Line #64 Funny/TheDragonDoctors


1	* In Chapter 2:
2	** Upon discovering that everyone else in the Dragon Doctors has shacked up, [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-2-page-24 Kili summons the Capricious Spirit of Love to ask what's going on.]] Said spirit proceeds to [[TricksterMentor mock and tease her until she realizes that her co-workers have just acted on their feelings]], and [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-2-page-25 that she can find love too, if she looks for it.]]
3	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-2-page-26 The conversation between Mori and Sarin after their first time together.]]
4	* In Chapter 3:
5	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-3-page-13 When Crenshaw is trying to explain the curse he's under.]]
6	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-3-page-16 When Mori takes his turn sitting with Tanica]] and brings out a TabletopGame/{{Go}} board.
7	--->'''Mori:''' I love games like these. They're like a puzzle that both players create together, and try to solve together. Know this one? The rules are pretty simple ...\
8	[''several panels later, after checking in on the other Dragon Doctors'']\
9	'''Mori:''' Hm, I ... actually ... [[UnderestimatingBadassery actually that was a pretty good move]]. Let me think about this for a second.
10	* In Chapter 4:
11	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-4-page-24 Sarin turns a gorgon into a human and gives her something to wear on her lower body with a spell called "Emergency Pants".]]
12	--->'''Mori:''' Emergency pants?\
13	'''Sarin:''' Look, sometimes a wizard needs emergency pants!
14	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-4-page-30 Then, after rejuvenating Xu:]]
15	--->'''Sarin:''' Maybe get some less frumpy clothing and you'll be dazzling, I assure you. Heh heh.\
16	'''Mori:''' Sarin! Don't be rude!\
17	'''Sarin:''' What? We're the Dragon Doctors. "We Fix Everything" is our motto!\
18	'''Mori:''' We're not fashion doctors!
19	* Near the end of Chapter 5, when [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-5-page-32 Sarin reveals that she knows Greg and Kili are interested in each other without them saying anything.]]
20	-->'''Greg:''' How do you--\
21	'''Sarin:''' I'm a wizard.[[labelnote:*]]The page title: "Wizards Know Things".[[/labelnote]]
22	* In Chapter 6:
23	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-6-page-16 Right after Greg turns into a werewolf.]]
24	--->'''Sarin:''' Anyway, where's Kili? She ought to be able to calm him down.\
25	'''Mori:''' Perhaps not.\
26	'''Kili''' [''in werewolf form'']: Snarrrrgggl!\
27	'''Sarin:''' Oh, great! What next? Is Tanica a werewolf too?\
28	'''Mori:''' Don't [[TemptingFate tempt fate.]]
29	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-6-page-23 Sarin's conversation with Tanica after putting werewolf-Kili to sleep.]]
30	--->'''Tanica:''' So why is Kili a werewolf?\
31	'''Sarin:''' Probably the same reason Greg's a werewolf.\
32	'''Tanica:''' What?! Goddammit, I'm always the absolute last to ever know anything.
33	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-6-page-24 Two in one:]]
34	*** Greg waking up to the sight of Kili in bed with him.
35	---->'''Greg:''' Ohhhh, I'm not really a morning person but I think I could be if I could see that more often.\
36	'''Sarin:''' Awww.\
37	'''Greg''' [''turning'']: Wha?!\
38	'''Sarin''' [''grinning nervously'']: Oh, don't mind me! I'm only watching over you for strictly medical reasons!
39	*** [[MustHaveCaffeine Goro's reaction to the aftermath of the previous night.]]
40	* In the flashback of Chapter 7:
41	** When Rina meets Derek in the mountains and [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-7-page-4 discusses what she can do.]]
42	--->'''Rina:''' Uh ... lights and smoke ... and I can talk to animals. Like the sparrows!\
43	'''Derek:''' Oh! That sounds kind of handy!\
44	'''Rina:''' Not really. Birds are pretty dumb.
45	** [[LivingRelic After being rescued from Derek's cave]], [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-7-page-19 Rina learns Goro's profession.]]
46	--->'''Rina:''' Do all surgeons have bulging muscles and sleeveless leather vests now?\
47	'''Goro:''' No, just the awesome ones.
48	* In Chapter 8:
49	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-8-page-6 Sarin's advice for dealing with the amplified libido that comes with being a werewolf.]]
50	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-8-page-13 Why Sarin had a moustache and monocle when he was a guy.]]
51	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-8-page-21 Sarin talking with Rina about engineering]] a HeelFaceTurn for Tanica.
52	--->'''Rina:''' You're the only person I know who can make redemption sound sinister.
53	** The strip where we learn {{what happened to\|TheMouse}} [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-2-page-11 those two assassins]] who [[LovePotion suddenly declared their mutual love and ran off after being hit by a shot from Mori's scroll gun]]. [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-8-page-22 Apparently they're doing okay.]]
54	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-8-page-23 When Greg is discussing how well his three friends dealt with suffering through the valley curse,]] he says of the third: "Gren... adapted way ''too'' well."
55	--->'''Gren:''' ''[in the {{flashback}}]'' Hey, now I can finally go to lesbian bars!
56	* In the middle of the relatively-dark Chapter 9:
57	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-9-page-19 Sarin demonstrates that she can slap someone in the face]] ''[[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-9-page-20 through their astral projection.]]''
58	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-9-page-30 Some discussion of the rumors surrounding the Dragon Doctors.]]
