| 1 | Have a seat, you're going to be here a while... |
| 2 | ---- |
| 3 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/020628.html Sheldon MELTING due to playing a video game for too long]]. |
| 4 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/021029.html Sheldon is seeing problems with Dante's Halloween costume]]. |
| 5 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/021114.html Arthur really wants Sheldon to make him a pancake]]. |
| 6 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/021127.html This]] glorious LampshadeHanging of CarnivoreConfusion as Arthur eats a Thanksgiving turkey. |
| 7 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/021210.html "You're a duck wearing little pants."]] |
| 8 | * When a girl that Sheldon likes is in love with Dante, [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030130.html Dante has a fool-proof plan to fix the situation]]... |
| 9 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030207.html From the same storyline]]... |
| 10 | -->'''Sheldon:''' OH HE'S JUST GOT SCHEMES WITHIN SCHEMES, DOESN'T HE?!! |
| 11 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030214.html And]]... |
| 12 | -->'''Dante:''' Ask her if she's ready to have little mannequins with you. |
| 13 | -->'''Sheldon:''' '''''JUST LEMME PRACTICE!''''' |
| 14 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030225.html Eventually Sheldon manages to get a date with the girl]], and he overdresses a bit. |
| 15 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Girls like it when you dress up. I distinctly remember that from those Music/ZZTop lyrics... "Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man." |
| 16 | -->''({{Beat}})'' |
| 17 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Should I be worried that I'm taking fashion advice from guys with three-foot long beards? |
| 18 | -->'''Arthur:''' '''''[[BluntYes YES.]]''''' |
| 19 | * '''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030313.html "Fo' shizzle on the plastizzle bizzle."]]''' |
| 20 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030314.html Sheldon just wants to have applesauce for dinner.]] |
| 21 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030331.html "BUT WHAT'S THIS?? A giant T-Rex is attacking Microsoft."]] |
| 22 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030409.html Sheldon and Dante agree to never take Arthur fishing with them again]]. |
| 23 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030523.html Sheldon's surfing]]. |
| 24 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030716.html "Must... not... throttle... duck..."]] |
| 25 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030724.html The perfect little village sleeps peacefully.]] Imagine their surprise when... |
| 26 | -->'''Arthur:''' '''''[[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} GODZILLA]] ATTACKS!''''' |
| 27 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030821.html What Gramp thinks of pop musicians]]. |
| 28 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030902.html Gramp struggles with the DVD Player]]. |
| 29 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/031121.html Sheldon has difficulty controlling his remote-controlled plane]]. |
| 30 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/031215.html Arthur has pinned his Christmas list on the fridge]] and he's going to make sure that everyone else knows about it. |
| 31 | * "'''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040210.html AUTO-SAURUS REX!!]]'''" |
| 32 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040419.html Sheldon suggests that he and Arthur give the lake they're in a name]]. Arthur replies that it already has a name. That name is... |
| 33 | -->'''Arthur:''' "Lake Arthur Fantastico Supremo". |
| 34 | -->''(Beat)'' |
| 35 | -->'''Arthur:''' I named it. |
| 36 | -->'''Sheldon:''' ''(pretending to be shocked)'' [[SarcasmMode No.]] |
| 37 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040505.html "Can you PLEASE not give him "Super Choco Fudgies" Cereal for breakfast?"]] |
| 38 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040603.html "You gotta admit, it's not natural for socks to do that."]] |
| 39 | -->'''Gramp:''' You wanna deal with their attitude, YOU wash 'em. |
| 40 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040703.html Gramp frying Arthur's brain]]. |
| 41 | -->'''Arthur:''' BUT... PURCHASES... MAKE... DUCK... HAPPY... |
| 42 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040804.html Dante tries his hand at some still life]]. |
| 43 | -->'''Dante:''' My still life drawing sort of got away from me. |
| 44 | -->'''Arthur:''' [[SarcasmMode No, no... I think]] Franchise/{{Godzilla}} [[SarcasmMode holding a taco was a natural choice]]. |
| 45 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040810.html Arthur has been stealing office supplies]]. It culminates in him STEALING A CHAIR FROM THE OFFICE. |
| 46 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040811.html And then he attempts to steal one of Sheldon's employees]]. |
| 47 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040812.html Sheldon tries to help him kick the habit]]. [[{{Understatement}} It doesn't work]]. |
| 48 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040813.html "Just give Gramp his teeth back."]] |
| 49 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040824.html Sheldon pretends to be]] [[ComicBook/XMen Wolverine]]. |
| 50 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040902.html Dante is a superhero named Stickboy]]. He conquers all with his mighty stick. |
| 51 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040921.html "It looks like our hero is starting to crack. Let's watch!"]] |
| 52 | * From a storyline in which Sheldonsoft's stock goes down... |
| 53 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040923.html Sheldon has a two-step plan to fix it]]. Step 1? Buy a monkey for the company. Step 2? Everyone laugh at the funny little monkey. |
| 54 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040925.html Arthur meets Zesto the Magnificent]] - who Sheldon summoned to fix the problem. |
| 55 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040927.html And he does!]] At least, he claims he does. |
| 56 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040930.html "AND LIKE MAGIC, ANOTHER LETTER FLOATS INTO THE ROOM!"]] |
| 57 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041002.html Arthur can do magic]]. |
| 58 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041009.html Arthur realizes that he's naked all the time]]. This starts off a hilarious storyline involving Arthur deciding to get some clothes. Highlights include... |
| 59 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041013.html Arthur doesn't at ALL]] look like Creator/DannyDevito in formal wear. |
| 60 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041014.html "Don't clothes your mind to new possibilities!"]] |
| 61 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041015.html Sheldon asks how Arthur got the tie on when he doesn't have hands]]. According to Arthur, it took him three hours. |
| 62 | -->'''Arthur:''' But the trickier part was how I got these undies on. |
| 63 | -->'''Sheldon:''' '''''[[TooMuchInformation NO ONE'S ASKING!]]''''' |
| 64 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041031.html One advantage to being a billionaire]] is that you get to buy pretty awesome Halloween decorations. |
| 65 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041101.html Arthur eats all of the trick-or-treat candy]]. But he saved Sheldon a Tootsie Roll. |
| 66 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Did you save it for me, OR DID YOU GET SO FAT YOU COULDN'T REACH IT?? |
| 67 | -->'''Arthur:''' A little from "Column A", a little from "Column B"... |
| 68 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041102.html The next day]]... |
| 69 | -->'''Sheldon:''' I can't believe you ate all the Halloween candy! |
| 70 | -->'''Arthur:''' I didn't mean to! Initially, I just ate one. And then I ate one more. |
| 71 | -->'''Sheldon:''' AND THEN YOU ATE 48 MORE! |
| 72 | -->'''Arthur:''' And then I ate 48 more. |
| 73 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041104.html "See? Now I'm sitting."]] |
| 74 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041105.html "I CAN'T JUST MAGICALLY FLY INTO THE KITCHEN!"]] |
| 75 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041118.html "Put it on my bill."]] |
| 76 | * Gramp's attempts at LoopholeAbuse when he goes on a liquid diet. |
| 77 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041130.html "Melted ice cream isn't technically a 'liquid'."]] |
| 78 | -->'''Gramp:''' '''''I KNOW! AND IT HAS COOKIE DOUGH CHUNKS!''''' |
| 79 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041201.html "A Twinkie is a SOLID, not a LIQUID. And your 1976 blender can't change that fact."]] |
| 80 | ** It eventually culminates in [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041202.html Gramp somehow getting his hands on a beaker of hydro-chloric acid]] and pouring it on a steak in order to create liquid steak. It backfires spectacularly. |
| 81 | -->'''Gramp:''' AIGH! MY GOOD CHINA!! |
| 82 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/041212.html "You're all tremendously huge nerds."]] |
| 83 | -->'''Sheldon:''' MUST YOU RUIN IT EVERY TIME I WATCH ''[[Franchise/StarTrek STAR TREK]]''?! |
| 84 | * From a series in which Sheldon's house is infested with [[AntAssault a colony of ants]]... |
| 85 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050124.html "GIVE US CHEESECAKE. FRIDGE. THIRD SHELF. BEHIND THE MILK."]] |
| 86 | -->'''Gramp:''' And their spy network is pretty good. |
| 87 | -->'''Sheldon:''' As is their penmanship. |
| 88 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050125.html "MY EYEBALLS! THEY'RE IN MY EYEBALLS!"]] |
| 89 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050126.html "JOIN US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."]] |
| 90 | -->'''Gramp:''' And now they're getting all cocky! |
| 91 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050127.html "AIGH! MY SHIRT!"]] |
| 92 | -->'''Arthur:''' Not the pants, fellas, not the pants! Trust me on this one! |
| 93 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050128.html Arthur takes care of the ant problem]] - for a price. |
| 94 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050129.html "Look, I'm only one duck!"]] |
| 95 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050202.html "Maaaaaaybe you've had enough chocolate milk..."]] |
| 96 | -->'''Sheldon:''' IT'S THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME GOING! |
| 97 | ** From the same storyline, [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050206.html "We're experimenting with product placement."]] |
| 98 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050213.html Arthur wishes that he had some cheesecake.]] |
| 99 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050227.html Sheldon and Arthur go shopping for a new computer]]. |
