Line #11 Funny/Thebatman


1	* In the episode "The Man Who Would Be Bat" Dr Langstrom explains to Bruce about how his deaf niece Carly inspires his research (which turns out to be a complete lie), prompting Bruce to personally deliver a hearing aid to her.
2	--> '''Bruce:''' (''speaking to Carly at the door in American Sign Language'') Hi, Carly. I brought you this hearing aid until your uncle can-
3	--> '''Carly:''' (''yelling'') MOOOOM!! There's a total weirdo at the door!
4	--> '''Bruce:''' (''shocked'') You can hear?!
5	* In "The Big Chill" the helmsman of a ship Freeze is about to rob spotting an iceberg. His captain laughs and talks about how the water is too hot for any icebergs before he sees it himself and they scramble to spin the wheel as fast as possible to try and avoid it.
6	* "Topsy Turvy" gives us this gem when Batman confronts Joker in his cell.
7	-->'''Joker:''' The Batman! What if I hadn't been decent?
8	-->'''Batman:''' You're never decent, Joker.
9	** In the same episode, he kidnaps many people to take revenge for things they did to him. Among them is the curator of Arkham. Did he kidnap him for Arkham? For hiring people to make him sane? Nope. He kidnapped him for always serving macaroni and cheese.
10	* In "The Rubberface of Comedy", as Joker makes his getaway after vandalizing the Statue of Lady Gotham, he gives a stiff salute with his whole body still as a wooden board, straight-faced, and just begins to fall backwards.
11	* In "Riddled", Chief Rojas is unable to figure out any of The Riddler's riddles to stop the bombs that he has scattered throughout Gotham, but the best instance was Riddler's first riddle to Detective Yin.[[note]]"To cross the water I'm the way. For water I'm above. I touch it not, and truth to say, I neither swim nor move."[[/note]] She figures it out, and makes an unintentional potshot at Rojas.
12	-->'''Ellen Yin:''' Gotham Bridge. A ''two-year-old'' could've figured that one out!
13	* The episode "The Laughing Bat", where the Joker decides to become Batman. Just the general description is hilarious and watching as the Joker acts like Batman for the entire episode just puts a smile on your face.
14	** One of the clips shown in the news reel is a guy walking down the street and tossing a pop can in the trash. The can bounces back out and within a millisecond the guy gets absolutely bodied out of nowhere by Joker.
15	** Bat-Joker turns up in the Mayor's office.
16	--->'''Mayor Grange:''' Joker!
17	--->'''Bat-Joker:''' ''(looking around in panic)'' [[WhereWhere Where?!]]
18	** The reason he showed up? To give Mayor Grange the bill for his "service".
19	--->'''Mayor Grange:''' Bill of services rendered… ''one million dollars''?! What?!\
20	'''Bat-Joker:''' Crime fighting ain't ''charity work'', you know.
21	** After threatening to gas the city if they don't pay up, Joker laughs hysterically, stops, and ''apologizes for breaking character''.
22	** Following this, the Mayor finds out Joker gassed his wife. He asks him why. Joker's answer?
23	--->'''Bat-Joker:''' Eleven items in a ten item grocery checkout. She had it coming.
24	** The level of seriousness Joker treats the tiniest crimes with. He acts so absolutely dead-serious about the smallest crimes, and it's ''hysterical''.
25	** When Joker-as-Batman shows up to foil his crime, Penguin gets ticked off.
26	--->'''Penguin:''' Are you out of your gourd? You don't see me barging in on your 'gas all of Gotham' schemes, do you? It is called [[EvenEvilHasStandards professional courtesy!]]
27	*** It gets better; when Joker says he'll get a huge bounty for taking down Gotham's ''second'' biggest criminal, Penguin gets very indignant.
28	--->'''Penguin:''' "Second biggest"?! SAYS WHO?!
29	*** It gets even BETTER when ''Batman'' shows up, while under the effects of Joker Venom.
30	---->'''Bat-Joker:''' Joker!
31	---->'''Penguin:''' ''Batman?!''
32	---->'''Batman:''' (''laughs'') If it isn't... Dumb, and ''Dumber''. (''laughs even harder'')
33	---->'''Penguin:''' ...Okay, now you two are starting to creep me out!
34	** They then proceed to fight Penguin and each other at the same time. After taking care of Penguin, Joker beats Batman while telling a joke and takes the Joker venom. He realizes it's empty, and watches with an OhCrap look on his face while Batman makes an antidote. Batman, now completely serious, kicks the Joker into a pole while delivering the crowning line of the episode.
