| 1 | * [[Music/{{Travis}} "Why Does it Always Rain on Me?"]] |
| 2 | ** Because you live in UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}}--get over it. |
| 3 | ** [[Literature/SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish Because you're a rain god.]] |
| 4 | ** Because you don't go inside when it rains. |
| 5 | ** Haven't you seen your own MusicVideo? You've got no roof! |
| 6 | ** Because you're too mean to buy a decent umbrella. |
| 7 | ** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} You have the Drizzle ability.]] |
| 8 | ** [[Franchise/TouhouProject Tenshi was bored.]] |
| 9 | *** [[VideoGame/BestOfThree My mother always used to say that only the boring get bored.]] |
| 10 | ** Because you have a PersonalRaincloud. |
| 11 | ** [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist What do you mean? It's not raining.]] |
| 12 | *** Yes. [[TearJerker It is.]] |
| 13 | *** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} It's raining somewhere else.]] |
| 14 | ** [[BlatantLies It has been scientifically proven that]] [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/epbzu9/i_saw_this_comment_earlier_today_and_felt_like_it/ the Nintendo Switch has a sensor which captures brain waves to detect if the player wants to climb a mountain, and when it does it specifically causes rain in your gameplay of]] ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''. |
| 15 | ** [[Series/SesameStreet Because every time I say "thirteen"-]] ''[[Series/SesameStreet *thunder*]]'' [[Series/SesameStreet -it starts to rain!]] |
| 16 | * [[Music/TheBeatles Why don't we do it in the road?]] |
| 17 | ** No one will be watching us. |
| 18 | ** We'll be run over. |
| 19 | *** [[http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-04.html This won two people]] the Website/DarwinAwards. |
| 20 | ** It will be really dirty and uncomfortable. |
| 21 | ** Because there's a dead possum there. |
| 22 | *** You sure it's dead and not just playing? |
| 23 | ** Right in front of the [[AbbeyRoadCrossing abbey]]? Ew, no! |
| 24 | ** [[Anime/PopTeamEpic We can't. The background isn't done for that, so we can't.]] |
| 25 | ** [[Creator/CS188 You can make some babies,]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_33ItUC9k if you do it in the road!]] |
| 26 | * [[Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas How did 64 get in there?]] |
| 27 | ** It's eight squared, don't you see. |
| 28 | *** Base eight. |
| 29 | ** [[Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas Everybody get one? Good.]] |
| 30 | ** The SNES needed updating. |
| 31 | ** Creator/ShigesatoItoi thought it sounded cool. |
| 32 | ** [[VideoGame/ClayFighter No, not 64; 63⅓.]] |
| 33 | ** 64? The correct number is 66⅔. |
| 34 | *** Whatever you do, don't [[NumberOfTheBeast multiply that by ten...]] |
| 35 | * [[Music/PanicAtTheDisco Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?]] |
| 36 | ** [[Music/{{Metallica}} The door is closed... and so are your eyes, apparently.]] |
| 37 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF7Rn2y9DyM?t=21 *closes]] [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys door*]] |
| 38 | *** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Well played.]] |
| 39 | ** [[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents Just push on the wood here. Never use the doorknob. I’m always afraid that it will shatter into a million pieces and that one of them will hit my eye]]. |
| 40 | ** Because [[Music/KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard Nonagon Infinity]] keeps opening it. |
| 41 | ** [[Series/GameOfThrones HOLD THE DOOR!]] |
| 42 | ** [[WesternAnimation/ArthurChristmas Hell’s berries! This is the North Pole! Close the door!]] |
| 43 | * Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? |
| 44 | ** Ain't you ever played Angry Birds? |
| 45 | ** Just like you, they're [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny uncritically attracted to shiny objects.]] |
| 46 | ** [[Webcomic/{{xkcd}} Wait, those are turkey vultures... Are you a zombie?]] |
| 47 | ** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Do they? Fascinating! Can there be a creature whose existence depends solely on its proximity to an observer?]] |
| 48 | ** I don't know. [[Film/TheBirds Mr. Hitchcock]] won't tell anybody. |
| 49 | ** Because [[FlippingTheBird those rude people don't like me for some reason]]. |
| 50 | ** [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Conjure Animals]]. |
| 51 | ** [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends CAW CAW CAW]] [[HellIsThatNoise CAW CAW CAW CAW]]. |
| 52 | ** [[VideoGame/StarFox64 Annoying bird! I am the great Leon!]] |
| 53 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?]] |
| 54 | ** [[Creator/SquareEnix Yup.]] [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Your last.]] |
| 55 | ** Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. |
| 56 | *** Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see. |
| 57 | *** I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy. |
| 58 | ** Film/TheMatrix has you... |
| 59 | ** Just check your [[Film/{{Inception}} totem]], dude. |
| 60 | ** [[MemeticMutation Is this going to be forever?]] |
| 61 | ** It's AllJustADream. |
| 62 | *** No, ''this'' is the dream. [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus You are back in the cell.]] |
| 63 | *** No, this is The Dream. [[Webcomic/SleeplessDomain You're a magical girl now.]] |
| 64 | ** TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou. |
| 65 | ** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Everything's just like an illusion.]] |
| 66 | ** [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty There's no such thing in the world as absolute reality. Most of what they call real is actually fiction. What you think you see is only as real as your brain tells you it is.... It's not whether you were right or wrong, but how much faith you were willing to have, that decides the future.]] |
| 67 | ** [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland A dream is not reality, but who's to say which is which?]] |
| 68 | ** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 HAHAHA! It's funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie.]] |
| 69 | ** [[Music/CaravanPalace I know all these things never happened. I'm just a random girl with gentle manners.]] |
| 70 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants No, this is Patrick.]] |
| 71 | ** [[Music/{{Smallpools}} We're living life in a simulation, loving life in a simulation.]] |
| 72 | ** [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately… like is any of this for real… or not?]] |
| 73 | * ''Who Wrote the Book of Love?'' |
| 74 | ** [[LoveHurts A masochist.]] |
| 75 | ** [[http://www.amazon.com/Book-Love-Magdalene-Line/dp/0743299973 Kathleen McGowan]]. |
| 76 | ** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Somebody named Love, obviously]]. |
| 77 | *** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII Donald]], perhaps? |
| 78 | *** I was thinking [[Anime/FreshPrettyCure Momozono]]. |
| 79 | ** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Garnet. She's practically MADE of the stuff!]] |
| 80 | ** The same person who [[Music/TearsForFears sows the seeds of love]]? |
| 81 | * [[Music/TheWho Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?]] |
| 82 | ** [[SubvertedTrope I'm a policeman, you don't have to know my name!]] |
| 83 | *** [[BradPaisley Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman...]] |
| 84 | ** It seems you really want to know. Too bad. |
| 85 | ** Yes, I play first on the Troper Baseball Team. |
| 86 | ** [[Film/Batman1989 I'm Batman.]] |
| 87 | ** [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Just who the hell do you think I am?]] |
| 88 | ** [[Series/DoctorWho I'm the Doctor.]] |
| 89 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Just a man, or a Superman?]] |
| 90 | *** [[Music/{{Queen}} Just a man, with a man's courage.]] |
| 91 | *** [[Music/FiveForFighting I'm only a man in a funny red sheet.]] |
| 92 | *** [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?]] |
| 93 | *** [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas It's not a dress; it's a kilt. Sicko!]] |
| 94 | ** [[ComicBook/VForVendetta "Who"? "Who" is but the form following the function of "what" and what I am is a man in a mask.]] |
| 95 | ** [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} I am Optimus Prime.]] |
| 96 | *** [[Series/BabylonFive Unacceptable answer!]] I already know your ''name''. ''[[ArcWords Who are you?]]'' |
| 97 | ** [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Who am I?]] '''''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist A HOUSEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!]]''''' |
| 98 | ** [[WhosOnFirst Whoo]]. |
| 99 | ** [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack I am your father.]] |
| 100 | ** [[Music/TheBeatles I am the Walrus.]] |
| 101 | ** [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel I am a Rock. I am an Island.]] |
| 102 | ** Actually, [[SplitPersonality I'm not sure.]] |
| 103 | ** [[Music/BlackSabbath I AM IRON MAN!]] |
| 104 | ** [[Film/JamesBond Bond. James Bond]]. |
| 105 | ** [[Film/TheBigLebowski I'm the dude!]] |
| 106 | *** [[Film/CasinoRoyale2006 You know my name.]] |
| 107 | ** [[Film/JudgeDredd I am the law]]. |
| 108 | ** [[Series/KamenRiderDecade I'm just a passing-through Kamen Rider]]. |
| 109 | ** [[ComicBook/XMen I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!]] |
| 110 | ** [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Don't you know who I am? I'm Electro]]. |
| 111 | ** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall I AM A MAN!]] |
| 112 | ** [[Music/PigWithTheFaceOfABoy I am the man who arranges the blocks]] [[VideoGame/{{Tetris}} that descend upon you from up above]]. |
| 113 | ** Hoot-hoot! I am an owl. |
| 114 | *** [[LetsPlay/{{Versus}} I'm an OWL.]] |
| 115 | ** ROAR ROAR I'm [[Literature/WingsOfFire Starflight the NightWing]]. |
| 116 | ** [[Franchise/{{Danganronpa}} I am Monokuma!]] |
| 117 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI Now baby I'm the ripper! Your baby daddy's worst nightmare!]] |
| 118 | ** [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Just a guy who's a hero for fun.]] |
| 119 | ** [[WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland Well, don't you think you ought to tell me]] ''[[WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland who]]'' [[WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland you are first?]] |
| 120 | ** [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cnvi_i-m-a-bitch-i-m-a-lover-meredith-br_music I'm a bitch, I'm a lover / I'm a child, I'm a mother / I'm a sinner, I'm a saint / I do not feel ashamed]] |
| 121 | ** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep I'm a sheep.]] |
| 122 | *** "Meow meow, I'm a cow, I said meow meow I'm a" - "[[BigNo NO]]!" |
| 123 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BigHero6 I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.]] |
| 124 | ** [[Westernanimation/BeavisAndButthead I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole!]] |
| 125 | ** [[Videogame/KirbyStarAllies We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn't! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn't enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won't stand! It won't be forgiven! It won't be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! IT WASN'T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Grace us, gloriously Dark Looooooord!]] |
| 126 | *** [[MemeticMutation i ain't reading all that. i'm happy for u tho. or sorry that happened]] |
| 127 | ** [[Anime/ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman Sometimes one, sometimes five, the white shadow that steals close to its prey, we are the Science Ninja Team...]] '''[[Anime/ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman GATCHAMAN!!!]]''' |
| 128 | ** [[Series/BreakingBad I AM the one who knocks!]] |
| 129 | ** [[VideoGame/HollowKnight I... am Gorb! The great mind... the pain! Ascend! Ascend!]] |
| 130 | ** [[Music/CaravanPalace I'm a big girl with cash and wheels, I'm taller than you when I don't wear heels, and I don't give a damn, don't give a damn about you.]] |
| 131 | ** [[VideoGame/Persona5 I am thou, thou art I...]] |
| 132 | ** [[Music/PorterRobinson We are the children of an innocent crime, and it's time to take down the throne.]] |
| 133 | ** [[Music/Macross8299 I'm that horse I saw on TV!]] |
| 134 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel That guy with the best fuckin' friends? That's me! They make me feel loved and they make me happy!]] |
| 135 | ** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS17E19GirlsJustWantToHaveSums I'm Scratcher or something!]] |
| 136 | ** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS16E18AStarIsTorn I'm a privileged boy! My dad can buy and sell ya!]] |
| 137 | ** Film/ImACyborgButThatsOk |
| 138 | *** [[WebVideo/{{Garfielf}} garfield]] [[https://youtu.be/xS1pDvb_6Hk?t=28 you can't escape mondays]] |
| 139 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I'm Nick Fishkins and I wanna buy your home!]] ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Sold!]]'' |
| 140 | ** [[Theatre/LesMiserables Who am I? I'm Jean Valjean!]] |
| 141 | *** [[MemeticMutation And I'm Javert!]] [[Film/LesMiserables2012 Do not forget my name! Do not forget me! 24601...]] |
| 142 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I'm Squidward, he's Squidward. We're both Squidward.]] |
| 143 | *** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward...]] ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I'm Squidward!]]'' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?!]] |
| 144 | ** [[WebComic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield So I'm Sarah, you don't care that before or after boning up on classic me!]] |
| 145 | ** [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros It is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa!]] [[Music/{{Jellyfish}} I'm a turtle, as you've seen, a little slow and a little green, but on the whole, I'd say, super duper.]] |
| 146 | ** [[SpeakoftheDevil He who must not, cannot, and should not, be named.]] |
| 147 | ** [[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario I'm Merlee, you see? That's me! A cuter gal you'll never see. I do magic, but not for free.]] |
| 148 | ** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Oh, I'm sorry! I got carried away with my story and didn't even properly introduce myself! I am Zelda, princess of Hyrule.]] |
| 149 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} I'm Hernando and I fear nothing!]] |
| 150 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Hi, I'm Timmy Turner, and I --]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents cheated on my math test!]]'' |
| 151 | ** [[Music/RoryWebley Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood poltergeist.]] |
| 152 | ** [[Film/TheCannonballRun Dun, dun, daaahh! I...am Captain Chaos!]] |
| 153 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse I am the Good Witch Azura! Warrior of peace! NOW EAT THIS, SUCKA!]] |
| 154 | ** [[Series/ParksAndRecreation I'm Ron F--king Swanson.]] |
| 155 | ** [[Music/WillWood I'm the main character and you have to like me!]] |
| 156 | ** [[VideoGame/MonkeyIsland I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™!]] |
| 157 | ** “I’m the Man, I’m the Man, I’m the Man! Yes I Am, yes I am, yes I am!” |
| 158 | ** Music/WillIAm |
| 159 | ** [[VideoGame/BaldursGate WHAT?! You were going to ask about my name, weren't you? Everyone wants to know about it, and you're probably no different! Well fine! Maple Willow Aspen IS my name and YES my parents were VERY fond of TREES! I am VERY aware of it, and NO don't want to hear ANY jokes about family trees and me being the SAP! Are you HAPPY NOW?!]] |
| 160 | ** [[Music/DenzelCurry I am the one, don't weigh a ton\ |
| 161 | Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street\ |
| 162 | Under the sun, the bastard son\ |
| 163 | Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family]] |
| 164 | * Who let the dogs out? |
| 165 | ** Film/{{Beethoven}}. |
| 166 | ** Music/TheWho. |
| 167 | *** [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]]. |
| 168 | *** Doctor who? |
| 169 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Smithers, release the hounds.]] |
| 170 | ** The guy being chased by cats? |
| 171 | ** The guy who uses BrandX in [[ToiletHumour Beano and some Pepto-Bismol]] commercials. |
| 172 | ** [[WebVideo/JonTron IT WAS ME, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, ALRIGHT?!?]] |
| 173 | ** [[Literature/UncleTomsCabin Simon Legree]]. |
| 174 | ** [[Creator/AbbottAndCostello No, wasn't him. He's at the ballgame]]. |
| 175 | ** You did, asshole. |
| 176 | * [[Music/BobDylan How many roads must a man walk down?]] |
| 177 | ** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Forty-two.]] |
| 178 | ** No, it's rhetorical. |
| 179 | *** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Rhetorical, eh? Eight!]] |
| 180 | ** [[WebComic/{{Homestuck}} Four Thirteen.]] |
| 181 | ** [[Literature/TheMouseThatRoared One hundred and sixty-one]]. |
| 182 | ** Before they can call him a man? I don't know, but he has to revisit highway 40. |
| 183 | ** [[Creator/MichaelRosen Two hundred and three]]. |
| 184 | *** ''Mmmmm...'' |
| 185 | ** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Most trainers go down about forty-five per game.]] |
| 186 | ** [[Music/TheProclaimers I would walk five hundred miles, and I would walk five hundred more.]] |
| 187 | ** [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 Roads? Marty, where we're going, we don't need roads.]] |
| 188 | * What is love? |
| 189 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I Baby, don't hurt me]]... [[WaxingLyrical don't hurt me]]... no more... |
| 190 | ** [[WebVideo/BillWurtz Fruit?]] |
| 191 | *** [[WebVideo/BillWurtz No.]] |
| 192 | ** [[WebVideo/BillWurtz Bread?]] |
| 193 | *** [[WebVideo/BillWurtz No.]] |
| 194 | ** [[WebVideo/BillWurtz Fruit and bread?]] |
| 195 | *** [[WebVideo/BillWurtz Probably not.]] |
| 196 | ** [[WebComic/{{xkcd}} A curious game.]] [[Film/WarGames The only winning move is not to play.]] |
| 197 | ** A miserable little pile of baby don't hurt me. |
| 198 | ** [[Music/TheBeatles Something that money can't buy, apparently.]] |
| 199 | ** [[Film/TheDevilsAdvocate Overrated. Biochemically, no different from eating a lot of chocolate.]] |
| 200 | ** A second-hand emotion. |
| 201 | *** A sweet old-fashioned notion. |
| 202 | ** A many-splendored thing. |
| 203 | ** [[Music/PatBenatar A battlefield]]. |
| 204 | ** [[AsTheGoodBookSays Patient; kind; it does not envy, it does not boast]], etc etc. |
| 205 | ** Depends on [[TheFourLoves what kind of love]] you're asking for. |
| 206 | ** [[Music/TheBeatles All you need]]. |
| 207 | ** A tennis term meaning "You're not doing that well." |
| 208 | ** [[Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews It's a curious thing.]] [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 Make a-one man weep, make another man sing.]] |
| 209 | *** That's not love itself, just its power. |
| 210 | ** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Food for the changelings.]] |
| 211 | ** [[Music/HelloProject What do you want, is it necessary?]] |
| 212 | *** [[WesternAnimation/ArthursPerfectChristmas I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!]] |
| 213 | ** A temple. |
| 214 | ** The higher law. |
| 215 | ** [[Videogame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, 'love' is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds...]] |
| 216 | ** It means never having to say you're sorry. |
| 217 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} An acronym for]] [[spoiler:[[CharacterLevel Level Of [=ViolencE=]]]]]. |
| 218 | ** [[AwesomeMusic/StevenUniverse What Garnet is made of]]. |
| 219 | ** [[[VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]]] |
| 220 | ** [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Love is War]]. |
| 221 | ** [[Memes/{{Gundam}} Acguy is love]]. |
| 222 | ** [[VideoGame/{{EarthBoundBeginnings}} Love is the power, Love is the glory, Love is the beauty and the joy of spring, Love is the magic, Love is the story, Love is the melody we all can sing...]] |
| 223 | ** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin Oxytocin]] |
| 224 | ** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared It's a feeling, deep inside...]] |
| 225 | ** [[Music/JohnnyCash A Burnin' thing, and it makes a fiery ring...]] |
| 226 | ** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged Power of Love might cause paralysis to fail.]] |
| 227 | ** [[Music/BoBurnham Takin' that dive, then gettin' really comfortable, and peeing in the pool.]] |
| 228 | ** [[Music/PetShopBoys A bourgeois construct, like they said at university.]] |
| 229 | ** [[VideoGame/MaxPayne2 The only true reason why men fight wars.]] |
| 230 | ** [[Music/{{Jhariah}} Love's a temperamental art!]] |
| 231 | ** Love is only a tool. |
| 232 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse Love is when you try to place it out your mind, but you can’t turn the radio down and you can’t think of anyone else]]. |
| 233 | * [[Music/TheBeatles What would you do if I sang out of tune?]] |
| 234 | ** I would stand up and walk out on you. |
| 235 | ** I would turn off the radio. |
| 236 | ** Ask you to stop singing. |
| 237 | ** Yes, because your singing it bad and you should feel bad. |
| 238 | ** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Stop! No time for a song! Here comes Applejack!]] |
| 239 | *** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared There's always time for a song!]] |
| 240 | ** [[DisproportionateRetribution Shoot you.]] |
| 241 | *** [[WesternAnimation/PeterPan Oh, dear, dear, dear, Captain Hook! Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza? That ain't good form, you know.]] |
| 242 | ** [[VideoGame/WarioWare Off key? No, not me. I'm a karaoke machine!]] |
| 243 | ** [[VideoGame/SamuraiWarriors Kill you. Why would I do anything else?]] |
| 244 | * Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that's been keeping me up all night? |
| 245 | ** No. That would be insomnia. |
| 246 | ** [[Film/TheProducers It's called an erection. Well, it's that or malaria. Don't worry, they have pills for everything these days.]] |
| 247 | ** [[Music/JohnMellencamp Sometimes love don't feel like it should--you make it hurt so good.]] |
| 248 | ** [[Music/PetShopBoys Another night with open eyes, too late to sleep, too soon to rise…]] |
| 249 | * [[Music/TheOffspring Why Don't You Get A Job?]] |
| 250 | ** I blame the recession. [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife And this website.]] |
| 251 | ** [[IdleRich I'm independently wealthy.]] |
| 252 | ** I don't have a job because I don't have any skills, I don't have any skills because I didn't go to school, I didn't go to school because I don't have any money, I don't have any money because I don't have a job, I don't have a job because I don't have any skills... |
| 253 | *** [[Music/AliceCooper And so I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car... And a house. With cable]]. |
| 254 | ** [[NoodleIncident After what happened at Rite Aid, I'm pretty much unemployable.]] |
| 255 | ** [[Literature/BookOfJob ...Because he's covered in boils?]] |
| 256 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{SpongebobSquarepants}} ...Where's my lemonade?]] |
| 257 | ** [[Theatre/WestSideStory Like be a soda jerker? Which means like be a SLOB?!]] |
| 258 | ** [[WebVideo/TheRaccoonsAbridged I mean, it might take another winter special and a 2-part TV movie, a clip show, and roughly 8 episodes, but...soon.]] |
| 259 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarePants Because when I need a job done I get someone with a job to do that job!]] |
| 260 | ** [[Wrestling/JoeyStyles I don't need a job!]] |
| 261 | * [[Music/TheRollingStonesBand Pleased to meet you. Won't you guess my name?]] |
| 262 | ** Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}}, gimme my baby back. |
| 263 | *** [[GuideDangIt Wrong]]. It's [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIQuestForTheCrown Ifnkovhgroghprm.]] |
| 264 | ** [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Could it be… SATAN?!]] |
| 265 | ** Trick question - [[IHaveManyNames you have many names]]. |
| 266 | ** [[FilkSong George Lucas]]. |
| 267 | ** No. If you want to introduce yourself, you can tell me your name like a normal person, damn it. |
| 268 | *** He won't because he's [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor Doo liss]]. ...Confound it, [[InterfaceScrew he stole a letter from my keyboard!]] Again! |
| 269 | ** Your name is Not-Bob. |
| 270 | ** Only if you guess mine. |
| 271 | ** JustForFun/CandleJack |
| 272 | ** Oh, come ''on,'' [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Fhqwhgads]]! |
| 273 | ** Lucy. |
| 274 | ** What's puzzling me is the nature of your game. |
| 275 | ** [[VideoGame/TheTownWithNoName My name's not Shane, kid.]] |
| 276 | ** IdTellYouButThenIdHaveToKillYou |
| 277 | * What is this feeling? |
| 278 | ** Stomach pains. I'm afraid you're going to die. |
| 279 | ** [[Theatre/{{Wicked}} Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.]] |
| 280 | ** It couldn't be tonsillitis, it feels like neuritis, but nevertheless it's love. |
| 281 | ** Don't worry, you'll get over it. |
| 282 | ** A heart attack. Call 911! |
| 283 | ** Gas. |
| 284 | ** The feeling that you will have been here before. |
| 285 | ** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother You just got slapped! Across the face, my friend...]] |
| 286 | *** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother Yeah that really just happened...]] |
| 287 | ** Hey, [[Music/DaftPunk if you wanna leave, I'm with it...]] |
| 288 | ** [[VideoGame/PokerNightTwo That's envy, you emotionally stunted android.]] |
| 289 | ** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The burning you feel? It is shame.]] |
| 290 | ** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The feeling that you will have been here before.]] |
| 291 | ** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog This is what it's like to be free.]] |
| 292 | ** [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Well, you know, the feeling that you're... that you're feeling is what many of us call "a feeling."]] |
| 293 | ** [[VideoGame/Dota2 You feel that? What you're feeling right now? True happiness, I know, I can't believe it comes from winning Dota either, but there you have it.]] |
| 294 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I'm feeling a warm spot.]] |
| 295 | * War, huh! What is it good for? |
| 296 | ** [[Literature/{{Thud}} Freeing slaves, maybe? Defending yourself against a totalitarian aggressor?]]. |
| 297 | ** Depends on your opinion of the purpose of life. Is it to live the longest, healthiest, safest life possible? Maybe. Or maybe life is to sacrifice in the name of glory, tradition, or identity. [[WebVideo/CrashCourse These are big questions, and there are no easy answers...]] |
| 298 | ** [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.]] |
| 299 | ** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice It strengthens the economy!]] |
| 300 | *** [[ArtisticLicenseEconomics Except it doesn't.]] |
| 301 | ** [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance You know what!? FUCK this war, I just want you dead!]] |
| 302 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie2TheSecondPart War hardens the heart.]] |
| 303 | ** [[Film/AirForceOne You, who murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a nickel on a gallon of gas, are going to lecture me on the rules of war? DON'T!]] |
| 304 | ** [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith The war is over! Lord Sidious promised us peace! We only want-]] |
| 305 | *** *Slash* [[KilledMidSentence AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH]] |
| 306 | ** '''''[[Film/SPIDERMAN3 EVERYTHING!]]''''' |
| 307 | * [[EagleLand "Oh, say can you... and the hooooome of the braaaaaaaave?"]] |
| 308 | ** [[GrammarNazi Run on sentence.]] |
| 309 | *** [[GrammarNazi Also, missing a verb.]] |
| 310 | ** [[ScunthorpeProblem Banned for inappropriate language]] (s[[ClusterBleepBomb ** *** *** *** ** *** *** *** ***]]t) |
| 311 | ** [[Creator/OscarWilde Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.]] |
| 312 | *** '''[[Film/TheRock [=[Punch]=]]]''' |
| 313 | ** [[Film/AngelsInTheOutfield Jose, can you see... Wait, the first word is Jose? Wow, it's about a Spanish guy.]] |
| 314 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant Screw our country! I WANNA LIVE!]] |
| 315 | ** [[Music/GoodKid I guess we slipped right through and lost all meaning on the way.]] |
| 316 | * [[Music/GunsNRoses Oh, won't you please take me home?]] |
| 317 | ** You can't go home. You can never go home. |
| 318 | *** [[Music/BonJovi Who says you can't go home?]] |
| 319 | *** [[Music/{{Eagles}} You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave.]] |
| 320 | *** [[Music/{{Daughtry}} But these places and these faces are getting old, so I'm going home.]] |
| 321 | ** [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe Ohmigod! Yes I will!]] |
| 322 | ** Well, I'd need to know where you live first, unless you mean ''my'' home, which is kind of a mess right now... |
| 323 | ** If I do, [[Music/CultureClub will you still be in love, baby?]] |
| 324 | ** Even now, after all you've done, you can still ''go'' home! |
| 325 | ** Why, [[Music/PhilCollins cuz you don't remember]]? |
| 326 | ** How can I? I'm no [[Music/JohnDenver country road]]. |
| 327 | ** [[Music/PeterGabriel If your heart's going boom-boom-boom, then yeah, grab your things, I've come to take you home.]] |
| 328 | ** No, get the bus. |