| 100 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050317.html Sheldon thinks that his teleporter would work better as a time machine]]. |
| 101 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050403.html Arthur has to stop trying to swallow fish whole.]] |
| 102 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050412.html And speaking of fish...]] |
| 103 | -->'''Sheldon:''' What marketing genius came up with the name "fish stick"? Those two words should never be combined. "Do you enjoy fish, buy wish it had more of the down-home flavor of a stick?" |
| 104 | -->'''Arthur:''' "Are you pining for more pine in your seafood?" |
| 105 | -->'''Sheldon:''' "Why not [[{{Pun}} branch]] out and try our new, [[{{Pun}} tree]]mendously tasty fish sticks!" |
| 106 | -->'''Arthur:''' "Go on, give it a try - just for the [[{{Pun}} halibut]]!!" |
| 107 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050420.html "How 'bout them Red Sox?"]] |
| 108 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050515.html The League of Extraordinary Nerds]]. |
| 109 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050520.html Arthur meets Mister Pixie-Mix, the Pancake Fairy]]. |
| 110 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050522.html Sheldon is getting a pair of shoes]]. |
| 111 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050526.html "I've made a little diorama."]] |
| 112 | * From a storyline in which Sheldon gets a segway... |
| 113 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050530.html Sheldon is now a dork on wheels]]. |
| 114 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050601.html He's also a bit of a sucker for unnecessary technology]]. |
| 115 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050602.html Gramp's reaction to Sheldon buying a $4000 segway]]. |
| 116 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050609.html Arthur regains his feathers after molting]]. |
| 117 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050619.html "I suddenly have desire to buy bicycle for small American child!"]] |
| 118 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050702.html "Side effects. Side effects. I also can't control my bladder. Side effects."]] |
| 119 | -->'''Arthur:''' ''(dryly)'' [[SarcasmMode Lovely]]. |
| 120 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050703.html "They assured me this was the loudest, most annoying model I could buy."]] |
| 121 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050704.html And the next day]]... |
| 122 | * From a storyline in which Sheldon, Arthur and Gramp go on a road trip... |
| 123 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050710.html "Ah, the good ol' summer family roadtrip!"]] |
| 124 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050712.html "Travel America: See its gas stations."]] |
| 125 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050713.html Sheldon and Arthur play a rousing game of "Alphabet Bingo".]] |
| 126 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050714.html "The pool holds all the answers!"]] |
| 127 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050715.html They arrive the Grand Canyon]]. |
| 128 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050716.html "Can you run the Boston Marathon? Then don't even TRY to hike the Grand Canyon in one day."]] |
| 129 | -->'''Sheldon:''' I love how he's still considering it. |
| 130 | -->'''Arthur:''' YOU GET WINDED ON YOUR SECOND TRIP TO THE FRIDGE! |
| 131 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050717.html "Keep watching. This is how evolution happens."]] |
| 132 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050719.html "Oh man. This car smells like FOOT."]] |
| 133 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050720.html "It's $30 to get into Yellowstone National Park?"]] |
| 134 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050721.html It turns out]] that the park's backup rangers are the Franchise/PowerRangers. |
| 135 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050722.html "Hold on, I need to fight this tree."]] |
| 136 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050726.html Gramp is throwing all of his hatred into the Yellowstone Hot Springs]]. |
| 137 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050728.html A bison is following Sheldon around]]. |
| 138 | ** '''''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050729.html "LIKE THE WIND, MAN! DRIVE LIKE THE WIND!"]]''''' |
| 139 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050730.html "A cliff-hanger!"]] |
| 140 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050731.html Sheldon and Arthur discuss]] [[OverlyLongName "Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper".]] |
| 141 | ** '''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050805.html "Guess where I'VE been!"]]''' |
| 142 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050806.html "Goot eve-a-ning."]] |
| 143 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050811.html "Can't... feel... feet... and yet delicious shrimp... still calling... to me..."]] |
| 144 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050815.html Arthur doesn't understand Japanese animation]]. |
| 145 | -->'''Arthur:''' Why is there always a secondary character that grunts while the main character talks? |
| 146 | * "[[Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes Dr. Zaius]], look! He has [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050818.html precious RAZORS]]!" |
| 147 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050823.html "Don't you DARE make a joke."]] |
| 148 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050825.html "Gramp, I'd like you to meet Bobo the dancing circus bear."]] |
| 149 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050831.html "Did you add the E-Stamp?"]] |
| 150 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050901.html The next day]]... |
| 151 | -->'''Gramp:''' ''(to Sheldon)'' [[MundaneMadeAwesome I sent you an e-mail! Me! All by myself!]] |
| 152 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050911.html Gramp meets a mime]]. |
| 153 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050921.html "Water scientists have done, like, water studies on it."]] |
| 154 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050927.html The image of Arthur licking Sheldon's Oreos]] is funny enough, but it gets even better from there. |
| 155 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/050929.html "Are you spreading jelly ON the peanut butter??!?"]] |
| 156 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051016.html This]] glorious WhosOnFirst routine. |
| 157 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051019.html Dante's Halloween costume]]. He's a hatrack. |
| 158 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051021.html Speaking of Halloween costumes]], there's Arthur's. He's [[IncrediblyLamePun white trash]]. |
| 159 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051022.html And then he decides to dress as SHELDON]]. |
| 160 | * '''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051024.html "MUST... TAKE... CANDY... BATH..."]]''' |
| 161 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051103.html "Guess I might as well use it..."]] |
| 162 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051124.html "Eat your own dang peas."]] |
| 163 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051126.html Gramp goes to the Gap]] and meets an employee there [[SanitySlippage that is going insane]] from having to listen to holiday music. |
| 164 | -->"MIGHT I INTEREST ME IN SOME KHAKIS? WHY YES, THANK YOU!!" |
| 165 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051204.html Arthur demonstrates to Sheldon]] that the song "Stayin' Alive" has the power to make anyone dance. And that includes Gramp. |
| 166 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051208.html Arthur wants to know Gramp's "big Christmas secret"]]. |
| 167 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051211.html Dante plays the Christmas Porpoise]] in a Christmas Pageant with 76 kids and only so many costumes. |
| 168 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051212.html When Arthur discovers that Gramp is planning on getting Sheldon a pet]]... |
| 169 | -->'''Arthur:''' Why buy Sheldon ''another'' pet? I'm, like, the coolest pet ever. |
| 170 | -->'''Gramp:''' You are. But he needs a '''''NORMAL'''''' pet! One that just plays and barks and waits by the door. He needs a pet that doesn't make fun of him for watching "[[Series/StargateSG1 Stargate]]". |
| 171 | -->'''Arthur:''' But c'mon... it '''''IS''''' a pretty lame show. |
| 172 | -->'''Gramp:''' SEE? |
| 173 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051213.html The next day]], Arthur attempts to show Gramp how cute he is. It doesn't work. |
| 174 | -->'''Arthur:''' Cwap. |
| 175 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/051227.html "Lookit me! Defying gravity!"]] |
| 176 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060108.html Arthur teaches Oso tricks]]. |
| 177 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060112.html If you wait too long to wash dishes, "life" begins to form in your sink]]. |
| 178 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060205.html "I was designed in the bowels of Hell!"]] |
| 179 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060324.html "You and I lead very different lives."]] |
| 180 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060325.html "WHY SO MUCH GUILT WITH THE FREE SAMPLES?"]] |
| 181 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060327.html "The ONE DAY I take the metro to work."]] |
| 182 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060421.html Part of a storyline in which Arthur finds an egg and sits on it]][[note]]The egg, for those unaware, contains Flaco, Arthur's lizard son[[/note]]... |
| 183 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Look, I agree with you. A duck NEEDS a nest for their egg. But... you're not in touch with your duck instincts, you know? No one's ever SHOWED you how to build a nest. |
| 184 | -->'''Arthur:''' What are you trying to say? |
| 185 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Most ducks don't use bean bags from IKEA. |
| 186 | -->'''Arthur:''' Then most ducks are chumps. This puppy was $4.99. |
| 187 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060422.html The next day]], Sheldon asks how long it'll take for the egg to hatch. Let's just say that Arthur has no idea and leave it at that. |
| 188 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060503.html "That is AMAZING. This tree has totally lifted up the sidewalk."]] |
| 189 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060510.html "You so just got Arthured."]] |
| 190 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060511.html "Now you're just Arthuring YOURSELF."]] |
| 191 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060527.html Arthur has mastered the art of hovering.]] |
