Line #192 Haiku/TouhouProject


1	Many cute females\
2	Dodge loads and loads of bullets\
3	And inspire [[Memes/TouhouProject memes]]
4	->--@/GGCrono
5
6	Eastern [[Literature/AliceInWonderland Wonderland]]\
7	Where all of the girls wear hats\
8	(With some exceptions)
9
10	[[{{Miko}} Shrine maiden]] and [[CuteWitch witch]],\
11	Backed by [[AwesomeMusic/TouhouProject an awesome soundtrack]],\
12	Beat up [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld old ladies]].
13	->--{{@/Reimu}} (not that one)
14
15	[[NintendoHard "Screw this game," I yell]]\
16	[[{{Ragequit}} And then throw the controller]]\
17	[[ThatOneBoss Flandre's just too hard]]
18	->--@/CrazedNinja
19
20	What the hell's this game?\
21	Oh crap, too many bullets!\
22	How is this so cute?!
23	->--{{@/Taco}}
24
25	[[BulletHell Such beautiful patterns]]\
26	Thrown by [[{{Moe}} adorable]] [[ImprobablyFemaleCast girls]]\
27	Who may be [[OlderThanTheyLook old]][[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld er]]
28	->--@/ArleKaakun
29
30	''The Touhou Plots: Haiku Edition''
31
32	''Highly Responsive to Prayers''\
33	My shrine is destroyed!\
34	The culprit who has done this\
35	[[BerserkButton Will be ying-yang orb'd!]]
36
37	''Story of Eastern Wonderland''\
38	I just had training...\
39	... and monsters at home are rampant.\
40	Chance to test training! [[SayItWithHearts <3]]
41
42	''Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream''\
43	Fought a [[ForScience science]] [[TheHeretic freak]]\
44	To get the contest's prizes...\
45	Don't just take me home!
46
47	''Lotus Land Story''\
48	A [[HeavySleeper sleepy]] lady\
49	Thought the following is fun:\
50	[[OmnicidalManiac Turning to atoms]]
51
52	''Mystic Square''\
53	Went to [[{{Expy}} kinda-]]Hell\
54	Because of tourist demons.\
55	[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking That, my friend, is bad]].
56
57	''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil''\
58	Red mist is everywhere.\
59	Time to fly to some mansion\
60	And kill a vampire.
61
62	''Perfect Cherry Blossom''\
63	Where's my goddamn spring?!\
64	Looks like some dead girl stole it.\
65	But look, pretty trees!
66
67	''Immaterial and Missing Power''\
68	So many parties\
69	That I can't think right no more.\
70	Dammit, Suika.
71
72	''Imperishable Night''\
73	They stole the full moon!\
74	Straight from [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Bamboo_Cutter Japanese folklore]]!\
75	It's ''Touhou''... [[RecycledINSPACE in SPACE!]]
76
77	''Phantasmagoria of Flower View''\
78	The Shinigami\
79	Sleeps peacefully at her post.\
80	A rod is dropped. "Kyan!"
81
82	''Shoot The Bullet''\
83	Ayayayaya\
84	Ayayayayayaya\
85	Ayayayaya
86
87	''Mountain of Faith''\
88	There's only room here\
89	For one miko, Sanae.\
90	Spellcards at dawn, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].
91
92	''Scarlet Weather Rhapsody''\
93	Earthquakes screw things up.\
94	Reimu beats the culprit up\
95	[[MemeticMutation But she]] [[TooKinkyToTorture enjoys it.]]
96
97	''Subterranean Animism''\
98	From deep underground\
99	Kanako invented nukes.\
100	What were you thinking?!
101
102	''Undefined Fantastic Object''\
103	Why can that ship fly?\
104	Because [[MemeticBadass Murasa's]] driving.\
105	That explains it all.
106
107	''Hisoutensoku''\
108	The Chinese gate-guard\
109	Dreams of fighting a cat-fish.\
110	She's a real nut-case.
111
112	Miko from our world\
113	Seeks out Anime/MobileSuitGundam\
114	Beats up frog instead.
115	->--{{@/Stardf29}}
116
117	An [[AnIcePerson ice fairy]] wants\
118	To tame a beast, ends up with\
119	A great [[MarionetteMaster doll master]].
120	->--{{@/CobaltHyperMax}}
121
122	''Double Spoiler''\
123	"Like, so scandalous!\
124	These shots are, like, so pretty!"\
125	Shut up, Hatate.
126
127	''Fairy Wars''\
128	[[CatchPhrase "I am the strongest!"]]\
129	[[ADayInTheLimelight Three fairies destroyed her house?]]\
130	[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Revenge shall be hers!]]
131	->--{{Oodj}}
132
133	"Touhou 12.8;\
134	Danmaku is bullet hell?\
135	Hell's frozen over."
136	->--{{@/Buri-chan}}
137
138	''Ten Desires''\
139	A religious war,\
140	exploited by one Miko.\
141	(And a {{TANUKI}}!)
142	->--{{@/Joseph Staleknight}}
143
144	A tanuki comes,\
145	But too late to fight the foes.\
146	Gets beat anyway.
147	->--{{@/WestTxTapper}}
148
149	''Hopeless Masquerade''\
150	[[Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei Humans in despair!\
151	The recent incidents have\
152	left them in despair!]]
153	->--{{@/Joseph Staleknight}}
154
155	''Double Dealing Character''\
156	Items are alive\
157	Sakuya is coming back\
158	Reimu kicks asses
159	->--{{@/IndefinityNumbers}}
160
161	Monsters from the west\
162	Under the flying castle\
163	פoppɐɯu ᴉʇ' Sǝᴉɾɐ¡
164
165	''Impossible Spell Card''\
166	Punishment time~♥ ...wait\
167	''I'm'' the amanojaku!?\
168	פOpp∀WN I┴' SƎIſ∀¡
169
170	''Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom''\
171	"Try Pointdevice Mode!\
172	It will make things easier!"\
173	WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!
174	->--{{@/Miomiya}}
175
176	Earth, Moon and Dream World,\
177	Guess: which one's under attack?\
178	Easy, all of them!
179	->--{{@/Miomiya}}
180
181	Rabbits, dangos, dreams,\
182	reversing the pure pure moon,\
183	goddess' hamburgers.
184	->--{{@/Miomiya}}
185
186	We told the head priest,\
187	"Your games are just too easy,"\
188	He replied, "[=LoL=], K."
189
190	Humongous fandom\
191	Tons and tons of fan works made\
192	Lovely and friendly
193	->—{{@/TheTropingAlliancer}}

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