 1895 for supposedly selling secrets to the Germans despite the fact that he didn't do anything wrong, and to top it off military officials later suppressed evidence showing he was innocent (antisemitism was also involved, with Dreyfus being suspected because he was Jewish). The real culprit was even given a reverse example, being wrongly found not guilty to cover this up. Dreyfus was eventually pardoned five years later, but it took another six years after that for him to finally be fully exonerated of the charges. The real spy - Ferdinand Walsin Esterhazy - having been legally acquitted [[KarmaHoudini was never sentenced to anything]] relating to his crimes.
9	* Thomas Jefferson's chosen method of [[AssassinationAttempt getting Aaron Burr out of the way]] in 1805-1807 was to have him framed for treason. His plan was for there to never even ''be'' a trial in the first place, and he got as far as publically delivering a guilty verdict without trial, but Chief Justice John Marshall insisted on there being a trial before any sentencing could take place; Jefferson, along with General James Wilkinson, then proceeded to forge and tamper with evidence, bribe witnesses, raid mail, and lock up anybody they thought might testify in Burr's defense. An interesting example as Marshall, the actual ''judge'', really did try to preside over the show trial as a real and impartial judge, and the KangarooCourt antics came from government interference. Ultimately the whole thing was [[SubvertedTrope subverted]] when Marshall, who was well aware that the evidence and witnesses had been tampered with, overrode Jefferson's verdict and found Burr ''not'' guilty. Still, Burr's political career was dead anyway. [[RightForTheWrongReasons Ironically, with the evidence we have now]], notably Burr's letters to the king of England offering a loyal American empire as a vassal state in exchange for an army, it's clear that he definitely was guilty of treason.
10	* The 'Show Trials' of Stalin's Soviet Union, in which the court was ostensibly impartial, but enemies of the state would tearfully confess to the numerous crimes they had committed against [[UsefulNotes/JosefStalin Comrade Stalin]], the Party and All Soviet People, and would beg the court to sentence them to the most severe penalties possible, mainly because if they didn't, [[IHaveYourWife their families would pay the price]]. [[ILied This often happened anyway]], as in the case of Grigory Zinoviev and Lev Kamenev, who confessed to outlandish accusations of crimes against the state solely due to the fact that Stalin promised their lives and those of their loved ones would be spared. The result was them both being shot in the basement of the Lubyanka and their families either receiving similar treatment or ending up in a gulag, which wasn't much better. This was ''after'' they'd been routinely beaten, tortured, and deprived of sleep for weeks at a time. With some defendants, crimes extended back to before there even was the Soviet Union to betray, with them supposedly traitors as they were fighting with the revolution, but not in any way preventing it (the reason for the harshness is quite simple: any judges that showed leniency would often be among the next defendants).
11	* The trial of former Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu and his wife Elena after the Romanian Revolution was an obvious show trial. It took 55 minutes. Even ''their own lawyers'' accused them of capital crimes. Though the presiding judge told them that there remained the possibility of appeal, their sentence of death by firing squad was carried out minutes after the trial. As Ceaușescu himself put it, "We could have been shot without having this masquerade!" Given that Romania was the only state where communism fell not with a VelvetRevolution but violently and the dictator's antics while in power were a major factor in that, you can guess that they were FramingTheGuiltyParty here as well.
12	* UsefulNotes/JoanOfArc's trial was headed by Bishop [[HangingJudge Pierre Cauchon]], who was on the payroll of both the English Earl of Warwick and the Duke of Burgundy and handpicked the judges himself from members of the University of Paris who also hated Joan's guts. Seriously, she never really stood a chance. Years after the trial, UsefulNotes/ThePope authorized an appeal at the request of Joan's surviving family to examine the original trial and concluded that the conviction was null and void, completely exonerating Joan [[LaserGuidedKarma (and for bonus points, excommunicating Cauchon for heresy)]]. In fact, the rehabilitation trial found that literally everything about the original trial and her incarceration leading up to it was illegal and set up solely to humiliate and brutalize a teenage girl for having the audacity to campaign for the sovereignty of her own country.
13	* The 'People's Court' of UsefulNotes/NaziGermany was extreme even by the standards of an already brutal and authoritarian regime. Impartiality or fairness to those "tried" in said court were not even ''feigned''. Defendants were sometimes denied ''belts'' to hold up their trousers or given ill-fitting clothing to purposely make them look disheveled. Some trials consisted of little more than a rambling stream of invective language by the judge, Roland Freisler, a living caricature of a HangingJudge, who one time even used "OffWithHisHead" as a verdict. Fittingly, Freisler met a KarmicDeath when his courthouse took a near-direct hit during an Allied bombing raid.[[note]]To add a last wrinkle of insult to the victims of Nazi Germany to this story, Freisler's widow sued for next-of-kin benefits after the war and was granted them because — as the court argued — Freisler would surely have kept on in government service had he not died in the bombing raid.[[/note]] The government allowed judges to give a defendant a sentence not allowed by law ''or even to reason by analogy'' if the "healthy folk sentiment" required it. The Nazis wanted to make a [[PropagandaMachine Propaganda movie]] about Freisler's Court, but decided ultimately that the footage from the actual court proceedings was utterly unusable as [[EvenEvilHasStandards Freisler came off as an unhinged fanatic]] and would scream at the defendants - in fact, many of the defendants must be applauded for retaining a remarkable amount of courage and dignity in the face of a deck stacked against them and as sure of their impending death as they could be.
14	** Worse still, ''this'' was the kind of justice that the Aryan Master Race reserved for itself: by comparison, those Slavic Poles who were judged in ''Sondergerichte'' (special courts, of which the People's Court was just one) were termed "Polish subhumans" and "Polish rabble" by the court, with a judge even saying Poles should get longer sentences than Germans since they were racially inferior. Regular courts in Nazi Germany at least ''nominally'' had legal protections for defendants (such as the right to counsel), but ''Sondergerichte'' lacked any.