| 192 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060702.html "Go on. I'm waiting for the snide comment."]] |
| 193 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060714.html Sheldon is]] EL STAPLERO! |
| 194 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060717.html "...Such a fine line between a trick rider and a TERRIFIED rider."]] |
| 195 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060718.html "Approach the wild horse with CONFIDENCE."]] |
| 196 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060719.html Arthur singing "Deep in the Heart of Texas".]] |
| 197 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060811.html "What's the difference between a goblin and a HOBgoblin?"]] |
| 198 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060818.html How to survive hellishly hot summer nights.]] |
| 199 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060828.html A limerick about]] Website/{{Youtube}}. |
| 200 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060907.html Gramp believes that Wheat Thins are a diet food.]] |
| 201 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060909.html "Is it ironic that the IKEA catalog is ten times sturdier than their actual furniture?"]] |
| 202 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/060911.html Gramp won't admit that he has a coffee addiction]]. |
| 203 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/061121.html Sheldon asks Gramp if any of their cousins are coming for Thanksgiving]]. Gramp says no, it's just them... and the duck... and the lizard... and the dog... |
| 204 | -->'''Gramp:''' And I'm sure an orangutan, five turtles, and a Jack Russell Terrier. |
| 205 | -->'''Arthur:''' I disinvited the orangutan... that dude still owes me, like, six grand. |
| 206 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/061122.html "This is unbelievably ridiculous."]] |
| 207 | * '''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070206.html "GAAAAAH! MAKE YOUR COWBOY STORIES MAKE SENSE!"]]''' |
| 208 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070219.html Arthur supplies]] [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing the Balrog]]'s frame of mind. |
| 209 | -->'''Arthur:''' "RARR! I WANNA WATCH ''[[Series/TheView THE VIEW]]''! RARR!" |
| 210 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070221.html "Ni Hao, little grasshopper..."]] |
| 211 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070222.html "I bet their battle cry was 'Nobody gets me.'"]] |
| 212 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070312.html Gramp learns about the "Three Bites Diet"]]. |
| 213 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070415.html Arthur has a sip of coffee]]. |
| 214 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070520.html "Ham."]] |
| 215 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070523.html Sheldon and Dante are horrified to discover that pickles are in fact cucumbers.]] |
| 216 | -->'''Sheldon:''' I've been eating a well-balanced diet all along... ''LIKE A CHUMP!'' |
| 217 | * '''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070603.html "NO READING OUT LOUD."]]''' |
| 218 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070628.html "Land of the Switzers?"]] |
| 219 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070719.html "I'M IMMENSELY INTERESTING!"]] |
| 220 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070730.html "I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU BREATHING FROM FOUR BLOCKS DOWN!"]] |
| 221 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070822.html "The scientific name of the dinosaur is 'the supersaurus'."]] |
| 222 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070823.html "Dude, I way 4.95 tons."]] |
| 223 | *** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070824.html "SITTING is my super-power."]] |
| 224 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070907.html Arthur isn't really built for the Wii.]] |
| 225 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070925.html After finding out that the velociraptor had feathers, Sheldon starts to wonder if ALL dinosaurs had feathers, then what a t-rex would look like with feathers]]. |
| 226 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/071001.html One storyline begins with]] Gramp pointing out to an employee at Starbucks that the name of the shop should have an apostrophe in it - because it's named after the character Starbuck from ''Literature/MobyDick'', it should be "Starbuck's". [[DisproportionateRetribution The employee replies by threatening to give his coffee to somebody else.]] |
| 227 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/071002.html The next day]], [[DisproportionateRetribution the employee tells Gramp that they won't be serving him coffee ever again simply because he brought up the fact that the name should have an apostrophe in it.]] |
| 228 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/071022.html This strip]], which perfectly summarizes what a trip to IKEA is like. |
| 229 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/071029.html One Halloween costume that Sheldon apparently considered is]] a ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' character he made up using math. |
| 230 | -->"'''''DODECAHEDRON!'''''" |
| 231 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/071207.html "Disneyyy is gonna milk]] [[Film/HighSchoolMusical this property]] [[CashCowFranchise for all it's worrrth..."]] |
| 232 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/071209.html Sheldon meets the Living Embodiment of Wikipedia]]. |
| 233 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080114.html "Is a television steam-powered?"]] |
| 234 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080222.html "I'm moderately whelmed."]] |
| 235 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080315.html "I shall make it a date!"]] |
| 236 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080316.html "Daddy's a massive dork."]] |
| 237 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080412.html Arthur reads about blue whales]]. |
| 238 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080416.html Arthur invites a Douglas Fir Tree to defend eBooks]]. |
| 239 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080424.html "Why are you looking at us like that? Go watch your stupid show."]] |
| 240 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080429.html "Flaco, my son: SECURE THE PANCAKES!"]] |
| 241 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080505.html "I love that chicken dish. Best dish we have. CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN."]] |
| 242 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080506.html Arthur randomly singing "Rapper's Delight"]]. |
| 243 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080511.html The entirety of this strip]], but especially the panel where ComicBook/AntMan shows up. And it's [[HilariousInHindsight even better]] now that ComicBook/CaptainAmerica, ComicBook/DoctorStrange, and Ant Man [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger have indeed]] [[Film/DoctorStrange2016 gotten]] [[Film/AntMan1 movies]]. |
| 244 | ->"I am Ant Man! My power is to shrink down to ant size! ''Which is a totally useful crime-fighting power, right?'' |
| 245 | |
| 246 | ->Also, my costume is '''TOTALLY''' not dated!" |
| 247 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080513.html "How do you pronounce this word: e-n-s-e-m-b-l-e?"]] |
| 248 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080518.html Gramp's rant about Blu-Ray]]. |
| 249 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080524.html "Super sassy color SPLASH!"]] |
| 250 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080526.html "Do ducks normally TALK? Do ducks normally KNOW junk? Do ducks normally SING famous show tunes?"]] |
| 251 | * The top of Sheldon's head peeking out of the water in [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080613.html this strip]] is amusing enough, but Arthur's rant makes it even better. |
| 252 | -->'''Arthur:''' My new game? "Ten-Pound Ham Toss... the lawn game for kids." |
| 253 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080614.html "Who came up with horseshoes??"]] |
| 254 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080616.html If Arthur spreads out his feet just right, he has just enough surface tension to stand on water]]. |
| 255 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080617.html And the next day]]... |
| 256 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080618.html And then Flaco wants to get in on the fun]]. |
| 257 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080619.html "Must... choose... most... obnoxious response..."]] |
| 258 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080620.html Gramp explains how a microwave works]]. |
| 259 | -->'''Arthur:''' "Food particles" was the best bit. |
| 260 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080625.html Books 'n kids in the internet age]]. |
| 261 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080630.html From the same storyline]]... |
| 262 | -->'''Arthur:''' So, with this library reading contest, how do they TEST you to make sure you really read books? |
| 263 | -->'''Sheldon:''' ''(reading a book)'' They don't. |
| 264 | -->'''Arthur:''' They DON'T? They don't quiz you or anything? |
| 265 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Nope. |
| 266 | -->''(Arthur smiles like an idiot)'' |
| 267 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Your smile is creepin' me out. |
| 268 | -->'''Arthur:''' In life, you either lead, follow, or circumnavigate the whole process. |
| 269 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080701.html "Can't... resist... super-dated special effects... surprisingly... awesome. NNNGH."]] |
| 270 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080707.html "Spatula."]] |
| 271 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080709.html "Why not develop some sort of PIT-SOCK, soaking up offendables all day long?"]] |
| 272 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080720.html Arthur doesn't believe that Brachiosaurs were vegetarians]]. |
| 273 | -->'''Arthur:''' Those dudes were huge. You don't build up that much mass just eatin' LEAVES. |
| 274 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080725.html "New VELCRO! For dudes!"]] |
| 275 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/080731.html "Enough with the dang pony."]] |
| 276 | * From a storyline in which Sheldon, in an effort to save his company, goes to Dubai to ask for a loan... |
| 277 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081005.html Gramp has reached the point where nothing surprises him anymore]]. |
| 278 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081009.html Arthur is having difficulty handling the desert heat because he, unlike Flaco, is hot-blooded]]. |
| 279 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081019.html How "Weight Watchers" works]]. |
