1 | As an EvilOverlord, you have many things to decide. How will you TakeOverTheWorld? You're probably still busy reading the EvilOverlordList. But beware: you might be forgetting an important task.. |
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3 | Forming a QuirkyMiniBossSquad, of course! Will your EvilMinions be FacelessGoons, EliteMooks or are MechaMooks your solution to any upcoming heroes? Read this list of possible minions before deciding who should be on your squad. |
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5 | Don't pick too many: this trope is supposed to be a solution to the problem known as ConservationOfNinjitsu. If you think DeathOfAThousandCuts is a healthy tactic then you have no need for this trope. |
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7 | [[AC: Note -- Please refrain from adding MainCharacters or other unfitting servants. AxCrazy is allowed though.]] |
8 | * Creator/ChuckNorris. |
9 | * Creator/SamuelLJackson |
10 | * An [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Eva unit]]. |
11 | * At least [[Manga/{{Bleach}} 3 Espada]]. |
12 | * A FakeUltimateMook to make TheProtagonist feel at ease. Then, when he thinks he's safe.. [[WebVideo/AlternateRealityDBZ POW! Right in the kisser!]]. |
13 | * A [[Manga/OnePiece Devil Fruit user]]. |
14 | * [[Manga/{{Gintama}} A giant dog]] |
15 | * [[Manga/{{Gintama}} A freedom fighter]]. |
16 | ** It's Katsura. |
17 | * [[Manga/RanmaOneHalf A Chinese amazon]]. |
18 | * An Literature/{{Akikan}}. |
19 | * A Shinigami, preferrably one like [[Manga/DeathNote Ryuk]]. |
20 | ** [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Although one like]] [[MadScientist Mayuri Kurotsuchi]] or [[BloodKnight Kenpachi Zaraki]] fits the bill pretty well too. |
21 | ** Same with [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou Koki Kayira]].... [[BrilliantButLazy if you can motivate him]]. |
22 | * Master Roshi |
23 | ** Broli. His power level is maximum!!! |
24 | * The [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas New California Republic]] [[BadassLongcoat Veteran Rangers]]. |
25 | * A [[Manga/ElfenLied Diclonius]] or two. |
26 | * [[AxCrazy Jack Nicholson in The Shining]]. Just for the heck of it. |
27 | * [[Anime/CodeGeass The Knight of Zero]]. |
28 | * [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist A state alchemist]]. |
29 | * [[Manga/YakitateJapan A breadbaking samurai]]. |
30 | * A [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler combat butler]]. |
31 | * A [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays psychotic depraved schoolgirl]]. |
32 | ** Or [[Film/KillBill two]]. |
33 | * One ninja. [[ConservationOfNinjitsu No more, no less]]. |
34 | ** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Is five right out?]] |
35 | *** [[ThePsychoRangers Five can work.]] |
36 | ** Or a couple of [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra equalists]] might do the trick. |
37 | * [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} A greek God]], preferably [[HijackedByJesus Hades]]. |
38 | ** Any greek god, even the good ones, so long as they have been [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight rendered insane]]. |
39 | ** Are there any good Greek Gods? There are Gods on the hero's side, but in their antics the prove themselves to be neutral at best. |
40 | * A squad of [[SpaceMarine SpaceMarines]], maybe four, tops. I'll be sure to treat them to the finest luxuries I can afford to prevent a HeelFaceTurn. |
41 | * A [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]], probably TheMaster. |
42 | * '''[[FeatheredFiend A duck]]'''. |
43 | ** No, '''[[WesternAnimation/RegularShow A bunch of BABY ducks]]!''' |
44 | ** Screw that, '''''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda a chicken]]''''' |
45 | *** Especially if it's '''''[[Literature/SwordOfTruth EVIL INCARNATE]]'''''. |
46 | ** I'm picking [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist A COW!]] |
47 | *** A [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Laser Cow]]! |
48 | * [[ExquisiteCorpse A shedim or two]]. |
49 | * Can't forget the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}} Daemons]] of [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Chaos]]. |
50 | * And A [[VideoGame/MegaManBattleNetwork Net Navi]], maybe Protoman.EXE |
51 | * A few [[Anime/DarkerThanBlack Contractors]], preferably ones with [[GameBreaker game breaking]] powers like time manipulation. |
52 | * [[Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi Jack]] [[CrazyIsCool Rakan]]. |
53 | * A NinjaMaid. |
54 | ** And a [[Manga/KamenNoMaidGuy Maid Guy]]. Just because. |
55 | * Any girl from [[Franchise/TouhouProject Gensokyo]] that is past ⑨ status. |
56 | ** '''WARNING!''' - If allowed to become bored, she ''will'' [[BloodKnight pick fights]] with [[OmnicidalNeutral anyone and everyone in the area]]. Be sure to supply her with an unceasing supply of cakes, tea, hot baths, maybe [[LesYay another Tou Hoe]] or whatever else she's interested in. At least for [[PhysicalGod ancient monsters of unstoppable power]], they're cheap dates. |