| 329 | ** [[WebVideo/BillWurtz Just got home, got no home, la-de-da-de-de-where did it go?]] ''[[WebVideo/BillWurtz Oh no!]]'' [[WebVideo/BillWurtz I can't go home.]] |
| 330 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Really? Oh, happy day! Fire away, mon!]] |
| 331 | ** [[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising Go home, Hades. Just...go home.]] |
| 332 | ** [[Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration What, so I can go home, and dad can, uh...?]] |
| 333 | ** [[Music/ADayToRemember I hate this town, it's so washed up, and all my friends don't give fuck.]] |
| 334 | ** [[Film/StreetFighter Well, I'm not going home. I'm going to get in my boat, and I'm going up the river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's ass so hard, that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it.]] |
| 335 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel I'm never gonna come back home again! I'm never gonna feel that low again! It's nothing that you ever did wrong, it's just, I found a place to call home!]] |
| 336 | ** [[WebVideo/{{Garfielf}} Home is in the heart especially in]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Njheu2Ylg the city of garmfield]] |
| 337 | ** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings You are lost, you can never go home.]] |
| 338 | ** [[Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower The light in the tower, no longer my home.]] |
| 339 | * [[Music/BlackSabbath What is this that stands before me?]] |
| 340 | ** [[Music/GreenDay A bald guy talking in a cell phone and a marching band.]][[http://covers.box3.net/newsimg/dvdmov/max1142444300-front-cover.jpg]] |
| 341 | ** It's just me. Hi there. |
| 342 | ** [[Theatre/{{Macbeth}} A dagger.]] |
| 343 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents It's Wanda in a mud mask! We've been over this, keep up!]] |
| 344 | * [[Music/TheBeatles Is there anybody going to listen to my story?]] |
| 345 | ** I've got about three minutes. Make it quick. |
| 346 | ** Depends on the story, I suppose. |
| 347 | ** [[VideoGame/PaperMario At first, but then I'll fall asleep partway through and not wake up until you ask me if I'm listening, at which point I'll claim I am.]] |
| 348 | ** No. |
| 349 | ** [[Film/TwelveAngryMen They'll get their chance to talk—BE quiet a second, will ya?]] |
| 350 | ** [[Film/TwelveAngryMen I have. Now sit down and don't open your mouth again.]] |
| 351 | ** [[Film/TheRoom2003 Hahaha, what a story, Mark!]] |
| 352 | * [[Music/WarBand Why can't we be friends?]] |
| 353 | ** Because you're kind of a jerk... |
| 354 | ** I'm shy and socially awkward, so I don't really spend time with people. Don't take it personally. |
| 355 | ** [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace I hate everything about you]]! |
| 356 | ** You're an idiot. |
| 357 | ** [[Creator/StuartAshen Because we're poor and I hate you.]] |
| 358 | ** [[Creator/DingoPictures I think we should be enemies.]] |
| 359 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Perhaps (because of) your life of sin and licentiousness.]] |
| 360 | *** Yeah, that could be it. |
| 361 | ** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxTheDevilsPlayhouse Because most of us are (censored), little buddy.]] |
| 362 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Friends?! FRIENDS?!]] |
| 363 | *** Wrong thing to say? |
| 364 | *** Is it ever the right thing?! |
| 365 | ** [[Music/CaravanPalace I'm a tough girl, don't need anybody, not a gold digger, not a sugar baby. I don't give a damn, don't give a damn about you. You'll never know how to deal with me.]] |
| 366 | ** [[Music/GoodKid You'll stop when you see you're a bit better off.]] |
| 367 | ** [[VideoGame/PersonaQShadowOfTheLabyrinth All you guys talk about is boring stuff.]] |
| 368 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T1OHha9agg I don't need friends. They disappoint me.]] |
| 369 | ** [[Theatre/PorgyAndBess Frien' wid you lowlife, hell, no!]] |
| 370 | ** [[Music/GinBlossoms I found out about you.]] |
| 371 | ** [[Music/TheGapBand You dropped a bomb on me.]] |
| 372 | ** [[Film/Furious7 I don't have friends. I got family.]] |
| 373 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 "Friends"? I thought he said we were the enemy.]] |
| 374 | * [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Why did Constantinople]] [[CoveredUp get the works?]] |
| 375 | ** Ask the Turks. |
| 376 | *** Can't. [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII They're Shin-Ra's secret agents]]. |
| 377 | ** They were conquered by people who had a different religion. |
| 378 | ** Why they changed it I can't say. People just liked it better that way. |
| 379 | *** TheyChangedItNowItSucks. |
| 380 | ** I thought it was called Istanbul. |
| 381 | ** [[Literature/TheRiseAndFallOfDODO Diachronic Shear]]. |
| 382 | * [[Music/LeonardCohen What can I tell you, my brother, my killer? What could I possibly say?]] |
| 383 | ** "Next time, check the safety on that thing"? |
| 384 | ** "[[Music/PinkFloyd Careful with that axe, Eugene.]]" |
| 385 | ** [[Film/BatmanReturns I believe the word you're looking for is 'AAAAAAHHH!!!'.]] |
| 386 | * [[Music/{{The Cure|Band}} Why can't I be you?]] |
| 387 | ** Because I'm not done being me yet. |
| 388 | ** Because deep down, you realize I kinda suck and you're better off as yourself. |
| 389 | ** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 You're not even good enough to be my fake!]] |
| 390 | ** [[Franchise/NeonGenesisEvangelion So fucking what if I'm not you!?]] |
| 391 | ** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged You're either perfect, or you're not me.]] |
| 392 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra You are not me, and you should not be me. You are Tenzin.]] |
| 393 | ** [[VideoGame/NicktoonsUnite HEY! You will not imitate ME!]] |
| 394 | ** [[Music/{{Oasis}} You need to be yourself. You can't be no one else.]] |
| 395 | * How many people want to kick some ass? |
| 396 | ** 42. Always 42. |
| 397 | ** Sorry, I'm really just a sensitive artist... |
| 398 | ** Me, and my [[Music/BowlingForSoup 99 biker friends.]] |
| 399 | * [[Music/TheMoodyBlues Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door with a thousand different questions about hate and death and war?]] |
| 400 | ** Next time, ask the questions one at a time. |
| 401 | ** Nobody's home. Try the next house. |
| 402 | ** Hiding! Who the f*** wants to answer a thousand questions?! |
| 403 | ** [[VisibleSilence ...]] |
| 404 | ** The world's more full of weeping than you can understand. |
| 405 | * [[Music/WhitneyHouston How will I know if he really loves me?]] |
| 406 | ** [[Music/{{Cher}} It's in his kiss.]] |
| 407 | *** Specifically, [[VideoGame/SuperheroLeagueOfHoboken a kiss before the morning toothbrushing.]] |
| 408 | ** [[Film/{{Enchanted}} THAT'S how you know!]] |
| 409 | ** {{Telepathy}} |
| 410 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} Who wants to live forever?]] |
| 411 | ** [[VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri I want to live for a thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.]] |
| 412 | *** '''[[Music/{{REM}} I]]''' [[Music/{{REM}} could live a million...]] |
| 413 | *** [[Literature/HarryPotter Only I can live forever!]] |
| 414 | ** No, he doesn't. At least not anymore. He's tired. |
| 415 | ** [[Music/OingoBoingo NO ONE LIVES FOREVER!]] |
| 416 | ** [[ImmortalityHurts Don't we have a whole trope on this idea?]] |
| 417 | *** Yeah, it's called "WhoWantsToLiveForever" |
| 418 | ** [[Series/DoctorWho The Family of Blood]]. |
| 419 | ** [[Music/BonJovi I just want to live while I'm alive]] |
| 420 | *** [[Music/IDontKnowHowButTheyFoundMe Or we can die…]] |
| 421 | * [[Music/{{REM}} What's the frequency, Kenneth?]] |
| 422 | ** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail African or European?]] |
| 423 | ** I don't know, but it [[{{Pun}} hurts]]! |
| 424 | ** The speed of propagation divided by the wavelength. |
| 425 | *** The energy of a photon divided by the Planck constant. |
| 426 | *** One over the time period. |
| 427 | ** [[Literature/CibolaBurn 113 times per second it reaches out it reaches out it reaches out...]] |
| 428 | ** [[MediaNotes/DisplayTechnology 3.579545 MHz.]] |
| 429 | * [[Music/CreedenceClearwaterRevival Have you ever seen the rain?]] |
| 430 | ** For three days straight. Give us some sun already! |
| 431 | ** [[Music/JamesTaylor I've seen fire, too. And sunny days I thought would never end.]] |
| 432 | ** [[Music/LouisArmstrong I see trees of green, red roses too...]] |
| 433 | *** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtWBqB0_aTA Red roses too.. Red roses too...]] [[WebVideo/GamesRepainted And I think to myself; red roses too...]] |
| 434 | ** And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain? |
| 435 | ** [[Theatre/TheRainmaker Rain is rain, brother! It comes from the sky! It's a wetness known as water! Aqua pura! Mammals drink it, fish swim in it, little boys wade in it, and birds flap their wings and sing like sunrise! Water! I recommend it!]] |
| 436 | ** [[Webcomic/NextSoundOfTheFuture I absolutely hate the rain, you see. So I never carry less than four umbrellas on my person at all times!]] |
| 437 | * [[Music/BonnieTyler Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?]] |
| 438 | ** He's having a beer with the streetwise Hercules. |
| 439 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Where are the Elder Gods, Raiden? Their pathetic Mortal Kombat shackles me no longer. They masquerade as dragons, but are mere toothless worms.]] |
| 440 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 They're dead, you buffoon.]] |
| 441 | * [[Music/ToddEdwards Why do you even bother?]] |
| 442 | ** Because I want to. |
| 443 | ** Whoever said I did? |
| 444 | ** Biko. Because Biko. |
| 445 | ** [[BoxedCrook I don't really have a choice.]] |
| 446 | *** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps I]] ''[[WebVideo/GameGrumps super]]'' [[WebVideo/GameGrumps felt like it.]] |
| 447 | ** [[TheDeterminator Determination.]] |
| 448 | ** [[VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine Because you wanted to feel like something you're not: a hero.]] |
| 449 | ** IWasJustPassingThrough. |
| 450 | *** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog Thought you'd might say something like that.]] |
| 451 | * [[Music/ThePixies Where is my mind?]] |
| 452 | ** [[Music/BasementJaxx Where's your head at?]] |
| 453 | ** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries Oh, sorry, did you say something? I was thinking about boobs.]] |
| 454 | ** [[Music/PaleWaves My mind makes noises too much.]] |
| 455 | ** [[Music/TheCranberries In your head, in your head.]] |
| 456 | ** [[Music/OingoBoingo My mind has wandered from the straight and narrow. My mind has wandered from the flock, you see. My mind has wandered, the man just said so. My mind has wandered, I heard it on TV.]] |
| 457 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Who says you have one?]] |
| 458 | * [[Music/KilroyWasHere What the devil's going on?]] |
| 459 | ** Really? That's your best insult? |
| 460 | ** Blowed if I know. |
| 461 | ** Didn't I tell you that my name is LouisCypher? |
| 462 | ** We're playing a Tv Tropes game. Have a go - that's how wikis work. |
| 463 | ** [[Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HEEEEE— Whoa, deja vu, I'm sorry. —EEERE!]] |
| 464 | ** [[Film/JasonX Jason]] ''[[Film/JasonX fucking]]'' [[Film/JasonX Voorhees, that's what's going on!]] |
| 465 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Right? I've been in the future for a whole hour, and I haven't seen one jetpack.]] ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Not one!]]'' |
| 466 | ** [[WebVideo/BrandonsCultMovieReviews Well, no time to figure out what the hell that just was, gotta go!]] |
| 467 | ** [[ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} It is the boy. He has eaten the pancake.]] |
| 468 | * [[Music/PinkFloyd Is there anybody out there?]] |
| 469 | ** [[Series/DoctorWho Who's]] [[RunningGag out there.]] |
| 470 | ** No. |
| 471 | ** [[Music/OneohtrixPointNever There's nobody]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RFunvF0mDw here...]] |
| 472 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.]] |
| 473 | * What rhymes with "hug me"? |
| 474 | ** 'Mug me'? Might not want to say that too much... |
| 475 | ** [[HatesBeingTouched "Don't hug me"]] rhymes with "hug me." |
| 476 | ** [[Film/MidnightMadness Hugem... Huge M! What place around here has a huge M?]] |
| 477 | *** [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins Mario Land]]. |
| 478 | ** [[Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2017 ...Rice pilaf]] |
| 479 | ** [[TormentByAnnoyance Bug]] me, [[LoveAtFirstPunch slug]] [[TalkToTheFist me]], [[ButLiquorIsQuicker drug]] [[SlippingAMickey me]]... |
| 480 | ** Tug me. |
| 481 | * Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks? |
| 482 | ** Go home dad, you're drunk. |
| 483 | ** [[Comicbook/{{Hawkeye}} ...Are you, like, Iron Fist or something?]] |
| 484 | ** [[Film/{{Gutterballs}} How about Black Knight? 'For the Big One?' That's for big black cock, that's gonna fall off me for sure.]] |
| 485 | * [[Music/TheAxisOfAwesome Why aren't lasers doing cool shit?]] |
| 486 | ** Scientists are worried we'll find out how much fun they are. |
| 487 | ** Because oddly enough, giant [[EnergyWeapon Frickin' Laser Beams]] are somewhat dangerous. |
| 488 | ** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Everything's lasers with you!]] |
| 489 | ** They are, but maybe not the cool things ''you're'' thinking of. |
| 490 | ** Just like any other weapon, you need to level them up. |
| 491 | ** Lucasfilm would sue us for plagiarism, so [[Series/BattlestarGalactica1978 we]] had to make do with invisible lasers. |
| 492 | *** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Stop mocking our invisible guns.]] |
| 493 | ** [[Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can not be done.]] |
| 494 | ** [[WebVideo/FreemansMind Lasers make me happy. Though not as much as food, bedrest, painkillers, not being persecuted...]] |
| 495 | ** [[WebComic/EightBitTheater I HAVE NO LASERS, AND I WILL LASER TO DEATH ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE.]] |
| 496 | ** [[Creator/CS188 FIREALASERFIREALASERFIREALASER]] |
| 497 | ** [[Theatre/SundayInTheParkWithGeorge Every time I start to feel defensive, I remember lasers are expensive!]] |
| 498 | * [[{{Music/Ylvis}} What does the fox say?]] |
| 499 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIR8RtI9kaw This.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mtjiOwertA And this.]] |
| 500 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_DVvNK7mRA Here's your answer.]] |
| 501 | ** [[VideoGame/StarFox Get out of there, Slippy!]] |
| 502 | *** [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/StarFox64 Don't EVER give up, my son...]]]] |
| 503 | ** [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} ALL YO' YENS, YIP YIP YAP!!!]] |
| 504 | ** [[Series/{{Firefly}} Your favorite show]] [[ScrewedByTheNetwork has been canceled.]] |
| 505 | *** [[WebVideo/GargoylesAbridged But before long our time was forgotten. Our creators abandoning us after only one season.]] |
| 506 | ** [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Believe it!]] |
| 507 | *** [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} Or don't!]] |
| 508 | ** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure "All's well that ends well, right?"]] |
| 509 | *** ''[[LetsPlay/HellfireCommentaries THE CITY'S]]'' ''[[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!]]'' |
| 510 | ** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 "We all did it together!"]] |
| 511 | ** [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes "Look at all of those Eggman's robots!"]] |
| 512 | ** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged "SONIC! HELP! I'VE SOILED MYSELF!!"]] |
| 513 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub "You have to put it in the nuclear reactor! Put the piss rock in the nuclear reactor!"]] |
| 514 | ** [[WebComic/GunnerkriggCourt "HWAIIIEEE!"]] |
| 515 | ** [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys SKREEEEEEEEEEEE-]] |
| 516 | *** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtezkpAsSpY&t=40s We're no strangers]] [[Music/RickAstley to looove~]] |
| 517 | ** [[Series/TheBasilBrushShow BOOM BOOM!]] |
| 518 | *** [[Series/{{Blackadder}} Boom boom boom boom. Boom boom boom. Boom boom, boom boom. Boom boom boom.]] |
| 519 | ** [[http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0913/funny-youtube-comment-fox-say-dora.jpg Do you people even watch]] WesternAnimation/{{Dora|TheExplorer}}? The fox says "AWWW MAN". |
| 520 | ** [[Film/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe "Aslan has ordered me to gather more troops."]] |
| 521 | *** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Fox news.]] |
| 522 | ** [[Literature/FoxInSocks "Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew."]] |
| 523 | ** [[Literature/WarriorCats They speak not of interest. Fox talk is all of kill.]] |
| 524 | ** [[Creator/NPCarlsson "Meow?" "WRONG!"]] |
| 525 | *** You see before you an ocean of dead memes...'''which I invented!''' |
| 526 | ** [[VideoGame/UltimateCustomNight Yarr! Who touched me bird?]] |
| 527 | ** Nothing. Foxes don't talk. |
| 528 | * Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart? |
| 529 | ** It appears my NeuroVault is still functioning well. Excellent... |
| 530 | ** Do you even know what happened with [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the last guy]] who knew all the words to that song? |
| 531 | *** [[TheUnintelligible Hudduh hudduh huuudduh, hudduh hud hud huud?]] |
| 532 | ** I believe the autonomic nervous system functions regardless of age and gender. |
| 533 | *** This old codger wants to talk with you. |
| 534 | ** Not since I was about five. |
| 535 | ** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Yes. That's why I get them to make contracts with me.]] |
| 536 | ** '''[[Film/PaulBlartMallCop I believe in magic!]]''' |
| 537 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Magic is an artificial construct.]] |
| 538 | * [[Music/EltonJohn What do I do when lightning strikes me?]] |
| 539 | ** Call 911! |
| 540 | ** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII Stop]] [[Videogame/FinalFantasyXIII2 playing]] Creator/{{Squ|areEnix}}eenix [[Videogame/LightningReturnsFinalFantasyXIII games.]] |
| 541 | ** [[VideoGame/MarioKart Use a mushroom]]. |
| 542 | ** [[VideoGame/MarioKart Be glad it's not a blue shell.]] |
| 543 | ** [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 Get back to 1985.]] |
| 544 | ** [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Blast off again.]] |
| 545 | ** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Unequip all your metal equipment]]. |
| 546 | * [[Music/PeteSeeger Where have all the flowers gone?]] |
| 547 | ** [[StatingTheSimpleSolution To the florist?]] |
| 548 | ** Mario needs them. |
| 549 | *** [[VideoGame/PaperMario But they despawned with the hearts and coins.]] |
| 550 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Alphys needed them for experimentation.]] |
| 551 | ** [[VideoGame/KingsQuestVII A flower? Yeeeesh!]] |
| 552 | * [[Music/LeAnnRimes How do I breathe without you?]] |
| 553 | ** Inhale, exhale. |
| 554 | ** Inspire, expire. |
| 555 | ** With a ventilator. |
| 556 | ** [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} You're the oxygen I need, but I can't breathe.]] |
| 557 | * Am I ever gonna see your face again? |
| 558 | ** No way, get fucked, fuck off! |
| 559 | ** [[Music/{{Radiohead}} I will see you in the next life…]] |
| 560 | *** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian How should we fuck off, O Lord?]] |
| 561 | *** [[WebAnimation/HalfLifeSideStoryGaidenHuntDownFreeMan yes, I know we can! Thank agin, frend!]] |
| 562 | ** [[Literature/BookOfExodus Get thee from me, take heed to thyself, see my face no more; for in that day thou seest my face thou shalt die.]] |
| 563 | ** [[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey Don't worry, Mario. You will. Even after your impending separation.]] |
| 564 | ** [[VideoGame/MegaManLegends2 Sorry, Mega Man, but it looks like you might be stuck up there for a little while more!]] |
| 565 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I look forward to meeting again,]] [[spoiler: in the next timeline]]. |
| 566 | *** Then I will not say goodbye. |
| 567 | ** [[Series/DoctorWho One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.]] |
| 568 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk1996 I never want to see you again. Do you hear me? Never!]] |
| 569 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel I'm finally somewhere that I have to be, where I’ve been living peacefully and happily, to paradise out of a catastrophe! And I feel worthwhile now, 'cause the city never lets me down!]] |
| 570 | * [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace I hate everything about you, why do I love you?!]] |
| 571 | ** Hate isn't the opposite of love, indifference is. |
| 572 | ** Someone's a bit {{Tsundere}}. |
| 573 | ** It's called kismesissitude. |
| 574 | ** [[Creator/{{Catullus}} I do not know, but I feel it happen and I am torn apart.]] |
| 575 | ** [[Music/TaylorSwift You're so cool, it makes me hate you so much.]] |
| 576 | *** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Of course he's cool, it's Gary!]] |
| 577 | ** [[WebComic/EightBitTheater Hate is a kind of love.]] |
| 578 | ** [[Manga/MissKobayashisDragonMaid Those clothes are too cute and you're good at everything. It makes me so angry that I want to give you a hug!]] |
| 579 | * [[Music/SimplePlan How could this happen to me?]] |
| 580 | ** That's going to need more explanation than we can give in this short bullet point. |
| 581 | ** [[Theatre/TheLionKing Do you want the short list or the long?]] |
| 582 | ** [[WebComic/EmergencyExit Lady, your god was a chicken. That's not exactly boss fight material.]] |
| 583 | ** [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas From where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.]] |
| 584 | ** [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog It's your fault, you bumbling metal-heads! I never should have made you!]] |
| 585 | ** [[Manga/JOJOsBizarreAdventureGoldenWind The answer...is plain...truth.]] |
| 586 | * [[Music/TheBuggles I met your children, what did you tell them?]] |
| 587 | ** That you suck and cannot be trusted. |
| 588 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I do not need trust, I demand obedience!]] |
| 589 | ** [[Film/ANewHope That I didn't betray]] and [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack kill their father.]] |
| 590 | * [[Music/GreenDay Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?]] |
| 591 | ** What, all of it? We could be here a while. |
| 592 | ** [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} NO ROSE I ANGST ALONE.]] |
| 593 | ** [[WebComic/{{Sonichu}} I'm so sick of your complaints and tears! On and on about how lonely you are, and how you need a girlfriend! You're nothing but a lowly liar, you solicitor!]] |
| 594 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Yeah, I do.]] |
| 595 | ** [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth and now I have no time.]] |
| 596 | * [[Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews Do you believe in love?]] |
| 597 | ** Do you believe it's true? |
| 598 | ** [[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} If it means a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything you tell me.]] |
| 599 | * [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Are you going to Scarborough Fair?]] |
| 600 | ** No. I don't even know where the heck that is. |
| 601 | *** North-East England. |
| 602 | * [[Music/PinkFloyd How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?]] |
| 603 | ** I take the pudding from you. |
| 604 | ** [[VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend Coo, coo! Cooo! (This is no pudding for a man! Okosan rejects it! It is a lie! A vicious falsification!)]] |
| 605 | * [[Music/{{Coldplay}} How long must you wait for it?]] |
| 606 | ** Just [[Music/LynyrdSkynyrd gimme three steps]]. |
| 607 | ** [[Film/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban I DID MY WAITING!! TWELVE YEARS OF IT!! IN AZKABAN!!!]] |
| 608 | ** [[Series/DoctorWho Fifteen years. And you said you'd be five minutes.]] |
| 609 | *** [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS5E26S6E1TimesArrow At least you didn't have to wait 500 years.]] |
| 610 | ** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Nine years. Hopefully, it will be worth the wait.]] |
| 611 | ** [[Film/FantasticFour2015 We gave you six years and millions of dollars, and you gave us nothing.]] |
| 612 | ** [[Film/Titanic1997 It's been 84 years...]] |
| 613 | ** [[Theatre/WaitingForGodot We're waiting for Godot.]] |
| 614 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel It's only two more seconds.]] |
| 615 | * [[Music/JoniMitchell Don't it always seem to go]] [[Music/CountingCrows that you don't know what you've got till it's gone?]] |
| 616 | ** And then you've got to wait for them to re-spawn, too. |
| 617 | ** It used to be SoBadItWasBetter! |
| 618 | * [[Music/MidnightOil How do we dance when our Earth is turning?]] |
| 619 | ** Do the twist? |
| 620 | ** How do we sleep while our beds are burning? |
| 621 | *** I was sleeping at a motel at the time. |
| 622 | *** No idea, ask [[VideoGame/TheMirrorLied Leah]] and [[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare John Marston]]. |
| 623 | ** Surely it would be harder to dance if the world [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt stopped turning]]? |
| 624 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I think you got that backwards]]: It would be ''easier'' to dance if the world stopped turning...[[Film/AirPlane and don't call me "Shirley"]]. |
| 625 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_My_Scene%3F What's My Scene?]] |
| 626 | ** And another thing I've been wondering lately Am I crazy To believe in ideals? |
| 627 | *** [[SillyRabbitCynicismIsForLosers Not necessarily!]] |
| 628 | ** A Franchise/{{Barbie}} toyline. |
| 629 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civzfZ_3uVc Do you see what I see?]] |
| 630 | ** That depends. Mostly on what you can see. |
| 631 | ** Good grief, [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy there's a spaceship parked behind the sidescreen.]] |
| 632 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Because I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.]] |
| 633 | ** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain "I see an angel coming for us out of the sky." "I see clams! Giant, shirtless clams!"]] |
| 634 | ** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!]] |
| 635 | ** [[Creator/MoBrosStudios Beata Maria, you know I smoke so much weed. I see God!]] |
| 636 | ** [[VideoGame/PersonaQ2NewCinemaLabyrinth You don't see what I see, but you don't have to see what I see. Just see eye to eye. Despite my differences, we are still tight!]] |
| 637 | ** I see lightning, I hear thunder. |
| 638 | ** A cheap-ass, corporately-created Wrestling/JohnCena bootleg! |
| 639 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! PINK ELEPHANTS ON PARADE!]] |
| 640 | * [[http://youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs How long can we look at each other / Down the barrel of a gun?]] |
| 641 | ** Dare you to blink first! |
| 642 | * [[Music/PaulSimon Can I call you Betty?]] |
| 643 | ** Yes, but [[Film/MulhollandDrive I think I might be Diane Selwyn]]. |
| 644 | ** That's 'Elizabeth' to you, [[VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters Ash]]. |
| 645 | ** But my name's Cameron... |
| 646 | *** [[WRESTLING/{{DWAYNEJOHNSON}} IT'S DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!]] |
| 647 | ** Well, that is my name, so yeah. |
| 648 | ** [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist But! Isn't Betty a woman's name?]] |
| 649 | ** I'm not Betty. I'm [[ComicBook/ArchieComics Veronica]]. |
| 650 | *** Or is it [[VideoGame/{{Rampage}} Dr. Betty Veronica]]? |
| 651 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Oh, sweetie, I'm not Betty. I just borrowed her uniform while mine's at the cleaners.]] |
| 652 | * [[Music/BowlingForSoup Are You Kidding Me?!]] |
| 653 | ** No. This is SeriousBusiness. |
| 654 | * [[NurseryRhyme Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?]] |
| 655 | ** No. [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Wait until they eat some more grass.]] |
| 656 | ** Yes, sir, yes, sir. Three bags full! |
| 657 | ** My wool is not for sale. |
| 658 | ** Do you suppose Black Sheep is friends with [[Anime/FutariWaPrettyCure White Sheep and Shiny Sheep]]? |
| 659 | * [[PlaygroundSong Did you ever see a lassie?]] |
| 660 | ** They're not bad films, on the whole. |
| 661 | * [[Music/TheBangles Am I only dreaming, or is this burning an eternal flame?]] |
| 662 | ** [[Music/CheapTrick I will be the flame!]] |
| 663 | ** Not yet, [[VideoGame/DrawnToLife The Creator has to light it, first.]] |
| 664 | * [[Music/TheKillers Are we human? Or are we dancers?]] |
| 665 | ** You ''can'' be both, you know. |
| 666 | ** [[Franchise/{{Splatoon}} You're a human now, you're a dancer now!]] |
| 667 | * Do you really want to know? |
| 668 | ** [[Music/TomPettyAndTheHeartbreakers I need to know!]] |
| 669 | ** Yes. |
| 670 | *** Come on. |
| 671 | *** '''''[[BigNo KNOOOOOOOOOOW]].''''' |
| 672 | ** [[Series/TheEvent I'm the President of the United States... I need to know.]] |
| 673 | * How much is that doggie in the window? |
| 674 | ** That's no dog; that's a ManekiNeko. |
| 675 | *** No, it's a Franchise/{{Shi|nMegamiTensei}}isaa! |
| 676 | ** [[Film/AustinPowers One]] ''[[Film/AustinPowers million]]'' [[Film/AustinPowers dollars!]] |
