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1	I will write haiku\
2	And also explain this trope.\
3	Obvious statement.\
4	--{{Tropers/Performansas}}
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6	----
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8	This is a haiku.
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10	That person is a person.
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12	You are not yet dead.
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14	----
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16	This is the first line.
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18	This is now the second line.
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20	This is the third line.
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22	----
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24	These characters will\
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26	Make you say "No shit, Sherlock!"\
27
28	with each line they speak.
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30	----
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32	This is a haiku
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34	About a guy who always
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36	Says what's obvious
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38	----
39	Five-syllable line\
40	Then seven more syllables\
41	That's how to do it.
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43	----
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45	Five syllables here\
46	And now we have seven more\
47	Five here; a haiku.
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49	----
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51	This starts a haiku\
52	This continues the haiku\

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