Line #18 Funny/UglyAmericans


1	* This exchange from Hell for the Holidays:
2	-->'''Twayne:''' I decided I'm going to kill you anyway.\
3	'''Mark:''' Wait, what?\
4	And then Twayne proceeding [[spoiler: to dismember Mark's decoy clone easily]]
5	* "Mrs. Boneraper, Twayne hurt himself!"
6	* Mark [[http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=365881&title=alberts-rehabilitation learning how to speak Manbird]].
7	--> '''Mr. Calametti:''' Manbird is the most difficult and least popular language on the planet. There's over 500 variations of ''this phrase'' alone. Say it loud. Say it proud.
8	--> '''Mark:''' (Hesitantly) Sssuck my balls. (Mr. Calametti slaps him) Ah!
9	--> '''Mr. Calametti:''' You ''just'' called my father a coward!
10	--> '''Mark:''' (Cheerily) Suck my... ''balls''!
11	--> '''Mr. Calametti:''' (''[[FacePalm Pinching his nose]]'') Now you're asking for salad.
12	** And later...
13	---> '''Mr. Calametti:''' You threw him ''off the'' '''roof'''!? I thought you were a social worker!
14	---> '''Mark:''' [[DieOrFly He looked ready]]! Clearly... he wasn't.
15	* "Sara. No."
16	--> '''Twayne:''' This is gonna be reeeeal freaky.
17	* The entirety of "Kill, Mark... Kill!", with the focus being on the many, many deaths of the mini-Leonards.
18	--> '''Mini-Leonard''': Yay, [[InnocentInaccurate a sleepover]]! ''After getting into a pedophile's windowless van'' I regret this decision!
19	* Mack Maggotbone's advice to Twayne in "Callie and Her Sister", to simply "think of something you ''like''" when having public sex with her.
20	--> '''Twayne''': [[http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=391384&title=the-marriage-of-twayne-and Ponies, Ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies]].
21	** And from the same episode... poor, traumatized Doug, having to see Callie's parents reunite [[http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=391383&title=when-demons-fall-in-love in a way that made even]] ''Callie'' cringe!
22	* After Leonard and Spell-sick Mark joust when Mark stands over Leonard this exchange occurs.
23	--> '''Leonard''': I can see your whole shlong from down here.
24	--> '''Mark''': Then you die a lucky man.
25	* Clone!Mark and his glove of doom.
26	* Pretty much the entirety of "Mark Loves Dick". Filled to the brim with hysterical HoYay.
27	** When they saw the Kraken, their response: literally pissed themselves. With one of them saying "craaaap."
28	* The entirety of "The Dork Knight".
29	** To specify, the episode revolves around Mark getting bitten by a bat boy (an urban legend related to a physical birth defect for those who dont know), and begins to turn into a freakish nosferatu-like creature, which he uses to fight crime, in a ridiculously underwhelming Batman costume, with Dough the koala man as his sidekick.
30	* A floorboard gag in ''Sympathy for the Devil'' starts at the on the surface and ends in Hell. Between the two, we get to see the subway, an underground river, a dinosaur skeleton, and Noah's Ark...in that order.
31	* Randall explaining to tree people the entirety of his sexual history. We only get snippets of it, but they include "so it turns out you don't want to get donkey punched", "but then there's blood in your stool for 12 days, and it's not so funny" and "...and that's how my crabs got chlamydia. Oh, and also my dick recently fell off. I dunno how I forgot that little chestnut." One tree responds with, "I have heard things I cannot unhear", and another remarks with horror that they didn't know sex could be "so filled with pus".
32	* Randall's call to his sponsor when he's trying to stop himself from eating Mark's brain. He's enticed into describing how he'd do it, and after he elaborates for a few seconds...
33	** Randall: ...dude, are you masturbating to this? You're the worst sponsor ever!

Context Funny / UglyAmericans