| 677 | *** [[Film/AustinPowersInGoldmember One billion, gajillion, fafillion... shabadylu...mil...shabady......uh, yen.]] |
| 678 | ** [[Literature/TheBible Thirty pieces of silver.]] |
| 679 | ** [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch You sure it's a dog?]] |
| 680 | *** AllAnimalsAreDogs. |
| 681 | ** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.]] |
| 682 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE DOLLARS AND THIRTY ONE CENTS?!]] |
| 683 | ** [[Series/FullHouse I]] ''[[Series/FullHouse have]]'' [[Series/FullHouse no dog!]] |
| 684 | ** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG!]] |
| 685 | ** [[Platform/PlayStation3 FIVE-HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE U.S. DOLLARS!]] |
| 686 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow There's no dog... But there's a baboon!]] |
| 687 | ** [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} A hundred billion dollars.]] |
| 688 | * [[Music/CultureClub Do you really want to hurt me?]] |
| 689 | ** [[Music/AliceCooper Just to hear you screamin' my name]]. |
| 690 | ** Yes. Yes, I really want to hurt you. |
| 691 | ** I [[Music/NineInchNails will]] [[Music/TheDownwardSpiral make]] [[Music/JohnnyCash you]] hurt. |
| 692 | * [[Music/AvrilLavigne Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?]] |
| 693 | ** What can I say? [[ComplexityAddiction I'm addicted to it.]] |
| 694 | *** Oh dear, that's [[Music/DanSeals a real bad thing]]. |
| 695 | ** I'm looing at you, [[TheChrisCarterEffect Chris Carter]]. |
| 696 | ** YouCantMakeAnOmelette without flattening at least 10 cities. You must be an idiot to think otherwise. |
| 697 | * [[Music/BillyIdol Hey, little sister, what have you done?]] |
| 698 | ** [[Videogame/BioShock Bad man, bad man! Unzip 'im, Mr. B! Unzip 'im!]] |
| 699 | ** [[Franchise/BlazBlue Killed everyone and created]] a PocketDimension. [[DemonicPossession Technically not my fault.]] |
| 700 | *** [[Creator/MoBrosStudios What, again?]] |
| 701 | ** [[Theatre/{{Macbeth}} Killing swine.]] |
| 702 | * [[Music/{{Blink182}} What's My Age Again?]] |
| 703 | ** [[Music/SongsToWearPantsTo I am twenty-nine. I got my first girlfriend.]] |
| 704 | ** [[VideoGame/MassEffect1 It's too embarassing to say, but I'm only a hundred and six.]] |
| 705 | ** [[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder Age Twelve.]] |
| 706 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{TheSimpsons}} I'm 31 years old!]] |
| 707 | ** [[Website/{{Vine}} I'm eleven, so shut the fuck up.]] |
| 708 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Over 50, and still a ripper!]] |
| 709 | ** [[VideoGame/WarioWare Fifteen going on 500.]] |
| 710 | ** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Daddy's so old! I think he's 7!]] |
| 711 | * How do you like your eggs in the morning? |
| 712 | ** Poached, on a crumpet. In the evening I prefer an omelette. |
| 713 | ** [[Film/RunawayBride Benedict. I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse.]] |
| 714 | ** [[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam EGGS! EGGS! E-DOUBLE-G-S EGGS!]] |
| 715 | ** I like them with my [[RunningGag green drugs and ham]]. |
| 716 | *** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged That's not funny! It's]] ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged never]]'' [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged been funny! It's never gonna]] ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged be]]'' [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged funny!]] |
| 717 | ** [[Creator/EddieIzzard I like my eggs like I like my coffee... COVERED IN BEES!]] |
| 718 | ** [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor I LOVE fried eggs! LOVE 'em!]] |
| 719 | ** [[https://lolinearly20s.bandcamp.com/track/fry-scrambled-eggs-with-a-formidable-face I fry scrambled eggs with a formidable face.]] |
| 720 | ** [[Theatre/ARaisinInTheSun DAMN MY EGGS! DAMN ALL THE EGGS THAT EVER WAS!]] |
| 721 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Boiling an egg? That would be crazy! But I'll try anything once!]] |
| 722 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents I'm too exciting for eggs!]] |
| 723 | * [[Music/PinkFloyd Mother, did it need to be so high?]] |
| 724 | ** ''[[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac Isaac...]]'' |
| 725 | ** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged I'm so fucking high right now!]] |
| 726 | * [[Music/ThreeDoorsDown If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?]] |
| 727 | ** You sound slightly crazy already. |
| 728 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?]] |
| 729 | ** GORDON'S ALIVE? |
| 730 | *** [[VideoGame/HuntDownTheFreeman Well,]] [[spoiler:no, [[CallBack he's an impostor.]]]] |
| 731 | ** But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron. |
| 732 | * [[Music/{{Sabaton}} What's the price of a mile?]] |
| 733 | ** 1.609344 of the km price. |
| 734 | ** [[Film/MortalKombattheMovie 500 dollars.]] |
| 735 | * [[Music/{{Eminem}} How you gonna breastfeed me, mom?! You ain't got no tits!]] |
| 736 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros It's fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations of extreme stress]]. |
| 737 | ** [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Not pettan! I'm boing-boing!]] |
| 738 | * [[Music/PinkFloyd Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?]] |
| 739 | ** Floyd, duh. |
| 740 | ** [[ShapedLikeItself What? The one that's coloured pink!]] |
| 741 | ** The singer that wrote 'So What' and 'There You Go'. |
| 742 | ** [[WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries It's a light purple, which, incidentally, you cannot do.]] |
| 743 | ** Music/{{Pink}}? The one who sings "Give Me a Reason"? |
| 744 | ** [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Kimberly.]] |
| 745 | * [[Music/PeterGabriel Why don't you make your intention clear?]] |
| 746 | ** Was the ClickHello not enough? |
| 747 | * [[Music/ShaniaTwain Whose bed have your boots been under?]] |
| 748 | ** [[YourMom Your mother's!]] |
| 749 | *** [[Music/BadLipReading Tell your mama not to burn my shoes.]] |
| 750 | * How deep is your love? |
| 751 | ** As deep as the puddle in front of my house. Now can you please shut up? |
| 752 | ** [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E7OnceMoreWithFeeling In a hole six foot deep]] |
| 753 | ** [[Series/MockTheWeek 4%]] |
| 754 | ** YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm |
| 755 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 My well of hate runs deeper.]] |
| 756 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Deep enough for you to drown in it.]] |
| 757 | * [[Music/TheWhiteStripes Little ghost, little ghost, one I'm scared of the most, can you scare me up a little bit of love?]] |
| 758 | ** ...How does that work? How do you scare someone into being in love? |
| 759 | *** [[GladToBeAliveSex There are ways]]. |
| 760 | * [[Music/KylieMinogue What do I have to do to get it through to you? How can I prove I really love you, love you?]] |
| 761 | ** [[Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing Kill Claudio]]. |
| 762 | *** [[Music/MeatLoaf I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.]] |
| 763 | ** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Bring your Sun Mask to me in three day's time.]] |
| 764 | ** [[Literature/BlueBeard Never use the golden key to open a certain door in the house.]] |
| 765 | ** [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor You're gonna have to say "I love you!" 100 times!]] |
| 766 | *** [[ExactWords I love you 100 times!]] Done! |
| 767 | * [[Music/MenAtWork Do you come from a land down under?]] |
| 768 | ** [[EscapedFromHell Just got back from the Land Way Down Under, actually]]. |
| 769 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX You're getting a punch down under!]] |
| 770 | ** I get this a lot. I'm actually from New Zealand. |
| 771 | * [[Music/{{Skyhooks}} Whatever happened to the revolution?]] |
| 772 | ** [[Theatre/LesMiserables Javert nipped it in the bud.]] |
| 773 | *** [[Creator/DaThings1 And I'm JaJvert! Do not forget my name! Do not forget my name! Do not forget my mum!]] |
| 774 | ** [[WesternAnimation/FritzTheCat You're full of shit! All you care about is a reason to hurt, to destroy, to blow up! You don't know what a real revolution is! None of you sons of bitches do!]] |
| 775 | ** [[WesternAnimation/KampKoral Revolution? I thought we were here for cheese and crackers!]] |
| 776 | * [[Music/TheSmashingPumpkins Is it bright where you are?]] |
| 777 | ** No, but the people have definitely changed. |
| 778 | ** [[VideoGame/StarTrekOnline It is too bright here.]] |
| 779 | * [[Music/MidnightOil And did I hear you say,]] "MyCountryRightOrWrong"? |
| 780 | ** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations If you are wrong, you are cool.]] |
| 781 | * [[Music/TheKillers It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?]] |
| 782 | ** Are you the kind of person who just kisses random people for no reason? It probably wasn't "only a kiss". |
| 783 | * [[Music/InsaneClownPosse Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?]] |
| 784 | ** AWizardDidIt. |
| 785 | ** QuantumMechanicsCanDoAnything. |
| 786 | ** ItRunsOnNonsensoleum. |
| 787 | ** It's PoweredByAForsakenChild. |
| 788 | *** [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers Might be, kind of, I mean, I didn't use the whole thing!]] |
| 789 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Warframe}} Cold + electricity]]. |
| 790 | ** [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac With Ludovico Technique and not much else.]] |
| 791 | ** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Your "magnetism" is a cute bedtime story, but I believe in one thing.\ |
| 792 | * pulls out a gun only for it to get pulled towards the magnet*\ |
| 793 | OK, fine, I guess I can believe in two things, but that's my limit!]] |
| 794 | * [[Music/MichaelJackson Annie, are you OK? Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?]] |
| 795 | ** If you stopped panicking you would probably hear my answer. |
| 796 | ** [[Film/Annie1982 She's fine. Punjab used his unraveled turban as an improvised rope to lower himself out of the autocopter and carry her off of the bascule bridge to safety]]. |
| 797 | ** [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Padme, Anakin has turned to the dark side.]] |
| 798 | * [[Music/VanessaCarlton If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?]] |
| 799 | ** Technically, if you fell into an area of reduced gravity, time would pass faster so... Kind of. Still, it's a start! |
| 800 | * Do you know the way to San Jose? |
| 801 | ** Well, if you're coming from San Francisco, just take I-280 or Route 101, while if you're coming from the south, take I-5 until Exit 403... should I write this down for you? |
| 802 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Go left, then right, then double and triple right, then down, up, and right 18 more times. Then do four somersaults, a barrel roll, jump backwards twice, spin 'til you get sick... And you're there.]] |
| 803 | * [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas Where are you Christmas?]] |
| 804 | ** [[Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough In Turkey]]. |
| 805 | ** You'll find it [[ChristmasCreep as soon as Halloween is over - or earlier]]. |
| 806 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}} In the Last Hope hospita]]- Oh. [[DeathByOriginStory Never mind.]] |
| 807 | * Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? |
| 808 | ** I wouldn't know. [[ChewBubblegum I'm all out of gum]]. |
| 809 | * What shall we do with the drunken sailor, ear-lye in the morning? |
| 810 | ** Make them a HideousHangoverCure. |
| 811 | ** [[Videogame/{{Dishonored}} Stuff him in a sack]] [[HollywoodDrowning and throw him over]] |
| 812 | *** [[EatenAlive Feed him to the]] [[SwarmOfRats hungry rats for dinner]] |
| 813 | *** [[InstantDeathBullet Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol]] |
| 814 | *** [[SlashedThroat Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver]] |
| 815 | ** [[Music/BlackSabbath We'll just pass him there. Why should we even care?!]] |
| 816 | * [[Music/LivingColour Look in my eyes, what do you see?]] |
| 817 | ** [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Your entire lifestory. It's really quite scary.]] |
| 818 | ** [[Film/CoolRunnings All right, I'll tell you what I see. I see a lost little boy who is lucky to have a father who knows what's best for him.]] |
| 819 | ** [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Seen through the warrior's eyes, I never need to question, how to defeat you.]] |
| 820 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub You have eyes?! I don't even have eyes! I'm jealous!]] |
| 821 | ** [[VIdeoGame/MortalKOmbat11 A cheap, second-gen knockoff.]] |
| 822 | *** [[VIdeoGame/MortalKOmbat11 I said look at]] ''[[VIdeoGame/MortalKOmbat11 me]]'', [[VIdeoGame/MortalKOmbat11 not you]]. |
| 823 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNoINHdM5WA What makes such a sweet guy dance so mean?]] |
| 824 | ** [[FauxAffablyEvil He may look sweet and sincere, but he's actually evil deep in his heart.]] |
| 825 | * [[CrapsackWorld Is it only a dream that there'll be]] [[Music/PinkFloyd no more turning away?]] |
| 826 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I only know how to go forward.]] |
| 827 | ** [[VideoGame/Pikmin2 Think back and remember the starry skies of your youth...Innocence...Every being once possessed it, but lost it over time. This star is the shape of that precious memory.]] [[MoodWhiplash All major credit cards accepted.]] |
| 828 | * [[Music/TennesseeErnieFord You load sixteen tons and what do you get?]] |
| 829 | ** Somebody to walk underneath that weight so [[AnvilOnHead it can fall on them]]. |
| 830 | ** CrackOhMyBack |
| 831 | * [[Music/{{Roxette}} What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue?]] |
| 832 | ** Blue paint. |
| 833 | ** Contact lenses. |
| 834 | ** Colloidal silver. |
| 835 | ** Frostbite. |
| 836 | ** [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Wonka's 3-Course Dinner Gum, once she gets to the dessert portion.]] |
| 837 | ** [[VideoGame/QuestForGloryII Suck Blue Frog.]] |
| 838 | * [[Music/PaulMcCartney Mister Marks, can you find for me someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee?]] |
| 839 | ** [[Theatre/MyFairLady That would be just lov-er-ly.]] |
| 840 | * [[Music/PinkFloyd So... so you think you can tell...]] |
| 841 | ** ...heaven from hell? |
| 842 | *** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog Heaven can't save us, hell is a joke!]] |
| 843 | ** Blue skies from pain? |
| 844 | ** Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? |
| 845 | ** A smile from a veil? |
| 846 | *** It won't be easy. I have MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily. |
| 847 | ** Do you think you can tell? |
| 848 | ** Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? |
| 849 | ** Hot ashes for trees? |
| 850 | ** Hot air for a cool breeze? |
| 851 | ** Cold comfort for change? |
| 852 | ** Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? |
| 853 | * [[Music/DavidBowie Ground Control to Major Tom, your circuit's dead, there's something wrong! Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom?]] |
| 854 | ** [[Music/ScaryMonstersAndSuperCreeps I'm happy, hope you're happy too.]] |
| 855 | ** [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Courage, you know I can't hear you without my glasses.]] |
| 856 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{SpongebobSquarepants}} I can't hear you. It's too dark in here.]] |
| 857 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HImcaPDmfBY Come and see the real thing, come and see the real thing, come and see / Come and see the real thing, come and see the real thing, come and see / There's a meaning there, but the meaning there, does it really mean a thing?]] |
| 858 | ** Er, possibly, but honestly it was such a MindScrew I didn't understand it at all. |
| 859 | ** [[ComicBook/TheSandman They aren't stupid questions, but they could just as well be "When is purple?" or "Why does Thursday?" if you see what I mean.]] |
| 860 | ** [[Music/DukeEllington It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.]] |
| 861 | * [[Music/VanHalen It's got what it takes... so tell me, why can't this be love?]] |
| 862 | ** [[VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub How could I do that to someone I love? That's not love. That's...]] |
| 863 | *** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Fred.]] |
| 864 | ** [[VideoGame/LeFantabulousGame HER LOVE IS SHOWN BY BLACK ROOM FULL OF PICTURES. IS STRANGE. NOT UNDERSTAND NON-SHAMROCK ROMANCE.]] |
| 865 | * [[Music/{{Genesis|Band}} Oh, Superman, where are you now, when everything's gone wrong somehow?]] |
| 866 | ** Over here. But you're ''[[RunningGag/AtopTheFourthWall over there]]'', and [[ComicBook/SupermanGrounded over there has to take care of itself]]. |
| 867 | ** [[Music/FiveForFighting Up, up and away, away from me...]] |
| 868 | ** [[Music/OurLadyPeace Superman's dead]] |
| 869 | ** [[ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheManOfTomorrow As he walked into the blinding golden light he turned and looked back over his shoulder. He smiled at me... I never saw Superman again.]] |
| 870 | ** [[ComicBook/AllStarSuperman He's not dead. He's up there fixing the sun. And when he's done, he'll be back. And I'll be here waiting for him.]] |
| 871 | * [[Music/KylieMinogue What kind of fool do you take me for?]] |
| 872 | ** I don't know. What kinds are there? |
| 873 | ** [[Music/MagicalMysteryTour The Fool on the Hill]] |
| 874 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyGX7c3j2wk&index=438&list=PLVN1cEeV9bWPaNrBLba-a2OnkXh-tCR5G Oh, don't you dare mistake me for another fool, I'm the one who pulls the strings, now you're my tool.]] |
| 875 | * [[Music/TomJones Why, why, why, Delilah?]] |
| 876 | ** {{Because you can cope}}. |
| 877 | ** [[Music/PlainWhiteTs Ooooohhh, it's what you do to me...]] |
| 878 | * [[Music/TheClash Should I stay or should I go?]] |
| 879 | ** That’s up for [[Myth/ClassicalMythology the Fates]] to decide. |
| 880 | ** If you don't pay your rent, it's not really up to you. |
| 881 | ** [[Music/OingoBoingo Go... don't you go, Won't you stay with me one more day?]] |
| 882 | ** [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Why can't you just leave here and die?!]] |
| 883 | ** [[Series/{{Lost}} We have to go back, Kate! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!]] |
| 884 | ** [[Series/TheWalkingDead I won't leave again.]] |
| 885 | *** [[WebVideo/HonestTrailers I need]] to [[GilliganCut go.]] |
| 886 | ** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender But the truth is, I'm really happy here! I mean, my aura has never been pinker!]] |
| 887 | ** [[Manga/SgtFrog Tamama, you won’t leave me, right? Right? We’re friends. Sure, I yell at you, and threaten you, and say mean things about your mom, but that’s just ‘cause I’m trying to build your character and make you a better soldier than the annoying suck-up you are.]] |
| 888 | ** [[Music/{{DESCENDENTS}} Go away, you fucking gay!]] |
| 889 | ** [[Music/TheNewCities I'll be gone again in the morning. Guess we'll meet when we're both dreaming.]] |
| 890 | ** [[Music/Macross8299 Don't look back, 'cause we're not coming back!]] |
| 891 | ** [[Creator/NPCarlsson "We want you to go." "Tough shit, I'm not!"]] |
| 892 | ** [[Film/GoneWiththeWind Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.]] |
| 893 | ** [[Music/{{Roar}} You'll change your name or change your mind, and leave this fucked up place behind!]] |
| 894 | * [[Music/DonMcLean Did you write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above, if The Bible tells you so?]] |
| 895 | ** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog No one can tell me what to do!]] |
| 896 | ** [[Manga/DeathNote Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong, what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself.]] |
| 897 | ** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist I WOULD NEVER, EVERRRR, BOW DOWN TO THAT EVIL SON OF A BITCH!]] |
| 898 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel There's a man walking up to the front door with a Bible, a suit, and a cross. I'll answer the door so politely, and do my best to tell him off. So I said, "Hey now, it's a little too late for me to change now. And even if you showed me the way how, I don't have time tonight."]] |
| 899 | * ''Music/DoesHumorBelongInMusic'' |
| 900 | ** TrueArtIsAngsty. |
| 901 | ** What humor? |
| 902 | * [[Music/MichaelJackson Who's bad?]] |
| 903 | ** [[Film/MuppetsMostWanted Dominic Badguy?]] |
| 904 | *** [[VideoGame/GuiltyGear Sol Badguy?]] |
| 905 | ** I'm not just bad. I'm the BigBad. |
| 906 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I AM!!!]] |
| 907 | ** [[Series/DoctorWho Not now,]] [[TakeThat but it sure was back when]] ColinBaker was the Doctor. |
| 908 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhJGXzOE5fQ I'm not the bad guy, I'm just a bit surprising...]] |
| 909 | *** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Um, by my count, we're halfway through the movie and you've already committed murder, stalking, assault, breaking and entering, and evidence tampering. You are the one who knocks, bro.]] |
| 910 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheLorax2012 Bad? I'm not bad, I-I'm the good guy here! He just doesn't get it. Do you think I'm bad?]] |
| 911 | *** [[WesternAnimation/TheLorax2012 How ba-a-a-ad can I be, I'm just doin' what comes naturally.]] |
| 912 | ** [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.]] |
| 913 | *** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Apparently you weren't drawn at all — you just came to life and put thousands of animators out of work.]] |
| 914 | ** [[VideoGame/WarioLandSuperMarioLand3 Be the bad guy.]] |
| 915 | ** [[Film/ScotlandPA We're not bad people, Mac... just underachievers who have to make up for lost time.]] |
| 916 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TangledTheSeries I'm the bad guy, that's fine, it's no fault of mine and some justice at last will be served!]] |
| 917 | ** [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one who I'd rather be than me.]] |
| 918 | ** [[WesternAnimation/CareBears1980s I'm soooooooooooo BAD!]] |
| 919 | ** [[Memes/{{Naruto}} Tobi is a bad boy!]] |
| 920 | ** [[Film/{{Shame}} We aren't bad people. We just come from a bad place.]] |
| 921 | ** [[Music/BillieEilish I'm the bad guy... duh!]] |
| 922 | ** [[ComicBook/{{Doom}} I'm a bad man! How bad? Real bad! I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness!]] |
| 923 | ** [[Wrestling/DustyRhodes Brother, I am bad, and they know I'm bad.]] |
| 924 | ** [[Music/GeorgeThorogood I'm here to tell ya, honey, that I'm]] BadToTheBone. |
| 925 | ** [[Series/HorribleHistories I’m bad! So baddy! Of badness, I’m the daddy! Come on, I want to see a more evil bloke than me!]] |
| 926 | * [[Music/TheChemicalBrothers Who is dis doin' this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?]] |
| 927 | ** YourMom. |
| 928 | * [[Music/BackstreetBoys Tell me why, ain't nothing but a heartache? Tell me why, ain't nothing but a mistake?]] |
| 929 | ** LoveHurts |
| 930 | ** You're a teenager. You're not ready for adult romantic relationships yet. |
| 931 | ** [[ComicBook/FelixTheCat You were born! That was a mistake!]] |
| 932 | * [[Music/{{KISS}} I can't get enough of you, baby, can you get enough of me?]] |
| 933 | ** [[VideoGame/SoulcaliburII You again? I've had enough of you!]] |
| 934 | ** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist I've already heard J-Man Capitalist a few times, go fuck off!]] |
| 935 | *** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian How should we fuck off, O Lord?]] |
| 936 | ** [[VideoGame/BillieBustUp I've had enough of you, so time to be my puppet on a string! I've had enough of you! Oh, dance my little muppet plaything!]] |
| 937 | * [[Music/{{Radiohead}} I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here?]] |
| 938 | ** [[Music/TheLonelyIsland The Creep]] |
| 939 | ** [[TakeThat Yeah, 4chan is the place for creepy weirdos.]] |
| 940 | ** [[VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine You're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: a hero.]] |
| 941 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello]]. [[spoiler:[[BaitAndSwitchComment And goodbye! YOU'RE FIRED!]]]] |
| 942 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgKLqRDwScA Is that your boy's cologne?]] |
| 943 | ** It's YourMom's cologne. |
| 944 | * [[Music/TalkingHeads Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?]] |
| 945 | ** C'est "tueur psychopathe." |
| 946 | ** Irish whiskey, white creme de cacao, crème de banane, cocoa nib-infused Campari and a couple dashes of absinthe shaken with ice and served up in a Nick & Nora glass. |
| 947 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep?]] |
| 948 | ** And why the Channel 7 chopper chills me to my feet? |
| 949 | ** And what's this rash that comes and goes, can you tell me what it means? |
| 950 | ** I'll read you one very last page if you swear you'll Literature/GoTheFuckToSleep. |
| 951 | ** [[Theatre/{{Macbeth}} Because you killed Duncan.]] |
| 952 | ** [[Music/{{DESCENDENTS}} Thanks to modern chemistry, sleep is now optional.]] |
| 953 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub I, too, have insomnia, but unlike you, mine is not caused by depression.]] |
| 954 | ** [[Webcomic/SleeplessDomain A good night's sleep is the first step to kicking ass.]] |
| 955 | ** [[WesternAnimation/KillerBeanForever When I don't get enough sleep, I get irritable. And you don't want to make me -- [gunshot] ]] |
| 956 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd-oYM88niQ Who listens to the radio?]] |
| 957 | ** [[Music/{{Queen}} All we hear is... radio ga ga!]] |
| 958 | ** [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Anyone who wants to hear Johnny Guitar over and over.]] |
| 959 | *** [[Film/JohnnyGuitar THEEEEEERE WAS NEVER A MAAAAAAAAAAAN LIKE MY JOHNNYYYYYY.]] |
| 960 | * [[Music/BillyJoel What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?]] |
| 961 | *** [[RummageSaleReject You mean aside from looking like a thrift store exploded on you?]] |
| 962 | ** What's the matter with the car I'm driving? |
| 963 | *** [[TheAllegedCar That's a car? It looks like a rusty tin can on a roller skate.]] |
| 964 | ** What's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing? |
| 965 | *** MesACrowd. |
| 966 | ** [[VideoGame/SNKVsCapcomSVCChaos Do you object to my fashion sense? Doesn't it suit me?]] |
| 967 | ** [[WebComic/FinalFantasyVIITheSevening You don't like it? But business has nearly doubled!]] |
| 968 | ** [[ComicBook/BlueBeetle He has a point. A belly shirt is hardly a uniform.]] |
| 969 | ** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV It affords little protection, but it does provide mobility — and it's fashionable!]] |
| 970 | ** [[VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift Who goes out dressed like that?! How do you live, knowing you're one strong breeze or sudden cough away from a massive wardrobe malfunction?!]] |
| 971 | ** [[VideoGame/BravelyDefault Are you sure this is clothing?]] |
| 972 | ** [[VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm Ever had that nightmare where you are at work in your underwear? That's me. Everyday.]] |
| 973 | ** [[VideoGame/FallenLondon Rarely has the costume bill for so many dancers been so low.]] |
| 974 | ** [[WebVideo/FreemansMind That's the kind of armor a male stripper would wear. Are we being invaded by strippers?]] |
| 975 | ** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 I don't hear my fans complaining.]] |
| 976 | ** Your clothes don't matter. [[Film/TheTerminator Give them to me, now.]] |
| 977 | ** [[VideoGame/TheIncredibleEroticAdventuresOfStiffyMakane Your clothes are outdated and ugly. (Someone had to tell you!)]] |
| 978 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Hey! You sayin' my clothes are clownlike? Oh God, I feel so insecure! Please be my friend!]] |
| 979 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...HIS MERCHANDISE!]] |
| 980 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends You look like you're gonna tell your friend not to go to school tomorrow.]] |
| 981 | * [[Music/VillagePeople Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science technology?]] |
| 982 | ** Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true, on the land or on the sea? |
| 983 | ** Where can you learn to fly planes, or to skin dive, study oceanography? |
| 984 | ** Sign up for the big band, or sit in the grandstand when your team and others meet? |
| 985 | * [[Music/TinaTurner What's love got to do, got to do with it?]] |
| 986 | ** What's love but a second hand emotion? |
| 987 | ** Who needs a heart, when a heart can be broken? |
| 988 | ** AllLoveIsUnrequited. |
| 989 | * [[Music/TheBeatles All the lonely people, where do they all come from?]] |
| 990 | ** All the lonely people, where do they all belong? |
| 991 | ** Men are from Mars and women are from Venus, so... probably a space station? |
| 992 | * [[Music/BloodhoundGang YO, YO, YO, YO, YO!!! WHAT IT IS, MOTHERFUCKERS?!]] |
| 993 | ** [[Music/BloodhoundGang Aw shit, here comes]] VideoGame/PacMan! |
| 994 | * [[Music/BloodhoundGang Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?]] |
| 995 | ** I hate pickles. |
| 996 | ** [[WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow Snap a pickle, not your wrist!]] |
| 997 | *** [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Good night, everybody!]] |
| 998 | * [[Music/BowlingForSoup With friends like you, who needs friends?]] |
| 999 | ** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations Do not make friends, no friends.]] |
