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3	* "Royal Scam"
4	** The episode in general gives Kingpin a humorous portrayal as a VillainousGlutton. For instance, he threatens a subordinate who gives him a bag of fast food that he'll harm him if a single french fry is missing, causing the underling to insist that he doesn't "eat that crap". Later, Fisk prepares himself a cup of coffee and tops it with an assload of whipped cream.
5	** Spidey gets a very good line during one of his fights with the Kingpin.
6	--->'''Spider-Man:''' Are you going to send your henchmen to fight me, or did you already eat them?
7	* "Flash Memory":
8	** Spider-Man getting drugged out of his mind on tranquilizer. A special mention goes to his fight with the extremely weakened Biker Twins, which devolves into all of them collapsing on the floor and awkwardly trying to hit each other.
9	** Whenever he tries to shoot his webs, he just winds up doing he memetic HowDoIShotWeb phase while his webbing just hits the ground pathetically.
10	* "The Party":
11	** MJ and Harry discuss the titular party:
12	--->'''MJ:''' Sigma party tonight, you there? \
13	'''Peter:''' There's a party?\
14	'''Harry:''' ''(ignoring Peter)'' Yeah I'm in. You?\
15	'''MJ:''' Oh yeah, I'm definitely party deprived!\
16	'''Peter:''' There's a party?\
17	'''MJ:''' Uh… hello? What's the diff, Pete? Everytime anyone anywhere asks you to do anything, you're like unavailable!\
18	'''Peter:''' Not always!\
19	'''Harry:''' Uh-huh? Okay, [[LargeHam "Hey Pete, there's a party tonight at the sigma's, wanna come?"]]\
20	'''Peter:''' ''(sigh)'' [[ImmediateSelfContradiction I gotta study]]. ''({{beat}})'' How about if I come late?\
21	'''Harry:''' He's not coming.\
22	'''Peter:''' I'm serious!\
23	'''MJ:''' He's so not coming.\
24	'''Harry:''' Yeah, unless later means…\
25	'''Harry and MJ:''' ''(in unison)'' …Never!\
26	'''Peter:''' Hello? I said I'm coming! What am I? Invisible?
27	** Harry later reveals him and MJ have a bet going on whether or not Peter would show up in the party. MJ says Peter would come, while Harry says he won't.
28	** This [[MoodWhiplash much needed moment of levity]] in the end of such a dark episode, bear in mind this conversation is taking place near Doug Reisman's grave!
29	--->'''MJ:''' …If you could've seen the hate in that… that creature's eyes!\
30	'''Peter:''' ''(sadly)'' I-I must've just missed it.\
31	'''Harry:''' [[AssholeVictim Doug sure pissed off a lot of folks]] but he didn't deserve to [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath get fried]]. ''(DoubleTake)'' "Just missed it?"\
32	'''MJ:''' You were there?\
33	'''Peter:''' Uh-huh! [[ExactWords I got there late]], like I said I would. I couldn't find you guys.\
34	'''MJ:''' ''(to Harry)'' He showed! [[BrickJoke You owe me 25 bucks!]]\
35	'''Harry:''' ''After'' all hell broke loose! That doesn't count!
36	** Before that, Peter is trying to think whether or not he should go to the party.
37	--->'''Peter:''' ''(walking around)'' This isn't studying! It should be no big! Why not just go to a party like everyone else? Just cause I'm not like everyone else? ''[[TheReveal (camera pans to reveal Peter is actually walking upside down on the ceiling)]]'' I bet the ComicBook/XMen get to go to parties! ''(Jumps back to the floor)'' [[TemptingFate Would the world like come to an end if Spider-Man took one lousy night off?]] ''(Cue people screaming outside)'' [[DeadpanSnarker Okay, you made your point]].
38	** Spider-Man, as usual, provides a lot of funny one-liners during battles.
39	--->''(Spider-Man webs Electro's hands, who responds by burning them off)''\
40	'''Spider-Man:''' Cute trick! Where were you when we had an energy crisis?
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