Line #9 Funny/TwoKinds


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7	[[caption-width-right:350:There's a reason dragons prefer to use telepathy...]]
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9	* Tom has a Platform/DeviantArt account, and {{The Rant}}s of the (often slightly NSFW) art can often be hilarious.
10	** For [[https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Horrific-Result-of-Boredom-89386359 "Horrific Result of Boredom"]], a Keith/Trace SlashFic:
11	--->''You've seen it! You can't unsee it!''
12	--->''This is what happens when I realize I'm both very bored and haven't updated my dA in a while. Now you all must suffer! I originally drew this as a sketch in my notebook during a Physic's [sic] class several weeks ago. Marked mature, so that some innocents may be spared from the horror.''
13	** For [[https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Keith-Dressed-Like-a-Banana-90775370 "Keith Dressed As a Banana"]]:
14	--->''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin This is a drawing of Keith. He is dressed like a banana.]]''
15	** For [[https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Natani-and-Keith-s-Bathtime-169650314 "Natani and Keith's Bathtime"]]:
16	--->''Someone pointed out recently that I draw my characters in bath scenes an awful lot, and I want to make it clear to everyone that this is certainly not due to [[AuthorAppeal any perverseness on my part]]. No, the fact is, I demand the cleanliness of my characters! This is simply an issue of hygiene, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and has nothing to do with getting characters in lecherous situations in various states of undress]].''
17	--->''Now that this issue has been resolved, enjoy the drawing!''
18	--->''Signed, your completely lecherousless artist.''
19	** For [[https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Pantsless-Foxgirl-Mike-465280993 "Pantsless Foxgirl Mike"]] and its companion piece [[https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Pantsless-Doggirl-Evals-465281133 "Pantsless Doggirl Evals"]]:
20	--->''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It's Mike! He is lacking in pants. Also female.]]''
21	--->''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment This is Evals. He is lacking in pants. He is a girl as well, in addition to the aforementioned facts]].''
22	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=55 "Trace, are my breasts too small?" CRIIIISH!]]
23	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=68 In which everyone finds Trace and Flora's room.]] [[AuthorAvatar Everyone.]]
24	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=71 Made even better when the pizza causes a ceasefire.]]
25	* Trace doesn't realize the [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=125 feral Keidran]] isn't [[ACupAngst Flora]] until he sees its chest.
26	* [Spoilers ahead!] [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=283 Might be nice...]]
27	-->"Woof...?"
28	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=294 This is going to end up as my fault somehow...]]
29	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=303 He was ambushed by a talking cat!]]
30	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=340 I need a new fox girl!]]
31	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=357 Perhaps this is why my brothers and sisters do not care for lesser beings.]]
32	* Young Trace's attempts at wooing Saria... and the Grand Templar's response: [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=405 What have you done to my courtyard?!]]
33	* Flora getting a nosebleed at the thought of a [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=435 full-contact massage]] from Kathrin.
34	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=449 We were such skilled assassins]] we had caused a powerful mage to kill ''himself''.
35	** And the descriptions of how their link works...
36	** Some find the image of the [[BlackComedy dead wolf-mage funny]] as well.
37	* My [[GenderBender gender]] is one thing, but my fur... [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=454 My fur pattern is personal!]]
38	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=502 A... disturbing number of hearts...]]
39	* How does Team B end up with Sythe on their side? [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/534/ Karen claims Sythe is her father,]] making him look like a traitor to the other wolves.
40	-->'''Sythe:''' I-It's a lie! I swear! She... she's five years older than me!
41	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=538 Great... where am I and how many people do I have to kill?]]
42	* Mike and Evals [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=564 hiding from the Basitin]].
43	** The Basitins' good hearing comes up again [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=589 slightly later.]]
44	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=578 "Tragically, I survived."]]
45	** Also note the reactions of the males to the "King's" slightly tattered outfit...
46	** The king's response to having been told that she was fatally wounded:
47	--->''[[DeadpanSnarker Yes, I'd been told that as well. I decided to ignore it and continue living.]]''
48	* General Aster's FlatWhat expression when he learns that [[spoiler: Keith]] is the one person who [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=579 has the authority]] to decide the fates of the foreigners.
49	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=600 ...rather awkward...]]
50	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=620 HOLD THE MUG!]]
51	** Just so we're clear, it's the fact that by getting Natani to hold it, Zen can suspend it in midair next to him. And that Natani drank the ethereal coffee.
52	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=648 Wat]].
53	* The one time Trace ''doesn't'' try while cooking, [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=711 he creates a masterpiece]].
54	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=763 "Dang it, Mike!]]"