| 1000 | * [[Creator/BoBurnham Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?]] |
| 1001 | ** Me neither. |
| 1002 | ** [[Series/LazyTown WOULD YOU LIKE TO?]] |
| 1003 | * [[Music/{{ABBA}} Can you hear the drums, Fernando?]] |
| 1004 | ** [[Music/{{Coldplay}} Shattered windows and the sound of drums, People couldn't believe what I'd become]] |
| 1005 | ** [[Literature/TheFellowshipOfTheRing We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.]] |
| 1006 | * [[Music/JoanOsborne What if god was one of us?]] |
| 1007 | ** [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife This site would ruin his life, too.]] |
| 1008 | ** [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 If someone ever asks if you're a god, you say YES!]] |
| 1009 | ** [[Film/{{Matilda}} In this classroom, in this school... I AM GOD!]] |
| 1010 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s90dZHBgsE Are you old enough?]] |
| 1011 | ** [[Creator/TSEliot I grow old … I grow old … I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.]] |
| 1012 | ** [[Film/LethalWeapon I'm too old for this shit.]] |
| 1013 | ** [[Film/LethalWeapon3 I'm getting too old for this shit.]] |
| 1014 | ** [[Film/LethalWeapon4 We're not too old for this shit...we're not too old for this shit...]] |
| 1015 | ** Never too old. |
| 1016 | ** [[VIdeoGame/MortalKombat11 A man's never too old to learn.]] |
| 1017 | * [[Music/{{Tiamat}} If I go will you follow me through the cracks and hollows?]] |
| 1018 | ** [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.]] |
| 1019 | ** [[Literature/BookOfRuth Whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God.]] |
| 1020 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Jet, I vill follow you anyvhere. Just tell me where to go.]] |
| 1021 | * Who's Music/SouljaBoy, and [[https://youtu.be/8UFIYGkROII what the heck is that dance]]? |
| 1022 | ** Soulja Boy? Never heard of him. And that dance you're watching...they are dancing so that rain can [[Manga/JOjosBizarreAdventureGOldenwind never reach the truth]]. |
| 1023 | * [[Music/{{LMFAO}} Who made "Party Rock Anthem"?]]\ |
| 1024 | ...\ |
| 1025 | [[WhosOnFirst What's so funny?]] |
| 1026 | ** [[Film/AustinPowers Why don't you just call it 'operation ass-cream', you ass.]] |
| 1027 | ** [[Theatre/CityofAngels Funny?\ |
| 1028 | How'd I fail to see this little bedtime tale was funny?\ |
| 1029 | I could cry to think of all the irony I've missed.]] |
| 1030 | ** [[Theatre/TheBoysInTheBand Life. Life's a goddamn laugh riot.]] |
| 1031 | ** [[Videogame/MortalKombat11 "Funny" ain't the word for it.]] |
| 1032 | * [[Music/{{Prince}} How can you just leave me standing/Alone in a world that's so cold?]] |
| 1033 | ** Like this. ''[walks away]'' |
| 1034 | ** [[Film/CoolRunnings What's the matter, you guys cold? It's not so much the, uh, heat, it's the humidity that'll kill ya.]] |
| 1035 | ** [[Music/StaticX We kiss the stars\ |
| 1036 | We writhe, we are\ |
| 1037 | Your name, desire\ |
| 1038 | Your flesh, we are\ |
| 1039 | Cold we're so cold, we are so\ |
| 1040 | Cold we're so cold\ |
| 1041 | Cold we're so cold, we are so\ |
| 1042 | Cold we're so cold]] |
| 1043 | * [[Music/{{Eminem}} Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?]] |
| 1044 | ** [[Series/ToTellTheTruth The real one was #3?? Darn, I was so sure it was #1.]] |
| 1045 | * [[Creator/JakePaul Hold on, hold on, hold on, can we switch the language?]] |
| 1046 | ** Well, all right. Beth am y Gymraeg? |
| 1047 | ** NoDubForYou. |
| 1048 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ Howdy, angel! Where did you hide your wings?]] |
| 1049 | ** Who says I'm am angel? |
| 1050 | * [[Music/MyChemicalRomance Can you stake my heart? Can you stake my heart? Can you stake me before the sun goes down?]] |
| 1051 | ** If you're a vampire, the sunlight will kill you anyway. |
| 1052 | ** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 Pshh... Steaks?! You can't slay a vampire with a slab of meat!]] |
| 1053 | ** [[FanFic/MyImmortal I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed!]] |
| 1054 | ** [[VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines A stake? Only if it catches you in the heart, and then it just paralyzes you.]] |
| 1055 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Will these even work without]] [[FunWithHomophones steak sauce?]] |
| 1056 | * [[Music/QAreWeNotMenAWeAreDevo Are We Not Men?]] |
| 1057 | ** [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings I am no man!]] |
| 1058 | ** [[Film/RobinHoodMenInTights We're men! We're men in tights! We roam around the forest looking for fights!]] |
| 1059 | ** [[Theatre/TheRingOfTheNibelung THAT'S NOT A MAN!]] |
| 1060 | ** [[ComicBook/{{DOOM}} Who's a man and a half? I'm a man and a half!]] |
| 1061 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} Can anybody find me somebody to love?]] |
| 1062 | ** [[Manga/RanmaOneHalf If you want a girl who would rather kill you than kiss you, you can have her!]] |
| 1063 | ** [[VideoGame/Dota2 I respect you all regardless of the outcome. But I can't love you. Not after last time…]] |
| 1064 | ** [[Creator/MoBrosStudios Fried chicken tramp! You want to be your mother's lover? In earnest?]] |
| 1065 | ** [[Film/SavingSilverman There is no right woman for you, Wayne. And my guess is, if there ever was you've already met her and she's either killed herself or become a lesbian.]] |
| 1066 | ** [[VideoGame/ChaosWars I don't really want your twisted love. I really don't.]] |
| 1067 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?]] |
| 1068 | ** [[Videogame/DanceDanceRevolution Don't like a Tango, Dancin your fandango tonight, Baby, Aye-ee-aye-ee-aye-ee-aye...]] |
| 1069 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?]] |
| 1070 | ** [[Film/Titanic1997 I'll never let go, Jack.]] |
| 1071 | *** [[ImmediateSelfContradiction *Lets go*]] |
| 1072 | ** [[Film/TheDarkKnight Very poor choice of words.]] [[UnhandThemVillain (Lets go)]] |
| 1073 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?]] |
| 1074 | ** So you think you can love me and leave me to die? |
| 1075 | *** [[WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries Did you really think I would let you die alone, Xavier?]] |
| 1076 | *** [[Music/{{Fun}} Who the fuck wants to die alone all dried up in the desert sun?!]] |
| 1077 | * [[Music/NinjaSexParty Danny, don't you know that you are hot as fuck on the inside?]] |
| 1078 | ** [[Series/IronFist2017 I am the Iron Fist. Protector of K'un-Lun. Sworn enemy of the Hand.]] |
| 1079 | *** [[WebVideo/LawOfCinema Yeah. No shit.]] |
| 1080 | ** [[Film/TheButterflyEffect I guess charisma and eyeliner go a long way.]] |
| 1081 | * [[Music/LionelRichie Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?]] |
| 1082 | ** Neither. |
| 1083 | * [[Music/{{U2}} How long? How long must we sing this song?]] |
| 1084 | ** [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 The first person to stop shall be executed.]] |
| 1085 | ** [[WebVideo/FreemansMind Okay, come on, sing and I won't kill you! Those of you that are left, I mean.]] |
| 1086 | ** Four minutes and forty seconds. |
| 1087 | ** [[WebVideo/FriendshipIsWitchcraft Twilight, please make this song end, we're a bunch of floating heads!]] |
| 1088 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanMaskOfThePhantasm I hate that song.]] |
| 1089 | * [[Music/LynyrdSkynyrd Now, Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? (Tell the truth!)]] |
| 1090 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} Take the straight and narrow path and if you start to slide, Give a little whistle! Give a little whistle! And always let your conscience be your guide.]] |
| 1091 | * [[Music/OingoBoingo It's a dead man's party. Who could ask for more?]] |
| 1092 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 You'll sing of pain for me.]] |
| 1093 | * [[Music/ShaniaTwain Okay, so you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much, 'cause you've got the brains but have you got the touch?]] |
| 1094 | ** Okay, so you're Brad Pitt. That don't impress me much, 'cause you've got the looks but have you got the touch? |
| 1095 | ** Okay, so you've got a car. That don't impress me much, 'cause you've got the moves but have you got the touch? |
| 1096 | *** If he had a semi-trailer, he might have [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie The Touch]]. |
| 1097 | ** So what, do you think you're Elvis or something? |
| 1098 | *** [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas People used to come here to learn about him. To dress like him, move like him. To be him. If that's not worship, I don't know what is.]] |
| 1099 | ** You're Tarzan? |
| 1100 | *** [[Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle Me new George. Studio too cheap to hire Brendan Fraser.]] |
| 1101 | ** Captain Kirk, maybe? |
| 1102 | *** [[Music/{{Nena}} Everyone's a Captain Kirk!]] |
| 1103 | * [[Music/FineYoungCannibals Good Thing, where have you gone?]] |
| 1104 | ** [[Anime/PopTeamEpic At the station.]] |
| 1105 | ** [[Website/TheEditingRoom Wait let me try one. Okay, so this guy was chained up... chains are often used for construction work... the fourth cardinal is at a construction site!]] |
| 1106 | * [[Music/{{ACDC}} What do you do for money, honey?]] |
| 1107 | ** [[Literature/ThroughTheLookingGlass I look for butterflies that sleep among the wheat: I make them into mutton-pies, and sell them in the street. I sell them unto men who sail on stormy seas; and that's the way I get my bread--A trifle, if you please.]] |
| 1108 | ** [[Literature/ThroughTheLookingGlass I go my ways, and when I find a mountain-rill, I set it in a blaze; and thence they make a stuff they call Rowland's Mascar-Oil--Yet two-pence-halfpenny is all they give me for my toil.]] |
| 1109 | ** [[Literature/ThroughTheLookingGlass I hunt for haddock's eyes among the heather bright, and work them into waistcoat-buttons in the silent night. And these I do not sell for gold ord coin of silvery shine, but for a copper halfpenny, and that will purchase nine. I sometimes dig for buttered rolls, or set limed twigs for crabs: I sometimes search the grassy knolls for wheels of Hansome-cabs. And that's the way by which I get my wealth--and very gladly will I drink Your Honour's noble health.]] |
| 1110 | ** [[Film/AmericanBeauty My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and at least once a day retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off, while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.]] |
| 1111 | ** [[Anime/StreetFighterIITheAnimatedMovie My hobby is to slowly peel the skins off the rabbits I catch- especially cute little bunnies like you! And my friend here is thirsty for]] ''[[Anime/StreetFighterIITheAnimatedMovie blood.]]'' |
| 1112 | *** [[VideoGame/FridayNightFunkin Your skin is freezing, here, let me help you take it off.]] |
| 1113 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} I've been going through our records and it seems that we've been paying you to do nothing but loaf about on the couch.]] |
| 1114 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ I'm working for an hourly wage. I went to high school, didn't do great.]] |
| 1115 | ** [[Theatre/ARaisinInTheSun Can't you give people a Christian greeting before you start asking about money?]] |
| 1116 | * [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic How come you're always such a fussy young man? / Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran / Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?]] |
| 1117 | ** [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Let them die, and decrease the surplus population!]] |
| 1118 | *** What if ''[[OriginalPositionFallacy you]]'' are the surplus population? |
| 1119 | * [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Well, I'm yelling, and we're playing, but I don't know what I'm saying, what's the message I'm conveying? Can you tell me what I'm saying?]] |
| 1120 | ** [[Music/BadLipReading I think I mentioned that when I finally speak, I won't tell you anything at all.]] |
| 1121 | * [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic The council was impressed, of course -- could he bring balance to the Force?]] |
| 1122 | ** [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi From a certain point of view.]] |
| 1123 | * [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic I sued Ben Affleck... Aw, do I even need a reason?]] |
| 1124 | * [[Music/JohnLennon So this is Christmas, and what have you done?]] |
| 1125 | ** [[Film/DieHard Dropped Hans Gruber off the Nakatomi Plaza.]] |
| 1126 | ** [[Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaAs Blown up a planet-destroying Eldritch Abomination, with the help of my friends.]] |
| 1127 | ** [[Music/BadLipReading I've been eating jelly beans for hours!]] |
| 1128 | ** [[Film/Gremlins1984 Created an army of mischievous Gremlins because I accidentally fed my pet Mogwai after midnight.]] |
| 1129 | * [[Music/MelissaEtheridge Baby, tell me does she love you like the way I love you? Does she stimulate you, attract and captivate you? Tell me does she miss you, existing just to kiss you, Like the way I do?]] |
| 1130 | ** Tell me, does she want you, infatuate and haunt you? Does she know just how to shock you, electrify and rock you? Does she inject you, seduce you and affect you, like the way I do? |
| 1131 | *** Yes, she knows how to shock me. And electrify me. |
| 1132 | --> [[Manga/Evangelion303 It involves electricity... and testicles.]] |
| 1133 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?]] |
| 1134 | ** IWasBornReady. |
| 1135 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX So it doesn't bother you that your shoe's untied?]] |
| 1136 | ** Are you happy? Are you satisfied? How long can you stand the heat? |
| 1137 | *** [[WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog I hope you're satisfied... but if you ain't, don't blame me. You can blame my friends on the other side!]] |
| 1138 | ** [[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare He is a man who is ready for anything...]] ''[[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare Almost]]'' [[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare anything. Hmhmhmhahaha!]] |
| 1139 | * [[Music/CarlySimon You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you, don't you? Don't you?]] |
| 1140 | ** ItsAllAboutMe. |
| 1141 | *** [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove And this perfect world will spin, about his every little whim, because this perfect world begins and ends with...]] '''[[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove ME! BOOM, BABY!]]''' |
| 1142 | ** [[WebComic/FinalFantasyVIITheSevening Actually, it does. I'm the main character.]] |
| 1143 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Untwist your panties, older me! I'm a star!]] |
| 1144 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewSchool Hey, I might have a high opinion of myself and a low opinion of everyone else, but that doesn't make me arrogant.]] |
| 1145 | ** [[Series/TwoAndAHalfMen The story was about]] ''[[Series/TwoAndAHalfMen me]]''[[Series/TwoAndAHalfMen . God, you're such a narcissist!]] |
| 1146 | ** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Here I am, working hard to take over the world so that all mankind will worship the glory of me, and you're just thinking about yourself.]] |
| 1147 | ** [[Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers I'm doing it all for me! Me!]] |
| 1148 | ** [[WesternAnimation/AmericanDad Francine, how can you be so selfish? I'm doing this for ME!]] |
| 1149 | ** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist I'M THE TALENT! ME! NOT THE ENGINEER! ME!]] |
| 1150 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel You're not so good at hiding the fact that you don't like me. And if you wanna fight me, you can come and find me any day. Though I'm not the type to ever throw a fist over things like this, I'd really like the chance to speak my goddamn mind.]] |
| 1151 | ** [[Music/GoodKid Well, I remember when you said that you hate everything I do. You didn't have a reason then, wish I'd given one to you.]] |
| 1152 | ** [[VideoGame/BestOfThree It has everything to do with me, if you're going to act as though I am the source of every insecurity you have about your writing or your emotional life. It's not fair to anyone.]] |
| 1153 | * [[Music/{{AM}} Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?]] |
| 1154 | ** WeaknessTurnsHerOn. |
| 1155 | * [[Music/TheSmiths How Soon Is Now?]] |
| 1156 | ** Immediately within 1 picosecond. |
| 1157 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSGtg26-TpU If you leave me, can I come too?]] |
| 1158 | ** [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.]] |
| 1159 | ** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged Quit following me, dumbass! Uh, I mean, ribbit, ribbit.]] |
| 1160 | ** [[Music/{{Europe}} We're leavin' together, but still it's farewell.]] |
| 1161 | * [[Music/SirMixALot Who understands those rap guys?]] |
| 1162 | ** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas I love rap. I think. I mean, singing songs about yourself. That's awesome!]] |
| 1163 | * [[Music/{{Magic}} Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?]] |
| 1164 | ** [[Film/TheGuard I'm Irish. Racism is part of my culture.]] |
| 1165 | ** [[Film/BatmanReturns I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING! I AM AN ANIMAL! COLD-BLOODED!]] |
| 1166 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy But]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy they]]'' [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy don't understand. All they can think of is HATE,]] '''[[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy HATE,]]''' '''''[[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy HAAAAAAAAAATE!]]''''' |
| 1167 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Compassion is for]] ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 fools!]]'' |
| 1168 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3 That's a lie! I don't need a potion to be nice, and I'll pound anyone who says I do into mush!]] |
| 1169 | ** [[Literature/TheBookThief Please, trust me. I most definitely can be cheerful. I can be amiable. Agreeable. Affable. Just don't ask me to be nice. Nice has nothing to do with me.]] |
| 1170 | ** [[Series/TrueBlood Ah ahym not hyuhman, Sookeh. Ah ayhm vhaympire.]] |
| 1171 | ** [[VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay Either bring me back me missing cogs, or F*** OFF!]] |
| 1172 | ** [[Music/EnriqueIglesias Please excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm]] '''''[[Music/EnriqueIglesias fucking]]''''' [[Music/EnriqueIglesias you!]] |
| 1173 | ** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries Because douche!]] |
| 1174 | ** [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises They know! They just don't care!]] |
| 1175 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I don't bow, curtsy, or give a shit!]] |
| 1176 | ** [[Literature/CaptainUnderpants So what? We’re the bad guys!!!]] |
| 1177 | ** [[Manga/SgtFrog Sure, I yell at you, and threaten you, and say mean things about your mom, but that’s just ‘cause I’m trying to build your character and make you a better soldier than the annoying suck-up you are.]] |
| 1178 | ** Human? You? You're just a monster with no love for even your girl. |
| 1179 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents I'm not just mean, I'm funny!]] |
| 1180 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents And when has being polite ever mattered to me?]] |
| 1181 | ** [[Webcomic/BugMartini Hmmm... I'm not very polite, that's for sure.]] |
| 1182 | * [[Music/PussycatDolls Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?]] |
| 1183 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} I couldn't care less what she'd wear or what she looks like. It all depends on what she cooks like. Beef, pork, chicken, mmmmm.]] |
| 1184 | * [[Music/DieAntwoord Xha! Boy what's your number? Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?]] |
| 1185 | ** [[JennysNumber 867-5309]]. |
| 1186 | *** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Oh! Well that was nice and helpful of- Hey, wait a minute!]] |
| 1187 | ** [[FiveFiveFive 555]]-[[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 TASK]] |
| 1188 | ** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy 111-1111. Lois? Damn. 111-1112. Lois? Damn. 111-1113...]] |
| 1189 | ** [[Series/ThePrisoner1967 I am not a number, I am a free man!]] |
| 1190 | ** [[VideoGame/MonkeyIsland 1-800-STAR-WARS]]. |
| 1191 | ** 1-800-273-8255. |
| 1192 | *** [[Music/{{Logic}} Who can relate? Woo!]] |
| 1193 | ** [[Film/TheSantaClause 1-800-SPANK-ME? I know that number.]] |
| 1194 | ** [[WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights 1-555-BOOBIES]]. |
| 1195 | * [[Music/FleetwoodMac Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night, and wouldn't you love to love her? Takes to the skies like a bird in flight, and who will be her lover?]] |
| 1196 | ** [[Literature/{{Mabinogion}} Pwyll, Prince of Dyfed]] |
| 1197 | * [[Music/YaBoyJDub Do she got a booty?]] |
| 1198 | ** [[Music/BadLipReading Her booty (was) flat, flat, flat.]] |
| 1199 | ** [[Film/{{Heat}} She's got a...]] ''[[Film/{{Heat}} GREAT ASS!!]]'' [[Film/{{Heat}} And you got your head]] ''[[Film/{{Heat}} ALL THE WAY UP IT!]]'' |
| 1200 | ** [[Film/VampireInBrooklyn Evil is good and ass is good! And if you get you an evil piece of ass, WHEW!]] |
| 1201 | ** [[Music/JasonDerulo Is it weird that your ass reminds me of a Kanye West song?]] |
| 1202 | ** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedDogface701 I'm not gay, but that Light Yagami is one fine piece of ass.]] |
| 1203 | ** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Well, she's got that fucking butt, dude, that butt doesn't quit!]] |
| 1204 | ** [[VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIVApocalypse What a Magnificent ass.]] |
| 1205 | ** [[Creator/LuluLuvscats It was a nice idea, butt...]] |
| 1206 | ** [[Creator/DaThings1 There's a lump on her rump big enough to]] '''''[[Creator/DaThings1 HUMP!]]''''' |
| 1207 | * [[Music/{{Beck|Musician}} I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?]] |
| 1208 | ** [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken No... no, you'll live with it.]] |
| 1209 | ** [[Series/{{Heroes}} I should kill you right now! I'd be a bona fide hero!]] |
| 1210 | ** [[WesternAnimation/ToddMcFarlanesSpawn No. I'm going to let you live, longer than you like.]] |
| 1211 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons I ain't gonna kill ya! That'd be cowardly!]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Monty Burns]]'' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons cowardly! I'm just gonna watch you]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons squirm]]''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons ...]] |
| 1212 | ** ''[[Film/CoolRunnings You!]]'' [[Film/CoolRunnings I'll KILL you!]] |
| 1213 | ** [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises You don't fear death. You welcome it. Your punishment must be more]] ''[[Film/TheDarkKnightRises severe.]]'' |
| 1214 | ** [[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock Fine, I'll kill you later.]] |
| 1215 | ** [[Manga/KimbaTheWhiteLion He's lost all of his power, and for him that's the worst punishment!]] |
| 1216 | ** [[Film/ThePrincessBride I want him to live a long life alone with his cowardice.]] |
| 1217 | ** [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me. As you left her. Marooned for all eternity, in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... Buried alive...]] |
| 1218 | ** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV Niko, come on, let's go. Let him suffer... he knows what he did. He doesn't look like he enjoys life too much.]] |
| 1219 | ** [[Anime/DragonBallZKai Heh. Now you know what failure feels like. See, I don't need to keep fighting you because I've already won. So go crawl off someplace and hide; I don't really care.]] |
| 1220 | ** [[WesternAnimation/HotWheelsBattleForce5 And let you go out a hero? I think not. I'd rather you spend the rest of your life in SHAME!]] |
| 1221 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated That would be the easy way out, Megatron. You don't deserve it.]] |
| 1222 | ** [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine I should make you pull the trigger. But that would make us no better than you. Throw the gun away. Turn around. Walk until your feet bleed. And then keep walking.]] |
| 1223 | ** [[WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick Well, damn. I was gonna just kill you, but now I think it might be more evil to let you stew on that for a while.]] |
| 1224 | ** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Later.]] |
| 1225 | ** [[AC:[[VideoGame/Portal2 Crushing's too good for him. First, he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two, cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then ten years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. Then I'll kill him.]]]] |
| 1226 | ** [[VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOpsII The dead don't suffer. That's why you and I are still here.]] |
| 1227 | ** [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya'... I'm just gonna hurt ya'... really... really... bad.]] |
| 1228 | ** [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar The living are not done with you yet.]] |
| 1229 | ** [[VideoGame/Persona5 If his mind shuts down, he can't admit his crimes.]] |
| 1230 | ** [[Music/WhitechapelBand Don't fuck up the process; it won't be much longer until you die.\ |
| 1231 | Just let me have my fun, and then I'll let you die in peace.\ |
| 1232 | Oh wait, I lied, false hope is my new trend.\ |
| 1233 | Disgusting, I know, but that's the general idea of me.]] |
| 1234 | ** [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Here it comes! Get ready to DIE!]] |
| 1235 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I would rather save you.]] |
| 1236 | ** [[AC:[[VideoGame/PokerNight2 Please don't shoot him. I find his pain somewhat comforting.]]]] |
| 1237 | ** [[Series/CriminalMinds How does that feel? SHUT UP! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!]] |
| 1238 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Hmm, you’re gonna have to beg a little bit harder than that, motherfucker!]] |
| 1239 | ** [[VideoGame/Tekken5 Don't worry, I won't kill you here. I'm going to take my time and let you savor your death.]] |
| 1240 | * [[Music/{{Oasis}} What's the story, morning glory?]] |
| 1241 | ** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable This is the story of a man named Stanley.]] |
| 1242 | ** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable This is a very sad story about the death of a man named Stanley.]] |
| 1243 | ** [[VideoGame/Dota2 This is the story of your ancient being torn to pieces right this very moment.]] |
| 1244 | ** [[VideoGame/Dota2 Did I ever tell you about the time your ancient was under attack? Probably not, because it's happening literally as I say this.]] |
| 1245 | ** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable This is the story of a Video Game called 'The Stanley Parable'.]] |
| 1246 | ** This is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world. |
| 1247 | ** [[Series/TheBradyBunch Here's the story of a lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely girls]] |
| 1248 | ** [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.]] |
| 1249 | ** [[Series/DoctorWho We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one eh?]] |
| 1250 | ** [[Theatre/{{Passion}} Just another love story.]] |
| 1251 | ** [[Literature/TheBookThief It's just a small story really, about, among other things:\ |
| 1252 | * A girl\ |
| 1253 | * Some words\ |
| 1254 | * An accordionist\ |
| 1255 | * Some fanatical Germans\ |
| 1256 | * A Jewish fist fighter\ |
| 1257 | * And quite a lot of thievery\ |
| 1258 | I saw the book thief three times.]] |
| 1259 | ** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother.]] |
| 1260 | ** [[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E5StoryForSteven This is the story of how your father met your mother. Now including Marty.]] |
| 1261 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney It is a tale, a tale of a man... and a monster...]] |
| 1262 | ** [[WebComic/{{Oglaf}} There's no real moral to this story. Or even a story, to be honest. There is a lot of fucking, though. Perhaps that's enough.]] |
| 1263 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Well, your story is VERY compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean, Simpson...]] |
| 1264 | ** [[WebVideo/AlternateRealityDBZ You know the story, I'm not gonna tell it to you.]] |
| 1265 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Once upon a time, I beat Shinnok!]] |
| 1266 | ** [[Website/TheEditingRoom Once upon a time there was a rose of immortality surrounded by poison thorns and The End.]] |
| 1267 | ** [[Website/TheEditingRoom Once upon a time, the great Demigod of the Wind and Sky, Shapeshifter, Hero of Men, People’s Champion, and 10-time WWE titleholder Dwayne Johnson got bored and decided to steal an Infinity Stone from the Earth Mother. Unfortunately, this was stupid. A lava monster happened, and now we’re all going to die.]] |
| 1268 | ** [[VideoGame/PersonaQ2NewCinemaLabyrinth The storyline is yours for the making!]] |
| 1269 | ** [[Music/GoodKid I'm writing a screenplay. But it's not about you or what we were, it's about a new girl, you've never met her. She's just got your name, and she looks exactly the same.]] |
| 1270 | ** [[Webcomic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield I once killed 3 little birds. Let me tell you the story.]] |
| 1271 | ** [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment It's the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.]] |