59	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-9-page-37 "Noreen, why are you six feet tall now?"]]
60	* Chapter 10 includes a couple:
61	** When [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-10-page-31 "Elizabeth", impersonating Goro, runs into Kili.]]
62	--->'''not-Goro:''' Muh ... their leader's an [[VoluntaryShapeshifting alterist]]. Probably hiding among the patients. [[SpotTheImposter You need to scan everyone]].\
63	'''Kili:''' [[GenreSavvy Including you, I hope.]]\
64	'''not-Goro:''' [[RefugeInAudacity Yes, including me! Geez, that's the oldest one in the book.]]
65	** After the action is resolved and Goro gets her strength infusion, there's a nice [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-10-page-41 one]]-[[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-10-page-42 two]] punch with Goro realizing how well things turned out.
66	* Chapter 11, the interlude chapter, has a few:
67	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-11-page-14 Goro's question to Sarin]] about being given proportionately-larger boobs.
68	** A glimpse of [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-11-page-15 Mori's office]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent shows]] a filing cabinet with drawers for "New Cases (625 4b)", "Old Cases", and "Weird Cases", and a trash can labeled "[[{{Pun}} Makes Haste]]".
69	* From Chapter 14, [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-14-page-17-bw one reason Aki might want to turn into a man.]]
70	* In one of the Chapter 15 flashbacks, we see [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-15-page-10 teenage Kili demonstrate his wit and charm.]] Merlin's [[TheRant commentary]][[labelnote:*]]Merlin is the webhost and a fan of The Dragon Doctors, and reposted several pages for Speedball.[[/labelnote]] only adds to the hilarity.
71	* Chapter 16, unsurprisingly, has a couple:
72	** When [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-16-page-23 Sarin has just disentangled the magic transformation web Elka accidentally formed]] and declares "Nude party!" ... right before [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-16-page-24 Blue walks in the door with Frances Brill.]]
73	--->'''Sarin:''' Wah! Emergency clothes! Emergency everything!\
74	[''After a blur of magic, Aki is in puppy pyjamas; Goro is wearing sweatpants and the tatters of a shirt much too small to fit her; Kili is in a purple leotard with fishnet stockings, bunny ears, and a bowtie; Elka is wearing Sarin's usual button-up shirt; Sarin is wearing Elka's usual black-and-purple shirt and neckband; and Mori is in a skimpy two-piece purple sparkly outfit'']\
75	'''Sarin''' [''with forced cheer'']: Hi! How can we help you?\
76	'''Mori:''' Uh...
77	** Equally hilarious: [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-16-page-25 the reactions from Blue and her suspect:]]
78	--->'''Frankie:''' What the hell--\
79	'''Blue:''' Yes. As you can see, the rumors about these people are entirely true. Just pretend you didn't see that.
80	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-16-page-35 At the end of the chapter:]]
81	--->'''Sam:''' Now that we nailed the chief, I bet it'll be way easier to sniff out corruption in the ranks!\
82	'''Jack:''' You seem pretty stoked.\
83	'''Sam:''' I got to fire my own boss! I'm living the American dream!
84	* In Chapter 17:
85	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-17-page-22 Jack pleads with the members of Cary's circle not to use the harvest stone on him, being as he has a girlfriend and is hoping to be a father one day.]] [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-17-page-23 Then they learn his girlfriend is Blue, the crystalline.]]
86	--->'''Logan:''' "I want to be the father of her kids", huh?\
87	'''Jack:''' I didn't say it was a realistic hope...
88	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-17-page-35 The news report summarizing the aftermath of the situation with Cary's harvest stone]] ends with the [[DangerDeadpan calm and professional reporter from the news station]] casually revealing that she is one of the day's GenderBender victims.
89	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-17-page-43 The conversation between Blue, Jack, and Sarin about the sexual preferences of crystal people.]]
90	--->'''Jack:''' [''bewildered expression''] I've been dating an alien lesbian...
91	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-17-page-44 Sarin's reaction to Blue proposing to Jack:]]
92	--->'''Sarin:''' Awwwww. [''elbowing Mori''] Hey, Mori! Let's get married too!
93	** ...said humor being immediately compounded by [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-17-page-45 Sarin and Mori stepping out of the room to discuss it privately]] ... in the janitorial closet.
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95	* The filler with [[http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Dragon_Doctors/5432608/ Speedball talking to his dad (who doesn't read the comic).]]
96	* In the guest story "A Small Issue", [[http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Dragon_Doctors/5434527/ when Simone realizes the forms she's turning into are from illusions she had cast.]]
97	-->'''Sarin:''' ...do you do a lot of illusions for making people look like attractive women?\
98	'''Simone:''' Um.... y--.... [-yes.-]
99	* In Chapter 18:
100	** Right off the bat, [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-18-page-02 Kili counseling some victims of Cary's harvest stone.]]
101	** [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-18-page-25 After everyone's wedding:]]
102	--->'''Sarin:''' So, now that we're married, [[OnlyOneName maybe one of us should get a surname so we can share it.]]\
103	'''Mori:''' Hahaha! Yes.
104	* In Chapter 21, [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-21-page-12 Elka panics over being made a central part of Mori's plan.]]
105	* In Chapter 22, [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-22-page-07 a local doctor overhears a disquieting rumor from one of her patients:]] Sam fired all the other cops.[[note]][[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-21-page-10 Technically it's paid leave,]] but still.[[/note]]

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