15	** At the end of the war, there were the even more ruthless "flying court-martials," staffed with SS and fanatical Nazi party members, who punished deserters and defeatists[[note]]I.e. those who were flying white flags to save their homes from being bombed, or surrendered the town they were mayor of to the Allies, or manifested little enthusiasm about entering the [[HomeGuard Volkssturm]], or who rejoiced about [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]]'s suicide.[[/note]] with a bullet in the back of the neck or by a hanging from the nearest tree or lamp post. ''Film/{{Downfall}}'' depicts a gang of these roaming the streets of Berlin.
16	* The 'Enemy Airmen's Act' passed by UsefulNotes/ImperialJapan during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII made heavy usage of these types of trials. The act stated that Allied airmen who participated in bombing raids against Japanese-held territory were to be tried and punished if captured. While claiming to punish those who bombed "non-military targets", the act was basically used simply to exact retribution on Allied pilots for conducting any kind of air raid on Japan, military target or not.[[note]]There's also the fact that the Japanese spread their military installations and factories throughout residential areas ''and'' employed widespread cottage industry for their war effort, leaving very few, if any, purely "non-military targets" in Japan.[[/note]] Hundreds of Allied pilots were put through blatant show trials and then summarily executed as a result of this act. This is all in spite of the fact that Japanese air forces [[{{Hypocrite}} had been mercilessly bombing cities across China, killing massive numbers of Chinese civilians as a result, with impunity throughout the war]]. After the war, those Japanese officers who conducted such show trials and illegal executions were themselves [[LaserGuidedKarma charged with war crimes]] by the Allies.
17	** The first and most notorious incident involving this was the trial of eight captured American pilots who participated in the Doolittle Raid, which was basically retaliation for the humiliation Japan incurred as a result of the raid. Having been charged with "strafing and killing Japanese civilians", the defendants were forbidden to give any defense and, despite there being no sufficient proof of the allegations against them, the pilots were found guilty and sentenced to death, with three being executed while the others were commuted to life in prison. This raid is ultimately what prompted the Japanese to pass the 'Enemy Airmen's Act' in the first place.
18	* All trials in the early period of the [[PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny People's Republic of China]] were this way. Defendants who didn't admit their guilt would be punished more severely (an aspect of mainland Chinese law that still exists today). A formal legal system didn't really exist until after Mao died anyway — the judges would be loyal party members who often had no legal training, with two [[JokerJury "people's assessors"]] who more often than not were just peasants. Even now, the PRC's legal system is not renowned for its fairness. An aspect of the Chinese legal system that must seem especially baffling to Americans[[note]]but ''not'' countries that base themselves in Roman law, like Continental Europe[[/note]] is that it has little use for precedent - this may have downsides, but on the upside, a court is not bound by the InsaneTrollLogic of judges centuries ago the way Common Law Courts sometimes are.
19	* UsefulNotes/NorthKorea:
20	** People were executed for minor theft. The defense attorney agreed with the prosecutor.
21	** Averted: bribing the police could get a person released. Many people were released to avoid overcrowding the prisons.
22	** Subverted: people were arrested for a minor crime, charged with a political crime, and then the police would steal the evidence and sell it on the black market.
23	** People are punished for the crimes of their family members going back three generations (i.e. there have been people born in labor camps because their parents had been sent there for crimes one of their ''grandparents'' allegedly committed).
24	** Assuming they even bother with the show trial at all...
25	* King Charles I had no chance of receiving a fair trial on charges of high treason, given that the tribunal was hand-picked by the enemies who had just defeated him. The trial was a short series of CourtroomAntics. Charles attempted to stop the indictment being read by the Solicitor General, first by tapping him on the shoulder with his cane, and then when this was ignored, striking him so hard it broke. He then refused to enter a plea, saying no court had jurisdiction over him, as its sovereign, noting that by the law of the time, [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem kings were immune to prosecution]]. Since he remained silent, the court held this was a guilty plea (as was then-standard legal practice, going by the old Latin maxim "he who is silent is said to consent"). Despite this, they called thirty witnesses, although some were excused before testifying. King Charles was not allowed to hear their testimony, or cross-examine them (also standard back then). [[ForegoneConclusion Obviously]], he was found guilty and sentenced to death. The outcome, while undergoing plenty of constant negotiating behind the scenes, was never in doubt anyway.
26	* In 1882, "Doc" Manning, Frank Manning, and James Manning found themselves in a rare example of a Kangaroo Court that wanted to get them off when they were tried for the murder of US Marshal Dallas Stoudenmire by a jury made up entirely of their friends.
27	* In 1872, Susan B. Anthony was arrested for the "crime" of voting (remember that the 19th Amendment was still decades away). The judge at her trial refused to allow her to testify, specifically ''ordered the jury to deliver a guilty verdict,'' (which is a violation of principles of UsefulNotes/TheCommonLaw dating from time immemorial)[[note]]A "directed verdict" — that is, ordering a jury to find for one party or another — is acceptable in civil cases. It is also acceptable in criminal cases — but only when the order is to ''find the defendant not guilty''. A criminal directed verdict of guilty is simply not allowed.[[/note]] and then entered the verdict as "guilty" when they stood mute, refused to poll the jury afterward (even after both sides asked him to), and read an opinion he had written weeks before. Anthony informed the court she would never pay the sentenced $100 fine, and she kept her word for the rest of her life. The judge said he wouldn't send her to jail instead (knowing it would lead to appeal, on which he would surely be reversed, even being quoted in some accounts as saying, in reference to her defiant vow before leaving the courtroom, "I fear that she is right, and the law will soon be changed."),[[note]]Please note that in this case, the judge ''was'' technically right — she ''had'' committed a "crime." However, that wasn't the issue. Ever since [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushel%27s_Case Bushel's Case]] in 1670, juries in common-law jurisdictions have absolute authority to find however they wish on the facts of the case, and the fact that the judge's assessment of the factual circumstances (that Anthony had voted and thus committed a crime under the laws of the time) was actually, objectively right has ''absolutely no legal importance whatsoever''.[[/note]] and an embarrassed New York state government was only too happy to forget the whole thing.
28	* Many modern historians believe that the infamous Captain William Kidd was nothing more than a privateer with harsh methods. His trial for piracy lasted only two days, and critical evidence that would've exonerated Kidd was deliberately misplaced. Kidd was trapped between the Tory and Whig political parties. The Tories wanted to use Kidd to disgrace the Whigs. When he refused to testify, he became politically useless. The Whigs wanted him convicted to avoid public embarrassment. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Kidd Here]] is an article at the other wiki.