| 1272 | ** [[Theatre/ByeByeBirdie Have you heard about Hugo and Kim? Did they really get pinned?]] |
| 1273 | ** [[WebVideo/{{Krugston}} Episode one is gonna be all about how I brush my teeth in the morning, while episode two shows my daily commute to work! Haha, it's gonna be a banger!]] |
| 1274 | * [[Music/FourNonBlondes I said 'Hey, what's going on?']] |
| 1275 | ** [[VideoGame/MarvelHeroes For those of you who just skipped that, we're going to Disneyland to find Mister Silly-String! Well, close enough.]] |
| 1276 | ** [[WebComic/BobAndGeorge George and Chadling have apparently merged, Mynd is there and missing his arms and legs, Proto Man is stuck in a block of cheese, Nate is spread all over everything in a fine mist, and they're all standing on a pile of ninjas.]] |
| 1277 | ** [[Series/LegendsOfTomorrow To cut a long story short, Gary nip-notized everyone.]] |
| 1278 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub To make a long fucking story short, I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass.]] |
| 1279 | ** How about you ReadTheFreakingManual? |
| 1280 | ** [[MindScrew Absolutely]] no [[KudzuPlot clue]]. |
| 1281 | ** [[Music/GoodKid I don't know what's ahead or what the ending will bring. I just need to take a minute and then try again to take out the king.]] |
| 1282 | ** [[Music/{{REM}} It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.]] |
| 1283 | ** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Well, both the Saiyans are down, one of the bald guys is getting choked out and the other one is quacking.]] |
| 1284 | * [[Music/BlackSabbath Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?]] |
| 1285 | ** Can he walk at all? Or if he moves will he fall? |
| 1286 | ** Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? |
| 1287 | *** [[Music/IronMaiden Alive but dead]], [[VideoGame/ThunderForce it fears nothing and decimates all.]] |
| 1288 | *** [[AC:[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub What planet am I on? What's today? My brain cell destroyed. My wig is gone!]]]] |
| 1289 | *** [[Theatre/KeatingTheMusical He's like a lizard on a rock -- alive, but looking dead!]] |
| 1290 | ** We'll just pass him there. [[TemptingFate Why should we even care?!]] |
| 1291 | *** [[AC:[[VideoGame/PokerNight2 Well, that was a clever move that won't come back to bite you in your ample posterior.]]]] |
| 1292 | ** [[Series/BykerGrove e's BLIND, man! He cannae SEE!]] |
| 1293 | ** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries Oh my god! He's so white! I'm going blind!]] |
| 1294 | ** [[VideoGame/PersonaQ2NewCinemaLabyrinth It's not like you were blind, but something had you fleeing.]] |
| 1295 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents I'm blinded! Intermittently!]] |
| 1296 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents I can see! I CAN FIGHT!]] |
| 1297 | * [[Music/TheLonelyIsland Who Said We're Wack?]] |
| 1298 | ** How could the devil turn the blue sky black? |
| 1299 | ** How many babies born won't ever reach their dreams? |
| 1300 | ** [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And how could a person call another person wack?]] |
| 1301 | * [[Music/DieAntwoord Yo-Landi, can I come visit?]] |
| 1302 | ** [[Film/TheTerminator Fuck you, asshole.]] |
| 1303 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Do I look like I came to bargain?]] |
| 1304 | ** [[Film/CasinoRoyale2006 Do I look like I give a damn?]] |
| 1305 | * [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?]] |
| 1306 | ** Take it to a disposal site. I'm not going to keep so much junk in my car forever, you know. |
| 1307 | * [[Music/TheLonelyIsland Why does everyone make fun of my pants?]] |
| 1308 | ** [[WebComic/DMOfTheRings I haven't brought them up the entire campaign. I must have left them in Riverdale!]] |
| 1309 | ** [[Westernanimation/{{Animaniacs}} I'm not wearing pants!]] |
| 1310 | * [[Music/{{Supertramp}} What would you say if they were calling you a radical? A liberal? Oh, fanatical, criminal?]] |
| 1311 | ** I'd pretty much expect it from Fox News. |
| 1312 | * [[Music/ChristinaPerri Who do you think you are, running 'round leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts, and tearing love apart]]? |
| 1313 | ** [[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder What are you dense? Or retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?]] |
| 1314 | *** I'm the goddamn {{Franchise/Batman}}! |
| 1315 | * [[Music/SaraBareilles Let me ask a question to the present day - how the hell did Eve wind up with all the damn blame?]] |
| 1316 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTimeVTheMysteriousIsland Because... well, uh... Because I have to blame somebody, don't I?]] |
| 1317 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut We must blame them, and cause a fuss, before somebody thinks of blaming us!]] |
| 1318 | ** [[Film/{{Chinatown}} I don't blame myself. See, Mr. Gitts, most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and the right place, they're capable of...anything.]] |
| 1319 | ** [[Series/TheYoungOnes Blame whoever rang the front doorbell, 'cuz they obviously triggered off the bomb I set up!]] |
| 1320 | ** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Somehow, this is]] '''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries your]]''' [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries fault!]] |
| 1321 | ** [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar It is a poor shepherd who blames his flock, Apostle.]] |
| 1322 | ** [[VideoGame/LifeIsStrange I gotta blame somebody, otherwise it's all my fault. Fuck that.]] |
| 1323 | ** '''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Shut up!]]''' [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog I'm the boss, I can blame whoever I want!]] |
| 1324 | ** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Oh, I see! Oh, oh! It was no one's fault. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Well, then, problem solved. Oh, wait no. There's still another human in here!]] |
| 1325 | ** [[Theatre/AllMySons There are certain men in the world who rather see everybody hung before they'll take blame.]] |
| 1326 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney It's not my fault, if in God's plan,\ |
| 1327 | He made the Devil so much stronger than a man!]] |
| 1328 | ** [[WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017 It was all a setup. That hack put]] ''[[WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017 my fan]]'' [[WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017 in danger to steal the glory and]] ''[[WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017 humiliate]]'' [[WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017 me!]] |
| 1329 | ** [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife First rule of leadership:]] ''[[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife Everything]]'' [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife is your fault.]] |
| 1330 | *** [[VideoGame/DeadRising Yeah... well I don't think they had zombie infested malls in mind when they wrote those regulations, kid.]] |
| 1331 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?]] |
| 1332 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I "come" from Kronika's Keep.]] |
| 1333 | ** [[VideoGame/CrisisCore Me? Gongaga.]] |
| 1334 | * [[Music/VillagePeople Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be?]] |
| 1335 | ** [[Music/{{Ramones}} I wanna be sedated]] |
| 1336 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Caesar}} I want to be a lion tamer!]] |
| 1337 | *** [[Theatre/ARaisinInTheSun A what? Man, that ain't nothin' to want to be!]] |
| 1338 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant Superman...]] |
| 1339 | ** '''[[Film/Halloween2007 I'M NOT LISTENING! *SCREECHES LOUDLY*]]''' |
| 1340 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks Nigga, did I just catch you wantin' to be shit?!]] |
| 1341 | ** VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy |
| 1342 | ** [[Theatre/ARaisinInTheSun A bus driver.]] |
| 1343 | * [[Literature/TheFourGospels Mary, did you know that your baby boy would one day walk on water?]] |
| 1344 | ** Why? |
| 1345 | * [[ChristmasSongs What child is this who laid to rest on Mary's lap is sleeping?]] |
| 1346 | ** What child is this who ''[[GrammarNazi is resting]]'' in Mary's lap? |
| 1347 | *** [[Website/{{Uncyclopedia}} Most tropers also appear to be unaware of the existence of what are called Discussion Pages.]] |
| 1348 | * [[Creator/AnnaKendrick And I sure would like some sweet company, and I'm leaving tomorrow, what do you say?]] |
| 1349 | ** [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.]] |
| 1350 | * [[Creator/RobertBurns Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?]] |
| 1351 | ** [[BluntYes Yes]]. |
| 1352 | ** [[Film/TheLastJedi Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to.]] |
| 1353 | ** We probably [[ForgottenFallenFriend already forgot about them]]. |
| 1354 | ** [[Film/AvengersEndgame Some people move on.... But not us.]] |
| 1355 | ** [[Music/GoodKid This time, my mind, it won't forget.]] |
| 1356 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I'm gonna make them give our past... Take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.]] |
| 1357 | * [[Music/ElectricLightOrchestra Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why you had to hide away for so long. Where did we go wrong?]] |
| 1358 | ** [[Music/TheLonelyIsland The devil turned it black.]] |
| 1359 | * [[Music/TaylorSwift Are you ready for it?]] |
| 1360 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Aye aye, Captain!]] |
| 1361 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Warframe}} I'm very excited now... The anticipation! Oooh, I always learn so much from a liive dissection. ... A dissection? No-no-no-no-no, that sounds... humane. Your death will be... painful.]] |
| 1362 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie Oh no, they were ready for that!]] |
| 1363 | ** [[Music/{{Royksopp}} What you got for me? Just bring it on! What's it gonna be? I'm ready for it!]] |
| 1364 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 For what, Earthrealmer?]] |
| 1365 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...]] '''''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 ACTION!]]''''' |
| 1366 | ** [[WebVideo/SpongeBobsChristmasTimeAntics Okay, boy, my cock — er, uh, my letter is ready to go up my ass!]] |
| 1367 | * [[Music/DavidBowie Is there life on Mars?]] |
| 1368 | ** [[Music/EltonJohn Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.]] |
| 1369 | ** [[Series/DoctorWho I’m, I’m not, I’m not, I’m not from Mars...]] |
| 1370 | ** [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!]] |
| 1371 | ** [[Film/TotalRecall1990 As long as it has blue skies.]] |
| 1372 | * [[Music/SmashMouth So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets?]] |
| 1373 | ** [[ComicBook/DoctorDoom Like a PEASANT?!]] |
| 1374 | * [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?]] |
| 1375 | ** [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs I hit 'cause I care!]] |
| 1376 | ** [[AC:[[VideoGame/PokerNight2 Because you're a moron.]]]] |
| 1377 | ** [[VideoGame/BlazBlueCrossTagBattle Sorry, my hand slipped.]] |
| 1378 | ** [[Film/TheRingTwo I'm not your fucking mommy!]] |
| 1379 | ** [[WebVideo/StuartAshen Because we're poor and I hate you.]] |
| 1380 | * [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Why did you have to be such a bitch?!]] |
| 1381 | ** [[Creator/DenisLeary Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces\ |
| 1382 | while handicapped people make handicapped faces.\ |
| 1383 | I'm an asshole!]] |
| 1384 | ** [[Film/BatmanReturns Life's a bitch, now so am I!]] |
| 1385 | ** [[Series/CrazyExGirlfriend You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things\ |
| 1386 | And wants the world to burn.]] |
| 1387 | ** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries Because douche!]] |
| 1388 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanAndMisterFreezeSubZero It's the way they've always treated me.]] |
| 1389 | ** [[Literature/CaptainUnderpants So what? We’re the bad guys!!!]] |
| 1390 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Well...in case you didn't realize...I...am not nice!]] |
| 1391 | ** [[Music/MeredithBrooks I'm a bitch, I'm a lover,\ |
| 1392 | I'm a child, I'm a mother,\ |
| 1393 | I'm a sinner, I'm a saint,\ |
| 1394 | I do not feel ashamed;\ |
| 1395 | I'm your hell, I'm your dream,\ |
| 1396 | I'm nothing in between,\ |
| 1397 | You know you wouldn't want it any other way.]] |
| 1398 | ** [[Music/ChristinaAguilera Some days I'm a super bitch\ |
| 1399 | Up to my old tricks\ |
| 1400 | But it won't last forever\ |
| 1401 | Next day I'm your super girl\ |
| 1402 | Out to save the world\ |
| 1403 | And it keeps gettin' better.]] |
| 1404 | ** [[WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU!]] |
| 1405 | ** [[Series/HellsKitchen I'm ain't no bitch! I'm NOT no bitch!]] |
| 1406 | ** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries I'm an evil bitch, baby!]] |
| 1407 | ** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Stop talking to your mother that way, you son of a bitch!]] |
| 1408 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} I treat you like toilet paper because it'll make you grow up to be strong! I really do love you, honest!]] |
| 1409 | ** [[Music/WhitechapelBand Disgusting, I know, but that's the general idea of me.]] |
| 1410 | ** [[VideoGame/StarCraft At this point, I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe.]] |
| 1411 | ** [[VideoGame/Persona5 I do not regret. With my choices, I'm rather proud.]] |
| 1412 | ** [[Music/CaravanPalace I got the whip, got the bitch, gotta keep it undercover.]] |
| 1413 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kyle mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls! On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch! Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamehameha biatch!]] |
| 1414 | * [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Why don't you, why don't you just fuck off and die?!]] |
| 1415 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 The coldest death cannot stop me.]] |
| 1416 | ** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian How should we fuck off, O Lord?]] |
| 1417 | ** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Been dead, done that!]] |
| 1418 | * [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Why can't you just fuck off and die?!]] |
| 1419 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I, Mommy, am a fixed point in time. With every death and rebirth, I grow stronger!]] |
| 1420 | ** [[Creator/LuluLuvscats I'll never die.]] |
| 1421 | * [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Why can't you just leave here and die?!]] |
| 1422 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons I'll stay away from your son alright. Stay away... forever!]] [[labelnote:*]]Wait a minute, that's no good.[[/labelnote]] |
| 1423 | ** [[VideoGame/HotlineMiami2WrongNumber You killed my friends! I'm not going anywhere!]] |
| 1424 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX I'll leave when I'm ready.]] |
| 1425 | * [[Music/{{Disturbed}} How would you like to see how it feels, mommy?!]] |
| 1426 | ** [[Franchise/TouhouProject Yes, get angry! Because if you don't punish me, Gensokyo shall be no more!]] |
| 1427 | ** [[Series/CriminalMinds How does that feel? SHUT UP! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!]] |
| 1428 | * [[Music/LacunaCoil WHERE IS THE PAIN?]] |
| 1429 | ** [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater In a flooded chamber in Chyornaya Peschera.]] |
| 1430 | * [[Music/AliceCooper You have been accused of mass mental cruelty. How do you plead?]] |
| 1431 | ** [[Music/MiracleMusical Father, your honor, may I explain? My brain has claimed its glory over me. I've a good heart albeit insane.]] |
| 1432 | * [[Music/KellyClarkson Think you've got the best of me? Think you've got the last laugh?!]] |
| 1433 | ** NoOneCouldHaveSurvivedThat! |
| 1434 | *** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Too bad, I sign your paychecks. Search the forest.]] |
| 1435 | ** I just did. |
| 1436 | * [[Music/{{U2}} Am I buggin' ya?]] |
| 1437 | ** [[VideoGame/RabbidsGoHome You're pissing me off!]] [[labelnote:Translation]][[WesternAnimation/PerfectHairForever You're beginning with the anger.]][[/labelnote]] |
| 1438 | ** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Somethin' buggin' ya?]] |
| 1439 | * [[Music/{{Wings}} How come no one older than me ever seems to understand the things I want to do?]] |
| 1440 | ** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Never trust anyone under thirty.]] |
| 1441 | ** [[Literature/{{Jam}} He died ironically. You older generation just don't get our sense of humor.]] |
| 1442 | ** [[WebComic/FinalFantasyVIITheSevening Nobody understands your obscure video game references, Cloud!]] |
| 1443 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel You're just a stupid kid. You say you're always stuck inside your head.]] |
| 1444 | ** Literature/YouCanBeACyborgWhenYoureOlder. |
| 1445 | * [[Music/MichaelJackson What about the bleeding earth? Can't you feel its wounds?]] |
| 1446 | ** What about Abraham? |
| 1447 | *** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E6TreehouseOfHorrorV Oh no, we left Grandpa back at the gas station!\ |
| 1448 | \ |
| 1449 | ...\ |
| 1450 | \ |
| 1451 | What about Grandpa?]] |
| 1452 | *** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain But, Brain, Abe Lincoln, um... Didn't he, uh... Isn't he... You know.]] |
| 1453 | *** [[WesternAnimation/{{Antz}} Who the hell is THAT?!]] |
| 1454 | ** DO WE GIVE A DAMN?! |
| 1455 | *** [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.]] |
| 1456 | *** [[Music/LimpBizkit We don't, don't give a fuck, and we won't ever give a fuck until you, you give a fuck about me and my generation!]] |
| 1457 | *** [[Music/IconaPop I don't care, I love it!]] |
| 1458 | *** [[Series/TrueBlood A vampire cares about only one thing. Drinking. Your. Blood!]] |
| 1459 | *** [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformers Me Grimlock no care whole planet fall apart! Make no difference to me Grimlock.]] |
| 1460 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I don't bow, curtsy, or give a shit!]] |
| 1461 | *** [[WebVideo/EVAbridged Humanity is dying and all I can think about is how I don't give a fuck.]] |
| 1462 | ** [[Anime/FinalFantasyTheSpiritsWithin With all due respect, did you come here just to talk about some Gaia theory? To tell us that the planet is... alive? That is has a spirit? That's a fairy tale! And I'm sorry, but we don't have time for that.]] |
| 1463 | * [[Music/{{Train}} Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken?]] |
| 1464 | ** [[VideoGame/Pikmin2 I can sell it, but I have never eaten it. I am UNABLE to eat it. Not even a nibble.]] |
| 1465 | ** [[VideoGame/Pikmin2 Inedible. Tastes like chicken.]] |
| 1466 | ** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps.]] |
| 1467 | ** [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} They haven't]] [[WebComic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield stopped making deep-fried chicken, have they?]] |
| 1468 | ** [[WebComic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield You mean they have to stop making deep-fried chicken?]] |
| 1469 | ** [[Webcomic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield Stephano just glued deep-fried chicken to the sign on his donut!]] |
| 1470 | * [[Music/EnriqueIglesias Would you tremble if I touched your lips?]] |
| 1471 | ** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared Don't touch meeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]] |
| 1472 | ** Would you laugh? |
| 1473 | *** [[VideoGame/TheSimpsonsHitAndRun So few cards. I laugh at you. Ha, ha.]] |
| 1474 | ** Oh please tell me this: now would you die for the one you love? |
| 1475 | *** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged You think I would]] ''[[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged kill]]'' [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged myself over]] ''[[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged you]]''[[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged ?! Oh, go suck a dick!]] |
| 1476 | *** [[Music/BrunoMars Yes, I would die for ya, baby. But you won't do the same.]] |
| 1477 | * [[Music/NellyFurtado You should know the space is holy; do you really wanna go?]] |
| 1478 | ** ''[[VideoGame/ChzoMythos I JUST WANTED TO GO INTO SPACE!]]'' |
| 1479 | ** [[Music/TheStupendium Welcome to space! What were you expecting? It's a dangerous place!]] |
| 1480 | * [[Music/StarlandVocalBand Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?]] |
| 1481 | ** [[VideoGame/PersonaQShadowOfTheLabyrinth Light the fire up in the night! The journey that we travel for our prize! No matter where we go, we will not stop the shining forever!]] |
| 1482 | * [[Music/NDubz Who's this woman in my bed?]] |
| 1483 | ** Your daughter. |
| 1484 | * [[Music/RickRoss Who the fuck you think you fuckin' with?!]] |
| 1485 | ** [[Series/TheWalkingDead The wrong people.]] |
| 1486 | ** With you. |
| 1487 | * [[Music/JasonDerulo Is it weird that your ass reminds me of a Kanye West song?]] |
| 1488 | ** What song? |
| 1489 | * [[Music/JasonDerulo Is it weird that your eyes remind me of a Coldplay song?]] |
| 1490 | ** [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows They were all yellow?]] |
| 1491 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub You have eyes?! I don't even have eyes! I'm jealous!]] |
| 1492 | ** [[Website/SFDebris Please clarify that for me: Are you so drunk you have aphasia, or so drunk that you complemented the appearance of organs I don't actually possess?]] |
| 1493 | * [[Music/JasonDerulo Is it weird that your bra remind me of a Katy Perry song?]] |
| 1494 | ** [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows Now, I am definitely sure Katy Perry never released a song about her own boobs. So, this isn't about any songs at all, is it? It's about how her rack reminds you of a celebrity's rack. And boy, doesn't every woman wanna hear that when you see her you're thinking about a different woman entirely?]] |
| 1495 | * [[Music/FrankZappa Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?]] |
| 1496 | ** [[ComicBook/DungeonTheEarlyYears I slept with a girl and now it burns when I pee. And it itches too.]] |
| 1497 | ** [[Film/VanWilder Crazy kids with their crazy VDs.]] |
| 1498 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX Your pee pee hurts?]] |
| 1499 | ** [[Music/SuperGhostbusters There was ghosts in your bladder! What the fuck?! EYAAAAAH!]] |
| 1500 | ** [[Creator/NPCarlsson "You sound like a clown with Down Syn-"]] '''[[Creator/NPCarlsson "STOP!!!"]]''' |
| 1501 | * [[Music/GloriaGaynor Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with "goodbye"? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?]] |
| 1502 | ** [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter You're]] ''[[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter supposed]]'' [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter to die!]] |
| 1503 | *** [[Film/VanHelsing I want to live!]] |
| 1504 | ** [[WesternAnimation/Rio2 I will surviiiiiiiiive!\ |
| 1505 | As long as I know how to hate,\ |
| 1506 | I know I´ll stay alive.\ |
| 1507 | I´ve got all my life to live,\ |
| 1508 | And I´ve got all my love to give!\ |
| 1509 | And I will survive!\ |
| 1510 | I will survive!]] |
| 1511 | *** [[NeverheardTHATonebefore So says you and a googolplex zillion others.]] |
| 1512 | * [[Music/PatBenatar Why don't you hit me with your best shot?]] |
| 1513 | ** [[RandomNumberGod I keep rolling friggin' 1s!]] |
| 1514 | ** [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Here it comes! Get ready to DIE!]] |
| 1515 | ** [[Anime/StreetFighterIITheAnimatedMovie Watch out... when you ask for something... you MIGHT GET IT! SHORYUKEN!]] |
| 1516 | ** [[Anime/DragonBallSuper Hold your fire! This man isn't black!]] |
| 1517 | ** [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?]] |
| 1518 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Fine. You want to see what happens so bad? Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know!]] |
| 1519 | *** '''[[WebComic/EightBitTheater HADOYOUSTOPTHIS?!]]''' |
| 1520 | ** [[VideoGame/PaperMarioColorSplash There isn't actually much worse I can do without raising this game's age rating.]] |
| 1521 | ** YouAreAlreadyDead |
| 1522 | * [[Music/BackstreetBoys All you people, can't you see, can't you see, how your love's affecting our reality?]] |
| 1523 | ** [[WebComic/EightBitTheater Love is a very powerful force in the universe. Even more so when it's focused into a coherent beam of energy. Every time I cast Hadoken, it siphons away some of the love in the universe. I'm not sure how much, exactly, but I'm given to understand the divorce rate goes up with each blast.]] |
| 1524 | ** IRejectYourReality, [[Film/TheDungeonmaster and]] substitute [[Series/{{Mythbusters}} my own!]] |
| 1525 | ** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries Reality is my bitch, and I keep my pimp hand strong.]] |
| 1526 | ** [[FanFic/WizardOfShips Sir, I don't think love is a physical force that can stop us from being mauled by a grimm.]] |
| 1527 | ** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged The power of love is bullshit! The power of swords and violence is where the money is.]] |
| 1528 | ** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged Huh, how did she... There's not supposed to be any way to break out of admin-paralysis. Guess I'll have to add that one to the log. "Power of Love might cause paralysis to fail". Hehe, it's the damnest thing, somehow that never came up in beta-testing.]] |
| 1529 | ** [[VideoGame/Persona4DancingAllNight The times of fakin' love are through now! Sharing real connections' what we're made for!]] |
| 1530 | *** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Forget the ghost, I'm not sharing!]] |
| 1531 | * [[Music/Powerman5000 Now what the fuck are you; some kind of half-assed astronaut?]] |
| 1532 | ** [[Film/AcrossTheUniverse2007 We're navigators, we're aviators, eatin' taters, masturbatin' alligators, bombardiers, we got no fears, won't shed no tears, we're pushin' the frontiers of transcendental perception.]] |
| 1533 | ** MissionControlIsOffItsMeds. |
| 1534 | ** [[Music/EltonJohn All this science, I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week; a Rocket Man.]] |
| 1535 | * [[Music/ScaryMonstersAndSuperCreeps Do you remember a guy that's been in such an early song?]] |
| 1536 | ** [[WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow Sweetie, when you've survived the robot uprising, you don't remember a darn thing!]] |
| 1537 | * [[Music/JackStauber Can I have a peppermint?]] |
| 1538 | ** You can have it...for a price. |
| 1539 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} Are you gonna take me home tonight?]] |
| 1540 | ** [[VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry I wanna take it home with me~!]] |
| 1541 | ** [[Music/{{Semisonic}} I know who I want to take me home.]] |
| 1542 | ** [[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG No, I cannot keep the drow priestess we just found as a pet.]] |
| 1543 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel In this town we call our home, it's way too dark to be alone. I don't know how you see the light all on your own.]] |
| 1544 | * [[Music/TomWaits What's He]] [[Music/MuleVariations Building In There?]] |
| 1545 | ** [[Series/CornerGas We're building a haunted house for Halloween.]] |
| 1546 | *** [[Music/RobCantor Everybody's house is haunted.]] |
| 1547 | *** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents You can't have a haunted house if you don't have a house!]] |
| 1548 | *** [[Music/{{nelward}} There's a ghost in my home, but it's better than being alone. Yes, my house is haunted, that's the way I want it.]] |
| 1549 | ** [[Series/TheBigBangTheory So come on, sandwich, build me a lemon because froggy wants to come home.]] |
| 1550 | ** [[Creator/MoBrosStudios We're directing a porno.]] |
| 1551 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel A Gami Gang theme park!]] |
| 1552 | ** [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic They're gonna build a shop where we can go buy bolts and screws!]] |
| 1553 | ** [[Creator/{{Iteachvader}} I'll build myself a getaway submarine!]] |
| 1554 | ** [[Music/RobCantor I built a Garden of Eden! Now give me something back for my time!]] |
| 1555 | ** [[Music/MiracleMusical We make ourselves castles every tide we're around.]] |
| 1556 | * [[Music/{{ACDC}} I'm dirty, mean, and mighty unclean, I'm a wanted man, public enemy number one... understand?]] |
| 1557 | ** [[Film/StarWarsANewHope I'll be careful.]] |
| 1558 | * [[Music/BobDylan How can the life of such a man be in the palm of some fool's hand?]] |
| 1559 | ** [[WebComic/{{Homestuck}} HOW VERY IRONIC. THAT A LIFE HANGS IN THE BALANCE. uPON YOuR WILLINGNESS TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY. THE VERY PORNOGRAPHY. WHICH YOu HAVE SPENT A LIFETIME DRAWING. IN YOuR SPARE TIME. BECAuSE YOu PRESuMABLY ENJOY DOING SO.]] |
| 1560 | * [[Music/ColdChisel Is this the way it's gonna be forever?]] |
| 1561 | ** [[Music/{{Staind}} It's been like this forever. No more. I hate my fucking life.]] |
| 1562 | ** [[Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid And to be honest with you, I feel like I've been in middle school FOREVER.]] |
| 1563 | ** [[Music/TaylorSwift So it's gonna be forever, or it's gonna go down in flames.]] |
| 1564 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants On strike... with [=SpongeBob=]... FOREVER?]] |
| 1565 | * [[Music/{{Skyhooks}} Well, she might have looked like a princess -- why'd you have to give her your address?]] |
