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1	Guy dressed like a bat\
2	[[MemeticBadass Kicks an awful lot of ass]]\
3	[[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace And can breathe in space]]
4	-->-- Tropers/SerenitySquid
5
6	You dense? Retarded?\
7	He is the goddamn Batman!\
8	[[BatmanGambit And he has a plan]].
9	-->-- [[{{Tropers/Mullon}} Mullon]]
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11	Na na na na na\
12	Na na na na na na na\
13	Na na na Batman!
14	-->-- [[Tropers/RAFritz RA Fritz]]
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16	[[MemeticBadass Can beat]] anyone\
17	[[CrazyPrepared and always has Kryptonite.]]\
18	[[ParentalAbandonment HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!]]
19	-->-- [[{{Tropers/SonicGTR}} Sonic GTR]]
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21	Burton or Nolan?\
22	[[Film/TheDarkKnight Five hundred million dollars]]\
23	Suggests the latter.
24	-->-- Rich318
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26	[[InformedLoner Batman is a loner]]\
27	Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, Damian\
28	Prove that adage wrong
29	-->-- sgtangua8
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31
32	Fateful cinema.\
33	Crime Alley. Fallen parents.\
34	One mission, Batman.
35	-->-- CuriousStranger
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37	[[UrExample The]] [[GuileHero Goddamn]] [[BadassNormal Batman]],\
38	[[FountainOfMemes Why]] [[TheComicallySerious is he]] [[TheStoic so serious?]]\
39	[[OrphansOrdeal His parents are dead!]]
40	-->-- Tropers/Mnemonik2
41
42	There ain't no bat.\
43	I'm Batman.\
44	I'M TELLING YA MAN, A GIANT BAT!!\
45	--> -- Yui Is My Wife
46
47	He's a bit fucked up,\
48	But he has good intentions\
49	And he tries his best.\
50	\
51	He adopted a\
52	bunch of kids. He's weird, but he\
53	really cares for them.\
54	\
55	He's B.F.F.s with\
56	Superman. They're different, but\
57	Still very good friends.\
58	\
59	He is vengeance! He\
60	Is the night! He is Batman!\
61	But he's not all bad.
62	-->--Tropers/{{Zenblade}}
63
64	You know who he is?\
65	He is the Goddamn Batman.\
66	Just thought you should know.
67	--Inceptiond
68
69	We all wait to see\
70	Who will win the epic fight.\
71	[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice The Dawn of Justice]].
72	-->The Dread Gazebo

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