35	--->'''Batman:''' Stop me if you've heard this one before, Joker. A man walked into a bar and said...''OW''.
36	*** Made even better by the fact [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Joker actually finds the joke hilarious.]]
37	---->'''Joker:''' Who knew you had it in you?!
38	* In ''Meltdown'', the scene of Joker dropping Ethan from a great height before the latter turns back into Clayface as he falls is pretty horrific - until he watches him do so.
39	-->'''Joker:''' (genuinely shocked and wide-eyed) Yowsa! ''That's'' a ''splat''!
40	* In "The Butler Did It", when Spellbinder meets Batman for the first time.
41	--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Spellbinder]]:''' [[StealthInsult Now you're a sight.]]
42	* In "Grundy’s Night", Batman quickly realizes that the building he's followed Clayface into is a ''wax museum'', and that it's gonna be like trying to find a needle in a haystack. It's the subtle indignation in his voice that makes it.
43	-->'''Batman:''' [[HiddenInPlainSight A shapeshifter]] [[NobodyHereButUsStatues in a wax museum.]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Great.]]''
44	* In "Night and the City", Joker jumping across a raised bridge ''on a pogo stick''. Especially when he "pulls up" alongside Penguin's car as it's making the same jump.
45	-->'''Joker:''' Mind the gap, Pengie! Ha-ha!
46	-->'''Penguin:''' Mind your yap, screw-loose!
47	* "Batgirl Begins Part 2" gives us this little gem:
48	-->'''Batman:''' Let me make myself clear; there's no room for a Batgirl in Gotham.\
49	'''Batgirl:''' That's cool, because it’s [[InsistentTerminology Bat]]''[[InsistentTerminology woman]]'', as in I'm a grown woman, and don't need to listen to you.\
50	'''Batman:''' Then for your own safety, if you won't listen to me, I'm gonna have to tell your father, ''Miss Gordon''.\
51	'''Batgirl:''' Uh, you must have me confused with someone else.\
52	(''{{Beat}} as she receives a classic Bat-Glare in response'')\
53	'''Batgirl:''' ...Ugh, ''dude''! You just broke the Superhero Secret Identity Code!
54	* "A Fistful of Felt" has quite a few:
55	** During group therapy at Arkham, Hugo Strange suggests that the group take a moment to "have a one-on-one with the innocent voice within", which leads to this little quip from Joker.
56	--->'''Joker:''' (''{{Beat}}'') [[DeadpanSnarker Mine's not talking. Must be a mime.]]
57	*** Then there’s this exchange.
58	---->'''Penguin:''' (''looks at Wesker'') Little ''old'' to be playing with dolls, aren't ya?\
59	'''Scarface:''' WHO YOU CALLIN' "DOLL"?! I'll make you ''eat'' that monocle!\
60	'''Wesker:''' (''chuckles nervously'') Oh, he's… he's only goofing on you.\
61	'''Scarface:''' (''turns his head completely around to look at Wesker as threateningly as a puppet can'') Maybe ''you'' would like to eat the monocle…
62	** "There was a slight misprint on your invitations, sir. You are apparently hosting 'a farty'." (Alfred's [[DeadpanSnarker completely deadpan delivery]] is what makes it so damn funny).
63	*** In [[GeniusBonus Spanish]], the misprinted invitation reads that he's hosting a "piesta". Looks like the English and Spanish translations got their first letters mixed up.
64	** Scarface's thug Rhino having to disguise himself as a goofy-looking smiling flower and Scarface (disguised as Mr. Snoots, a replacement puppet that was given to the Ventriloquist) threatening to destroy a kid [[DisproportionateRetribution because he asked him for a hug]].
65	** Scarface and Mr. Snoots fighting. Enough said.
66	* In the episode "Brawn", Batman has summoned his [[MiniMecha Batbot mech suit]] to take on a Venom-enhanced Joker. He's knocked out before he can get inside, so Batgirl does it instead. Batman awakes a few minutes later to see the battle, and says "She ''didn't''." in a hilarious tone of chagrin and disbelief.
67	** Later in the same episode, a MiniMecha walking around like it's drunk.
68	** Also earlier in the episode, Barbara's excuse to her dad as to why she was lifting weights.
69	--->'''Barbara:''' Um, did I mention that I'm taking a new elective, Pop? Competitive bodybuilding.\
70	'''Commissioner Gordon:''' (''in a very bemused tone'') That's... my girl?