| 1566 | ** [[{{WesternAnimation/Aladdin}} Nonsense! One thing I pride myself on, Jafar; I'm an excellent judge of character.]] [[labelnote:*]]'''Iago:''' Oh, excellent judge, yeah, sure. Not![[/labelnote]] |
| 1567 | ** [[WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian Oh, I see. Just 'cause she has a diabolical laugh and commands legions of horrible zombies and has 'Evil Princess' embroidered on all of her hankies, you]] ''[[WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian assume]]'' [[WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian she's evil. That's so shallow!]] |
| 1568 | ** [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros I'm sick of going to the wrong castle looking for her!]] |
| 1569 | * [[Music/MenAtWork Who can it be now?]] |
| 1570 | * [[Music/{{Eurythmics}} Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?]] |
| 1571 | ** CommanderContrarian. |
| 1572 | * [[Music/{{Beyonce}} Who run the world?]] |
| 1573 | ** [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} The president doesn't have any real power. This entire country is really controlled by THE PATRIOTS!]] |
| 1574 | -->'''CONSPIRACY THEORY, CONSPIRACY THEORY, CONSPIRACY THEORY!''' |
| 1575 | ** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist George Soros.]] |
| 1576 | -->'''EVERYTHING IS MINE, THE WORLD IS MINE, AMERICA IS MINE!''' |
| 1577 | ** [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs This will ALWAYS be a world of dictators!]] |
| 1578 | ** [[Music/SuperCell Just the number one princess in the world.]] |
| 1579 | * [[Music/BruceSpringsteen Hey, little girl, is your daddy home? Did he go and leave you all alone?]] |
| 1580 | ** [[MemeticMutation FBI, OPEN UP!]] |
| 1581 | *** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Oh shit! AW CHRIST, AW CHRIST, NO! GET AWAY! GET AWAY, I'M ARMED, GET AWAY!]] |
| 1582 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 They're dead, you buffoon.]] |
| 1583 | ** [[WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged ...I need an adult.]] |
| 1584 | *** [[RunningGag I am an adult.]] |
| 1585 | * [[Creator/BanjoPaterson Who'll come a-waltzing matilda with me?]] |
| 1586 | ** The farmer and a bunch of cops who'd like to ask you some questions about a missing sheep. |
| 1587 | *** You'll never take me alive! (Jumps into billabong) |
| 1588 | * [[Music/{{Europe}} We're leaving together, but still it's farewell, and maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?]] |
| 1589 | ** I guess there is no-one to blame. We're leaving the ground! Will things ever be the same again? |
| 1590 | * [[Music/OurLadyPeace Are you worried about your faith?]] |
| 1591 | ** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations Bobby is not a believer, nor does he have faith.]] |
| 1592 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Like I take anything on faith.]] |
| 1593 | ** [[Film/ANewHope I find your lack of faith disturbing.]] |
| 1594 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 As does your obedience to Kronika.]] |
| 1595 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I find your lack of faith amusing.]] |
| 1596 | ** Faith is for pussies. |
| 1597 | * [[Film/NeptunesDaughter Say, what's in this drink?]] |
| 1598 | ** [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 About 300 cc's of Thorazaine.]] |
| 1599 | ** [[Series/AshVsEvilDead A proprietary mix of liqueurs and spirits, garnished with orange rind and nutmeg]]- [[BreadEggsMilkSquick oh, and there’s a shit ton of ketamine in it.]] |
| 1600 | ** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Apples. Well,]] [[GargleBlaster mostly apples.]] |
| 1601 | ** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy The juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit, one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V, three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin, four litres of Fallian marsh gas, a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, a sprinkle of Zamphuor,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and an olive.]] |
| 1602 | ** [[Website/CollegeHumor That's some seriously f**ked-up shit, Kenickie! You talking about roofies?!]] |
| 1603 | * [[Music/PaulKelly Who's gonna make the gravy?]] |
| 1604 | ** [[WesternAnimation/ChowHound This time, we DIDN'T forget the gravy!]] |
| 1605 | * [[Music/BillieEilish When we all fall asleep, where do we go?]] |
| 1606 | ** [[Music/{{Metallica}} Off to never-never land!]] |
| 1607 | ** [[Music/ElectricLightOrchestra Just on the border of your waking mind, there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. And as you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time...]]] |
| 1608 | * [[Music/KaseyChambers Am I not pretty enough?]] |
| 1609 | ** Is my heart too broken? |
| 1610 | ** Do I cry too much? |
| 1611 | *** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.]] |
| 1612 | ** Am I too outspoken? |
| 1613 | ** Don't I make you laugh? |
| 1614 | *** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker You make me laugh... but only because I think you're kinda pathetic.]] |
| 1615 | ** Should I try it harder? |
| 1616 | *** [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogCD You can't do anything, so don't even try.]] |
| 1617 | *** [[Wrestling/ScottSteiner You KNOOOOOOWWWWWWW you can't beat me, and you're not even gonna try!]] |
| 1618 | ** Why do you see right through me? |
| 1619 | * [[Music/{{Poppy}} Am I a girl?]] |
| 1620 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Judging by your bone structure, I'd say you're half-way there.]] |
| 1621 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub I'm not a girl, you idiot! I'm a swallow! Jesus, not that hard!]] |
| 1622 | ** [[Wrestling/SantinoMarella Why should I not be included, because of my genitalia? That's sexual discrimination!]] |
| 1623 | ** [[Music/MarinaDiamandis Look like a girl but I think like a guy, not ladylike to behave like a slime.]] |
| 1624 | * [[Music/BritneySpears Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right?]] |
| 1625 | ** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins When I kidnap someone and steal a holiday?]] |
| 1626 | * [[Music/{{Sherbet}} Howzat!? You messed about, I caught you out, howzat!?]] |
| 1627 | ** [[VIdeoGame/SamuraiWarriors Do you like magic tricks? That wasn't the real Ujimasa.]] |
| 1628 | * [[Music/FooFighters Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?]] |
| 1629 | ** I'm a lot better than him, so why would I? |
| 1630 | * [[Music/{{Peaches}} What else is in the teaches of peaches?]] |
| 1631 | ** [[Film/FaceOff Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.]] |
| 1632 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna put on a peach vest so I can attract a meatloaf.]] |
| 1633 | * [[Music/TaylorSwift I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why?]] |
| 1634 | ** I took off her soul off her body! |
| 1635 | * Music/AreYouExperienced? |
| 1636 | ** [[Music/JimiHendrix Have you ever been experienced?]] |
| 1637 | * [[Music/BeastieBoys Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?]] |
| 1638 | ** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Plunder?]] |
| 1639 | ** [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil Warez?]] |
| 1640 | * [[Music/TheAutomatic What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?]] |
| 1641 | ** [[Anime/DragonBallZBrolyTheLegendarySuperSaiyan A monster? No, I am a devil!]] |
| 1642 | *** [[Film/BatmanBegins You're not the devil. You're practice.]] |
| 1643 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast He's no monster, Gaston. You are!]] |
| 1644 | ** [[VideoGame/PokemonVietnameseCrystal I AM A MONSTER COACH, THE FIRST MANKIND ALL OVER THE WORLD.]] |
| 1645 | ** [[VideoGame/HyperDragonBallZ It's not like I'm a monster; I'll let you live long enough to see everyone you love die...]] |
| 1646 | ** [[WesternAnimation/Shrek1 I'm not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect world.]] |
| 1647 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk1996 You're a monster. I never want to see you again. Do you hear me? Never!]] |
| 1648 | ** [[Anime/YuGiOh I guess I don't know what to call you. I was thinking of "Monster" but I didn't want to insult the cards.]] |
| 1649 | ** [[Film/JurassicWorld "Monster" is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.]] |
| 1650 | ** [[Film/SpiderMan2 I will not die a monster!]] |
| 1651 | * [[Music/{{ACDC}} Who made who?]] |
| 1652 | ** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog You and Omega are my creations! But you betray me as you stand here before me!]] |
| 1653 | ** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog You ungrateful little pest... Have you forgotten that it was]] ''[[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog my]]'' [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog grandfather who created you?]] |
| 1654 | ** [[Creator/SrPelo I MADE you! WITH MY COOOOOC-]] |
| 1655 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Listen to me, motherfucker, I know about yours because I crea- I mean...]] |
| 1656 | ** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Shadow, you are my greatest creation of all time for the battle royale.]] |
| 1657 | ** [[Series/DoctorWho Sydney Newman and the BBC.]] |
| 1658 | ** I am my own creation. |
| 1659 | * [[Music/TheDoors Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name?]] |
| 1660 | ** [[Music/MeghanTrainor My name is "No", my sign is "No", my number is "No".]] |
| 1661 | *** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Your choreography is "No".]] |
| 1662 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons My name is Gaylord Q. Tinkledink!]] |
| 1663 | ** [[Film/LiveandLetDie Names are for tombstones, baby.]] |
| 1664 | * [[Music/MidnightOil And if the Blue Sky Mining Company won't come to my rescue, if the sugar refining company won't save me... who's gonna save me?]] |
| 1665 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} But nobody came. Boy! What a shame! Nobody else... is gonna get to see you DIE!!!]] |
| 1666 | ** [[VideoGame/TheSimpsonsHitAndRun Save me, Duff Man!]] |
| 1667 | * How can I miss you when you won't go away? |
| 1668 | ** [[Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough I never miss.]] |
| 1669 | * [[Music/PaleWaves What do you see when you look at me?]] |
| 1670 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 A cheap, second-gen knock-off.]] |
| 1671 | ** [[Music/ButtholeSurfers You never know just how you look through other people's eyes.]] |
| 1672 | * [[Music/{{Friday}} Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat, gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?]] |
| 1673 | ** Someone needs to try sitting on the roof. |
| 1674 | * [[Music/{{Nickelback}} Are we having fun yet?]] |
| 1675 | ** [[TakeThat Not while Nickelback is playing.]] |
| 1676 | ** [[WebVideo/ProfessorJuice Crash is on the move.\ |
| 1677 | We're having so much fun.\ |
| 1678 | I actually lied, we're not having fun.\ |
| 1679 | I'd rather staple my thumb.]]\ |
| 1680 | [[[StockScream Wilhelm scream]]] |
| 1681 | *** [[Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} They shot Wilhelm!]] |
| 1682 | ** [[VideoGame/PersonaQShadowOfTheLabyrinth Having so much fun, we forget to check where this crossroad's taking us. But hey, here we come!]] |
| 1683 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward's circus is boring and the cotton candy is stale!]] |
| 1684 | * [[Music/TheBeachBoys Do you love me? Do you, surfer girl?]] |
| 1685 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk1996 No, Hulk. We're not friends. I'm frightened of you. You're destructive and... I don't love you, I hate you!]] |
| 1686 | * [[Music/IronMaiden Can I play with madness?]] |
| 1687 | ** [[TabletopGame/CallOfCthulhu If you fail your Sanity check, you're not gonna have a choice.]] |
| 1688 | ** Let’s see you play [[Music/MadnessBand “Our House” and “House of Fun”]] |
| 1689 | * [[Music/{{Coolio}} Tell me, why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?]] |
| 1690 | ** Blind? Us? Are you out of your mind? |
| 1691 | * [[Music/{{Labelle}} Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?]] |
| 1692 | ** [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders NON! NON! NON! NON! NON!]] |
| 1693 | ** I dunno what you're sayin', but [[Videogame/MortalKombat11 that'd be a hell no.]] |
| 1694 | *** [[Theatre/AStreetcarNamedDesire Vous ne comprenez pas? Ah, quel dommage!]] |
| 1695 | * [[Music/OingoBoingo From my heart or from my hand, why don't people understand my intentions?]] |
| 1696 | ** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins When I kidnap someone and steal a holiday?]] |
| 1697 | * [[Music/IronMaiden Have you ever been alone at night, thought you heard footsteps behind, and turned around and no-one's there? And as you quicken up your pace, you find it hard to look again, because you're sure there's someone there?]] |
| 1698 | ** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable Someone was following Stanley. He was sure of it. If he checked over his shoulder now, he would surely catch them. It was only a matter of time.]] |
| 1699 | ** [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Where your eyes don't go a filthy scarecrow waves its broomstick arms and does a parody of each unconscious thing you do. When you turn around to look it's gone behind you. On its face it's wearing your confused expression where your eyes don't go.]] |
| 1700 | ** [[VideoGame/{{PT}} Look behind you. I said,]] '''[[VideoGame/{{PT}} look behind you.]]''' |
| 1701 | * [[Music/{{Fastball}} But where were they going without ever knowing the way?]] |
| 1702 | ** [[Literature/TheFellowshipOfTheRing Mordor]] |
| 1703 | * [[Music/TheRollingStonesBand Angie, Angie, when will these clouds all disappear?]] |
| 1704 | ** They just did. |
| 1705 | * [[Music/GeorgeThorogood Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job?]] |
| 1706 | ** [[Film/GoldenEye You first.]] |
| 1707 | * [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Can you read the kanji on the board? Can you read the shape of her heart? Who stained that heart black? Hey! Who was it? WHO WAS IT?]] |
| 1708 | ** Can you do this problem on an abacus? Can you undo this collar on her neck? Can we keep going like this? Way are you gonna do? I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! |
| 1709 | ** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!]] |
| 1710 | * [[Music/EltonJohn When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land?]] |
| 1711 | ** [[Wrestling/JoeyStyles I'm not coming back.]] |
| 1712 | ** [[Music/GoodKid Why do you have to stay here on the ground? It's overrated!]] |
| 1713 | * [[Music/GunsNRoses What's so civil about war, anyway?]] |
| 1714 | ** [[Series/HorribleHistories "May I kill you, please?" "Sure!"]] |
| 1715 | * [[Music/RightSaidFred I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, what you think about that?]] |
| 1716 | ** [[Series/FamilyMatters You're not too sexy for anything.]] |
| 1717 | ** WesternAnimation/TheCatInTheHatKnowsALotAboutThat |
| 1718 | * [[Music/MentalAsAnything You beside the dance floor, what do you cry for?]] |
| 1719 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons These are not tears, we are vomiting from our eyes.]] |
| 1720 | ** [[WesternAnimation/InsideOut Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.]] |
| 1721 | ** [[Film/TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town. And they wouldn't even take my luggage in hock. I lost my room at the Y this morning. But it's cool.]] |
| 1722 | * [[Music/TheLivingEnd Do you really care? Why are you standing there?]] |
| 1723 | ** I'm waiting for the right time to kill you and rule this realm! |
| 1724 | * [[Music/{{Lordi}} Sir, you want some piss in your mocha?]] |
| 1725 | ** [[Webcomic/{{Gunshow}} Stop injecting your horrible fetishes into our game. I am going to punch you.]] |
| 1726 | *** [[Creator/JimmyDavis IGN says: "It's an erotic game with disgusting Muppets. 10/10!"]] |
| 1727 | *** [[VideoGame/BestOfThree Okay, but you're going to be, like,]] ''[[VideoGame/BestOfThree so]]'' [[VideoGame/BestOfThree bored while he's playing with]] ''[[VideoGame/BestOfThree his]]'' [[VideoGame/BestOfThree food.]] |
| 1728 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants The city also has lots of things that aren't]] ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants totally gross!]]'' |
| 1729 | * [[Music/{{Lordi}} Would you love a monsterman?]] |
| 1730 | ** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Well, at least we all have someone to go [to prom] with now. Some of us are going with demons, but I think that's a valid lifestyle choice.]] |
| 1731 | ** [[Music/{{Eels}} My beloved monster and me, we go everywhere together.]] |
| 1732 | * [[Music/TheZombies Well, it's too late to say you're sorry. How would I know? Why should I care?]] |
| 1733 | ** [[VideoGame/BestOfThree I had one of those blinding revelations, like Saul on the road to Tarsus, where you discover that the person you've been obsessed with is actually an acute asshole.]] |
| 1734 | * [[Music/TallyHall Do you like how I walk?]] |
| 1735 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!]] |
| 1736 | ** [[Music/LisaMitchell I like the way that you walk. It's hard to recreate such an individual gait.]] |
| 1737 | * [[Music/TallyHall Do you like how I talk?]] |
| 1738 | ** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!]] |
| 1739 | ** [[Music/{{Qbomb}} I hate your condescending tone!]] |
| 1740 | *** ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I'm sure you aaaaare!]]'' [[SarcasmBlind How was that?]] |
| 1741 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents You talk funny. Are you from Europe or something?]] |
| 1742 | * [[Music/TallyHall Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?]] |
| 1743 | ** [[Videogame/Injustice2 Someone needs to look in the mirror.]] |
| 1744 | * [[Music/MiracleMusical Do you like how my face has learned to tick like a clock?]] |
| 1745 | ** You humor Darkseid. |
| 1746 | * You know I hate to ask, but [[Music/GaryNuman Are 'Friends' Electric?]] |
| 1747 | ** Series/{{Friends}} airs on TV, All [=TVs=] are electric. |
| 1748 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 That statement is unsupported.]] |
| 1749 | * [[Music/JunoSongs What kinda square pantses a guy in the middle of a crowd of faceless Toads?]] |
| 1750 | ** Waluigi, obviously. He’s the one with a dance of destruction. |
| 1751 | * [[Music/EricClapton What'll you do when you get lonely, and no-one's waiting by your side?]] |
| 1752 | ** IWorkAlone, so why would I feel lonely? |
| 1753 | * [[Music/PinkFloyd Hello, is there anybody in there?]] |
| 1754 | ** NobodyHereButUsBirds |
| 1755 | ** NobodyHereButUsStatues |
| 1756 | ** Nobody, and I mean absolutely NOBODY...'''''AT ALL'''''! |
| 1757 | *** [[NothingisScarier Well, that's scary.]] |
| 1758 | * [[Music/BillyJoel Well, you had to be a big shot, didn't you?]] |
| 1759 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} WHY BE THE]] [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} [[Little Sponge]]]] [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} WHO HATES ITS]] [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} [[$4.99]]]] [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A]] [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} [[BIG SHOT!!!]]]] [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} [[BIG SHOT!!!!]]]] [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]]] |
| 1760 | ** [[Music/IDontKnowHowButTheyFoundMe Oh, you're a big shot here, but nobody else knows! Now I want you to leave me alone!]] |
| 1761 | ** [[Music/{{Anarbor}} Oh, you're Mr. Big Shot, and life's not about what you've got, so don't you tell me I'm not happy.]] |
| 1762 | * [[Music/MyChemicalRomance Son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?]] |
| 1763 | ** Will you defeat them, your demons and all the nonbelievers, the plans that they have made? |
| 1764 | * [[Music/{{Megadeth}} Can you put a price on peace?]] |
| 1765 | ** [[Film/TheSuicideSquad I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it.]] |
| 1766 | ** [[Film/XMenFirstClass Peace was never an option.]] |
| 1767 | * [[Music/IronMaiden Can you see the writing on the wall?]] |
| 1768 | ** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian What's this, then? "Romanes Eunt Domus"? "People called Romanes, they go to the house"?]] |
| 1769 | *** It says, "Romans go home!" |
| 1770 | *** [[GrammarNazi No, it doesn't!]] |
| 1771 | ** [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.]] |
| 1772 | ** All in all, it was just another brick in Music/TheWall. |
| 1773 | ** [[Literature/BookOfDaniel And this is the inscription that was written: MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN.]] |
| 1774 | ** [[Music/BlankBanshee Graffiti is on the brick wall next to where he lay.]] |
| 1775 | ** [[Wrestling/JeffHardy You're in way over your head. You're gonna drown in the things that you said.]] |
| 1776 | * [[Music/IronMaiden What did I see? Could I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy?]] |
| 1777 | ** That's lucid dreaming! |
| 1778 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} Can’t we give ourselves one more chance? Why can’t we give love that one more chance?]] |
| 1779 | ** [[Music/DavidBowie Cause love’s such an old fashioned word.]] |
| 1780 | * [[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/balls-in-yo-jaws Can I put my balls in yo jaws?]] |
| 1781 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Attempt it and you die!]] |
| 1782 | *** [[Videogame/MortalKombat11 *sigh* Thrilling...]] |
| 1783 | * [[Music/SiouxsieAndTheBanshees I heard a rumor -- what have you done to her?]] |
| 1784 | ** I killed her and she had it coming. |
| 1785 | * [[Music/{{Soundgarden}} Black Hole Sun, won't you come, and wash away the rain?]] |
| 1786 | ** Not on this planet. |
| 1787 | * [[Music/{{ABBA}} I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay... ain't it sad?]] |
| 1788 | ** [[Series/HorribleHistories Is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?]] |
| 1789 | ** [[Music/{{Royksopp}} Baby, I can't stand it when you go to work. You never seem to know when to stop. I never know when you'll return.]] |
| 1790 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I'm Squidward, and I have to work for a living! Boo hoo hoo hoo!]] |
| 1791 | * [[Music/MarinaDiamandis Are you satisfied with an average life?]] |
| 1792 | ** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS17E12MyFairLaddy "All I want is a place somewhere!" "...And?" "That's it."]] |
| 1793 | * [[Music/MarinaDiamandis Why be a wallflower when you can be a venus flytrap?]] |
| 1794 | ** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS14E22MoeBabyBlues "Flower power", my ass.]] |
| 1795 | * [[Music/MarinaDiamandis Was I meant to feel happy that my life was just about to change?]] |
| 1796 | ** [[VideoGame/Persona5 Can't hold on or life won't change!]] |
| 1797 | ** [[Music/GoodKid I thought it'd change when I got older, but the same year came over and over, and the only change that I could feel was the aging of my bones!]] |
| 1798 | ** [[Music/YourNeighbors Every day I hope for change, but I ain't changing! Every time I rearrange, I end up staying more the same!]] |
| 1799 | ** [[Music/{{Smallpools}} We don't wanna talk about how everything is changing! Everything is changing, and I can't wrap my head around it!]] |
| 1800 | * [[Music/MarinaDiamandis Is there any possibility you'll quit gossiping about me to hide your insecurity?]] |
| 1801 | ** If you have to ask, you may be projecting. |
| 1802 | * [[Music/MarinaDiamandis Do I need to lie to make my way in life?]] |
| 1803 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Hooray for lying!]] |
| 1804 | ** [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater I don't follow. Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?]] |
| 1805 | * [[Music/MarinaDiamandis Can you teach me how to feel real? Can you turn my power off?]] |
| 1806 | ** ReadTheFreakingManual. |
| 1807 | ** HaveYouTriedRebooting |
| 1808 | * [[Music/ColdChisel Love... who needs that sentimental bullshit, anyway?]] |
| 1809 | ** When did I ever feel love? |
| 1810 | ** [[Music/{{Castlecomer}} Her father told me, son, that I should leave! To be a lover is to be the new naive!]] |
| 1811 | * [[Music/SherylCrow If it makes you happy, Then why the hell are you so sad?]] |
| 1812 | ** [[Series/DoctorWho It's happy for deep people.]] |
| 1813 | ** [[Film/AustinPowers Of course I'm not happy! Look at me! I'm a big fat slob! I've got bigger titties than you do! I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook! I've not seen my willy in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!…I can't stop eating! I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive…myself.]] |
| 1814 | ** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS17E11WereOnTheRoadToDohwhere I'm thirty-eight years old, drivin' a crappy car, with a son who doesn't respect me, and I'm one Snickers pie away from losing my foot to diabetes.]] |
| 1815 | ** [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bizarro}} Bizarro am not happy.]] |
| 1816 | * [[Music/BowlingForSoup Where's the mini skirt made of snakeskin?]] |
| 1817 | ** [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas It's a kilt! Sicko!]] |
| 1818 | ** And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen? |
| 1819 | *** ComicStrip/HagarTheHorrible |
| 1820 | ** When did reality become TV? |
| 1821 | ** Whatever happened to sitcoms? Game shows? |
| 1822 | ** When did Motley Crue become classic rock? |
| 1823 | ** And when did Ozzy become an actor? |
| 1824 | *** [[NeverheardThatOnebefore Only the svabillionth time I heard that...]] |
| 1825 | * [[Music/SystemOfADown Why don't presidents fight the war?! Why do they always send the poor?!]] |
| 1826 | ** Because they're cheap to hire. |
| 1827 | ** [[Music/BlackSabbath They only started the war.]] |
| 1828 | *** [[Series/FawltyTowers "We did not start it!" "Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"]] |
| 1829 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove HA! You really should have thought about that before you became peasants!]] |
| 1830 | * [[Music/DestinysChild You actin' kinda shady, then callin' me baby, why the sudden change?]] |
| 1831 | ** [[DependingOnTheAuthor I got a new writer and now my characterization's all messed up.]] |
| 1832 | * [[Music/{{INXS}} Who's gonna teach me peace and happiness?]] |
| 1833 | ** There is no such thing as peace or happiness in this CrapsackWorld... |
| 1834 | * [[Music/EddieNoack You think I'm psycho, don't you, mama?]] |
| 1835 | ** [[Film/{{Psycho}} Of course not, Norman, you're completely sane. Now, go stab that woman in the shower.]] |
| 1836 | * [[Music/CaravanPalace Can you feel the pain, see the mess and trouble in your brain?]] |
| 1837 | ** I cannot feel pain. |
| 1838 | * [[Music/CaravanPalace How can I even know what lies ahead if I don't go?]] |
| 1839 | ** You don't need to go to see what lies ahead. |
| 1840 | * [[Music/CaravanPalace Who can believe that there would be some gore with those wimps like I said before?]] |
| 1841 | ** NeverHeardThatOneBefore. |
| 1842 | * [[Music/LotusJuice What if I decided to get out of the comfort zone? Would you be brave enough to trust me and come alone?]] |
| 1843 | ** [[Videogame/Injustice2 That's be a no.]] |
| 1844 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel Grab your Game Boy, get in the car. You could be the king and I'll be the czar. Exactly what of?]] |
| 1845 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel You're the goddamn king of the universe!]] |
| 1846 | ** [[Music/GoodKid Down with the king! Down with the king! You are so cruel! You are so cruel!]] |
| 1847 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel Do you realize you're wasting all of your potential on these stupid things that just don't matter?]] |
| 1848 | ** Yeah the SunkCostFallacy is a bitch. |
| 1849 | ** [[VIdeogame/MortalKombat11 "Potential"? I'm]] '''''[[VIdeogame/MortalKombat11 PERFECT!]]''''' |
| 1850 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel Why do you hurt me?]] |
| 1851 | ** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS17E19GirlsJustWantToHaveSums I feel so good when I have crushed him, or left him mangled, maimed, and burned.]] |
| 1852 | ** [[Music/TheSimpsonsSingTheBlues It brings a ray of sunshine to my unhappy life, to make him kneel before me and slowly twist the knife!]] |
| 1853 | ** [[Theatre/BeMoreChill Spinal stimulation. You were slouching.]] |
| 1854 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel Why does it feel like you're looking through me?]] |
| 1855 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel Why don't you tell me all of your stories?]] |
| 1856 | ** [[VideoGame/CragneManor I'm supposed to practice getting consent before quote-unquote talking people's ears off. People care an awful lot about their ears around here, if you ask me.]] |
| 1857 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel Why don't you take me by the hand?]] |
| 1858 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel What is your full name?]] |
| 1859 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel When is your birthday?]] |
| 1860 | ** [[VideoGame/Spyro2RiptosRage 22475.]] |
| 1861 | ** [[ForgotTheirOwnBirthday I forgot.]] |
| 1862 | ** [[VideoGame/PoppyPlaytime I know when your birthday is! June 28th!]] |
| 1863 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel What do your friends call you?]] |
| 1864 | ** [[VideoGame/CrisisCore Me? Gongaga.]] |
| 1865 | ** [[VideoGame/BugFablesTheEverlastingSapling His Friends Call Him Spuder (Don't Call Him Spuder)]] |
| 1866 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T1OHha9agg They call him "the sandman" because he likes to put people to sleep.]] |
| 1867 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel Are you lonely or are you happy?]] |