29	* The Khmer Rouge functioned the same way as the PRC and USSR did, but they usually had the guilty dig their own grave before beating them to death since ammunition was scarce and thus expensive.
30	* Trials for blacks in the Jim Crow South were frequently Kangaroo Courts, especially if the victim was white. With no black judges, all-white juries, and careless-at-best attention paid to constitutional protections, a conviction was more or less a ForegoneConclusion. All this was assuming that the accused didn't get lynched first... [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottsboro_Boys The Scottsboro Boys trials]] are a famous example (a rare case where the defendants eventually escaped due to a vigorous defense).
31	* DoubleSubverted in the Mary Phagan case. The accused Leo Frank, a Jew from New York, was convicted of raping and murdering Mary Phagan in Atlanta, Georgia--despite a wealth of evidence pointing at the black janitor (irony of ironies) who was the prosecution's chief witness--and sentenced to death. The governor of the state looked over the evidence, however, and was not convinced; accordingly, he commuted the sentence to life imprisonment, sacrificing his own political career in the process. A lynch mob broke into the prison and hanged Frank anyway, taking pictures that sold widely in the South. This case was what led to the formation of the Anti-Defamation League.
32	* [[http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKTRE49D3XB20081014 Some people seem to take this trope literally.]] Three activists went into the court where one of Singapore's vocal opposition leaders was charged with defaming the Prime Minister and his father (the country's founder). Each wore t-shirts depicting kangaroos in judge's robes. They were cited for contempt.
33	* [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil The Pirate Bay]] seem to be on the receiving end of several of these in the civil cases between them and entertainment companies. It's a matter of debate on the Spectrial over whether the judge's membership of the same pro-copyright organizations as several representatives of the entertainment industry in the case constitutes bias or not. One example which is ''very'' suspect is them being sued in the Netherlands but not even officially summoned. They lost that case.
34	* England's Star Chamber, originally conceived to quietly deal with the medieval equivalent of celebrity crimes, became this by the time of Charles I. One of the more JustForFun/{{egregious}} cases was that of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lilburne John Lilburne]]; when brought before the Court he was asked how he pleaded, and when he asked what the charge was, they tortured him for a while and then asked him again how he pleaded. It was notorious for this, and has lent its name to such courts, as in "star-chamber process." They met in secret, without indictments or witnesses, and only accepted written evidence. One abusive process the Star Chamber enforced was the so-called [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trilemma#Trilemma_in_law "cruel trilemma"]]. All defendants were made to swear that they would answer any question truthfully. It thus trapped them between three options: lying while under oath, viewed as a mortal sin, not just perjury (a capital crime by itself); self-incrimination or incriminating others such as family or friends; and contempt of court if they refused to swear the oath or remained silent. Over time it led to the right against self-incrimination being established in UsefulNotes/TheCommonLaw, which became part of the Fifth Amendment to the US Constitution. It could not sentence people to death, but anything below that was permitted (branding of cheeks and cropping ears was frequent). Defendants were required to have counsel, who signed all answers (which were required to be written) by the defendant to charges against them. If their counsel would not sign it, for any reason, the defendants were held to have confessed.
35	* Basically every British court had aspects of this by modern standards prior to the 18th century at least. Defendants had no right to counsel, to call witnesses, to remain silent if asked any question, or to speak in their own defense (there is a reason those were in the Bill of Rights). The jury could be punished if they brought in a verdict the judge disliked. Naturally, this was the case in a lot of countries, not just in Britain and its dependent colonies.
36	* The French Revolution had a lot of these once Robespierre took power. People were sentenced to the guillotine for such paltry offenses as not giving soldiers discounts in the name of "liberty". The trial of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette turned out this way as well. The revolutionaries even accused the latter of having sex with her seven-year-old son (though ''that'' was quickly thrown out when Marie Antoinette declared the charge an insult to all women and the ones in the public not only agreed but threatened to riot). The jurors said that simply being a king made Louis XVI guilty. Other victims of the Terror were condemned in trials before tribunals in which they had even less chance to defend themselves than the King and Queen. Robespierre himself eventually [[HoistByHisOwnPetard wound up on the receiving end]] after he was overthrown in the Thermidorian Reaction of 1794.
37	* The trials during the Red Scares, particularly during the [=McCarthy=] era. They sometimes didn't need to be, as being accused of being a communist, or being associated with communism, or being associated with anyone who's associated with communism in any way [[ConvictedByPublicOpinion would probably destroy your reputation beyond repair anyway]]. A lot of these weren't even trials, just Congressional hearings where people had their past associations grilled with the concluding ArmorPiercingQuestion: "Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?" Refusal to answer meant they would be held in contempt (for which you'd be tried), since [[LoopholeAbuse it was not a "crime" to be a communist]], so they couldn't take the Fifth, even when answering "yes" inevitably led to them being blacklisted from their jobs. Of course, [[MortonsFork anything but full cooperation would lead to blacklisting anyway]].
38	* Only slightly less notable, but completely related, was the [[HeteronormativeCrusader Lavender Scare]] which grew out of the same era, aided by Dwight Eisenhower against homosexuals with Executive Order 10450. Generally, those swept up in the Lavender Scare were simply accosted by a brace of FBI agents, questioned about their private lives, and blacklisted—and at least one, Drew Ference, died via suicide by gas poisoning in France because of it—all without even the appearance of fairness, and all because they were homosexual. This extended to other western countries too, with Alan Turing in the UK losing his security clearance once his homosexuality was uncovered, convicted, coerced into chemical castration in order to avoid prison, and killed himself. He eventually received a formal apology from the UK Prime Minister and pardon (along with other gay or bi men convicted then).
39	* [[BurnTheWitch Witchcraft trials]] (the Salem Witch Trials, for example) were real and their effects cannot be discounted. Yet they were always worse where there were no senior church authorities to rein in the clergy or court of appeals to enforce basic rules of procedure. The trials in Salem were at the tail end of the witch hunt era when in most of Europe it was winding down, with the judges and juries having become increasingly suspicious of witchcraft accusations. Strangely enough, the judges actually showed mercy in one way — they were the only English witchcraft court in which if the defendants confessed, they would be spared a death sentence. The nineteen people hanged were those who had refused and staunchly professed innocence.