| 280 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081023.html Sheldon and Arthur talk about chimps]]. |
| 281 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081128.html Gramp doesn't know what a Blu-Ray disc is]]. |
| 282 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081129.html And the next day]]... |
| 283 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081201.html Gramp is a cast-iron pan]]. He's seasoned by life. |
| 284 | -->'''Arthur:''' Also: unwashed. |
| 285 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081203.html Sheldon and Arthur talk about giraffes and evolution]]. |
| 286 | -->'''Arthur:''' Hey - did science ever figger out why giraffes evolved so basketball-player tall? Was it because of high leaves in the tall trees? 'Cause if so, why not just stay short and evolve a ladder, instead? |
| 287 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Wait... what? How do you "evolve a ladder"?? |
| 288 | -->'''Arthur:''' You, uh... you take a nearby thing, and you slowly evolve it into something else. |
| 289 | -->'''Sheldon:''' That makes no sense. Explain how I'd "evolve" this water into a ladder? |
| 290 | -->''({{Beat}})'' |
| 291 | -->'''Arthur:''' ''(whispering)'' I think we've figured out why giraffes didn't evolve a ladder. |
| 292 | -->'''Sheldon:''' [[SarcasmMode A big win for science]]. |
| 293 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081213.html Sheldon and Arthur recite a poem clearing up the reasons for eggnog's disgustingness]]. |
| 294 | * "[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Lord Sauron]] [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081214.html finds your gingerbread structure wanting.]]" |
| 295 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/081225.html How to have Christmas start at 6 AM]]. |
| 296 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090114.html Three words: UNEXPECTED YOGURT CANNONBALL]]. |
| 297 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090116.html Arthur and Flaco demonstrate why you can't team-read a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book]]. |
| 298 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090117.html "Do you realize how insulting that is?"]] |
| 299 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090204.html Arthur gets into an elevator with a man who has a fear of ducks]]. |
| 300 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090205.html And then it gets stuck]]. |
| 301 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090206.html Then the man discovers that Arthur can talk and starts freaking out even more]]. |
| 302 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090207.html Arthur tries to help the man overcome his fear of ducks]]. |
| 303 | -->"Four... mallards in... my... shorts." |
| 304 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090212.html On "Point Watchers", you're constantly looking for foods that fill you up, but have low points]]. But you can't eat the same four foods forever, so you stay on the lookout for new, low-point foods... but it can get out of hand. |
| 305 | -->'''Gramp:''' Cardboard's edible, right? |
| 306 | -->'''Arthur:''' ''(thinking to himself)'' Don't say no. Don't say no. See where this goes. |
| 307 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090214.html Speaking of "Point Watchers", you can EARN more food points by exercising]], as Gramp demonstrates. |
| 308 | -->'''Gramp:''' COME ON, LIFE. |
| 309 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090303.html Gramp discovers that Arthur has been driving his car]]. |
| 310 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090304.html "You can NOT drive my car."]] |
| 311 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090310.html Sheldon is ticked-off at Arthur for something that he did in a dream]]. Specifically... |
| 312 | -->'''Sheldon:''' In my dream you had fourteen camels and you wouldn't give me one and then you flew them to the moon and left me in Maine and you were a jerk. |
| 313 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090311.html And in the next strip]]... |
| 314 | -->'''Gramp:''' ''Why wouldn't you let me feed your Pegasus at the 1910 World's Fair??'' |
| 315 | -->'''Arthur:''' COME ON. |
| 316 | * From a storyline in which Arthur and Flaco go to Hawaii... |
| 317 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090325.html "I ain't seein' the cockpit, am I?"]] |
| 318 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090328.html Arthur goes snorkeling]]. |
| 319 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090331.html "You know what?? I'M ON VACATION. The English language can cram it."]] |
| 320 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090401.html "Hawaii is famous for having the most mico-climates on Earth."]] |
| 321 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090402.html "It says 'KARL'."]] |
| 322 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090406.html Gramp asks Oso if he wants to go for "walkies"]]. |
| 323 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090415.html "Dang, man. JUST LET ME HAVE THIS."]] |
| 324 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090416.html "The thing with the blinky and the red flashy."]] |
| 325 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090417.html And the next day]], we get Sheldon explaining to Gramp why the mail-merge on his computer isn't working. |
| 326 | -->[[ItMakesSenseInContext "Give back the dang shrimp, Excel!"]] |
| 327 | * '''''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090502.html "YES IS NOT AN ANSWER!"]]''''' |
| 328 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090505.html Sheldon tries to get Oso to sit]]. |
| 329 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090509.html "You, my friend, are a truthsayer."]] |
| 330 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090519.html Arthur has realized what it takes to be a successful fantasy novelist]]. |
| 331 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090629.html Arthur points out]] that there's one problem with ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}'s power to command sea life. It might be handy if he's by the water, but what criminals capture him in Montana? |
| 332 | -->''(GilliganCut to a giant squid and a sperm whale, both very exhausted, crawling across dry land)'' |
| 333 | -->'''Giant Squid:''' Just... 800... more miles... to go... |
| 334 | -->'''Sperm Whale:''' '''''I HATE YOU SO MUCH, AQUAMAN.''''' |
| 335 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090630.html The next day]], Sheldon points out that there was a moment in that strip that could've been handled better. So instead, the giant squid chews out the sperm whale for using the word "hate", and the sperm whale says this: |
| 336 | -->'''Sperm Whale:''' '''''I DISLIKE YOU SO MUCH I COULD POP YOU IN THE CAKE-HOLE, AQUAMAN.''''' |
| 337 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090707.html "ZIS EEZ WHAT I DO."]] |
| 338 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090708.html "AND IF YOU SAY IT'S BECAUSE USING VIGOR ALONE BECOMES VIGOROUS I WILL BE ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS."]] |
| 339 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090716.html "I shouldn't need an art contest to tell me if I'm any good or not."]] |
| 340 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090728.html "When I got my pug, I was told that 'they only shed once a year.' I now realize this is true. They DO shed only twice a year: once throughout the first six months, and again throughout the second six months."]] |
| 341 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090818.html "I come in search of knightly games!"]] |
| 342 | ** From the same storyline, we have [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090821.html Arthur having fun with homophones]]. |
| 343 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090825.html Apparently, Arthur let Flaco pick their names]]. |
| 344 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090830.html Arthur discovers that safety pins spontaneously generate in hallway drawers]] - people don't BUY them. He's also discovered that his new outfit is pretty rockin'. |
| 345 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090831.html Arthur sings "Ten Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed"]]... then starts to wonder what the heck the backstory to that song is. |
| 346 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090901.html He then proceeds to write down all of his problems with the song]]. |
| 347 | --> "'''Ten''' (''Ten? It's hard enough to get ONE monkey! Ten??'') little monkeys jumpin' (''Believable. Monkeys do love jumpin'.'') on the bed,\ |
| 348 | '''One fell''' (''Also believable. But to have them ALL fall off, sequentially? There's an odd causality at work, there.'') off and bumped his head.\ |
| 349 | '''Mama''' (''This is where it gets weird - WHOSE mama? The monkey's mama? If so, why the unnecessary clarification in Line One? A human mama wouldn't say "ten little humans" jumpin' on the bed, so why would a monkey? And if she's NOT the monkey's mama, why in the world does she have monkeys in a house with kids?? Dangerous!'')called the doctor\ |
| 350 | '''And the doctor''' (''Okay, A) You'd call a vet. And B) Why does this doctor seem unfazed with this whole situation?? Were there previous conversations between he and Mama? Or is he one of those jaded, "I've-been-in-medicine-40-years-and-I've-seen-everything" doctors?'') said\ |
| 351 | ''''No more monkeys jumpin' on the bed'''' (''[[SarcasmMode Yeah, great, awesome. Thanks for the hot tip, Captain Brilliant.]]'')" |
| 352 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090902.html Arthur points out how weird it is that English still uses phrases from the Steam Age]]. |
| 353 | -->'''Arthur:''' ''(to Gramp)'' That's '''GOTTA''' make you feel better about your vocabulary. |
| 354 | -->'''Gramp:''' Scram, you. I don't take sass from two-bit murgatroids. |
| 355 | * From a storyline in which [[ItMakesSenseInContext Arthur is sued for libel by a Mr. Lord Biggles Chiggles]]... |
| 356 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090925.html Sheldon assembles all forty-nine of his "Sheldonsoft" corporate lawyers]] to help Arthur win the lawsuit. Then Arthur asks how many of them know ENGLISH laws. The reply does not fill him with confidence. |
| 357 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090929.html Gramp books their flight to London]]. And per Arthur's request, he made sure to get them a flight with video games in the seats (it's a nine-hour flight!). |
| 358 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/091007.html Upon arriving]], Gramp tells the others that they can get to London via fast-train in Paddington. This causes Sheldon and Arthur to assume that they have the chance to meet Literature/PaddingtonBear. Then they ask if they can also visit [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] and see Literature/PeterPan. |