| 1868 | ** [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} On a partly cloudy day, I can use up a week's worth of moods.]] |
| 1869 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel What's your favorite thing to do when you're sad and alone and you wanna feel better?]] |
| 1870 | ** Eat ComfortFood. |
| 1871 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel And what if everything that you ever knew was wrong? The facts you told yourself weren't true at all!]] |
| 1872 | ** [[Music/WeirdAl All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong!]] |
| 1873 | ** [[VideoGame/NeedforSpeedCarbon What's that thing in your hand? Put it down, boy.]] |
| 1874 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} I've been studying for years, patiently. Is this as far as you can take me?]] |
| 1875 | ** All to kill you for sport because I was UsingYouAllAlong. |
| 1876 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} Remember when we'd hear the distant sound of human life?]] |
| 1877 | ** That is not in my memory. |
| 1878 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} If I was made equal, is this what I'd get?]] |
| 1879 | ** Equal? You? You were always and purely beneath me! |
| 1880 | * [[Music/TallyHall Hey ho, don't you know? It's a good old-fashioned puppet show!]] |
| 1881 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I am not interested.]] |
| 1882 | * [[Music/{{Shaed}} Wait, if I'm on fire, how am I so deep in love?]] |
| 1883 | ** I'm gonna need more information. |
| 1884 | * [[Music/Macross8299 Just remembered it's 2014. Do you know what that really means?]] |
| 1885 | ** Happy New Year 1999! |
| 1886 | ** [[VideoGame/PersonaQShadowOfTheLabyrinth Huh!? It's 2011!]] |
| 1887 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPXZWJMxkMg OH GOD WE'RE LATE FOR THE CROODS PREMIERING MARCH 22ND 2013]] |
| 1888 | ** 2014? Really? We are billions of years ahead of that now. |
| 1889 | * [[Music/PhilFearon What do I do if I wanna get through to you?]] |
| 1890 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 You will have to kill me first.]] |
| 1891 | ** [[Creator/SeananMcGuire It isn't all that hard to make a love connection! I only need a little sweetness and a resurrection!]] |
| 1892 | * [[Music/{{Helloween}} Are you metal?]] |
| 1893 | ** [[Music/BlackSabbath He was turned to steel, in the great magnetic field, when he travelled time, for the future of mankind]] |
| 1894 | ** [[WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry I'm a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead.]] |
| 1895 | ** [[Music/JudasPriest I'm made of metal, My circuits gleam, I am perpetual, I keep the country clean!]] |
| 1896 | ** [[Music/PelleK I'm so metal I piss oil\ |
| 1897 | I'm so metal I shit bullets\ |
| 1898 | Wrap my condoms in tin foil]] |
| 1899 | ** [[Music/WoodenToaster Although this metal's part of me, I shall not lose my sanity.]] |
| 1900 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKOmbat11 Metal/Mettle is proven in kombat.]] |
| 1901 | * [[Music/TheTeenagers Why do fools fall in love?]] |
| 1902 | ** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS17E19GirlsJustWantToHaveSums I suppose it's symbiotic, and perhaps a bit erotic, 'cause pain is my narcotic!]] |
| 1903 | * [[Music/{{Weezer}} What's with these homies dissin' my girl?]] |
| 1904 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons You haven't practiced funk dancing for self-defense.]] |
| 1905 | * [[Music/{{Weezer}} Why do they gotta front?]] |
| 1906 | ** [[Series/KamenRiderDouble Don't ask me questions.]] |
| 1907 | * [[Music/{{Weezer}} What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent?]] |
| 1908 | ** [[Film/{{Elf}} I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me!]] |
| 1909 | ** TheLudovicoTechnique? |
| 1910 | * [[Music/PaulKelly I hear Meredith's got a new boyfriend; I hope he can hold his own. Do you remember the last one? What was his name again? What was his problem?]] |
| 1911 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} Were you ever wanted? Were you ever needed?]] |
| 1912 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons You're adopted and I don't like you.]] |
| 1913 | *** [[VideoGame/Portal2 Fatty! Adopted fatty! Fatty fatty no-parents!]] |
| 1914 | ** [[VideoGame/PersonaQShadowOfTheLabyrinth No family needs you.]] |
| 1915 | ** [[VideoGame/BestOfThree They decided when I was fifteen or so that we didn't "feel like a real family" to them and an only child wasn't enough. Apparently, they'd always been planning to have more children, but I'd been "a handful" (so you see, this is my fault) and they put it off.]] |
| 1916 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} Does your mother love you? Does your father care?]] |
| 1917 | ** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Neither of my parents showed up for my birth!]] |
| 1918 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Can't talk to my mom, don't even have a dad!]] |
| 1919 | ** [[VideoGame/BestOfThree Mom sent us a bunch of pictures from a roadtrip they went on. Which when you think about it is a pretty phenomenal thing to do. "Hi, honey! Having a great time! Glad you're not here because you'd really get in the way of me boinking my new boyfriend!"]] |
| 1920 | ** [[VideoGame/RhythmHeaven As a child, I dreamed of being a soccer player. My father wouldn't hear of it. 'You must master karate before you leave my house!' I still live in the basement.]] |
| 1921 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} Won't you come and meet me where the neon lights are shining?]] |
| 1922 | ** No. |
| 1923 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} Won't you dance behind me? Don't give up, let music save you!]] |
| 1924 | ** Music only ever held me back! |
| 1925 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel Hey man, you tried your best today, and it wasn't all that great, but who really cares?]] |
| 1926 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel No one. The answer is no one does. Nobody gives a fuck. It's sad, but it's true.]] |
| 1927 | * [[Music/ScatmanJohn Everybody's born to compete as he chooses, but how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?]] |
| 1928 | ** SecondPlaceIsForWinners. |
| 1929 | *** [[SecondplaceisforLOSERS I think you got that backwards.]] |
| 1930 | ** [[Music/CaravanPalace Still wanna play the game? I won't be the loser. Everyone knows I would never choose ya.]] |
| 1931 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries!]] |
| 1932 | ** [[Creator/{{Iteachvader}} I win the race! I win the race! I win! I win! I win the race! I don't care what I did, I won the race and now I'm happy!]] |
| 1933 | * [[Music/ScatmanJohn I wonder if you're wondering where Scatland is?]] |
| 1934 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel It's never far away! The secret is it's in your brain!]] |
| 1935 | * [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Were you going to]] [[{{Simpsonwave}} listen to]] {{vaporwave}} [[Music/BlankBanshee in Sunday School?]] |
| 1936 | * [[Music/GoodKid Was it really past tense I heard, or was it present perfect?]] |
| 1937 | * [[Music/GoodKid Sorry, baby, I’ve been drifting again. Could you repeat the question?]] |
| 1938 | * [[Music/GoodKid My God, how is it up there on that throne?]] |
| 1939 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel All you need to do is find your throne, and you'll never be alone! You'll never be alone!]] |
| 1940 | * [[Music/BillieEilish Will you only feel bad if it turns out that they kill your contract?]] |
| 1941 | * [[Music/MaskedWolf What you know about rolling down in the deep?]] |
| 1942 | * [[Music/{{Sabaton}} Will they hold the wall, or will the city fall?]] |
| 1943 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Bastion}} One day that wall is gonna fall]] |
| 1944 | ** [[Music/GoodKid I know that it will fall, the crumbling walls, and it's all that is left to me.]] |
| 1945 | ** [[Music/TomPetty Even walls fall down.]] |
| 1946 | ** [[Music/{{Bastille}} And the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we lo-o-o-o-ove]] |
| 1947 | ** [[Music/{{Jhariah}} These four walls extend beyond my sight and breathe new life into me.]] |
| 1948 | * [[Music/AllTimeLow Why do all the monsters come out at night?]] |
| 1949 | ** [[Music/{{Lordi}} You know you saw them, but no one ever listens, They'll be long gone by the time the sun has risen, You feel 'em lurking, hear 'em howling in the shadows, Wreaking havoc on your perfect world.\ |
| 1950 | They are the tricking trolls, They got the bell that tolls, Flash at the edge of your sight.\ |
| 1951 | They only come out at night.]] |
| 1952 | ** [[Music/TallyHall Everybody wants to get evil tonight, but all good devils masquerade under the light.]] |
| 1953 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Day is awesome! Night is scary!]] |
| 1954 | * [[Music/MichaelBolton Tell me, how am I supposed to live without you?]] |
| 1955 | ** I never needed you anyway. |
| 1956 | ** [[Music/{{L7}} Pretend that we're dead.]] |
| 1957 | ** [[Music/{{Jhariah}} I need you to promise that you won't cry, 'cause you'll be fine and so will I, so just let the thought of me die.]] |
| 1958 | ** [[Creator/{{Geibuchan}} You can live later, now get outta my house!]] |
| 1959 | * [[Music/{{Ellegarden}} Won't you marry me...]] |
| 1960 | ** [[Music/{{Ellegarden}} if I could be a rich boy?]] |
| 1961 | *** [[Webcomic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield Not me stephan0 i don't like rich and macho]] |
| 1962 | ** [[Music/{{Ellegarden}} if I could be very handsome?]] |
| 1963 | ** [[Music/{{Ellegarden}} if I could be a tall guy?]] |
| 1964 | ** [[Music/{{Ellegarden}} if I could be in the next life?]] |
| 1965 | *** [[Characters/HololiveFubukiCh No wife. Yes friend. OK?]] |
| 1966 | * [[Music/WigWam Do you really wanna taste it?]] |
| 1967 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Antz}} This tastes just like crap.]] |
| 1968 | *** [[WesternAnimation/{{Antz}} Really? Let me try some. Hey, it is crap. Not bad.]] |
| 1969 | ** [[ComicBook/{{Preacher}} It tastes like fucking semen!]] [[OrSoIHeard ...or so I'd assume.]] |
| 1970 | *** [[Creator/NPCarlsson Oh, you don't swallow it. *rimshot*]] |
| 1971 | ** [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow It tastes like how Muscle Man smells!]] |
| 1972 | ** ''*[[SpitTake Spits violently]]*'' [[Series/BlackSails What the fuck did you do to that?]] |
| 1973 | *** [[Series/BlackSails I cooked it...?]] |
| 1974 | *** [[Series/BlackSails You absolutely did not!]] |
| 1975 | ** TastesLikeChicken |
| 1976 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants It's a delightful taste sensation.]] |
| 1977 | ** ItTastesLikeFeet |
| 1978 | *** [[WesternAnimation/KampKoral She's making your precious food WITH HER FEET!]] |
| 1979 | ** TastesLikeFriendship |
| 1980 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants It tastes like dishwater!]] |
| 1981 | *** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants It is dishwater.]] |
| 1982 | ** [[Film/TheLittleRascals This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!]] |
| 1983 | *** [[Film/TheLittleRascals Actually, it's a sneaker!]] |
| 1984 | ** [[WebAnimation/DaThings It tastes like it's made with ingredients.]] |
| 1985 | * [[Music/{{Lovebites}} Who is playing? Who's that chick, shredding on guitar?]] |
| 1986 | ** Who is playing? Who's that chick, heavy noise on bass? |
| 1987 | *** [[Music/{{beabadoobee}} She plays bass, she plays bass\ |
| 1988 | Nothing matters 'cause we're both in space\ |
| 1989 | Pretty shit we didn't ever date\ |
| 1990 | She plays bass, she plays bass]] |
| 1991 | ** Who is playing? Who's that chick, pounding on the drums? |
| 1992 | *** [[Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld They have a]] '''''[[Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld girl]]''''' [[Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld drummer!?]] |
| 1993 | ** The true loner herself, the [[OneManBand one-girl rock band]], [[Manga/BocchitheRock Hitori Gotoh]]. |
| 1994 | * [[Music/TallyHall Do you want a banana?]] |
| 1995 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Something}} A banana...? What? But... what? How? Oh, maybe the power is inside. I'm gonna eat it and you will see my wrath.]] |
| 1996 | ** [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 Ooh, banana!]] |
| 1997 | ** [[VideoGame/{{WarioWare}} Who likes bananas and not bees? You!]] |
| 1998 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Kris Get The Banana]] |
| 1999 | *** Potassium |
| 2000 | ** [[Film/OzTheGreatAndPowerful Oh, I see. Because I'm a monkey, I must love bananas, right? That is a vicious stereotype!]] |
| 2001 | ** [[VideoGame/SavoirFaire Oh, no, no. You don't just cram yourself with whatever pathetic foodstuff lies at hand -- no one with any self-respect lives that way. What you want is a meal, prepared with some sensitivity and forethought.]] |
| 2002 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Omori}} I love bananas so much. I could stare at them all day.]] |
| 2003 | * [[Music/RayCharles Why lead me through a life of misery]] [[Music/JoeCocker When you don't care a bag of beans for me?]] |
| 2004 | ** [[VideoGame/BestOfThree Once upon a time I cared what you thought of me. It worked out badly.]] |
| 2005 | * [[Music/RayCharles Well, I heard about the fella you been dancing with all over the neighborhood, so why didn't you ask me, baby? Or didn't you think I could?]] |
| 2006 | ** [[Series/KamenRiderDouble Don't ask me questions.]] |
| 2007 | * [[Music/{{Lovebites}} Why do we learn to hate, deceive and lie, hurt each other?]] |
| 2008 | ** [[Series/KamenRiderDouble Didn't I tell you not to ask me questions?]] |
| 2009 | * [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Do people have a tendency to dump on you?]] |
| 2010 | ** [[WebVideo/DarkSimpsons HOT FUDGE!]] |
| 2011 | * [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?]] |
| 2012 | ** [[Webcomic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield "Have you seen my new girlfriend?" "Define 'new'."]] |
| 2013 | * [[Music/ElvisCostello What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?]] |
| 2014 | ** [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet What, drawn, and talk of peace? I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.]] |
| 2015 | * [[Music/{{Sabaton}} Will this war really end all wars?]] |
| 2016 | ** Can a war really end all wars? |
| 2017 | ** Will this war bring another war? |
| 2018 | *** Damn right, it will. |
| 2019 | * [[Music/{{Genesis|Band}} Can you tell me where my country lies?]] |
| 2020 | ** I'd start with wherever the government usually meets. |
| 2021 | * [[Music/{{Eminem}} Hi kids, do you like violence?]] |
| 2022 | ** Violence is the question. The answer: Yes. |
| 2023 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I'd rather give it a rest.]] |
| 2024 | * [[Music/TallyHall What if I told you I could show you something?]] |
| 2025 | * [[Music/TallyHall What if I told you I could make you live?]] |
| 2026 | ** [[Film/Deadpool2016 I'd say you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y.]] |
| 2027 | * [[Music/TallyHall Do you see Banana Man, hopping over on the white hot sand?]] |
| 2028 | * [[Music/TallyHall Won't you please stop complaining?]] |
| 2029 | ** [[WesternAnimation/RaymanTheAnimatedSeries Betina, complaining about Cookie's complaining isn't gonna help.]] |
| 2030 | ** Not until you're dead, nigga. |
| 2031 | ** [[Theatre/CloserThanEver But I'm not complaining.]] |
| 2032 | * [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet, or does the water get him instead?]] |
| 2033 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} How many cold, vitriolic gazes, before these signs of wear will show?]] |
| 2034 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} Did I ever reach out begging for crumbs?]] |
| 2035 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} Are you here in my head?]] |
| 2036 | ** [[VideoGame/Persona3 Deep inside my mind! I didn't compromise just for the love!]] |
| 2037 | * [[Music/{{Royksopp}} Did I ever reach out, asking your view? Your redundant thoughts on what I should do?]] |
| 2038 | ** [[Series/KamenRiderDouble I said don't ask me questions.]] |
| 2039 | * [[Music/{{Sabaton}} See the city burn on the other side // Going down in flames as two worlds collide // Who can now look back with a sense of pride?]] |
| 2040 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!]] |
| 2041 | * [[Music/SystemOfADown Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square, Was fashion the reason why they were there?]] |
| 2042 | * [[Music/MiracleMusical What did it matter? Why would it matter? And could we heal?]] |
| 2043 | ** [[Music/MiracleMusical Why did fire-erupted lands arrive?]] |
| 2044 | ** [[Music/MiracleMusical Why did murderous animals survive?]] |
| 2045 | ** [[Music/MiracleMusical Why did we deserve to be revived?]] |
| 2046 | *** [[WeCannotGoOnWithoutYou Because I lose if the protagonist takes any more damage.]] |
| 2047 | ** [[Music/MiracleMusical Why was any and everything alive?]] |
| 2048 | * [[Music/MiracleMusical Do we remember connected rainbows?]] |
| 2049 | * [[Music/ParryGripp Do you like waffles?]] |
| 2050 | ** [[Music/ParryGripp Do you like pancakes?]] |
| 2051 | *** [[VideoGame/Persona3 Pancakes sound good. We should go out for pancakes next time.]] |
| 2052 | *** [[Webcomic/{{xkcd}} Enough with your pancakes. Enough with your GOD DAMN pancakes.]] |
| 2053 | ** [[Music/ParryGripp Do you like French toast?]] |
| 2054 | *** [[Videogame/{{SSX}} French Toast and]] ''[[Videogame/{{SSX}} syruuuuup!]]'' |
| 2055 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I asked a simple question!]] |
| 2056 | *** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Two words: Beef. Bourguignon.]] |
| 2057 | * [[Music/TallyHall How do you feel? You've been concealing your worries from the world, but you can reveal them to me.]] |
| 2058 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents I feel happy, and sad, and scared, and sad again!]] |
| 2059 | ** I must confess that I am here to kill you. |
| 2060 | * [[Music/AngryAnderson Life's tough! So what?]] |
| 2061 | ** ItsHardSoItSucks |
| 2062 | ** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Life? Don't talk to me about life.]] |
| 2063 | * [[Music/OzzyOsbourne Mr. Crowley, what went on in your head?]] |
| 2064 | ** [[Music/MiracleMusical Someone help me understand what's going on inside my mind!]] |
| 2065 | ** Oh, Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead? |
| 2066 | *** [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons "Speak With Dead" is only a third level spell.]] |
| 2067 | * [[Music/BabyAnimals What do you mean when you say // That she's your girlfriend today?]] |
| 2068 | ** [[VideoGame/PersonaQShadowOfTheLabyrinth He has a different girl for every day of the week, and he's constantly picking up new girls and keeping it a secret. I mean, what a complete scumbag! And he wants to meet me!? I'm going to give him a piece of my mind!]] |
| 2069 | * [[Music/{{Soundgarden}} How would I know that this could be my fate?]] |
| 2070 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I am a student of all realities.]] |
| 2071 | * [[Music/ElvisPresley Well, bless my soul, what's wrong with me?]] |
| 2072 | ** You know. |
| 2073 | ** [[Theatre/TheLionKing Do you want the short list or the long?]] |
| 2074 | ** [[Series/DontHugMeImScared Hey, c'mon, it's not your fault. You're just a [CENSORED].]] |
| 2075 | ** [[WesternAnimation/KampKoral You smell bad! Your suckers need clipping! Your armpit hair is long enough to braid! Your breath can peel paint, and your skin is all--]] |
| 2076 | ** [[Comicbook/{{DOOM}} There's nothing wrong with you that I can't fix... with my hands!]] |
| 2077 | * [[Music/HuntersAndCollectors We were so far from home, so how were we to know, there'd be nothing left to plunder when we stumbled on the holy grail?]] |
| 2078 | ** Didn't I tell you that I know everything? |
| 2079 | * [[Music/{{Spiderbait}} Don't you wanna be a personality?]] |
| 2080 | ** [[WebComic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield Up on classic literature. A personality!]] |
| 2081 | * [[Music/LosDelRio Now come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town, and his two friends were soooo fine.]] |
| 2082 | ** Let them be. They'll die soon. |
| 2083 | * [[Music/TallyHall Can you feel the force that it brings not to worry 'bout things?]] |
| 2084 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants The world is lovely when nothing is wrong!]] |
| 2085 | ** [[Music/{{Coupons}} It's not a perfect day! The world is still on fire!]] |
| 2086 | * [[Music/{{Nirvana}} Where do bad folks go when they die?]] |
| 2087 | ** In hell! |
| 2088 | ** [[Music/MeatLoaf Good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere.]] |
| 2089 | ** [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Trapped in the void of space, stuck between organic and inorganic, never to return to Earth again. Until eventually, they stopped thinking.]] |
| 2090 | * [[Music/{{Waterparks}} How'd you get your band name?]] |
| 2091 | ** [[Literature/TrickyBusiness Funny story behind that. Our bass player, Johnny, he got into a...]] |
| 2092 | * [[Music/{{Waterparks}} Is that your real first name?]] |
| 2093 | ** It's just a FanNickname. |
| 2094 | ** [[Film/MeetTheParents Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.]] |
| 2095 | ** [[Creator/JimmyDavis Now, those weren't their real names. No, uh, their real names were Shaft, Sad Sack and... A Bed. But of course, nobody could 'member those, so we took to calling them Ren and Stimpy, and uh... A Penny.]] |
| 2096 | ** [[Literature/ThePilgrimsProgress This is not my name, but indeed it is a nickname that is given me by some that cannot abide me, and I must be content to bear it as a reproach, as other good men have borne theirs before me.]] |
| 2097 | ** [[Music/TheTingTings They call me hell, they call me Stacey, they call me Her, they call me Jane. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. They call me quiet, but I'm a riot. Mary-Jo-Lisa, Always the same. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name.]] |
| 2098 | ** [[WebAnimation/ElliotGoesToSchool His real name is Colin, but we call him Elliot because we're cool!]] |
| 2099 | ** It is. {{My name|isInigoMontoya}} '''''[[MynameISInigoMontoya IS]]''''' [[MynameisInigoMontoya Inigo Montoya]]. |
| 2100 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Not anymore! From now on, you're Becky!]] |
| 2101 | * [[Music/{{Waterparks}} Can you text and can you follow back 'cause it's my birthday?]] |
| 2102 | ** [[Music/TheBeatles They say it's your birthday. Well, it's my birthday too, yeah.]] |
| 2103 | * [[Music/FooFighters What if I say I'm not like the others?]] |
| 2104 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Says you]] [[NeverheardTHATonebefore and a thousand others.]] |
| 2105 | * [[Music/FooFighters What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?]] |
| 2106 | ** A question I've heard many times before. |
| 2107 | * [[Music/FooFighters What if I say I will never surrender?]] |
| 2108 | ** [[Literature/BookofExodus What is that in your hand?]] |
| 2109 | * [[Music/MotleyCrue Oooh, are you ready, girls? Oooh, are you ready now?]] |
| 2110 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Aye aye, Captain!]] |
| 2111 | *** [[Creator/{{HBO}} For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world, ladies and gentlemen... LLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO]] [[Wrestling/DGenerationX SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIT!!!]] |
| 2112 | ** For what? |
| 2113 | *** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Only the]] [[ItsthebestwhateverEVER greatest disco reboot ever!]] |
| 2114 | * [[Music/EarthWindAndFire Do you remember the 21st night of September?]] |
| 2115 | ** [[Film/StreetFighter I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it. For you, the 21st night of September was the most important day of your life.]] ButForMeItWasTuesday. |
| 2116 | ** [[Music/{{Castlecomer}} I remember when we kissed, September! Nothing could compare to this!]] |
| 2117 | ** [[Music/AmericanIdiot Wake me up when September ends.]] |
| 2118 | * [[Creator/BoBurnham Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?]] |
| 2119 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Attempt it and you die!]] |
| 2120 | *** [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendofRonBurgundy Boy...that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand.]] |
| 2121 | * [[Creator/BoBurnham Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?]] |
| 2122 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 They died, I was paying. Piss off.]] |
| 2123 | * [[Creator/BoBurnham What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?]] |
| 2124 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I can go both ways.]] |
| 2125 | * [[Creator/BoBurnham Hey, what can you say?]] |
| 2126 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents You talk? In a nasally voice that reminds me of someone I hate?]] |
| 2127 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Dude, I'm just a background character, I'm not supposed to say anything! I don't even have a name!]] |
| 2128 | ** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Well, he don't know talking good like you and me, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot", exclusively in that order.]] |
| 2129 | * [[Music/SmashMouth My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?]] |
| 2130 | ** Two words: "Fuck" and "You". |
| 2131 | ** [[Webcomic/{{Gunshow}} This is]] [[ObviouslyNotFine fine.]] |
| 2132 | ** [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Everything is catching, yes everything is catching on fire.]] |
| 2133 | * [[CharityMotivationSong Do they know it's Christmas time?]] |
| 2134 | ** [[VideoGame/TheGreatBookOfMario Thanksgiving is upon us, which means the holiday season is in full swing.]] |
| 2135 | ** [[Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough I thought Christmas only comes once a year.]] |
| 2136 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do! So let's all rejoice for Jesus, and merry fucking Christmas to you!]] |
| 2137 | ** [[Music/{{Lordi}} Something something blah blah to you, yeah\ |
| 2138 | All the sincere wishes come true\ |
| 2139 | I put vengeance on my wish list\ |
| 2140 | And that's what Santa brought\ |
| 2141 | So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah.]] |
| 2142 | * [[Music/PeteSeeger Which side are you on? Which side are you on?]] |
| 2143 | ** [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker Not.]] [[Wrestling/JakeRoberts Yours.]] |
| 2144 | ** [[Theatre/{{Chess}} Nobody's on nobody's side.]] |
| 2145 | * [[Music/TheCranberries What's in your head, in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie?]] |
| 2146 | ** [[Music/MenAtWork Travelling in a fried-out kombi, on a hippie trail, head full of zombie.]] |
| 2147 | ** [[Music/PinkFloyd There's someone in my head, but it's not me.]] |
| 2148 | ** [[VideoGame/MaxPayne2TheFallOfMaxPayne You have a tumor in your brain. It's making you mad. We're forced to operate... aggressively.]] |
| 2149 | * [[Music/{{Enya}} Who can say where the road goes?]] |
| 2150 | ** [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 Where we're going, we don't NEED roads!]] |
| 2151 | ** Google Maps. |
| 2152 | * [[Music/{{Sabaton}} After the war has been won, deception or treason, who can tell? Who stood to gain? Who stood to lose? Who did the dying?]] |
| 2153 | ** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Every man dies. Not every man really lives.]] |
| 2154 | * [[Music/{{Wheatus}} How does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about me?]] |
| 2155 | ** She knows everything about you. |
| 2156 | * [[Creator/MercedesLackey Kerowyn, Kerowyn, where are you going?\ |
| 2157 | Dressed in men's clothing, a sword by your side,\ |
| 2158 | Your face pale as death, and your eyes full of fury\ |
| 2159 | Kerowyn, Kerowyn, where do you ride?]] |
| 2160 | ** [[Wrestling/EddieGuerrero We aren't going to New York City... but we are going for a ride! And I promise you it'll be better than Disneyland!]] |
| 2161 | * [[Music/TenCC Is it really such a crime\ |
| 2162 | For a guy to spend his time\ |
| 2163 | At the local dance at the local county jail?]] |
| 2164 | ** It's a felony in twenty-seven states. |
| 2165 | * [[Music/FountainsOfWayne Stacy, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me.]] |
| 2166 | ** [[Music/WhiteTown … Well, I guess what you say is true… I could never be the right kind of girl for you. I could never be your woman]] |
| 2167 | * [[Music/TheRollingStones Am I hard enough?]] |
| 2168 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Lunarosse}} When I agreed to come by and get you up, I didn't agree to get THAT up!]] |
| 2169 | ** Am I rough enough? |
| 2170 | *** [[Videogame/Injustice2 You don't even know me!]] |
| 2171 | ** Am I rich enough? |
| 2172 | *** I'm still richer. |
| 2173 | * [[Music/SaveFace Does it strike a nerve when you think of the person that you used to be?]] |
| 2174 | ** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Jesse was an excruciating loser who couldn't get a date with anyone in the sighted community! Look at me. I'm a new man!]] |
| 2175 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie2TheSecondPart I am so disappointed in myself.]] |
| 2176 | ** [[Music/RelientK Who I am hates who I've been.]] |
| 2177 | * [[Music/{{Castlecomer}} I like being poor, do you like being poor?]] |
| 2178 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark You better stop being so poor or else I'm gonna start huckin' rocks at you.]] |
| 2179 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Being poor sucks!]] |
| 2180 | * [[Music/{{TISM}} Whatareya? (You're a yob or you're a wanker)]] |
