Line #14 GoddamnedBats/SimulationGame


1	* Anything with an Ion Disruptor in ''[[VideoGame/{{X}} X3: Reunion]]''. This weapon is extremely effective against shields, automatically locks on to anything in a wide fire arc, and has no travel time. While it does very negligible damage to your ship's hull, it is extremely effective against shields and can destroy equipment once your shields are down, as well as making you easy prey for lasers, missiles or collisions. Since all ships are susceptible to friendly fire, even friendlies using the Ion Disruptor turn into Goddamned Bats. As if it wasn't already annoying enough, using the weapon yourself when there are non-player-owned friendlies around turns '''you''' into a bat, and they'll instantly attack you.
2	** Kha'ak fighters in ''X3: Terran Conflict'' qualify for capital ship captains. Individually they're no threat at all since a few good flak hits will splatter them, and their weapons are really weak. Clouds of them can wear you down. Oh, and they spawn continuously as long as you're in a Kha'ak sector.
3	*** Kha'ak clusters in general. They're made of a Kha'ak M3 and a whole lot of M5s. They all have Kyon Emitters, but those do so little damage that they're no real threat to anything with more than 50 MJ of shields. However, the M5s are going to be faster than anything you have, and so it turns into you flailing around trying to swat the little bastards before they can kill you via DeathOfAThousandCuts, unless you have a [[AreaOfEffect Plasma Burst Generator or Phased Shockwave Generator]].
4	** M5 scoutships in general, but particularly the Teladi Harrier (although it is unusually slow for its class, since it's a typical [[MightyGlacier Teladi craft]]), Yaki Fujin, and Xenon N (the only common M5's with credible weaponry). They come in swarms (often alongside ships that actually pose a threat), and, unless you have Hurricane, Wasp, Rapier, and/or Disruptor missiles, they are too fast to hit with most weapons. Get enough in clear space and you basically need a capital ship's flak guns to clear them all out. Woe betide to anyone who flies a Terran/[=AGI=] Task Force ship below the M6 Katana/Vidar corvette; with the exception of the Terran M5 Rapier/[=ATF=] M5 Valkyrie, Terran/[=ATF=] fighters are almost practically helpless against M5s thanks to their [[CripplingOverspecialization only compatibility]] with the Electro-Magnetic Plasma Cannon. The [=EMPC=] cannot effectively hit M5s thanks to its slow firing rate and sub-par velocity of its projectiles, and the fastest missile of the Terran/[=ATF=] fighter arsenal, the Poltergeist, is only really effective against M4s thanks to its middling speed and horrendously short range.
5	*** The Harrier in particular takes the cake if it's not the Pirate Variant, because the default one is the only M5 capable of mounting Mass Drivers, which ignore shields and damage the hull directly. The only reason they aren't DemonicSpiders is because it's a rare mounting and M5 scoutships have paltry cargo spaces.
6	* ''VideoGame/WingCommanderPrivateer'' has the Talon fighter: a cheap ship flown by nearly every faction in the game, rarely armed well enough for even a mildly alert player to be in danger, and often piloted by SmugSnake pirates and [[EvilLuddite Retros]] who love to taunt you (though this can be satisfying if you kill them mid-taunt: "HEATHEN, feel the PURIFYING FIRE OF boom"). The asteroids are also very nearly perfect examples of GoddamnedBats - there's a ton of asteroid fields, they're destroyed in one hit, no one gets satisfaction from killing rocks, their impact can knock you into other rocks, the game's engine limitations can and often does cause them to spawn directly in front of you, the faster you try to fly through them, the denser they become, and the fields pull you out of autopilot, so you HAVE to fly through them - except they can kill even the best ship you can fly in two or three impacts.
7	* ''VideoGame/{{Spore}}''[='=]s SpacePirates. They're weak, come in groups, and sometimes they send fake distress signals to lure you in or attack your colonies for spices. You can set up sentries to protect colonies but having to travel all the way to one in the middle of nowhere just to pick off the last of them gets old real quick.
8	* Here's one from an old-but-good flight sim, ''Total Air War'': ''any'' form of antiaircraft gun. Particularly the ZSU-23-4s and Vulcans. Normally they're not a threat if you fly high or if you're packing guided missiles, but when some bright spark in mission control decides that the best way to use your [[CoolPlane F-22]] is to load it with unguided bombs, rockets, and cannon shells, all of which require that you fly low to attack with any kind of accuracy, those AAA vehicles with their mixture of MoreDakka and ImprobableAimingSkills can and will turn your aircraft into shrapnel. And worst of all? They're ''everywhere''!