57 | * [[Manga/BoboboboBobobo A Wiggin' Fist Master]], in case we need to defy even logic itself. |
58 | * An EldritchAbomination, preferrably [[GameBreaker M]] |
59 | * [[Manga/VinlandSaga A viking or two]]. |
60 | * Any character played by Vinnie Jones that wasn't the protagonist of the Mean Machine remake. |
61 | * GoddamnedBats to drive the enemy insane. |
62 | * [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Seto Kaiba]], to screw the rules with his money, in case we're about to lose. |
63 | * As many [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Servants]] as can be fueled by the collective despair of our captured orphans. As a [[IntimateHealing back up energy source]], we should make sure they are the opposite gender. Or [[MrFanservice Archer. Or Lancer. Or Gilgamesh.]] |
64 | * A DrillSergeantNasty to [[TheSpartanWay weed out the wannabes]]. |
65 | * YourMom. |
66 | * An Army of [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Darksteel Colussus]]. If funds allow it, [[GameBreaker a Darksteel Colossus]] or more will also be employed. |
67 | ** And while the army was under production, add x1 Navi to follow the Protagonist around just to stop said Protagonist from completing his or her mission. |
68 | *** Psychological Warfare is alright! |
69 | * [[Film/InglouriousBasterds The Bear Jew]] |
70 | * [[Literature/{{Baccano}} Claire Stanfield]]. |
71 | * [[Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy Bob will be there too]]. |
72 | ** Preferably as an [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} agent of HYDRA]]. |
73 | * [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Lotsa' Orks.]] |
74 | ** And Tyrranids. And Necrons. And whatever else you can find, anything from TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} will do, really. |
75 | ** Don't forget to bring plenty of [[MadnessMantra BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!]][[note]]not to mention SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE![[/note]] |
76 | * [[Website/SCPFoundation SCP-682]]. But beware, to get him to join you probably need to be an OmnicidalManiac. |
77 | ** [[Website/SCPFoundation Speaking of SCPs]], why not include [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 173]] to keep 682 in check? |
78 | *** While we're at it, let's just add [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076 Able]], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-953 953]], and Dr. Clef just for the hell of it. |
79 | * [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Nazgûl & Balrogs]] |
80 | ** Speaking of which, let's add [[Franchise/StreetFighter Balrog]] and [[VideoGame/CaveStory Balrog]]. |
81 | *** [[OverusedRunningGag And just for the heck of it]], [[VideoGame/MapleStory Balrog]]. Jr. and Crimson optional. |
82 | * [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Evil Lincoln]] |
83 | * [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Lor'Themar Theron.]] |
84 | * The ultimate squad will be Creator/ChuckNorris, Creator/SamuelLJackson, Creator/MrT, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, Wrestling/HulkHogan, [[Manga/TheLegendOfKoizumi Junichiro Koizumi]] and [[CoolOldLady a little old lady]]. |
85 | * [[http://tigrisisa.deviantart.com/art/Spectrobes-Crossover-Complex-2-0-289478484?q=boost%3Apopular%20guy%20fieri%20homestuck&qo=0 This]]. |
86 | * [[Videogame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Whitney's]] [[ThatOneBoss Miltank.]] |
87 | * Either [[LadyOfAdventure River Song]] from ''Series/DoctorWho'', or River Tam from {{Series/Firefly}}. Or just any sci-fi character named River. They all seem to be pretty badass. |
88 | * A ShamelessFanserviceGirl. Why? Because that pesky {{Mentor}} is so often a DirtyOldMan. No more humiliating way to [[AvertedTrope avert]] an ObiWanMoment than through [[ImAManICantHelpIt base urges]]. Not to mention anyone else DistractedByTheSexy. AllMenArePerverts, remember? Often especially [[CovertPervert the]] [[ChivalrousPervert "hero"]]. And then [[HypocriticalHumour after hours]]... Just watch out for the ChasteHero. |
89 | ** Better yet: BodyguardBabes. In {{Stripperific}} [[CustomUniformOfSexy uniforms]]. |
90 | ** Alternatively, make sure that your ninja knows [[AttractiveBentGender the Sexy no Jutsu]]. It's surprisingly effective. |
91 | * [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Queen Chrysalis]], for infiltration and spying, and a squad of Changelings, if only for confusion warfare. |
92 | * Creator/GaryOldman. He can do that. ''You can't!'' |
93 | * [[Anime/KillLaKill Nui Harime, along with some COVERS.]] |
94 | * [[BlobMonster Goo monsters]]! Can't go far wrong with those. |
95 | * [[Advertising/SegataSanshiro That explosive judo flip guy]] |
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