40	** Subverted and inverted with LoopholeAbuse in the execution of Giles Corey. He was accused of witchcraft and halted his trial by refusing to plea. If he pled not guilty, he would be found guilty at trial and executed and his property forfeited to the state. If he pled guilty, his life would be spared, but he would be excommunicated and, again, all property would be forfeit. By refusing to plea, [[RulesLawyer the trial could not begin]]. So in accordance with the laws at the time, he was stripped naked, tied to the ground, and had heavy rocks placed on him until he died in an effect to coerce a plea. His only words during the entire session? [[DefiantToTheEnd "More weight."]] The result of this -- and the reason Corey endured such a horrific death in the first place -- was that since Corey had never been deemed guilty, the state could not seize his property, which instead passed to his next of kin.
41	* [[Creator/{{Cicero}} Marcus Tullius Cicero]], most famed orator and lawyer of the late [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanRepublic Roman Republic]], lost only one case (that we know of). He lost that case because the man on trial [[RefugeInAudacity accidentally-on-purpose murdered his political rival in full view of hundreds of witnesses]], and more importantly (for he had gotten people off worse), at the trial there were a great many armed soldiers wanting a conviction and looking at him meaningfully throughout the proceedings. Cicero's defense in this case, Pro Milone, could not even be completed, because Clodius (the victim, and a very popular man against whom many knew Cicero held a personal grudge) still had many living supporters, all of whom showed up on the day of the trial and caused a riot in the middle of Cicero's speech. Cicero was never even offered the chance to finish arguing his case. Milo, Cicero's client, is said to have later read the oration and said: "If you'd finished reading this, I'd have won." The Roman court system was not known for its unshakable impartiality.
42	* The Athenian Republic's courts could be like this as well since they were entirely drawn from laymen selected by lot as judges who had basically total discretion in accepting or rejecting evidence and sentencing defendants. Attorneys did not exist at the time, and thus both sides [[AFoolForAClient had to represent themselves]] (though they could hire a speechwriter). Socrates' trial is usually held up as a prime example, and the man himself was recorded to complain over this in the ''[[Literature/ApologyOfSocrates Apology]].'' Particularly, along with the above, there was no public prosecutor, so cases (except for matters of public safety) had to be brought by the alleged victim or their next of kin (if dead, a child, or woman), meaning that more frivolous charges were often laid. Both sides proposed a punishment, and Socrates angered the judges by proposing only a small fine for himself. They then sentenced him to death. Since he was well-known as a critic of Athenian democracy and the charges against him likely stemmed from that, there was probably a lot of bias against him to begin with, but that sure didn't help.
43	** Socrates' trial is actually somewhat of a subversion - or at least normal enough for that time. Trials were more or less StrictlyFormula in Athens, with families of the accused asking for leniency, standardized speeches being read out, etc. Had Socrates stuck to the speech written for him, he would have likely gotten away with a fine at the most. Instead, his action was basically ThrowingOutTheScript and reading out his own improvisation full of {{Troll}}ing. Even so, the judges had split almost equally on the matter of him being guilty. However, then came stage two; each side offering the punishment it considers appropriate, and the judges voting on that. Socrates said "How can I propose a punishment if I'm innocent? Okay, I would be willing to pay a fine (not that small, actually; most estimates put thirty minae above 100,000$ in modern money - well outside Socrates' modest finances, but his friends would have been more than happy to pay ten times as much), but I would have much preferred the right to eat in the Prytaneum (translated to modern terms: imagine Julian Assange saying in court "Your Honor, leaking out all that sensitive data did the public a service; could you give me a tax exemption for it?"). A more appropriate example would be the Trial of Generals a few years previously when the victors of a major naval battle against Sparta were tried for failing to rescue the sailors from their own lost ships. A bit of BlameGame later, two commanders fled, six were executed. Socrates was the only one trying to stop the blatantly unconstitutional case, and he actually succeeded in the legal sense before the men were executed regardless. A few months later, the Athenians had a collective MyGodWhatHaveIDone moment, and now the prosecutors were the ones forced to run for their lives. Next battle, the new commanders were so scared to step out of line that they lost the entire fleet with barely any fight. Athens was forced to surrender next year.
44	* This has been done in professional sports clubhouses for years, right down to using the Trope Namer. Players who make stupid plays in a game are brought before a "trial" of their teammates to be ridiculed and fined; the money is kept in a collection used to fund some type of party, event, or charity donation at season's end. One of the most famous examples was the Baltimore Orioles of the 1960s, where Frank Robinson was appointed the team judge and went so far as to wear a barrister wig during the proceedings.
45	* Almost every sports club/association will have some form of fines system or Kangaroo Court. Used to mock not only poor gameplay, but weird behavior on tours/transport to games or off-field gatherings, a sentence might involve paying money, a number of drinks for each offence, or ritual humiliation such as wearing silly clothes during the next game, having to carry around and look after a stuffed toy, or performing a song and dance in the middle of a crowded bar.
46	* In some cases, the legal proceedings of involuntary commitment follow the Kangaroo Court format. As the blog writer of [[http://crazymer1.wordpress.com/ Crazy Mermaid]] details [[http://crazymer1.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/involuntary-committment-hearing-prep/ here]]: "Devon said that I had the option of not attending the hearing at all and just allowing her to represent me. I declined her strange offer. In retrospect, that should have been my first clue that the hearing was simply a formality, nothing more than a 'Kangaroo Court'. Its purpose was to fulfill the letter of the law but not the intent. My fate was already sealed."
47	* Sir Walter Raleigh fell victim to one of these when he was charged with treason. The only material evidence presented against him was a signed statement from one of the conspirators of the Main Plot that planned to assassinate King James I. The Court denied his attempts to call the author of this letter for cross-examination. In spite of an excellent defense in court and essentially no evidence against him, he was convicted and sentenced to death. James spared his life in spite of the sentence and imprisoned him for thirteen years. He was released to lead an expedition once again. That expedition went poorly, and the Spanish demanded his execution. He was executed in 1618 on the basis of his prior conviction.
