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1[[StopPokingMe Do not annoy the]]\
2Protoss High Templar, [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment or else]]\
3You'll [[Music/{{Metallica}} ride the lightning]].\
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6[[ConstructAdditionalPylons You need more Pylons]]\
7[[YouRequireMoreVespeneGas You need more Vespene Gases]]\
8Not ''VideoGame/{{Warcraft}}'' InSpace!\
9
10-- @/MajorTom
11
12There was a blackout\
13But now the finals are back\
14The MSL's back
15
16Flash is in god-mode\
17No one can stop him right now\
18No one but Jaedong
19
20-- {{@/neobowman}}
21
22Some game that's out there\
23The source of addiction\
24For the Koreans
25
26[[DiscreditedMeme Ling rush kekeke]]\
27All they cause, is terrible,\
28[[AscendedMeme terrible damage]].
29
30"Our enemies are\
31Massing their legions, and still\
32You procrastinate!"\
33--Tropers/SlvstrChung, quoting the Protoss Carrier
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35Starcraft is like chess\
36but faster, in space, and\
37with more explosions\
38--{{Tropers/Edrobot}}
39
40Zerg outnumber you\
41Terrans turtle in their base\
42Protoss psi storms rule\
43--{{Tropers/Willyolio}}
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45Three races at war\
46So profoundly different\
47And yet so equal\
48--{{Tropers/Cb14}}
49
50One great galaxy\
51Three great races are at war\
52One great RTS\

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