Line #9 Headscratchers/TheWindInTheWillows


1	!!Grahame's Anthros
2	* Seriously, did Kenneth Grahame even ''know'' if he was writing about Main/{{Funny Animal}}s or Main/{{Talking Animal}}s? The opening scenes suggest more the latter than the former: yes, Ratty has a boat, but he lives in the riverbed, and compliments Mole on his "velvet smoking jacket", which is clearly Mole's actual pelt. Then we learn Toad lives in a big house and it gets a bit confused. ''Then'' it turns out Toad can drive a car, be tried and convicted as a human, and successfully [[Main/DisguisedInDrag disguise himself as a washerwoman]]. And meanwhile we're back to the other animals living in holes and [[Main/MouseWorld being completely disconnected from the human world]]. ''What's going on''? By the end of it all, I don't even know how ''large'' these animals are meant to be, let alone whether they usually wear clothes!
3	** Congratulations, you just came across the AnthropomorphicShift. It's not that much of a big deal, really, though I have to agree it gets a little confusing. Just remember that [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory everything is an allegory]], and you'll get along fine.
4	** [[WordOfGod Kenneth Grahame himself]] addressed it: when asked by a fan how Toad could drive the train, he answered that "Toad was train-sized and the train was toad-sized".
5	*** I always thought it was intended as satire, the characters representing various types of Edwardian gentleman ... It's no weirder than ''Hey, Arnold''!
6	** Since he wasn't reading Website/TVTropes, he didn't have to make his characters fit only into one or the other of those categories...
7	** While we're at it, it's also a deliberate AnachronismStew. As Toad goes into the jail we time-travel from the turn of the century into the Middle Ages, walking past "men-at-arms" and "ancient warders" with halberds and a room with racks and thumbscrews, and by the time we've stepped into the "grimmest dungeon... in the heart of the innermost keep," the Edwardian police sergeant is starting to say things like "Oddsbodikins!" and "a murrain on both of them!" It's hilarious.
8	** Creator/AAMilne's theory was that the animals were actually [[TheFairFolk fairies]], so they could do whatever they liked.
9	*** I love that theory. When TheCall comes tell it that it's a fairy. Please?
10	*** They could be animals but were treated like humans. That's what I figured when I read the story in 3rd grade.
11	!!Police are Useless
12	* Why is it that the instant Toad gets back to Toad Hall, the police seem to forget about him? Why do they never come for him and take him back to prison? Even if they didn't check, word would have got around about Toad's return and the weasel fight. In fact, why did no one go to the police about the weasels invading?
13	** I kind of took it that they might have cleared things up after they solved the business with weasels. Toad is rich, you know.
14	** Or, the human police only had jurisdiction in the areas inhabited by humans.
15	!!Mole's Nostalgia and Rat's Money
16	* This has bugged me since I was a child. In "Dulce Domum", the Mole feels nostalgic about his old home (he had been living with the Rat for some time) and both animals make an off-handed visit to the Mole's previous residence. They are tired and hungry, and the Mole is distressed about not having any food around. After searching, they find a little provisions: "a tin of sardines--a box of captain’s biscuits, nearly full--and a German sausage encased in silver paper." The Mole feels guilty about the measly dinner but the Rat tries to cheer him up. Then a bunch of kids singing carols show up, and the Mole is further distressed because they have nothing to give them. So the Rat promptly produces some money and sends one of the children to buy a full banquet for them all. My question is: if the Rat had money enough on him to treat a party of children, why he didn't go earlier to buy food for the Mole and himself? The Mole was miserable to have taken his friend to his empty house, and no cheering could hide the fact that there was barely enough cold food for the two of them. Couldn't the Rat just have said: "You, old chap, stay here in your lovely house, and light up a nice fire while I go get some dinner"?
17	** Rat didn't want to leave Mole alone, since Mole was feeling pretty down on himself and his house. In addition, when the carol singers arrived he asked if the shops were still open at that time of night. This shows he doesn't know the area, so there was no way that he could have fetched the supplies; but he could send someone who did.
18	** As well as the above, Rat doesn't want to offend his friend's dignity by either seeming to reject his attempts at hospitality, or by offering him charity. Throwing a little party for the carol singers becomes an excellent opportunity for Rat to send out for more food without anyone having to lose face.
19	!!Rabbits shan't have onions
20	* Why is "onion sauce" an insult to the rabbits? Because A.) How do they know humans serve rabbits with onion sauce, and B.) You can serve other things with onion sauce too.
21	** Most likely just a nonsense word such as "Balderdash" to show moles contempt for the rabbits that happens to relate to food such as "Horseradish" or " a load of tripe".

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