| 359 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/091008.html "And THAT'S my complete philosophy on fig-based food products."]] |
| 360 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/091023.html Flaco's Halloween costume]]. |
| 361 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/091105.html "Then let the battle begin! For nothing can stop me!"]] |
| 362 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/091127.html "You've had enough dang pie."]] |
| 363 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/091203.html Arthur talks about the universe]]. |
| 364 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/091207.html "PanCAAKE."]] |
| 365 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/091209.html Speaking of pancakes]]... |
| 366 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/091222.html Arthur wants to know]] who Gramp is the "Secret Santa" for. |
| 367 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/091223.html "LAY DOWN MORE DANG TRACK!"]] |
| 368 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100106.html Arthur writes a letter to Almond Butter]]. |
| 369 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100107.html And the next day, he writes a letter to PEANUT Butter]]. |
| 370 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100108.html Then he invents]] "Mega Butter". |
| 371 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100114.html Arthur attempts to use an iPhone]]. |
| 372 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100115.html Eventually, he comes up with a new method]]... with some help from Flaco. |
| 373 | -->'''Arthur:''' "My dearest Shakira..." |
| 374 | -->'''Sheldon:''' NO! I'm literally covered in spit. |
| 375 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100120.html Sheldon tells Dante]] about the "Sarcasm Mark". |
| 376 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100121.html Gramp orders a pizza online]]. |
| 377 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100122.html "I'm waitin' for you to order a dang ALBANIAN pancake or something."]] |
| 378 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100124.html Arthur finds out]] that the Franchise/GreenLantern's weakness is the color yellow. |
| 379 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100127.html Arthur pretends to be]] [[Franchise/StarWars Luke Skywalker]]'s snowspeeder. |
| 380 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100202.html "I am FAR MORE efficient in my awesomeness."]] |
| 381 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100205.html Gramp will not run a washing machine that isn't one hundred percent full]]. |
| 382 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100215.html "This is not a duck."]] |
| 383 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100217.html Arthur and Flaco have a "spontaneous awesome-off".]] |
| 384 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100218.html Eventually]], Arthur needs to sit down... but he must do it in a suitably-awesome way. |
| 385 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100309.html Gramp is baking cookies]]. |
| 386 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100315.html Arthur got a letter in the mail, and he's going to make sure that Sheldon and Dante know it]]. |
| 387 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100319.html "MIGHT I SPEAK WITH YOU GENTS AT THE FRONT DOOR?"]] |
| 388 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100326.html Arthur, Flaco and Oso have come to an agreement]] - instead of cranking up the heat, they'll all take turns sitting on Gramp's head to keep warm. |
| 389 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100405.html "Ain't foolin' anyone, peaches."]] |
| 390 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100406.html And the next day]], Arthur has him try out a NEW sales pitch on Flaco. It works! |
| 391 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100407.html Sheldon's bath toy]]. |
| 392 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100419.html "It's a LAND LOBSTER."]] |
| 393 | -->'''Arthur:''' BUT... "Landlobster" sorta sounds like a nice Wisconsin family if you say it fast enough: "I'm Gene Landlobster, this here's my wife, Tootie Landlobster, and these rugrats are the little Landlobsters." |
| 394 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100420.html Even among the]] Franchise/{{Transformers}}, there are massively huge nerds. What makes it even better is that the Nerd Transformer looks like a character from ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''. |
| 395 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100421.html Arthur sings a song about a chair]]. |
| 396 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100426.html Arthur signs up for match-harmony.com]]. |
| 397 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Internet dating? Really? Won't that be... tricky? Once ladies... see... your... actual... photo? |
| 398 | -->'''Arthur:''' No. Yeah. You don't gotta say it. I hear ya. [[BaitAndSwitch I already Photoshopped the wart off my foot]]. |
| 399 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100427.html Answering questions for the site]] takes a very long time, as Arthur discovers. |
| 400 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100428.html "Are you basically looking to date a tub of ice cream? Like, an ACTUAL tub?"]] |
| 401 | -->'''Arthur:''' ''(whispering to Sheldon)'' They're on to me. |
| 402 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100429.html Eventually]], the site manages to find a possible match for Arthur. [[spoiler:Specifically, a chicken.]] |
| 403 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100430.html He calls the site to complain]]. |
| 404 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100511.html Flaco ate Arthur's "ham sammich"]]. |
| 405 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100512.html The next day]], Sheldon and Arthur discuss Arthur's referring to sandwich as "sammich". |
| 406 | -->'''Sheldon:''' English is sort of a language that looks at life and goes "Mehhh." |
| 407 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100520.html Gramp has difficulty with Twitter]]. |
| 408 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100521.html But eventually, he gets the hang of it]]... more or less. |
| 409 | -->'''Arthur:''' It's not THAT micro a micro-blogging service!!! |
| 410 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100524.html Flaco does some weightlifting]]. |
| 411 | -->'''Arthur:''' It'd be WAY more impressive if it wasn't six coffee lids on a straw. |
| 412 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100525.html Punctuation marks that never caught on]]. |
| 413 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100526.html Gramp is doing interpretive dance]]. |
| 414 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100527.html Wait for it]]. Wait for it. Wait for it... |
| 415 | * '''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100610.html "ACTIVELY DRINKING COFFEE WHILE WE TALK."]]''' |
| 416 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100611.html What's really being said between you and your dentist]]. |
| 417 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100615.html Arthur reads the instructions of a box of frozen pizza]]. |
| 418 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100622.html How to tell if you're a massive geek]]. |
| 419 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100629.html Arthur flies onto Gramp's head]] and... |
| 420 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100630.html "Best friends! Best friends!"]] |
| 421 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100701.html "Lookit me! Lookit me!"]] |
| 422 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100702.html "Let's play! Let's play!"]] |
| 423 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100712.html Arthur decides that knitting needs a slogan]]. |
| 424 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100713.html "I know what this needs. You know what this needs? I'll TELL you what this needs."]] |
| 425 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100714.html Extreme Knitting]]. |
| 426 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100715.html Eventually, Arthur gets carried away with the knitting]]... |
| 427 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100716.html Even Gramp gets a cozy]]! |
| 428 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100719.html "That was MY dang cookie."]] |
| 429 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100720.html Sheldon admits]] that he kinda doesn't understand Franchise/{{Transformers}}. |
| 430 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100802.html Arthur wants a device that makes instant Indian food]]. |
| 431 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100803.html The next day]], he attempts to invent that device. |
| 432 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100812.html Has Dante given any thought as to what he's going to do with the mud pies that he's making]]? The answer is YES. Yes he has. |
| 433 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100816.html The answer to the question that all pug-owners have been wondering]]... |
| 434 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100817.html Gramp has a sign up that says "Garage Sale"]]... yet, he's holding the sale on the lawn. |
| 435 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100818.html "I'll give you seven cents for this apple!"]] |
| 436 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100819.html "You take 20 cents for it?"]] |
| 437 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100915.html Sheldon is using his imagination]]. |
| 438 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100928.html Arthur doesn't understand the name of the Nebraska Cornhuskers]]. |
| 439 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100929.html Then Gramp finds out that their ORIGINAL name was "The Bug Eaters"]]. |
| 440 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101007.html Gramp is annoyed by Oso's near-constant barking]]. |
| 441 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101008.html The next day]], he remembers what Arthur said in the previous strip. |
| 442 | -->'''Gramp:''' NO! NOT ON THE HALLWAY RUG! |
| 443 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101012.html It's time to play]] "Spot Where The Lyricist Kinda Went Off-Track: Music/FrankSinatra Edition"! |
| 444 | * How do you send astronauts to Mars? [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101013.html Arthur has the answer]]. |
| 445 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101015.html Sheldon and Arthur realize just how ridiculous the word "Eighth" is]]. |
| 446 | -->'''Sheldon:''' It's totally ridiculous. How many '''H''''s do we need in there? |
| 447 | -->'''Arthur:''' Well how are we supposed to spell it? Aith? Ayth? |
| 448 | -->'''Sheldon:''' That's just it. English spelling rules are totally chaotic. |
