Line #8 Funny/TheAquabats


1	!!Return of the Aquabats!
2	* From "Idiot Box!"
3	-->Children, I want to warn ya\
4	'Cause I've been to California\
5	Where [[TakeThat Mickey Mouse is a demon!]]
6	* The complete subversion of a BadassBoast that is "Aquabat March!"
7	-->Please don't kill us, we're just the Aquabats,\
8	We're just trying to have a little fun!\
9	So if you want to fight, we can duke it out\
10	Please just don't kill me with your gun!
11
12	!!Fury of the Aquabats!
13	* From "Captain Hampton and the Midget Pirates!"
14	-->Now seven weeks into the trip, and Jim was sick\
15	To the death of being sick\
16	Some kind of action he wanted as he searched the seas\
17	For every day was the same old... [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion stuff]]
18	* The goofy voices done by the Aquabats while listing random things in the pre-chorus segments of "Lobster Bucket!"
19	-->Cherry pits and paper clips and people talking smack!\
20	Giant squid, it comes right up, pulls your train right off the track!\
21	Mammoth broom will swoop right down and sweep you in a hole!
22
23	!!Myths, Legends, and Other Amazing Adventures!
24	* The send-up of Music/{{Korn}}s beat-boxing from "[[Music/FollowTheLeader Freak On A Leash]]" during "I Fell Asleep On My Arm!".
25	** The whole song is a hilarious Nu-Metal pastiche about [[ComicalOverreacting falling asleep on your arm.]] There's even a moment where The MC Bat Commander rants in a [[Music/RageAgainstTheMachine Zach De La Rocha-esque]] voice about how "CORPORATE AMERICA MAKES PENCILS FOR THE MAN WITH THE LEFT HAND, THEY MAKE PENCILS FOR THE MAN WITH THE RIGHT HAND, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MAN WITH THE ''NUMB'' HAND?"
26	** The anti-climactic ending, where the narrator finds that all that mosh-dancing he's implied to have done during the song helped restore the circulation to his arm. Then he goes jogging in the park with his buddies.
27	* "Radiation Song!" features Humongous from ''Mad Max 2'' introducing "Benjy the Tap-Dancing Mutant Boy".
28
29	!!Charge!!
30	* The amazingly gullible protagonist from "Hot Summer Nights (Won't Last Forever)!". Who falls hook, line and sinker for Liz's various excuses to avoid him. Including moving to Alaska and being an identical cousin.
31	-->I didn't know they even had identical cousins, and it made me miss you even more...
32
33	!!Hi-Five Soup!
34	* "Radio Down!" features [[WordSaladLyrics a hilariously nonsensical]] [[AWildRapperAppears rap bridge]] by guest singer Biz Markie.
35	-->Pump the bass, pump it to highs\
36	I want some ketchup on my hamburger and fries\
37	You know me as B-I-Z M-A-R-K-I with an E\
38	And this is how I slow it down in the place to be
39	* The SpellingSong segment from "Hey Homies!"
40	-->H is for Homies, hugging home-girls who is hot
41	-->U is for You, my bro, can I get a hug or not?
42	-->G is for... [[BuffySpeak Good... hug... guy?]]
43	* "Pink Pants!" features guest vocals by Matt Chapman as [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]. Then in the outro Homestar comes in.
44	-->'''Homestar:''' Hey Aquamans, check out all my pink pants!\
45	'''Strong Bad:''' [[MotorMouth Now-accepting-Paypal!]]

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