9	* In the ''VideoGame/AceCombat'' games, normal mook planes and [=SAMs=] become annoying when you need to kill aces while they're around. They may ascend to DemonicSpiders level in Ace mode, where a single missile hit will almost always destroy your plane. The ballistic missiles in Ace Combat 04 are just '''really''' annoying to shoot down. If you watch the flight path replay at the debriefing, you'll notice they goes side to side and up and down in a sawtooth pattern. Even the GameBreaker QAAM missiles have a hard time with this one.
10	** Depending on the game, anti-aircraft guns can be this. They do absolutely pitiful damage on anything below Expert difficulty, but unlike [=SAMs=] they're constantly firing at the player until out of range or until they're destroyed. They're very annoying in ''VideoGame/AceCombat04ShatteredSkies'' due to their abnormal accuracy, and are especially difficult to deal with in 6 and 7 where they can instantly void the optional NoDamageRun achievements.
11	** The drones in 6. They are more maneuverable than the enemy aces.
12	** Like the above, Drones in ''VideoGame/AceCombat7SkiesUnknown''. They aren't ''as'' maneuverable as they are in 6, and they can all be shot down with just one regular missile. The issue is that they're still much more maneuverable than regular enemies, typically come in groups of at least a dozen or so, and the machine gun has been nerfed since 6 so it's often more trouble than it's worth to try to conserve your missiles by using guns.
13	* The ''VideoGame/NavalOps'' series has PT boats, tiny little things that are no real threat to a larger vessel and which usually go down with one good shot from your main guns. Then you meet the advanced versions in your second playthrough, who [[DemonicSpiders carry lasers and shields and cannot be locked onto]]. Both types are fast enough to be tricky to hit.
14	* ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing'': [[GoddamnedBats/AnimalCrossing Has it's own page]].
15	* Every ''VideoGame/MechWarrior'' game has the Elementals. They're light [[PoweredArmor powered armors]] that zip about the battlefield and do their best to dent your HumongousMecha's armor while running circles around you. Individually insignificant, they nonetheless represent a threat in groups and their diminutive size makes them a massive annoyance to get rid of, requiring either lots of laser fire in the hope of eventually hitting them or the expenditure of precious guided-missile ammo.
16	** As you proceed in the single-player campaigns and pilot heavier and heavier Mechs, enemies that started out as [[DemonicSpiders sizable threats]] gradually stray more and more often into this trope. Soon you'll be effortlessly smacking scout Mechs into the ground as a routine act - though you should still remain careful if you engage more than a couple at the same time.
17	* ''VideoGame/MechWarrior 4: Vengeance'' gives us the Uziel. A Medium 'Mech that carries short-range missiles, lasers, and a pair of [=PPCs=] that can cause an InterfaceScrew. The level designers must have had a subconscious attraction for the 'Mech, as you will encounter lots of them over the course of the game's campaign.
18	* ''VideoGame/{{Hardwar}}'' has the pirates. They're (mostly) lightly armed so they don't represent a significant threat individually ([[DemonicSpiders unless they're carrying a couple of particularly annoying missiles]]) and they're easily recognized by their yellow-colored medium pods that come equipped with their moths, but they're ''everywhere'' in Titan except for the obviously dull Port crater, and they'll drop whatever they're doing to attack you if you're carrying so much as a few pieces of scrap metal. It doesn't take long to figure it out that killing them by the dozen becomes a routine action during every cargo trip.
19	* The [[FragileSpeedster PVF Horus]] used by the PVN and later the [[ApocalypseCult Hammer of Light]] in ''[[VideoGame/FreeSpace Descent FreeSpace: The Great War]]'' is the most fragile fighter in the whole game, with only half the hull hitpoints of the GTF Apollo the player starts the game with, and its extremely wide-set guns make it difficult for a Horus pilot to hit another fighter with all four of them. However, it is faster than ''any'' other fighter in the game, Terran, Vasudan, or Shivan. Fighting them in an Apollo, a [[MightyGlacier Hercules]], or God help you, a bomber, is an intensely frustrating experience on higher difficulties as they can use their burners to disengage at will and even ''outrun your missiles''. No need for a HighSpeedMissileDodge, all they have to do is ''run''.
20	* ''Videogame/{{Subnautica}}'' has its share of species that will piss you off.
21	** Bleeders will latch on and slooooowly cause both normal and nutritional damage, requiring you to pull out a knife and hack them off. The process itself is annoyingly slow, and they tend to come in swarms, so the most you lose is time.
22	** Stalkers start out as somewhat formidable enemies, but as time goes by they get degraded to this. They have loud, startling roars, but their damage is low; they're just abundant and quick. And they also have the annoying tendency to steal any shiny, exposed stuff, including the Scanner Room's cameras, which will require a brief rescue mission. At least they can be pacified with a fishy offering for a while, and their nests are full of useful scrap.
23	** Cave Crawlers will ''not'' stop chasing you and pouncing for chip damage until you either get back in the water or kill them. They're also tiny, skittery and jump all over the place, so hitting them with the knife is a hassle.

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