Line #36 Funny/StanFrederick


1	* Courtesy of Stan's Twitter, just in time for Halloween!
2	--> Happy Halloween! Small note: If I see you or your kids sporting one of those [[http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Screenshot-2014-09-19-at-2.31.08-PM.png Party City "Stalker" costumes]] I'm punching you in the face.
3	* In Don't Shoot The Messenger, Stan is dealing with a Proxy, and just as he's about to confront Slenderman and help get rid of him... [[spoiler: cue a SmashCut to Stan, after the fact, saying that the SD card on his camera ran out, meaning that half of the video was essentially lost forever. The transition is so abrupt, it's hilarious.]]
4	** [[BrickJoke This happens]] ''[[BrickJoke again]]'' [[BrickJoke in "Last Chapter"]].
5	* In "The Sixth Percent", Stan finds the secret to dimensional travel: drawing three circles on a piece of paper, and smacking your hand against it really hard.
6	** This becomes even funnier when you find out exactly just where he got that from: a certain other monster hunter who is [[https://youtu.be/vQbVy9TThcw?t=622 very,]] [[https://twitter.com/_recollective_/status/1314299649868603392?s=20 very,]] [[https://youtu.be/183GPy1xlaE?t=334 VERY]] salty at Stan for stealing attention from him and his work, to the point of one-sided-rivalry.
7	* "Neighbors" has a couple good moments:
8	** Stan makes the mistake of trying to visit [[WebVideo/TribeTwelve Noah Maxwell]], who makes it clear that he does ''not'' want to speak to him. After the video went up, this humorous exchange occurred on Twitter:
9	--> '''Noah:''' [[https://twitter.com/TribeTwelve/status/858433455490818048 cant believe]] stan drove to my damn house, filmed me at my door like a zoo animal & posted it. embarrassing. i know what karl feels like now.
10	--> '''Stan:'''[[https://twitter.com/StanFrederick0/status/858433812300169216 ...text me,]] dickhead
11	** [[https://www.youtube.com/AfraidAtHome Kyle Emerson]] initially gives the same answer as everyone else: he stopped recording, and FATHER/Slendy went away. He then goes on to describe how he got rid of [[SerialEscalation all of his electronics, eventually resorting to]] running away to somewhere in the Midwest, living off the grid and breaking into homes to steal supplies.
12	--> '''Stan:''' Y-Y'know what, the-the [[BuffySpeak not recording thing]]... might've actually been enough.
13	--> '''Kyle:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
14	* In "Indebted", Stan and his wife, Susan, are researching the Rake when Susan pulls out a folder [[ShoutOut marked with]] [[WebVideo/EverymanHYBRID purple duct-tape]]. Stan quickly shoots the idea of contacting them down, saying that they're not ''that'' desperate.
15	* On Twitter, a follower says that everyone [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments is looking out for Stan and wishing him well]]. [[MoodWhiplash Stan responds with this tweet]]:
16	--> ''[[TearJerker "i hope you never hear this message because you killed yourself already. fuck you."]] - [[SarcasmMode one of many concerned clients' new voicemails]]''
17	* In "Thirty Nine", Stan sincerely thanks everyone who watched his channel... [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg even the people who threatened him and personally wished for his death.]]
18	* In "Amendments", Stan says that, in the event of his death, he wants his camera returned to Susan, then proceeds to provide a (protected) address and ZIP Code. However, if the person that does find the camera doesn't trust Stan, then look up the channel. If they still don't trust him... well, he tried.
19	** Stan ''traps the Rake in his old room''. He then goes downstairs to be (voluntarily) [[MindRape Mind Raped]] by Slendy.
20	--> '''Stan:''' So, uh... please be gentle-
21	--> ''(Cue distortion)''
22	* According to WordOfGod, Stan hasn't seen any [[MemeticMutation Slenderverse memes]]. When asked why, the creator stated that, if he had, [[TakeThat he would've given up on people a long time ago.]]
23	* In spite of being a corruptelam, Stan manages to get onto social media one more time to wish [[WebVideo/TribeTwelve Noah Maxwell]] a "hbd" on Twitter. Needless to say, Noah was not amused.
24	--> '''Noah:''' UGH
25	--> '''Stan:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Wait, didn’t that guy die or something]]?
26	* Stan briefly changed his twitter location to "the fuckin' AFTERLIFE". [[note]]It now just reads "?".[[/note]]
27	* In "Support Group", Stan briefly asks if it's okay if he records, only to find everyone already pulling out and turning on their cameras. He does the same.
28	* In "Signal Disruptor", Evan calls the support group to meet him, however when they arrive they're both annoyed and tired due to it being a 5 hour drive even though Evan could've teleported him. They actually call him out on this and he sheepishly [[ForgotAboutHisPowers responds that he hadn't thought of that]].
29	* In "Time Room", TEACHER avoids answering any questions Evan has by pulling the old LookBehindYou gag, then literally running out of the room [[ForgotAboutHisPowers even though they can teleport]].
30	* In "Slender Man", Evan is visiting his old house when he sees the Tall Man himself, what's his reaction to the being that's caused so much death and misery in his life? The monster that turned him into a Corruptelam?:
31	--> "[[DissonantSerenity Uhh...hey]]. [[RefugeInAudacity How've you-]] ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (Runs off)]]'' "
32	* In "Pit Stop", Evan stops in New Jersey to get some help from [[WebVideo/EverymanHYBRID Vinny and HABIT]] on deciphering the mysterious symbol that's been plaguing him. Only Vinny is home, and he gives his two cents.
33	--> ''"[[DeadpanSnarker Yeah. It means you ran out of Sharpie before you finished your circle.]]"''
34	** Vinny, in general is a gold mine of this. Like what he has to say on [[CompleteMonster HABIT]], underscoring how bad of an idea it is to try and find help from him:
35	---> ''"Do you know what he's [[SerialKiller an]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath expert]]'' [[ColdBloodedTorture of?]] ''Do you know [[MindRape what]] [[AxCrazy his]] [[ImAHumanitarian "expertise"]]'' [[EatsBabies is?]]''"''
36	** And in an instance of BlackComedy, [[HopeSpot Evan promises to help Vinny escape the basement via teleport...]] Only to find that he can't, because Stan is in the past and by his present, Vinnie's ''dead''.
37	* "Best Friends" has a case of ''severe'' MoodWhiplash where, after losing [[spoiler: Serena]] due to his own selfishness and being transported to the time room from Season 1, [[FromBadToWorse he encounters Connor, who's set to kill him.]] [[spoiler: [[BaitAndSwitch Except it's actually]] [[TricksterMentor TEA]][[CrossesTheLineTwice CHER]], wearing Stan's old fedora.]]
38	** After receiving another {{Aesop}} card, Stan looks on the back to find no symbol and sighs in relief. [[spoiler: It's actually written inside the fedora with silver Sharpie.]]

Context Funny / StanFrederick