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6	{{Kangaroo Court}}s held in various songs.
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8	* Appropriately enough, the song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFTCCQoXRvA "Kangaroo Court"]] by Adorable.
9	-->I know I'm losing my appeal\
10	'Cause I was hung, drawn and quartered before my trial
11	* Although the trial is metaphorical, "Thank You Pain" by Music/TheAgonist qualifies.
12	-->Intent is a guilty conscience's white flag against pride,\
13	So I find you guilty of the crimes.\
14	''I know, although I don't believe''\
15	''It's not only my afterlife I bereave.''\
16	Appeals will be denied!
17	* Verse three of Music/TheBeatles' "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" takes place in a courtroom where Maxwell testifies on his own behalf. The judge is about to pass judgment until Maxwell struck again:
18	-->''P.C. Thirty-one''\
19	''Said "We caught a dirty one,"''\
20	''Maxwell stands alone''\
21	''Painting testimonial pictures, oh...uh uh oh.''\
22	''Rose and Valerie,''\
23	''Screaming from the gallery''\
24	''Say he must go free.''\
25	''The judge does not agree''\
26	''And he tells them so, uh-uh oh.''\
27	''But as the words are leaving his lips,''\
28	''A noise comes from behind.''
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30	-->''Bang bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head,''\
31	''Clang clang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead.''
32	* Implied to be part of what's going on Music/KateBush's "Waking the Witch" where the demonic being tormenting the protagonist at one point asks "What say you good people?" and receives in response chants of "Guilty! Guilty!"
33	* Another song with the same title, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJinWua98NA "Kangaroo Court"]], by Music/CapitalCities.
34	--> So I tried to save face then I rest my case\
35	The judge pulls me aside says c'est la vie\
36	Let your darker side come out to feed\
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38	Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!\
39	Sit up! Sit up! Sit up!\
40	It's a kangaroo court, a kangaroo court.
41	* "Hurricane", Music/BobDylan's narrative of Rubin Carter's condemnation based on little to no proof of culpability, describes Carter's trial thus:
42	-->All of Rubin's cards were marked in advance\
43	The trial was a pig circus, he never had a chance\
44	The judge made Rubin's witnesses drunkards from the slums\
45	To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum\
46	And to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger\
47	No one doubted that he pulled the trigger\
48	And though they could not produce the gun\
49	The D.A. said he was the one who did the deed\
50	And the all-white jury agreed.
51	* Music/SteveEarle's "Justice in Ontario":
52	-->It was down in London, they were tried\
53	And the guilty man stood free outside\
54	When he took the stand to pay his debt\
55	The judge was blind and the jury deaf
56	* Music/{{KMFDM}}'s song "Rebels In Control" mentions this in a later part of the song resembling a news broadcast, which says that "the world's political leaders have been detained and will be tried by kangaroo courts for their committed crimes against humanity". The segment ends with Lucia screaming 'Make the rules up as we go!'
57	* In the Vicki Lawrence song "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia," the trial of the narrator's brother for Andy's murder (which he didn't do) is implied to be this:
58	-->The judge said "guilty" in a make-believe trial\
59	Slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile\
60	And said, "Supper is waiting at home, and I've gotta get to it."
61	* Spoken word comedy: Pigmeat Markham's "The Trial" (the b-side to 1968's "Here Come The Judge"; it has the Hon. Judge Markham hearing a nudist case) starts off with the judge showing impartiality by giving ''himself'' six months. ("If I'm gonna do six months, Mr. District Attorney, you've got a darned good idea how many ''you're'' gonna do!")
62	** "The Trial" itself has the prosecutor finding the defendant summarily guilty of nudity (he was arrested parading up and down the street with no pants on), but after hearing the defendant's testimony about his domestic life, the judge dismisses the case.
63	-->'''Prosecutor:''' Judge, your honor...you can't dismiss this case!\
64	'''Judge:''' I did, didn't I?\
65	'''Prosecutor:''' Yes, but this man is a nudist!\
66	'''Judge:''' This man is not a nudist!\
67	'''Prosecutor:''' This man ''IS'' a nudist!\
68	'''Judge:''' This man is definitely not a nudist!\
69	'''Prosecutor:''' This man ''IS'' a nudist!\
70	'''Judge:''' You heard the man say he's been married three years!\
71	'''Prosecutor:''' Yes?\
72	'''Judge:''' You heard the man say he had nine children!\
73	'''Prosecutor:''' Yes?\
74	'''Judge:''' Well, this man is not a nudist!\
75	'''Prosecutor:''' Why?!\
76	'''Judge:''' Because this man hasn't had time to put his pants on!
77	* ''Music/{{NWA}}'''s "Fuck Tha Police" has the framing device of the group putting a cop on "trial", where the judge is Music/DrDre. Naturally, as it's a song about PoliceBrutality, they decide to show the cop no more mercy than he would to them, and offer "testimony"--i.e. rapping in turn about how cops are cowardly, power-tripping racists. Eventually, the judge finds the cop "guilty of being a redneck, whitebread, chickenshit motherfucker."
78	* ''The Pot'' by Music/{{Tool}} is about kangaroo courts for marijuana abusers.
79	-->You must have been, so high.\
80	You must have been, so high.\
81	Steal, borrow, refer, save your shady inference.\
82	Kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocent.
83	* ''Music/{{Vocaloid}}'':
84	** The producer Music/{{mothy}}'s song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2SXc0dH4K8 "Judgement of Corruption."]] The title should speak for itself. In the song, Kaito plays Gallerian Marlon; a [[HangingJudge corrupt judge]] who decides the fates of the accused according to [[{{Greed}} the amount of money he's being bribed]]. [[spoiler:It eventually leads to his [[KarmicDeath untimely demise]].]]
85	--> The appearance, the age, the race, and the gender\
86	That's all irrelevant\
87	The important thing is that you can pay money\
88	That's all
89	** His [[ReplacementGoldfish "daughter"]], 'The Clockworker's Doll', otherwise known as 'Master of the Court' or 'Director Doll' also qualifies, though she isn't even swayed by money; she will judge ''everybody'' guilty, [[HangingJudge and sentence them to death]]. In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cljrc5rqWrg Capriccio Farce]] she almost gives a death penalty to Gammon Octo (who did, as far as we know, nothing worse than going to the Theatre to look for a sword that belonged his ancestor). The song itself begins with the description of a courtroom where the advocate's seat is empty and the attorney's is full of trash, calling the 'trial' we are going to see a "farce". Her own song, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOebDDZYD2c Master of the Court]], explains that she is simply emulating her father
90	--> Explain to me, my father\
91	This is the correct choice, isn't it?\
92	Without having a heart, I don't understand\
93	Explain to me, my father\
94	Should I send them all off to hell?\
95	Without having a life, I don't understand
96	* Music/RebaMcEntire: PlayedForLaughs in the music video for "Take it Back," which puts a cheating boyfriend literally on trial for suspected infidelity. Reba grills him on her suspicion, turning the jury into her back-up singers and the bailiffs into her back-up dancers, while the judge takes the bridge on a saxophone that was ''entered into evidence.'' The boyfriend is hauled off the stand to applause, and Reba power-walks out of the courtroom.
97	* Music/PeterGabriel: According to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSlAqoVd5Ow the accompanying Full Moon video]], "The Court" is about the dichotomy between the necessity of a justice system in society and the reality of how often it's abused to persecute marginalized groups. The video even asks viewers to donate to Namati, a charity that seeks to give marginalized people the funds to legally seek proper justice.

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