48	* It is believed by many that J. Robert Oppenheimer's security clearance hearing was one of these. Oppenheimer was the leader of the Manhattan Project that developed the Atomic Bomb, but earlier in life, he had some friends and family members that were associated with the Communist Party. No one really made an issue of it during the war, but during the Second Red Scare in the early 1950s, some of his political and scientific rivals used his former communist sympathies as an excuse to paint him as a traitor and a Soviet spy and end his career in government work. The Kennedy and Johnson administrations later attempted to publicly rehabilitate him shortly before his death in 1967. He was later VindicatedByHistory when extensive analysis of KGB records proved he never betrayed the United States and rebuffed all of their many attempts to recruit him. That said, he did do some pretty scummy things. Oppenheimer was sort of "felt out" by a Soviet agent acting through one of Oppenheimer's friends; Oppenheimer, afraid that anyone looking into the matter too closely would turn up his former Party association, reported to his higher-ups (who actually ''were'' suspicious of him for just that reason) that Soviet spies had approached "some people" in the project, but then got coy and wouldn't say who "some people" were (because it was ''him''). He had intended to allay suspicion but wound up just adding fuel to the fire and making the investigators think the situation was much worse than it actually was. The resulting investigation led back to Oppenheimer's friend, who lost his job over it and was then forced to leave the country. It wasn't until years later that the friend found out about Oppenheimer's involvement in the whole thing.
49	* During the rule of Ayatollah Khomeini in Iran, hundreds of political undesirables were put on trial in the Islamic Revolutionary Courts. There were no juries and only one judge, and the defendants didn't get a chance to defend themselves. It didn't matter to them if the defendants were guilty or innocent - if they really were guilty, then their sentences would rid Iran of bad elements, whereas if they were innocent, then they would be expected to consider themselves lucky to be martyrs. Many of these "trials" lasted only forty minutes or less.
50	* Inverted during the Eulmi incident in 1895. Korean Empress Myongseong was murdered by Japanese assassins led by Miura Goro, Japanese Ambassador to Korea. As this was one of the events intended for the Japanese invasion of Korea, Korea had to turn the assassins over to Japan due to extraterritoriality, and Japan set up a kangaroo court to acquit the assassins. After the incident, Japan went on to annex Korea in 1910.
51	* During the Song Dynasty, fearing that his throne would be lost, Emperor Gaozong did not want Yue Fei to retake the empire's former capital Kaifeng, to save his brother Qinzong. Gaozong then sent 13 orders in the form of 13 gold plaques to Yue Fei to send him back. Later, Gaozong's chancellor, Qin Hui accused him of "perhaps there is"[[note]]Qin Hui implied that "Though it isn't sure whether there is something that he did to betray the dynasty, maybe there is."[[/note]] and had Yue Fei executed.
52	* Subverted in the case of UsefulNotes/AndrewJohnson, the first U.S. president to be impeached, for firing Secretary of War Edwin Stanton in violation of the Tenure of Office Act. He wasn't so much impeached for violating the act, as the act was designed so that he would violate it: Congress knew that the Tenure of Office Act--which made it illegal for the President to fire most federal officials, including members of his own Cabinet, without the Senate's approval--was almost certainly unconstitutional, but they realized that they'd be able to kick him out of office long before the issue ever hit the Supreme Court.[[note]]This has been more or less confirmed by the Supreme Court's subsequent jurisprudence on appointments and administrative law. Although the Tenure of Office Act was never challenged before it was repealed in 1887, some somewhat similar statutes were struck down, and the Supreme Court noted in a 1926 decision on one such statute that the Tenure of Office Act would have been invalidated had it been before the Court at that time.[[/note]] This suited them mightily well, as Congress had had enough of him trying to block their Reconstruction programs and devised the Tenure of Office Act specifically so that they could impeach Johnson for violating it--they knew he would immediately try to fire Stanton (an ally of Congress) as a test. This was because while Johnson was a pain in the rear politically, he hadn't done anything ''illegal''--they needed him to commit some illegal act to get rid of him, so rather than wait for him to do something that was already illegal, they just decided to figure out something he was going to do anyway and make ''that'' illegal.[[note]]If you're wondering how they got around the fact that the President can veto laws, don't worry: his enemies had a veto-proof 2/3 majority in both houses.[[/note]] As one critic of Johnson said, "You can't impeach someone for general cussedness." He was acquitted in the Senate (by ''[[DecidedByOneVote one vote]]''), but his reputation never recovered.
53	** That being said, Congress seemed to ''attempt'' to make it a Kangaroo Court; for instance, the defense requested 40 days for evidence collection and witness prep (the same amount of time the prosecution got) but was granted only ten. Also, the presiding judge, Chief Justice Salmon Chase, tried to make rules for the court, but the Senate seemed to challenge them every single time, ostensibly because they were too fair. According to Website/{{Wikipedia}}, when Chase said that President Johnson "should be permitted to present evidence" that Johnson was trying to test the constitutionality of the Tenure of Office Act, the Senate merely reversed it despite the fact that ''the Senate pretty much '''was''' the prosecution.''
54	* The trial of the Duke of Enghien (kidnapped from a neutral country) before a special military tribunal appointed by Napoleon is a famous example. It is for instance mentioned at the beginning of ''Literature/WarAndPeace''.
55	* UsefulNotes/MataHari's trial had an outcome that was very much a foregone conclusion; her defense attorney, veteran international lawyer Edouard Clunet, faced impossible odds; he was denied permission either to cross-examine the prosecution's witnesses or to examine his own witnesses directly (unfortunately unlike many such victims who are VindicatedByHistory, German documents unsealed in the 1970s [[FramingTheGuiltyParty proved her guilt pretty clearly]]).
56	* The Hundred Flowers Campaign in China was an attempt by the Communist government to get the people's opinion on how things could be improved. Special mailboxes were placed all over the country where people could put their opinions or criticisms and were actively encouraged to do so. Fast-forward several years. The same letters are used as damning evidence in these sort of courts that the people who wrote them were "rightists". Even tiny suggestions were used to this effect.