| 449 | -->'''Arthur:''' It's like ten dudes orderin' toppings for one pizza: it's loud... messy... and everyone's bummed how it turned out. |
| 450 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101016.html Arthur wants to be a moa]]. |
| 451 | -->'''Arthur:''' ''(standing on Gramp's head)'' "Oh, tough guy wants some [[IncrediblyLamePun moa]], eh? I'll give you moa." |
| 452 | -->'''Gramp:''' Get off my head. |
| 453 | -->'''Arthur:''' "WHO ELSE WANTS SOME MOA?" '''''MO-AAA.''''' |
| 454 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101017.html Sheldon and Arthur are thinking about human migration]]. |
| 455 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101026.html "Should I have a cookie?"]] |
| 456 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101027.html "Arthur has poked you."]] |
| 457 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101101.html "I'm just sayin' he's not the BEST choice for the campaign."]] |
| 458 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101104.html Arthur finds out that Gramp is going to start using "these coffee-pod things"]]. |
| 459 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101105.html Arthur meets a bird who is pecking at nothing]]. |
| 460 | -->"ARE YOU THE DUMBEST." |
| 461 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101108.html Oso is]] [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Batpug]]. |
| 462 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101112.html "JOOOOOIN USSSS. STOPPP FLOSSSING."]] |
| 463 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101116.html Gramp is starting a quest]] to find [[MundaneMadeAwesome THE BEST CUP OF COFFEE IN TOWN]]. |
| 464 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101117.html "Good shopkeep! I seek the finest coffee among your offerings!"]] |
| 465 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101125.html "DON'T YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME, TV. DON'T YOU DO IT."]] |
| 466 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101126.html Any time you tuck in a turkey]], someone says, "Phoo! That tryptophan has tired me out." But there's ALWAYS the know-it-all cousin who's gotta be "That Guy"... |
| 467 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101130.html Gramp discovers the "Neti Pot"]]. |
| 468 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101201.html Speaking of the "Neti Pot"]], the next strip has Arthur pointing out that the concept of it sounds like it was thought up by "an old mountain hick". |
| 469 | -->"Oh thassa snoot squirtin'." |
| 470 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101203.html "Are you SUPPOSED to smell like a naked mole rat with a glandular problem?"]] |
| 471 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/101221.html Arthur talks about the scientific word for kneecap]] - "Patella". |
| 472 | -->'''Arthur:''' Sounds like an Italian dish, to me, "Patella". "Oh, the Patella, madame? Exquisite! It is chef's masterpiece, the Patella. He drizzles the Patella in a white wine reduction, then serves it on a bed of orzo. It's our #1 item... the Patella." |
| 473 | -->'''Gramp:''' STOP TALKING ABOUT PATELLAS. |
| 474 | -->'''Arthur:''' "Oh indeed, madame! Who can stop talking about our Patellas..." |
| 475 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110104.html "THAT BETTER BE YOUR BRUSH."]] |
| 476 | ** It gets even funnier [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110105.html the next day]]. |
| 477 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110107.html Gramp gets insecure about recycling]]. |
| 478 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110110.html "It's time to kick back and relax!"]] |
| 479 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110117.html Gramp doesn't know]] what an [[Franchise/StarWars AT-AT]] is called. |
| 480 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110118.html Arthur and Flaco read]] ''Literature/TheMonsterAtTheEndOfThisBook''. |
| 481 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110120.html Arthur and Flaco decide to become a superhero]]. |
| 482 | -->"'''EAT IT, [[ComicBook/Aquaman AQUAMAN]]!'''" |
| 483 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110125.html Sheldon's home]]. |
| 484 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110127.html For whatever reason]], Flaco is REALLY SENSITIVE about Arthur BreakingTheFourthWall. |
| 485 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110128.html The secret history of kale]]. |
| 486 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110208.html Sheldon thinks that it'll be awesome]] when science is able to bring back the woolly mammoth. Gramp disagrees. |
| 487 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110218.html Gramp has a fever of 104]]. And it's making him hallucinate. |
| 488 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110221.html Gramp thinks that the pizza delivery boy is judging him]]. |
| 489 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110223.html "NERDS, THEIR TALK PAINFUL."]] |
| 490 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110224.html Oso has a sailor suit on]] and Arthur is giving him a hard time about it. |
| 491 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110225.html Arthur points out that the word "butterfly" makes no sense as a word]]. |
| 492 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110304.html This strip]], showing off the "Creator/GeorgeLucas Swimsuit Line", was more [[FanDisservice gross]] than it was funny. But it led to [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110307.html this strip]], which is HILARIOUS. |
| 493 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110315.html Gramp's diet suggests that he try "cauliflower mashed potatoes"]]. |
| 494 | -->'''Arthur:''' What, you mix cauliflower into your mashed potatoes? |
| 495 | -->'''Gramp:''' No, you make "mashed potatoes" out of cauliflower. |
| 496 | -->'''Arthur:''' But that's not mashed potatoes. THAT'S NOT MASHED POTATOES AT ALL. |
| 497 | -->'''Gramp:''' Why does me eating healthy so often involve someone lying to me? |
| 498 | -->'''Arthur:''' '''THAT'S NOT MASHED POTATOES AT ALL.''' |
| 499 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110316.html "Hey! You're a pug!"]] |
| 500 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110321.html Arthur just tried Thai sweet chili sauce for the first time]]. |
| 501 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110322.html The next day gives us]] Arthur's opinion on ranch dressing. |
| 502 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110329.html It doesn't matter how much Flaco tries]]. That ''Film/{{Tron}}'' light-cycle ain't appearing. |
| 503 | * '''''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110331.html "YOU SWIM LIKE MY NIGHTMARES."]]''''' |
| 504 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110411.html MORE punctuation marks that never caught on]]. |
| 505 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110412.html Gramp and Arthur discover "Easter Candy Corn"]]. |
| 506 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110413.html "Snap-a-doo: it is WINDY today."]] |
| 507 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110422.html "God forbid we take two seconds and HAND WASH the dang knives."]] |
| 508 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110504.html Gramp's back went out]] - can you spot when he's finally given up? |
| 509 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110519.html Flaco saw Arthur's post on Facebook]]. He didn't like it, though. |
| 510 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110520.html "And hey, look. There's my posted pic. Showin' up in your stream."]] |
| 511 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110523.html How Flaco photobombs]]. |
| 512 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110526.html The first swim of spring]]. |
| 513 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110601.html "Make up YOUR OWN stories! Invent YOUR OWN worlds!"]] |
| 514 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110621.html Flaco meets another lizard]] while in the desert - specifically, a horned lizard. |
| 515 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110627.html Camping at the beach requires a "Yes" to all these questions...]] |
| 516 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110707.html Gramp is making brownies]]. |
| 517 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110711.html Things that confuse a pug]]... |
| 518 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110726.html Sheldon doesn't wanna play Hamlet]]. |
| 519 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110728.html Emily meets Arthur]]. |
| 520 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110729.html "We've established a little pattern, he and I."]] |
| 521 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110810.html Li'l Butter has been served dinner]], but he doesn't seem to understand what he's supposed to DO with it. |
| 522 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110812.html Gramp has a dog on his head]]. |
| 523 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110816.html "Mr. Moon, what are YOU doing out? It's 3 PM!"]] |
| 524 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110902.html Arthur doesn't get narwhals]]. |
| 525 | -->'''Arthur:''' In what evolutionary scenario does a whale need a WEAPON? They pickin' up park litter down there? ''WHAT POSSIBLE USE IS IT?'' |
| 526 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110905.html The next day]], he's STILL talking about narwhals. |
| 527 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110906.html The lies we hope dinner guests believe]]. |
| 528 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/110908.html "Why do people still believe the lie that we 'only use ten-percent of our brains'?"]] |
| 529 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111011.html Arthur writes a letter to]] UsefulNotes/TheNetherlands. |
| 530 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111014.html "Sheldon got some KEEEEEEEESH."]] |
| 531 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111101.html Why garages were invented]]. |
| 532 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111103.html "So.... New Zealand. That's a place that exists."]] |
| 533 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111107.html "So many new nooks 'n' crannies. SO MANY."]] |
| 534 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111116.html Arthur overthinks]] ''VideoGame/AngryBirds''. |
| 535 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111123.html Arthur meets a square-toothed rattlesnake]]. |
| 536 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111207.html "ATTENTION, WORLD. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING HOW HOT I AM."]] |
| 537 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111208.html Arthur loves it when tightly-wound people go on vacation]]. |