71	** When Batman is trying to reach the Batbot, Joker grabs him by the cape and asks, "Where do you think you're going?" like a parent who just caught their kid trying to sneak out of the house.
72	* In "Fleurs du Mal", Batman punches an old lady florist. Actually, it's one of Poison Ivy's PlantPerson guards defending the warehouse. Batgirl wonders if Batman knew who she was before attacking.
73	** And in the same episode, we see all the people Ivy's captured in a shared hallucination.
74	--->'''Mayor Grange:''' Green is good.\
75	'''Penguin:''' (''while prancing like [[Film/TheSoundOfMusic Julie Andrews]]'') Ivy and clovers and dandelions. It's all so pretty.
76	* In "Cash For Toys", Cash is sleepily walking through the house in the middle of the night, looking for a bathroom, when Alfred takes the elevator up from the Batcave and gets caught.
77	-->'''Alfred''': Um...occupied?
78	-->'''Cash''' (stares sleepily): Sorry. (Stumbles on)
79	* This exchange in "The Apprentice":
80	-->'''Batgirl:''' Let the kid go, Joker.
81	-->'''Joker:''' I'm '''''TRYING''''' to!
82	* A minor one in "Thunder", when Batgirl starts pulling plugs to stop Maxie Zeus's WaveMotionGun. At first it looks like [[RuleOfThree the third wire shut it down]]... then it turns out she only disabled the computerized countdown voice. The weapon itself was still charging.
83	* The "unmasking" scene from "Team Penguin".
84	-->'''Batgirl:''' (''after arriving in the Batcave for the first time'') A cave? Really milking this whole "Creature of the Night" theme, huh?\
85	'''Batman:''' (''removes his cowl'')\
86	'''Batgirl:''' Bruce Wayne...? Knew it! (''turns to Robin'') And that makes ''you'' Dick Grayson!\
87	'''Robin:''' (''has a brief OhCrap moment before slouching in defeat and removing his mask'') And ''you'' are?\
88	'''Batgirl:''' (''smirks'') Sorry. As a not-quite-official freelancer, I have to go the extra mile to protect my privacy.\
89	'''Batman:''' (''bluntly'') She's Barbara Gordon.\
90	'''Batgirl:''' (''has an OhCrap moment herself'')\
91	'''Robin:''' (''grinning in amusement'') ''Gordon''? As in the Commish's kid?!\
92	'''Batgirl:''' (''removes her cowl and shoots an annoyed glare in Batman's direction'')
93	** In the same episode, the rest of Team Penguin's reaction when they find out what they’re stealing; a ruby-encrusted gold penguin statue.
94	--->'''Firefly, Killer Croc, and Ragdoll:''' (''all groan then shoot Penguin a glare'')\
95	'''Killer Croc:''' I ''knew'' it! This is about a stupid bird!\
96	'''Penguin:''' This time it's a bird, next time it can be an alligator!
97	** Killer Moth, who's been relegated to the gang's gopher, suddenly getting powers, leaving Penguin terrified only for Killer Moth to still be loyal to Penguin (to his surprise) and order the others back in line.
98	* ''Anything'' to do with Francis Grey's time rewind powers in "Seconds" ([[MoodWhiplash at least until the climax, that is]]). His EstablishingCharacterMoment is him [[EpicFail accidentally tripping an alarm, then tripping on a bucket and getting himself caught]], much to the guard's bemusement. "Smooth moves, Colonel Klutz!"
99	** [[MundaneUtility He even uses them to redo shoddy]] [[BondOneLiner Bond One-Liners]]!
100	* Penguin is afraid of the mysterious Rumor that's been kidnapping all the supervillains in Gotham, [[PreferJailToTheProtagonist so he's decided to turn himself over to Batman]]. So desperate is he to get caught that he resorts to the most cliched villain dialogue in the book.
101	-->'''Penguin:''' What I want is to turn myself in! Come on, chop chop! Let's go, pat me down! ([[{{Beat}} Silence]]. Batman and Robin look at each other.) Have to catch me in the act, is that it? Okay, look! (Takes a painting off the wall) I'm stealing! (Batman, Robin, and Catwoman blankly stare at each other) What? Not enough? (Halfheartedly wields his umbrella) Then you should know that soon all of Gotham will suffer some cruel, ironic, bird-related fate at the hands of El Penguino! (Catwoman rubs her temple and shakes her head) What's a felon gotta pull to get arrested around here?
102	-->'''Robin:''' Uh, you're embarrassing yourself.