57	* The 2006 documentary ''[[Film/ThisFilmIsNotYetRated This Film Is Not Yet Rated]]'' shows that the MPAA's appeal board for ratings acts like this since past rulings on a movie with similar content cannot be used to appeal your movie's rating, leaving it less as an appeal and more like a hearing.
58	* MediaNotes/TheComicsCode. Many believe it was started with the ''specific'' intention to drive EC Comics (known for its bloody and gory horror comics) out of business and ruin Bill Gaines' reputation. While it failed in that regard (he later founded ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'', a much greater success) the Code was regarded as a tyrannical MoralGuardian for years. That is until Creator/StanLee failed to gain permission from them to bend the rules and publish an anti-drug issue of a ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'' comic despite the fact that it portrayed drugs extremely negatively and that Lee was asked to write the story on behalf of the United States government. Lee took a risk and published the story without the Comics Code approval. It ended up being a smash hit, making the people in charge of the Code look like fools. From that time, the Code's influence steadily declined, and by the 2000s, it had no real power - most mainstream titles could choose to publish a title without its approval with little fear of repercussion. By 2010, only three companies (DC Comics, Bongo Comics, and Archie Comics) still adhered to the Code; Bongo broke away in 2010 and the other two companies did so the next year, rendering the Code defunct.
59	* Many years after when the trial of Jesus probably took place, Pilate was recalled to Rome on nothing more than the word of the Syrian governor Vitellius after putting down a Samaritan rebellion and summarily executing a number of its participants. On the day Pilate was to answer the charges the aggrieved Samaritans had lodged against him in court in front of Emperor Tiberius, Tiberius died. What became of Pilate after that [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse is lost to posterity]]: while he may have had his day in court under the newly inaugurated (and not yet criminally insane) Emperor Caligula, we have no historical records of a conviction; neither was he ever restored to his post in Judea. In any event, he never got to face his accusers in any historical record, which is why the secular histories are so heavily biased against him (Philo, who made a lot of the accusations, was not exactly a reliable historian).
60	* The trial of Marshal Ney (1769-1815) was described as a "parody of justice" by everyone involved, including the ultra-Royalists who were looking for a scapegoat after the Hundred Days. Most notably, the prosecution outright forbade the defense from using its strongest argument in favor of Ney,[[note]]Marshal Davout had signed a Convention with the Allies, believing that its Article XII meant complete amnesty for any opinions and actions the soldiers and officers held during the Hundred Days, but when it was brought up, the prosecution declared that discussing the terms of the Convention was outside the scope of the Chamber of Peers.[[/note]] and dismissed the defense's main witness, Marshal Davout. Louis XVIII later admitted that he had no desire to see Ney go down like this (and become a martyr-like figure for the Bonapartists), but that his most virulent relatives, including his own brother and nephews, all but forced him to this extremity.
61	* Possibly topping Ney's trial was the post-WWII Soviet war crimes trial of ''Luftwaffe'' [[AcePilot flying ace Major Erich "Bubi" Hartmann.]] The most successful fighter pilot in history, Hartmann was well-respected in the West, but hated by the USSR (who, in fairness, had contributed most of his ''three hundred and fifty-two aerial victories''). Refusing orders to surrender to the British [[TheMenFirst and leave his men behind]], he was taken to the USSR and interrogated for information on German fighter tactics and the Me 262 ''Schwalbe'' jet fighter. He refused to divulge any information and went on a hunger strike. Determined to break him, the Soviets charged him with "strafing 760 civilians near Bryansk",[[note]]No evidence of such an aerial massacre exists.[[/note]] deliberately destroying "a bread factory",[[note]]He never flew any aircraft capable of such a feat.[[/note]] and destroying 345 "expensive" Soviet aircraft.[[note]]They weren't even trying by this point...[[/note]] Hartmann conducted [[AFoolForAClient his own defense]] (not that he really had any choice - [[EnforcedTrope the Soviets refused him any legal assistance]]) - which the judge informed him was a "waste of time" before sentencing him to 25 years of hard labor. He was finally freed from Soviet captivity in 1955, though it was not until the late [=1990s=] that the Russian Federation exonerated him.
62	* While {{UsefulNotes/Venezuela}}'s courts, in general, can be considered examples after coming under government control, taking the government's side 100% of the time, the trial of Leopoldo López, Venezuela's then-most prominent opposition leader, is a particularly blatant example. For example, while the prosecution was allowed to present over 100 witnesses against him, he and his defense were, out of 63 available witnesses, only allowed to present 1. He was ultimately sentenced to almost 14 years in prison. After being released during protests, he took refuge in the Spanish embassy and then left Venezuela entirely.
63	* [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Vichy France]] sat up ''sections spéciales'' to try "[[LaResistance terrorists]]" and others, and the two first guys to have been sentenced by such courts (they got death sentences) were already sentenced to small prison terms for ''exactly the same acts''. The ''[[LesCollaborateurs Milice]]'' had courts whose judges were to give only one sentence (death by the hands of the nearest collaborator) and whose verdicts were without appeals. Some later faced [[LaserGuidedKarma very similar trials at the hands of angry Resistance members]], while in both cases no one even bothered with even show trials, simply lynchings however they liked.
64	** Vichy also set up the "Riom Trial" in 1942 against five former political and military leaders of the Third Republic, including two former Prime Ministers, with the aim of "proving" they were responsible for the defeat of France in 1940 - and that France had started the war, not Nazi Germany. In this case, it would be massively subverted; the defendants refused to play ball. Former Prime Minister Léon Blum, who was also Jewish, conducted such a brilliant defence, making clear it was the Vichy leaders in fact responsible, that he was widely praised by the neutral press that had been invited. The process ended up becoming a massive embarrassment for Vichy France and Nazi Germany to the point that it was suspended, then later abandoned entirely. Blum was put into a concentration camp by the Germans, who felt he could be used as a bargaining chip. When the war came to an end, an order for his execution was ignored by local authorities and he was liberated by the Americans; he even had a third time as head of government, spending a five-week stint as Prime Minister in 1946.
65	* Australian tourist Schapelle Corby was arrested in Indonesia for drug smuggling in 2005. During her trial, the judges ignored her defense, read, or chatted. News and current affairs ran stories that amounted to Indonesia being disinterested in guilt or innocence to the point of suggesting disposing of the evidence for crimes rather than let the police know. Indonesia had even made threats against Australia and had committed acts such as flooding the country with asylum seekers much like Fidel Castro did during the Mariel boatlift, and had made their feelings and racism in response to bids for a fair trial very clear.