| 538 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111209.html Gramp finds out about]] Starbucks' eggnog latte. |
| 539 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/111220.html Arthur wrote a Christmas-List app]]. |
| 540 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120119.html "Does Spring sprung, or does Spring sprang?"]] |
| 541 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120120.html Arthur uses his word balloons]] [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120123.html to keep dry during a rainstorm]]. |
| 542 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120222.html "This where the garage sale is?"]] |
| 543 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120225.html And here's the aftermath of the garage sale]]... |
| 544 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120228.html "I am the night. I am justice. I am vengeance."]] |
| 545 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120229.html "Only his resolve can save the city."]] |
| 546 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120306.html Gramp would like to speak with Arthur about his... editorializing]]. |
| 547 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120307.html "Why did you WAY over-pack all MY stuff during the move?"]] |
| 548 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120330.html After Lil' Butter gets stuck in a tree and the gang gets him out]]... |
| 549 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Thank goodness! Now we gotta make sure he never does it again. |
| 550 | -->'''Emily:''' Oh don't worry: Lil' Butter never makes '''the same mistake''' twice. |
| 551 | -->''(Cut to that night. Lil' Butter gets stuck in the tree again)'' |
| 552 | -->'''Lil' Butter:''' Maow. |
| 553 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120403.html Arthur notices that Gramp has little holes in his nose]] - pores, in other words. |
| 554 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120404.html Arthur sings that "Rain, Rain, Go Away" song]]... |
| 555 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120413.html "CRY HAVOC! AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR."]] |
| 556 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120426.html Arthur wants somebody to push him on the swings]]. |
| 557 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120504.html Oso usually greets Sheldon when he gets home from school]] - but Sheldon had to go to the library, so he asked Arthur to read some notecards to him. |
| 558 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120621.html "And what's with that hat?"]] |
| 559 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120829.html Gramp has one nostril that's WAAAY bigger than the other one]], as Arthur points out. |
| 560 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120903.html "JUST CLICK LIKE."]] |
| 561 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120907.html What would happen]] if WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer processed all [=FedEx=] packages. |
| 562 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120912.html Sheldon and Arthur talk about Leonardo Da Vinci]]. |
| 563 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120919.html Sheldon points out that humans took wolves, bred them over 20,000 years, and made dogs]]. |
| 564 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120927.html Sheldon returns home from school and greets Oso]]. |
| 565 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120928.html "You seen those DVD packs where you also get a Blu-ray and free download OF THE SAME MOVIE? Who's that for?"]] |
| 566 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/120928.html "THREE MOVIES, Newly-Thin Peter Jackson? THREE?"]] |
| 567 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121008.html "FREE Popsicles for fish?"]] |
| 568 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121009.html The next day]]... |
| 569 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121018.html How to keep all the ice cream for yourself]]. |
| 570 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121105.html Judgement Pug]] [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121106.html is judging]]. [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121107.html you]]. |
| 571 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121112.html "WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?"]] |
| 572 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121121.html "ACTING."]] |
| 573 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121203.html Sucks being a tree sloth]]. |
| 574 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121207.html "Can you hear that? It's the sound of a million Japanese mailmen screaming in frustration."]] |
| 575 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/121218.html Sheldon and Arthur play "Marco Polo"]]. |
| 576 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/130212.html "You got bats."]] |
| 577 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/130214.html "This got weird."]] |
| 578 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/130215.html "Have Sheldon do it! THIS is why people have kids!"]] |
| 579 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/130422.html Arthur and Flaco]] [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/130423.html play with LEGOS]]. |
| 580 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/130809.html Arthur's cosplay for Theatre-Con]]. The goofy grin on his face is what makes it. |
| 581 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/130813.html From the same storyline]]... |
| 582 | -->"Have some pride, man." |
| 583 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/130815.html "Ice-cold Stella! Five bucks."]] |
| 584 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131001.html The return of]] [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Batpug]]! |
| 585 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131004.html "What if our moon... HAD ITS OWN MOON?"]] |
| 586 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131009.html Arthur wishes that he had a time machine]]. |
| 587 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131014.html Arthur and Flaco find an empty turtle shell]] - [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131015.html and this is what they decide to do with it]]. [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131016.html Eventually, they wind up stuck on their back]]. |
| 588 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131022.html Gramp buys deodorant]]. |
| 589 | -->'''Gramp:''' Is it preposterous that ''a man'' might also like to smell like "fresh linen"? '''IS IT?''' |
| 590 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131107.html How to deal with life's trickier moments]], according to Arthur? Two words: VIDEO GAMES. |
| 591 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131204.html Sheldon and Dante]] try to pronounce "[[Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug Smaug]]". |
| 592 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131217.html Sheldon claims that a book]] is like "a friend you carry with you". Arthur finds this comment lame and makes sure that Sheldon knows it. |
| 593 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131220.html "You know what goes great with coffee?"]] |
| 594 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/131224.html Sheldon decorates the Christmas tree]]. |
| 595 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140117.html Arthur realizes something]]. |
| 596 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140127.html Emily enlists the help of Sheldon and Dante]] with getting ready for the Chinese New Year. This week is "The Week of the Mop". |
| 597 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140210.html Sometimes, Gramp looks into Oso's eyes, and he sees beauty in them]]. Beauty and genuine WISDOM. Actually... |
| 598 | -->'''Oso:''' ''(thinking to himself)'' Durrrrrrrrrrp. |
| 599 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140310.html "Noticed you haven't answered our emails."]] |
| 600 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140417.html Gramp gets the coolest, stream-of-thought ideas when he's soakin' in the tub]]. |
| 601 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140418.html How to build your own pug]]. |
| 602 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140428.html Gramp has a secret power]] - as the tallest person in the house, he has the power to hide things WAAAAY up high. Such as Choco-Fudgies, for example. There's just one problem with this: Arthur, who also lives in the house, can FLY. |
| 603 | -->'''Arthur:''' ''(standing on top of the fridge)'' SHELDON! THERE'S "FATTY CHUNKLINS" UP HERE! HE'S ALSO BEEN HIDIN' "FATTY CHUNKLINS". |
| 604 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Bring them. Bring these things of which you speak. |
| 605 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140506.html Spring has sprung]]. What really makes it is Sheldon's horrified reaction in the fourth panel. |
| 606 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140509.html Arthur needs Sheldon to like something on Facebook]]. |
| 607 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140513.html "MUST THE YELLING FILL OUR LIVES?"]] |
| 608 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140523.html Sheldon found]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome a stick]]. Dante, meanwhile, found a great rock. |
| 609 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140821.html Dante shows Sheldon the MOST satisfying thing in human life]]. |
| 610 | -->'''Dante:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext The thoop sells it.]] |
| 611 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140822.html To be honest]], Sheldon DOES look like a naked mole rat in the fifth panel. |
| 612 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140902.html Sheldon, Arthur and Flaco are playing "Dinosaur Dogs"]]. They're dogs who are also dinosaurs! |
| 613 | * Speaking of dogs, [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140915.html here]] Sheldon shows Arthur something neat with a rare breed of dog known as the Himalayan Squishie. |
| 614 | ** Also part of this little storyline [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/140918.html is a strip]] where Arthur takes advantage of how many folds there are on the dog. |
| 615 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141008.html Today Arthur saw a tow truck towing another tow truck]]. |
| 616 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141016.html "I'M A PIECE OF WORK!"]] |
| 617 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141020.html Gramp treats his body like a temple]]. |
| 618 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141024.html "All aboard the hug train!"]] |
| 619 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141027.html "COME ON."]] |
| 620 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141114.html Arthur getting swarmed by a flock of little red birds]]. |