103	** In the same episode, we get a rather funny black comedy moment when we see Joker watching what he calls his favourite "physical comedy" show on tv. Said show? [[CrossesTheLineTwice A report on the world's worst disasters]].
104	** Later on in that episode, after Rumor has captured the entire Rogue's Gallery with the intent of finishing them all off, Hugo Strange decides to ask him what is his motivation for all of this is. We then get this exchange:
105	--->'''Rumor:''' "Why"? I'll tell you why. (''removes his mask'') I'm the bodyguard of Paul Karon. A great man. A man ''you'', Joker, maimed.\
106	'''Joker:''' (''points to himself and smiles'') Me?\
107	'''Catwoman:''' (''FacePalm'') Should've ''known'' this was ''Joker's'' fault.\
108	'''Penguin:''' JUST ''HAD'' TO MAKE THE NUT-BALL ANGRY!
109	* A lot of Robin and Batgirl moments turn into this. For example, when they're bored on stakeout duty in “The Breakout”:
110	-->'''Batgirl:''' ...Eaten by a crow.
111	-->'''Robin:''' I think he fell on a spoon.
112	-->''(Viewpoint switches. They're staring at a wanted poster of a man with an eyepatch)''
113	-->'''Batgirl:''' Nah, I bet he's not even missing an eye. He just thinks eyepatches are cool.
114	** This leads to a minor SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment\|s}} in the same episode, when Batgirl does it again to cheer up Robin, who’s a bit scared by the whole situation Black Mask has put them in.
115	--->'''Batgirl:''' Tried to pick his nose and missed. ''(points at her eye)'' Huh? Huh?\
116	'''Robin:''' ''(smiles)''
117	** This type of banter started in "Team Penguin", after seeing the mutated Killer Moth for the first time.
118	--->'''Robin:''' Whoa! What happened to him?\
119	'''Batgirl:''' I'm going with "hit by a radioactive mothball from outer space".
120	** And then in "The Joining Part 2", they debate over scones while Alfred tinkers in the background.
121	--->'''Robin:''' Anyone we know could be a robot!
122	--->'''Batgirl:''' Oh, it wouldn't fool us if we knew the person. ...Would it?
123	--->'''Robin:''' Maybe not. They'd probably be a little robot-y... detached... unemotional... mechanical...
124	--->''(Both of them turn to look at Alfred)''
125	--->'''Batgirl:''' ...Kick his head off.
126	--->'''Robin:''' ''You'' kick his head off.
127	--->'''Alfred:''' Attempt to do any such thing, and I assure you, there will be no hot buttered raisin scones for either of you for a year.
128	--->'''Robin:''' ...Only Alfred sounds that much like Alfred.
129	--->'''Batgirl:''' Yup.
130	*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLLUK5vcymE A montage proving Barbara + Dick = comedy gold!]]
131	* The scene in "Clayfaces" where Bruce and Dick do research on Basil Karlo, aka Clayface II. The best part is their reactions to a scene from the bad B-Horror Movie he was in.
132	-->'''Bruce:''' [[SarcasmMode Can't understand why he hasn't worked in over 10 years...]]\
133	'''Dick:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint We are SO watching that movie!]]
134	* A minor one, as it's easy to understand given the circumstances, but the detectives in the distant future getting the facts about the Batman's identity hilariously wrong. Their hypothesis? [[Comicbook/{{Flashpoint}} Thomas Wayne was the Batman]], his son Bruce was Robin, and Oracle's wheelchair was used by Alfred.
135	** From the same episode, DaChief the detectives are working for keeps [[AccidentalMisnaming calling Mr. Freeze Dr. Frost and being corrected by his annoyed subordinates]].
136	* "Two of a Kind", the episode featuring Harley Quinn's StartOfDarkness, is loaded with them:
137	** Joker is watching Harley's show, he states his personal opinion on it:
138	---> '''Joker:''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Pop Psychology at its worst! That girl's theories are unfounded, her professional manner's a joke, and her training, if ANY, is shoddy at best!]] ''({{Beat}})'' [[BerateAndSwitch I]] ''[[BerateAndSwitch LOVE]]'' [[BerateAndSwitch THIS SHOW!]] The girl's more ''screw-loose'' than ''me''!
139	** Again in this episode, Robin and Batgirl watch in horror on TV Bruce getting humiliated on Harley's talk show. And this was AFTER they stopped a robbery in progress.
140	---> '''Batgirl:''' He's faced some pretty nasty sneak attacks, but nothing like this.
141	---> '''Robin:''' We have to save him.
142	---> '''Batgirl:''' It's too late, Robin. There's nothing we can do.