55	* Someone (Keith) finally asked Trace about the [[FacialMarkings Blue Triangle]] on his face.... and not only does he not know its meaning, ''He wasn't even aware that he '''had''' a tattoo on his face!!''
56	-->"[[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=779 What blue triangle?]]
57	* There is something incredibly funny about how, according to [[http://twokinds.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=72#/d1ky3wq this chart]] [[spoiler:Natani]] has bigger breasts than the entire female cast,[[spoiler: and yet he is male]].
58	** Then the [[http://twokinds.deviantart.com/art/Male-Bust-and-Height-Chart-368873856 male bust and height chart]], which ''Natani is also on.''
59	--->'''Natani:''' Hanging out with a bunch of naked guys. Solid proof of my masculinity.\
60	'''Zen:''' Uhh… Natani, aren't those supposed to be secret?\
61	'''Natani:''' This isn't canon.
62	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=741 Flora invites Trace to bed]] and it takes him a while to understand her meaning.
63	* In [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=796 comic #796]], TheReveal that Natani fell asleep besides Keith and is now holding him like a stuffed toy sits somewhere between this and Heartwarming.
64	* In [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=797 comic #797]], Flora finds herself accidentally eavesdropping on Keith and Natani as they apparently do something... intimate. Of course, [[DramaticIrony we readers know]] that what's happening is that Natani is sleep-nibbling on Keith's ear.
65	** Of course, that doesn't mean she's not listening in on something intimate. After all, if ear-rubbing is an intimate gesture to Basitin...
66	* From [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=802 comic #802]]; after a conversation with Mike and Evals that reveals her fellow Keidran believe Flora is lying about the parentage of her baby, they're simply not going to let the humans know that, Flora starts having a mild panic as she worries about the fact that Trace is only pretending to believe her and is actually torn up by feelings of guilt and distrust. Cue the last panel, which shows us that [[MoodWhiplash Trace has his mind on other matters.]] (Also a CMOH)
67	-->'''Trace:''' And if it's a girl... Nora... Maren... Saria... Flo-hang on... These are just names of people I've met.\
68	{{Beat}}\
69	'''Trace:''' ''... I don't know any other names...''
70	* Keith and Natani's [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=808 first kiss.]] [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=809 And their second kiss.]]
71	* From comic [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=810 #810]]:
72	-->'''Raine:''' We're all friends now!\
73	'''"Red":''' Well, we're friends with ''you'', but I don't think Sythe and I will-\
74	'''Raine:''' '''Friends!'''\
75	'''"Red":''' Alright, alright!
76	** Note [[spoiler:her tail is wagging.]]
77	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=821 #821]]: [[spoiler:Madelyn is "King" Adelaide's daughter and she is '''pissed''' that Madness ran off with Keith.]]
78	-->"[[SayMyName MAAADELYYYYYYN!!!]]"
79	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=837 #837]]: Zen tries to put "the fear of God" in Keith regarding his relationship with Natani, and messes up royally.
80	-->'''Natani:''' Serves him right for going through me to threaten you.
81	* The [[BlatantLies totally legit]] "[[http://twokindscomic.com/images/20160401.jpg sneak preview]]".
82	-->'''Keith:''' Actually, I'm okay with this.\
83	'''Maddie:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Also, how does the scar work]]?
84	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/897/ #897]], townguard brings Princess Reni, [[spoiler: a royal dragon]] to take down Seraphina. What is her reaction? Go all FanGirl and {{Squee}} over meeting [[spoiler: a real dragon]]. Reni's face and AsideGlance, combined with Keiren's ShrugTake really sell it.
85	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=898 Princess Reni]] discovers that thinking out is quite dangerous when you only comunicate via telepathy.
86	** [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/899/ Keiren's reaction is equally hilarious and wise]] given that Reni is both a princess and a dragon while he's just a normal human town guard captain.
87	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=914 Natani meets]] [[spoiler:young Natani]]. The NonSequitur sells it:
88	-->[[spoiler:'''young!Natani:''']] Damn. I end up '''stacked''' when I'm older. What a pain.
89	* Two glorious gems in the June 30 comic.
90	--> '''Trace:''' Oh! Alright. For a second there, I thought she was ... uh... propositioning me.\
91	'''Flora:''' Well, like I said, she's a Keidran.
92	** And then the thoughts of the town's captain of the guards, Keiren.
93	--->"Wait a minute... he's Trace. The same Trace that owns the Legacy Estate. His estate is here because he also holds the title of Duke of Edinmire. A position he still holds. And that means he's technically my boss." (Out Loud) "[[OhCrap A boss I tried to have arrested earlier today!]]"
94	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/928/ Past!Natani is quite the little troll.]]
95	** [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/933/ And even in the face of possible death, she's still unable to resist some snarking.]]
