1 | Ganon has returned\ |
2 | So Link gets the Master Sword\ |
3 | And saves Zelda, too. |
4 | ->-- {{@/Tacitus}} |
5 | |
6 | Same plot as before\ |
7 | So why is it still awesome?\ |
8 | I think it's the hat. |
9 | ->-- {{@/Elan}} |
10 | |
11 | Three gold triangles\ |
12 | The power of the Triforce\ |
13 | It will save the world. |
14 | ->-- {{@/Aerodactylus}} |
15 | |
16 | Evil warlock aims\ |
17 | to get her. Take a sad song\ |
18 | and make it better. |
19 | ->--{{@/Planet-man}} |
20 | |
21 | Across Hyrule Field\ |
22 | The six medallions in hand\ |
23 | His tower awaits... |
24 | ->--{{@/Dorito}} |
25 | |
26 | [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames 'Gee. Boring 'round here.\ |
27 | Wonder what Ganon's up to?']]\ |
28 | [[CanonDiscontinuity THIS NEVER HAPPENED.]] |
29 | -->--@/TheHeroHartmut |
30 | |
31 | [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Riding]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Epona]]\ |
32 | [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaPhantomHourglass Or sailing]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker a magic boat]]\ |
33 | It's always epic |
34 | -->--@/MeikyuButterfly |
35 | |
36 | Whether boat, or horse,\ |
37 | You find news ways to complain\ |
38 | [[ExecutiveMeddling For our sakes]], Please stop. |
39 | -->--@/Tri-Ruler |
40 | |
41 | Hey, what's that thing there?\ |
42 | It looks like a pineapple...\ |
43 | OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!! |
44 | -->--@/ProgenyExMachina |
45 | |
46 | The Hero of Time\ |
47 | defeated countless monsters\ |
48 | attacked by [[VideoGameCrueltyPunishment cuccos]] |
49 | -->--sgtangua8 |
50 | |
51 | [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Lose your instrument\ |
52 | Now you are a Deku Scrub]]\ |
53 | Oh my God, WebVideo/BenDrowned. |
54 | -->-- @/RLYoshi |
55 | |
56 | [[MilestoneCelebration Twenty-five years old]]\ |
57 | So now we [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword take to the skies]]\ |
58 | To celebrate it. |
59 | -->--@/KingSonnDeeDoo |
60 | |
61 | What is that big heap\ |
62 | Of random junk in the sand?\ |
63 | [[OhCrap Shit, it's Moldarach.]] |
64 | -->--@/TehMastehSord |
65 | |
66 | Sacred triangles\ |
67 | Courage, wisdom, and power\ |
68 | At odds, forever. |
69 | -->--{{@/rickied}} |
70 | |
71 | Ganon the wizard\ |
72 | Link the courageous hero\ |
73 | Zelda the princess. |
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