143	** When Joker first meets Harley face-to-face, and accuses her of stringing him along just to write a tell-all book to help her reputation, Harley offers to split half the profits with him, which leads to this:
144	--->'''Joker''': You've got moxie! ominous organ music with a {{Beat}} I feed moxie to the hyenas.\
145	''Joker whistles as a pair of vicious, snarling hyenas leap out and prepare to maul Harleen''\
146	''Harleen steps back a bit in fear, then frowns...and then...''\
147	'''Harleen''': ''[[ScareTheDog SIT!!!]]''\
148	''The two hyenas do just that''\
149	'''Joker''': ...You're ''good''.
150	** This little exchange:
151	--->'''Harley:''' But what if...\
152	'''Joker:''' [[MotorMouth You'reseenassociatedwithacertifiedcriminalwhackjooob?]]
153	** Joker's [[WolfWhistle reaction]] when he first sees Harley in her full Harley Quinn costume.
154	** After Batman busts Joker and Harley's "first date", the two escape by jumping off an outdoor elevator.
155	--->'''Harley:''' (''screaming as she and Joker are falling'')\
156	'''Joker:''' Fear not! Salvation is at hand! (''Pulls out an umbrella with [[ComicBook/ThePenguin a familiar-looking handle]]'')\
157	(''{{Beat}}'')\
158	'''Harley:''' (''screams even louder'')\
159	(''The umbrella opens and the two start to drift safely to the ground'')\
160	'''Joker:''' A little trick I borrowed from Penguin! Remind me to send him a fish.
161	** When Harley sics Jokers hyenas on the TV crew.
162	---> '''Harley''': So, you didn't like my show? Well, try this one. "When Animals Attack People I HATE!" (beat) It's a comedy!
163	* Lucius uncomfortably noticing his detached robot head in "The Joining".
164	* In "A Mirror Darkly", Robin's fighting an evil duplicate, who's copying everything he's saying:
165	-->'''Robin''': I like to smell my feet.
166	-->'''Duplicate''': You like to smell your feet?
167	-->'''Robin''': Walked right into that one.
168	* When Green Arrow meets Alfred in the Batcave:
169	--> '''Green Arrow''': Haven't I seen you before?
170	--> '''Alfred''': Perhaps at the Renaissance Fair?
171	* In "Ring Toss", The Penguin with Green Lantern's power ring. Enough said.
172	** Dick [[{{Squee}} going into full fanboy mode]] when meeting Green Lantern.
173	--->'''Dick:''' Green Lantern! You're really here! I am such a fan!\
174	'''Batman:''' Dick…\
175	'''Dick:''' Now, okay, I know, people probably ask you this all the time…\
176	'''Batman:''' ''Dick''.\
177	'''Dick:''' …but like, if you and Superman were in a fight, which one would—?\
178	'''Batman:''' Dick. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Go. Get dressed.]]\
179	'''Dick:''' Aww… (''starts to head out'')\
180	'''Green Lantern:''' You know, I gotta go, too. I have to fly a plane home to Coast City.\
181	'''Dick:''' (''stops dead in his tracks'') Why are you flying a plane?\
182	'''Green Lantern:''' In my day job, I'm a test pilot.\
183	'''Dick:''' …Even your secret identity is cool!\
184	'''Batman:''' NOW.\
185	'''Dick:''' Nice meeting you! (''leaves'')\
186	'''Green Lantern:''' Nice kid.
187	** This exchange between Bruce and Dick while they're at a charity event, and the latter of the two is bored out of his mind:
188	--->'''Bruce:''' Having fun?\
189	'''Dick:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Tons]]''. And I just figured out why ComicBook/TheJoker is such a nutjob. (''[[StepfordSmiler gives a big fake smile]]'') Because [[PerpetualSmiler this much smiling]] drives you crazy!
190	* From "The Metalface of Comedy":
191	** "Slacker! Are you playing video games? Or are you purposefully NOT controlling these Bank-Robbers-in-a-box?!" Cue an EpicFail of Joker's machines spinning around in circles that's so embarrassing he calls off the entire heist and threatens to sic his hyenas on Marty/Slacker.
192	** After Joker gets electrocuted by Marty’s modified helmet (which inadvertently downloads a duplicate of his consciousness into the computer it’s plugged into), it leaves him... pretty disoriented to say the least.
193	--->'''Joker:''' (''as Batman is shining a penlight into his eye'') [[DeliriousMisidentification Harley, what happened to your hair?]]
