| 1 | * The RunningGag of Michael's ParentalSexualitySquick, starting when he walks in on Zohan and his mom "during the big bang-boom". |
| 2 | * The dialogue at the end, between Israelis and Palestinians, about which side is more hated by Americans. |
| 3 | -->'''Palestinian''': They think we're terrorists! They hate us here! |
| 4 | -->'''Israeli''': They hate us too! They think we're you! |
| 5 | * The bit when they first enter the electronics store will make anybody who's ever been to one of those places fall off his seat laughing. |
| 6 | * The 10-minute disco break after every goal at the hacky sack tournament with John [=McEnroe=] taking off his shirt and twirling it around. |
| 7 | * When the CorruptCorporateExecutive's girlfriend's big boobs deflate, his reaction is priceless. |
| 8 | * When the white supremacist threatens to blow up some puppies "[[AndThatsTerrible BECAUSE I HATE PUPPIES!!!!!]]" |
| 9 | * Pretty much every single second of screentime The Phantom gets. |
| 10 | * The Goat. That is all. |
| 11 | * "One pee-pee touch?" |
| 12 | * Zohan using his StatOVision on TheDragon. |
| 13 | --> '''computer read-out''': [superimposed in Zohan's binoculars] Name: James T. O'Skanlon / Hates: Jews, the Arabs, the Blacks, the Yellows, the French, the Latins, the New York Times, the Creator/GeorgeClooney, the [[UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton Hillary]], the [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]], the Whole Foods, the Prius, the dogs in purses, the [[Creator/OprahWinfrey Oprah]], the [[Creator/EllenDeGeneres Ellen]], the condoms, and sunsets on the beach. / Likes: the [[Film/LethalWeapon1987 Lethal Weapon 1]], the Film/LethalWeapon2, the Film/LethalWeapon3, [[Film/WhatWomenWant what women want]]. / Occupation: fake Arab for the Walbridge. |
| 14 | * When one of the bigoted thugs lands on an apartment, he hilariously whimpers (in an over-the-top way) in fear of the CampGay men occupying the apartment. What makes this even funnier is that in addition to the thug being homophobic in the sense that he’s bigoted against LGBT people, he’s also homophobic in the literal sense as well. In other words, he’s also ridiculously afraid of them. |
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