| 621 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141117.html Eventually they all fly off]]. |
| 622 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141125.html Gramp]] [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141126.html encounters]] [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141201.html the]] [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141202.html Coffee Mafia]]. The entire storyline is just so STRANGE and ludicrous that it's hard not to find it funny. |
| 623 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141204.html This is how it happens]]. |
| 624 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/141210.html Sheldon sings "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"]]. |
| 625 | -->'''Arthur:''' WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING. |
| 626 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150105.html Sheldon and Arthur discuss hash browns]]. |
| 627 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150109.html Arthur has an important announcement]]. |
| 628 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150113.html You may not realize it]], but your dog has superpowers. [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150114.html As does your cat]]. |
| 629 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150119.html How lazy is Gramp]]? |
| 630 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150120.html Pecking order]]. |
| 631 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150121.html And just what are those birds doing]]? Not just pecking at nothing - [[spoiler:They're stealing cable.]] |
| 632 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150205.html Arthur tells Sheldon an interesting fact about blue whales]]. |
| 633 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150218.html "Y'all SENG."]] |
| 634 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150220.html Dave Kellett tells us]] why he's always been freaked-out by WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse. |
| 635 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150227.html "Hello! I'd like to return this shirt that smells like foot..."]] |
| 636 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150309.html Sheldon tells Arthur that they're going to do some time-traveling]], leading to a LampshadeHanging of [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse how little Sheldon's company is brought up nowadays]]. |
| 637 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150318.html After traveling back in time]], the gang gets on a train... which Arthur believes is [[Franchise/HarryPotter the Hogwarts Express]]. |
| 638 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150325.html After meeting J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis]], Sheldon finds out that Lewis keeps encouraging Tolkien to write more of [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Tom Bombadil]]. His reaction is priceless. |
| 639 | ** [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150327.html They return to the present hoping that they haven't changed the future]]. [[spoiler:As a matter of fact, they did - Oso can talk now.]] |
| 640 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150401.html "Countries are basically 8-year-old boys."]] |
| 641 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150403.html "Surely there's more to a pug's life than just SLEEPING."]] |
| 642 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150408.html Netflix presents: the bottom of the barrel]]. The caricatures of [[Series/{{Friends}} Chandler, Ross and Joey]] in particular are hilarious. |
| 643 | -->'''Joey:''' How YOU doin'? |
| 644 | -->'''[[Franchise/MarvelUniverse MODOK]]:''' MODOK DOES NOT SWING THAT WAY! |
| 645 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150504.html Gramp lists things]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext that do indeed taste as good as thin feels]]. |
| 646 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150508.html Gramp thinks that LEGO pieces are too specific these days]]. |
| 647 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150513.html "It's naan-negotiable."]] |
| 648 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150622.html This strip]], detailing the anatomy of a rooster, gives us this: |
| 649 | -->"This is a tiny Velociraptor. We eat tiny Velociraptors at KFC, people." |
| 650 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150713.html Sheldon tells Oso to cool it with the shedding]]. Can Oso do that? SPOILER ALERT: NO. |
| 651 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150720.html Space museum]]. |
| 652 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150817.html "Is that supposed to be a RHYME?"]] |
| 653 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150918.html Gramp notices that Arthur has little holes on the side of his beak]]. |
| 654 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/151007.html Gramp tries to get Sheldon to eat his broccoli]] by saying that Franchise/{{Batman}} eats it. |
| 655 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/151012.html If Dave Kellett were a character in]] ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia'', it would've been a twenty-page book. |
| 656 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/151125.html "History's so full of them tricky FACTS."]] |
| 657 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/151202.html "HE UNDERDANDS MY WUBBB."]] |
| 658 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/151209.html Gramp has cereal for lunch]]. |
| 659 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/151210.html This strip]] doubles as a "Hidden Pictures" puzzle. Can you find everything? |
| 660 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/160107.html Gramp's reaction to winning a trip to the Fatty Chunklins Chocolate Plant]]. |
| 661 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/160218.html Yet another strip]] about how much of a [[MustHaveCaffeine coffee addict]] Gramp is. |
| 662 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/160309.html Dave Kellett has a complicated relationship with the cookie industry]]. |
| 663 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/160609.html The anatomy of a koala]]. |
| 664 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/160701.html At Swim Camp]], [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/160704.html Dante gets really excited]] when he sees Sheldon without his glasses on. Sheldon is annoyed, but then [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/160706.html he gets to see Dante's eyes (as do we for the first time)]]... |
| 665 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/160822.html Oso talks to another dog]]. |
| 666 | -->"I AM STANDING ON CEMENT!" |
| 667 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/160914.html "Still gotta eat them broccoli."]] |
| 668 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170130.html "It's a bird! It's a plane!"]] |
| 669 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170206.html Oso talks to another dog]]... in the rain this time. |
| 670 | -->"I AM WET!" |
| 671 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170215.html Arthur finds out about the Oort Cloud. |
| 672 | -->"People of Earth! We mean you no harm! We are Oorts from the Oort Cloud! And here are our little Oortlings! '''''OORT OORT OORT.'''''" |
| 673 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170310.html Arthur's reaction to that "Stone Soup" story]]: "Sooo... we're just gonna ignore that there's '''''A ROCK''''' in this?" |
| 674 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170420.html Why does Gramp have a flask when he doesn't drink]]? |
| 675 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170426.html Arthur believes that Gramp scooped more ice cream for Sheldon than he did for him]]. |
| 676 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170510.html The Anatomy of the Bony-Eared Assfish]]. Every little "factoid" - if you can call them that - is just pointing out how baffling the name of this fish is. |
| 677 | -->"The bony-eared assfish: making you feel better about your life since 1915." |
| 678 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170515.html "No matter how small you are... you can be super annoying on the internet."]] |
| 679 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170517.html "THEY GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT NOT EATING ICE CREAM THEY OWN."]] |
| 680 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170526.html "THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO MAKE FIRST CONTACT WITH ALIENS."]] |
| 681 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170626.html Sheldon and Dante discuss "reptile guys"]]. |
| 682 | -->'''Dante:''' And they're all named Dale. |
| 683 | -->'''Sheldon:''' They ARE all named Dale. |
| 684 | -->'''Dante:''' Vaguely creepy Dales. |
| 685 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170808.html Arthur and Gramp discuss]] [[Franchise/StarWars Chewbacca]]. Meanwhile... |
| 686 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170905.html Arthur goes after Gramp for his fat]]. [[RunningGag Yet again]]. |
| 687 | * "Together, [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/170922.html twins Bruce and Bryce Wayne are]]: THE [[Franchise/{{Batman}} BATMAN]] BROTHERS!" |
| 688 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/171004.html Arthur talks about the galaxy]]. |
| 689 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/171018.html What are the fastest animals]]? |
| 690 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/171027.html When your dog goes nuts barking the DAY]], it's okay. When they do it at NIGHT... |
| 691 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/171117.html How exactly did the narwhal get its iconic horn]]? |
| 692 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/171122.html The Tree Pugs of Madagascar]]. |
| 693 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/180115.html "TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THE BIRBS."]] |
| 694 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/180202.html "You humans think you're so smart."]] |
| 695 | * '''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/180205.html HOW DOG DOG?]]]''' |
| 696 | * [[sheldoncomics.com/archive/180326.html Sheldon shares an interesting fact about the fennec fox]]. |
| 697 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/180601.html Arthur would love for someone to walk a mile in his shoes]]. |
| 698 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/180625.html "How come superheroes have COOL alter-ego names?"]] |
| 699 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/181128.html Arthur meets a peregrine falcon]]. |
| 700 | * [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/190118.html A spider has infinite choices of where to build its web]]... |
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