| 2181 | * [[Music/{{TISM}} What Nationality is Les Murray?]][[labelnote:Actual Answer]]Hungarian-Australian[[/labelnote]] |
| 2182 | * [[Music/{{TISM}} Everyone else has had more sex than me... does anybody else get that feeling?]] |
| 2183 | ** [[VIdeogame/Injustice2 Humans are obsessed with scatology...]] |
| 2184 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheaddoAmerica Damn it! This always happens. I think I'm gonna score and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, um... a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score! But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score. It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old like these people... but they've probably scored! It's like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times! But not us. We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!]] |
| 2185 | ** [[Theatre/BeMoreChill Just accept you're one of those guys who'll be a virgin 'til he dies.]] |
| 2186 | * [[Music/RedHook Shit, why did I get drunk again\ |
| 2187 | And get it on with all my friends?\ |
| 2188 | Did it with my best friend, and his roommate too\ |
| 2189 | And his roommate's girlfriend -- hey, what's wrong with you?]] |
| 2190 | ** [[Videogame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas I'm clean, legit.]] |
| 2191 | * [[Music/GoldenEarring Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?]] |
| 2192 | ** [[Creator/RogerEbert I may disapprove of a movie for going too far, and yet have a sneaky regard for a movie that goes much, much farther than merely too far.]] |
| 2193 | * [[Music/RedHook Oops, I did drugs again last night!\ |
| 2194 | My younger self would be mortified!\ |
| 2195 | 'cause Captain Planet told me to say no!\ |
| 2196 | Oh, what happened?]] |
| 2197 | ** [[VIdeogame/MortalKOMbat11 Are you out of your damn mind?]] |
| 2198 | * [[Music/{{Jhariah}} You're safe for now, but are you happy?]] |
| 2199 | ** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender I'm never happy.]] |
| 2200 | ** What a joke. Happiness doesn't exist in a [[CrapsackWOrld world]] like this. |
| 2201 | ** [[VIdeogame/TheWalkingDeadArcade What a joke. No one is safe here.]] |
| 2202 | ** [[Music/{{Garbage}} I'm only happy when it rains.]] |
| 2203 | ** [[Creator/HunterSThompson Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”]] |
| 2204 | * [[Music/CrimsonGlory We will die for the dragon -- is there a reason?]] |
| 2205 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} I don't really have a good reason, but if I did, you'd be like "Oh, that's a good reason".]] |
| 2206 | * [[Music/{{Prince}} Why do we scream at each other?]] |
| 2207 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents STOP YELLING AT ME FOR YELLING AT YOU FOR YELLING AT ME FOR YELLING AT COSMO FOR YELLING AT YOU!]] |
| 2208 | ** [[WebVideo/NonePiece I'M GOOD AT YELLING TOO!]] |
| 2209 | * [[Music/TheSmashingPumpkins Tell me I'm the chosen one!]] |
| 2210 | ** Sorry, [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} that has to be in the form of a question]]. |
| 2211 | ** [[Creator/CleolindaJones You're not a neglected orphan sleeping in a cupboard! You're a wizard! You're the bestest wizard of all and you're also great at sports and you had rich, wizardly parents who loved you so much they died for you (but you've still got their money) and also, we brought you birthday cake!]] |
| 2212 | * [[Music/SaveFace So can you give me one more kill for the highlight reel 'til I can't feel anything?]] |
| 2213 | ** [[WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow I'll get the crossbow!]] |
| 2214 | * [[Music/SuperGhostbusters Why the fuck is all the food full of ghost?!]] |
| 2215 | ** [[VideoGame/PaperMario64 I smell delicious ghosts!]] |
| 2216 | * [[Music/{{Rainbow}} Where is your star? Is it far? Is it far?]] |
| 2217 | ** [[Music/{{Jamiroquai}} I'm scanning all my radars when she said she's from a quasar, 40 thousand million light years away]] |
| 2218 | ** [[Franchise/PeterPan The second one to the right, straight on till morning.]] |
| 2219 | ** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Alpha Centauri. For heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light-years away, you know.]] |
| 2220 | * [[Music/RoryWebley Why do you keep telling your parents to check under your bed?]] |
| 2221 | * [[Music/DeanMartin Ain't that a kick in the head?]] |
| 2222 | ** [[Series/CobraKai It was an illegal kick.]] |
| 2223 | ** [[Radio/TheFrantics People talking in movie shows\ |
| 2224 | People smoking in bed\ |
| 2225 | People voting Republican\ |
| 2226 | Give them a boot to the head!]] |
| 2227 | * [[Music/{{Phoneboy}} How to clean out stain from carpet?]] |
| 2228 | ** [[Series/DontHugMeImScared Hello, stain! That's a funny word. Maybe I could be called Stain!]] |
| 2229 | * [[Music/AliceCooper Mommy, where's Daddy? He's been gone for so long. Do you think he'll ever come home?]] |
| 2230 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsHnOlYLTok MY CHILDREN, I HAVE BROUGHT THE MILK BACK FROM MY 5 YEAR TRIP TO THE SHOP!]] |
| 2231 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons He didn't leave, he went to the store! And when he comes back, I'll wave those Pop-Tarts right in your face!]] |
| 2232 | ** [[Music/TaylorSwift Daddy can't come to the phone right now... Why? Because he's dead.]] |
| 2233 | ** [[ParentNeverCameBackFromTheStore He's buying milk.]] |
| 2234 | ** [[Music/PinkFloyd Daddy’s gone across the ocean … leaving only memories”]] |
| 2235 | * [[Music/TheHumanLeague Don't you want me, baby?]] |
| 2236 | * [[Music/{{Nemophila}} Rock'n'roll is?]] |
| 2237 | ** [[Music/{{VOCALOID}} Go Google it, bitch!]] |
| 2238 | * [[Music/{{Lovebites}} What is right? What is wrong? What is sin? Who's to decide?]] |
| 2239 | ** [[WesternAnimation/RockAndRule Try to realize, there is no longer black or white, good or evil. We've evolved beyond that. We all must have our own personal view of "right" and "wrong."]] |
| 2240 | ** [[Music/PetShopBoys When I look back upon my life, it's always with a sense of shame. I've always been the one to blame. For everything I long to do, no matter when or where or who h as one thing in common too. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin, it's a sin. Everything I've ever done, everything I ever do, every place I've ever been, everywhere I'm going to, it's a sin.]] |
| 2241 | * [[Music/{{Lovebites}} What do you see in this whirlpool of insanity?]] |
| 2242 | ** Nothing. [[Videogame/Injustice2 I'm the most sane man I know.]] |
| 2243 | * [[Music/{{Eurythmics}} Is it raining with you?]] |
| 2244 | ** ItsRainingMen! [[WaxingLyrical Hallelujah!]] [[Music/TheWeatherGirls It's raining men!]] |
| 2245 | ** [[Music/OrigamiAngel It's been raining the whole summer!]] |
| 2246 | * [[Music/SteelyDan Are you reelin' in the years?]] |
| 2247 | ** [[Videogame/Injustice2 No facts support your thesis.]] |
| 2248 | * [[Music/{{Megadeth}} Peace sells... but who's buying?]] |
| 2249 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Shut up and take my money!]] |
| 2250 | ** [[Film/TheSuicideSquad I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I kill to get it.]] |
| 2251 | * [[Music/TheChemicalBrothers Where you going, baby?]] |
| 2252 | ** [[Film/GonewiththeWind Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.]] |
| 2253 | ** [[Series/TheWestWing "Where are YOU going?" "I was following you." "I was following YOU."]] |
| 2254 | * [[Music/SoulAsylum How on earth did I get so jaded?]] |
| 2255 | ** [[Videogame/Injustice2 Perhaps crushing you will refresh your recollection.]] |
| 2256 | ** [[Justforfun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Browsing TV Tropes can have that effect on you.]] |
| 2257 | * [[Music/JustinTimberlake What you gonna do with all that meat?]] |
| 2258 | ** [[Recap/ILoveLucyS1E29TheFreezer Don't ask questions. Just get a knife and a fork and a bottle of ketchup and follow me to the biggest barbecue in the whole world!]] |
| 2259 | ** [[Film/TheAdventuresOfRobinHood I no sooner enter his castle doors with a piece of meat, than his starving servants try to snatch it from me.]] |
| 2260 | * [[Music/{{Lovebites}} Everything was whited out the morning I woke up... What went wrong?]] |
| 2261 | ** The only thing I can see is nothing but piercing light... what went wrong? |
| 2262 | ** [[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver You ran out of useable Pokémon.]] |
| 2263 | * [[Music/BoDiddley Who do you love?]] |
| 2264 | ** [[Theatre/{{Follies}} I don't love me!]] |
| 2265 | ** [[VideoGame/JetSetRadio I love-love-love-love... you\ |
| 2266 | You love-love-love-love... me?\ |
| 2267 | I love love love you\ |
| 2268 | I love love love you\ |
| 2269 | I love you\ |
| 2270 | I-I-I-I... love you, love you...\ |
| 2271 | Love, love, love...\ |
| 2272 | Love, love, love...\ |
| 2273 | Do you love me too?]] |
| 2274 | ** Film/ILoveYouBethCooper |
| 2275 | ** [[Music/{{Divinyls}} I love myself, I want you to love me.]] |
| 2276 | ** [[Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet I am a lass who alas loves a lad\ |
| 2277 | Who alas loves a lass in Canterbury.]] |
| 2278 | * [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Who's that standing out my window?]] |
| 2279 | ** Are you hallucinating? |
| 2280 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants He's just standing there...]] ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants menacingly!]]'' |
| 2281 | * [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?]] |
| 2282 | ** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Damn right I am.]] |
| 2283 | ** [[WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Go on, get out of here or I'll black your other peeper!]] |
| 2284 | ** [[Creator/JimmyDavis So, the myth is that if you get shot in the eye, it probably wouldn't kill you. Myth busted.]] |
| 2285 | ** [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist What's it like having the fluids inside of your eyes boil? I'd imagine it might sting a little.]] |
| 2286 | ** [[Film/ThreeHundred It's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.]] |
| 2287 | * [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Who's knockin' on the wall?]] |
| 2288 | ** Come on, that's just you hallucinating. |
| 2289 | ** Is this another KnockKnockJoke? |
| 2290 | ** [[Literature/TheRaven 'Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door-- Some late visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door;-- This it is and nothing more.]] |
| 2291 | * [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants What's that blue thing doing here?]] |
| 2292 | ** [[Music/Eiffel65 Yo, listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world. And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him, inside and outside...]] |
| 2293 | * [[Music/{{Sabaton}} How many wasted lives? How many dreams did fade away?]] |
| 2294 | ** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Billions, my by count.]] |
| 2295 | ** [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood I don't know; how many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?]] |
| 2296 | * [[Music/{{Oasis}} Where were you while we were getting high?]] |
| 2297 | ** I was studying the blade. |
| 2298 | * [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Yes, no, maybe, I don't know... can you repeat the question?]] |
| 2299 | ** [[Music/TheBeatles I think I know, I mean—er—yes, but it's all wrong. That is, I think I disagree.]] |
| 2300 | * [[Music/RedHook Did I crash land in Wonderland?]] |
| 2301 | * [[Music/RedHook What's with this critic, so damn sadistic, blaring on my frequency?]] |
| 2302 | * [[Music/{{YonKaGor}} How many of you can relate?]] |
| 2303 | ** [[Music/{{Logic}} Woo!]] |
| 2304 | * [[Music/TomTomClub What'cha gonna do when you get outta jail?]] |
| 2305 | ** Add more people to kill until the cops are powerless. |
| 2306 | ** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy I swear to God, you let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!]] |
| 2307 | * [[Music/RedHook Are you gonna be somebody who don't feel like somebody unless they're making somebody feel like nobody?]] |
| 2308 | ** [[Music/TheBeatles It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out. It doesn't matter much to me.]] |
| 2309 | * [[Music/TalkingHeads And you may ask yourself... what is that beautiful house?]] |
| 2310 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants It’s a pineapple under the sea.]] |
| 2311 | ** And you may ask yourself... where does that highway go to? |
| 2312 | *** [[Music/{{ACDC}} I'm on a highway to hell!]] |
| 2313 | ** And you may ask yourself... am I right? Am I wrong? |
| 2314 | *** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons No. it's the children who are wrong.]] |
| 2315 | ** And you may say to yourself... my god! What have I done? |
| 2316 | * [[Music/RedHook Are these flashing red lights warning signs?]] |
| 2317 | ** [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration There are four lights!]] |
| 2318 | * [[Music/RedHook What is your childhood trauma?]] |
| 2319 | ** [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Seeing my parents gunned down before my eyes.]] |
| 2320 | ** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.]] |
| 2321 | ** [[WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, and stability in a mansion, and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that.]] |
| 2322 | ** [[Theatre/AChorusLine Tied up and raped at seven. Seriously! Seriously!]] |
| 2323 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}} I come from what you might call a broken home.]] [[DoomedHometown Literally broken.]] |
| 2324 | * [[Music/RandyNewman Won't nobody help a naked man?]] |
| 2325 | ** [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica Pull your damn pants up, boy! I don't want to see that!]] |
| 2326 | ** ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!]]'' |
| 2327 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Cover your shame, man!]] |
| 2328 | ** [[Film/MysteryMen Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.]] |
| 2329 | * [[Music/{{Ace}} How long has this been going on?]] |
| 2330 | ** Timeline after timeline, this has been going on for many timelines. |
| 2331 | * [[Music/KellyClarkson What happened to Miss Independent?]] |
| 2332 | ** [[Videogame/MortalKombat11 I finished her in a]] FlawlessVictory. |
| 2333 | * [[Music/RedHook My psych, your psych, put 'em in a ring!\ |
| 2334 | Let 'em fight it out, who's to blame for everything?]] |
| 2335 | ** [[Series/{{Psych}} Your worst inhibition's gonna psych you out in the end!]] |
| 2336 | * [[Music/RoryWebley Are You Scared Yet?]] |
| 2337 | ** [[Webcomic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield There's just something about peeling a toad that creeps me out.]] |
| 2338 | * [[Music/VanHalen What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?]] |
| 2339 | ** [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The biggest slut in the Western Hemisphere.]] |
| 2340 | ** [[Music/Timbuk3 I've got a crazy teacher and he wears dark glasses.]] |
| 2341 | ** [[Music/ThePolice Just like the old man]] [[Literature/{{Lolita}} in that book by Nabokov.]] |
| 2342 | * [[Music/RockAndHyde And if I wash my hands in your dirty water, will your religion make me clean?]] |
| 2343 | ** [[VIdeogame/Injustice2 Cry me a river.]] |
| 2344 | * [[Music/RickSpringfield I wish that I had Jessie's girl. Where can I find a woman like that?]] |
| 2345 | ** [[MurderTheHypotenuse Kill Jessie. Then you'll have her all to yourself.]] |
| 2346 | ** [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Try the local sewer.]] |
| 2347 | * [[Music/{{Cavetown}} If ladybugs are girls, how do you make kids together?]] |
| 2348 | ** [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife So, being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl! Is that it, flyboy?]] |
| 2349 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents The stork!]] |
| 2350 | * [[Music/WillWood Blood, didn’t they want your blood?]] |
| 2351 | ** [[Music/MaddsBuckley Tasting your blood means I love you!]] |
| 2352 | ** [[Music/MyChemicalRomance So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff. Give them all that they can drink, and it will never be enough.]] |
| 2353 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadtoElDorado Do you know why the gods demand blood? Because gods don't bleed.]] |
| 2354 | * [[Music/GreenDay Do you know what's worth fighting for, When it's not worth dying for?]] |
| 2355 | ** [[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} A girl?]] |
| 2356 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse You have no idea what death means to mortals, do you?]] |
| 2357 | * [[Music/{{Lovebites}} And when the crescent moon turns into a new moon, the lids of five coffins open in silence. Why are those inside adorned in white once again? And why do they play heavy metal again?]] |
| 2358 | ** [[Music/TenaciousD You can't kill the Metal. The Metal will live on.]] |
| 2359 | * [[Music/GaryGlitter Do you wanna touch me there?]] |
| 2360 | ** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "Touch." "Don't touch!"]] |
| 2361 | ** [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment No touching!]] |
| 2362 | ** [[Film/TheRoom2003 Don touch me, motherfocker.]] |
| 2363 | ** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]] |
| 2364 | ** [[Music/MCHammer Can't touch this!]] |
| 2365 | ** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged ...I need an adult.]] |
| 2366 | ** [[Creator/{{Geibuchan}} I gotta touch somebody right now!]] |
| 2367 | * [[Music/DemiTheDaredevil If I have a good heart, why does the universe laugh at me?]] |
| 2368 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie2TheSecondPart Wyldstyle said you're not tough enough to do this! You haven't changed with the times! You're stuck in the past a quarter-score ago!]] |
| 2369 | * [[Music/TheCars Who's gonna drive you home tonight?]] |
| 2370 | ** [[Series/TopGearUK Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat. All we know is he's called The Stig.]] |
| 2371 | ** [[Series/KnightRider K.I.T.T will drive you … to Knight]] |
| 2372 | ** [[Music/NapoleonXIV They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!]] |
| 2373 | * [[Music/{{Eminem}} Guess who's back, back again?]] |
| 2374 | ** [[Music/VanillaIce Ice is back with a brand new invention.]] |
| 2375 | *** [[Literature/ThroughTheLookingGlass But the tune isn't his own invention.]] [[SampledUp It's]] [[Music/DavidBowie "Under]] [[Music/QueenBand Pressure."]] |
| 2376 | ** [[Music/SuperGhostbusters Ghostbusters! They're back in town!]] |
| 2377 | ** [[Music/AliceCooper He's Back! He's the man behind the mask! And he's out of control.]] |
| 2378 | ** [[Music/LLCoolJ Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years.]] |
| 2379 | *** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas Just unemployed.]] |
| 2380 | ** [[Music/BackstreetBoys Backstreet's back, alright!]] |
| 2381 | *** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps You don't really want to get anyone else excited about the Backstreet Boys tour, cause the moment, if you went to that tour and you shared that experience with somebody, they're gonna get tickets... They'll be like, "Backstreet's back? All right!"]] |
| 2382 | ** [[Film/JohnWick People keep asking me "Are you back?" and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinking I'm back!]] |
| 2383 | ** [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 He's back again, and about time, too!]] |
| 2384 | *** [[Music/{{Brentalfloss}} But he’s not Chunky! He’s dead.]] |
| 2385 | ** [[Creator/JimmyDavis He's back again, and he's back again again!]] |
| 2386 | * [[Music/NoDoubt I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?]] |
| 2387 | ** To become a coach on ''Series/TheVoice''. |
| 2388 | ** ScrewDestiny |
| 2389 | ** [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.]] |
| 2390 | ** [[Music/LacunaCoil Destiny can't replace my life. Scary shadows of my past are alive.]] |
| 2391 | * [[Music/AlanisMorissette Isn't It Ironic?]] |
| 2392 | ** [[Film/ThePrincessBride You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.]] |
| 2393 | * [[Music/StoneTemplePilots Where ya going for tomorrow?]] |
| 2394 | ** [[Music/GinBlossoms Tomorrow, we can drive around this town and let the cops chase us around.]] |
| 2395 | ** ''Film/IfItsTuesdayThisMustBeBelgium'' |
| 2396 | * [[Music/TheKLF What Time is Love?]] |
| 2397 | ** [[Music/IronMaiden Two...minutes...to midnight!]] |
| 2398 | ** [[VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesTurtlesInTime Big Apple 3 am.]] |
| 2399 | ** [[VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesShreddersRevenge Big Apple 3 pm.]] |
| 2400 | * [[Creator/TomCardy Hey girl, what's your favorite film?]] |
| 2401 | ** Well, it's definitely not the one coating the surface of my shower. That's why I use [[ProductPlacement TropeCo Magic Sponge]]. |
| 2402 | *** [[Literature/OurWivesUnderTheSea You might want to check up on your wife, then.]] |
| 2403 | ** [[https://youtu.be/E0KxkLg8LZU?si=DZMfQC81khmiHBtW DUNE! 1984! The Alan Smithee cut, of course!]] |
| 2404 | * [[Music/JoeJackson Is she really going out with him?]] |
| 2405 | ** [[Film/{{Sneakers}} Wait. A computer matched HER with HIM? I don't think so.]] |
| 2406 | ** [[Music/RickSpringfield And she's watching him with those eyes. And she's loving him with that body, I just know it. Yeah, and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night.]] |
| 2407 | * [[Music/LisaLougheed Here I go again, running out of time. Can't we think of something new?]] |
| 2408 | * [[Music/BuffaloSpringfield Stop, hey, what's that sound?]] |
| 2409 | ** [[Theatre/{{Macbeth}} Hear it not, Duncan; for it is a knell,\ |
| 2410 | That summons thee to heaven, or to hell.]] |
| 2411 | ** [[Film/TheMatrix That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death.]] |
| 2412 | ** [[Literature/SlaughterhouseFive Poo-tee-weet?]] |
| 2413 | ** [[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded "Is that the Justice League calling?" "I don't hear anything." "Me neither." "Exactly!"]] |
| 2414 | ** [[Film/TheGoonies Chunk, I hope that was your stomach.]] |
| 2415 | ** [[Theatre/MaryMary Well, I don't know—it]] ''[[Theatre/MaryMary sounds]]'' [[Theatre/MaryMary like a gall bladder attack.]] |
| 2416 | ** [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy I think it's the sound of NO ONE CARING!]] |
| 2417 | * [[Music/ScissorSisters What do you get when you twerk and twirl and you work and you swerve and you swirl?]] |
| 2418 | * [[Music/CyndiLauper I drove all night, crept in your room, woke you from your sleep to make love to you. Is that all right?]] |
| 2419 | ** [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill That's my purse! I don't know you!]] |
| 2420 | * [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Did you just what?]] |
| 2421 | * [[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers Tell me, baby, what's your story?]] |
| 2422 | ** [[Film/SpiderMan1 You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart.]] |
| 2423 | ** [[Theatre/AnythingGoes My story is much too sad to be told.]] |
| 2424 | ** [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment It's the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.]] |
| 2425 | ** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX I was just a boy. A boy about your age, actually. I wanted to change the world, too. But I changed nothing. That is my story.]] |
| 2426 | *** [[Music/MiracleMusical I was just a boy, you see, I plead of thee have sympathy for me!]] |
| 2427 | * [[Music/JunoSongs What can we do when our lives fade?]] |
| 2428 | ** [[Film/TheAdventuresOfSharkboyAndLavagirl Cry? Scream?]] |
| 2429 | *** [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc1 In my professional opinion, now is the perfect time TO PANIC!]] |
| 2430 | ** [[Literature/DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight Rage, rage against the dying of the light.]] |
| 2431 | *** [[WesternAnimation/BigMouth Rage! FUCKING RAGE!]] |
| 2432 | ** [[Anime/ScottPilgrimTakesOff Respawn in our hometowns.]] |
| 2433 | ** [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk We go out as we lived -- Suffering!]] |
| 2434 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie2TheSecondPart Nothing we can do except sing a mature, sad song as we fade to black.]] |
| 2435 | * [[Music/{{Radiohead}} How come I end up where I started?]] |
| 2436 | ** [[VideoGame/{{Gex}} All that work and I'm back where I started. It's just like college!]] |
| 2437 | ** DoorToBefore |
| 2438 | ** WraparoundBackground |
| 2439 | * [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants D, world destruction, O-ver and overture, N, do I need, apostrophe, T need this torture?]] |
| 2440 | * [[Music/VampireWeekend Is your bed made?]] |
| 2441 | ** This IKEA furniture takes time to assemble, please be patient. |
| 2442 | * [[Music/TearsForFears Hello, teacher. Tell me, what's my lesson?]] |
| 2443 | ** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender You will learn respect! And suffering will be your teacher!]] |
| 2444 | ** [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade Archaeology is the search for facts, not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Professor Tyree's Philosophy course is right down the hall.]] |
| 2445 | ** [[Film/BoBurnhamInside Today, we're gonna learn about the world!]] |
| 2446 | ** [[Anime/CowboyBebop Lesson, lesson: if you see a stranger, follow him.]] |
| 2447 | * [[Music/VampireWeekend Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?]] |
| 2448 | ** The panda who eats, shoots, and leaves. |
| 2449 | * [[Music/TheWho Why don't you all fffffade away?]] |
| 2450 | ** [[Music/JeffBlackburn It's better to burn out than to fade away.]] |
| 2451 | * [[Music/{{Diesel}} Don't you know to cry in shame, when you've got yourself to blame?]] |
| 2452 | ** It's NeverMyFault. |
| 2453 | * [[Music/VampireWeekend But if I wait for a holiday, could it stop my fear?]] |
| 2454 | * [[Music/VampireWeekend Why are the horses racing taxis in the winter?]] |
| 2455 | * [[Music/PaulaCole Where have all the cowboys gone?]] |
| 2456 | ** [[Music/{{REM}} All the way to Reno.]] |
| 2457 | * [[Music/AndrewBird Monsters?]] |
| 2458 | ** [[VideoGame/SilentHill3 They looked like monsters to you?]] |
| 2459 | * Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? |
| 2460 | * [[Music/BillieEilish What was I made for?]] |
| 2461 | ** [[Music/{{KISS}} I was made for loving you, baby, you were made for loving me]] |
| 2462 | ** [[Film/X2XMenUnited You are nothing but a failed experiment.]] |
| 2463 | ** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill...!]] |
| 2464 | * [[Music/GeorgeFredericHandel Where shall I fly? Where hide this guilty head?]] |
| 2465 | ** [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Between my thighs.]] [[VideoGame/{{Borderlands}} Hey-oh!]] |
| 2466 | *** [[VideoGame/PokerNight2 SHUT THE F**K UP, STEVE!]] |
| 2467 | * [[Music/TomCardy Do you like my space metaphors?]] |
| 2468 | * [[Music/TenaciousD Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?]] |
| 2469 | ** [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me, the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, 'By the power of Grayskull!']] |
| 2470 | * [[Music/TheCramps What's inside a girl?]] |
| 2471 | * [[Music/BelindaCarlisle Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?]] |
| 2472 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Well, sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your card is only worth...everything I've got.]] |
| 2473 | * [[Music/{{Lovebites}} What's the worst way to die? Burning to death or drowning?]] |
| 2474 | ** [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Burning to death while drowning.]] |
| 2475 | ** [[Music/WillWood You could drown, or choke, or burn, or be hit by a car!]] |
| 2476 | ** [[Music/ScissorSisters Oh, I could throw you in the lake, or feed you poisoned birthday cake...]] |
| 2477 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheOblongs Drowning is my third favorite way to die, but they're all good.]] |
| 2478 | ** [[Creator/RobertFrost From what I’ve tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate to say that for destruction ice is also great, and would suffice.]] |
| 2479 | * [[Music/OrigamiAngel Where are you, my sunny feeling I knew as a kid?]] |
| 2480 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE SUMMER OF '83!]] |
| 2481 | * [[Music/OutKast What's cooler than being cool?]] |
| 2482 | ** [[Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale A basilisk.]] |
| 2483 | ** '''[[Film/BatmanAndRobin THE ICE AGE!]]''' |
| 2484 | ** [[Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews I used to be a renegade, I used to fool around. But I couldn't take the punishment and had to settle down. Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes, I cut my hair. You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care. Because I can tell what's going on. It's hip to be square!]] |
| 2485 | * [[Music/WillWood Did I earn this stupid hat? Is now really a good time for a new tattoo?]] |
| 2486 | ** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Now, Meg, you know my feelings on tattoos.]] |
| 2487 | * [[Music/WillWood Am I pretty enough to lie to?]] |
| 2488 | * [[Music/WillWood Is there cheese in the great beyond?]] |
| 2489 | * [[Music/WillWood Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that bad?]] |
| 2490 | ** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer I hate to break it to you, O Impotent One, but you're not the "Big Bad" anymore. You're not even the "Kind of Naughty".]] |
| 2491 | * [[Music/{{Queen}} Radio, what's new?]] |
| 2492 | ** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!]] |
| 2493 | * [[Music/OingoBoingo What happens when we break the law?]] |
| 2494 | ** [[Memes/{{Kirby}} Kirby's Calling the Police]] |
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