66	* A bill of attainder was Parliament declaring someone guilty of a crime and punishing them without trial. So even if there was nothing you did wrong and no evidence of you doing anything wrong, if Parliament didn't like you, they could just have an up or down vote and have you executed (although lesser punishment was also used, such as confiscating property). No wonder that they were last used on a large scale during the UsefulNotes/EnglishCivilWar which ended with the King's head being chopped off (see above) and included open warfare between King and Parliament. The abuse of these attainder laws during the UsefulNotes/AmericanRevolution was so bad they are specifically banned under the United States Constitution (twice over, in fact -- one clause prohibits Congress from passing them, while another prohibits the state governments from doing so).
67	* Downplayed with the "Kafka trap" argument, which is an interpersonal version of this. It involves making an AbominationAccusationAttack, and when the person denies it, saying that "Only a[n abomination] would say that."
68	* Whether the Nuremberg trials qualify as this trope has been argued up and down the aisle, and a lot of serious legal ink has been spilled on either challenging or justifying the proceedings. To sum up the many, ''many'' complexities of this subject, nobody disputes the fact that ThoseWackyNazis were very bad people who did very bad things; the arguments normally hinge on whether the Nazis received a ''fair'' trial, or [[ThereShouldBeALaw whether what they did was actually illegal at the time]], and if not, whether it was morally justified to go ahead and execute them anyway. It should be noted here, however, that the Nuremberg trials did hand down acquittals and some verdicts - particularly the twenty years in jail against Albert Speer - are actually seen as ''too mild'' by critics. It has also been objected that the Allies lacked any legal jurisdiction over the defendants (the trials had not been authorized by the newly formed United Nations for instance, unlike more recent international tribunals). However, the legal basis rested in the instrument of surrender by Germany, which had given (temporary) control over the country to the Allies, which chose to try violations of international law and the [[UsefulNotes/TheLawsAndCustomsOfWar laws of war]] (it only applied to crimes committed during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII). Other criticisms include that it upheld a {{double standard}} (as the Allies had in some cases also committed violations similar to the charges made against some Germans, especially the USSR). For instance, one charge was that Germany violated international law by conspiring to commit aggression against Poland. Yet the USSR had been a part of this conspiracy (the Allies claimed that the secret protocols of their alliance with Germany planning this were a forgery), and no Soviet citizen was ever charged (naturally enough, as the USSR would not have allowed it). At the same time, Soviet sovereignty over the Baltic states (Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania) was based on aggressive war as well. All Soviet leaders were relieved from being charged with war crimes. Moreover, some of the charges (such as "crimes against humanity") were undefined before the London Charter which authorized the tribunals, thus raising criticisms that they were "ex post facto" (i.e. retroactive) laws. The tribunals also used their own laws of evidence, rather than the generally accepted rules, widely admitting hearsay as one example. In some cases here, the criticisms are of being overly lenient: Admiral Dönitz was acquitted of his war crimes charges for having waged unrestricted submarine warfare on the grounds that the Allies had done it too, for instance, avoiding the accusation of being a {{hypocrite}} if they had. Not an ex post facto law, but the (at the time) unusual expedient of basing a criminal penalty on ''violating international treaties'' (before that it was usually assumed that ''states'' violated treaties - who happened to be leading them was immaterial. Nuremberg led to a paradigm shift on that issue) was basing the "Crimes against Peace" charge on the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellogg%E2%80%93Briand_Pact Kellogg-Briand Pact]] (named after the French and American foreign ministers who came up with it) which had been signed by the UsefulNotes/WeimarRepublic and - crucially - ''never repudiated'' by Nazi Germany. The treaty is often dismissed as "not worth the paper it was written on", but it did, for the first time ever, actually put into writing that War Is Bad and civilized countries should not go around attacking one another. What the Nazis had done was very flagrantly a violation of this treaty - a treaty they never repudiated and Nuremberg was quite literally when the noose was spun out of that "worthless scrap of paper".
69	* Much of the same criticisms of the Nuremberg Trials apply to the Tokyo Trials, conducted against the leaders of UsefulNotes/{{Imperial Japan}}. Most notably, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radhabinod_Pal Radhabinod Pal]], one of the judges presiding over the trials, held this opinion and was the only judge to vote to acquit all defendants. While he was overruled, there are still monuments to his honor today in Japan. Though not the only motive, he was moved to this in large part by what he saw as massive [[{{Hypocrite}} hypocrisy]] by the Allies (he came from then-British India), having committed war crimes and conquered much of Asia just as they charged Japanese officials for having done in his view.
70	* On a related note, the far less-known trials of Finland's wartime leaders for allying with the Axis were viewed at the time (and now) by many as totally unjust. Initially, Finland only agreed to try the same charges as at Nuremberg that any Finns committed. Yet this soon grew into charges of getting into a war with the USSR, the UK, and for "preventing peace", due to a law passed by the Finnish parliament under pressure from the Allies. It was viewed as a violation of the Finnish constitution and mockery to the rule of law because the charges were retroactive. Finland officially was at war with the UK, but never fought against them directly then. Ironically, in the Winter War American and British volunteers fought along with the Finns.[[note]]The UK declared war on Finland as a diplomatic gesture towards the USSR; before Germany invaded Norway, they were considering sending an expeditionary force to help out the Finns ''against'' the USSR, who were busy dividing up Eastern Europe between themselves and Nazi Germany.[[/note]] Some taken prisoner were later returned by Stalin after he allied with the US and UK. The leaders of Finland were therefore essentially punished for retaliating against the Soviet aggression, while the USSR was completely unpunished. However, none received more than ten years in prison, and all were paroled or pardoned before serving the entirety due partly to the backlash against this.
71	* As mentioned before, the USSR did not go in for very fair trials. Thus in the wake of their independence, there has been a push in the Baltic States to rehabilitate people who were convicted by the Soviets. This has stirred controversy however as some of the convicts ''did'' commit crimes; for instance, murders of Jews and Roma [[LesCollaborateurs while aiding the Nazis during WWII]]. While they still probably got unfair trials, rehabilitating them doesn't seem right either.