194	** This gem after Joker wakes up in the hospital.
195	--->'''Joker:''' Medical report! STAT! (''[[MundaneUtility uses the diaphragm on the doctor's stethoscope as a microphone]]'')
196	--->'''Doctor:''' Y-you had a... b-bad accident. Y-you're a very sick man.
197	--->'''Joker:''' ''[[InsultBackfire Flattery won't save you!]]''
198	** When Joker first meets his double, [[EvilTwin Joker 2.0]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext (who is made completely out of self-replicating nanobots)]], Joker 2.0 literally ''[[EyeScream pulls his own eyes right out of their sockets]]'' just for the heck of it. What makes it funny is [[{{Squick}} Joker's reaction]].
199	--->'''Joker 2.0:''' (''gasps, [[EyeScream pulls out his eyeballs]], and holds them out right in Joker's face'') Am I really that ruggedly handsome? Peekaboo! (''laughs as he puts his eyes back into their sockets'')
200	--->'''Joker''': (''turns away with a [[{{Squick}} visibly grossed-out look]] on his face'') Ugh...
201	** The scene where Marty and Harley first meet Joker 2.0 (while he's still in digital mode).
202	--->'''Marty:''' Dude, you've gone cyber! How totally cool is that?!\
203	'''Joker 2.0:''' My idea of "cool" is ''not'' spending the rest of my life as a '''''[[SuddenlyShouting SCREENSAVER!]]'''''
204	** Marty's nervous smirk when Robin finds out that he is Captain Slash.
205	* In the episode "Joker Express", Joker uses the lights on the commuter train as a means of brainwashing the riders into robbing various stores and banks, all while, of course, laughing uncontrollably. Early on in the episode, Batgirl is one of the victims, and robs a jewelry store. After a brief struggle with Robin, Batman manages to snap her out of it, which leads to this:
206	-->'''Batgirl:''' Batman?\
207	'''Batman:''' How do you feel?\
208	'''Batgirl:''' Confused. What's going on?\
209	'''Robin:''' ''Someone'' got a case of the giggles.\
210	'''Batgirl:''' Who?\
211	'''Batman:''' (''simply stares at her'')\
212	'''Batgirl:''' (''[[OhCrap gasps]], and looks positively mortified'') No! (''Looks down at the stolen jewelry she's wearing'') Oh, I must've been really out of it. I ''hate'' pearls.
213	** The next day, Bruce and Dick decide to shadow Barbara as way to retrace her steps to figure out how Joker got to her. This includes following her during her morning shopping spree. Dick is less than pleased.
214	--->'''Dick:''' This tanks.\
215	'''Bruce:''' Got a better idea?\
216	'''Dick:''' No, but that doesn't make following "The Shopping Queen" tank any less.\
217	'''Bruce:''' Joker did something to Barbara at some point during her day.\
218	'''Dick:''' Yeah, and by retracing her steps, we're hoping to figure out when and where. But Bruce! We just spent the last two hours watching her shop for ''handbags''!\
219	'''Bruce:''' Well, you're in luck. I think she's moved on to the main event.\
220	'''Dick:''' (''Perks up'') Comic books?\
221	'''Bruce:''' (''Smirking'') Shoes.\
222	'''Dick:''' (''Groans'')
223	** At one point, Joker has them trapped in a cage in the mines underneath Gotham, which leads to an exchange that shows that even Joker [[EvenEvilHasStandards has some standards]].
224	--->'''Robin:''' Let me guess, you're gonna run us over with your train.\
225	'''Batgirl:''' [[SarcasmMode Real original.]]\
226	'''Joker:''' I assure you, that joke is too obvious, even for ''me''.
227	** Batman blows a hole through the side of the Batcave wall to get the Batmobile into the subway system, coming through right where Alfred was sweeping:
228	--->'''Batman:''' Sorry about the mess, Alfred.\
229	'''[[ServileSnarker Alfred]]:''' The front door too conventional for you, sir?\
230	''(The Batmobile peels out, and Alfred dutifully begins sweeping up the mess)''
231	** Later, the Joker runs his personalized steam train through a subway station, with the Batmobile in hot pursuit. Upon seeing it, an older man turns to his wife:
232	--->'''Man:''' That's it, we're moving.
233	* In "The Terrible Trio", Batgirl volunteers to check out the college gym in the morning. Batman asks her about school and she points out she's been at said college since September and asks if he forgot. He shuts the Batmobile with an affirming silence and Batgirl briefly rants about how he can remember atomic weights but forgets that she's graduated high school.

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