Line #148 Haiku/SoBadItsHorrible


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2	Something went wrong here\
3	Really, really, really wrong\
4	Can't watch anymore
5	-->--@/WillyFourEyes
6
7	Someone make it stop\
8	Brain cells dying rapidly\
9	[[BrainBleach Kill It With Fire]]
10	-->--{{@/superfroggy}}
11
12	"Its SoBadItsGood!"\
13	Said my friend. "Let's watch for laughs."\
14	Now we're both depressed.
15	-->--@/MaxChaplin
16
17	This is very bad.\
18	Please don't produce any more.\
19	Seriously. Stop.
20
21	I wrongfully thought\
22	That this show might have been good.\
23	The critics were right.
24	-->--@/TheHeroHartmut
25
26	What the fucking fuck?\
27	Was that meant to be a joke?\
28	No, just horrible.
29	-->--@/PurrElise
30
31	"What the fuck's this shit?!"\
32	That's all I could say about\
33	these things of terror.
34	-->--@/CrazyLuigi
35
36	It's hard to believe\
37	Someone actually wrote,\
38	Much less released, this.
39	-->--@/SoWeAteThem
40
41	How is it so true\
42	That something that fucking bad\
43	Can even exist?
44	-->--{{@/Gunpsycho}}
45
46	That was so painful\
47	Now INeedAFreakingDrink\
48	For this piece of crap.
49	-->--@/ThatOtherYou
50
51	What the hell is this\
52	[[Memes/FanWorks Whose responsible this]] crap\
53	I just want to die
54	-->--@/AllsparkSpinOut
55
56	I can't enjoy this\
57	As art, nor [[SoBadItsGood as spectacle]]\
58	Or even at all.
59	-->--[=InTheGallbladder=]
60
61	BileFascination\
62	Cannot explain my dumbness\
63	In seeking this out.
64	-->--@/BananaPancakes
65
66	What the crap is this\
67	I think my brain just passed out\
68	From the sheer badness
69	-->--@/SaraJaye
70
71	Oh my fucking god\
72	I can't believe I just watched\
73	A film this awful
74	-->--@/Lincoln123
75
76	What was I thinking?!\
77	I wish I never played that!\
78	Pass me the BrainBleach...
79	-->--@/{{astrokitty}}
80
81	Jesus Fucking Christ.\
82	How the fuck did this get made?\
83	How'd it pass QA?
84	-->--@/{{Xebrus}}
85
86	Welcome to this crap\
87	Made with too much free time and\
88	fourty IQ points.
89	-->--@/{{RecklessMoronNetwork}}
90
91	Emoji Movie\
92	Didn't even sink that low\
93	What the flying fuck
94	-->--@/{{Pittoo56}}
95
96	Simple to abuse,\
97	This is a designation\
98	To handle with care.\
99	\
100	[[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike It's not "I hate it"]].\
101	What depraved niche it's meant for\
102	must ''also'' hate it.\
103	\
104	There's "bad", and then there's\
105	{{Zero Percent Approval\|Rating}}\
106	levels of badness.\
107	\
108	Just ''one'' defender\
109	Will disqualify it in\
110	9 of 10 cases.\
111	\
112	(And just because you\
113	Can't comprehend how one could\
114	Exist [[OpinionMyopia means nothing]]).\
115	\
116	The tenth is often\
117	What's caused measurable harm.\
118	But my point is this:\
119	\
120	[[CryingWolf Overuse of it\
121	Robs its power]] over the\
122	Truly deserving.
123	-->--@/BaffleBlend
124	\
125
126	This work's quality\
127	is so bad there's nothing en-\
128	-tertaining about it.
129
130	When Eurocentrist\
131	Tries to write Asian poems,\
132	Most haikus here too.
133	-->--@/{{Performansas}}
134
135	Motherfucking hell,\
136	was everything I just saw\
137	seriously real?
138
139	An atrocity.\
140	Absolutely disgusting.\
141	What a bad idea.
142	-->--@/{{Lumberwood}}
143
144	Bafflingly shitty.\
145	Want me to elaborate?\
146	Sure: [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I am much mad.]]
147	-->--@/{{Coachpill}}

Context Haiku / SoBadItsHorrible