72	* A lot of the people rehabilitated after Stalin's time were a part of the Purge itself. Others tended to be part of earlier purges or the Civil War (which was full of war crimes and massacred villages on all sides). You'll be hard-pressed to find an actually innocent person among Soviet officials of that time. This included Khrushchev himself, who'd denounced Stalin's crimes and initiated rehabilitation... but had been a part of the Purge himself, including signing execution orders en masse. In some cases one phase of the purges began by denouncing (and often executing) those who had helped Stalin carry out the prior phase of the purges. Stalin would of course [[NeverMyFault blame any "excesses" on underlings]].
73	* PlayedWith by the Soviet trials of Lavrentiy Beria, as there was evidence that he was actually guilty of every crime he was accused of. That said, considering he had just lost a power struggle in the wake of Stalin's death, he likely had no chance of being acquitted even if he hadn't committed any crimes--he was allowed no defense counsel, the judges were all members of the military that had conspired with his political rival Nikita Khrushchev to oust him, and the trial lasted less than an hour before he and his subordinates were immediately executed.
74	* After driving out the Islamic State from their country, the Iraqi government has been extremely ruthless in persecuting captured members through show trials, which are often described as 10-minute hearings with the accused given no chance of defending themselves or granted leniency. While it's understandable considering the [[NightmareFuel sheer]] [[FinalSolution horror]] the terrorist group inflicted on its people, human right activists rose concerns that several members were [[ForcedIntoEvil strong-armed into joining them]] such as medical staff, jihadi brides, and other members that didn't necessarily commit the same crimes as its leaders and fighters. Concerns were also raised that these trials would further stigmatize the Iraqi Sunnis who were already oppressed by Shias since Saddam Hussein's fall and were often accused of being ISIS collaborators. Further, without a fair trial, they could accuse ''anyone'' or punish even those who actually committed crimes beyond the scope of their acts.
75	* The Incan emperor Atahualpa was executed by the Spaniards after a mock trial charging him with revolting against them and practicing idolatry... Even though they captured him after inviting him for parley and he never converted to Christianity. He would have been burned on the stake if Friar Vincente de Valverde hadn't intervened on his behalf to commute the sentence and allowed Atahualpa to choose the way he died on the condition he became Roman Catholic.
76	* Due in large part to political tensions and how he propped up (or failed to support) various figures during his tenure, Pope Formosus was put on trial in 897 AD, whereupon he was promptly defrocked and cast down for, amongst other things, perjury. Despite the high stakes, he never said a word in his defense. Why? Well, for one thing, he was ''dead.'' He'd perished in 896,[[note]]becoming the first of ''six popes'' who would reign and be deposed and/or die over the next two years[[/note]] and the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod Cadaver Synod]] was and is generally regarded as one of the more comical examples of a kangaroo trial. The result rendered Stephen VI, the Pope in charge of the trial, a laughingstock: he was strangled to death half a year later, and his successor overturned the results. (Though ''his'' successor, who took part in the Synod in the first place, overturned ''that.'') Highlights of the trial included Formosus' body being questioned and ''rebuked for not answering the questions''. Corpses were even put on trial in other cases as well, though it remained rare.
77	* Similar to the above, in the medieval, Renaissance and even Early Modern periods, "animal trials" were also sometimes conducted, with livestock, domestic animals like dogs and some ''insects'' accused of crimes. These were conducted with full solemnity, the courts even appointing lawyers to defend the accused. Surprisingly, some animal defendants were acquitted or the lawyers got the charges dismissed by ingenuous arguments (e.g. that a group of rats facing charges for destroyed property from eating grain couldn't attend court safely as cats were around). It even inspired a film, ''Film/TheHourOfThePig'', with the court case taken from an actual one. Naturally, it couldn't help but be this given the "defendants" (close to a ''literal'' kangaroo court, in a way).
78	** Even ''inanimate objects'' were sometimes accused and tried . In ancient Greece, for instance, an object which killed someone accidentally would be condemned ritually and destroyed, as an example. There was a famous case when a statue of the great boxer, Theagenes of Thasos, fell upon and crushed a SoreLoser who was flogging it, so the city put the statue to trial and threw it into the sea. Then the gods sent a famine to show their disagreement with the verdict, and the statue had to be fished out. Things similar to this lasted into the 19th century, with coroners' juries formally ruling objects "guilty" of killing people (even when no human was liable), but the object wasn't "punished" anymore by then.
79	* During the infamously inflammatory trial ''State of Georgia v. Denver Fenton Allen'' (full transcript [[https://new.legalreader.com/wp-content//uploads/sites/3/2016/07/transcript.pdf here]]), the defendant accused the trial of being a "kangaroo court" due to what he saw as unfair/biased actions taken against him. The judge, apparently unfamiliar with the term, responded to this claim by saying that "[[LiteralMinded We're not in Australia]]."
80	* One of the more infamous incidents during [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire British rule of Egypt]], the Denshawai incident, involved one of these. Essentially a group of British soldiers in the village of Denshawai had aggravated the locals by shooting the pigeons they were cultivating for food, then got into a skirmish with the villagers during which one of them ran away and died of heatstroke while trying to get back to camp. The British decided to MakeAnExampleOfThem and arrested 52 villagers who they charged with premeditated murder, claiming that they had intentionally forced the dead soldier to run into the desert where he would die. The defendants were allowed to testify, but were only given a few minutes each, not enough time for any of them to do much other than give their names. The gallows on which they were to be executed were set up before the trial was even over, [[KickTheDog in front of the house of one of the defendants so his body could be left hanging for his family to see]]. Fortunately the British only ended up sentencing four of the men to death and twelve others to severe punishment like prison or whipping, but the incident went down as the epitome of British oppression in Egypt.
81	* After the US invaded Iraq and deposed dictator Saddam Hussein, he got one of these. Everyone involved, including him, knew from the start that the only possible outcomes were life in prison or execution, with Saddam essentially doing as many CourtroomAntics as he could to disrupt the proceedings as much as possible. In the end, he was sentenced to death and hanged.

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