96	-->Present!Natani: I...I get it. I'm still not sure how I feel about you. But... you ''are'' a part of me. And you're right. I need to start relying on myself.
97	-->Past!Natani: I'm glad. Because this is the way it should be... and because if we don't, I suspect we'll end up burning to death pretty soon.
98	-->Present!Natani: Wait, ''what?''
99	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=941 Comic #941]]: MasculineGirlFeminineBoy or not, Keith's first reaction to Natani's cocky attitude about showing up after he thought he got blown up? To punch him square in the face, leaving Natani shouting in pain about how that keeps happening to him. Then it does a MoodWhiplash into Heartwarming when they have a heartfelt embrace... only to snap right back to Funny when Keith realizes Natani isn't wearing his {{sarashi}}, so [[MarshmallowHell he just shoved his face right into Natani's big, near-naked boobs]].
100	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/964/ #964]] Nanani thinks she recognizes Roselyn, only to be instantly shutdown by Roselyn's EyeAmWatchingYou.
101	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/archive.php?p=945 Comic #945]]: Due to only speaking Keidran, Natani can't keep up with what's going on as Trace saves them from the local guards.
102	-->'''Natani:''' So... what's going on?\
103	'''Keith:''' They want to arrest us, but it seems like Trace is going to arrest us first.\
104	'''Natani:''' Oh. Okay. [[{{Beat}} ...]] wait, what?
105	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/969/ Comic #969]]: Kat finally gives Natani the new clothes she was making, and throws in a little bonus; a set of "smallclothes". Which, from what we see, are basically frilly panties. The icing on the cake is that after his initial bug-eyed shock, Natani then snatches them back whilst shouting that he wants to keep them, before hastily scrambling to explain why.
106	* Comic #973 has three gags that all build up together. Firstly, there's TheReveal that "Original Natani" is still around... and, in fact, she's turned into a ShipperOnDeck, popping her metaphorical head into view and asking Natani to tell Keith that he's cute. Then, there's Natani messing with Keith's head by suddenly putting on his best "flirty girl's" voice and seductively flaunting his breasts, which freaks out Keith to an extent Natani finds hilarious InUniverse. But, the icing on the cake has to be Natani reacting to Keith's indignant pouts by casually asking if Keith would like to touch Natani's boobs.
107	** Look real closely and there's a special little bonus. In the last panel, you can see that Keith has the Basitin "ear boner."
108	** Building on with this, in the very next comic, the teasing ends with Natani casually noting that he would hope that if Keith had boobs, he'd be okay with letting Natani touch them too. Especially when one remembers that Natani's sexual tastes most closely align with "female-preferring bisexual", so, yes, he really ''would'' want to grope Keith's breasts if the Basitin had them.
109	* Natani's "[[BlatantLies excellent human]]".
110	--> '''Natani:''' Ruom! Laights aut! (Room! Lights out!)
111	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/986/ Page 986]] starts out heartwarming, but well... a sleeping Keith is making Natani mildly uncomfortable.
112	--> '''Natani:''' ...[[MorningWood Is something poking me]]...?
113	--> '''Natani:''' ''(leaps out of bed)'' Alright, nope! Not quite '''''that''''' okay with it yet! Time to get up!
114	* Page 1009 has a dumbfounded Sythe leaping to the conclusion that ''Natani'' is the father of Flora's baby. Which is extra hilarious to a reader, because whilst Natani probably would bang Flora if he had the chance, he lacks the... essential equipment needed to become a biological father.
115	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/1019/ Page 1019:]] Natani and Keith are carrying Zen through the port key door. Zen is unconsciously trying to lick Keith's face, and Natani [[{{corpsing}} is trying not to laugh]].
116	* Karen asks Maddie [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/1028/ why she can’t touch her ears:]]
117	-->'''Karen:''' [[FantasticArousal Is it a sex thing]]?
118	* [[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/1040/ 1040:]] On the previous page, Karen calls Maddie "Shrimpy." Maddie promptly starts chasing Karen through the halls.
119	-->Maddie: "[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist I'll teach you to call me a pint-sized excuse for a basitin!]]"
120	-->Karen: "[[OhCrap WAAAAAAHHHH!]] I never said that!"
121	** Becomes tearjerker, however, when Madelyn explains her backstory later on.
122	* [[https://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/1223/ Natani discusses Keith's bedside manner]][[note]]a callback to [[https://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/540/ #540]][[/note]]:
123	-->'''Natani:''' "''Seriously'', Keith?! You covered your eyes?"
124	-->'''Keith:''' "Wha– I was being respectful!"
125	-->'''Natani:''' "Man, you are '''''such''''' a Basitin."

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